#akadile

[greeneyedsigma]

Sakazuki: Hello, children who no longer live here.

Ace, Sabo and Luffy: Hey!

Sakazuki: I gave you that key for emergencies.

Luffy: We were out of Doritos!

[mirrorworldangel]

This is an idea of an altered version of the rock, paper, scissors game but this time it's in One Piece version.

The game is this; each player has to make hand gestures and yell out the Devil Fruit/ Non-Devil Fruit skill to the group. The skill that beats everything wins. But sometimes character traits or elements are also added into the mix.

But to an outsider who is not familiar with the game, it looks like a crazy Pokémon battle action scene.

(The idea is based on a F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode rock, paper, scissors, fire.)

Ex:

Kid: Magnetic Punch! (shows his own metal fist)

Sabo: But nothing beats seawater! Whitebeard Tsunami! (Makes wavy hands and splashing)

Law: Nice, Kuzan, Ice Age. (cuts through Sabo)

Ace: Dad, Magma Fist. (punches his own hand)

Luffy: (left finger imitating hook, right hand on hip.) Mama, disappointment. (Makes same frowning face)

Bonus:

Usopp: Zoro, Three-sword Style!

Sanji: Directions!

Nami: Eternal Pose.

Kuzan: Rocinante, clumsiness.

Rosinante: Divorce.

Kuzan again: Make-up Sex.

Usopp and the rest of the teens: STOP IT! STOP IT YOU WIN!!!! DX

[greeneyedsigma]

Today’s random thought:

Drunk! Fem! Crocodile likes to say her and Sakazuki are like penguins. They mated for life (got married) and he likes to bring her shiny rocks to show his affection (expensive jewellery).

[greeneyedsigma]

Akadile headcanon I didn’t know I had:

Crocodile is not a morning person. She’s one for luxurious lie-ins, barring the years when it was just her and the kids and they were young enough to need supervision.

Sakazuki is a morning person. Likes the quiet of an early morning and getting his training in. He was the one getting up when Hibari was a baby and already an early riser herself.

Crocodile blames him for Hibari’s “up at the ass-crack of dawn” tendencies.

He does not deny.

[mirrorworldangel]

@greeneyedsigma This screams Akadile or WhiteRaven

The minister pointed his finger at the queen. “The poison in your wine could only have come from her, your majesty! The queen is trying to kill you!” “No,” said the king. “If my wife wished to kill me she would look me in the eye and push a dagger into my chest.”

[greeneyedsigma]

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eustass Kid/Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro/Usopp, Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Monkey D. Garp/Sengoku The Buddha, Boa Hancock/Monkey D. Luffy, Who's-Who/X Drake, Basil Hawkins/Faust Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Eustass Kid, Roronoa Zoro, Usopp (One Piece), X Drake, Akainu | Sakazuki, Hibari (One Piece), Crocodile (One Piece), Mugiwara Kaizoku | Strawhat Pirates, Basil Hawkins, Faust (One Piece), Portgas D. Ace, Sabo (One Piece) Additional Tags: Romance, Action/Adventure, Politics, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Female Monkey D. Luffy, Female Crocodile (One Piece), Female Usopp (One Piece), Male Boa Hancock - Freeform, Humor, female X Drake, Female Kizaru | Borsalino, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Rivals to Lovers, Monkey D. Luffy is a Ray of Sunshine, Smart Monkey D. Luffy, Nakamaship, Mugiwara no Ichimi | Straw Hat Pirates, Stepdad Sakazuki, Jealous Eustass Kid, Worldbuilding, Chaotic Monkey D. Luffy, Dark Admiral Aokiji | Kuzan, Sakazuki isn't the bad guy, POV Third Person, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, Morally Ambiguous Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks, Changes to Gender or Sex, Female Basil Hawkins, Protective X Drake, X Drake is so done, Luffy causing trouble on purpose, One Piece Marines, one piece navy, Character Development Series: Part 2 of New Her Name Is Crocodile AU, Part 12 of Her Name is Crocodile Universe Summary:

*This is the sequel to Her Name is Crocodile Redux and can be read as a standalone fic*

Monkey D. Luffy wants to be the Queen of the Pirates. She wants to follow in the footsteps of Gold Roger and reach Laugh Tale. She wants to conquer the Grand Line and be the freest person in the world. She'll gather her crew and explore every island they sail to, chasing that elusive beast known as adventure.

Luffy knows what she wants, and she knows that you can't wait around for what you want to fall into your lap. You have to get up and take it.

Sometimes, what you want is to be the most infamous pirate in history. And sometimes, just sometimes, it's the tall redhead in the ugly ass pants.

So why not both?

[greeneyedsigma]

Second to last chapter (chapter 19) of Her Name is Crocodile Redux posted!

Go check it out!

[greeneyedsigma]

Chapter 18 of Her Name is Crocodile Redux has been posted!

[greeneyedsigma]

Posted a new chapter of Her Name is Crocodile Redux

Chapter 17

Go check it out and maybe consider leaving a comment

[greeneyedsigma]

Chapters: 15/20 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Monkey D. Luffy & Portgas D. Ace & Sabo, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon, Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Crocodile & Portgas D. Ace, Crocodile & Sabo (One Piece), Crocodile & Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Crocodile & Whitebeard Pirates (One Piece), Crocodile & Mr 1 | Daz Bones, Monkey D. Garp/Sengoku The Buddha Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Akainu | Sakazuki, Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Whitebeard Pirates, Portgas D. Ace, Sabo (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Fushichou Marco | Phoenix Marco, Thatch (One Piece), Monkey D. Garp, Original Characters, Trafalgar D. Water Law Additional Tags: Female Crocodile (One Piece), Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocomom, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, ASL Brothers (One Piece), Sakazuki is not a monster, Crocodile is Whitebeard's Child, Rare Pairings, Romance, Adventure, Humor, Genderbending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante Lives, female kizaru, Rewrite, Onesided Crocodile/Doflamingo, Original Character(s), Pregnancy, Babies, female Rayleigh, Female Sengoku, Female Monkey D. Luffy, Alabasta (One Piece), Baroque Works (One Piece), Baroque Works leader isn't Crocodile, Sakazuki isn't as angry as people expect, Dawn Island (One Piece), Family, Monkey D. Luffy is a Little Shit, Monkey D. Luffy is a Ray of Sunshine, Past Crocodile (One Piece)/Monkey D. Dragon, Crocodile's a bitch, but she knows, Sakazuki isn’t the Bad Guy Series: Part 1 of Her Name is Crocodile Universe, Part 1 of New Her Name Is Crocodile AU Summary:

Crocodile's always dreamed of a life beyond the deck of the Moby Dick, of making a name for herself that was more than just being the daughter of Whitebeard. She wants adventure, romance and treasure. Power. Recognition. When she starts, she knows what she wants, but the path toward her dream is up in the wind. She's more interested in seeing where the seas take her. They take her to motherhood and found family more times than she could count. Into the arms of a Marine Admiral again and again. And to her unrealized goal of contributing to the, frankly, insane family tree of the future king of the pirates.

This a rewrite of my very first long fic, Her Name is Crocodile!

CHAPTER 15 IS NOW POSTED!!

[greeneyedsigma]

Chapters: 14/20 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Monkey D. Luffy & Portgas D. Ace & Sabo, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon, Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Crocodile & Portgas D. Ace, Crocodile & Sabo (One Piece), Crocodile & Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Crocodile & Whitebeard Pirates (One Piece), Crocodile & Mr 1 | Daz Bones, Monkey D. Garp/Sengoku The Buddha Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Akainu | Sakazuki, Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Whitebeard Pirates, Portgas D. Ace, Sabo (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Fushichou Marco | Phoenix Marco, Thatch (One Piece), Monkey D. Garp, Original Characters, Trafalgar D. Water Law Additional Tags: Female Crocodile (One Piece), Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocomom, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, ASL Brothers (One Piece), Sakazuki is not a monster, Crocodile is Whitebeard's Child, Rare Pairings, Romance, Adventure, Humor, Genderbending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante Lives, female kizaru, Rewrite, Onesided Crocodile/Doflamingo, Original Character(s), Pregnancy, Babies, female Rayleigh, Female Sengoku, Female Monkey D. Luffy, Alabasta (One Piece), Baroque Works (One Piece), Baroque Works leader isn't Crocodile, Sakazuki isn't as angry as people expect, Dawn Island (One Piece), Family, Monkey D. Luffy is a Little Shit, Monkey D. Luffy is a Ray of Sunshine, Past Crocodile (One Piece)/Monkey D. Dragon, Crocodile's a bitch, but she knows Series: Part 1 of Her Name is Crocodile Universe Summary:

Crocodile's always dreamed of a life beyond the deck of the Moby Dick, of making a name for herself that was more than just being the daughter of Whitebeard. She wants adventure, romance and treasure. Power. Recognition. When she starts, she knows what she wants, but the path toward her dream is up in the wind. She's more interested in seeing where the seas take her. They take her to motherhood and found family more times than she could count. Into the arms of a Marine Admiral again and again. And to her unrealized goal of contributing to the, frankly, insane family tree of the future king of the pirates.

This a rewrite of my very first long fic, Her Name is Crocodile!

*Currently, 20 expected chapters, subject to change if I feel like I need to split bigger chapters into 2*

CHAPTER 14 IS UP! 

[greeneyedsigma]

Chapters: 13/20 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Monkey D. Luffy & Portgas D. Ace & Sabo, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon, Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Crocodile & Portgas D. Ace, Crocodile & Sabo (One Piece), Crocodile & Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Crocodile & Whitebeard Pirates (One Piece), Crocodile & Mr 1 | Daz Bones, Monkey D. Garp/Sengoku The Buddha Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Akainu | Sakazuki, Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Whitebeard Pirates, Portgas D. Ace, Sabo (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Fushichou Marco | Phoenix Marco, Thatch (One Piece), Monkey D. Garp, Original Characters Additional Tags: Female Crocodile (One Piece), Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocomom, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, ASL Brothers (One Piece), Sakazuki is not a monster, Crocodile is Whitebeard's Child, Rare Pairings, Romance, Adventure, Humor, Genderbending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante Lives, female kizaru, Rewrite, Onesided Crocodile/Doflamingo, Original Character(s), Pregnancy, Babies, female Rayleigh, Female Sengoku Series: Part 1 of Her Name is Crocodile Universe Summary:

Crocodile's always dreamed of a life beyond the deck of the Moby Dick, of making a name for herself that was more than just being the daughter of Whitebeard. She wants adventure, romance and treasure. Power. Recognition. When she starts, she knows what she wants, but the path toward her dream is up in the wind. She's more interested in seeing where the seas take her. They take her to motherhood and found family more times than she could count. Into the arms of a Marine Admiral again and again. And to her unrealized goal of contributing to the, frankly, insane family tree of the future king of the pirates.

This a rewrite of my very first long fic, Her Name is Crocodile!

*Currently, 20 expected chapters, subject to change if I feel like I need to split bigger chapters into 2*

CHAPTER 13 IS UP!

[greeneyedsigma]

Chapters: 10/20 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Monkey D. Luffy & Portgas D. Ace & Sabo, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon, Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Crocodile & Portgas D. Ace, Crocodile & Sabo (One Piece), Crocodile & Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Crocodile & Whitebeard Pirates (One Piece), Crocodile & Mr 1 | Daz Bones, Monkey D. Garp/Sengoku The Buddha Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Akainu | Sakazuki, Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Whitebeard Pirates, Portgas D. Ace, Sabo (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Fushichou Marco | Phoenix Marco, Thatch (One Piece), Monkey D. Garp, Original Characters Additional Tags: Female Crocodile (One Piece), Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocomom, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, ASL Brothers (One Piece), Sakazuki is not a monster, Crocodile is Whitebeard's Child, Rare Pairings, Romance, Adventure, Humor, Genderbending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante Lives, female kizaru, Rewrite, Onesided Crocodile/Doflamingo, Original Character(s), Pregnancy, Babies, female Rayleigh, Female Sengoku Series: Part 1 of Her Name is Crocodile Universe Summary:

Crocodile's always dreamed of a life beyond the deck of the Moby Dick, of making a name for herself that was more than just being the daughter of Whitebeard. She wants adventure, romance and treasure. Power. Recognition. When she starts, she knows what she wants, but the path toward her dream is up in the wind. She's more interested in seeing where the seas take her. They take her to motherhood and found family more times than she could count. Into the arms of a Marine Admiral again and again. And to her unrealized goal of contributing to the, frankly, insane family tree of the future king of the pirates.

This a rewrite of my very first long fic, Her Name is Crocodile!

*Currently, 20 expected chapters, subject to change if I feel like I need to split bigger chapters into 2*

[greeneyedsigma]

Chapters: 6/20 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Monkey D. Luffy & Portgas D. Ace & Sabo, Crocodile/Monkey D. Dragon, Crocodile & Monkey D. Luffy, Crocodile & Portgas D. Ace, Crocodile & Sabo (One Piece), Crocodile & Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Crocodile & Whitebeard Pirates (One Piece), Crocodile & Mr 1 | Daz Bones, Monkey D. Garp/Sengoku The Buddha Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Akainu | Sakazuki, Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate, Whitebeard Pirates, Portgas D. Ace, Sabo (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Fushichou Marco | Phoenix Marco, Thatch (One Piece), Monkey D. Garp, Original Characters Additional Tags: Female Crocodile (One Piece), Parent Crocodile (One Piece), Crocomom, Crocodile is Monkey D. Luffy's Parent, ASL Brothers (One Piece), Sakazuki is not a monster, Crocodile is Whitebeard's Child, Rare Pairings, Romance, Adventure, Humor, Genderbending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante Lives, female kizaru, Rewrite, Onesided Crocodile/Doflamingo, Original Character(s), Pregnancy, Babies, female Rayleigh, Female Sengoku Series: Part 1 of Her Name is Crocodile Universe Summary:

As the daughter of Whitebeard, Crocodile dreamed of carving her own path and finding adventure. She finds that and more. Family, romance and a place to call home beyond the decks of the Moby Dick.

This a rewrite of my very first long fic, Her Name is Crocodile!

*19 expected chapters, subject to change if I feel like I need to split bigger chapters in 2*

[greeneyedsigma]

*NSFW Scenario that made me chuckle*

Young, Marine! Crocodile, hooking up with Young, Pirate! Sakazuki: I need a favour.

Sakazuki, still lounging, nude, recovering post-orgasm: Hm? *one of his eyes opens, squinting at her*

Crocodile, dropping down to straddle his thighs: I need you to get me pregnant.

Sakazuki, both eyes open now: Sorry, I think I went deaf for a second. *Concerned* Did you just say you need me to get you pregnant?

Crocodile: Uh-huh.

Sakazuki, incredulous: Why?

Crocodile, exasperated: Does why matter?

Sakazuki: I’ve managed to avoid any accidental knock ups before now; if I’m doing it on purpose, why matters a little.

Crocodile, sighing: Because the Gorosei are convinced Gol D. Roger is my father.

Sakazuki: Okay. And he’s not.

Crocodile: No.

Sakazuki: Because Whitebeard is your father.

Crocodile: Emotionally? Yes.

Sakazuki: ...but not biologically?

Crocodile: Let’s just say, Dragon is not my half-brother.

Sakazuki stares at her, contemplating whether or not he wants to know: ... *Decides he doesn’t want to know.*

Sakazuki: That doesn’t explain why you need to get pregnant.

Crocodile, pouting, annoyed he doesn’t just agree to it: If I get pregnant and have a baby, I won’t be worth marrying off.

Sakazuki, blinking: Yeah, alright.

[greeneyedsigma]

Vice Admiral! Crocodile: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Pirate! Sakazuki: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Vice Admiral! Crocodile: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Pirate! Sakazuki: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Vice Admiral! Crocodile: I guess you’re right. Hey, Sakazuki, I love you.

Pirate! Sakazuki: See! Just say that!

Vice Admiral! Crocodile: Holy fucking shit.

Pirate! Sakazuki: If that flies over his head then, sorry, Crocodile, but he’s too dumb for you.

Vice Admiral! Crocodile: Sakazuki.