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music-class-quotes · 2 years
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Clarinet: do you need help?
Alto saxophones, dumpster diving: yeah, could you help us get this office chair and fake Christmas tree out of here
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pinerproof · 2 years
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Metrognome lemons
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#Metrognome lemons upgrade#
#Metrognome lemons full#
#Metrognome lemons free#
#Metrognome lemons full#
because I wanted to see the Full Moon before it set. Then after a while it will speed up on its own, becoming so fast that it disappears and is replaced by an awareness of the breath. Now I almost always begin a meditation session with the tick tock, which once I get going, becomes almost an automatic mind/body backbeat. Recently I have been working with it some more. As you know, last summer I became interested in a little “tick tock metrognome” I could start up while sitting or meditating. There are five "concrete poems" here - BELOW A CHRISTMAS STORY FROM 2004 seeing a moon's emblazoned leaf and its reflection at the same time - but there's always hope in the New Year. Sleeve design: Paul Henry Bob Searles ( Illustration) Recorded: February–August 1977 at Basing Street Studios, London Mel Collins – alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, soprano saxophone, clarinet, bass fluteīrian Eno – Minimoog, electric piano, piano Peter Bardens – organ, piano, electric piano, Minimoog, synthesizer, Hohner ClavinetĪndy Ward – drums, percussion, ocarina, glockenspiel, talking drum "Rain Dances" (Bardens, Latimer) – 3:01Īndrew Latimer – electric guitar, acoustic guitar, 12-string guitar, panpipes, flute, backing vocals fretless bass "Skylines" (Bardens, Latimer, Ward) – 4:24 "One of These Days I'll Get an Early Night" (Bardens, Mel Collins, Latimer, Richard Sinclair, Ward) – 5:53 "Unevensong" (Bardens, Latimer, Andy Ward) – 5:35 "Highways of the Sun" (Bardens, Latimer) – 4:29 "First Light" (Peter Bardens, Andrew Latimer) – 5:01
#Metrognome lemons free#
You'll be able to see the Metrognomes in action, get a 'selfie' using the special 'selfie bus', get a free goodie bag, and much more! Go North East is additionally hosting a publicity event at the Metrocentre's Exhibition Square tomorrow (Saturday 18th April 2015), where members of the public will be able to join in all of the fun. Intu Metrocentre's 'Metrognomes' were having some fun this morning, while checking out the brand new buses which are due to enter service soon. The use of red, green, blue and yellow vinyls is prevalent, which ties in with the different coloured "quadrants" of the shopping centre. The branding focuses on the three main elements of intu Metrocentre: shopping, leisure, and eating/drinking. They were branded soon after, and are destined for allocation to Riverside Depot for use on service X66. The first batch of four, which carry a dark blue base livery, were delivered to the company last month. The vehicle features full white LED destination displays on the front, side and rear, and the interior specification for this batch of vehicles has been completely overhauled: they feature Esteban Civic V2 and V3 seating complete with e-leather, two-colour Tarabus 'Wood Effect' flooring, and blue accent lighting which is fitted underneath seats to provide extra light on the gangway. The Micro Hybrid recovers energy lost from braking to power the vehicle electrics and compressed air systems, saving up to 10% in fuel costs. These Wright Streetlite vehicles are the 11.5m Micro-Hybrid variant.
#Metrognome lemons upgrade#
As part of the company's 2014/15 financial year, Go North East has invested in 29 brand new Wright Streetlite DF/Wright Streetlite Micro-Hybrid vehicles to upgrade "X66 Metrocentre" service X66, "Coast & Country" services 8/78 (previously branded "Lime"), and "Red Kite" services 45/46.
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synthesis-music · 4 years
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Put up decorations at work last week. Never get tired of the way the lights glimmer off the instruments.
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sporks-and-stars · 4 years
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things you don’t want to hear during rehearsal
out-of-tune shifting
the squeaky sound of someone rosining their bow
“oh, wait. is this two pages?”
a cello falling over onto its bridge
a flute falling off a music stand
the neck of a double bass hitting something
a breaking string
the clarinets tuning
someone’s endpin sliding back in
careless whisper
the violas
someone hitting their head on their tuning pegs
the low brass slowing down
the percussion speeding up
the percussion breaking their sticks
someone’s phone
only half the room remembering the ritardando
an alto saxophone attempting a high c
a clarinet attempting anything past a high c
“my reed!”
the trumpets
someone spilling a water bottle
a second violin when their part says they have to shift
all but one of the violins forgetting the g#
a bow stroke longer than 8 beats
pizzicato sixteenth notes
christmas songs in september
the sound of someone stepping on a ligature
“cork grease, the forbidden snack”
someone playing your solo much better than you
kazoos
gum
a bow that isn’t rosined nearly enough
someone knocking over their case with their foot
drumline in a closed space
the piccolos
someone sneezing into their instrument
“let’s sing our parts”
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goldstarsforall · 4 years
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Dream SMP Big Band AU.
This is inspired by this AU https://archiveofourown.org/series/2001253 which is about a music conservatory. However, it is classical music and I play the saxophone in a big band. So I'm doing that.
Also, big band vibes are wild, I'm pretty sure my section leader is the reincarnation of Athena, completly unironically. 
Saxophone Section
Alto 1 Wilbur Soot. He is the leader of the saxophone section and is really good at it. Came from the clarinet and the guitar but to get into the band he needed to play a jazz instrument and decided that clarinets and saxes where just shiny recorders and went from there.
Alto 2: Tommy, wanted to play Tenor but didn't. Isn't good with improv but BOY DOES HE GO FOR IT. Sits next two tenor 2 and will not shut up. His music is covered in doodles and it makes Wilbur mad. He folds it up and he does not care.
Tenor 1: Techno. Absolute beast with the Tenor, can solo like a pro, has perfect pitch. Can do the wierd growly thing. Techno is the sort of person that can pick up any instrument and play it byt ohhhhhhh boyy. Tenor Sax. Would also be the leader if he wasn't bad at social interactions.
Tenor 2: Tubbo. Is trying very hard but he's not there just yet, he is still really good but isn't good at reading the music when Phil likes to switch it up and just play whatever and he has complicated hand signs and its chaotic.
Bari Sax: Niki. Plays the bari sax. Is hella strong. She has all the music in the right order and always has a pencil. Does killer solos when she is forced to and makes heavy eye contact with the brass section. Talks a lot with Fundy because she sits in front of the piano.
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Rhythm Section
Piano: Fundy, has a lot of music and not enough stands. He has a little fox keyring on his music bag and gets called a Furry. He takes his music home to practice and gets really bored of just playing chords in the background.
Drums: Eret, his favourite instrument is the cowbell. Used to play the clarinet in the wind band with Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo but when he got the chance to move up to the Big Band he chose the drums. Absolute hates it when he just has to tap out a 4/4 rhythm.
Bass: BadBoyHalo, has to sit behind Tommy and he does not like it. He is a classically trained double bass player but just wanted to play fun music. Is fairly calm but unironically has a switchblade in his case for no reason and now he is a local band cryptid.
Guitar: Skeppy, he is far too energetic for the rhythm section but heh is amazing. Always complains about how heavy the amp is and messes up the extender cable box which means that Fundy gets upset.
Trumpet Section
Trumpet One: Dream, Is amazing. Absolutely amazing on the trumpet. Can do all the listening and solos perfectly, has a ‘rivalry’ with Techno. All his music is in the right order and he is sooo good. Does brass band and marching on the side but really enjoys the big band because of his friends. Can transpose music written in perfect keys.
Trumpet 2: Georgenotfound. Is just vibing, he is only second because he never shows up to practice but he doesn’t need to. Kept falling asleep on the band trip and keeps forgetting where his pencil is.
Trumpet 3: Callahan. Used to play the cornet but had to move up because they needed trumpets. Is very chill about playing third because he understands that it all works together to make the sound sound nice
Trumpet 4: Awesam. He dissapeared for a while and would have been in the same position as George but he decided to be fourth so he doesn't have to worry about being in charge of anything at all. Bad idea, he is now in charge of stacking chairs.
Trombone. (For some reason all the trombone players I know are meme lords.)
Trombone 1. Quackity. Glisses unironically. He knows the trombone memes and he will play them as a warm up. He's the type of guy that would wrap his trombone with tinsel at Christmas.
Trombone 2. Purpled. This man glisses 'ironically'. Tries to avoid the sax vs trumpet drama but still. Always tries to reach the low notes but his arms aren't long enough. Just wants to play the trombone.
Trombone 3. Karl. Really wants to be second but can't move up there until either purpled or quackity quits which is not going to happen. Has sided with both the trumpets and the saxes and is loyal to no insturment wars as he has played both in the past.
Bass Trombone: Captain Puffy. Makes eye contact with Niki to stay in time. Too small for her instrument but her personality makes up for it. I imagine she always has Slide lube, and she will knock music off with her slide.
Others that don't fit in.
Philza minecraft. Band leader. He plays sax and fell in love with jazz and now just wants to help the next generation. He's the person you name drop on your personal statement. Has complicated notes and plans for the band and you have to be clued into his hand signs because halfway through a piece he will go off ink and paper and you just have to know.
For example.
New member: Where are we.
Niki: At part C again.
New member: I thought he said the repeat was to part b
Tubbo: that's what he said. But then he patted his head which means go back to the rhythm. And so Techno's gonna solo over this and then we play backing when the trumpet solo happen. Play part h, go back to D and then we play it through and repeat to B
New member: O-Kay
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mourntheantagonist · 3 years
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ahhh I was tagged by the wonderful @allaboardtheussharringrove to do this and I’ve only ever done it on my main blog so I’m happy to do it here 😘
rules: answer 30 questions and tag however many blogs you want!
name: I go by mandi mostly but manny and amanda are also acceptable (or just call me sexy 🤪)
gender: nonbinary (she/they) also I guess this is a good place to put it, I’ve been called “girl” a couple of times on here and I am always too afraid to correct anyone about it so I’ll just say it here. I don’t really like that word in reference to me, it makes me feel icky. just a little psa about that. if you ever have done it I’m not mad because I know you didn’t mean it 💜
anyway back to the questions oops
star sign: virgo. which I feel is very obvious. I give big virgo energy and I know it. (also a capricorn moon and rising if you wanted to know those too!)
height: 5’8” I am tol
time: 6:50 pm
birthday: september 8th
favorite bands: there is no genre I am very indecisive. I got queen, idkhow, and abba lmao
favorite solo artists: elton john and lady gaga leave me alone I’m obsessed
last movie: I just got done watching a time to kill and I’ve been reminded of my childhood crush on matthew mcconaughey 😩
last show: wandavision!!!! if you turned it off after the first two episodes like I almost did I am BEGGING you to give it another chance because episode four slayed me.
when did I create this blog: I believe it was end of october last year so haven’t been here for long lmao. I initially joined the fandom in august on instagram and just needed to ✨get away✨ so here I am!
what I post: harringrove ofc. anything relating to steve or billy because I am a simple soul who just wants my fav to find live and happiness in the form of one steve harrington.
last thing I googled: matthew mcconaughey (I had to make sure I was spelling his name right 😂)
other blogs: we got the main @imjustapoorboi where I mostly just reblog the things I find funny. I have a concerning about of sideblogs that we don’t talk about anymore. @tmialec is my old shadowhunters side blog that somehow garnered over 4000 followers and I’d be lying if I haven’t used it to promote my work lmao.
do I get asks: YES and I go 🥰 and scream internally every time I see one omg. they all make my day I promise. so if you’ve sent me an ask and it hasn’t been posted, I HAVE seen it and I so loved it okay!! I have so many and so little time to respond the way I want to, which most often includes an entire ficlet because I am not normal.
why I chose my url: that fucking bernie meme lmao the “I am once again mourning the antagonist” it felt very fitting for me considering at the time I made this blog I was also crying over loki every damn day.
following: 197 !! almost all harringrove considering I went and unfollowed all the inactive blogs from fandoms I’m no longer a part of.
followers: 253 on this blog which is INSANE hello?? I love all of you so much!!
instruments: ukulele, guitar, piano, bass, violin, clarinet, soprano saxophone, and alto saxophone :))) I am constantly trying to learn more teeheehee. don’t ask me to play a double reed tho, it won’t be good for any of us.
what am I wearing: my college sweatshirt and a pair of blue pajama pants that do not match because I am sick and haven’t gotten actually dressed since christmas.
dream job: currently in school to become a pediatric oncologist but... we’ll see if I can get accepted to med school 😅
dream trip: ... anywhere that isn’t on the west coast lmao. the furthest east I’ve been is wyoming and I wanna experience what life is like on the other side of the us lmao. out of the country would also be fuckin rad too.
favorite foods: mac and cheese, but only when it’s creamy. I don’t want any of that sticky shit. add more milk you heathens. and bread!! sourdough bread hits the motherfucking spot. my diet consists of strictly carbs as you can see.
nationality: us citizen. a nice little tossup between washingtonian and oregonian which is fun to explain to people.
favorite song at the moment: i haven’t been able to stop listening to catherine by magic man because it just brings me back to simpler times.
last book I read: my physics text book? look imma be honest with you all... I have never read books for pleasure. fanfic? all day long. school ruined reading for me so I never was able to enjoy it because it always felt like a chore.
top 3 fictional universes I’d like to live in: this is always such a tough question but the shadowhunters universe would probably one because I wanna be a fucking warlock and fall in love with a gay shadowhunter okay? don’t question my life choices. also the marvel universe because I wanna get snapped. dust me away purple man. also a world with paul rudd as a legit superhero is a world I wanna live in. and I guess it would have to be stranger things right? the eighties is always a win!
tagging: @smashmouth-hargrove, @cherrydreamer, @withoneheadlight, and @psychicwarfarebaby. only do it if you want of course, and sorry if you’ve already done it/been tagged 💜
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30 Questions
I was tagged by @hawkeish, thank you friend!!
Name/Nickname: I don’t put my name here because I don’t want students to find me 😂
Pronouns: she/her
Orientation: straight
Star sign: Gemini and PROUD
Height: 5′3″
Time: 9:20am
Birthday: June 2nd
Favourite band: This is extremely difficult as a musician but if I have to choose probably the Beatles or Queen
Favourite solo artist: Elton John
Song stuck in my head: "You're so Vain” by Carly Simon
Last movie: National Treasure
Last show: The Bachelorette (I’m so behind)
When did I create this blog: March or April??
What do I post: Dragon Age. So much Dragon Age. And the occasional shit post and fic promotion
Last thing I googled: a Greedfall quest guide
Do I get asks: Sometimes! I enjoy them :)
Why I chose my URL: I’m too obsessed with my Inquisitor and only play rogues, exclusively, ever 🗡
Following: 324 (Always looking for supportive, kind Dragon Age blogs to follow!)
Followers: 525ish
Average amount of sleep: 9 (I literally can’t function if I don’t sleep this much and I’m still always tired???)
Lucky number: I say its 7 because I like it but I don’t think it actually is
Instruments: Voice counts because I’m a classically trained soprano, but also flute and a bit of piano, ukulele, and violin. (I also had to learn trumpet, trombone, clarinet, alto saxophone, cello, double bass, and viola to about a 5th grade level which means I can put them together and play mary had a little lamb badly)
What am I wearing: christmas pjs 
Dream job: forest witch
Dream trip: I’ve literally only been out of the US to go to Canada and Ireland so there are so many places I haven’t seen! But I think Greece or Austria would be really cool to visit. The list is very long though
Favourite food: If I alternated between eating nothing but chicken parmesan and tacos for the rest of my life I would be ok with that
Nationality: American (derogatory)
Favorite song: "Your Song” by Elton John
Last book read: I’m reading “The Stolen Throne” right now! I put it down and haven't picked it up in a few weeks through because I’m mad at Maric and I want him to know I’m ignoring him
Top three fictional universes I’d like to live in: The thing is, all of the fictional universes I like are places where I would most likely die within 5 minutes of living there (Thedas I’m looking at you). Except maybe my Animal Crossing Island. I could live there.
I know I took a while to do this and many of you were probably already tagged and did this already, but if you haven’t please do and tag me so I can see your answers!
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rules: answer the questions and tag at least 8 people
tagged by @luna-colorata (Thanks a bunch!)
Nicknames: I’m not going to reveal my full real life nicknames because it gives away most of my real name, which I don’t particularly want known on here, but one contains Lou and then I’ve simply been called Peanut, Emo, and Chemo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But for Tumblr I chose Pine because I love pine trees. You can call me anything really, just not late for dinner! 
Zodiac sign: I’m a Sagittarius, but I was born on the Sagittarius-Capricorn Cusp! (which is from December 18th-24th) I was born on the shortest day of the year, December 21st (which is also Tom Payne’s birthday ☺️)
Hogwarts house: I’m not really interested in Harry Potter, but a quiz I just took told me I’d be in Ravenclaw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Favourite colour: I love cool colors, but green is my favorite color. I especially love dark green
Favourite animal: A tiger! I guess more specifically I’d choose the Siberian tiger. Tigers are the real kings of the jungle, not some silly lions!
Favourite season: Definitely winter. I was born on the winter solstice so maybe that played into it somehow. I just love snow, the Christmas season, and the cold! It’s not fun when it sometimes gets down to -50°F though 😬
Somewhere you'd love to travel to: The Czech Republic! I’m 1/4 or 1/8 (can’t exactly remember) Czech from my dad’s side. My grandma I never got to meet was either full or 1/2 Czech, so I think it’d be neat to visit where part of my heritage is from. I would also love to visit Poland, France, and Germany 🤙
Random fact about yourself: I can/have played the Bb Clarinet, Bb Bass Clarinet, and Eb Contra Alto Clarinet. The Bb was my main clarinet that I owned and I played it for eight years throughout my school band(s) career. I stayed on 1st and 2nd chair parts throughout my playing history. The Contra Alto was especially fun though because it’s such a deep sound and you had to translate from bass clef to treble clef if you didn’t have an actual part for the Contra Alto ( if you didn’t you had to steal Tuba music haha) It also made your head vibrate when you played it! I still have my plastic and wooden Bb clarinets, and I will cherish them forever ❤️
Tagging: @watersactuallyprettygood, @wonder-boy, @yeetiestofyoots, @hoffkk, and anyone else that wants to join in on the fun (or if I tagged you and you don’t want to do it you don’t have to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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ac3has6l00d · 5 years
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Shit my band director has said
I have been keeping track of a bunch of the funny shit my Band Director has been saying to us since like, halfway though the school year-last year. Here is what I have so far. If it is in reference to a person, I will put their instrument and if It's a song I'll put the song (if I remember it). He is referred to as Barr (an ironic last name). Also don't clock me for spelling I'm not meant to have my phone out during band and yet here we are.
-Highlighter of a thousand suns
-YESSS, Cole (a french horn player) no, BUT YESSSSS
-Dee dee, I'm part of a drum set
-He dead, but a surprise ending
-Haha, I am the sailor, you fell in love with
-Santas Depressed (Minor Alterations)
-Though the woodwinds I heard the buuuRR
-It's the best of all possible worlds, and then they get invaded (Candid Suit)
-harcan back to the yesterday of your, when we had counting issues
-horns, a little more, yes, I am sure
-let it ring
-no, no *disgusted face* no
-do it again!
-can I hit you with some scary knowledge
-this is good enough, thanks, this is never wrong (talking about Dr. Beat)
-the raseing of the prevorial oooohs
-goodjob Joel (a trumpet player), you rythemmaster you
-i can say this because I am one and I'm raising a girl, but boys are weird
-Alright, Angelic fruity boy (in reference to a trumpet player)
-Horns... the heroes instrument
-i actually didn't hear you at all
-did they take your triangle?
-Right notes are also important
- Teacups? It's a small world? *Ian (a french horn player)- Mt. Everest* You got sasquatch on the brain?
-morse code people
-a shade under the tempo
-woofie woofie woofie all the way around
-That isn't our Forté in the horn section to play lightly (He played french horn)
-can I get a rallintado amen
-tess (flut/piccolo player), Jordan (percussionist) - Jordan tess, Piccolo tambourine, - tambourine Piccolo
- we have plenty loud in this piece, enjoy the soft
-thats when they get invaded (Candid Suit)
-thanks trumpets... yah yeah yeahh
-flute hanger-oner
-Bold, Underlined, and in all caps
-music land
- *impersonates Kristin chenoweth* (Candid Suit)
- coming in from the basement
-were you trying to roast me? i will defend myself
-all a Twitter about arby's or something I dunno
-that was also a bold, all caps email
-unicon has a limp
-where have you been all my tambourine life
-can we agree on right notes then?
-melody melody melody, finnaly finnaly finnaly (trombones getting the melody)
-slip the surely bonds of earth
-ah please, decapitate all the invaders
-good for you... breaking norms
-christmas arrived early for you but not for anybody else
-ill write you an invitation next time
- but shut up
-stare out the window
-you may be alright young man
-seniors is theirs enough of an amen? (Chosing to Play Angel's in the Arcatectur by Frank ticheli)
-if I see that guy in a dark allyway...  I'll play him a recording of Angel's in the arcatectur (To they Guy that gave us a bad score on our MPA)
-whah whah what is like a bad joke on the trombone
-gone fishing be back in a hour 
-im just music roasting you
-i dont like this key HAAAAAAHHHH
-empty that spit
- everyone is still standing, so that's good
- im monolouging, you get that input later
- that's a really anticlimactic chord trumpets
-three f's. And your all thinking rainbows and unicorns
-Joels (a trumpet player) paying attention
- twirling the wherlys (tubes at the beginning and end of AitA)
-i dont mess with my post-its
-dropped mute isn't apart of my score
-i wanna see fire coming from your nostrils... like GOT IT
- it's muddy but we're getting there
-alive and well
-i would expect guys from he middle school band .... that's the only roast I have
-rob (a percussionist), we need to do spinning practice
-the devils intervals
-we can end on an amen
-it's like a great dane with crippling anxiety, its scared of everything. So what do you do, you put it on a treadmill and start popping balloons around it... this is training
-if I cant trust you then give it back to me.
-it's about me not you, me not you.
-for trombones, not toilets
-im going to let the trombones use their new toys (some trombones got plunger mutes (I was not one if them, Bass trombone life, bro))
-like... poof
-the devil in band
- satan himself... in the form of your phone
-welcome to band
-it's kinda hard, if you havent noticed.
-please hold for your next representative
- you are playing the elevator muzak version
-some of you are counting... and some of you play the alto. Sax (actual shade ngl)
-the best bond song from one of the stupidest bond movie (this nerd had us playing James Bond music at the end of the school year)
-jordan, finally, a use for your whistling.
-the first thing ella (his daughter) said to me, was flower
-impeckable german
-im going to save you all from this and mute it
- for those of you unitallans
- they chuck 'em
- bread and butter band keys
-there is no humor in marching band
- the fads you kids are into these days.
- our boiiis
- instrament of mass destruction
-ahoy mates
-is there a pre malone
-the newest version of mac... high Ciara (a chick in my Music Production Class)
-your in your pre stages
-thats a great beat son
-were on a bus my child
-if you don't music speak
-where is the beat, I am trying to adjust accordingly
-Ich Bin confused
- if you use the word angelic I will come back there (One of the Horns said it as a joke)
-it's like the piccolo of the percussion section
-mr. Barr is now in his office
-boys, why and no
-why are you whistling Hawaii 5.0?
- yeah, I need a highhat to subdivide too
-we got new old bessy back there (about the new bass drum frame since the old frame broke during the MB season)
-oh I've used dumpsterfire, I've seen quite a few in my day
-dumpsterfire? (I used it and he picked up on it)
-you went even alive, why am I telling you?
-do I sound hip?
-thats the right answer
-if I don't do that to yours, it doesn't mean you are not a great person
-you found 8th position (I'm pretty sure this was him talking to me about bass trombone stuff)
-i see what I did there
- don't get old, you wake up and then you can't feel your leg.
-the sparks were there but it's not raging yet
-long live the king
-i will brb
-thats annoying
-its quitten time y'all
-Barb Peterson (Our lovely Colour Gaurd instucter) Hotline
- please escort this out, I hate it
- is Seth's (Clarinet and Pit) head one of those two way mirrors?
-that's incredable seth
-should I not make spinal tap references?
-nevermind a reference I will put away for this class.
-i now live in fear of that.
-this is bumpen
-im having some real memory issues.
-death star trench run
-think the towel, be the towel
-dont poke the barr
-my wife watches garbage tv when I'm not there
-the most dramatic little people show
-soundtrack, moving on
-twiggles (there is a teacher with the last name of Twig)
-saf to say
-i like you, but not that much
-im going to give you the confused dog look
-this is not open roast time
-zing
-i love how it creeped into your subconscious
-nooooohhoo
-what a quick roast of me annie (a very, very, very good clarinetist)
-it's like the end of the commercial where they add all the legal stuff.
- the flex tape tape
-am I going to have to sound really aloof and do commercials
-i love how you are all responsive
-let me finish!
-don't juule
-i have my box o' toys (MTP we were recording sounds for a project so he pulled out a bunch of percussion stuff)
- if i squint I can hear the right thing
-I feel like hot garbage
-if only we lived in the information age
-were hitting the gym annie... I don't know what that means
-the gong is in the room
-i blew up the death star
-25% of people who conduct this come down with this crazy illness
-your like the studio aduiance for like QVC, "what do you do?" "SCRATCH IT OUT!"
-i dont understand your generation
-youve poisoned me. I hope you are happy
-weight not wait
-oh wow
-shut up
-you just lead your sled into a ditch (Midnight sleighride)
-i love his vocal signature, like "I did this song and I'm jason derulo"
-the power of pan
-wait, what's tic-toc
-shut it
-its like a hippo with Ballarina shoes on
-it's thick with a whole bunch of K
-im trying to throw him a gong bone
-Trombasusaphoneabone
Yeah I have no clue if he knows he is saying that stuff
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Tag Game thing
I was tagged by @allons-y-to-hogwarts-713 thank you!!!! 💕
Nickname: Kay! 
Sign: Capricorn
Height: 5′4″ babey 
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff and proud 
Last thing I Googled: lol my college’s final exam schedule 
Song stuck in my head: if I'm being brutally honest I woke up this morning with “I Really Don’t Hate Christmas” from the Phineas and Ferb Christmas special in my head 
Following: 109
Followers: 1,093
Amount of sleep I get: 5ish hours  
Lucky number: 4 and 24!
Dream Job: Costume designer for Disney Parks 
Wearing: a Star Trek shirt, my Snow White and the seven dwarves pj pants, and fuzzy Snoopy Christmas socks 
Favorite Song: This changes based on the day but right now its “Cannonball” from Radio Company Vol. 1
Instrument: In high school I played the flute, clarinet, alto sax (a little), oboe, and piccolo 
Random Fact: Uhhhhhh I have legit almost died 3 times in my life and I have saved my own self each time 
Aesthetics: bubblegum pink, sparkles, wishes and dreams, a field of wildflowers on a bright sunny day, dresses that twirl, fantasy and fairytales, fresh baked pies, exploring the woods in search of faeries, laughing with friends about nothing in particular, believing in magic
Tagging: @wellmanneredthief @concerningfinch @i-thought-i-knew-what-love-was @novitiskis @unraveledfantasies @tofangirlonly @santasfe @one-way-ride @starrysence @kingofsantafe @jackkellys and anyone else that sees this and wants to!
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I’m here for the music
This is my last semester at the University of Akron and this is the first unclass I’ve taken. I’m a history major and I’m also doing a certificate program in Museums and Archives. I’m a student assistant at the Cummings Center for the History of Psychology on campus so come visit me if you haven’t been before. Before I decided to study history, I was a music major for a year. Music was all I’d ever known, but I needed to do something else. I started piano lessons when I was 3 years old. My dad is a musician, and all my siblings took lessons too. I grew up taking private lessons and having recitals, not playing t-ball or going to ballet. I started playing the clarinet when I was in 4th grade and picked up the saxophone a year later. I loved playing and I wasn’t terrible at it. I went to a junior high that specialized in the arts, and I played in the concert bands and jazz bands. At this point, I started playing in local big band ensembles that my dad had played with for years. I grew up going to see him play, and now I was playing with him. I fell in love with jazz music after that. I got an ipod for Christmas, and I would load it up with stacks of CDs from the library. I listened to as much as I could, starting early and making my way through decades of music that was constantly evolving and expanding.
 I was in an arts program in high school too, and that’s when music effectively took over my life. I was in the marching band, which rehearsed all summer break and for hours after school. It wasn’t just football games on Friday nights either, we competed regionally and traveled all over the state and beyond on the weekends. Then there was symphonic band, and concert band, and jazz band, and chamber ensembles. I was playing alto and tenor saxophone, and clarinet in those various ensembles. Apparently I still wasn’t getting enough music, because I then decided to join indoor drumline. I marched bass drum one year and cymbals for another. That was just at school, I played in various local ensembles from Cleveland to Canal Fulton on the weekends too. 
I lived and breathed music and I loved it. When senior year rolled around, it was the most obvious choice for my future. By that point I was already taking lessons with a UA professor. So I auditioned here and the plan was to double major in classical clarinet performance, and jazz studies on tenor. I started classes and music changed from just something I love, to something to make my living off of, and I knew that wasn’t the right career for me. Aside from music, my other obsession growing up was history. It was my favorite and best subject, and I was your stereotypical four-eyed bookworm for pretty much any historical topic. I decided to change my major to history after my freshman year, and then I accidentally quit music entirely. I didn’t mean to, and it didn’t happen overnight. I was trying to balance school and work, and I dropped out of some ensembles, and things were busy. Suddenly I looked up and I hadn’t touched a single instrument in months. I went from playing every day for years, to not playing at all. Three years later, and now I pretty much only play around the holidays... (Christmas gigs are great for easy money). I miss music a lot, so when I heard about this class it sounded perfect. As we’ve already learned, music and dance are so entwined with each other, and I wanted to learn more about both. I’ve never been much of a dancer, but I’m eager to try and learn a lot this semester. Returning to Guzzetta Hall and ending my time at UA with a class combining my two favorite things, history and music, feels really right. 
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ogovs · 5 years
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The Beginning
Hello everyone and welcome to my latest creation. My name is Taylor. I am a 27-year-old from Michigan. I am currently a student studying environmental studies. I will be graduating in spring 2020 and will be the first in my family to earn a college degree! Anyways, the Original VS Sampled blog will be my 5th blog (omg). Is this too many blogs? I feel like this is too many blogs. So many topics, so little time.
My other blogs...
Observernumber5 – born under the bridge
thuglifetilidie – a mix of love
imiss2005
taylorsgreenthumbprint – Garden Oasis
I got interested in music before I even knew I was into music. My mom is crazy about music. She is around 60 years old, but every era of music, she had picked her favorites (a good and funny example of this would be her loving Future, especially when the song Mask Off was released). When I was younger, she would blast music from our living room’s surround system, even on school nights. There are albums she’d play over and over. I would never have put the CD in myself and listen to the artist myself, but when a song played on the radio, I knew all the words to the songs because of her lol! My dad also listened to some real oldies, that I’d grow accustomed to hearing. We’d have shopping trips to Circuit City every time a favorite artist’s CD came out. Once I began listening to my own tunes, I was able to get anybody’s CD I wanted. This was around the age of 10. I liked R&B and loved gangsta rap. My mom is actually the reason my love for Bone Thugs started. I was raiding my bro’s CD and Tape collection and listening to his music at this point too. There was a lot of Eminem, Devin the Dude, Outkast, 50 Cent, and even Mike Jones – before he blew up.
At 11, I joined my junior high’s band, played Alto Sax for a year then switched to Clarinet the next and stuck with that until I graduated High School. Also at 11, My dad had brought me a guitar for Christmas after noticing my interest in playing instruments. Here I started listening to rock. At this point I had 2003 rock and what came before. I learned the early 2000s songs and 90s. Around this time, music downloads on LimeWire had taken off, and I could get anything I wanted. Ahh… the early 2000s, I loved all the music during this time, hence the imiss2005 blog that I terribly neglected, I’m ashamed, lol. Maybe I’ll start to build it, who knows.
 Onto other things, it wasn’t until a couple years ago 2015 maybe? I began to hear a lot of songs, sampling old songs. Rap producers/ DJs did this a lot in the past, this is basically how hip hop originated. DJs would take old school records, especially funk, use the drums or entire beats and speed them up or slow them down to let rappers rap over the beat. Song sampling has become very noticeable within the last 10 years for me. During this time, I was (and still am) really heavy into playlist creation on iTunes (one of the very few things I like about Apple), and I had a brilliant idea! I need to comb through my entire music library and find out who has sampled who. I started with my favorite artists. I hear songs on the radio that are old songs that have been sampled and new songs on the radio that I recognize the samples. Samples are reused portions of original songs, or even movie audio, etc.,. A producer will take pieces, rhythms, melodies, drums, vocals, isolated sounds from original songs, and sometimes manipulate these portions to make their own creations. It’s awesome!
When I listen to music now, I always wonder, did they sample that? Then I run to the wonderful site Whosampled.com to see what they come up with. This has been my primary resource for discovering the original music of my favorite songs.
One of the first songs I realized that was sampled is Aretha Franklin’s “Call Me” that was is a featured single on her 1970s album This Girl’s in Love With You.
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Franklin’s “Call me” piano melody was sampled by Slum Village in their song “Selfish,” coming from their 2004 album Detroit Deli (A Taste of Detroit). (Good old 2004, the early 2000s. Come back to me). “Selfish” features an awesome hook sang by John Legend and a phenomenal verse and production by Kanye West.
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Both artists have significance to me since they both hail from and or got their start in my home town, the Dirty D. Detroit. We all should (and better) be familiar with the wonderful Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin. She has influenced and contributed so much to the awesome R&B music we have today. Rest in Peace, Queen Aretha. As for Slum Village, I don’t think they are as popular as they should be, especially with this smooth song they have given us.
So, this is how it will be. I will try to do one of these posts everyday. I will post an original song, along with a few facts about it and the artists, followed by the song that has sampled the original song. I hope everyone enjoys this blog and also discovers some new music. 
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jodhater · 5 years
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answer 21 questions and tag 21 mutuals you would like to get to know better! I was tagged by @fakehappyjosten !! this is so cute thank u :-)
nicknames: el! i’m called Other Names irl but uhhh i am not sharing publicly
zodiac sign: taurus
height: 5’5
hogwarts house: hufflepuff!!
last thing i googled: ok this is really fucked up but......i looked up reports of people finding a human leg in my area because my friend found one and there have been reports of another hanging out of the bed of a truck and a missing girl SO! 
favourite musicians: all time low (i haven’t outgrown my emo phase really), mitski, phoebe bridgers, paramore, and the front bottoms are probably my top 5
song stuck in your head: Pristine by Snail Mail
following: 148
followers: 139
do you get asks: not really fjdkls i got a really nice anon once tho about my tags
amount of sleep: uhhh during school i usually average 5 but during summer and other breaks probably 7
lucky number: 11!!
what you’re wearing: a t-shirt sold as a fundraiser for my county after hurricane florence, paint-stained leggings, and gay vans
dream job: being an author of poetry or YA or both is all i want really but my current track will lead me to be a professor and i am also really into that
dream trip: this is sort of lame bc it’s still in the US but i would love to stay at concord, massachusetts and visit all of the literary history there -- sleepy hollow, thoreau’s house, alcott’s house, hawthorne’s house. outside the US though i’d love to go to norway or korea !
instrument: i have made many attempts at music including the following: clarinet, alto saxophone, guitar, piano, ukulele -- and i cannot play any of them fjdls
languages: english! i’m trying to learn spanish right now though and would love to pick up japanese
favourite songs: this is a Loaded question but Therapy by All Time Low has been one of my faves since like. 6th grade
random fact: an old tweet of mine from an old twitter account showed up on The Today Show (i was tweeting about fall out boy’s performance because i was a little emo) and the twitter handle was @/gh0stpubes and the viewers had a fantastic time with it
aesthetic: old books with dog-eared pages, cats on the window sill, misshapen ceramics, messy desks, ugly christmas sweaters, open fields
I’ll tag: uhh here are a few!! @thicklykeen @mayoroffalsettoland @sporadichearttcollector @foxerice @andwewminward @crescentdarncl @exycuter @dayminyards
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turtle-offtheclock · 5 years
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Instruments as things I've heard them say/do.
Flute: (holding a vape) it's a highlighter..
Piccolo: (plays a scale for a group of elementary school kids)
(They all laugh at him)
Oboe: oboes don't sound like ducks you guys are just mean.
Clarinet:
Alto sax: (sits in the back with the brass and refuses to leave)
Tenor sax: (proud kazoo choir leader)
Bari sax: you're telling me the BARI SAX is BROKeN..... A G A I N?!?!?!?
Trumpet: Consier yourself used, bathroom
Trombone: I wish I could throw my trombone from the top of a very high tree.
Tuba: (plays the tuba upside down, they are upside down to...)
Baritone: Sectionals? Jokes on the band director I am completely alone...
French Horn: (gets everyone on the band trip sick)
Bassoon: (learned the wrong fingerings and has been playing the right notes by force for 5 years)
Bass: (tells the band director to get a better car)
Percussion: where's the gong... found it! (Followed by a loud crashing noise)
Bass Clarinet: All I want for Christmas is rice and a happy place.
Mallet Percussion: Y E A ST
thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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chaosamplified · 5 years
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21 tag game
Answer 21 questions, tag 21 people
I was tagged by @edgydumasdepresedbitchthotbastar thanks!
Nickname: both Sam and Alex are “nicknames,” my friends sometimes call me Sal or Salamander and I really like that :)
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Height: 5’1
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw but I kinda don’t think that’s accurate anymore
Last thing you googled: what is tequila made from
Favorite musicians: Fall Out Boy, Halsey, Lady Gaga, BTS
Song stuck in your head: my own damn song 😠 Nectarine
Following: 69
Followers: 183 on this blog 👀
Do I get asks: sometimes
Amount of sleep: like last night? 7.5 hours
Lucky number: 23 and 11
Wearing: black ripped jean shorts and a classic maize and blue Michigan shirt
Dream job: touring musician
Dream trip: to go back to the Mediterranean 🥺 if that doesn’t count cuz I’ve already been there then probably somewhere like England
Instruments: piano/keyboards, clarinet, bass guitarishhhh, can play a few songs well on alto sax
Languages: only fluent in English. I could probably have an extremely simple conversation in Polish and I’m collecting a moderate amount of Korean words
Favorite songs: right now Dionysus by BTS, Nightmare by Halsey, If I Cant Have You by Shawn Mendes, Wow by Post Malone (and I’m mad about it thanks Mom & Max)
Random fact: I’m 5.5 months on T!
Aesthetic: realistically: rainbows, Christmas lights, green leaves, and GameCube controllers. In my dreams: (this is gonna sound cheesy @ the fan club) neon lights, rose petals, disco balls, black leather, blue eyeliner
Tagging: @spacecaseandromeda @gayside-blog @sydrave @pinkishdaydreams @bumble-gumm @sincerecheescake @sunnimins I don’t have even close to 21 people to tag sorry
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treacherous · 5 years
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Tagged by: I saw julia @beginagain and jennifer @femmetay do this and it looked like fun <3
Rules: Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people
Nicknames: ,,my old cheer coach in high school called me Mon fhdshf
Zodiac: Aquarius
Height: 5’7″
Last movie I saw: probably the rep tour movie hfdsh
Last thing I Googled: Virginia Woolf’s book To The Lighthouse (reading it for one of my college classes)
Favorite musician: definitely Taylor Swift <3 but lately I’ve also been listening to Lorde, dodie, Ed Sheeran and Ariana Grande (I also do a radio show which lets me play a lot of the songs I really like every week which is a lot of fun!)
Song stuck in my head: a few songs from the cast recording of Nice Work If You Can Get It
Other blogs: this is my only one!
Following: 82
Followers: 317
Do I get asks: not usually (I believe I’ve gotten 2 in the past few years hfdsh)
Amount of sleep: usually 8-9 hours
Lucky number: 13
What am I wearing: a black top with a red/black/white flower-patterned skirt
Dream job: something with video or audio recording/editing or something that I can still work with music (my digital media major is super broad so I want to narrow this down by the end of the year)
Dream trip: there’s a lot of places I want to visit but it would be really cool to visit Australia!
Favorite food: honestly anything with noodles fdhsf and ice cream
Instruments: I’ve played the clarinet for 11 years (still playing it in college), alto sax for a couple years and a little bit of the piano
Languages: English and some Spanish
Favorite songs: this is super hard to narrow down off the top of my head so I’ll just recommend This Love by Taylor Swift because it’s super soft and beautiful!
Random fact: a few years ago I sang in a choir in a music tour through some parts of western Europe - we spent a few days in London, Paris, Switzerland, Austria, and Germany with shorter stops in Liechtenstein and Venice, and it was a ton of fun performing and getting to know people and seeing tons of cool places in my first trip out of the US!
Aesthetic: soft (like all the cat pictures I share on here hfdhs) but also lots of bright colors - my aesthetic tag on here is mainly pictures of flowers, sunsets and cool-looking lights (either neon or those Christmas-y fairy lights)
#21: @idsb @taylorsuift @tayloralison @paintedmegolden @scifiphan @thelasttime @bisexualgorgeous @shamewaddle @dnpsuck @drugismybaby @lovestory @colorsinautumn @danielsphil @danhowellgifs @alisonswifts @thiislovee @komhacoustic @philester @alltoored @tshifty @spoookyswift
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