#also not luke because i genuinely forgot about him (sorry bby </3) and i'm too lazy to add him

[cinnamon-bunni]

alright lets go time for some of my aspec headcanons because, sorry to break the news to you, but they're all aspec. all of them. Also this is just my headcanons you hear me headcanons so like don't send hate or whatever. it's dumb and you'll look kinda pathetic tbh.

Also while writing this I was reminded on why i don't make headcanon lists anymore: they took too much time and I could be doing something better, like writing fics lol Anyways i really hope y'all enjoy this, once again just my hcs, but i couldn't get this idea out of my idea. (also tagging @ohheyitsyouagain for telling me to do this and also like helping me realize that boy all of them are like aspec lmao) Without further ado....

~~Aspec Headcanons for the OM! Boys~~

Lucifer:

This demon could not care less about romance

For a while he just simply chalked it up to not having enough time: having work to do for Diavolo and taking care of his idiotic brothers really is a 24/7 job

But when his brothers (Asmo and Mammon) set him up on a blind date, he realized he just...didn't care for it

He felt very detached from the whole dating and romance scene, so he doesn't dabble in it. Simple as that

He doesn't really care for labels. He just knows that he doesn't want to have a romantic relationship, and that's all that matters

He once mentioned it off-handedly to Asmo, and the younger cried

Lucifer had no idea why--it wasn't that big of a deal--but he still comforted him

Asmo was quick to tell him that he was just so happy to feel seen

And Lucifer...wasn't sure how to respond to that

He simply comforted him and told him to go rest

But at least Asmo seemed happy about the little piece of information he gave

But whatever made his brother happy made him happy, so. yeah.

Romance is just a very weird concept for Lucifer in general

He realized that he doesn't know much about it and then from that realized he doesn't understand it

Something Lucifer doesn't understand? Impossible. So he just pretends that that's not the case and goes about his day

he doesn't think too hard about it

Mammon:

Similar to Lucifer, he too does not understand romance

Don't get it wrong! He wants to settle down and find someone nice to date and do all that romance-y stuff, he just...doesn't really know how

He tells himself he's just really picky with who he goes out with. And that's because he is

Yeah, he's pretty picky. And with the people he does like, he tends to accidentally come off on the wrong foot with his tsundere vibes he gives and actions he does

So it's rare for someone to like him, and even rarer for him to like them back in that way

Stemming from that, he just isn't too big with sex

He definitely probably tries to play off on how he of course has a big body count, he's slept with so many succu- and inncubi

In truth he doesn't like to sleep with someone he doesn't know. He needs to go on a few dates before doing something as intimate as that

And sometimes...it feels a bit too intimate. Sometimes he just freezes up, and he feels so bad about it too

Why is it that some days he's completely fine with the idea of sex, but on other days he would rather have to deal with Lucifer when he's pissed than have sex or even think about sex? Was he that messed up and weird?

It's something he takes a bit of time to come to terms with; he deals a bit with some internalized aphobia, but he soon learns to be happy with who he is

Leviathan:

*self projects so hard*

This boy can fit so much internalized aphobia it's insane

He's always hated sex and the idea of sex. Which was weird already

Why was he so weird? Why couldn't he be like every other normie and just enjoy it? He watches....hentai...and has no problem with that and...getting off. But the idea of sex just put him off so much

When he thought about it for more than a second, he felt so uncomfortable with it. The idea of being so close to someone, the sweat, moaning, skin-to-skin contact, so much touching....

It grosses Levi out so hard

And don't get him started on romance

He's always hated watching the protagonist get the girl in the end. Main part of why he struggles to watch romance animes

He just assumed that it was his Sin acting up. Why did all the normies get the girl, but not him? Why couldn't he get someone like that?

But he also detests the idea of dating someone

Why can't he just be normal? Why does he have to be even weirder and make an even bigger gap between him and normies?

He just stews in internalized aphobia while he distracts himself by playing games that aren't romance-orientated

And if they do have romance, he just. decides to ignore it

But he's just so sad and takes him so long to learn to be okay with who he is

*also if you wanna read more about this go read my fic about him being extremely aroace please and thank you :))))*

Satan:

Oh how he hates unnecessary sex scenes with a passion

It's one of his biggest pet peeves, actually (well, he has many pet peeves, but this is definitely up there on the list)

But sex scenes in general he hates

Yes, he understands that sometimes they're important. They might not move the plot along, but it is something people do. They do it to show how much they love the other person they're with, and it's just something people do even if they aren't in love

Doesn't mean Satan has to like it though

He hates reading it. He often skips the parts too. Books that don't have sex scenes are by far his favorites

Even ones that allude to them make him feel very Icky and Gross. He hates it and gets very angry over it

He just. can't deal with it. He is very much repulsed by sex and hates it with a passion

But also realizing than he's asexual felt...freeing in a way

He immediately felt so much better that he had a label for what he felt

He finally felt happy about it, and felt a lot less frustrated and angry over the whole thing

He felt seen

Asmodeus:

Now, as the Avatar of Lust, of course he loves sex

Who would he be if he didn't? (...he didn't like thinking about that, too existential for his taste and stressing as horrible for your skin)

But romance?...that was a bit different

He just didn't care for it, simple as that. It didn't interest him

He couldn't get himself to get into it, no matter how hard he tried. And believe me, he tried

He just could never form that sort of romantic connection with people like others, though

He always thought he was so weird because of it. Why couldn't he just date like normal people? Why couldn't he just feel comfortable with kisses and dates and those loving touches from a significant other?

Being in a friendship just felt better. Or even doing those "romantic" things but in a qpr with someone made him feel a lot better and more at ease, too

But he just felt so weird about it. If he loved sex so much and was happy with that, then why couldn't he be the same with romance?

When Lucifer and Satan told them about themselves though, he immediately felt more confident and happier with who he is

Because he's not alone. Other's understand him, especially Lucifer and Barbatos

Barbatos is someone he frequents to vent to or ask questions about aromanticism. He's very kind and helpful, and Asmo cherishes him for it

He's proud of who he is, and wants others to be as well (once again plugging in my fic that features an aro Asmo okay thanks bye)

Beelzebub:

Beelzebub isn't really romance repulsed per say, he just doesn't really look for it

Like, he wouldn't mind being in a romantic relationship with someone

But he doesn't actively search for one, or really care about not being in one

Finding someone who enjoys his company and makes him feel good is something that sounds really nice, but he also doesn't really care if he doesn't find anyone either

He needs to really get to know the person before they start dating

Even more so before they could do any sexual activities

He needs to be close to them, it's such a thing he holds highly and is essential to him for his relationships

He is kinda ambivalent with both romance and sex though. Like, they were fine, but he also didn't care as much about them as others did

It was usually just a matter he shrugged at and figured he'll get around to it at some point in time

Belphegor:

Like Lucifer, he doesn't really care about romance. It's not something that he spends too much thought on

Unlike Lucifer, he doesn't mind the idea of dating. He just doesn't care about putting the energy into it though

Belphie just doesn't see why he needs to. He's happy with where he is now, so why change it?

Like, if he found himself in a relationship, he wouldn't mind. But he also doesn't mind at all with not being in one

Similar to Beel though, he needs to know and be close with the person before developing feelings and being fine with dating them or being in a romantic relationship

But in the end Belphie really just couldn't care less. Like he really just doesn't care

He doesn't care about romance, so it's hard to see himself in one

Again, if there's a special person that comes by, then yeah he could see himself being in a romantic relationship

But like other than that. He just doesn't bring himself to care

Simeon:

Of course this 🙏 Pure Angel is asexual

In all seriousness though, Simeon mostly abstains from sex

Unless he finds someone he really connects with, someone he truly loves and who loves him, he doesn't do sexual activities

Even then, sometimes he just. doesn't feel it, y'know? (i hope you know because i literally don't know how to explain it)

Sometimes he just feels Icked out by sex

He loves other romantic gestures though, like cuddling (he loves cuddling so much, like he just wants to hold his significant other so badly all the time)

But he has such a strange and weird relationship with sex, he struggles with it a lot

Mostly if there is someone who is interested in it while he isn't

He feels bad about it, but after a while he learns to try and communicate his needs with his partner or future partners

Barbatos:

This dude is so aroace

That's it that's the section

He's known since like forever and has accepted it a long time ago

He's very knowledgeable (as he is on any topic) so many of the brothers and those in Purgatory Hall often go to him for advice or to answer their questions

Mainly Levi and Asmo went to talk to him, and often went to him for advice

He is a demon of many talents as he both bakes and gives solid advice for them to just love themselves and, even if they won't believe it now, to know that the panic over everything would fade

He's accepted himself and who he is, and just wants his friends to do the same as well

(also ugh this is not related but levi and barb being in a qpr makes me feel things am i the only one? yeah? alright then)