#also this was practice for figuring out how to draw cowboy hats and boots lol

[piratespencilart]

Cowgirl. 🐎

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[asterlark]

i’m sorry it took me so long to answer these but hi!! i always love talking about the swv!!

primer for those who don’t know: canonically there are 3 known members of the samwell women’s volleyball team: caitlin farmer ‘18 aka farmer aka chowder’s girlfriend, march ‘16 (who dated ransom for a bit) and april ‘16 who appeared in parse part 2 and who me & amber headcanon as co-captains in their junior & senior years. the rest were made up by me & @abermb​!! they’re very gay and chaotic and i love them to death

kelsey sherman ‘17

psych major, wgss minor

from hawaii

like if shitty and holster were one person and that person was a loud, party-loving lesbian

that is, chaotic. lovable. often inebriated. 

dating fellow team member bailey thompson

used to be a dancer

owns a ridiculous amount of snapbacks

probably has a tiktok. probably also has adhd

would get along with parse

is captain after march & april graduate

bailey thompson ‘16

bio major with a focus in forensic science, criminology minor

loves true crime shows & podcasts

fat & black & fucking stunning

anxious pansexual

similar in personality to lardo (she’s quieter, observant, but genuinely v chill & funny) - her & lardo def get along

collects sunglasses

responsible & a good student but doesn’t always take care of herself when stressed/busy/anxious- kelsey & the team help :)

loves dogs so... fucking... much

sara ‘18

double major in theatre & english

tragically heterosexual, if she wasn’t she’d be dating amanda

wants to write scripts or maybe books or maybe just be on broadway. she has a lot of dreams

shortest/smallest on the team yet fightiest & so loud

yes she’s a soprano. and an only child

loves photography & is proud of having 3000 followers on her hipster photography instagram

used to do ballet

always filming things- her snapchat & insta stories are always full of her teammates being dumb

used to be a 1d blogger, still has a tumblr but it’s just memes and her friends’ selfies 

amanda ‘17

theatre major, art minor

the alto to sara’s soprano, yes they harmonize showtunes on roadies constantly, they are stereotypical annoying theatre majors dsghsjgf

very artistic, loves to draw & paint

is constantly drawing her teammates & sticking doodles in their lockers to improve morale at morning practice

human embodiment of a puppy, like at that stage where they’re tall but clumsy and excitable

trans straight girl

if she wasn’t straight she’d be dating sara

loves platonic kisses & cuddles

molly & mallory class of ????

like if ollie & wicky were also johnson

where did they come from.... when will they go......

both blonde & seemingly omniscient 

no one can tell them apart unless they’re standing right next to each other (molly is a little shorter)

are they dating & just look really similar?? or are they like?? twins???? it’s unclear

mallory’s number is #53 and molly’s is #35 and sometimes they switch jerseys just to be terrible and confuse everyone

jessie ‘19

undeclared major at first bc everything is very exciting to her & she takes all the classes (excitability levels = chowder-esque)

by the time she’s a sophomore she figures out she wants to be a zoology major and be either a vet or a zookeeper

from texas, has a strong accent

weird texas shit: is very proficient at riding a horse, knows how to shoot a gun, had her first drink at 14 and owns 3 pairs of cowboy boots in varying colors (also a cowboy hat but everyone on the team shamed her out of wearing it in public)

thought she was straight until she went to samwell, figures out she’s bi by the end of freshman year

the second shortest/smallest on the team after sara but and similarly loud, altho shier when she’s not around her friends 

when she talks fast she’s indecipherable

has bright red curly hair, freckles, huge brown cow eyes, is just generally adorable

as for how they’re doing now- i don’t think we made hc’s for the class of ‘20 or ‘21 so all these girls have graduated by now! i’ve already written a drabble about kelsey & bailey getting married lol so that’s definitely a thing (they probably had the wedding in 2019). jessie’s in vet school, sara and amanda live together in new york trying to make their broadway dreams happen, and molly & mallory? who fucking knows lmao

i always love talking about them so feel free to send me swv asks anytime!! if you’re thirsting for more here’s my tag and here’s the beautiful fanart! thank u for these asks, writing this up was a lot of fun!! 💖💖💖

[sparkles-and-trash]

The High Schoolers of South Park celebrating 4th of July headcanons!

requested / goes with my High School AU

trash note: anon wanted more HS Kenny stuff and since the 4th is coming up they figured this could be a fun thing, and I couldn’t agree more 

- okay, so let’s say they’re juniors here

- usually 4th tends to be a bit of a mess in South Park, we all know these parents are... not great when drunk oofh 

- so this year the kiddos (teens) decide to throw their own thing, away from the parents 

- which was mainly Kenny and Stans idea 

- Kenny and Butters invites Craig and those guys too, and Token brings Nichole and Nichole brings Wendy and Bebe and then it’s suddenly a whole party

- which is nice and all, but ya’ll know there’s gonna be bickering during the planning lol 

- BBQ!! 

- the groupchat is a disaster so everybody brings way too much food and beer but nobody remembered plates or cups or anything else practical 

- Kenny and Clyde show up in matching ironic (not really) USA crop tops and denim short shorts and some stupid cowboy boots

- this was not planned

- but they look fab, ofc 

- Stan brings Sparky because he doesn’t mind the fireworks and Stan brings his dog everywhere

- he’s of course dressed for the occasion with a festive collar and he’s super handsome and everyone tells him that

- Cartman wears one of those over the top American flag outfits, top hat and all

- Kenny and Clyde brings so much fireworks and everybody is very afraid 

- Token and Kyle tries to keep the bbq civil, Cartman ruins it by pouring lighter fuel on it and everything almost explodes 

- Creek and Bendy being all cute and happy until they almost get lit on fire by Cartmans wild bbq 

- Wendy almost beats up Cartman because just the thought of anything ruining Bebe’s hair infuriates her 

- she loves her GF’s hair okay 

- Nichole turns out to be both great at barbecuing and has a talent for keeping Cartman in check (she super scary when mad) so she ends up being the one in charge of that 

- Kyle and Token mumbles on the sidelines that they were doing just fine but whatever

- they were not 

- Kenny, Stan, Tweek, Clyde and Jimmy is just calmly watching the madness unfold, sipping their beer and eating their hot dogs 

- Jimmy comments the events like a sport commentator and it’s fucking hilarious 

- them trying to take nice group photos and those insta pics drawing with sparklers etc 

- every single one of them draws dicks instead of what they agreed on 

- the only ones who looks good in photos are Cartman, Tweek, Kenny and Bebe 

- the rest always ends up looking away, blinking or fucking it up some other way

- Kenny is banned from lighting up the fireworks because of a previous... incident 

- he tries to charm his way back into the firework elite, but nobody want to see him or anyone else die tonight, so no 

- Kenny be like >:( 

- Craig gets a little tipsy in the late hours and starts being super affectionate and sappy 

- like he stares at his BF in the light of the fireworks and he’s so taken away by how cute he is that the almost dies 

- in the end it’s a messy, but also very fun and happy celebration and they agree to make it tradition from now on ow my heart