#albur

[bjlyn]

[awacatin]

Ekubo es como tu amigo el vulgarsote

[jackce]

hes wearing cat pjs but showing us his dogs

I wish my english where better so I could understand this 😔

[cockysassy]

[ocotearte]

Moctezumo el Pitonizo Azteca

[zeynatura]

Just remembered that time when I explained to my non digimon fan friends that in Digimon Adventure 02 the Digimon unlocked a new digivolution by finding and using an egg...

And the conversation seems normal till you picture it being in spanish, egg = huevo and huevo being a synonym of testicle and my friends always thinking in the double meaning of things as it is their mexican nature so yeah... we were all laughing, me trying to explain it is not that kind of egg and my friends just having a blast thinking of furry Digimon sex and making me flustered cause they love doing that

[marederia]

☞De entrevistas perfectas que acabo de recordar

El 31 de enero de 2001, Andrés Bustamante también conocido como 

Ponchito

El Guiri Guiri, 

Dr Chunga, 

El Hooligan,

Greco Morfema, 

Eleuterio Zamarripa

Pepinno Moretonni,  

Profesor Horacio Cascarín, 

Albert Ahista, 

Dr. Sigmund Fraude, 

 Frustrado Alcántara, 

Johnny Petardo, 

Carmelo Fernández, 

E. Charles Altas, etc...

entrevistó al Subcomandante Marcos, el portavoz y uno de los líderes del ejercito zapatista (EZLN) y las risas que se dieron fueron las siguientes:

[riotgrrrlhole]

Flirty comments i know Lalo said to Nacho cause it’s in the Mexican constitution of 1917

Lalo : Ay papi con ese culo dedícame un pedo mi niño (Oh daddy with that ass please dedicate a fart to me baby )

Lalo: Vamos a hacer arroz con leche tu traes el arroz y yo te saco la leche ( let’s make rice with milk you bring the rice and I milk you dry )

Lalo : Estas seguro que no eres helado ? Por que te quiero lamer hasta el palo (are you sure you are not ice cream ? Cause I even wanna lick your cone )

[belanova]

Maxo: I'm eating a banana

Roier: ooooo you are eating banana?

Maxo: Yeah.... Brazilian banana

Roier: WHAT

[little-lamb-lyosha]

Being trans and talk with your friends about the possibility of your new chosen name with...

European and Usamericans: 🥰omg that's an amazing name🥺

Latinoamericanos:

[jukeboxofjellycat]

[villings]

(...) Envejece inútil el castigo a lo lejos, mientras tú, de estrenos, suavizas tus misterios vírgenes, la migración de tus arroyos placenteros, tus racimos trémulos. Yo errante y vivo, te conozco.

Albur de amor | Rubén Bonifaz Nuño

[juliomarciano]

Sucedio en un basurero no muy lejos de aqui....

[blasb]

¿cuánto mides?

🔮 / #BLASFOMET HA RESPONDIDO : un metro con setenta y dos, ¿me van a nombrar short king? .

[namecantbeblank]

I'm back on my opq bullshit.. Benito's character development fucked me up. this dumbass with a fake doctorate and crazyass name (bc its Quackity. of course he'd use an albur) became an adoptive father to this kid after his friend died. im crying on the floor. quackity ends up playing with our emotions without even initially trying