#alterpaw

[evilmothercat]

Bloodthorn family member(+mate) casting call.

i realized bloodthorn needs more family, so now I'm hosting a 'casting call' for, if you would like a chance to be family of a murder monster cat, rb this with your cat!

°Adoptive parents : 3/3°

•be 60+ moons

•parent slot 1 taken by @ask-carpetrose

•parent slot 2 taken by @acacla

•parent slot 3 taken by @geckothegecko

°mate/love interest 1/1°

•be 21+ moons.

•romantic slot taken by @ask-dino-and-jessa

°biological kits 0/2°

•be 2-12 moons.

•have some form of oddity(wings, inverted eyes, polydactyl, ect).

°adopted kits 2/2°

•be 1-16 moons.

•child slot 1 taken by @jesterxough

•child slot 2 taken by @alterpaw

°other family(aunt, cousin, ect) 1/?°

•any age

•cousin slot 1 taken by @theanoninyourinbox

If you have any ideas for family dynamics, how the adoption parts happened, stuff like that, please put it in the reblog :)

[asklynxnip]

*Alterpaw is walking by the border when she finds something… not so great.*

Lynxnip begins to twitch; letting Alterpaw know they are still alive. Seemingly at the familiar scent of their clan; their eyes begin to open..

“.. Al.. terpaw?..”

[mommyclan]

It’s been a couple, days since I posted my cat for Mommyclan, so I thought you might’ve missed them! (And apologies if you haven’t ^^”)

This is Alterpaw, a sickly little apprentice who’s unfortunately not able to go out a lot because what if she breathes air and dies:0

When she’s not stuck in the medicine den or playing bingo with the elders, Alterpaw’s a (non) gunslinging cowboy riding around on a badger and saving lives. (The only reason she’s good at this is because she infects her enemies on accident.) And no, no one knows her true identity. How would anyone recognize her? She’s wearing a bandana on her face! No one can recognize you with a bandana!

I did miss this goober somehow. My bad!! This strange little cowboy and her badger steed are more than welcome.

[sodaclanandco]

“Where is that baby’s parent number two? Did you eradicate them? Did you steal them? Where did they come from? Will you love that baby with your whole heart? Because if not I will cough on you.“

[ask-a-skipbadger]

“Uh yeah hi I know that I said that I should be enemies with you and your boyfriend husband. But also Blubberspine is also the only cat I know who’s got things growing out of him so do you know if I could have not water without my flowers wilting. Or me wilting. Because I really don’t want to wilt.”

Soup’s a drink, right?

[the-real-kittypaw]

*Sickly child violently stares at you through a hole in the wall.*

Oh hi AlterPaw! I didn’t see you there! Since when did this hole get here?

* muffled * the den builders seriously need to start fixing up these holes. No wonder it’s so cold.

( Author Statement: this is a joke I adore you AlterPaw. Squeezes the little kitty very gently )

[theblizzardcatz]

the sillies we have so far

(@shellspringcave, @cheesecakepaw, @booksofstars, @kanatacs and @alterpaw)

[tasteless-tea]

Silly attack for @alterpaw!!!

I got surprisingly attached to this design- I hope you like it!!! Uhh-

The inspiration was the Black Tailed Jackrabbit cowboy!!!

And you mentioned fun shape language so I kind of tried to follow a teardrop theming with them!!!

Hope you enjoy :DD

[smudgesplotch]

“Why do you eat bark? Doesn’t it make your stomach itchy?” — Alterpaw

It's not the worst thing I've eaten, my stomach can handle a lot! Although, certain things are still out of my stomach's grasp, for now!

[ask-sonder]

”I saw you have a nice flower on your head, like me. Does your flower mean a lot to you?”

-Alterpaw

[sunheart-and-investgator]

”Mr. Sunheart you’ve got lots of life experience so do you know how to knit? ‘Cause I wanna knit.”

[Image ID: In the first image Alterpaw, a hairless cat with green eyes, looks at the camera, asking a question. In the second image Sunheart, a fluffy cat with several scars, is sitting and says to Alterpaw, "Of course! I would have to go steal some supplies from the twolegs first, but I'd be glad to teach you! You can listen to stories from the other elders as we knit!" /End ID]

[evilmothercat]

“Bloodthorn— could I ask you for some advice? All of this weird stuff has been happening in Mommyclan lately, and I seem to see more cats getting into accidents. I’m going to be a warrior in a few moons, so I should be able to help at least one cat, right? But I always seem to learn about everything a bit too late to help… so I was wondering if you knew what I should do to be a bigger help around here?”

"hm.. well, I think that you should try to learn the schedules of cats, so you know if anything is off with them, or if they aren't back by the time they usually are(if they leave camp often), so you'd if they need help. And even if that doesn't help you help cats, you have already helped cats, maybe not physically, but mentally.”

[asklynxnip]

“Berrylight why’re you so mean and uncool about everyone in mommyclan why’re you so angry?”

“Because, all of ya'll are kinda weird, I’m not gonna lie to you. Plus, most of ya'll are “friends” with Lynxnip. And any “friend” of Lynxnip is an enemy of mine.”

“Also.. um. what—what’s goin’ on with your pelt, there? Are—you growing flowers out of your body..?”

damn it this clan is weird.

[sodaclanandco]

”Fire am I right?”

"All my homies hate fire."

[ask-a-skipbadger]

Hi I’m doing this too

Skipbadger Relationship Post Weeeeeeeee

Love interest (1/1)

- Blubs

Friends (4/?)

- Bloodthorn

- Driftkit (more like found family but whatever)

- Pumpkinspice

- Draculapaw

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Frenemies (1/?)

- Investpaw

- Blackmold

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Enemies (1/?)

- Douchebag

- Carpetrose

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Unofficial apprentices (he’s too young for an apprentice, but I like the idea of him taking out a group of apprentices for training sometimes) (3/?)

- Investpaw

- Yeekpaw

- Alterpaw

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Cats who knew her pre-joining (for lore purposes, any warriors or apprentices from MarriageClan who could’ve interacted with him or his mother) (2/?)

- Sunheart

- Muttchase

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[asklynxnip]

“Christmas cards for some of my favorite cats! I hope you guys like them, I did my best with the artwork! :D”

ghosthaze (@/ponderwithpebblepounce)

dragonfang (@/pyro-kiinesis)

alterpaw (@/alterpaw)