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batboyblog · 1 year ago
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theonion · 4 months ago
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Revealing a precipitous decline in the nation’s access to a once-plentiful resource, an alarming study published Tuesday by Harvard’s T.H. Chan School of Public Health found that only one in four Americans can get a motherfuckin’ “hell yeah.” “It’s no secret that peer enthusiasm is harder to come by than it was in previous decades, but even then, we were shocked to find a full 75% of Americans could only get a half-hearted ‘nice’ for situations that would have had people raising the motherfuckin’ roof just a decade ago,” said the study’s lead author, Professor Jessica Landers, adding that weak-ass responses like “okay” and “whatever” had exploded in frequency while “hell yeah” equivalents such as “BOOYAH” and “let’s fucking go” showed similar scarcity. Full Story
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darlingod · 1 year ago
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Cardan: *brings his ex back to live on the land and then exiles Jude who he married the night before & who just got back from enduring over a month of torture*
Cardan: *does not have any doubts that Jude could possibly misinterpret this situation*
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trexkys · 3 months ago
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msburgundy · 1 year ago
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i am so deep in my echo chamber that i forgot hormonal birth control was common at all, let alone like....used by most young women
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starredpoet · 11 months ago
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What is the context behind this image??
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dottores · 2 years ago
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the sheer hatred that male jjk fans have for nanako and mimiko is something that needs to be studied
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ardate · 1 month ago
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My mother going down the stairs muttering "Lucifer, Lucifer, Lucifer..." at every step and then they wonder why im like this
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fredthemushroom · 3 months ago
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Do you guys sometimes just remember funny stories from your 1st grader days? I just remember this one kid once broke into my bathroom stall while holding a long shit in his hand, as a piecejust falls from his hand and a bit of it was on his face lmfao. I have so many of these stories my elementary school was fucked XD
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sepchic · 1 year ago
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I'm learning to draw pixel GIFs
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chipthekeeper · 6 months ago
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bad news, i just typed Timm into a news story that was supposed to say Tim
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churchofchuu · 1 year ago
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rigginsstreet · 2 years ago
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not a tweet going around saying people with billy profile photos is a red flag....
the anti intellectualism movement is alive and well in the anti billy community i fear
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timeless-voyage · 2 years ago
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optimistc-apathy · 1 year ago
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"twins" you mean my younger brothers
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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