#again . lore

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[1caru]

what if venti combined his wisp and human forms

[cuppochino]

impulsively drawn continuation of a previous post

round fat creature faces the consequences

[lylahammar]

Randomly thinkin about Chilchuck today, and how he tries sooooo hard to self sabotage

like for example, other half foots on the island think that he's a greedy asshole who only cares about money, and he does nothing to try to disprove that

but then there's this omake at the end of book 9 that shows that people treat half foots fucking TERRIBLY and chilchuck started a union to protect them

and then in the bicorn chapter, he doesn't want Marcille to keep digging into his personal business so he tells her he CHEATED ON HIS WIFE

but he just COMPLETELY fuckin lied about that and made himself sound so much worse than he is bc he's afraid of being vulnerable with people and would rather everyone believes he's a shitty person so he can keep them at a distance

and the thing that's memed so often is that he refuses to help with fighting most of the time because it's not part of his contract

but if you take this lore into account (not gonna add those particular images to this post simply bc I've used them in so many posts already LMAO) along with this tidbit from the world guide:

then it's like. yeah he has to keep his weight low so if he gets killed or severely injured and has to be healed, that could be really dangerous for him. and even if he was healed at that point he'd end up being a burden to the party after that point, he would be too dangerously thin/sickly to be able to help.

Like, Chilchuck has so many things about him that APPEAR to be character flaws, but every single one of them has a very reasonable explanation. He just leans into the mischaracterization bc he's emotionally withholding and can handle people thinking he's an asshole more than he can handle opening up to anyone. he's such a well thought out and interesting character

[pixlokita]

Same toy phone …

[golden-coven]

He a cold blooded guy,

Literally.

[galehowl]

gives my annual "most mishandled and ruined Star Wars villain" reward

[cherryfennec]

Summer Times

Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!

[paesthethyc]

[souvenir116]

I'm sorry but Max spotting Charles and gesturing him to come up Romeo and Juliet style then Charles looking around anxiously while getting to the vip section

then sitting there as Max giggles and makes random kissy faces to god knows WHO

right before they stand alone together head low as if having a heart to heart might be PEAK lestappen moment of the year

and minding you this man came with his mom, brother, pierre at the beginning- then didn't leave Max's booth until djs performance was done to take a pic with him...

(biggest thanks to @thearchercore 's amazing motorsportcom journalism for her pic contributions 😁)

[roadkill-creatures]

[flammablefaerie]

Beautiful trans woman x bomb

[queenbeestars]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS!!!!!

NO SERIOUSLY...

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

i would never normally post this on main but this exchange was SO fucking funny i screamed when he showed up

[grassiestars]

always an angel

[valeriapryanikova]

[A scan of a children's book titled "The Beckoning Blue," the copy of which washed up on the river shore near the city walls along with a couple of unidentified bones; the copy seems to be in a pristine condition.]

[johnnyshrine]

★ 093 // “POV: You Died :("