Alver: Cale henituse, I hate you and I want to spend the rest of my life hating you.
Cale: are you proposing?
Alver: duh.
Cale: son of a bi-. Yes.
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He's disappointed in more ways than one...
Alberu:聽Talk dirty to me
Cale:聽Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at an all time high
Alberu:聽Wha-
Cale:聽The economy is in shambles.
Alberu: No wait, stop-
Cale: Crops are facing blight and supplies are low, the citizens are discontent.
Alberu, shrinking away: This isn't what I had in mind!!!
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Cale: *chilling on Alberu's bed*
Alberu: Stealing from me again?
Cale: What?
Alberu: First my heart, now my bed.
Cale:
Alberu: What's next my last name?
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as an asexual i am horrified to say this but as an ao3 author and reader it is my duty: i need more fics of cale getting railed. specifically by alver/alberu and over a's desk.
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Cale Heitenuse X Alberu Crossman
Alberu froze, the instant he realized what Cale had planned. He isolated the panic seizing his veins, freezing it out, shattering shard after shard of unbidden possibilities of a world without Cale that his brain was mapping out.
What the fuck?
Shit, he barely had enough time to block the kids' view. Unbridled rage joined the panic, a fresh flush of heat beneath his skin. He flaked it away too.
Fuck.
His jaw ached from the force he used to grind it shut.
Cale, his stupid, idiotic bastard plunged the dagger into his chest and Alberu, the crown prince of his kingdom wavered, his chest tightening like it might crack, ribs reduced to rubble. His comprehension of the world around him screeched to a halt, a strangled sigh of relief slipping from the back of his throat when he moved.
Oh, he's going to kill that idiot.
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Upon your birth, an indelible mark manifests upon your body. This mark symbolizes the individual who will bear your burdens, carry your secrets, feel your pains, and share your sorrows. It also designates the person who will partake in your happiest moments, revel in your joys, understand your obsessions, and experience your bliss.
That person will be called your "soulmate"
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I am so done with people making Cale pregnant someone make Alberu pregnant for God's sake!!Give it a twist!
Just imagine all the family being protective of Alberu and he gets to rest!!!! He deserves rest tbh... just imagine Alberu suddenly faints while hd is working and no one gets suspicious because it happens every week but eruhaben insists on calling a doctor so they and then bam! Alberu's pregnant They are all shocked and guilty becuz the child could've been hurt and the rumor spreads that their Emperor is actually not the Emperor but the empress..
Then they try to solve as to who slept with Alberu. Alberu and one other finnaly confesses which was Cale. Then Aunty Tasha forbids Alberu from any homework unless completely and utterly necessary, then forces Cale to work as a consequence of not using protected sex.
Imagine Alberu pouting because he wants his hubby with him but he is busy and he can't control his emotions so he starts crying and ignores Cale because he just gets angry at him
But what can he do except make up to him with lots of sweets and kisses after all he needed to apologies for making his pregnant spouse upset
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That's how model students replenish their stamina
(This is inspired from this! Lots of inspired works bc I see anything and always go: woah I want that but with alcale)
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Some stupid noble flirt with Cale.
Chester: you're awfully quite, your highness.
Alver: nobody plans a murder out loud, Chester^^
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