#and I haven't even seen El Camino

[cyber-feline]

Almost finished rewatching Breaking Bad. Saul Goodman may be my blorbo of all time, but Jesse is pretty damn close. He's just doing the best he can :'(

[luminiera-merge]

uhhhh for that ask post, tell us about Breaking Bad

I didn't even know you had watched it until I found it on your interests page aldskfjs

i answer as someone who has yet to see el camino BUT

Favorite character: it's either saul or skinny pete. saul because he's smarter than the rest of the cast combined, and skinny pete because he's a lesser appreciated side character. let's say skinny pete

Second favorite character: whoever isn't the first one. at a push, saul

Least favorite character: SEE there are few characters i dislike as written as opposed to disliking because i'm meant to hate them but. i'm sorry it's flynn. i don't dislike him really but he as a character does very little like where do you think the breakfast memes are from!! he does so little

The character I’m most like: oh you can NOT do this to me everyone in this show is a terrible person. let's say lydia because she's also a nervous wreck

Favorite pairing: i haven't thought much about pairings in this show orz;; actually i know. hank and geodes

Least favorite pairing: i have not seen enough of ANY pairing in this franchise to form enough of an opinion to dislike any of them

Favorite moment: when marie tells walter to kill himself. she's so real for this

Rating out of 10: 8.5 out of 10, i think,

[enbouton]

I’VE A CALL // a Breaking Bad fanfic

The memory that wells up here among the trees is an old one: she is four or five and she is looking out toward a place she knows is called the Alligator River, the black swamp on the other side of Pamlico Sound, a place so solid and mysterious that imagining it makes her skin prickle and her heart race. The plaintive calls of unseen birds. Her mother, wading in the black water.

READ CHAPTERS 3-5/5 ON AO3

[nightswithkookmin]

OK I'M AWAKE

And I have A LOT TO SAY.

A. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YESTERDAY?!

B. Anyone want to help me build a time machine?

No seriously, someone tell it to me why the most hard working artist in the galaxy the world have ever seen hands down didn't bag that stupid irrelevant pretentious piece of crap they call Grammy.

What's the criteria?

White?

American

European?

Oh Talent?!

Funny you should mention Talent you racist piece of shit.

It doesn't get more talented than this👄💄

Or THIS 💅🏾

Or this quite frankly 😌

I mean look at him. Beautifully talented I'd say😌🥂

If it's Talent they want, then I think BTS should have won several Grammys by now-

And yes, I saw all those categories and artists you gave trophies to...

Best dance, best contemporary blah blah-

Here you go.

Now were is the Grammy for Black Swan?🔪

In fact, WHERE IS THE TROHPY FOR THE ENTIRE MAP OF THE SOUL SEVEN ALBUM!🤺

What does BTS have to do???????? 😫

They be jumping through hoops for years, years now. And year after year, it's been fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you!!!!!

FUCK YOU.

I know y'all know damn well they can't work harder than they already do. They just can't kill themselves for this shit uno.

"They not asking for a free ride."

"At least they showed up."

"You showed them nothing' you fraudulent eurocentric bastards. Eat shit.

Rain On Me is a bop... in 1950? Come now😞

This gotta be a joke.

THE STONE AGE CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SCHTICK BACK, you loser!

Seriously, how ancient is the academy!!!

Personally, I like the song. It's been done one too many times through generations. Nothing experimental. Nothing new. It's empowering and liberating and as a strong queer woman, I get it. The Academy have long been accused of sexism, with their nominations and voting process accused of being dominated by cis White misogynist and sexist men and so moves like this would be redemption ploy to salvage their stinking reputation. Bless their hearts, they thought they did something🤣

This ain't it. They just masking one nasty infestation with another- racism.

They wanna be dumb? I'll give them dumb-

ROM is not a popular song when untill it won the scamy last night no one knew about it💀

And those of us who knew of it had totally forgotten all about it in a span of months😵

How you gone win a pop duo song when your song is not even a pop song?

Gotta match their energy uno😌

"They have a good rhythm, a catchy melody, and are easy to remember and sing along to. They usually have a chorus that's repeated several times and two or more verses. Most pop songs are between two and five minutes long, and the lyrics are usually about the joys and problems of love and relationships."

Rain on me is about love and pains of life and relationships yadda yadda- but it doesn't have a catchy melody that is easy to remember and sing along.

If Yummy had won, honestly it would have made sense- and it wasn't even nominated in that category. Lmho.

Intentions.... that's pop music???😲

I think they need to expand the pop genre to make room for nuances within the category.

Intentions is not Pop music.

Rain on me is not Pop music.

I think Yummy is as deep as the scamy electors and voters muscial knowledge but at least it's catchy and memorable🤧

Girl you got that yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. You got that yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

Girl you got that yummy, yummy- ok you get the point I'm trying to make. Lol.

Know what else is catchy and memorable?

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Light it up like dynamite

I see it, I want it, I stunt, yellow-bone it

I dream it, I work hard, I grind 'til I own it

I twirl on them haters, albino alligators

El Camino with the seat low, sippin' Cuervo with no chaser

Just because a song has elements of pop music don't make it pop music.

Maroon 5, girl like you ft Cardi- that's Pop music. ROM sounds like an old school pop sound.

Is that why they nominated it? They were feeling nolstagic? They missed the 50s and 70s? Or early 2010s?

Most genres of music such as R&B are all sub genres of pop music. In my humble opinion, you dumb ass Academy, don't make the pop.

Blinding Lights, Intentions and Rain on me belong to the same category and they all don't belong to the Pop category regardless of whether Gaga is a pop singer or not.

Anywho, like the CEO of the Academy said, music is subjective and frankly what do we know. We come from modern times where Hogwarts is a myth.

In conclusion, the Grammy is trash, the Academy is trash, the voters are trash, the process is trash, BTS deserved better.

They are constantly being exploited in the industry by a bunch of nobodies of yore I don't care about, who are racist on top of their brain deadry.

Y'ALL SUCK ASS!

I haven't watched their post scamy VLive because I can't bring myself to watch it.

No one should bring it up or talk about or ask me anything about that Vlive else you will get blocked and muted.

All I want to see in my Ask are memes disparaging the scamy and cussing them back to whence they came from.

Signed,

GOLDY

[formerlyjannafaye]

1- Thing you would want to do but don't know if you have the guts? 2- Favorite animal? 3- Greatest ambition? 4- Favorite song ATM? 5- Something you haven't thought about in a while? 6- You just lost the game 7- Someone on here you would like to know better? 8- Last concert you went to/concert you want to go to? 9- Favorite musical? 10- Movie your looking forward to? (P.S. your wonderful!❤️🎀❤️) Tag 5 people!

Ooh, thanks for this anon! Sorry I’m only getting to this now!

1. I want to walk the Camino de Santiago one day. I’m the least fit person alive and I like indoors and showering but it’s a dream of mine. I know someone who has done it 4 times already.

2. Oh man! FOXES!

3. I would love to write a song, or a book of poetry. I’d like to be a lead in a musical - even if it’s only community theatre. Maybe someday.

4. I’m obsessed with ME! by Taylor Swift currently! Catchy as heck, and my son is requesting it non stop so there’s that.

5. These questions are making me a) make decisions about fave things and b) think about my dreams and ambitions, which I literally feel like I have none of because I’m so afraid of failure. It’s fudging annoying. Fear of failure and perfectionism are a freaking CAGE. A prison. I hate feeling like I have to be perfect. Sigh.

6. Well crap, I didn’t even know I was playing!

7. I love my mutuals so much and I feel like I know so many of them just by what they post. I am just very bad at initiating and mainting communication with them (which bothers my aforementioned perfectionist self so badly that I just…don’t message them? Sigh). But imma take this moment to say that I miss @el-and-hop so much! Quit adulting and come back to Tumblr, man. 😘

8. Last concert I went to was last night actually, and it was a former local who is now an opera singer in Europe. He sang songs from Les Mis and I cried, y’all.

9. OOH THIS IS HARD. I love musicals so much. I’m going to cop out and say my fave is my most watched one which is Moulin Rouge. My fave musical I’ve ever been in was The Sound is Music, and my fave one I’ve ever seen professionals do was The Lion King and Chicago. AMAZING.

10. I’m hoping to see Avengers: Endgame next weekend. I’ve been so terrified of spoilers that it’s giving me anxiety!! I am looking forward to it and absolutely dreading it. Even if it isn’t sad (which it will be. I mean…) it’s the end of an era and that will guarantee that I will be in a depressive funk for days after. 😭