#also despite the fact that they are both masc they would bond over their shared love of tig old bitties <3

[thepunkmuppet]

ok I was thinking about the hatchet town cameos and I just completely made up a ship (and possibly a nightmare time episode??) and now I’m insane and I need it to be real

max / ziggs

THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS

max comes across ziggy at night somewhere and wants to buy some weed, but ziggy says they don’t sell to bullies and max being max just straight up punches them in the face

they get caught by police and done for assault and selling drugs and end up doing community service together, and against all odds they fall in love.

ziggs helps max learn how to chill tf out for once in his life and be nice to people, and ziggs loves max’s passion about things and basically just sees him as a silly little guy just misunderstood also it’s his birthday etc. and despite his popularity literally everyone hates max so that is very new to him and it’s endearing as fuck

but yeah max is just having the crisis of a lifetime because ziggs is cool and relaxed and nice and non-binary (shock horror) and not like anyone he’s ever met before and WHY IS HE HAVING FLUFFY FEELINGS IT’S SO FUCKIN GROSS

seriously though just imagine their conversations. max at 100% volume talking shit and making stupid puns while ziggs is just like “yeah sick man :)”

also “HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM BITCH” lives rent free in my head do you see my vision

I think the whole point of it would be the juxtaposition between them and Holy Ghost. as in grace technically killed him and turned him into a murderous ghost just because she liked him and and then literally fucked him to hell but ziggs just makes him a better person and a stoner and a cute boyfriend. minus whatever insane nightmare time plot there would be obviously but yeah :)

also idiots in love. THIS IS THE MAIN APPEAL TBH THEY ARE BOTH SO MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID AND I LOVE THEM

also their ship name is either Smoky Ghost or Tie Die (get it get bc ziggy’s tie dye shirt and max’s ghost murdering do you get it do you get it I’m literally so proud of this you don’t understand)

but anyway MAX / ZIGGS THINK ABOUT IT!!!! I just think they should date ok repressed pansexual / bisexual / mlnb max jagerman is real to me

[om-nom-snom]

do you do rival hcs/drabbles/what have you? would love some Hop, Bede, & Marnie ones plz!! (also if specified gender is alright could it be fem, masc, fem? ty if you do or np if you dont!)

[Dating Headcanons]

Adult!Hop x reader, Adult!Bede x reader, Adult!Marnie x reader

Hop <3

Dating Hop sure is an adventure at times

Our loveable Pokémon professor in training is just as excitable about dating as he is about... Well, just about everything

Right from the first date you have him hook, line, and sinker

As soon as you're comfortable he's introducing you to his family, he's particularly keen to have you meet Leon

Don't worry, Leon loves you

Hop isn't scared of PDA, including in front of his family, and he's happy to follow your lead on it

Expect plenty of very entertaining family barbecues with Hop always keeping an arm around you

He loves when you visit him at work too

It's so easy for him to get wrapped up in all his work and research that sometimes you need to drag him away for a break

Often the promise of kisses and a fresh cup of tea is all the convincing he needs

Hop brings you on fieldwork too, he likes getting to combine two of his favourite things

I feel like he confessed his feelings originally after being away on fieldwork, he came back and gave you an applin as a confession

Dating Hop is definitely exciting, but he's also a very devoted and affectionate partner

Bede <3

The fact Bede managed to get a boyfriend is a literal miracle

Hop thought you both were kidding at first

Bede was super sweet when asking you out though, all embarrassed and blushing while asking if you were free for dinner

He's usually not the most open with his affections in public, generally he prefers to keep things private

That is, unless he's jealous

Then all bets are off and you have a new appendage with an amazing pink jacket

In private Bede is fond of small shows of affection, caressing your cheeks and kissing your hands are some of his favourites

He takes you out on plenty of dates too

Cute cafes in Ballonlea, nice restaurants in Wyndon, nature walks through the wild area

He's surprisingly doting and makes sure to protect you from any potential league drama you might be exposed to as the partner of Ballonleas gym leader

Speaking of him as gym leader, he keeps a private box at his stadium for you and Opal so the two of you can spectate his matches in comfort

Opal spends most of the time gossiping with you, and sharing the odd embarrassing story involving Bede

He always goes bright red when either of you mention anything but he's secretly glad you two get on so well

Marnie <3

Okay, so I feel like Piers and Team Yell would be so preoccupied keeping boys away from Marnie that they wouldn't think twice about female friends of hers

After a couple years of knowing her and being close friends you two start officially dating

Though she definitely kissed you before ever taking you on a date

You're the first person she's ever actually dated so she takes a little while to feel things out

Piers is the first to know and that's after well over half a year of you two dating

Marnie would definitely be happy if you had something in common with Piers that the two of you could bond over

She wants the two most important people in her life to like each other

Despite her reserved nature she can be quite forward in her affections

Expect her to take charge in turning you to face her for kisses or even pulling you into her lap in private

She loves physical contact, feeling you against her in any way is just so comforting

Marnie also loves to hold your hand, even in public, and she'll tell off anyone that comments negatively on it

Expect to be treated like absolute royalty by the new Spikemuth gym leader, including your own mini protection squad

Thank you for the request Anon! I hope you don't mind me aging up the characters a little, I love these guys and their canon careers post game so much that I couldn't help myself :)