#also the answer is bananas

[pressedink]

does anyone else write out questions about your characters as you write?

like, i fully have a section in my outline doc that is just a list of questions for each character. it's a lot of 'why would they do this', 'how would they react to this', blah, etc.

but it's also 'what media is james potter obsessed with rn on the internet' and 'would sirius black pick up grapes or bananas when going grocery shopping and in need of fruit'

anyways

[tomfrogisblue]

ok but hideduo enjoyers

can we appreciate the fucking wild character development of how q!fit used to be unable to even admit he thinks q!pac is attractive, to today's events where he wrote That Sign about "kiss, marry, kill" today?

[canisalbus]

If we're talking about what we though Machete was before we knew he is a dog, I thought he was a bat.

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[magpie-trinkets]

DAMN i caught the bug again... the ghost trick bug! i had a lot of fun doodling these

[astrolavas]

Because of you I hate Hunter now. Tomatoes are disgusting and anyone who likes them are my mortal enemy. How could you

NO TOMATO SLANDER IN MY HOUSE !!!!

[naughtydogg]

he’s so real 🫡

[utilitycaster]

Do you know that apparently counting words (of every CR PC) is a thing now on youtube and twitter and people are outraged that a certain character is now top of the list?

So first off this is a links/screenshots or it may have happened but I'm not spending more time on it scenario - I love a stupid argument but you gotta give me sources - but also like...if it is happening? That's great. It's like the old folklore about how if you throw rice at a vampire they have to count all the grains so you can escape. Honestly if this is happening this is a golden opportunity to fuck with people. Ask how they're getting these counts - is someone doing this manually? That's wasting time they could be spending writing the world's worst fanfic or something. Tell them they should write a python script. If they've wrote one? Critique their code. Ask them if they're counting in character words only or out of character and how they judge this because some classes have way more complicated combat descriptions. Act really offended about how much Matt talks and see how long you can string it out before people realize you're making fun of them. Send them a clip that cuts to a rickroll in the middle. This is a golden opportunity to fuck with people. Don't get mad. Get hilarious.

[anneapocalypse]

I was active in the Red vs. Blue fandom for longer than any other fandom I've been in, and sometimes I look at my relationship to that disaster canon relative to the other canons I've worked with and I'm like, "You lived like this?"

[sleepis4theweak]

*shoves candy corn in ur mouf*

I LIKE CANDY CORN <3

[chaoslynx]

If your still doing the kiss prompts could you please do number 3 (if it hasn't been done already) ?

Also,I’m in love with your writing <3

3. kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other person’s 

"Wait—shit—" Ash stumbles, tripping over the miscellaneous items scattered across the floor.

Eiji jumps back from the kiss immediately. "I'm sorry!" he blurts. "Are you okay?"

"Come back," Ash whines. "Please."

"Oh," Eiji breathes, eyes widening. "You sure?"

"God, Eiji, I've never been so sure of anything in my life." Ash's eyelids are fluttering, and he needs more more more. 

Eiji smiles, finally finally coming back to meet Ash. It takes everything in Ash not to moan already.

"Shit," he mumbles into Eiji's mouth. "Holy fuck."

"Good?" Eiji says, but this time it's with a voice that says he knows it's good. He's fucking with Ash, and Ash wouldn't have it any other way.

"Fantastic," Ash says. "Incredible. Amazing. Stellar—"

"Don't call me stellar when we're making out?" Eiji says, laughing with mock offense.

"But you are stellar," Ash insists. "Am I so wrong to say it?"

"Yes," Eiji says, still laughing.

"Just fucking kiss me," Ash says, somewhere between begging and pleading, between moaning and growling. Eiji does; he does, and it's everything Ash never thought he could have in a kiss.

Ash leans forward, every part of him pressed against Eiji, every part of Eiji pressed back against him, bodies curving into each other like they were made for each other—but Ash has stopped believing that he was made for other people's enjoyment. He's here for himself, now, but he's more than happy to make Eiji smile along the way.

And Eiji's doing the same for him, which has never happened before. Maybe that's why it's different. But somehow, Ash knows that everything is different with Eiji. Everything. Everything.

Ash would give everything to Eiji, because Eiji would never take it.

Eiji would never want more than Ash is able to give. More than Ash is happy to give.

Eiji Eiji Eiji Eiji—

Ash loves Eiji. He loves him. So goddamn much.

Eiji pulls back again, and Ash has to restrain himself from chasing Eiji's lips, moving forward and staying with him with him with him forever.

"Still okay?" Eiji asks.

Ash breathes out a laugh. This man is hopeless. Almost as hopeless as Ash.

"I'm okay if you are," Ash promises. His voice is hoarse and breathy and a different sort of seductive than it's been with anyone else. He's not a child anymore, and he's not trying to be. Eiji doesn't want him to be.

Eiji smiles, almost shy despite everything. "You know I love kissing you, Ash," he says, ducking his head.

"Then kiss me," Ash says. Kiss me again.

Kiss prompts!

[bananasofthorns]

i noticed you’ve been reblogging all for the game stuff recently! i looked into it a bit and saw that it was a book series, but i’m not a huge sports novel fan. i figure i’ll shoot an ask towards you if it’s any good to read if i’m not a diehard sports fan? i’m always looking for new books to read, though!

help. so here's the thing LMAO

I don't think you need to be a sports novel fan to enjoy aftg. it's about a fictional sport called exy, which is kind of like the violent child of hockey and lacrosse.

it is also about the mafia. so. you know

here's the summary of the first book for your consideration:

Neil Josten is the newest addition to the Palmetto State University Exy team. He's short, he's fast, he's got a ton of potential - and he's the runaway son of the murderous crime lord known as The Butcher.  Signing a contract with the PSU Foxes is the last thing a guy like Neil should do. The team is high profile and he doesn't need sports crews broadcasting pictures of his face around the nation. His lies will hold up only so long under this kind of scrutiny and the truth will get him killed.  But Neil's not the only one with secrets on the team. One of Neil's new teammates is a friend from his old life, and Neil can't walk away from him a second time. Neil has survived the last eight years by running. Maybe he's finally found someone and something worth fighting for.

I do enjoy the series a lot but you absolutely have to know what you're getting into if you want to read it. here's a list of trigger warnings for each book, so take all those into consideration, but if you're fine with reading books that deal with all that, go for it! these books changed my brain chemistry for the better and I mean that completely genuinely

[wolftheidioticfan]

with all due respect, i see gray dale and go AWOOOOGAAAA. he's such a loser 💕. i know you haven't mentioned him or the slashers recently but i just ate a really good banana bread, my mind was cleansed and i Remember Them.

THANK YOU IM GLAD YOU ENJOY THE FAIL ASS DEMON

6 am failboy doodle

[stxrmylxve]

Can you write where yn has another gang friend you know Ash lynx from Banana Fish?!? How'd Mikey react on that?!?

so i tried.. but tbh im not too experienced with the banana fish series lol. But i did research just for you! So the friend is similar to ash? Idk.. but i hope this is good enough for you!

tw: smoking/cigarettes

”Cigg?” your friend asks as you take a lit one and take a puff, the smoky air engulfing any free oxygen around you. I still got to you, but it relaxed you too.

“How’s the gang?” you ask as you pear down at the club, the fighters still going about.

“Not bad. Not the best, but not bad. There are still dumbasses like them roaming around.” he says as he winks at a man before returning to you.

“I see.” you say as you glance at the opening door and are shocked when mikey walks in.

“What the fuck..” you mutter to yourself you shoot back to where you couldn’t be seen from the loft.

“Is that your boy?” your friend asks as you silence them and nod quietly.

“ohhh. Don’t want him to see you? Hey mikey!” your friend calls as you could see mikey look up and wave back before breaking the two fighters apart.

“Come here once your done with the drunks.” your friend yells as he turns back, but to his surprise you’re gone from where you had been earlier.

—————————————————————————-

Mikey walks in the door and notes the very faint scent of cigarettes still on your jacket.

“Meet with your boy toy friend again?” mikey calls as you peer around the corner with a frown.

“He’s not a boy toy mikey, he just likes to have fun in a different way.” you deadpan.

“I know this is rude, but I don’t like you being with him a lot. He’s a bad influence to you.” he mutters.

“You’re just worried there’s someone else better that would show up and swoop me off of my feet. Well you’re wrong, no one is better than you manjiro.” you coo as you give him a peck as he continues to frown.

“Seriously, drop it. I wouldn’t cheat and you know that mikey.” you say as you turn around and walk off, leaving him there with a small smile on his face.

He knew you were right, but still, he didn’t like him.

[sketching-shark]

I don’t know if you are aware of Chinese odyssey 3, it was kind of like a extra sequel to the series that no one really asked for because it was like a decade later it was made.

But funny thing about the Six Eared Macaque in that one…

Spoilers//

So the movie kind of like rewrites the entire story where Six Eared is the “Wukong” at the start of the movie that tried to kill Sanzang, but wait, it was all just a cover-up made by the Jade emperor cause he made a mistake in like the book of destiny or whatever that real Sun Wukong doesn’t exist and instead there is only Joker who was born 500 years later, and he is supposed to go back in time to be Sun Wukong and finish the journey.

Six Eared agreed to play “Wukong” until real Wukong came for the Jade Emperor until he got betrayed himself and was going to be killed because the Jade Emperor didn’t want anyone to know he made a mistake. A lot of bullshit happens that doesn’t matter but the point being Jade Emperor needed Six Eared help again to pretend to be Wukong and bribes him with the knowledge that he has a son with one of his ex girlfriends (terrible knowledge but also got with White Bone Demon and Princess Iron Fan while he was “Wukong”) and his Candle Stick ex girlfriend gave birth to a baby… who is Sanzang in the movie…

I don’t think that movie was well received, because they original series was so well beloved… but it was a fucking wild ride 

@loyaltykask it was a wild ride just reading this summary.

Also in this scenario Six-Eared for Worst Father of the Year award. Dude literally beat his kid into unconsciousness :(

[todayisafridaynight]

which yakuza dude do you think has the most deranged fangirls

yall gotta stop askin questions we know the answer to

[stevebabey]

sometimes i think ur the coolest person on this app

aerial WHAT!!!! 🥹 this is…. but ur so cool…. with ur themes and ur vibes… and all ur delicious writing… and you thinks ME??? has potential 2 be the coolest person??? cmere i’m going to kiss you with tongue now