#ancl sylvia

[milktoasty-ghost-blog]

Some things my friends and I have said playing animal crossing

“Ya bitch caught a horny dynastid”

“Zebra sea maquids did 9/11″

“Bite my ball”

“Zebra turkey fish? More like,,, cunt”

“Your mom’s a faraway town”

“ALL HAIL THE HORSE MACKEREL KING”

“GET OUT OF MY TOWN YOU UGLY FUCK”

“GET BACK IN THE OCEAN YOU FUCKING ABORTION”

“I have to make the flowers wet so they’ll have flower sex and give me colorful flower children”

“ I fucking hate flip” “Lets egg his house and put penises around it” “good plan”

“Is that a penis?” “Yes, I call it happenis”

“Kapp’n is gay confirmed”

“Yeah we need to sell our shit first and- [gasp] M A R S H A L”

“LOCUST-SENPAI YOU BAKA! WERE YOU TRYING TO LOOK UP MY SKIRT?”

“KKK Slider”

“The parental carbon unit containing two ‘x’ chromosomes of which you were conceived has now been confirmed as a homosexual”

“What if in the next game tortimer is dead and his headstone gives you the tour instructions”

“VORE THE CHILD”

“I’m not a furry but Rosie is my girlfriend now bye”

“Wow I can’t believe Marshal is canonically bi”

“Pringles is a flower gay”

“mmmmMMMMMMMMMM”

“I have acended to my final form. I am now snas undertale”

“Tex is one thicc bih”

“I catch one more sea bass and I’m gonna shove a seashell up its sea ass

“I found a fossil” “ya mom’s a fossil”

“What if we thought this game was innocent but the whole time our inventory was in our ass” “that theory makes more sense than it should”

“Here’s a lemon because your jokes are fucking sour”

“Get the fuck out of my shopping district you six-piece chicken mcnobody”

“I fucking hate Flip, but at least he’s not Broffina”

“why is K.K. always naked? Is club lol secretly a strip club”

“Shrunk’s jacket looks like a fucking block of cheese with a blue bowtie”

“My hobbies are putting penises around people while they’re afk and making flowers have sex”

“I’m so gay for flowers I have them growing out of my ass”

“Goldie I love you but could you maybe move your fucking house please”

“Can sea bass just cease to exist”

“Move your fat ass Sylvia. Preferably out of my fucking town.”

“I’ve finally done it. I have all cute villagers in my town” “through the use of eugenics, you’ve created a master race of villagers to inhabit the land of which you, their leader, reside.” “Holy shit I’m animal crossing hitler”

“whAT THE FUCK MARINA I TRUSTED YOU” “wait what happened” “She planted fucking VIOLETS. In my ROSES. and had the AUDACITY to do it right in front of my f a c e”

“Shrunk may give me a bunch of different emotions from his jokes in the game, but in real life all they give me is depression”

That’s the end for now, but I’ll most likely be adding onto this list later. UwU

[libidomechanica]

Untitled Poem # 4852

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