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#sorry evan you're just too hard to draw#and also too conventionally attractive#i like my men shadow-blobs and middle-aged#beholder#beholder game#beholder 1#beholder 3#carl stein#frank schwarz
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Y'know, I see a lot of people argue that like, Jay is ugly. Why does Jon like him? And I've made it clear I disagree, because, like, cmon:
That is OBJECTIVELY a handsome man, and I'm a lesbian, lmao.
But like. If he was. ... So?
I actually think it's pretty cool that DC was like, yeah, Superman fell in love with a guy who cuts his own hair with dull scissors and dresses like oscar the grouch. He's a little weird to look at, maybe he's not the most conventionally attractive dude, but SUPERMAN found him wonderful and wanted to kiss him on the mouth.
That's... great? Like that's great. There's no universe where that reading of the text isn't awesome and empowering. Queer love should transcend looks and social status, and a huge part of queerness is finding beauty in the 'odd', anyways.
#I wont leave it unsaid I do think saying jay is ugly often gets kinda racist. So knock that off. But also#I think part of my general confusion here is like. As a weird looking dyke. Yes Jay is not conventionally attractive. ... Good?#Conventionally attractive people are terrifying and boring.#I am exclusively attracted to the strangest women possible and I believe gay men should get to have that joy too AMEN!#I like this little freak WAY more he's got an actually interesting design lmao#dc#This wasn't prompted by anything!#I just was thinking about how much this talking point bothers me. Please get interesting for once in yalls lives#jay nakamura#jayjon#jonjay#jon kent
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Ppl who relentlessly draw/write/HC/in any way portray canonically fat characters as skinny despite being extremely attracted to them give me this vibe

Like omg just admit you like a fat character and you’re attracted to that fat character. It is not a moral failing to find a person who’s not skinny attractive.
I promise you that fatphobia is a much bigger and uglier issue to tackle within yourself than seeing someone who’s fat as desirable.
#I have to say it#cuz yall keep being weird#tw: fatphobia#to all ppl who draw fat characters as fat#I love you#to all ppl who draw thin characters as fat#I love you too#leatherface#thomas hewitt#bubba sawyer#rose quartz#lady dimitrescu#yes she counts#mako rutledge#roadhog#tag your faves and go for it#I only listed a few but there’s so many#also if you even think of arguing with me#or saying anything along the lines of ‘thinphobia is real!’#I will block you#a pox on your house#’will no one think of the poor conventionally attractive people 🥺’#fuck outta here
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The Mirror Visitor
I actually finished a book series in 2024 (and in like two months)
The world and magic (?) system is so fun and unique! And apparently I can't consume media without drawing something from it so: Ophelia at the beginning of the first book and then with her tunic/robe in Babel.
Bonus:

#the mirror visitor#la passe miroir#die spiegelreisende#christelle dabos#I maybe drew her too conventionally attractive#also just realized that Babel has a literal fashion police
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whatever this current wave of what i like to call pop-feminism is, i think we need to get out of here fast
#every time a conventionally attractive woman calls another women a pick me just bc she feels her 'womanhood' threatened#by someone who elects not to follow gender conventions an angel loses its wings#im sick of girl maths. sick of girl dinner. sick of women calling themselves girls when theyre grown ass adults#sick of hyperconsumerist self care as if thats not playing straight into gender stereotypes too#sick of hashtag girlbosses slay queening themselves into shoving sponsored products down my throat#begging egotistical millionaires to take them into space#compromising their ethics for a cash grab#and this isnt real feminism. there's real feminists fighting the good fight but thats not what the tiktok kids are seeing#theyre seeing the influencer fauxmenists who never examined their internal biases any further than watching legally blonde#also i know (i hope) im preaching to the choir here but also you just gotta let it out sometimes#my blog is my skull tantrum hole
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personally i think solas is bald because of one or more of these reasons:
woke up after uthenera, couldn't immediately access the fade without effort, had a nervous breakdown and shaved his head. who among us hasn't had an Emotional Haircut.
he does have a bit of the facial structure of a silmarillion elf, and might blow his cover as a Nondescript Elven Apostate™ if he also had the long flowing hair of a silmarillion elf.
easier to maintain and keep clean while doing his hobo lifestyle of wandering around alone in thedas.
he's worried about any surviving murals/statues of him with hair still existing, because that would be awkward if someone sees one and goes "wow, this 5000 year old artifact looks exactly like you! how funny :)"
mourning/penance ritual in elven culture. possibly even bc he feels bad about felassan but cannot otherwise acknowledge the implications. since that would imply that a) it was unnecessary to do that and b) if felassan was right, that means they ran a whole insurgency together, he survived the fall of arlathan and however long in a hostile thedas afterwards, and then fell to his oldest friend's hand for no reason. this would also make sense with zathrian's baldness.
some kind of "i'm locking in, i'm shaving all my hair to show i'm really serious about this quest and nothing will stop me" ritual in elven culture. this would also make sense with shartan, since his ashes ghost is bald too.
#dragon age#solas#you can kind of see that in his concept art iterations#the versions with hair are very...#they look cool but also he looks like he's burdened by the memories of the two trees of valinor or some shit#like he does not look plausibly like a normal hermit at all#the long angular face is already slightly odd and adding the hair just makes him too tolkienesque in a way the other elves aren't#of course then they yassified him entirely for veilguard. awful.#it's so sad bc i read the dai artbook and they put SO much thought into the facial structure and design of every companion#and then veilguard is like ''every companion has to be 100% conventionally attractive and airbrushed or we're firing 12 more people''#it's like they actually took the unhinged chud feedback on cassandra having a Masculine Skull#and then decided to hit every major character with the same beauty standards beam too 💀
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Clicking on any video with lee know in it and seeing 400 million "Wow his visual is no joke. He is most visual member. Do you guys even know he is conventionally attractive? Because he is visually conventional attractive. It's time for his kdrama. He is kdrama visual. He should be acting in kdrama bc he is conventionally attractive." Girl be quiet
#i know im mean but it damages me man#like yes anyone with eyes knows hes pretty shut up maybe fuckin comment on his fucking singing or anything#also again im so sorry none of those guys are good enough actors for me to ever wish them a whole drama 😭#what about the actors who can act getting the parts idk#its the exact same thing that pissed me off esp with the early eps of song by when seungmin still talked#bc he would be saying his little thoughtful piece about why the radiohead song connected to him#and then all the comments would be Omg how many international fans here?#skz is such aces they are pretty and sing too wow#and id be like......... cmon man#i think these dudes are pretty too i comment on it but sometimes idk could we go a lil deeper#or not.#visualracha after all. you guys caused this actually why would jyp focus on anything else lmao#did u know the conventionally attractive person is conventionally attractive? well 💅#did u know he went to vocal lessons for 3 yr can you maybe pay attention to that for 1 minute
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"Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! Handsome!"
#Handsome Solas#“Well better go greet the commoners."#Lavellan holding the door ready to slam it into his face like Spongebob#the entire muffled argument with Varric was just them arguing back and forth about what work he had done#tldr: he looks great but he's too handsome#he lost a whole lot of character in his face with this game imo#part of his charm was that he was just this guy who was super passionate about the fade and history and spirits#that was what made him compelling/attractive even before the big reveal at the end - until trespasser he was just Solas to our character#he wasn't super handsome - don't get me wrong he's attractive but datv took some liberties to make him *more* attractive#and i feel like they made him wayyy too conventionally handsome in this game and he lost out because of it#*he* was attractive by himself - he didn't need the face lift#he had a really unique face and simple outfits to sell this 'apostate hobo' persona / before switching to the cool trespasser armour#but it was still *his* face and its his face in a game in which your own character kind of loses their own as head of the inquisition#and that mirrors Solas and to me making him so hot does his character a disservice? I like his DAI design way more#matt rhodes concept art is also great - really does him good <3#(visual design in DAI was the best in the series to me - gorgeous direction <3)#anyway drawing this made me laugh lmao#solas dragon age#solas#my art <3#dragon age#da fanart#dragon age fan art
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would you guys call me crazy if i said archetype wise that marinette's status as a Plucky Girl-Next-Door takes priority over her status as an Aspirational Everywoman. cause i have thoughts about this
#i think the reason a lot of marinette depictions (especially aged-up ones) tend to fall flat for me is that they polish away her quirkiness#which partially makes sense as she would naturally become more confident and composed as she ages#but also in my mind as she comes into herself more she would only get *more* eccentric and quirky and silly#this falls into the same nitpick i have with giving marinette too many white and conventionally attractive features#like i can't and won't *stop* you but i don't understand why you wouldn't want to make your blorbitos look more distinct#(same goes with adrien. at least explain why of all face claims you seemingly chose ALEX PETTYFER.WHAT)#but depictions of adrien are its own thing I apologize for derailing#they just both get the brunt of this sort of phenomenon but marinette especially#is it because we're so used to seeing our fiction taken over by absurdly hot people? is it part of the enjoyment? art style limitations?#overwhelmingly white/european reference photos?#do some people not find marinette's awkward adhd charm as part of her appeal?#is it just a misunderstanding of the archetypes and tropes mlb plays off of?#or is the appeal seeing this clumsy 14 year old mature into a Strong Independent Badass Strong Awesome Woman#anyway I'd like more mlb semirealism artists to depict a marinette who looks so disheveled she's painful to look at#if it's not too much to ask.
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february has blessed me with The Sickness (i'm down with it) so apologies for not posting much these past couple days
anyway i'm still waiting for someone to write that alenoaheather fake dating au where both heather and alejandro pretend to date noah- the least intolerable person on the plane besides each other- to make the other jealous and noah Lets It Happen because it's funny and he has nothing better to do (he's read all of his books and now he's bored)
#exposing myself as an alenoaheather shipper i think they could all make each other worse /pos#solarium if you see this that post was A Banger#bonus points if neither alejandro nor heather notice that noah's “cheating” on them despite noah not even attempting to hide it#owen: gee noah! how come chris lets you have TWO partners? noah: The Ratings™ (/ref)#heather and alejandro are so caught up in each others' reactions they don't even notice noah raiding their luggage for valuables#(in his mk era) (he's using Boyfriend Privilege for everything it's worth as compensation for dealing with his Two Idiots)#eventually alejandro and heather start genuinely competing for noah's affections because they Can't Be Outdone by the other--#and also because they might've caught feelings for him too but SHHH 🤫#noah's autistic rizz bags him two of the most attractive partners on the show despite him looking like a wet paper bag /j#power throuple goals; two overcompetitive conventionally attractive antagonists and their wisecracking cringefail twink#total drama#td alejandro#td heather#td noah#alenoaheather#thoughtless posting#silly ideas#ophe's ranting in the tags again
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What I love about this fandom is how we are all in love with Ferdinand despite him being the most unlikeable person ever. Like he is an anti-social, rude, cold-hearted, know it all snob and we love him all the more for it.
When he enters the story this is what we immediately learn about him, but he was kind to Myne. So we know there is more to him, but we have to wait till to get it. Until that moment in the Trombe subjugation we weren’t sure how to fell about Ferdinand nor how’d he react because he is always the first person to remind Myne of her place. She’s a commoner and despite guiding her he also doesn’t let her forget that. So when he backs Myne we finally know we can trust him like really trust him. And that he is someone to lean on.
And even before we learn his sad backstory(which again takes VOLUMES hell PARTS). We already love and trust him. His backstory doesn’t endear us to him, because we have long since had love for him. He doesn’t need a sad woobie backstory for us to feel for him and feel positively about him because like Myne he has long since proven himself to us. And while many people in story would liken spending time with him to torture, we know that despite all of that he is a good person, and loyal to a fault.
And honestly, he doesn’t really grow in that aspect, I mean he learns a little but the things I listed earlier are still very much his character flaws. He doesn’t grow past them, learn to be kinder, socialize more, or anything like that.
They’re still apart of his personality, they’re flaws but they are his.
And in keeping these flaws we retain the part of him the is undeniably Ferdinand.
We love Ferdinand despite the fact that if we met him in person many of us wouldn’t like him, and I think that’s one of the most fantastic things about AoaB
#ascendance of a bookworm#honzuki no gekokujou#ferdinand aob#but daddy I love him#he’s so funny#and so terrible#like undeniably the most annoying man#like Magdalena I get it#but also HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM#HES LITERALLY PERFECT??????#*Ferdinand comes out of his hidden room reeking of potions having not slept in a week nor has he eaten real food in 2*#This is your man?#yes that is my man 🥰#sadly he's too conventionally attractive to be a tumblr sexy man
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waiting for someone to say that luigi mangione is the irl five hargreeves but alas. i have to do everything myself


#maybe this is a stretch but hear me out ok#five would murder a ceo in a heartbeat. he probably did. firm believer that five is for the people (obviously he is)#(he pledged his entire life to saving humanity even though he hates most people)#both NEPO BABIES#also they’re both extremely smart? we knew five was smart but luigi was an ivy league student and also valedictorian. need i say more#they’ve got CRAZY eyebrow game#brow game strong fr#both very much admired by the people for being conventionally attractive#and they’re both just generally the peoples princess#maybe i’m reading too much into this#but i can only do so much when my brain is rotted with american politics and ALSO tua#laur says stuff#luigi mangione#brian thompson#united healthcare#united healthcare ceo#ceo assassin#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua s4#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#number five#tua five
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my face when someone takes conventionally unattractive characters and makes them conventionally attractive as a way to make them more palatable and then gets defensive over it because they think not being conventionally attractive is an insult
#its not that deep i just find it annoying and think it should be denormalized#you guys dont even realize how much you're contributing to shitty beauty standards 🥀#not being conventionally attractive is not an insult#'everyone finds them so cute they just doesnt know it 🥺' no theyre just not conventionally attractive and you need to unpack why that makes-#-you uncomfortable 😭#akechi touma#yumehara chiyo#um kind of aiura too? because i see a lot of people try to pretend the scene where all the guys thought she was ugly but liked her boobsa#-doesnt exist. but that says less about her actual attractiveness and more about her being gyaru#whatever#aiura mikoto#who else?? i was thinking of someone but i dont remember#i also want to say kuboyasu but i feel like that one is more my headcanon/interpretation lol#i thought it was kind of hinted at with how everyone was disappointed when he walked in but warmed up to him because hes charming#but its not canon as far as i know#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post#fandom
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mouthwashing is a special experience because not only do you get to watch characters not take responsibility and not expect men in power to do anything to help women in the game, but you also get to watch the same reaction play out in real time in the fandom
#mouthwashing#yes i also hate curly#hes better than jimmy sure but it dont mean hes a good person lol and i dont feel bad for him that he got cooked#or that jimmy treats him like shit#like oh nooo its the consequences of ur actions#its an extreme yea but its a video game so sometimes art is extreme to visualize a point#can not believe people r like ‘what could curly have done’#um. believed her. put a lock on her door. suggest she sleep in med bay which has a lock#not be buddies with jimmy. keep an eye on him. file a report to the company.#etc. etc.#nothing would fix it and some of this would fall on deaf ears and some of this might not work but at least#itd show to anya that u cared and that u tried#can not believe i had to type out suggestions at all. u people are seriously helpless#like did u miss the 10 Take Responsibility flashing cards in the game#or were u too busy being blinded by how curly is a conventionally attractive white man
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Love the Bloody Mary Valentine card! I did some research and I found out the male version for Bloody Mary was actually 'Candyman' where if you say his name 5 times in the mirror, he'll appear and kill you with his hooked hand. There's even a movie of this too.
ah, i know of candyman. funny i didn't think of him as i was drawing, you said "genderbended bloody mary" and i immediately thought of just...
a spooky blood-covered ghoul of some kind
#candyman is one of the only slashers whos canonically in love with his final girl i think#hes also one of the more conventionally attractive slashers out there wink wonk#man doesn't need a mask hes too handsome
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I've blocked every tag remotely related to the man from uncle movie but unfortunately a lot of people don't tag it in any way to distinguish it from the show and i am forced to continue seeing henry cavill's face
#i'm sorry i don't know anything about him as a person i simply do not find him attractive#he's TOO conventionally handsome it irks me. make that man look weirder#that is NOT my friend napoleon#also people tagging their fics with both. they are set in different universes if it's a movie fic just say that#mfu#my posts
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