#and I'm cackling

[original-bookshelf]

Way to put a sexually repressed man on blast this morning.

[habitual-creatures]

(He looks at the sticky note and smiles more)

It smells good too

-Mystery guest

Yeah, it does!

[sga-owns-my-soul]

fellas is it gay to have a cat

[windyfiend]

wait.....

[sadavang]

Wanna start a bowling league and get matching shirts?

"Sounds like a good fucking time."

[misteria247]

SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-

THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[keii]

Xavier's sleeper build

[graye]

Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.

[finefeatheredfabler]

Rook is one of the most subtly funny characters I've had the pleasure of playing.

Hang on, wait a minute, what is that he's doing behind his shield?

Look at this:

This motherfucker flicks off the enemy every time he deflects a ranged attack with his shield

Computer, enhance:

He doesn't do this when wielding his shield normally, only on "return to sender" shield deflections. Absolutely hilarious.

[benevolenterrancy]

absolutely hilarious to me that they thought they could tattle to Lan Wangji about how much Wei Wuxian kicked everyone ass and that this would have any effect other than making him unreasonably horny

[allimili]

We saw how big shadow milk hand are compared to use but what about mystic flower and burning spice?

Let me demonstrate.

[shotmrmiller]

the trope of you accidentally catching a peek of someone having sex with another and instead of fucking off you stick around and hope they don't find out except they already know but:

you're roommates with active military soap and it works because he's hardly there, he's real easy to be friends with and when his hands wander it's not totally repulsive because he's hot.

and then he brings his boyfriend over and you'd only meant to get some ice cream from the freezer but they left the door cracked open. you, as the good friend he doesn't fucking deserve, close the door while keeping your eyes glued to the ceiling and go about your day.

(you're so teasing him about the fact that he sounds like a bleating sheep while getting rawdogged lmaoooo)

but the one that catches you in the kitchen minding your own business isn't soap. it's his boyfriend. and his boyfriend is as forward as a freight train on a downhill slope.

"saw ya lookin' at us."

? you did no such thing.

"if ya were lookin' for a fuck, coulda just said so."

you were doing no such thing but it doesn't matter because you're but a simple hot blooded individual and having two doting meat heads fighting over who gets to taste you first is something out of a romance book.

[medu-nefer]

VOW OF CHASTITY, MY ASS

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[essektheylyss]

Essek isn't even operating under his own name and is still DEEPLY mad that his annoying little brother is embarrassing him in front of world leaders, I'm OBSESSED

[canisalbus]

I mean this in the most loving way, your sketches of Bald Machete immediately reminded me of Clippy from Microsoft Word 😭

this, too, is a miserable catholic hound