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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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lmfao tommy maybe ur parent is a god
I'm pretty sure that's not it.
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onskepa · 2 months
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Left Behind: Moments
Here is another chapter of the left behind series! Hope you all enjoy!
Left behind series
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Jake’s pov 
“So ummm…..I was told to vlog my day to day stuff. Guess to keep record of things I do and not lose my shit on this planet” Jake tells himself on camera. It has been a few hours since he woke up from his cryo sleep. His body ached, felt like a statue from not moving for 5 years. 
“This is year is 2154….those fuckers lied. It's been 7 years since I left Earth for this jungle gym crap. 7 years felt like nothing. My baby girl, probably in her preteen years right now. I wonder how she is doing. I wouldn't blame her if she hates me, no scratch that. She is incapable of hate. Maybe mad, yeah. But not hate. I want this mission to be done and over with.” 
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Jake’s pov
“First day in my avatar…gotta say, it felt fucking amazing. I was able to breathe the native air! Best part, I can run! WOOHOOO! YES! Oh man, never in my life have I felt this amazing. Though I did get carried away. When I woke up in my new body, the excitement got to me. I ran almost all over the fields, the basketball court, the botanical gardens, it felt great. Almost got in trouble but grace was there to save my ass” 
“Still have to adjust to this body, grace is giving me a week to get used to it. I am not the only one though, there is a weird guy named Normal Spellman. Nerdy but otherwise cool. He is the one who studies alongside with tommy. Good pals I can only imagine. He just got his avatar too”
“I bet if my baby girl was here, she would be surprised. With everything really. Maybe a bit scared. Would enjoy it no doubt. Learn how this planet works. I cant help it. I wonder what she is doing. Is she making friends? Doing good in school? So many things. But I know the sooner I get this mission done, the sooner I get home to her” 
“Gotta rest now, got a big day tomorrow, this is Jake Sully, singing out” 
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Jake’s pov 
“Colonel Quaritch, tough and kinda scary guy but he keeps people safe here. As safe as it can get on this planet. Met him in the brief meeting as a welcome home type of talk. But, weirdly enough, I admire him. He seems to know what he is doing and how to do it. Said he has a special mission for me, didn't say what yet but to expect a visit from him soon” 
“I can worry about that later. Tomorrow starts a new mission. Get samples from more remote areas of the forest. Norm was given a special task. Try to make a peaceful contact with the aliens here. Na’vi is what they are called. Grace gave me a brief on them. Some important figures too. Guess they have a system of rulers here. Like the old native tribes back on Earth. My missions is to guard and make sure grace and norm get what they need” 
“I will be honest, does not seem too bad. Was given the ok to shoot any possible threats. Practice with the guns, proud to say I have not lost my aim. It is getting late but I still have to do this. Does keep my mind busy, recalling the day’s events. I am starting to get into a routine” 
“After shutting off the camera, I look at the picture of me and my daughter. I would stare at it for a while until my eyes drop. See this? It was the day I won a little toy for her at an arcade. She was so happy. Not often was I able to give her something new. Hopefully the paychecks are getting funded for her needs. I bet she is getting nice, brand new things” 
“So many birthdays I missed. Im so sorry baby girl, but I promise, the second I go back, I will give you the biggest hug ever. Buy you all the gifts you could ever want, hell, if the pay is that good, get a better place. Maybe close to your favorite park that you like to play in. Better yet, go to the zoo like you always wanted. I know you will be much older but I dont care. You are my baby girl for life. Nothing is going to change that” 
“Guess now I better log off. Big day tomorrow, this is Jake Sully, signing off”
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Jake’s pov 
“Things didn't go right during the mission and I was split up from grace and norm. A giant weird animal, thana-something called by grace, deadly, found us. Had his eyes on me, grace told me to run so I went the opposite direction of where those to were, to not get them in the crossfire. Seriously, that animal was huge, but I guess by some miracle, a bigger animal came into view. Like in those old nature documentaries, the two giants began to fight. Either way, I made a run for cause I know it was not going to end pretty” 
“I got lost along the way, had no idea where I was or how far I was from the crew. Took me sweet time though. Admiring the pretty sights that Pandora had to offer. Felt like a kid again. Everything was bright, colorful, alive. I can see why the RDA wants to use the resources here. Crazy to think that Earth was one like this. Green, healthy, breathing” 
“Of course somewhere along the way I lost myself even more, lost my gun. Had to make a spear then turn it into  a torch because night came. Now night time felt like a whole different world. Everything glowed, pretty almost neon colors illuminated the plats. Some small creatures also glowed. Sad that I couldn't appreciate it enough. Got attacked” 
“Freaking hyena looking animals, running in a pack. The fire helped create a distance as I ran but they were too many, though I was done for. My ass got saved by an unlikely person” 
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Jake’s pov 
“Neytiri, princess of the Omatikaya clan. Scary lady but she saved me. Called me a baby, and told me that I have a strong heart. Stuff happened and next thing you know, I am in their home base. Word passed and neytiri was tasked to train me. Teach me their ways. I am where the RDA needs me to be. It is now only a matter of time. Give the Colonel what he wants, give grace what she wants. It is a win-win situation” 
“Still holding out on that little meeting Quaritch wants to have with me. Maybe it won't be that far, since now I am within the premise of the indigenous, I guess I need to collect more info” 
“A lot happened so to say. I gotta rest soon. If allowed, I can bring something from here, take it with me when I get back home. Pictures seem the best answer. Or something na’vi related. My little girl knows so little of what is being told about pandora. Or knew I should say. How old is she now….? Probably a preteen. Guess I dodged a bullet. I know pre-teen years are hell. No, I shouldn't say that” 
“Soon baby girl. The wait will be worth it. Like I promised. Training day begins tomorrow, so, with that, this is jake sully, signing out” 
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Jake’s pov 
“I am part of the people. I am the son of the people and child of Eywa. Passing my iknimaya, taming my ikran, everything. I am na’vi. It feels unreal, hard to accept. Tsu’tey and I are brothers, wasn't that long ago he wanted to kill me, calling me ugly, but now we are at the same level” 
“They celebrated my rebirth. It was fantastic, neytiri made me dance even though I was terrible at it. The whole thing felt magical. Truly, I felt like I really belonged somewhere, being accepted. It felt nice. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, it did get better” 
“Surprise surprise, I am now mated to neytiri. She took me to the tree of voices, telling me of how sacred and precious it is, being able to connect to their ancestors. It was beautiful. Neytiri was beautiful, still is. Taking my breath away, and my availability” 
“I wouldn't change it for anything, she is someone I have come to love with all my heart. As cheesy as it sounds, it's true. Neytiri changed me, made me better, and I have no regrets”
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Jake’s pov 
“They are starting to pressure us, more like me. The RDA really want the omatikaya gone, away from their home tree. Just because it houses the materials they want. It is not easy, none of it is easy. To tell them to leave, when it's been their home for thousands of years. According to Grace, I don't doubt her. This is their home, it is us who are the aliens” 
“They are not going to leave, nothing is going to change their minds. Worst yet, I know quaritch will do drastic things to get what he wants. I was an idiot to follow him, to believe him. What he will do, knowing his tactics, he will shed blood and bullets. I need to warn neytiri, mo’at, tsu’tey. Can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but I pray to Eywa, that she guides me. What can I do to make sure things don't go downhill” 
“I came to make good money, to finish the mission given to me and be done with. Now, I am in a moral dilemma. I am stuck” 
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Jake’s pov
“I am sorry. No amount of sorry’s that I say will ever be enough for anyone. Not to neytiri, not to eytukan, not to mo’at, tsu’tey grace, norm, anyone. It will never be enough. I brought this to them, it is only right that I help. War is coming, and soon. So many na’vi died when they destroyed their home tree. Many wounded, kids, infants, innocent lives” 
“Grace and I did our best to warn them, tell them to leave. Tsu’tey was adamant to fight, their weapons useless against the valkyries. In an instant, all was gone. I wanted to apologize to neytiri, she was furious, telling me I am not one of those people. She is right. Before anything more could be done, those damn bastards forced me to pull out. Pushed me in a tight closure” 
“Quaritch, a beast he is, heartless. Keeping me locked up yet outside of my cage he dangles the picture of my little girl. Telling me it's not too late to take his side if I ever want to go back to earth and see her again. Going on about how she will react to all of this. Her father rebelling against humanity. As much as I hate to admit…”
“He is right….I dont know if I will see her again. I hate to say….sacrifices have got to be made. I'm sorry, but I have to atone my sins. Like I said, no amount of sorry’s will be enough. Not even for my little girl, I am sorry baby girl, but daddy is not coming home”
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Jake’s pov 
“We won. Quaritch is dead, and unfortunately, so is Grace and tsu’tey. Both sides lost many lives. Yet that is war, but we won. Humans are no more, many left, only few remained. Sworn their loyalty to the na’vi. Only they can stay. We made many sacrifices, I made many.  Many I dont regret, or will look back to. This is the beginning of a new chapter for me. There is nothing left to hold me back, not my past, not my memories.  I am at peace with what I did” 
“Neytiri is with a child, I am excited, I am going to be a father. I cant wait when they arrive, I will be there, welcoming my son or daughter into a new world of peace. First born, neytiri likes to say it over and over.  She is not wrong, our first child together in a new era of peace” 
“However there is still one thing left to do. A grand celebration is going to be held” 
“This I look forward to, many are coming together for it. It is my birthday after all, can't miss my own party. So, one last time. This is Jake Sully, the human, signing out. For good” 
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Third pov
A young girl looks at the last vlog of her father, Jake Sully, eyes wide as she takes in what she just saw. This was a side she never knew, nor did she think it would be hidden.  
She clenches her hands into a fist tightly, gritting her teeth, her body shaking in fury. Hot tears streaming down her face, not knowing whether to cry in sadness or scream in anger. So many emotions mixed, creating a tornado in her mind. 
Hearing a door open behind her, she turns to glare at the man. 
“Why….” was all she could say before breaking down.
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Aaaaaaaaaaand that is it for this chapter of the ongoing series! This one I chose to have only jake be the main point, his vlogs. See how his mind changes, perspective and what lead to the final choice. Trust me, this will come back for future chapters. So until next time! See ya!
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*Jumps down from podium* Hello there! 😀
Yes, I’m aware how cringy that was. Anyways, hi! It’s me. 💛. Your favorite miscolored internal organ emoji. First of, I want to say that I LOOOOVVVEEEEDDDD the blurryface fic. I actually really enjoyed how you wrote blurryface. To me, I feel like it was like Tyler had just enough control over him to keep him from fully coming out, but not enough to stop him completely, so he was rude, but not to the degree of blurryface he could be.
Now, I come to you almighty one shot lord with a new request. I recently saw a video in Twitter of Josh playing with someone’s kid (IDK if it was Tyler’s. It was a video where he jokingly tried to take a bite out of a kid’s piece of bacon before saying he didn’t want it because it was gross. Yes, I know. I’m great at describing things). Anyways, it was adorable. Thus, I was wondering if you could maybe do the fic where the reader sees Josh playing with a young child (could be Tyler’s kid(s), could be a random child. Up to you.) and the reader kinda gets baby fever and decides to talk to Josh about possibly having them in the future.
I understand that this topic may be one you’re not interested in writing and, if that’s the case, no problem. You are the artist and I am but a humble freeloader. 😊
Kids - Josh Dun x reader
Relationship: Josh Dun × Reader
Warnings: none
Word Count: 1273
A/N: I'm glad you liked the Blurryface fic and you saw my vision :) I searched the internet for the bacon video and found it! Definitely helped with writing the fic. Josh is so cute with kids it's adorable. I went through 3 different versions of this before finally landing on this one. I did write a water fight fic for another fandom on this blog but idc bc this one fits well. Hopefully it's not too short.
P.S. 💛 the image of josh will make sense at the end lol. I was looking for one and cackling over this.
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2015 had been both an amazing and stressful year for Josh and I, Blurryface had released and we’d both been on tour together. Mark and I had both been working on vlogs and social media for the album cycle and tour, tiring us out just as much as the boys. Luckily, we had a couple months off to relax before they started working on the next album. My parents had agreed to let us stay in our family vacation home in Florida, meaning I was going to get to see our family friends and their kids–all of whom were half my age. 
The sun was blaring outside and to avoid the heat I was sitting in the living room working some editing. Josh had decided to wander the neighborhood, getting to know the area I’d been telling him about for months. As I saved my project and put my computer away I heard a loud screech. I ran outside, curious as to what was happening. 
“Josh, stop it!” cackled Amelia, my mom’s best friend’s daughter. Josh was chasing after her, a water gun in hand and aimed perfectly at the back of her head. A whole group of kids had come out of their houses to play, some with water balloons, others with pistols, all of them laughing. I remembered when Tyler and I would run around here, our parents close friends. One Christmas he’d been given a skateboard and we spent the winter break trying to learn how to do tricks. Tyler and Jenna had decided to stay back home in Columbus for the holidays, preferring the cooler weather than the Florida heat. I tried desperately to fight off the smile growing on my face while I sat on the porch steps. Josh caught up to Amelia, picking her up and carrying her so the other kids could all soak her. Amelia managed to get away, running in the opposite direction towards her friends. Josh had a grin plastered on his face. 
“I’ve got ammo over here!” A small hand reached up above a bush, waving in the air. Josh ran over to refill his gun before sneaking back into the war zone of kids. 
“Okay, team Josh huddle!” He stretched his arms around the group of kids he’d clearly chosen to be on his team. I could hear the faint whispers of the kids before they split up, creeping towards the other kids on Amelia’s team. “Ready. Aim. Fire!” he yelled, prompting all of the kids to either fire their water guns or throw their water balloons. It looked like a mini tsunami, water flying through the air and soaking everyone in range. I couldn’t help the smile growing on my face, Josh was so good with the kids. We’d been together for 3 years and hadn’t spent that much time with kids. We had the conversation about spending our futures together months ago, but I never found the time to have the really important conversation with him. Kids. Tyler had dreamed of having kids for as long as I could remember and Jenna had been on board since day one. I wanted what they had, it was hard not knowing if Josh wanted what I wanted. “Okay okay! I’m soaked so I’m gonna go get dry.” Josh wrung out his shirt which was sticking against his body. He waved goodbye to all the kids before turning towards the house. As soon as he saw me his eyes lip up, arms open to give me a hug. 
“No! No!” I laughed, holding him back while he tried desperately to kiss me. Finally I gave up, letting him pull me in close. We were definitely going to need to dry off together. 
“Let’s go inside,” Josh ran a hand through his wet hair, slicking it back. I followed him into the house, going into our bedroom and grabbing a new set of clothes before joining him in the bathroom. He was running a comb through his dyed red hair, a towel wrapped around his shirtless body. 
“You know, you’re really good with kids,” I said, sitting on the counter. Josh looked up at me, his eyebrows raised. 
“Ya think? I mean, I’ve got two younger sisters so–” Of course, how could I have forgotten? I handed Josh a clean shirt once I’d gotten dressed in a pair of sweatpants and t-shirt. Looking out the window, I could see the kids still outside throwing water back and forth. I wanted to talk to Josh about the kid thing, but I couldn’t tell if this was the right time. If I did mention it and he didn’t want kids then I was risking him leaving me, risking everything that made me, me. I wanted to be honest with him, we were always honest with each other. Josh continued to talk while my thoughts bounced about in my head. “My mom used to pay me to babysit them which was fun but obviously when I started touring that stopped–”
“Josh,” I interrupted, reaching down and grabbing his hand. He looked up at me, a worried look on his face. 
“What? Are you okay?” I took a deep breath before continuing. 
“Do you–have you ever heard Tyler talk about wanting kids?” I was trying to frame a way to start the conversation whilst having no idea what I was doing. Josh nodded, staying quiet and listening attentively. “I–I know you’re only 27 and I’m 26 but we’ve never talked about kids before and I really–do you?”
Josh laughed, folding the towel he was using and placing it on the rack. “If you’re trying to ask what I think you’re trying to ask then the answer is yeah, I do.” I jumped off the counter and ran into his arms, pressing my lips to his. 
“God I love you,” I smirked into the kiss, cupping his jaw and tangling his wet curls between my fingers. He kissed back, pulling me close so I was straddling his waist. 
“When I say I want kids, I don’t mean right now, you know? Touring and work is putting enough stress on us and we’re not even engaged yet,” he said, breaking the kiss. I nodded, glad he was thinking exactly what I was. 
“Of course. We’ve still got so much going on and the band is getting bigger and bigger. I think we should enjoy the time we have alone before we start worrying about bringing smaller versions of ourselves into the world,” I agreed, pressing my lips to his once more before getting up and grabbing Josh’s wet clothes off the floor. 
“Where are you off to?” he asked, standing up. 
“I’m putting your clothes in the laundry and grabbing us a snack. I’m exhausted from watching you run around and I need a nap.” I threw Josh’s clothes into the laundry basket before going into the pantry and grabbing a bag of honey-roasted nuts, my favorite snack that I’d made Josh add to the band’s rider for the entire tour. 
“Can I join you?” He reached his hand inside the bowl, taking a handful of nuts and pouring them into his mouth. I nodded, walking into our room and getting into bed, Josh sticking close to me. “I’m so tired,” he chuckled, placing his head on the pillow next to mine. 
“You know, kids will do that to you,” I yawned, my eyes feeling heavy. 
“And that is why we’re waiting,” he returned the yawn. 
I scooted closer to him, bending my knees and rolling onto my side, drifting into sleep within his arms. 
“Goodnight love,” Josh whispered.
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Can't wait for the next request!
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dteamarchived · 1 year
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For favorite dteam moments/memories, I'm still not over the three of them recording vocals for Everest. Definitely one of my new favorite moments :')))) Also that first George stream with the dteam all together in person, and that video right after the meet up, from their shopping day, of Dream recording George aiming a nerf gun at Sapnap. Idk I love that video, and the recent video on Dream's Instagram of George filming Sapnap preparing to record Everest vocals reminded me of it. Similar vibes maybe idk I just love them <3
oh my gosh, absolutely 🥹💕 i still remember when the vlog and shopping snapchats dropped, it was like an unbelievable high. it's hard to conceptualize the pre-face reveal era for me nowadays, or at least in the way i felt. it was defined by lots of waiting and want. so i was overjoyed when i saw them finally together, just beaming with happiness i couldn't describe... and now i can smile thinking about everything we went through before, how we didn't know how good it would be back then, how we got everything we wanted.
i'm so excited for the everest music video, i just know it's going to make me cry based on the teaser alone :( i'm a sucker for cute things like tackling, playing in the snow, simple mundane things the dream team couldn't do before and are now able to have forever with each other. it's so silly, genuine, and filled with love :((
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obmessed · 2 years
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What do you think of most popular piri ships? Im happy there is sea content in tumblr
If you're referring to three specific nations, seeing them being paired romantically bothers me a lot. Like, you know the Philippines is not special right? America and Japan also took other territories during the same time they took Philippines.
But shipping them platonically, that's good shit. Cuz like what this vlog's description says:
no ships, just friendships
If your interested, just read more to see my version of their perspective during their time together.
If you're gonna ask me who to ship Piri with, ship him with the nation he had a special and healthy history with. Like South Korea and Israel.
And as for shipping him with other southeast Asians, it feels kind of wrong since I feel like they're all related by blood or whatever runs in nations' veins. Like how America is related to Canada kind of thing. But hey, you do you while I do me.
Like for Spain, since he's a really nice and nurturing guy in the anime he probably did everything he thought was best for Piri. He gave him religion as a moral guide, education making him be the first Asian nation to have a university, and of course some of his traditions so that he could belong to the world out there since he's aware that no nation would accept his original traditions.
When he first met him, he was a strong thriving boy and desired to help him. But his resistance forced him to get violent which lead him to accidentally hit him in the head so hard that he got amnesia. Realizing how much he fucked up the kid, he became an overprotective big brother who isolated him from the world until he sees his the same strong boy again.
This overprotectiveness became the downfall of their relationship, because it caused him to keep babying Piri even tho he's already older for that and is intelligent enough to understand how ridiculing his treatment is. And when he executed his pacifistic friend, he stopped seeing him as a brother and never called him 'kuya' again.
For America, he probably saw himself in Piri. Both fought their older brothers who refused to hear them out, until they couldn't take it anymore. That was how similar they were until America's independent end, where he experienced hardship being on his own for the first few decades.
Taking a liking on him he decided what he thought was for the best, going behind his back and making a deal with Spain. Even when their war broke out and the some people are displeased with him, he still believed it was for the best. Even if it means the cost of their friendship.
Nearing the end of the war and it was just the two of them guns faced against each other. Piri's thoughts went to the man who opened his eyes, the man who was truly his friend until his execution. He though about how he would feel seeing him like this, letting his violent nature take over him.
Realizing this isn't what Rizal would've wanted, he threw away his shot and aimed his gun to the sky. And then suddenly, he was shot.
America, realizing what he had just done couldn't proudly proclaim his victory and just realized he doesn't want to do this to him. But it was too late, so what he did instead is that he promised him that he'd let him go in just a few decades and that he was sorry. He got the cold shoulder from Piri for years after, making him regret everything more.
As for Japan, he was a childhood friend and has spent time with him for their first years as nations until he was taken. Him being taken was the most traumatizing thing he has ever witnessed, that he shut himself out from other nations and persecuted anyone with foreign ideologies in order to protect himself.
Eventually, he decided that it was time for him to save an old friend, dozens of old friends. When he met him for the first time in centuries, he found himself despairing at the fact that he was too late. Not only did he drastically changed, he also doesn't remember him, like at all. So he did what he thought would make up for that, protect this new culture that he obtained and banned everything Western.
When he finally surrendered and everything was over, he knew that his neighbors do not like right now and his chances of getting his old friends back were ruined. Which was why he surprised when he found out that Piri and his new boss (Elpidio Quirino) sent his soldiers home.
Even more so, when he acted friendly towards him, so he asked: why? and he said:
"I hated America for decades and that was the most exhausting and pointless thing I've ever done, sure what I felt was justified but in the end we managed to be friends again. Actually we should've been friends again maybe years ago, because he actually tried to be a better friend throughout his time in my place. I was just too cold towards him to move us along.
And my people inherited that...
I don't want them to inherit my hatred anymore, especially towards neighbors. They're not a 100% with me and my boss in forgiving you though, so it might take some time for them to warm up to you completely. But I'm sure it won't be too long for them to love you.
After all, you said we were friends right? Even though I don't remember out time together, something inside me wants to go back to that. So I'm taking the initiative to become your friend again"
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Anyways
5/2=???
Imma leave ya with this, bye
-paint
Fuck off!
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Eeeeey, we can be "unknown shit backstory" buddies, but also nit buddies cause I'm supposed to be a piece of shit to you
-paint
Yeah, sure. Unknown shit backstory buddies but not buddies. Sounds fucking great.
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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I mean, i can't remember shit, not after my first host item got destroyed, but it getting destroyed doesn't hint at my back story being all sunshine and rainbows i suppose, so fair
-paint
Exactly.!
... But I guess being found alone in a random fucking forest also isn't the most... nice scenario.
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Hey! I was created in a science lab and i make sense! Don't dusrispect my birth place tommy >:(
-paint
Sorry! I just don't wanna share your origin story, man, it doesn't sound too great. No offense.
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Or your parents are human and just hate you
I don't like that option, so we're not adding it to the list! Fuck you.
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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What if one of your parents was a cow?
It would make more sense since you care about cows so much.
I'm not sure me being half-cow makes any sense but we can add it to the list. Cows, fish, cylinders, we're forming a fucking collection!
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Your parents can be lab tubes, just like me, well, not like me, i don't remember lab tubes in my creation, but i don't remember shit anyways so whatare the odds?
-paint
I don't want to be born from a fucking tube! That's not a parent, man, that's a damn cylinder. At least with fish I can pretend it makes sense!
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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🐟🐟 - Tommy's parents, probably
It's like they're here with me.
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Imagine your parents were fishes and Wilbur ate them.
Would explain why you attacked him.
You know, something tells me that's not it.
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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it seems unlikely your parents would both be fish. however, fundy exists so it may be possible.
-mari
I really do not want to be in the same boat as Fundy with this shit.
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ask-lmanburg · 2 years
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Hey tommy, you’re loved, okay?
Okay? Thank you?
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