#and break all the rules 💖💘💖💘

[boimlerkisser]

Well I've finally gone insane enough to draw a (dreamworks) trollsona!

She's an alt/indie rock troll who plays the bass guitar, inspired by the musical stylings of Mitski whom I adore 🫶 somewhat sadgirl, occasionally angry, but always with very very big emotions aaaand she has no name at the moment.

(And ofc she's got the fattest crush on Queen Barb and a lot of her songs are secretly about her sssh~)

Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @sosoftandsweet @changeling-selfship @drjohndisco @bob-in-tekken-8

[kathlare]

Same anon here lol, I was also wondering if you could write a part where Lando and Amelie get drunk and they’re all over each other just super cheesy and fluffy and cute, I need the love in my heart rn :) also I love ur writing it’s absolutely amazing 💖 I’m so happy every time a new part is posted

Ahh hii again!! 🥹💖 Thank you so much for your sweet words, they seriously mean the world to me!! I’m so happy you’re enjoying the story 🫶 And here it is—what you asked for: a drunk, cheesy, fluffy, love-filled moment between Lando and Amelie 💕 I hope it gives you all the warm feelings you were craving!! Let me know what you think, and if you ever have more ideas, my inbox is always open! 💌

lay all your love on me

Lando Norris x Amelie Dayman

Summary: Amelie and Lando take a well-earned break from the chaos of their worlds, basking in sun, wine, and affection by the sparkling shores of Lake Como.

Wordcount: 3.2 k

Warnings: none

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March 28th, 2025 - Lake Como, Italy

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lanmelieupdates: Lando & Amelie having lunch in beautiful Lake Como today with Amelie’s sister and other members of her tour crew.

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f1couplegoalsx: Lake Como looks good on them, but not as good as they look on each other 😏 → lanmielieforever: @f1couplegoalsx LITERALLY. They’re the cutest duo.

racingfan69: okay but imagine being that food tho 😭🍴

f1loverz: Amelie’s sister is probably wondering why they’re so obsessed with each other 😆 → f1babe_who: @f1loverz she’s probably just used to it by now 😂

amiesupporter: No but seriously, when are they going to just adopt me into their friend group??? → lanmielove_: @amiesupporter I’m first in line 😤

beepbeepf1: The way they both glow when they’re together 😍

rachelslovef1: Who’s their waiter tho?? Like… can I apply for that job? → lucaslamlovers: @rachelslovef1 I’ll take the shift if you’re not available 👀

lanmielie_4life: I’m just here for the soft vibes.

danielricciardofan: Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that they're living their best lives while people are busy hating? Legends. → f1beautyqueen: @danielricciardofan facts, they’re just vibing, let them be happy! ✌️

hateralert: We get it, they’re cute, but can someone explain why they always look so perfect?

f1faves: Y’all know that when they're together, it’s like a whole different level of cute. Not fair, honestly. 😭 → lanmielieforever: @f1faves we don’t make the rules, we just follow them 😂

xxclairexx: Amelie’s glow up from the winter is EVERYTHING ✨

nobrofan: So when are we getting the Lake Como wedding? 💍💘 → lanmielove4life: @nobrofan bet they’d be the cutest couple to marry in Italy. 😍

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The sun hung lazily over Lake Como, casting a warm golden sheen over the water, glittering like a thousand tiny mirrors. A soft breeze rustled through the olive trees as Amelie leaned back in her chair, sunglasses slipping down her nose, a grin spread wide across her face. Her curls were tied up in a loose bun, a few strands falling against her cheeks, sun-kissed and flushed from laughter — and wine. So much wine.

—No, no, listen— she said, half-slurring, pointing her glass at Elysia —I’m just saying, if we all moved here and lived in a giant villa like The White Lotus, we’d either be dead or married within a month. No in-between.—

Elysia burst out laughing, leaning into Joe, who looked content just sipping his Aperol and letting the chaos unfold. Callum rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses, shaking his head like a dad trying not to smile, while Lando sat beside Amelie, arm draped lazily over the back of her chair. His hand occasionally wandered into her hair or brushed against her bare shoulder, casual and unconscious, like he couldn’t not touch her.

He was just as tipsy, if not worse, his accent getting stronger by the minute.

—Babe— he said, his voice low and boyish, —you’re literally glowing. I swear to God, I’m gonna combust.—

Amelie turned to face him, squinting against the sun, nose scrunching in a way that made Lando feel like his heart was doing cartwheels.

—That’s just the wine, Lan. Or heatstroke. Or your stupid compliments.—

—No, it’s you— he leaned in, pressing a soft, exaggerated kiss to her cheek —it's all you, sunshine. Can’t help it if I’m madly, pathetically obsessed with you.—

—Ew— Jack called out from across the table, tossing a piece of bread at them. —You two are fucking gross.—

—Thank you, Jacky— Amelie said sweetly, catching the bread and taking a bite. —That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.—

They were in a quiet, tucked-away restaurant right by the water, all rough stone walls and hanging flowers, the kind of place you’d never find unless someone local told you about it. Plates of pasta, grilled fish, and colorful salads littered the table, along with half-drunk bottles of wine and empty Negroni glasses.

The afternoon sun had made everyone lazy and loose, and the wine had made them affectionate and reckless.

Lando, who had been tracing lazy circles on Amelie’s knee, leaned over to whisper something in her ear. She snorted immediately.

—You’re such a pervert,— she whispered back, laughing as she pushed his face away, but her cheeks were already pink.

—You love it— he grinned, eyes sparkling. —Admit it.—

—Yeah, okay, maybe a little— she leaned in, eyes heavy-lidded —but you’re gonna regret that when I post your drunk karaoke video later.—

—You wouldn’t.—

—Try me.—

And then, because she was tipsy and chaotic and very much herself, an idea sparked in her head. A brilliant, evil, hilarious idea.

She pulled her phone out of her little Dior purse and nudged Lando’s shoulder.

—Lan, can I borrow your phone real quick? Gonna AirDrop you something.—

—Yeah, of course— he handed it over without thinking, too busy flirting and wiping crumbs off her lip with his thumb.

While he turned to ask Joe something about the wine, Amelie unlocked his phone and navigated straight to his settings. Giggling under her breath, she scrolled through her hidden album — the one marked with a little 🔐 emoji — and picked the one.

It was a tasteful one, or at least tasteful by her standards. She was naked, yes, but lying on her stomach on the bed, her legs bent at the knees and crossed in the air, head turned toward the camera with a mischievous grin. The sheet was barely covering her backside, sunlight pouring through the window, catching the warm glow of her skin and the mess of curls around her shoulders.

She looked like summer and sin.

A chef’s kiss of thirst trap art.

She set it as Lando’s lock screen with a devilish grin, locked the phone, and handed it back to him with the casual cool of someone who had absolutely not just committed digital war.

—Here you go, love,— she said, sweet as gelato, taking another sip of wine.

Lando blinked at her, suspicious.

—What’d you do?— he asked, narrowing his eyes.

—What makes you think I did anything?— Amelie batted her lashes.

—Because I know that face. That’s your “I’m about to ruin your life but look adorable while doing it” face.—

She only grinned wider.

But before he could press further, Elysia started telling some long-winded story about how Jack once got kicked out of a club in Ibiza for dancing too hard, and the attention shifted.

Lando forgot, for a minute. Or rather, he was too distracted by the way Amelie’s bare leg was pressed against his under the table, or how she kept leaning into him every time she laughed, like gravity had a personal agenda.

Until he picked up his phone.

He was trying to check the time — innocent, simple, unassuming.

And then boom.

There she was.

Naked.

On his fucking lock screen.

He choked.

Actually choked.

A splutter of air, a wheeze, and then the sound of him slamming the phone face-down on the table like it had personally attacked him.

—Jesus fucking Christ, Amelie,— he hissed under his breath, wide-eyed.

—Oops,— she said, sipping her wine with the most fake-innocent smile imaginable. —Must’ve been airdropped by accident.—

—You are such a menace.—

—You love me.—

—Not when my lock screen is your ass in front of your entire family, no.—

—Mmm, well maybe if you’re good, I’ll change it to something more appropriate later.—

He gave her a look. The kind that was equal parts exasperated, horny, and completely whipped.

Callum, seated across from them, glanced up suspiciously.

—You alright, Lando? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.—

—Nope!— Lando said, voice a pitch too high. —Just uh, got a... notification. Work stuff.—

Amelie stifled a laugh, covering her mouth as she reached for another breadstick.

He leaned in, whispering through gritted teeth.

—You’re a little shit. You know that? I’m gonna get you back for this.—

—Promises, promises,— she whispered back, brushing her lips over the corner of his jaw, slow and teasing.

He groaned.

—Fuckin’ hell.—

Meanwhile, Jack was busy flicking olives at Joe, and Elysia had somehow managed to convince Callum to order a limoncello round, so the chaos remained blissfully undisturbed.

The drinks kept flowing, and the sun began its slow descent over the lake, casting golden light across the table. At some point, Amelie ended up fully in Lando’s lap, her wine glass in one hand and her other arm slung around his neck like it was the most natural place in the world.

—You know— she said, slurring slightly, eyes sleepy with affection —I like this. Like, all of it. You, me, this lake, this pasta... your stupid hair.—

He laughed, curling his arms tighter around her waist.

—My hair’s great. You’ve said so yourself. In fact, didn’t you say it was “hot enough to ruin lives”?—

—That was one time, and I was drunk.—

—You’re drunk now.—

—Shhh,— she whispered, nuzzling his cheek. —You ruin lives. It’s the combo. Hair plus accent. Plus you being... you.—

—God, I love you when you’re like this,— he murmured against her skin. —All soft and clingy and wine-soaked.—

—You love me all the time.—

—True.—

He kissed her temple, slow and deliberate, like he had all the time in the world. She turned her face to meet him halfway, lips brushing his in a kiss that was more smile than anything else. Warm and a little messy. Familiar.

—You’re disgusting,— Callum muttered, taking a bite of his tiramisu. —Do that after lunch.—

—Let them be— Elysia giggled, clearly tipsy now too —It’s nice seeing her this happy.—

Amelie leaned her head on Lando’s shoulder, her curls brushing his cheek. The sun dipped lower, the light turning golden-pink, and somewhere in the distance, music floated in from a passing boat.

She sighed contentedly.

—Lan?—

—Yeah, sunshine?—

—Promise me we’ll always do stupid shit like this. Just... sneak away and drink wine and be in love and annoy the shit out of everyone we know.—

He kissed the top of her head.

—Deal. As long as you promise not to traumatize me with naked pictures in front of your entire bloodline ever again.—

—No promises,— she whispered, already giggling again.

And Lando, completely and hopelessly in love, just held her tighter and let it go.

Because honestly?

She was worth every ounce of the chaos.

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ln4updates: Lando was spotted enjoying a boat ride around Lake Como today with Amelie and her family 🛥️☀️

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lanmelieslay: not Lando on the boat like he's already the son-in-law 😭 → formulaloverxoxo: @lanmelieslay he probs calls her mom "mami" already I’m screaming

wheelyfastwitch: he passed the vibes check with the fam fr → mclarenmutual: @wheelyfastwitch confirmation they adopted him

daymangf: this man living a romcom life in Lake Como like okay go off

f1fangirlz: i’d literally cry if a man took me on a boat with my family → softlaunchdetective: @f1fangirlz girl that’s wife behavior

charlescarlover: y’all romanticize anything they do, he’s just in italy

mclarenmami: this is Lando’s Roman Holiday and I’m here for it

lanmeliehater420: bet they called the paparazzi themselves 💀

lanmelie4life: this is soooo couplecore i can’t breathe → tiresandtenderness: @lanmelie4life she’s in her lake como era and i’m just in my broke era

maximumbaguette: imagine third-wheeling them rn. the PDA must be INTENSE

sunsetsonsoftlaunches: i hope ppl give them a lil privacy tho 🥲 → kindkartingkid: @sunsetsonsoflaunches fr they’re not zoo animals, let them vibe in peace

f1gogogo: they’re like "just a normal couple" except one’s an f1 driver and the other’s a global pop star lol

speedyspaghetti: why does he look like he’s about to propose in every pic?? → loveontrack: @speedyspaghetti if he doesn’t by summer i’m starting a petition

mclarenmaddie: okay but let them BREATHE for once

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The sun was warm against Amelie's skin as she leaned her head against Lando’s shoulder, the soft hum of the boat engine mixing with her light laughter and the gentle ripple of Lake Como’s glittering waters. The wine from lunch still buzzed in her veins, making everything feel slow and silly and golden. They were a little tipsy—well, she was more than a little—and Lando hadn’t let go of her since they stepped on the boat.

She had a ridiculous straw hat on, one she had snatched from Elysia’s bag on the way out, far too big for her face but so undeniably her. And Lando? He was obsessed. Couldn’t stop looking at her like she was some dream he was still shocked had come true.

—You’re literally the most annoying person I’ve ever met,— she murmured, her words slurred with fondness, as he snapped yet another photo of her, his phone practically glued to his hand.

—Don’t care,— he grinned, angling the phone again. —You’re gonna thank me when you’re old and wrinkly and wish you looked this fit.—

—Fit? That’s what you’re going with?—

—Well, sexy sounds inappropriate when you’re wearing that,— he gestured at the floppy hat with a smug little smirk. —But for the record, yes. Very sexy. Stupid levels of sexy.—

Amelie groaned dramatically, hiding her face in his chest. He laughed, soft and low, the sound vibrating against her cheek. She could feel his fingers on the bare skin of her back, just under the hem of her linen top, tracing idle shapes with the care of someone who had the whole world in their arms and didn’t want to mess it up.

—You good, mi amor?— he asked after a quiet moment, kissing her temple. —You’re not dizzy or anything?—

She shook her head, eyes fluttering shut. —Just a little sun-drunk. And wine-drunk. And Lando-drunk.—

He chuckled. —That’s not even clever.—

—Shut up, Lan, I’m poetic when I want to be.—

—You’re poetic when you’re drunk.—

—Facts.—

Lando adjusted the position of the wide beach towel they were lounging on, pulling her further into his lap like it was the most natural thing in the world. Her legs stretched across the bench seat, her bare toes brushing the boat’s edge. Every so often, he’d glance down to make sure she was drinking enough water, occasionally nudging the bottle to her lips himself.

—You’re staring again, Norris,— she said, peeking one eye open.

He didn’t deny it. Just smirked. —I like looking at you. I’m allowed. Boyfriend privileges.—

—Ew. Who let you be my boyfriend?—

—You did, dumbass. After making me wait literal years.—

She laughed, rolling her eyes but clearly melting into his hold. —You were such a little fanboy. I should’ve known.—

—You had no idea,— he said, tightening his arms around her. —I was obsessed. You ruined my standards for all other girls.—

—Good,— she smiled smugly, poking his chest. —You’re stuck with me now.

—Thank fuck.—

He kissed her then, slow and lazy, like they had all the time in the world. Her fingers curled around his jaw as she leaned into it, lips parted, sigh escaping against his mouth. The kiss turned a little giggly halfway through, because she tasted like wine and strawberries and sunscreen, and he tasted like her favorite kind of trouble.

—Mmm, you taste like summer,— she whispered.

—You taste like chaos,— he countered, brushing her hair off her cheek. —But like... good chaos. Like a hurricane I want to drown in.—

—That was dramatic, even for you.—

—You love it.—

—I really do.—

They sat there in the silence of their own little bubble, the soft slap of water against the boat, distant laughter from the shore, and the occasional bird call the only interruptions. Lando kept taking photos—her profile in the sun, the way her fingers dangled lazily over the edge, her half-lidded eyes as she sipped water. He’d pretend he wasn’t doing anything and then smile proudly when she caught him.

—Are you gonna make a secret album or something?— she teased.

—Already did. You’re the only thing in it.—

Her breath caught just a little. —Lan...—

He shrugged, but his ears went pink. —Just... I dunno. I like remembering things. Especially you. When you’re like this. Happy. Calm. Not worrying about the world.—

She reached up, cupping his face. Her thumb brushed just beneath his eye, and her voice dropped to a whisper. —You make me feel safe. That’s why I’m like this.—

His lips parted slightly, but no words came out. Instead, he pulled her close again, his hand slipping beneath her shirt to feel her heartbeat against his palm. He wasn’t even trying to be sneaky about it—just needing the reassurance that she was okay. That she was really there.

—You’ve been eating well?— he asked quietly, careful not to sound pushy.

She nodded, nuzzling into his neck. —Callum made me a plate earlier. You saw. I ate most of it.—

—I know. Just checking.—

She pulled back enough to look into his eyes. —I promise. I’m doing better.—

He nodded, brushing a kiss to her nose. —I just worry. You know that.—

—You don’t have to all the time.—

—Can’t help it. You’re my girl.—

She melted. Again. Every time he said that—my girl—it did something to her chest she couldn’t explain. Like something old and cracked was being carefully glued back together.

—I love you,— she said softly.

His eyes widened just a bit—like every time she said it, it hit him fresh.

—I love you more, Ames.—

—Not possible.—

—Very possible. You’re literally ridiculous.—

—And yet, you’re obsessed.—

—Hopelessly.—

She giggled again and pulled him down for another kiss, tasting laughter and sun and safety. They stayed wrapped in each other like that for a long time, the boat slowly coasting along the edge of the lake. No rush. No noise. Just them. Lando didn’t stop touching her—not in a possessive way, just like he needed constant confirmation that she was real. He’d tuck a strand of hair behind her ear, adjust the hem of her shirt so her skin wouldn’t burn, kiss her forehead when she looked too quiet for too long.

And she let him.

Because being loved like this—so thoroughly, so openly, so stupidly—was something she never thought she’d get. Not like this. Not with someone who knew her shadow sides and still chose her every single day.

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ameliedayman: olive oil

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jackdayman: not you catching me mid-haunting 😭 → ameliedayman: @jackdayman you said “boo” and he didn’t even flinch 💀

lanmelieuniverse: THEY'RE LITERALLY THE ROMCOM → slowburnsoftie: @lanmelieuniverse like ugh give me this energy now

lando: delete slide 15 i look deceased → ameliedayman: @lando ur cutest when unconscious 💋 → lando: @ameliedayman what about when i’m driving us through tuscan hills?? → ameliedayman: @lando ok yeah u win 🚗💨❤️

maxfewtrell: you let him operate a motorbike??? → ameliedayman: @maxfewtrell i had 3 olives and no fear

oliveyouamelie: this caption is so unserious i love her → daymangirlie: @oliveyouamelie i love that she just lives her little whimsical life

gigihadid: you’re living inside a 90s italian movie and i’m obsessed → ameliedayman: @gigihadid ok but WHERE is my gigi cameo 😤

latteandlando: how is she cute and funny and in love like ??? → peachyf1energy: @latteandlando god gives his prettiest girls everything i fear

ameliestan444: the way haters stay mad and she stays posting her bf like it’s a full-time job 💅 → gridteaqueen: @gridteaqueen as she should 😌 get ur lil gelato and ignore the noise

girliesforgossip: ik people say “relationship goals” but THIS. this is it.

florencepugh: the olive oil of it all… poetic. → ameliedayman: @florencepugh i write my captions like it’s 2013 tumblr, thank u

charles_leclerc: you let him drive?? brave → ameliedayman: @charles_leclerc i said “live fast” and closed my eyes 🫠 → lando: @charles_leclerc don’t act like you’re not the most chaotic driver i know

[captainwans]

she looks absolutely gorgeous…and he’s there! (smau)

arabella series!

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pairing: alex turner x fem! actress reader

summary: the media and fans are taking a liking to y/n being apart of alex’s life, but there’s also a downside when your relationship gets public and having to deal with haters and nasty comments.

timeline: 2014

note: this format / layout is heavily inspired by my love @ithinkimokeei 🩶

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i. baekhyun/exo + girl groups ♡ this is also kinda like a personal blog/digital diary where i’ll ramble about my day, share photo dumps, and reblog/post other interests i have.

ii. i literally made this blog just so i can foam at the mouth over baekhyun and jjk men so plsssss keep in mind that i am indeed feral and insane.

iii. i want you to feel safe and if my blog makes you uncomfy, i totallyyyyy get that! feel free to block me, no hard feelings, and i wish you the best 🥹💞

iv. with that being said, this blog is a mature space so minors do not interact !!! i will block you (affectionate) <3 same goes for ghost/ageless blogs

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i. this lil corner of the internet is a safe space! no room for misogynists, homophobes, transphobes, racists, or any kind of bigotry here. be kind or be blocked 💖💗💘💕🩷

ii. i only really write baekhyun x f!reader fics. sometimes i'll do lil scenarios n stuff for the other exos though (mostly upon request) 🤗

iii. i fr don’t give a single shit about fanwars so plssss don't come in my inbox w/ discourse. i’m literally just here to blog about my faves n have a good time!!!!

iv. if you wanna break the mutual, that’s totally okay! curate your internet experience however feels best for you. i just kindly ask that you hard block me instead of just unfollowing/soft block 🥹🙏🏼 and if i ever did or said something that upset you, pls let me know so i can grow n do better!! 💖

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i. this tumblrina does take requests.

ii. you are v welcome to drop thirsts or ideas in my inbox!! i’d love to hear all your thoughts n suggestions!!!

iii. pls be kind and patient 🩷💖💞💓💖 sometimes requests might take a little time if i’m feeling uninspired or going through a slump. but i promise i’ll always do my best to meet your expectations <333333

[oya-oya-okay]

Look what I found

A picture of the beta design for Heartslabyul

I read that in his original concept, Riddle was going to have the opposite personality he has now. He was originally going to be a spoiled child that hated studying and would break promises and rules without care, but his magic was so strong that he could not be denied.

But also, look at long hair Deuce! 🤣

YEAH, YEAH! I KNEW ABOUT IT!💖💖💖 It was really interesting to see the first designs of Heartslabyul and other dorms💕💕

I AM VERY GLAD THAT WE GOT RIDDLE THE WAY IT IS NOW!!💗❣️ This version of him is really good too, but the way he is now makes him really more charming to me💕💕💕 (And for all the other fans too, I think!😇)

DEUCE LOOKS SO CUTE HEHE! It's hard to imagine him as a bully if he had that kind of appearance~ I'm also very glad that we got Deuce the way it is now!💓💘💓💘💓💕

[geminiwritten]

HOLY (not at all, lmao) JOAQUIN? JOAQUIN!! AAAHHHHH!!! was blushing so much and couldn't keep the grin off my face! He's so snarky, and I love that he's just shameless and smug! Love that he's been aware of Echo for a long time now and had a crush on her when she was basically in bootcamp hell. The tension was literally 👀👀👀 and the rules literally made both of them suffer! and the 2 rooms and wall "boundary" and bathroom scenes were so hot I had to take a 15minute break ("Which bathroom scene?" "Yes")

They're so cutie patootie, and his smile really does make people swoon! And his eyes are so warm! and the mental image is delicious, thank you.

noticed that you tied up the ex thing with the hitman thing and how the reveal wasn't at all forced like ye it's a very possible tangent to explore when ur talking about romance (am I making sense?)

SAM! he's so funny, and he's the mvp, juggling multiple jobs at the same time (Captain America, Annoying Older brother)?)friend(?), Meddling Cupid, and Catalyst) Love him so much and him just fanning the burning flame into a forest fire and then cockblocking them (didn't work for long but still) Rip for having to witness that tho.

I always end up more fascinated with your interrelationship writing(?) rather than just the romance aspect (not a bad thing I'm just a found family whore) AND I JUST ADORE THEIR SNARK UGH!

didn't realise I hadn't sent this, heh. sry it's pretty incoherent. sparknotes ver of this is literally: ❤️💙💜💖💗💘😍😍🥰🥰

DUDE!!! AHHHH THIS MSG MADE ME SO HAPPY 🖤🖤🖤

THE TENSION AHHH and all the little jokes omfg, i love hearing that people are enjoying and NOTICING all the little jokes, they make me giggle while i'm writing and i LOVE the appreciation omg

LITERALLY me writing joaquin was just staring at photos and edits of danny ramirez being like "feature by feature, what would kill me first" and the answer is EVERYTHING i genuinely love him sm i'm so glad i get to share it and i can communicate it WELL ahhhhh 🖤

omg DUDE i am literally such a whore for found family AS YOU CAN TELL i was saying just the other day that i get so excited to write group dynamics because i love building and working with relationships it just UGH it fuels me

honestly thank you sm messages like this are my LIFE BLOOD so thank you ily and i can't wait to share more and hear all your thoughts! i love it sm 🖤🖤🖤

[senditothemoonn]

PortEng perhaps? And yes, spread the Bear Eng propaganda <3 I refuse to leave this man a twink.

Gives nose/forehead kisses: this seems like a Port thing to me. Arthur is far too stuffy to give such frivolous types of kisses so freely (at last at first)

Gets jealous the most: I know I always say that Arthur is the jealous one but that's just because I think it's cute when he's jealous 💖 although I think a possessive port could be kinda hot 😳

Takes care of on sick days: Arthur desperately needs someone to take care of him but I also think the idea of him bringing port some foul tasting and wildly inedible soup that was made with love while he's sick in bed is slightly adorable.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Port, obviously.

Brings the other lunch at work: Port, Arthur is not going to get it for himself.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: Arthur, probably. I think Port would go along with whatever willingly because he seems like he's up for anything.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Arthur, Port seems like he couldn't be bad at dancing even if he swallowed an entire distillery.

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Arthur. Once he's gotten over the initial embarrassment and internal shame that comes with literally any activity he enjoys, he is all over that shit. Probably making them from scratch and sewing them himself, lil cutie.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: neither of them. I think if they'd agreed on something like that, they wouldn't break it. Plus, they seem like the type of couple who would make each other presents.

Makes the other eat breakfast: Port. (Arthur needs to learn how to feed himself fr)

Remembers anniversaries: Port, Arthur is forgetful 😔

Brings up having kids first: Arthur. He needs to put that dad bod to good use ;)

Kills the bugs: I don't think either of them is scared of bugs around the house. In fact, I think Port would rescue them before Arthur has a chance to gobble them up lmao.

First to define them as a couple: Port. I don't know how many more ways I can say that Arthur has anxiety.

Who hides their guilty pleasures longer: Arthur. See above ^

Snorts while laughing: Port. And Arthur thinks it's the most beautiful sound in the world 💘

[sebsxphia]

okok daddy!bob thot: him carrying something like a ticket counter in his pocket and anytime you break one of the ‘rules’ it clicks. you don’t know it yet but it’s how many times he’s gonna edge you before you’re allowed to cum 🫠🫠🫠

THIS DADDY!BOB CONTENT IS EVERYTHING TO ME

god you all have such incredible thots!!!! this. this is the one.

sat on bob’s thigh he brings the ticket counter out of his pocket and you frown at him. you don’t get it. “as you and i can both see, this here reads thirteen, correct?” you nod.

“good girl.” when he explains it to you, your eyes go wide and you pout at him, apologising over and over again. “don’t pout, sweetheart. now you wanna behave for daddy, hm?”

HEHAHAKA FUCK

thank you so so so much for this thot holy SHIT!!! 💌 i’m always open to daddy!bob thots, always!! i could kiss you!! mwah!! 💘💖🫶🏼

[sutheworld]

omg welcome back, su! i missed you so much 💗 i’m so glad such a smart and talented creator such as you is back on the platform 🌸

how have you been? what’s new with you? give us the update 🎤

~hana

I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUCHHHH 💓💗💖💘💝💞💕💝💘💖💗💓💗💘💞💕💘💗💓💓💘💝💞

I love you!!

Update: So this break started a long time ago because i was not doing good, i felt overworked kind of. That’s why i decided to leave tumblr and delete some apps. And just like that i slowly stopped consuming loa content or loa books and subliminals. Without even noticing it i distanced myself from the this community and lived a life without consciously using the law. I didn’t notice it because my life was actually great, i was unconsciously thinking good thoughts(using the law) and just going with the flow. It’s still very great, I’m a completely different person now. However i did announce that I’m back in tumblr some time ago and at that time i didn’t receive any asks. It’s probably because my rules for asks are strict ghfhchdhd. But i didn’t know what kind of original post i should create without an ask requesting some post sooooooooo that’s why you didn’t hear from me again 😭😭. Now I’m here again and this time I’m staying! I don’t feel so confident about my loa explaining abilities anymore though. Even though if someone would want me to talk about it on the street I’d probably cancel all my plans and passionately explain loa for hours. This makes me believe that i can still be helpful! Honestly i think that I’ll be fine, if i struggle with explaining a topic I’ll communicate with you! I should’ve communicated with you guys way more from the start. Like telling you how i feel and my opinions about stuff and giving you more updates. I MISSED YOU SO MUUUUUUUUUCHH

My old loa notes reminded me of the great time i had, i remembered that the law is the reason I’m happy today. I’m grateful for everybody who helped me understand it, and for myself for believing in myself (?) My life became great so i want to make yours great too!! IM SOO GRATEFUL AND SOOOOOOOOOOO BACKKKKKKK

[egg-emperor]

If you took the place of starline idw would be 10x more readable

aww I'm flattered, thank you 💜 I've been saying ever since they fucked up Starline's characterization and made him go from relatable af to so super unrelatable that they should've come to me to learn how to write a true gay Eggman lover that remains fiercely and undyingly loyal and supportive of him, instead of turning him into an Eggman slandering spotlight hogger that thinks he can do better lol

I do wish it could've been that way instead because unlike Starline, I wouldn't expect to be "co emperor" to Eggman because he's the only one deserving of the whole world and doesn't want to share and I just want to see him get what he wants and be happy and thrive! I wouldn't question his huge love for theme parks, I know he loves them and support his Eggmanland theme park dreams and love how fun and creative it is. I wouldn't blame him for his painfully OOC actions that happened in order for the betrayal to happen, I'd break the fourth wall knowing this isn't right and he isn't being written accurately because he isn't careless and incompetent in his plans. XD and I wouldn't ever betray him and believe I can surpass or become greater than him- Starline should know nobody can ever compare to Eggman as the very best if he truly recognizes and appreciates his greatness like I do!

that should've been me instead fr... if I could live the dream with Eggman and have him put his arm around me and hold me with giant bear paw against his warm soft tummy like that, I'd never wanna let that beautiful man go and all my focus and care would be on what makes him happy as he deserves! 🥰💖💕💜💕💖💘

Starline was so ungrateful when he dared to risk what he had by going behind his back and disobeying his rules smh. I miss when I could project onto him really hard but now I'd absolutely have to be an entirely separate character because I'd never do what he did to Eggman. and that's why Eggman and I should get together, I'd love to help him and set the example of the most loyal and devoted member of the Eggman Empire instead! 💜

[rose-wine-selfships]

I had a great discussion today with my therapist regarding exploring dark fiction/fantasy and villain f/os. It dawned on me that the reason why I love Joe Goldberg so much is because I love the intense devotion and loyalty he gives to every lover he’s with. Like, the thought that he’d burn the entire world down just to protect me is like…so sexy and hot. Villain f/os imo have a special appeal to them in that they’d break all the societal rules and expectations just to be with me. That’s just…so romantic. ☺️💕

And the fact my therapist validated my romantic feelings and approved of me falling in love with Joe makes me so goddamn happy! Now I can officially say he’s a therapy approved dark fiction lover. Now I’m gonna go create some more content of me and him! I’m just so happpyyyyyy!!! 😍😍🥰🥰💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

[stringsofstarlight]

11:11

      The rain has taken a little break for the day, perfect to get myself all ready to be off to the lands in the middle of the ““heart of it all.”   Today is a day for a touch of the more mellow, the torrent of stories and connections from yesterday have slowed to a trickle right now…whew, cause I didn’t know I would do a Ted talk on the whole drive down for 2 1/2 hours.   Don’t get me wrong, it has happened before, just way more random, more like a dialogue than me just keeping going.   The second one was even more long lasting, in terms of having this crisp clarity to times that have felt disjointed, it was all put together into a kind of coherence.  Okay, enough about me, myself, and I.

    Oh darling, I am thinking about the potential outcome of the case as a daily occurrence, it may not be mentioned, yet it is on my mind when I haven’t heard hide nor hare of it for weeks now.   The video clips from yesterday,  the cuteness…the cuteness, uh oh, the swoons are taking over, brain only working partially.   May be losing more and more as I write, can keep it together, the cookie smile with dem mornin’ eyes(sexy, strike earlier comment from the record).   The knees, oh the knees from…oops, the swoons gave won, not one bit of intelligible wording from here out.   Oh the thirst takes over,  it is the first symptom of permanent swoonitis,   I feel it ruling all of me, I love the swoons…More and more, please.

I love you.💋

Blessings and love to the family.💐🌹

✨🤟🏼💖🧩🥰👑🪢🍯😍💘🦋🌎🔥

eternal love,

james.       

[omg-just-peachy]

stevetony + 40!!! 💝💕💖💞🎀💓💗💘

Yes, okay, pls have some Steve being A Dumbass and driving without a license nonsense 💕💕

40. Am I your husband or your taxi service? (from this list)

One thing you don’t really think about when you’re Captain America, as law-abiding as he might be, is getting a new license. Somewhere between coming out of the ice and saving the world a few dozen times, it slips Steve’s mind. He rides his motorcycle anywhere he needs to go, and he usually stays (relatively) within the speed limit. He’s a man of the law kind of guy now, saving the world, following the rules. After the whole faking-his-identity-to fight-a-war thing, he’s done with his life of crime. Honestly, a license never even crossed his mind.

So when he gets pulled over one night, coming back from the pharmacy of all places, speeding home with wipes for baby Peter, he almost laughs when the cop stops him.

“Sorry, officer, won’t happen again,” is all he says, and flashes his best All American Cap smile. This guy, though, was having none of it. No smiles, no thanks for saving New York, he’s all business. License, registration, insurance. Steve, of course, had none of that. He digs in his wallet and sheepishly pulls out a license from 1940; more than a little expired, and he tries to think if he’d ever had registration or insurance.

“You have to know who I am, though,” Steve says, still pretty sure the guy was going to end up letting him go with a warning and a laugh.

“If you can’t produce your license and registration, sir, I’m going to have to give you a ticket and a fine, and prohibit you from driving until you can,” Officer… Davis says to him. Steve rolls his eyes, he can’t help it, this was insane. It’s not that he was above the law per se, but he deserved a break at the very least.

He swears the officer smirks as Steve sighs heavily and pulls out his phone, sure Tony was never ever going to let him hear the end of this one. Steve can hear it already, the tsk tsk of Tony’s tongue, the raised eyebrows, the way he’d laughingly tease him that if Captain America couldn’t obey the law, how could anyone be expected to? Then he imagines Tony taking it a step further, like he always does, and asking to role play a ridiculous cop scenario in bed and his face flushes. He can’t help that, either. He bites his tongue and swallows his pride and dials. At least Tony wasn’t bailing him out of an actual jail cell.

–

“Hey, jailbird, need a ride?” Tony’s drawling voice makes Steve look up from his phone and he smiles despite himself. Tony is leaning out the open window, wearing clothes he’d never usually leave the house in, black joggers and an oversized t-shirt of Steve’s, Peter asleep in his carseat in the back. Steve is pretty sure he’s never been happier to see his little family. People had started to take pictures once they realized who it was pulled over on the side of the road, angrily reading about traffic laws on his phone.

“Yeah, yeah, good one,” Steve mutters, gesturing at the police officer that his husband was here to take him home, and he was no longer a danger to the streets of Manhattan. He gives one last withering stare and ducks into the passenger seat, feeling his face heat up as Tony turns his eyes on him.

“Please don’t,” Steve says, but he’s smiling a little even as he says it.

“Oh no, come on, you gotta let me have this,” Tony cackles. “Star Spangled man with a need for speed.” Tony leans over and kisses Steve’s cheek before taking off.

“Hey, can we stop for a burger on the way home?” Steve asks. “I’m starving.”

“Now you’re pushing it, Mario Andretti, what am I, your husband or your taxi service?”

“Mm, both? Knight in shining armor? Will that get me a burger?” Steve prods.

“Yes dear, Steve McQueen needs to eat too,” Tony says. He pointedly does the speed limit, not a mile over, the entire way home.

[sankyeom]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! 🏆🌸💘 Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out! 🥺💖 ILY Belle, dear, keep up the good work with break your rules and your new AU I'm enjoying reading and catching up during my breaks. Be safe, be well ily💙

thank you so much nani ily girl 🥺💛

you're so sweet, i hope you're taking care of yourself!! take lots of breaks and don't work too hard 💓💓

i'm sending all the love right back 🥰🥰💞

[nako-doodles]

I got tagged by my sweet @jeonsunicorn 🌸✨ 

Rules: Make a promise to yourself and post a picture of your pinky 🌙

I promise to love and forgive easier; whether if it’s myself, others, or situations. It might take a while. I might still be the judgement person that I am. I might still be really annoying about it. But I’m going to do my best, and at the end of the day, that’s all I can ask myself. 🌼

I, however, cannot promise to reign in my chaotic self...I might accidentally break physics and that's not advisable rip. sorry not sorry @ anons.

I tag my usual loves: @t0d-oder-freiheit @seokjinsult @jinseas @bangpdgf @glowsj @baepshey @kimseok-jinsus @monosgf @cafejoon @jinergy @kimseokjinniestan @sagksj @jinbeann @seokjiniesgf @fakelovesgf  @angeleuijin​ @seokslov @jeonsdear @honeylovecult @seokjins-epiphany 💘

May 2019 bring you happiness, love, fortune, success, and everything you wanted 🥂 Thank you for sticking with me for all this time 💖

[luvitual]

Omg you did it!! I LOVE your header :((( so cute!!! Did Wonjin come back for you? He's so delightful 💘

The Taeyoung set you posted is so great!!! He's lovely 🥰 and with the hair of course!! how fitting for your first post 😊

How are you enjoying Cravity Park?? Also, I wanted to ask what some of your favorite Cravity songs are!! I think I saw you post about Veni Vidi Vici (I think it was you.. may have been someone else...), and I know you posted about Adrenaline! Some of mine are Gas Pedal (the song that got me into them), Hot Air Balloon, Pow! and Bad Habits. Actually I really love the entirety of Liberty! It's a really solid album to me

-vity anon 🌈 (I figured I'd send my asks over here from now on if that's okay!)

thank you dear!!!🥺🤧 i had fun with making that header, they are so cute 💖🤧 im not sure if wonji is really my bias yet but i felt like I can't leave out the photo of him that got me into them haha

He is indeed so lovely🥺 no better way to start off a blog than a smiley taeyoung set 🥰

I'm really enjoying vity park so far!! i haven't watched much since i finished the first season, i stopped at ep 13 to make that set 😂 will get back to watching more soon!

Some of my favorite songs are veni vidi vici, mammoth, gas pedal, break all the rules, cloud9, believer, bad habits, adrenaline and my turn! i really have to check out the whole discography again though, it's been a while