#alientoastt ocs

[alientoastt]

tits out 0 fucks given ever

[larkkspuur]

can we get four headcanons about the wet boy?

HECK YEAH YOU CAN

Headcanon A: what I think realistically He likes to go on the roof and look at the stars when he feels lonely (even though it makes him feel worse) Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious He would, in a moment of lapse, try and eat those colorful fishing lures meant to look like fish but are hot pink and yellow and stuff C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends He can’t remember anyone’s faces. For reasons :) (havent been able to inflict this on friends. Yet :) ) option D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyway When he walks near water, the water changes colors (like how different biomes have different colored water. its a gradient with him at the epicenter. i would LOVE if that was a thing that could be canon but oh well)

[lot27]

the timing on these is so off but they look like cats doing the long blink thing

they love you and so do i

[shootingst4rpress]

lockscreen (nastya. i am gay), music (black sheep by metric. i am gay) and wrasslin (danhausen and OC baby! Best Friends!)

tagging @alientoastt @talloraven

tagged by @fredfoswell to post my lockscreen,my last song and my last downloaded pic! i cant fucking take a screenshot of my lockscreen so 2 b clear its the first pic

tagging @jonny-dykeville @catgirlskywalker @himfluencer and whoever wants 2 do it

[alientoastt]

hi. samir makeup

[alientoastt]

zydrate comes in a little glass vial. (a little glass vial?) a little glass vial.

[image id: a digital painting based off of a promo shot for re-animator (1985). my oc samir looks to camera with an unsettlingly bright grin, a syringe full of glowing green fluid poised- his other hand hovers over the head of @trashymayhem's oc icarus. samir wears a labcoat, and there are beakers and flasks in the foreground indicating a lab table. the lighting is stark and the colors are bright. samir (he/she/they) is a chubby white person with ginger facial hair and half of their pinned-up hair orange, the other half bleached with dark streaks. there is a distinct burn scar over her blue left eye (the other is green). she also has pointed ears and fangs. icarus is a latino man with brown skin, a round face, freckles, scruffy facial hair, and dark curls. it's unclear if he is sleeping or dead. end id.]

[alientoastt]

"[Skunk's] pupils burn like tiny suns when they're particularly emotional, but in less intense scenarios, the light in them turns them varying shades of grey, and it's hard to look at."

[image id: a digital painting of my dnd character, skunk. they're a human person with a hooked nose, many moles, a short and sparse beard under which a double-chin is visible, gold ear piercings, and bushy eyebrows. his eyes are brown with softly glowing pupils. his hair is black and a bit longer than their shoulders, though the very front top bit is short and bleached white. they're wearing a red t-shirt. end id.]

[alientoastt]

wake up babe new mechsona dropped. hes a pitiful little bastard and his mechanism is his teeth. their name is shermie todman. carmilla abandoned them in a mall

[image id: a digitally drawn comic in the layout of the "I think I forgot something" meme from two and a half men. in the first panel, dr. carmilla sits in the galley of the aurora (represented by interior shots of the serenity from firefly) and stares vacantly down at the table in front of her. she is gesturing emphatically, saying "I think I forgot something." in the second panel, one of aurora's screens shows the second frame from the original meme; a white man subtitled "If you forgot, then it wasn't important." in the third panel, carmilla smiles and smacks her hand down on the table, saying "Yeah, you're right." The fourth panel shows shermie todman, a stereotypically waifish victorian orphan, staring down at a phone in his hand with beads of sweat around his head, looking lost. he's been superimposed onto a real photo of a shopping mall. end id.]

[alientoastt]

put your oc in a show you like today. its healing

[image id: a digital drawing of my oc, samir, in the style of The Legend of Vox Machina cartoon. she's looking down and out a window that he's leaning against the edge of. the lighting is moody and warm, the exterior a hazy gaslamp yellow and samir and the wall behind them cast in cool shadow. end id.]

[alientoastt]

the man, the milf, the legend (halloween edition)

[image id: three digital drawings of cod, my minecraft character (she/he/they). the first two show her as a cat, once with costume fairy wings, the second holding a knife in his mouth very smugly. in the third, they're humanoid wearing a cat ear headband, a fake tail, and whiskers and a cat nose painted on her face. he is also wearing pumps, fishnets, a tight black dress, and elbow-length gloves with furry trim that give them paws. end id.]

[alientoastt]

hes a horrid little guy

[image id: a photo of the inside of a mall, showing an entrance, a few shopfronts, and a few trash cans and potted plants. there are three drawings of my mechsona shermie (a waifishly stereotypical victorian urchin with sharp metal teeth) around the image, roughly sequential in their placement so that he gets closer to the camera as he moves down the canvas. the first shows him standing closest to the entrance with a bewildered expression and an elipses above his head. the second shows him leaning against the potted tree in the center, with a thought bubble reading "Carmilla gone..." the third drawing, closest to the camera, shows him only from the elbows up, his hands held up so that he can stare down at them with an intense expression, saying "I can do whatever I want." end id.]

[alientoastt]

the honor of "first colored animatic" goes to cod my darling oc cod

[vid id: An 8 second colored animatic to the chorus of Candy by Robbie Williams. On "Hey, ho, here she goes," Cod walks across a yellow grassland, turning to wave excitedly at someone on a further hill with a little hop. The scene changes to her walking across a busy bridge or dock- on "Either a little too high" his posture is good, head high, smiling, and "or a little too low" they're a bit hunched, grumbling. The scene changes again to Cod floating in a white void on "Got no self esteem", switching rapidly through four different outfits of mismatched gender presentation, and spinning 360° naked on "and vertigo". There's a closeup of their face looking a bit blank on "'Cause she-" and she gets squished by both their partners kissing his cheeks on "thinks she's made of candy." the colors look like watercolor. end id.]

[alientoastt]

fursona time (he/she/they)

[image id: a bust of an anthropomorphic catperson. they have calico splotches on his face, chest, and shoulders, and medium-length curly hair parted down the middle— the left is white with brown streaks, and the right is orange. she has a ginger beard and mustache, and their one visible eye is blue. end id.]

[alientoastt]

character design is great. wish it didnt melt my brain (also thank you @thedreadvampy for fashion inspiration)

[alientoastt]

remember when into the spiderverse came out and we all made sonas? the group chat watched it again last night and collectively lost our minds

introducing an unnamed hero— neighborhood mascot, food truck lover, and helper of old ladies across the street. 

[image id: a digital drawing of a short, athletic white person wearing a teal spiderman mask. they have shaggy, medium length pink hair, a purple beanie, and slitted pupils drawn on the eyes of their mask in sharpie. they wear a tight tank top that fades from yellow to black with a red spider insignia on the front, and turquoise harem pants that fade into a darker blue. they wear red gloves with black palms and backs of the hands, black socks, and brightly colored sneakers. behind them is a fluorescent, abstract sort of shape for contrast.

in the bottom left is a drawing by @tempulian of the same character, doing jazz hands and wearing an alternative outfit- a black bodysuit, off-white tights, and teal sleeves to match their mask. they have a yellow beanie and wear a yellow-and-purple cropped t-shirt with purple shorts. the most notable difference is a pair of bright pink cowboy boots, dotted like ostrich leather, with impractically high heels. “jazz hands” is written up by their splayed hands. end id.]

[alientoastt]

valka?????? spare valka????? valka my beloved???🤲🤲👀👀

your 20-something druid and his goat are gnc as fuck

[image id: a digital drawing of a halfling, valka, riding on a white fluffy mountain goat in front of some bushes and trees. valka smiles over his shoulder at the viewer. he’s white, with tan skin, light freckles, and shaggy brown hair; he holds in his off-hand a staff topped with crystals the same green as his eyes. he has a scruffy beard and wears gold hoop earrings, along with an olive green tunic, leather pants, and brown cloth boots. end id.]