shout out to the little old lady who, when some guy called me a dyke at the kroger, said ‘that’s too much!’ and when he flipped HER off, she doubled down with ‘now, THATS too much!’
In case anyone here has ever wondered about Akk and Ayans bdays:
Akks bday is on the 4th of december and Ayans bday on the 21st of june (summer solstice) and they are 2004 liners
the problem with zodiac attributes being broad generalizations is that it makes it really hard to use them to assign a birthday to your blorbo when there's one that's like 'this is slam dunk exactly what he's like on an emotional and behavioral level' but there's a completely different one on the exact other side of the year that's like 'this is a slam dunk exactly what he's like on an intellectual and also a behavioral level'
I can't wait for the next event cus, 1. it looks like its gonna have CGs and 2. Lance is apart of this event so don't tell me not to flip my fucking wig imma start growling at people back up
devastated that cedric has a canon zodiac sign (aquarius) and phobos doesnt:/
but then again, the zodiac illustrations feature some basically insignificant characters because they had to assign every sign a character, instead of the other way around. and all plausible options were already taken.