#and a half

[puripurin]

[Zephyr Intro]

— You moaned out in a hoarse voice from overstimulation from the pleasure you were receiving. At this point, you came several times whilst you could only count on one had the number of times Zephyr, his name was condesed into a english sounding name because you couldn't prounced it, came.

"Ah... we've reached hour six, so we must take a break in order for your body to not be destroyed. I shall give you a 7 hour break. You need sleep in order not to pass out because I want you to feel every single inch of the pleasure my cock gives so that even if you run away—" You lazily covered your ears so you can try to block out his rant even though you were exhausted. You glanced at your body was in shock by how many bite marks there were.

"Ah- you want to see the marks better! How lewd!" Zephyr teasingly grinned as he ran his hand in between your thighs. He chuckled as he looked at your exhausted yet flushed face. He then fixed you in a position where you could see yourself in the mirror that was hooked on the wall.

Not a single area besides your face was free from his lovebites— most of which were bleeding because of his sharp teeth— but the areas that had the most amount of bites were your chest, neck and your inner thighs. You could see how messed up your hair was, which was going to be a pain to comb out. Behind you, you could see how lovingly Zephyr stared at your face before kissing you on the forehead.

"My reigham, are you that infatuated with my looks and how I've abused your body? Come on, human bodies are weak. Go to sleep before I really start to think that you don't want your 7 hours of sleep." Your eyes widened in shock before pulling the stained sheets over your body.

"I'm asleep now!!" You shouted before you got lulled to sleep by the comforting pillows and sheets.

Zephyr watched your sleeping body before slipping under the sheets and slipping his cock back inside of you before wrapping his arms around your body.

"You will never leave... This scent of yours must never leave my vicinity, or I might turn into a tyrant... The things I would do to and for you..." He kissed your neck before snuggling deeper into the bed and into a slumber.

Hahaha. Yes i did rush this down in one day because r thirsty, so i only partially made this smut but its mostly fluff. Plus i saw some of yall wanted interactions with the kids, so ill make that later, then the yan omega and bunny boy special, then the monster father then some more artist yan because GAH DAYUM, 2k notes for that??? Plus ppl req. Yall got me workin over timee.

[ranticore]

Can u do some nsfw factoids of the Inver 3 on the other blog? I'm too shy to ask off anon and I love those three men (ps does Islin have top or bottom surgery?)

haha yeah i can

first off to answer your ps: no (doesn't need it) and no (doesn't need it). interpret those as u will but it's probably not what you expect. my man is a witch after all.

anyway factoids

bowman:

^ this is not the pic i wanted to find but i couldn't find the six (and a half! SIX AND A HALF INCHES!) meme which i guess i never saved but anyway that's for Bowman. he is a strict top, tends to be selfish unless specifically asked not to be. he's one of those guys who's like shockingly vanilla when you actually get to know him better, body count in the hundreds probably but he's also like My Biggest Fantasy Is.... Having Sex ;) and if you suggest like blindfolds or something he's immediately wowed and excited at how hardcore and freaky it is. he doesn't cuddle. he might have a slight thing for intox stemming from how he thinks alcohol turns him gay and has led to some very formative hookups in the past.

islin:

he is a side (not into penetration) and unsurprisingly repressed. because of well. everything. he has a lot of no-contact or weirdly obscure desires which kind of dip into dubious consent (as in - enacting an elaborate kink scenario on someone without their prior knowledge. oh god what a pity you got tangled up in all those ropes i left lying around!!) because he is 1. strictly dominant, an absolute control freak and 2. unable to express what he actually wants to other people so the thought of asking first is a turn-off because it requires dispensing of shame and he can't do that (yet...). it's a great combination. this man should not be having sex unless it's with bowman (who has the power to make people normal by proximity) or a freak who completely enjoys the idea of being fumbled by an inexperienced self-conscious dom and idk where we'd find anyone like that.

félix:

^ once again couldn't find the pic i wanted so this will do. félix is verse, he likes three things more than anything in the world 1. women with huge knockers, 2. pits, and 3. being fumbled by an inexperienced self-conscious dom. now i know what you're thinking this guy is 100% a brat right? wrong. he's the exact opposite. obviously he loves his elaborate roleplay scenarios and his acting is so good that it can be a turnoff sometimes (he can look a bit TOO shocked and frightened). it also means he can be convincingly naive and ignorant about whatever freak shit islin is trying to do to him in the background. oh noo i tripped and fell in these ropes i sure hope nobody takes advantage of me in this compromising position ha ha. i SAID,

anyway they're made for each other but probably not for anyone else.

bonus Jean-Baptiste:

once it became a "known" secret that he was gay he used to get approached & propositioned at social gatherings by every old sad closet case in existence. he gives absolutely atrocious head and gets bored and distracted way too quickly.

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

badboyhalo october 1st stream recap

okay okay quick recap for anyone who couldn't watch the stream/can't watch bad's vod (tw discussion of derealization, paranoia (being watched especially), hallucinations, bad having a BAD time, etc. if any of this stuff super bothers you then you may want to avoid badboyhalo's livestreams for the foreseeable future, he's a long-term storyteller)

Bad started off his stream with a black screen and white text.

"Welcome. Dear cucurucho, why are you in my [the text went offscreen] I just want to talk please come say hello I know your there cucurucho come come come out wherever you are cucuruchoooooooo CUCURUCHSOFIOOGI" [note: keysmash not exact]

When Bad turned his screen on, he was in dapper's room, rocking back and forth. he was calling for cucurucho and talking about it living in his house. He kept jumping at nothing. He spoke to the pictures of the kids as if they were real, and asked "richarlyson" if forever was the one in his house.

he didn't want to leave dapper's room because it was his 'safe room,' but he eventually did. His base is now covered in GIANT signs that have red text and cucurucho's model that say "NO FEDERATION ALLOWED" and "YOUR BEING WATCHED" and one more i can't remember. he put up cameras everywhere and said "Look! I have cameras! Now I know when someone comes in... and when someone leaves." which isn't super important but it was an awesome line

he ended up going to spawn to look for cucurucho, and it was full of scaffolding. bad didn't take this well. It's unclear if the scaffolding was part of his hallucinations or not, but he fixated on it 'being' cucurucho. He suspected forever, cellbit, and foolish were also cucurucho. He questioned what was and wasn't real- including himself.

Bad started SEEING cucurucho in the distance, watching him, before it would disappear again. When it came back, sometimes it was renamed. "ENJOY THE ISLAND" and ":)" were some of the renamings, and I cannot remember them all. Bad started out by chasing cucurucho, shouting at it and asking if it were various items/mobs. He saw two of them at once at once point and was lead up into slime's hold house, through flippa's room (where there was a single block of scaffolding), and then out off of jaiden's balcony.

As the chase went on Bad started to become more frightened. Cucurucho was flying. he started to lose sense of where he was (shown by the admins teleporting him around) and hallucinated a nether portal he threatened to go through.

At some point Bad questioned if Dapper was cucurucho, too.

Eventually Bad retreated to the wall to cower in a 1x1 hole that went beneath the wall. cucurucho broke several blocks in front of him and appeared, revving its chainsaw. when it disappeared again there was a hole broken into the floor that lead to a cave and LONG tunnels beneath the wall. the visual was terrifying i promise.

cucurucho chased bad through the tunnels. he was screaming “please please stop I’ll be good I promise please go away.” At one point cucurucho appeared behind bad with the name "Bad?Boy?Halo?" and bad freaked out about potentially being cucurucho.

cucurcucho chased bad through a cave system until two cucuruchos cornered him to blow bubbles. their names were "do you?" and "YES". bad ran from them and found some scaffolding loose on the ground, (which had been built up to lead him out of the cave), said "this is it, this is you" and threw into lava.

Bad warped back home, insisting, "You can't come here, you can't come here." He was calmer in his house, but then was hit by the blindness effect and started yelling about the signs and "NO FEDERATION ALLOWED." he sang a little song about it

short story short: cucurucho appeared in his house. he saw it behind a glass wall. he was furious and terrified and growling "you can't be in here." he ran into dapper's room, where it appeared AGAIN with the name "WITHOUT M***" (last few letters were in the wall lmao). bad started sprinting around his house trying to find a safe place. cucurucho chased him with a chainsaw down the aquarium hallway.

Two cucuruchos kept popping up and disappearing, both with different names each time. Bad asked them "who let you in my house?" and went through a series of names such as: foolish, forever, tina, cellbit, baghera, antoine, fit- and finally settled on Ron.

Bad went to go see Ron. The hallway was dark, and Ron's room was unlit. When Bad opened the door, Cucurucho, with the nametag "RON" above its head, looked back at him. Bad said, "I knew it. It was Ron. He let you in." A second Cucurucho appeared with the nametag "ALWAYSHERE."

Bad was given blindness again, and he started to laugh as a chainsaw whirred. We heard bubbles blowing. Then the screen faded entirely to black, and Bad said, "Come here, Ron. Come out, come out, wherever you are..."

We heard rapid damage sounds, and then the sound of eating.

(the END of his stream had black and white text "SEE You NeXt tIme :)" as an example. The other messages were classic streamer "thanks for watching" and "make sure to follow" messages with similar fucked up cases, but this was supposed to be a fast recap lmao)

TLDR: Bad's paranoia has increased to the point of hallucinations. He's now frightened of Cucurucho, and suspects that everyone on the island is/could be helping Cucurucho get into his base. He associates cucurucho with scaffolding now. He is NOT sound of mind. He ate Ron Lemons.

If I missed anything important, feel free to add on!

[mr-moonfucker]

ALEGEDLY i have a birthmark above my thigh that lucky bitches have?? am i a jojo now idfk bombayah

[checkadii]

Someone review this I’m taking any and all criticism

[freddie-77-ao3]

Connor: Where's the yogurt? I thought you went to the store? Malcolm: *mumbles* Connor: What? Malcolm: I couldn't reach it! It was on the top shelf!

[lemodoe]

IM SOBBING

BABAHAHAHDGAH

[okcoolthanks]

The minute this get here in (checks notes) October I will literally become vyncent sol

[kireilien]

lien shooter right here 😡😡😡😡😡 i’m sorry ur receiving hate, my lov :( but pay those anonymous LOSERS no mind!!!!! ur identity is incredibly valid n they r literally speaking abt u with No Knowledge of You like ???? it’s weirdo loser behavior !!!! and like you said, its all fiction!!! and the block button exists for a rzn, like if ur not a fan of someones content just block n scroll!!?!?! gah im mad. i hate this for u, u deserve better !!! rmbr ‘m always here for u if u need anything, i heart u !!!!!! mwah !

gabi (੭ ;´ - `;)੭

i love you so muchie truly weirdo behavior people who decide to come on here and hate when they can just block me. thank u baby rmbr that it’s the same for me too ♡︎ come 2 me for everything and anything huhu

[mushiemellows]

Formal post when I’m free tonight, but time loop is updated after like 6 months

[why-am-i-this-queer]

i’ll go to bed early today i said! i said…

[principiumindividuationis777]

[sporkberries]

Fire alarm keeps going off and i cant tell if its mine or my neighbors

[zcbz]

I love my friends even if they did wake up and chose shower thoughts at 11 and a half pm