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they’re sending you to hell tonight sayonara gayass
FUCK YOUI
#juno tag#rei#FUCKER. i have a child to take care of. she’s not my child and she has parents in-sys but still#also you’re jealous ^_^
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yeah so this was insane
#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov#and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm#everyone’s like wtf except for percy#and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid#and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like#‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all#which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt#and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt#and he doesn’t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it#so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way#that’s gotta mean a lot to percy#also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability#allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about#feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame#and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL#and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him#like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it#also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo#ashla.txt
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sometimes you get high at 17 and hallucinate your soccer team’s equipment manager and then she ends up killing you 25 years later after years of trauma and being weirdly intertwined with her and that’s life baby
#sometimes she’s also like the only levity in your life too#is she making things better????#no you’re still miserable#but at least she’s ridiculous#you’ll also get like weirdly jealous about men in her life but that’s fine! don’t think about it too much#or maybe fuck her about it! idk man up to you it’s your relationship with your death omen#mistynat are the worlds most fucked up soulmates#that red string of fate is slowly killing them#mistynat
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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i would like to publicly apologize to Andrew Minyard for all the times i teased and bullied him over his dramatic ass way of speaking and trying to be cool when Neil is the actual one saying weird shit
like. and he said those things. without an ounce of an idea on just how sexually loaded they might mean. and you just had to take it, Andrew i am so fucking sorry for laughing at you
#aftg#andrew minyard#andreil#you know it’s not until you’re placed in a narration that ISNT Neil’s and you realize that THIS is the guy Andrew was dealing with#yeah and he just says those things#with his full chest#not even in a way for you to process#like i fully understand why you thought Neil’s behavior was a side effect of the drugs#bc normal people do not say and do things like Neil#and i apologize#(but i am also super jealous like why can’t i have a ride or die boyf who’s the son of a serial killer & leashed me like the dog i am—what)
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i can’t really explain this properly but suguru is a “you’re mine, and i’m yours” kinda guy while satoru is just “i’m yours”….. do u get what i’m saying.
#i see suguru as being a lot more possessive than satoru….. more jealous too#sugu is confident and comfortable and also very intent on being a good and healthy partner but.#i think he gets insecure sometimes… bouts of self doubt#and he’s also just . a little possessive by nature yk?#he’s yours but you’re also His#i don’t really see gojo like that though….#he wants to be yours very badly#but he’s not especially possessive…? he’s the kinda guy who’d be happy loving you the rest of his life even if you never reciprocrate#i think#idk i just love them ��😔#ari noises ✩
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Rottmnt! Leo and TMNT 2012! Leo meeting in my head would only go one way:
Rottmnt! Leo, who grew up without the weight of being the leader or the pressure of being the "perfect" role model, finds himself in a new position as leader. While he’s naturally good at it, he’s not as practiced as TMNT 2012! Leo, who has spent his whole life carrying that responsibility. His brothers admire TMNT 2012! Leo's seriousness, his leadership skills, and the way he’s always in control. Rottmnt! Leo can’t help but feel that that Leo is everything he should’ve been—a better leader, the one who could keep everyone safe and make the right choices, and maybe even the one Splinter would have preferred, since everyone says TMNT 2012! Leo was always Splinter’s ”favorite.”
Meanwhile, TMNT 2012! Leo looks at Rottmnt! Leo, and he sees this version of himself who didn’t have to bear the burden of being the responsible one, the weight of constantly having to be perfect. He sees how his brothers love and admire Rottmnt! Leo’s carefree attitude, his ability to goof off and be himself, and wonders if they’d prefer that side of him too. He wishes he could have been like that—just a brother who’s fun to be around, someone who is loved for who he is, not just seen for what he does.
At the core, though, they’re both Leonardo. They both feel that their worth is tied to how useful they are, how perfect they can be for their family. They both believe that in order to be good brothers and leaders, they need to be flawless. And in each other, they see what they think they need to be more like: Rottmnt! Leo sees the disciplined, capable leader he believes he should become, while TMNT 2012! Leo sees the fun-loving, carefree brother he could have been if he didn’t have to be the "other parent.”
And this all leads to feelings of envy, jealousy, and, of course, friction between the two. They both struggle with the idea that the other version of themselves has something they wish they had—and it makes them question if they’re ever truly good enough as they are.
#meanwhile all the brother’s of both AUs are like:#Wow look at this different Leo! He's cool but I wouldn’t change anything about the Leo we have and love#both leos: wow if I was like other me raph would like me more!! (😭)#In another life maybe I was you and I grew up into something good. Somebody who could swallow love—#I think of that crossover while listening to silver spoon by erin lecount ok xd#yeah and also all leo’s are the most like the splinter’s of their universes#tmnt2012 leo being the favorite (he’s not- he’s just the one who gets the most burden) bc splinter thinks himself as a good leader/sensei#rottmnt leo being the least favorite bc that splinter dislikes himself!!#leo MY SHAYLAA in all universes#ideally ofc the two leo’s would communicate and it would go like ’wait YOU’RE jealous of ME?!’#butttt it would take a lot of work cuz psh rottmnt leo does not open up abt his feelings and tmnt 2012 leo only opens up to his sensei#(and said sensei really gave the worst advice ever like 2 out of 3 times always 😍)#leo the pain is only in your head#leo you should sacrifice anyone to save the world (even yourself which I should realize is the most likely one u gonna sacrifice!!)#leo u should carry the burden of being a leader and not complain or ask for a thank you bc that’s not what leadership is!! BEAR THE BURDEN#(so maybe I have a grudge against 2012 splinter so whattt(#rottmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt leonardo#rottmnt leo#teenage mutant ninja turtles#crossover#ao3 fanfic#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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in a new hope when Obi-Wan tells Vader “if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” he’s referring to the mommy issues his death is gonna give Luke
#kit to kit#Star Wars#also I paused the movie and laughed soooo hard at like doing bare minimum#‘I think that time I could almost feel the blasters!’ after he tried with his helmet off#and obi-wan was like good job! :)#and a movie later Vader is like I can sense obi-wan has trained you well#that was all Yoda’s work dumbass#you’re sensing the one Kenobi compliment your son received and you’re being jealous about it#/jk
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So whose going to tell these people that Elain was friends with the shadow twins before Nesta was friends with Gwyn and Emerie? How are Elain fans copying y’all by talking about her trio when canonically her trio existed before Nesta’s😭?

Seriously though the possessiveness Nesta fans feel over normal things is so…? They’re some of the most envious people in this fandom because how are you gatekeeping friendships? It’s canon that they’re friends. It’s canon that they spend more time with her than her own sisters. It’s canon that they’re friends with her not because they’re getting paid for it but because they like spending time with her (they literally rejected when Feyre tried to give them a raise for helping Elain). Elain’s life does not revolve around Nesta and she does have outside relationships that matter to her. Y’all need to just cope with that.
Like having friends is copying someone now? Please go outside platonic relationships are normal.
And secondly how are you gate keeping a court that already belongs to Rhys😭? “Elain fans try to steal Dusk from Nesta” now how can they steal something from Nesta that doesn’t belong to her in the first place? The Dusk Court/Prison does not belong to Elain or Nesta and it’s already said that even if it’s an 8th court, it still falls under Rhys’ jurisdiction. His blood is the only thing that can open the gates. You’re gatekeeping territory that already has Rhys’ name slapped on it. But you want to talk about fans copying and stealing from other characters?
And it’s funny how people only have an issue with saying another character is going to get Gwydion when it’s Elain. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think she’s going to get it because I’m personally not an “Elain becoming a warrior and wielding a powerful sword” girlie but why is it this big discourse only when it comes to her? Mind you, y’all aren’t even arguing over how her becoming a warrior and getting Gwydion wouldn’t fit her character (which would be valid)…y’all are arguing over her “taking” something from Nesta. Which makes no sense because almost every character is foreshadowed (by this fandom) to wield Gwydion and y’all don’t have as much of an issue with that.
Like I’ve even seen some theories about Nyx, a baby, getting it (because if the High Ruler plot does happen he would be a future High King) and it wasn’t a big deal. It’s like people understand that Nesta did not claim that sword the way she did with Ataraxia until Elain is brought into the conversation. We can make fanart and create theories of every character under the sun with that sword but you better not even think about Elain getting it.
From gatekeeping Motherly relationships, friendships, a court that doesn’t even belong to Nesta, and a sword I think it’s safe to say Nesta fans have officially lost it.
#elain archeron#nesta archeron#feyre archeron#archeron sisters#elain hasn’t even had her book yet and she’s already pissing people off over mundane things#being mad over a friendship that has nothing to do with nesta? seriously.#Nesta fans get so upset over Feyre and Elain’s friendships because they have nothing to do with Nesta and she’s not included in any of them#gwyneth berdara#emerie of illyria#dusk court#nuala and cerridwen#elain x nuala x cerridwen#elriel#pro elriel#elain x azriel#gwydion#also I haven’t really seen elain fans try to ‘steal’ the mother from nesta. elain’s relationship with the cauldron is what people really#find interesting because there more knowledge and substance behind it#azriel#pro elain#y’all leave that girl alone y’all aren’t even criticizing her for valid reasons but simply because you’re a miserable and jealous person#like I would like if elain and feyre had some sort of relationship too but you don’t see me out here devaluing every other relationship#elain has because I’m upset that she isn’t super close to feyre. it’s NOT that serious.
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lestat being a scorpio sun moon mercury w sagittarius venus + mars is really like. ohhhh ok so that’s what’s wrong with you. no further explanation needed whatsoever
#i’m crazy intense i’m obsessed i’m jealous i’m having a blast everything is a fun time except i’m tormented but i’m fine#if you try to leave me i’ll kill you but also when the going gets tough i’m running away#you’re the loml but i WILL cheat on you#iwtv
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It is amazing to me that the show has a character who:
Explicitly says “my father forced me to kill and I was good at it, but I hated it”;
Makes multiple efforts to walk away from a fight where his opponent is doing the absolute most to provoke him and, upon finally snapping, handily beats him;
Stabs a dude with a pair of scissors in self-defense and immediately looks horrified at himself; and
Can stomach all kinds of gross and scary shit unless it involves harm coming to his little brother, whom he obviously has a lot of baggage about protecting.
And a not-insignificant number of people are like “his neurosis is that he feels bad about not being a fighter or a badass.”
#jonathan byers#it also feels like a very…meta? insecurity to give him#people who watch tv shows with a lot of action care about characters being badass#in real life most people have other concerns#that’s kind of my problem with how Eddie is written#that’s the problem of a tv character who knows he’s a TV character#also I didn’t grow up as a boy so I didn’t have the same experience#but as a girl who was really far away from being a socially acceptable girl for most of my childhood#I don’t think a lot of people get how that experience can cause you not to value what the in-group values#because it’s not attainable and you’re not getting to experience the rewarding part#I remember a friend’s mom telling me some mean girl was just jealous because I was smart#and I thought ‘I don’t think she really cares about being smart. we don’t value the same things’
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Secret Time I had to stop watching The Bear with my fiancé cause Richie would get me too hot and bothered and he also reminds me of an ex oops
Dead omg. Life hack tho, take advantage of your attraction to Richie by fucking your man after watching The Bear. THIS IS THE SECRET!! Yeah yeah in a perfect world we all only have boners for our dearly beloved significant others but this world is far from perfect and Ebon Moss-Bachrach is hot, so sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Get all turned on, and then use that kinetic sexual energy on your fiancé 😈🙂↕️
#my ex looks like Kyle Gallner#he was sooo handsome but he’s dead to me. eat shit and die christian from Spanish class#anyway#I’ve been asked before “doesn’t your fiancé get jealous you’re writing smut and fantasizing about people?”#nope because he’s the one reaping the benefits. cue squeaky bed noises err ee err ee err ee#i got so turned on by kieran culkin on SNL I had to pause and fuck my fiancé lmao and then we never finished the episode#*feel the need to clarify I don’t only fuck him when I’m turned on by one of my crushes#the man himself also does it for me. my handsome guy#all tattooed…and…nice and big and warm and smells nice. I’m gonna go smooch him
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In newly met shadowpeach, the monkeys instantly loving macaque must be so frustrating to wukong at first, but ultimately it's one of the reasons he ends up falling for him
Wukong’s jealousy spikes dangerous when the monkeys favor MacBook and MK teases him relentlessly for it. Macadees even plays it up by fawning over the troop just to get a rise out of Wukong (which works of course. Wukong even calls him a usurper)
but then Mac actually does grow fond of the monkeys and their clinginess. and Wukong sees (spies actually) how gentle and kind he is to the troop, doing little shadow plays to entertain them. unbeknownst to the Monkey King, but these observations soften him to the usurper
and then gets caught
#little suns: you’re the most jealous simian we know#Sun Wukong: you know other simians?????#also Wukong trying to pretend he wasn’t spying on Mac and the monkeys but he’s a horrible liar#asks#lmk#liukong
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i literally have nothing to add to this conversation other than rich people just do rich people shit but why in the big year of 2025 are we believing anything that deuxmoi says
#charles leclerc#also just say you’re jealous of his perfect face and job and girlfriend and move on#no need to make up stuff#but I genuinely cannot emphasize enough that we know nothing about his and alex’s relationship#i know I’m like three days late to this conversation#it’s almost finals week
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anna was busy watching her brother’s graduation meanwhile i’ve sent her no less than 7 maybe even up to 9 or 10 photos of alexander skarsgard wearing leather to promote his new movie about gay bdsm biker culture. and she apologized.
#pillion#alexander SKARSGARD#like noooo I’M sorry i know you’re busy#but also he’s 6’4’’ and breedable#so jealous of everyone who’s seen it already.
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i cant recommend enough checking out local farmer’s markets and fiber and craft fairs
#we went to a winter market a few times and our first fiber fair and it’s been so nice#if you can get to farmer’s markets i highly recommend#I can’t always promise it’s cheaper but sometimes it is. sometimes they have cheaper eggs (eggs go fast!!!)#and you’re supporting smaller local businesses which rocks#i got a fantastic red wine as a gift for a friend for only!!!! $20!!!!!!#which compared to some $15 reds i’ve had is just mindblowing#it’s also a good way to get in touch with your local community#they’re not perfect and don’t take any of this as me saying they are#and they can be anxiety inducing for me#but ultimately I think attending one in a season can just be nice#even if you’re just going to try the cheese samples#a lot of these people will also tell you so much about what they make and sell and they’re really passionate about it#shoutout to the honey guy from this week and the wine lady from last week#idk im rambling!!!!#where I am some booths and farmers will also accept like ebt and snap so if that helps you definitely look into that#sometimes you’ll even see animals which is fun#you should tell me about your local markets so I can be jealous#not pjo#chitter chatter
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