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[robinsnest2111]

robin. i can't help but notice two of these lists have a swimsuit prompt. now. hear me out. we've had mick mars in a skirt. we've had mick mars in a dress. do you know what's missing.

finally, after a billion trillion years!!!!! Mick Mars in an assortment of different swimsuits <3

too lazy to add the links to the art memes rn lol

[hysterionic]

ur the van halen mutual definitely

yipeeee !!! i would say you’re the mick mars mutual, but i also know you for the metal animated show you post abt a lot /pos

[117degrees]

re: manul post, he has or had this really fluffy black cat with seraina, that looks really regal and sinister in all the pics i've seen, and i just want to say that's definitely what his fursona would look like. he adopted it with the same thought process he'd have designing a fursona. i'm 100% a truther for whatever this conspiracy is.

YR SO FUCKING RIGHT. UR SO RIGHT. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO RIGHT

[catkurohazama]

this is a tumblr hug, pass it on to your ten favorite followers and mutuals💖 <3

Thanks for the hug.

[hinkepink]

justpriestlythings

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Thank you so much for sharing this, @anaalnathrakhs!

[arnold-layne]

found this cutest picrew and wanted to start my own chain because the one i saw it in was too long

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@anaalnathrakhs @awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands @emometalhead @prettyboyrose1974 @x-s-t-i-t-c-h-e-s-x @lord-of-the-weird @junkyardromeo @lemonfloatz @smokeandmirrorz @robinsnest2111 @tattooed-lies

[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Hdigdob um regrading my previous post with Mick's compromised modesty @anaalnathrakhs just mentioned in their repost of that photo this video where Mick pulls out his...so in case you wanted to see that... VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED, YOU CAN SEE GENETALS!!

[cruesuffix]

@anaalnathrakhs encouraged me to post this a while ago so i’ll deliver…

the crüe if they were a kpop band

(warning: LONG POST AHEAD!! you’re in for a long ass yap session…)

ok, some (most) of you probably aren’t that into kpop like i am (yes, i like both kpop and rock, weird combo, i know), so i’ll introduce you to just some basic facts before we begin…

1. kpop groups can comprise of 4 member groups to 13 member groups (and probably more than that tbh)

2. there are a couple of positions that are integral to comprising a kpop band…i’ll run over those real quick.

main vocalist: the person who sings most of the song (this can be more than one person) they’re also the most technically gifted and can hit real high notes.

lead vocalist: the second best singer, usually sings before the main vocalist does (like they’ll sing a line or verse before the main does) also sometimes sings the chorus.

sub vocalist: supports the main and lead vocalist and has little lines. not as good as the lead and main vocalist

the same can be applied to the rappers, they also have a main, lead and sub rapper line.

the dance line is more simplified. everyone in a kpop group dances, but for the best dancers there’s a

1. main: the best of the group, gets solo dances/parts

and

2. lead: the second best, usually dances in the front in performances.

(btw, there can be more than one main/lead dancer)

there are other positions that aren’t as important to the music aspect, they are:

visual: basically just the most attractive member of the band…yes this is a position.

face of the group: these are the members that are the most popular. you might know the band because of this person. this can also be the visual, and it does overlap at times. this can be the person who usually goes to a lot of variety shows, or the person who trends because of a meme or funny moment. it’s just the most well known member, and it does change a lot depending on all these factors.

maknae: maknae translates roughly to “youngest person.” (it actually translates to “younger sibling” but) the youngest person in a room is the maknae of said group of people. for some reason, maknaes are seen as being shy and cute (weird tbh) but the ones that aren’t become popular for being an “evil maknae.” (basically just opposite of the stereotype).

the center: the center is pretty much the person who’s always put in the middle of the group during promotions (photos, dances, etc.). this can be due to their beauty, or their dance talent, or popularity. this is also subject to change.

some other terms i think i’ll be using:

trainee: a person who trains to be able to debut in a group

aegyo: pretty much a cute act or gesture. if someone were to ask you to do aegyo they’d pretty much be telling you to be cute/do something cute

v live: like insta live but for kpop idols. can be a bit big budget when it comes to album showcases (promotion for upcoming albums)

golden maknae: the youngest member who’s talented in more than one thing (rapping, singing, dancing, etc.). (other members talented in more than one thing are called aces)

ending fairy: at the end of a performance at shows like music bank, the camera will cut to a member and they either stare at the camera and look hot or they do something rememberable, like a wink or aegyo. sometimes bands will make fun of the ending fairy and do a gag that will end up going viral.

sasaengs: stalker fans…like hardcore. i’m talking breaking into your hotel room type stalker fans. no not only that, giving you orange juice laced with glue type stalker fans (don’t ask you don’t want to know).

ok we got all that? good, let’s start this thing!

vince

ok i think it’s pretty obvious what he is

main vocalist: self explanatory

vocals would get praised for how high he can actually go

visual: reasonably he’s the most conventionally attractive (but if it were up to me i would have made the visual mick) plus his blonde hair stands out against everyone else’s dark hair so thats an advantage for him in this situation

lead dancer: he does alot of dancing on stage tbh so i think he’d be a lead dancer

he’s not the face of the group, although most ppl think he is (which he loves ofc)

would be on v live doing absolutely nothing. would probably do a mukbang to show he’s not entirely vain

would do a skin care routine live on air only to get told off by nikki

the member that gets tired the most. rehearsals are terrible when he’s already a bit sleepy

downright refuses to do aegyo. nothings going to make him do it. is a buzzkill on variety shows

was the trainee everyone thought would never debut because of how lazy he was

usually gets to do ending fairies and uses them as an opportunity to look hot.

fans regard him as the pretty one and the running gags are about how vain he is

representative colour is pink

tommy

sub vocalist: i’ve heard him sing and he ain’t that bad ngl, doesn’t sing much though because…

main rapper: sorry guys he’s a rapper in this one. haven’t heard him rap before but he gives rapper vibes at times so let me have this one. (personal note: if i had to imagine his rap style i’d probably compare him to j-hope of bts…you don’t have to know who that is dw)

main dancer: yep, this one has evidence. when tommy was younger he took dance lessons with his sister, so i’ll use that to justify this. tommy and vince would have dance solo performances at the big award shows (mama, mma, inkigayo year end awards) and it would totally go viral.

maknae: he’s also the youngest so he’d be the maknae…he’d also be the golden maknae because of the many positions he has.

i think he’d also be the center due to this (at least during certain promotion periods)

the funny one, he has a lot of “tommy being hilarious for seven minutes” type of youtube compilations made of him (some of them go viral)

great at aegyo but doesn’t do it a lot (it takes a lot of convincing)

has been the face of the group at least once (during top era)

literally does not care about his image, will go on v live in his blinged out speedo and almost get the band banned from the app

gets in dating scandal with heather locklear

his photo cards always look terrible (he makes stupid faces when taking the photo)

almost got kicked out of his company as a trainee because he threw a fire extinguisher out the 13th floor window when frustrated. added to his constantly updating bill

will do aegyo for an ending fairy to go viral (gets compilations made of it on yt)

fans think of his as the energizer of the band. constantly all over the place and making sure the band keeps the good vibes up

i think he’d also be the one helping the band learn new dances, and he’d be a bit strict about everyone being absolutely perfect

representative colour is blue

nikki

leader of the band

sub rapper: he can hold a rhyme that’s for sure. they don’t give him too many lines

sub vocalist: also not the best singer, but can sustain a note and that’s all that matters

face of the group: because he’s the leader, he mainly speaks for the band. ppl get used to seeing him on every variety show.

the only thing he’s great at is running away from sasaengs (too harsh sorry.)

got clowned a lot as a trainee because of how quote unquote untalented he was

hates aegyo, never does it seriously

says real crazy shit during variety shows, everyone loves it (goes viral for not having a filter)

has serious moments, but everyone thinks he’s a leader that lets his members get away with anything (not true) probably because he’s so laid back at times

in this scenario i feel like he would be the underrated member (because he never gets center position and he’s always in the back in performances) he’s the member that gets those #LETBLANKSING twitter campaigns (and they always trend)

everyone ships him with tommy (either that or they make those silly “stop shipping them that’s weird” comments) nikki would play it up for fan service (but he wouldn’t tell tommy)

constant yap sessions on v live

never gets to do ending fairies

everyone thinks he’s untalented but he’s the one that writes the songs and helps produce sometimes. he does try his best to give his fans the best performance so he’s always practicing, takes vocal lessons and is in the dance room 24/7

he’s the best at representing the band, and does most of the talking in interviews

representative colour is red

mick

lol don’t kill me y’all

lead vocalist: OK so i once read a comment somewhere that said mick could actually sing and he was lying about not being able to, so on that basis i’ll let him be the lead vocalist. sounds great harmonizing with vince. his voice is much softer, which actually works with vince’s louder higher tone

lead dancer: like i said i’m going off looks, this is 100% not canon to the crüe lore (so just pretend he doesn’t have as for my sake). he looks like he could actually dance, and in my headcanon he’d be just as good as tommy, although he wouldn’t get many solos only because tommy and vince usually take over that department. he is regularly in the front during performances though.

sub rapper: gets a little rap moment sometimes…everyone finds it cute cause he’s trying. (will go viral and everyone will eat up their lil meow meows one bar)

fake maknae, everyone thinks he’s the youngest (because he’s short and he’s got a cute round face…and because he seems like the shyest) is referred to as the “cute one who can dance real well” (everyone’s shocked to find out he’s the oldest)

the member known for having a 4D personality (being weird and alienlike) their fans find it cute though (becomes popular because of it)

literally the “cute one” like fans are making nicknames for him (lil meow meow, goth kitty, alien)

very mysterious and quiet, doesn’t talk much in interviews and doesn’t get invited to variety shows alone because of it

his extreme paleness makes fans joke about him never leaving his house (someone asked him if he never leaves his house once as a joke and he answered honestly)

his voice once cracked performing on a radio show once during their debut era and nobody’s let it go ever since

he’s literally the most like suga of bts (i’m sorry for bringing them up so often but they’re my favs and a lot of them remind me of the crüe boys tbh)

was extremely shy and quiet during his trainee years, to the point where the other trainees were scared of him. when he debuts in the crüe, the rest of the members are sure he’s going to be scary and mean but he turned out to just be shy and the rest of the band feels bad for judging him

DESPISES aegyo but will do it for the fans…and he’ll actually put effort into it

his ending fairies are always so funny cause he never takes them seriously (kinda like key from shinee)

literally never goes on v live by himself, he’s always getting roped into doing lives with one of the members. if he were to do a solo live, he’d literally say the most asinine things because he thinks it’s funny (either that or he’d start making up elaborate lies about himself to see if anyone believes it) (side note: that interview of mick in that house or whatever…that’s so v live broadcast coded. like maybe nikki is there with him in their dorms and their reminiscing about their pre debut era idk)

representative colour is purple

ok that’s all i have for now, i hope that was as entertaining for you as it was for me!!

(i also hope that made any bit of sense, i tried my best to explain but i get that there’s certain things that ppl won’t get, it’s totally fine…it’s a really weird headcanon tbh lol)

[art-that-fucks-you-up-tournament]

SET THIRTEEN - ROUND ONE - MATCH FOUR

"Transi de René de Chalon (Cadaver Tomb of René of Chalon)" (c. 1545-1547 - Ligier Richier) / "Head of Christ" (c. 1495 - Leonardo da Vinci)

TRANSI DE RENÉ DE CHALON (CADAVER TOMB OF RENÉ OF CHALON): [no additional commentary] (@rhytons)

HEAD OF CHRIST: I went to watch this documentary about his art throughout his life, in a cinema, and despite all the sketches and paintings presented, that's the image that struck me when I saw it, that made me truly wonder for a moment, and understand a little more the beauty of people, the aesthetism of the male form, the care an artist can put in replicating this beauty. there is such gentleness in the traits of christ and man it makes me wanna cry. (@anaalnathrakhs)

(The "Transi de René de Chalon (Cadaver Tomb of René of Chalon)" is a sculpture done in limestone with black marble by Ligier Richier. The sculpture is approximately lifesized and is visible at the Church of Saint-Étienne at Bar-le-Duc.

"Head of Christ" is a chalk and pastel piece done by Leonardo da Vinci. It measures 40x32 cm (15.7x12.6 in) and is held by the Palazzo Brera.)

[usenetsheep]

Tag thang!! Ty @bloodtypeoh <33

Last song I listened to:

Born To Be Lonely by The Lemon Twigs

Was listening to my 2010s-2020s playlist earlier bc id been defaulting to my 80s and 90s-00s a lot recently, and im thinking abthow im gonna see them live in december AAHH !!!!!!!!!

Currently reading:

Volume 5 of From Eroica with Love! Was craving my emotional support gay robert plant shoujo manga so i picked up where i left off in my reread

Currently watching:

At this very moment its Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, partly bc of elvira-related convos in the marsblr server and bc i dont watxh movies ever and haven’t seen it. Shes perfect i love her this movey is hilarious. And as for shows im working on The Young Ones and when the mood strikes ill put on a Columbo episode

Currently obsessed with:

My beloved loud rude and aggressive bogos binted guitar princess mick mars DUH !! Also in general this has been the year of 80s rock and glam metal for me :3 🤘

Taggin: @soundofthesirens @novagoatia @anaalnathrakhs @robinsnest2111 uhhh and any1 wlse who wanna or dont wanna no pressure <33

[robinsnest2111]

27. Demon summoning w motley. ill let you decide if one of them is the demon or nah

you're in luck, bestie! this prompt inspired me to draw AND write 🔥

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Starting a band wasn't easy, especially if you were missing a decent guitarist. Sure, a bunch of people had shown up for auditions, but none of them were the right fit. After weeks of no success, Nikki turned up at the apartment with a strange book sporting a big red pentagram on the cover. He'd found it while perusing a little curio and occultism shop, off one of the main streets, a little hidden away. Something drew him to it and who was he to resist that fateful pull.

Tommy and Vince were sceptical. What use would that old tome be? Magic was not a real thing and now they were short on money for groceries and other necessities just because Nikki decided he needed to have it and that it would help them.

Nikki carefully studied the book the following days, until he landed on a page detailing the steps to summon various kinds of demons and infernal creatues for all sorts of purposes.

Eventually, he was able to convince Tommy and Vince to help him set everything up to try and summon the perfect guitarist for their band. As ridiculous as it sounded, they decided to just go for it. They gathered candles, chalk, matches, sacrificial items relating to the kind of demon the three of them wanted to summon and went to work.

As soon as Nikki had finished reading the spell, the summoning circle they had drawn out on their living room floor began to glow red. Tommy stepped closer to Nikki's right while Vince grabbed hold of Nikki's left shoulder and upper arm, almost hiding behind the bassist.

A blinding flash of light, a boom that must've rattled the entire apartment building, and suddenly, Nikki, Tommy, and Vince found themselves staring at a very real and very scary looking demon, a guitar grasped tightly in its hands. It was close in height and stature to Vince but no less intimidating. The demon fixed the three men with an intense stare, as if gazing right into their very souls. Who would've thought that summoning creatures from the depths of hell as an unorthodox band recruitment strategy actually worked?

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Put That Guy in a SituationTM Ask Game/Prompt!

[hysterionic]

TRICK OR TREAT here's my costume very accurate yes this is me irl

WOAHHHH !!!!! quel déguisement mignon ! for showing up at my inbox doorstep, i offer you your pick of these fancy chocolates :

if that doesn’t work for you, might i also offer…

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON beloved mutual !! never stop loving that old man 💓💓💓 /p

[incenseandiron]

falk fuck it friday by request for @anaalnathrakhs 💕

[midsummereve1993]

mick mars pre-motley with ginger hair and his moustache (+one without it)

for your and @anaalnathrakhs 's pleasure

Ooo love this especially his ginger hair color, I aways loved the color ginger. 🩷🩷🩷🩷 think you for this.

[axlsthighs]

I posted 172 times in 2022

That's 172 more posts than 2021!

83 posts created (48%)

89 posts reblogged (52%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@thedeviousdevilxx

@driftingallalone

@magicalmelodies1017

@gnrobsessed

@anaalnathrakhs

I tagged 168 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#guns n roses - 51 posts

#axl rose - 44 posts

#rose - 32 posts

#gif - 25 posts

#slash - 18 posts

#anon - 16 posts

#asks - 15 posts

#sixx - 14 posts

#mckagan - 12 posts

#mars - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 122 characters

#vince wasn't known for fighting and winning tho he just was the big mouth bitch who ran once the he got it back type lmfao

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

me n who

18 notes - Posted December 5, 2022

#4

thank you Mr Axl Rose for delivering only the best content, even back in 2014

See the full post

19 notes - Posted November 29, 2022

#3

Elvira is how I imagine Mick Mars if he was a girl

22 notes - Posted December 6, 2022

#2

these two photos actually drive me insane

26 notes - Posted December 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I’m either in love with the bassist of the band or the most toxic member, there is no in between with me

31 notes - Posted December 5, 2022

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[arnold-layne]

@anaalnathrakhs @crueclown22 guys sorryyyy for not having done the polycrue chart yet, im flying to my hometown today and kinda don’t have an opportunity 😭 i’ll get to it as soon as i can!!!