#also does scott live in beacon hills? because its been 12 years since hes seen eli? like if he lived in BH hed see him even in passing

[batcavescolony]

Teen Wolf Movie I've finally watched it, here's my thoughts:

Are we just keeping the triskelion box in a restaurant on a shelf? Like the thing that's holding the Nogitsune? A dark evil spirit of chaos. Just on a shelf like 20ft from the door?

Aww Scotts a vet, good for him. "We call him The Alpha" cute. He's such a good vet

Did everyone but Malia leave Beacon Hills....that was her s5 fear oof

Jackson paper sorting scene is giving me Stiles vibes

Eli's cute. I like him.

Tyler H, giving me Superman vibes, he plays 'Dad who loves their kid but also feels like they're completely messing up' so well

Oh we can swear now!

Since when could you expel the Nogitsune with riddles, that would have been nice to know before.

Eli sleep walks? Knows where the tree is? Snooping in the woods? 👀 a clue? (Spoiler it's not)

The Nogitsune is back to Rhys form.... Rhys doesn't deserve that. I think he's been through enough

Did Allison come back with red nail polish on, completely naked but painted nails?

AHHHHHHH ARGENTS FACE WHEN HE SAW ALLISON

So nice of Chris to keep clothes in Allison's size in the bunker

Peter lol dramatic as always

Malia seems off to me, like maybe shes just pissed at everyone for leaving her but still somethings off.

Did someone read Liam up on the Oni because he wasn't around for Nogitsune? He didn't come around till the next season

I'M SORRY Eli+Scott are SPRINTING and Allison is like 🚶‍♀️taking a stroll

Chris, Peter, Melissa 👀👀 hear me out

AHHHHH ELI AND DEREK ❤❤❤

Why does Liam have like no lines?

CAN DEREK STOP GETTING HURT FOR FIVE MINUTES also like 'remember who you are' ok Mufasa

I mean this as nicely as possible why is Jackson here?

Peter wtf? *SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF* "theirs blood here" no shit

Liam wolves out every scene but Jackson can't have his tail?

Victoria/Nogitsune is a jump scare

They really broke up Stiles and Lydia? I don't even really ship them and I'm upset.

I'm sorry I can't get over the swears like Malia can say fucker now

Hey so I get the sentimentality and shit but like respectfully it's been 15 years and how long did they know Allison? What 3 years? I don't want to be a ass but FIFTEEN YEARS

also is Allison still like 17? She remembers her life up to 17 when she died? Like yeah she looks older because the actress aged but she's 17 mentality right?

Hey what about The Shugendo scroll? "You can't be a fox and a wolf"

BULL SHIT B-U-L-L S-H-I-T I call BULL SHIT fuck that I'm sorry why the fuck? I knew he died but that is the STUPIDEST way wtf

Am I the only one that doesn't think Scott should adopt Eli? Like he hasn't seen him in 12 years and he's gonna be dealing with Allison. And does Scott live in Beacon Hills? Like tbh Noah should take him just because at least they know each other better?

Over all: I want to know what happened to everyone (Isaac, Theo, Alec, Kira, Monroe and her hunters, Kate, Cora, Stiles, Corey, etc). I feel like some of it was iffy. Idk like it's been over 10 years since the end of the show but Malia and Scott are still weird around each other? What happened? No mention of Kira? Liam and Scott didn't interact at all? A lot of unanswered questions. I'd watch it again for Eli and Derek but overall, it's fine.

[scott-mccall-the-hot-girl]

my ultimate guide to thiam fic !!

( as a new teen wolf stan )

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the classic post war, long ass (multi chapter) fic !!with great development that genuinely made me laugh out loud, they have the best friendship in this & i love it very much. ( like theo teaches liam to drive and i just *happy sobs* ) a fundamental in thiam fanfiction !! all stans have probably already read it but if you haven’t this is in fact a threat ,, go show this vv iconic story some love !!

Airplanes - Captainmintyfresh

Summary: After the Anuk-ite and the hunters are dealt with Liam needs a break. Cue Theo and a road trip that Liam should know better than to think will be peaceful.

Not Rated, No Archive Warnings Apply, Completed, 43/43 Chapters, Words: 236,875 (236k)

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okay okay so this one is also post 6B !! but ,, now we introduce fighting monroe & the hunters again ,, so we get the boys & a new mission !! so if you like an intresting plot 11/10 would recommend !! just to be clear this ISN’T complete ,, if that turns you off i understand but definitely give this one a read !! it litterally have theo doing crossword puzzles & fighting zombies

Vacancy Signs - LovelyLittleGrim

Summary: Theo and Liam are in Manhattan negotiating a pack allyship when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. Now, the two of them have to find their way back to Beacon Hills without getting eaten by zombies or killing one another.

Rated: Explicit, Graphic Description of Violence, Not Completed, 15/17 Chapters, Words: 89,605 (89k)

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Royalty AU !! I REPEAT ROYALTY AU !! a fantastic au where i stan their moms more than i stan them !! genuinely so good at the childhood rivals to lovers trope !! i’m genuinely obsessed with this one. has made me cry more than once ,, hurts in a good way <3 the ending is just *chefs kiss* also one of the tags is genuinely: # theo and liam make bad choices for over 130k straight !! if that doesn’t sound appealing i don’t know what does !!

Artificial Love - songbvrd

Summary: Prince Theo and Prince Liam are forced to spend every Summer together from age five onwards. They hate each other, and usually find ways to make each other miserable as much as possible in their six weeks together. But when they're reunited because of intended unions as adults, things change. They're both supposed to be married to noble women, but neither of them is as interested in anyone else as they are with their childhood rival.

Rated: Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, Completed, Chapters: 32/32, Words: 172,935 (172k)

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so if you are in the mood for a crack fic that’s not explicitally a crack fic this is for you !! okay so i’m really hit or miss with AU’s ,, sometimes i feel like they don’t quite capture the characters right but this story have the BEST dramatic liam i have ever seen in my life !! basically they all live in the same apartment building & it’s fantastic !! i saw this one floating around a lot but the summary didn’t really unrest me until i have it a shot !! so go read it rn !! also nolan & brett are genuinely fantastic and make me wheeze ,, LIKE ACTUALLY VERBALLY LAUGHING !! all i’m gonna say is that my fav characters are scott & the beetles but that won’t make actual sense until you read it !!

The Neighbors Song - TheodoreR

Summary: “I always hear you singing on your balcony every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?”

Or the one where Theo annoys Liam every morning with his awful singing until he doesn’t anymore and Liam is even more annoyed. Liam hates every single thing about his mornings -the fact that they happen in the morning alone is enough. The thing Liam hates the most about his mornings though is the terrible voice of the guy who lives below him. He can’t sing for shit and Liam tried to politely let him understand that by throwing flour and water on his balcony, and also by shouting it to him, you can’t sing for shit!, and then by writing it into a note he proceeded to attach to his door, but this Raeken guy just keeps doing it, every single morning, like a fucking rooster. Liam did nothing to deserve this. He probably didn’t do anything to deserve better either to be fair, he doesn’t expect to open his window and be welcomed by some angelic voice singing him good morning, he’d just be happy with nothing. Silence. That’s something Liam can appreciate in mornings. Just some bark from his dog and the sound of his misery and that’s it. But no, god forbid the new guy lets him have that.

Rated: Explicit, Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Wanrings, Completed, 8/8 Chapters, Words: 42,814 (42k)

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me: i’m not a big fan of AU’s ,, proceeds to talk about ANOTHER au… OKAY BUT THIS ONE !! it’s not complete but the author has been updating regularly ,, vv slow burn !! but in a REALLY intresting way !! i lOVE LIAM IN THIS SO MUCH ,, he is such a diaster of a person and it’s wonderful !! they have a great dynamic & i’m sucker for general puppy pack content ( and erica reyes being a badass ) !! also theo plays lacrosse in this & i really like it ahhhhh ,, also liam is just being an artic monkeys stan the whole time & theo is like *que confused repressed gay noises*

Inglorious Roommates - honeyscape

Summary: A roommate is defined as “a person with whom one shares a room.”

Theo would say a roommate was more along the lines of, “The person who's the bane of his existence. The weirdo that sleeps for days. The spaz that exercises at 3am. The guy with a revolving door of annoying friends. An insufferable human being that Theo has no control over living in his room.”

Example: Theo hates his roommate Liam.

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okay okay i hate myself but i have another WIP for y’all !! this one is jUST FANTASTIC. i’m genuinely so upset it’s most likely not going to updated again *incoherent screaming ensues*. for this story ,, it’s very theo-centric bUT thats bc it ends right before liam becomes a concrete member of the story !! ANYWAY: basic plot = theo & acquiring not one but two children ,, so #dad theo but he is still crusty & homeless and i love him very much. it’s just so GOOD !! just read if you want to experience my fav theo coming out story & him etching high school musical

Look who's talking - Captainmintyfresh

Summary: Theo had been labeled many things in his life. Evil, failure, monster. He'd never thought Father would be one of those things but as he looked across the table to a six year old with blue smears of bubble gum icecream across her face trying to coax the first words out of her sister. Finger jabbing towards Theo's face as she repeated 'Daddy' again and again he couldn't bring himself to dispute the label.

(Theo accidentally adopts two young werewolves)

Not Rated, Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings, Not Completed, Chapters: 16/?, Words: 48740 ( 48k )

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so here me out: post-canon ( poetry like angst ) summer get away !! just the boys doing cute little domestic things together whilst pining !! theo’s guilt in this is just so powerful & aGjffkgkkfkvkdlv !! i think it’s so interesting to see how they interact in this one, it’s just very heart warming !! and it features one of my favorite niche teen wolf tropes of theo being great with like seven year old girls- it’s just so good ,, very much a wonderful little one shot that just makes your heart happy.

(next time i see you you'll show me) a hundred different ways to say the same things - cherrysprite

Summary: “...You deserve good things,” Liam says eventually. He makes sure not to look at Theo even though he can feel his eyes turn on him. Somehow he can already tell that Theo doesn’t believe him.

Liam instantly makes that the goal of this summer - making Theo believe him.

Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Chapters: 1/1, Words: 28875 ( 28k )

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okay so this next section of fic recs is a bit different !!

two of my favorite authors !! and a compilation of fics i’ve read by them both !!

for context: these two have written some genuinely gorgeous fics, like pure poetry, they explore the real gritty & scary side of our boys relationship in such a wonderful way. they’ve both used some of my favorite tropes & i love them very much !!

whenever i need something soothing but so genuinely intresting & enticing these are my go to !! ( also they both write a lot of good nolan angst & some vv good fics with hayden )

go check out:

eneiryu

as well as fallingforboys

here are some of my favorite fics by them ~

darling i want you here in my arms (kiss the pain away, i know you can) - fallingforboys

even before you touched me, i belonged to you (all you had to do was look at me) - fallingforboys

memories linger like tattoo scars (but your touch on my skin is just as permanent) - fallingforboys

skin, bones, a stolen heart, and an ugly creature lurking underneath -fallingforboys

i don't know how to breathe in the place i called home - fallingforboys

whisper your gossamer truths into the shadow, maybe you'll find the answers you're searching for - fallingforboys

between the mountains and the valley we built a monument to our regret - eneiryu

cracked the hinges of the cage and waited for you - eneiryu

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okay and finally: since i am a self centered whore

my own fic: an rendition of the # elevator scene

it’s basically my version of post canon if we did get the kiss in the elevator. we got a classic liam pov in which he is has 12/10 for extreme bi diaster energy even whilst being shot at !! so go him ig…

Fuck Off, Fuck This & Fuck It! - nefelibata_peach

Summary: Liam thought to himself heart rate climbing, they were bound to be dead by morning. So he thought with everything but his brain and he kissed him.

Where Liam Dunbar is very confused, slightly traumatized, and just a bit scared but hey, aren't they all! Bad decisions ensue as two boys fight in a war they never did sign up for.

Rating: Teen and Up, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Chapters: 1/1, Words: 3558 ( 3k )

[ascottywrites]

The Mini Teen Wolf Fic List

Everyone’s got their vices and mine are good drinks and entertaining reads a.k.a. being sloshed and reading FanFiction.

Here’s a list that involves two of my most favorite tags in the Teen Wolf Fandom. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

                     --Accidental Baby Acquisition--

   *which makes me squee every single time I see this tag! 

He's Not Mine by Sunnee (Complete: 19/19| 68,534) --Sterek 

Derek comes home to find an abandoned werebaby on his front porch and Stiles volunteers to help him out. Surprisingly, that is just the beginning of his problems. Baby Whisperer by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids) (Complete: 12/12| 26,547) --Steter

“What. Is that.” Scott looked up at him, apprehensive. “Her name’s Lily.” Stiles stared at the fuzzy head peeking out of the papoose. “Her. Her name. That is a real live human baby. Oh my God-” “Actually I don’t know if she’s human?” Scott said with a confused frown. “Becca didn’t say.” “Who the fuck is Becca?!”

*I'm also pretty stuck on hating on Scott. I think it's because the feeling of betrayal is so strong when it happens in a relationship that was supposed to be as solid as family. ...not that family can't fuck you up...but, you know what I mean. I Know Where Babies Come From, Derek by DiscontentedWinter (Complete: 15/15| 51,937) --Sterek

Stiles finds a baby on the porch. It looks exactly like him. Well, this is awkward.

Baby Steps by Bunnywest for Twisted_Mind (Complete: 1/1| 6,185) --Steter 

Stiles puts a hand out and taps Peter on the shoulder, and the man’s head whips around. He stares at Stiles as though he doesn’t know who he is for just a second, then his expression clears.

“Stiles. How big does this baby look to you? The sizing on these things is a nightmare. How am I meant to choose?’Stiles looks down at the infant strapped to Peter’s chest and into the deepest, widest, brownest eyes he’s ever seen, and even with tears streaking its face he can tell this baby’s freakin’ adorable.

And all he can think is - why, exactly, does Peter have a baby?

3 Idiots and a Baby by WithMyTeeth (Ylith) (WIP: 7/8| 36,434) --Sterek 

One little abandoned Were-baby changes everything.

Daddy Peter a 2 work series by Mellow(SweetCandy) (possibly ongoing) --Steter 

                            --Bad Frend Scott McCall--

   *The tag that sends me down the rabbit hole, because, a lot of times it has more to do with just Scott being either an asshole or a potato. 

After

by paper_back_writer (wip: 2/3| 31,608) --

Sterek

 It’s been nine years since Stiles fled Beacon Hills. And now he’s back.And so is Derek Hale.

The teacher/student ten-years-later fic nobody asked for.

We Get What We Deserve by Falln_Grce (Complete: 9/9| 56,467) --Steter

My take on a slight 'fix-it' scenario, where Peter gets over his allergic reaction to caring about others, Stiles and Derek realize their worth, Lydia is still a badass, and the Sheriff recognizes family when he sees it.

The Hales are not part of the McCall pack, Malia is not infatuated with Stiles, Deaton is as shady as he ever was, and there's trouble brewing in Beacon Hills.

Didn't See That Coming by knittersrevolt (Complete: 43/43| 83,838) --Sterek  

Stiles leaves Beacon Hills in the dust after he catches his husband cheating on him.

He finds his way to New York where he starts working for the Hale House Nursery, accidentally adopts a werewolf baby (through no fault of his own thank-you-very-much), and somehow starts training to be an Exorcist Emissary. So, in general, life was going good.

Then he hears that demons have found their way into his hometown. Can he face his inner demons and go back to save the day?

*Now, granted, there is a lot about this that I don't appreciate after they end up back in Beacon Hills...like a lot. However! It is still a nice read. 

All In by myredturtle (Complete: 3/3| 39,120) --Sterek 

Scott finally pulls a a stunt so boneheaded that Stiles can't think of any way to get him out of it. Hoping to outrun the fallout, he packs up his father and they move to Canada. Unfortunately, nowhere is safe.

*Good luck with that Zombie Apocolypse

You Belong with Me by halcyon1993 (Complete: 4/4| 19,705)  --Sterek

Derek is tired of watching Stiles get treated like crap by his so-called friends. When both the Hale Pack and the McCall Pack end up in the same nightclub, Derek decides it's finally time to convince Stiles that he'd be better off with him as his alpha.

*For the times you need unrealistic club sex in your life.

Pale Horses by Jana_C (Complete: 15/15| 56,071) --Sterek

Being bitten had never been on his to-do list, but he could deal with that. Helping Derek Hale become a competent Alpha, though, that was so not in his job description.

*Now granted this isn't all about Scott acting like a jackass. There's much more going on but still how are not more people squeeked by how Scott acts in canon? Like without a list it just seems like I jumped on that irrational Scott Hate wagon and I'm not about to make a list. But this kind of captures what didn't get touched on in canon. But then...I guess we're talking about self-absorbed teenagers waaaay out of their depths and emotionally stunted born wolves and dangerously oblivious adults, just dealing with stuff as they come. Living that Motw life. 

Running Up That Hill by maypoison (Complete: 32/32| 139,488) --Sterek

“Even before the pack joined together, Scott was trying to protect you. And he still is trying to protect you, even if it means leaving you out of all this.”

Stiles does roll his eyes at that. “Yeah, but it didn’t work did it. I was still involved, and so was my Dad. We were nearly killed by Matt, and then Gerard.”

“My point is, people change. Relationships aren’t always perfect. Scott's tried to kill me before."

Stiles raises an eyebrow. "So, you’re saying that someone trying to kill you is just a small flaw in a relationship?"

“We’re werewolves.” Derek answers with a shrug, as if that was a perfectly good explanation.

*Sometimes I want to jump in like 'Chalk Zone' and fuck up a bunch of people. 10 points to the ones who can guess the top 4

[sparkwhorunswithwolves]

Concept: remortal Stiles Stilinski, who's lived at least a dozen lives and remembers all of them.

He was born human but a witch cursed him because he's Stiles and he can be irritating

The witch is actually immortal because of Reasons and Stiles has made it his Mission™ to find her at least once in every life

The first time because he got killed in his original life and woke up shortly after being born

And he wants revenge

She's the one who kills him that second time because he's still as irritating as before

It takes him 4 more lives for him to admit that she's the only real consistent thing and it's comforting

It's also pissing her off so that's always a plus

She's totally fond of him

And tries to keep as many of his personal things as she can when he dies

She also always calls him by his original given name

She went by Isabella when she first cursed him, but she changes it every other decade, so he tends to switch names at random or just call her the witch as a nickname

At first it was jarring to get used to a new identity, a new body, every few decades, but he eventually embraces it and makes it his other Mission™ to always do something extra enough to be remembered

The witch has an aneurysm the first time he does it, because she keeps herself hidden for a giddamn reason, idiot

She definitely causes a Big Scandal a few years later that tops everything Stiles did to date

Stiles is still making fun of her for it

A few centuries later, and Stiles is actually Mieczyslaw "Stiles" Stilinski

And he lived a lot of lives, some good, some bad, some horrifying

But he thinks that this might be one of the better ones

And then his mom dies, and his dad doesn't cope with work and alcohol

And he supposes he's lucky that he isn't actually a 10 year old child

That he had lifetimes to get used to the people he loves dying before him

He loves Scott like the brother he had once, and after his dad leaves, too, he refuses to let anyone else hurt him

He breaks that promise 6 years later

He's 16 and he can't leave Beacon Hills just yet

He's also lived for over a millennium and going to high school lost its appeal a... While ago

And he knows he should have known better, should have remembered that normal humans are fragile

Not that he isn't. He's still human. But normal people are breakable in a way he isn't, limited, temporary.

But he is still stuck here for at least 3 more years with school before he can leave and someone just found half a dead body in the preserve

And suddenly Scott is a werewolf and he doesn't know what to do with that

Of course he's met werewolves before, and kitsunes, and banshees, but in all his time he never had to deal with someone like him

Who got changed against his will, without his knowledge, and only believes it after the bad things started happening

But it's been too long, and Stiles simply can't relate anymore, doesn't know how to make it better

Because he's both permanent and ever changing

And Scott is still Scott, same life, same face, same family, he's just changed

It doesn't really change much of season 1

Scott and Allison are still Scott and Allison, and Stiles wants to call Scott out for not telling her, but he remembers the few people he let himself be close to before and how he never told them a word

Derek is still Derek, but Stiles goes from being Stiles™ to Derek losing everyone while surviving and going Relatable™

After the Big Reveal at the hospital Stiles is furious at Peter for hurting his family

And scared, because he's still only human, and sure, this life sucked, but he still loves these people, and he doesn't want to lose them just yet

But he also knows that he's done worse, that morals and consequences doesn't really matter when you have nothing to lose

Peter still asks him if he wants the bite

Be Scott's equal, he had said. And if it doesn't kill you

But, despite everything, Stiles likes this life. And even though the possibility of him dying is really small

He chose the bite at one point after all

He doesn't want to risk it

He tell him no, and doesn't elaborate further

Peter still kills Kate and bites Lydia

They still kill Peter

Peter still brings himself back from the dead

And then season 2 happens

He doesn't know how they made it all out of that alive

And then he does die and it's the first time in a long while that he's truly afraid of it

He doesn't know if coming back as Stiles Stilinski again is better or worse

Because with every new life he's just a little different, new body, new name, new mannerisms

And coming out of that ice bath feels a lot like that, so he doesn't question it

He's had dyslexia before, hes had trouble sleeping in some form or another in most lives, it's not the first time that he can't tell dream from reality

It's not what he expected, but he can deal with it. It's not that big of a deal

Except it is, it really, really is

Because now the fox demon is possessing someone who has centuries of knowledge, who doesn't even suspect a thing and so doesn't even try to fight it

Stiles (it? They?) kill 12 people, including one of the twins before they figure out its him

It's too late, and it (Stiles? They?) already has Lydia somewhere

They don't have the time to separate them before Scott bites him

In the end it's very anticlimactic

Stiles collapses and they put the fly in the mountain ash box

They get Lydia back

He doesn't change, though. He goes back to pre death Stiles, and no one knows why

The wolves and Argents really aren't subtle, he knows they're watching him

But he's fine, he's normal. He died, and changed, and then didn't.

Things go slowly back to normal

Scott somehow got a new beta, Kate is and stays well and truly dead because fuck her, Chris accidentally adopts Isaac and coparents him with Melissa

They're fine. They're safe. Nothing has tried to kill them for at least a month

So that's when they get a new English teacher

And Stiles is already running through a mental list of how to get rid of them because so far the only teacher he's convinced won't try to kill them all is Finstock of all people

Before he falls off the chair laughing because in all the years, out of all the possible places, it's the first time the witch actually found him first

It was actually a complete coincidence, not that Stiles will ever believe her

Stiles introduces her as his long lost grandmother, much to the confusion of the sheriff

She somehow ends up joining the pack, and they don't know what to make of their relationship

Because Stiles should not know this woman he never even mentioned, should not be as open, as content in a way they've never seen him

He's still Stiles, but he acts around her in a way that he doesn't with any of them

But she's obviously family

The pack already knows about werewolves, and Stiles doesn't just want her to leave again a few years later, so it's easy to make up a lie about magic and slower, because neither of them is quite comfortable with anyone knowing about their immortality, aging

And werewolves are the same with aging

They go to college, they get jobs. Thay have lives outside the supernatural. It's good

Some of them have children, others don't.

Allison is the first to really leave Beacon Hills after her dad dies

Lydia didn't really so much stop aging as just stop living. She's a banshee, is connected to death in a way none of them are. She's still Lydia, brilliant, beautiful, terrifying. With an aura of death around her, even if he doesn't know if death is even a concept that applies to her anymore

Peter looks at him like he knows sometimes. Like he knows he's dying, he's human of course he is, but like he knows that he'll be back

When he dies, surrounded by most of his family, most of the people he loves, it's the first time he thinks that maybe, he won't just have to leave them behind.

That he can come back in his new life and be part of this family again

It's been 2 decades since Stiles died, and she's been going by Isabella again for most of it when she realizes that something is wrong

She never tried to hide from him

She knows that the pack is still in Beacon Hills

And even though they're not waiting for him like she is, she knows they would have called her

She also knows that Stiles would have been here by now, new life be damned

But she gets nothing. No text, no call, no email, no nothing

She still keeps his belongings