#and for anyone who questions the way a referred to tenna:

[sakura-chandaneko]

Squeak’s new redesign/height ref sheet :33

[im-s0rry]

WALL-BREAKER - GRIMM'S 200 POST EXTRAVAGANZA!

Hallow one and all! It seems like only yesterday I hit one hundred posts and made some art for the occasion of my golden girl, Sketchit. But now, a new milestone has been hit. I'd like to take this occasion to share with all of you the Tumbal Retake, news for the blog, special thanks, and of course. . .

WALL-BREAKER

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Firstly, I'd like to take the time to detail Tumbal's backstory has I have not delved into it all that much on the Blog. The story starts with a pre-Secret Boss Tumbal as an optimistic actor ready to put their best foot, or root in this case, forward. He eventually got a role as an Outlaw in a western, which was the first project that good ol' Mr. Rook Action was directing. All went well until the day of shooting, where a freak accident occurred. Tumbal was shot with what the crew thought was a prop gun. As the shot rang out through the set, the cast and crew ran out, ignoring the body of Tumbal in the process. That is where he found himself, a bullet through his heart on his deathbed with no one to remember his legacy. . .Until a figure appeared to Tumbal. He told him that his time was not over just yet, as well as a new way of seeing the world, as a performance put on to entertain the higher beings. . .After that, Tumbal was left alone in that set for years, rotting into what he is today. He now uses any props he can scavenge as puppets to lure in Darkners to make friends with them, before brutally tearing them apart. This is the state The Fun Gang finds Tumbal in on their journey through Homewood. . .

Secondly, as I did with Sketchit, I'd like to explain how WALL-BREAKER would sound as a song. Of course, the song would use motifs from Battle Against a True Hero and Your Best Nightmare as well as using the Freedom Motif. The song would have a very frantic feel to it, shown through the pacing and use of the instruments. Throughout the song, some sort of banjo or guitar would be played over the track, being used for the beginning and even the Freedom Motif. The song would also reference the lietmotifs of Tenna and Rook's battle themes, in reference to his backstory. Near the end, the song would basically go insane and lose all rhyme or reason and eventually end with the sound of the banjo used in the song being smashed to pieces as an ominous voice laughs in the distance.

Next, I would like to discuss a few posts that will be made in the near future and changes to a few of my Secret Bosses. Firstly, Pocket Sand will be continuing containing the one and only Rouxls Kaard as well as Sketchit! This will be out around next week, or whenever I have time to write it. Secondly, I will be moving a few of my bosses to a group I like to call the Misfits. These bosses are ones that are basically the only part of their AUs, which will include people such as Funn N. Gaems, Fredde-E, Rustflare, Inkwel, and the other Chapter Three Secret Boss takes I made that one time. This will not mean that they will disappear, only that they have a new group name and could potentially be moved out of The Misfits if I find their stories interesting. . . Thirdly, as always, The Ask Box is wide open for anyone to throw questions, suggestions, or anything else at my characters and myself. You can literally ask any of my Deltarune based characters. The sky's the limit.

Finally, I want to give a huge round of applause to all of the people who have helped me along my journey as an artist and as a member of the Secret Boss Fandom. @mercair , you bring so many wonderful ideas and designs to the table and your characters are always a delight to draw and design for. Rest assured, you're not getting rid of my System or our nonsense at your expense any time soon. @creepa-b0t-inc , you have been an amazing part of this community, working on so many amazing projects yet still finding time to help smaller creators, such as myself. I am so glad that I know someone such as yourself and it's been amazing knowing you. @glitch-the-artist , you are an amazing traditional artist that I have adored for so long. Your work and dedication to your craft has inspired my own work and my own aspirations to get better at art. @almightyaxolotlz , I want to give you the most sincere "thank you" I could possibly muster up for being the voice of Sketchit. Thank you so much for caring about this character as much as you do and not letting Chapter X fall to the wayside. @mrchaosman , you have so much potential and so many great ideas. You're honestly an unsung hero of the community and you deserve a lot more respect for the dedication you bring to the Secret Boss Community. @petra-creat0r , you're one of the most talented artists I know and never fail to bring a sincere smile to my face. Your love for your characters and this community is inspiring and I can't wait to see what you do next. Any to everyone I did not mention, I just want to say, thank you. Thank you for inspiring me to continue being a member of this community and for allowing me to get where I am now. Thank you so much, all of you. Now, I should probably get to replying to some posts right about now. . .Goodfright to you all!

-Best Regards, Jackal.

Thanks for everything.

[deltarune-positronsandphotons]

Deep Dive #1: Kreapy

Welcome to a new type of post on this blog, the deep dive! These Posts will allow me to explore some of the important characters without having to wait until their scenes appear, as well as allow me to explain some behind the scenes things that are hard to explain with just the scenes.

This is LONG so everything else will be under the cut.

So who IS Kreapy?

Kreapy Krawly was once a popular star at Tenna-Veseon studios back when it was Nighmar Productions. They used to star in a comedy show alongside their friends, including a green dinosaur named Sheen and A former radio star named Mike. Some other members of the cast were a brother and sister, a snail, and Chairel's ex-husband. Shortly after the studio's name change, an episode was planned to be produced set in one of the old soundstages. Sheen was out sick the day it was set to be produced, while Mike and Kreapy were there preparing for the show. Then tragedy struck, as the soundstage seemed to disappear entirely. Days and Weeks went by with no communication from anyone there... before Mike washed up on the Sofa Seaside. When they woke up, they were obviously questioned about what happened, but... they couldn't spit out the words to explain what they saw in the Soundstage. To explain what they saw Kreapy DO to survive deep down in that hell. While never EXPLICITLY said in the game, it is highly implied that Kreapy ate the rest of the cast to survive, while keeping Mike alive for some unknown reason. Mike eventually tried finding a way out from the old soundstage and succeeded, but by that point... it was too late for anyone else.

And as the years went by... Kreepy somehow never died. they found another source of food. It's hard to believe some lightners are so weak, isn't it? Some don't even seem to know what is going on.

and eventually... something else fell into the soundstage. An odd crystal. Kreapy looked into it after all they had done...

And they were simply proven right in their assumptions. They didn't break.

Because you can't break what is already broken.

WHAT is Kreapy (in-universe)?

Kreapy is an old plush of a video game character Kris liked as a kid (who is an expy of Kirby in the same way Sheen is an expy of Yoshi), sitting in the basement of the dreemurr household alongside many other items left down there ever since toriel and asgore got divorced. As for the lightners mentioned as being so weak earlier? Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders.

Kreapy's history

Kreapy predates this take. Originally conceptualized as an amalgam of items connected together with spider webs, they were always the secret boss of chapter 3. However, what they represent in the grand scheme of everything has changed overtime. Originally they were simply a creepy boss with a name similar to Spamton (their original name was Kreepy K. Rawly). Then in Positron Puddles V1, they accidentally became a rip-off of Flowery by Bep_Celeste merged with the friend inside me theory. Oh yeah if anyone is wondering where TAL from that version of the AU is... Well Image_Friend has a different role now unrelated to Kreapy. RIP TAL, 2023 - 2024.

Positron Puddles V2 never made it long enough to have any real ideas. When it came to reinventing Kreapy for Positrons and Photons, I decided to take some elements from the original concept I had that predated this Take (like the isolation of Kreapy and others before they broke, the connection to sheen, and Kreapy's insanity BEFORE the shadow crystal) and make something new out of them. and as for their design... it's not exactly done yet. however I can confirm a few things about the design:

It SOMEWHAT follows memoryhead theory. (in the sense that a single expression references it)

It is closer to Positron Puddles V2 design than V1's design (and is nothing like V0's design)

it is still purple.

A few more things!

Consider this the "Fun Facts/unique reward of insight" section!

The reason Kirby specifically was chosen as the inspiration was because of their copy abilities and what Kris' headband represents: An attempt to fit in.

Kreapy has... a concerning amount of insight into the other crystal holders. Some will be attached to this post as an image.

Kreapy is one of three secret bosses that Kris will have to fight alone in a non-weird route.

Kreapy's Battle Theme would TECHNICALLY contain the freedom motif... but due to their belief about freedom being a cruel joke, the motif is played backwards instead of forwards. THIS ONE SPECIFICALLY IS NOW OUT OF DATE.

Kreapy was the last secret boss to receive a shadow crystal in-universe.

I hope you all enjoy this information! There will be more about Kreapy revealed in the future.

[whiskeyworen]

Aspect IV: Of Inspiration and Communication

Inside Vigil Keep, weeks before “Bound By Blood”

"Soldier Sonnya Danae; Package for you." The delivery person looked at his clipboard tiredly, before turning it around with a quill in hand for her. "Sign here please."

"I wasn't expecting any packages." Sonnya pointed out, scrawling her name in Asuran swirls on the line. It didn't matter that the form was written in Krytan; names are names. Besides, she'd seen people just scribble nonsense on the line before.

The delivery person shrugged slowly, and handed her a brown paper wrapped parcel. "I just deliver'm, miss."

As he turned to walk away, Sonnya retreated to her quarters, closing the door and locking it. She barely realized she'd done it; her attention was entirely on the mysterious package in her hand.

She sat down at her desk, placing the package on the table top, just...staring at it. Who could have sent it? There was an address on it from somewhere in Lion's Arch, but that might not mean anything; as long as you put an address from Lion's Arch, no one would bother looking it up. It might not even exist.

"Well, time to find out what's in this thing." Sonnya declared, and ripped the package open. Her eyebrow rose slightly as she pulled out the small, hand-sized comm device. It kind of looked like the standard Pact communicator that unit leaders and commanders had, but it was almost half the size.

The structure and layout were different as well. Instead of an On and Off button being the only keys, there was an entire set of number keys, some symbols she didn't recognize, and a few adjustment dials. Embedded into the top left corner appearred to be a micro-golemite eye. "....the hell?... why would a communicator need to see? Is it a golem or something?" She mumbled quietly, turning the device over in her hands. Satisfied there were no other secrets to it, she flicked the 'On' switch. She expected to hear one or another commander somewhere, talking to their companions; Pact comms were always open to anyone who had a comm, so the idea of private conversations was kind of an illusion.

Instead, there was silence. After a few seconds, the micro-golemite eye raised from its alcove, did a quick scan of everything in front of it (including Sonnya) and settled back into its groove. While the eye turned off, apparently the device finally activated. "Hello? Is this one Sonnya Danae I am speaking to?"

Sonnya waited for the no-doubt dozens of confused responses from others in the commnet, before realizing none were coming. So she hesitantly replied. "Uh, yes. This is Sonnya here. I received this comm unit in the mail?"

"Yes! Then it worked as I had planned! I am very pleased to make your acquaintance!" The voice on the comm was quite enthusiastic, but crystal clear. "I was unsure how to properly reach you, and this seemed most appropriate. I regret we cannot meet in person, but I am...on task in Elona at the moment."

Sonnya gave the comm an odd look. "Oh...kay?... Sorry, but I'm honestly surprised no one else has broken in to ask how I'm comming, or who you are? There's no way everyone turned their comms off."

"Oh, this comm is on a secure channel." The voice replied brightly. "Sadly, Pact comms are pretty basic. They are designed to be used as a single network, with everyone connected. I do not believe any research was ever done into solitary, private commlinks. At least, not until my Father suggested it and the rest of the crew figured it out. I helped of course."

"I'm...sorry, but I'm still really confused." She scratched her ear, placing the comm down on the table top. "So the comm is on its own, private line or something? The only people who can talk and hear are you and me?"

"Unless we cut someone into the signal, or they cut themselves in somehow, yes." There was a thoughtful pause in the line. "Of course, they would have to decrypt about a hundred and forty-four thousand lines of code to even FIND the signal. There's a lot of radio, ley, and Mist spectrum to work with. If we cut them in manually though, it would be a simple matter of dialing their number, provided we knew it, into the comm and then pressing the little button that looks like three dots connected by lines."

"I saw that, but didn't know what it was." Sonnya admitted, before shaking her head. "Wait wait. Okay. Hang on... WHY are we even talking? Why did you send a comm to me?"

"Oh! Right! I was so pleased with having made contact, that I placed the reason for it in the back of my memory!" Sonnya was pretty sure that the person on the other side of the comm was clapping their hands, though she couldn't hear the sound. "I wished to speak to you about the construction of your wonderful powered-armor suit, and your integration of technical devices into your biological structure!"

Her jaw dropped. No one knew, apart from the Warmaster, knew anything about her implants, or her suit. No one...except maybe Tenna. If Tenna even knew. "How... I mean, what makes you think I have anything like that? I don't know what you're talking about."

The person on the other end laughed pleasantly. "Oh please. There were recordings from all angles in the battle against that Shatterer. The Charr Legions were recording because they wanted to see the result of their new weapons. The Priory was recording for archives' sake, and the Order of Whispers and the Vigil were recording for references for future battles! Your little stunt might not be explainable to them, but I assure you, I understand exactly what was going on."

"You...have me at a disadvantage then." Sonnya frowned, crossing her arms. "My...implants won't work with anyone else. I only ever designed them to work with me."

"Oh do not worry about that. I am not interested in that. Not really." There was a smile in the voice. "I am planning something that requires... let us call it a very fine integration of biological and mechanical components. I wished to pick your brain, as it were, for ideas on how to smooth out some of the issues I have encountered in my simulations. Basically, I want you to double-check my ideas, and make sure I have not done something foolish or impossible."

"So, you don't want to steal my tech or anything like that? You just want to ask questions on how to improve your own? Your own tech that is similar to mine, but less refined?"

"Precisely."

"...Well, what did you have in mind then?"

***

Several hours later

"... so the circuitry integrates with the implants directly via surface-to-surface interface." Sonnya explained. "I can't give you the specifications of the implants themselves, but based on the ideas you've thrown at me, this should allow for a faster information rate and a tighter connection."

"I see! Thank you for the insight." The voice on the comm acknowledged. "I believe you're right. While I have no intention of using your implants, or trying to extrapolate them based on available information, I do believe I can manage to decrease reaction times by half at least, and muscle-load by a factor of five! I am sure if I work at it a little more, I can coax even more out. My investigation into magitech-neuromuscular modification is still rudimentary, but I'll soon have a few prototypes to test out."

"Glad to be of service." Sonnya smiled. She took a sip of beer from the bottle she'd gotten from her personal cooler. "Do you have any ideas on what you'll do with it all? I mean, you weren't looking to make a suit at all it seems. Or rather, the powered armor suit is almost a secondary item to whatever you're making."

"Publically, when it all is arranged, I will be setting up the sale of fully-working, personally customized prosethetics. The market will be for those individuals who, through birth or injury, are suffering from lack of limbs. I understand there's a similar market in Rata Sum, but it is small because everything is based off Golem-limb construction. Which, if you ask me, Golems are remarkably...brutish."

Sonnya shrugged. "True. But the refinements in magic circuits and power systems is making them more powerful and intelligent by the day. Shape doesn't really mean much, does it? Just look at that golem that kid in Dragon's Watch had. What was her name again?..."

"Taimi." The voice supplied reluctantly. "And yes, her Scruffy models are aesthetically pleasing, and very unique with their ability to be a conveyence AND a powered mecha suit, as well as a fully functioning autonomous golem...but they are still not the angle I am going for."

That brought a frown to the guardian's face. "I still don't know what you mean. The only other examples of golem-type things I know of are like, the Exalted, which AREN'T golems but kinda look like them, the Jade Constructs which are closer to Elementals in nature... and the Watchwork nightmares."

"Oh yes... the Watchworks. I know them well." The comm replied quietly and cryptically. "Very interesting designs, those."

"Scarlet was a maniac." Sonnya said flatly, frowning before draining her beer. "Her Watchwork creations made Steam creatures look tame by comparison. And we still have to wipe out infestations of THOSE in Lornar's Pass every year! They just keep making more of themselves!"

There was a pause, a silence over the comm. Then, "...Perhaps I should investigate how they replicate? If I can figure it out, it might come in handy for self-repairing prosthetics."

"Be my guest. Just don't come crying to me when a Steam Brain zaps you with lightning for coming too close." She laughed. She could still remember seeing Priory researchers bounding across the ice, backsides singed while an angry Steam Brain chased them, lightning arcing from its central eye, while the entire time it swore at them in machine-language. She assumed it was swearing of course. Wouldn't you, if some know-it-alls tried to shove a stick in your ear? Or whatever a Steam Brain has?

"Duly noted. Thank you again, Miss Sonnya."

"Well, it was my pleasure. It's not often I can talk shop with anyone." Sadly truer than Sonnya would like to admit; most soldiers in the Vigil were more concerned with using things rather than making things.

"....In that case, allow me to make you an offer." There was a nervous note in the voice's tone. Sonnya had the impression that, had someone been present, they would have been talking behind a cupped hand, afraid someone would hear. "In a week's time, my ship will dock in Lion's Arch at airdock 42 in the Aerodrome. If you show up, say, around noon, I will let you see the secret project I have been working on. The one that your information has come in quite handy in its completion."

A clandestine meeting at a secured, out-of-the-way airdock? Sonnya had flown on ships from the Aerodrome before, and remembered how it was laid out; Dock 42 was the furthest out, on the backside of the Aerodrome, facing Bloodtide Coast. It was so far out that merchants refused to park ships there because it would take so long and was so complicated to get things on board. Why would anyone willingly park there? "Uh, sure... A week from now, noon, Lion's Arch, Dock 42. Sure thing."

"Excellent. Perhaps when you see it, you will be able to offer a more hands-on, practical examination. You might see some things that need improvement from the prototype to a production model."

"Alright. Sounds fine to me!"

"Good, good. I must go now. Needs of the ship are building up on my task-list. I need to focus on that for a while."

Sonnya picked up the comm, surprised and a little worried. "Wait, before you sign-off or whatever... When I get to your ship, which ship am I actually looking for? And who should I tell them invited me?"

There was a pause, and then the voice replied, a smiling, almost devious tone to it. "... The ship is called the Forsaken Aspect. You just need to ask to see Alice."

A chuckle rolled from the comm. "I assure you, the person you meet at the dock will know exactly who you need to see, and why. Just trust me."

"Okay... Well, I will see you then... Alice?"

"See you then, Sonnya."

[the-unrelated-theorist]

Hmm. That is a possibility, as well.

Not trying to argue, just examining both sides of the debate:

Below is dialogue copied from the Deltarune Wiki:

FRIENDS

ME? ... FRIENDS?

EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY [Friend Request Accepted]

WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]!

WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!!

WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!!

... ... Mike...

KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

I'm examining this, and... TBH, it's possible to look at this the same way some people say Papyrus may not be in the game because sans never mentions him by name (not a theory I follow, I'm just using it as a "for instance").

Similar deal (no pun intended) here: Spamton says he doesn't need Mike, but then he becomes downcast and trails off. His next line of dialogue is "DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!" He doesn't specifically say "Mike" is the criminal, just "the man" is a criminal.

Previously, Spamton was saying he didn't need friends, and this train of thought led him to mention Mike. But then he trailed off. It's entirely possible, given how scatterbrained Spamton is, that he changed the subject between the two lines, and was no longer talking about Mike. Which means, at this point, the "criminal" could just as easily be Tenna. And Spamton could have been saying he "doesn't need [[Mike]]" because he's trying to pretend he doesn't miss him (or something similar).

It's possible that Mike was Spamton's friend who betrayed him, and that Spamton is talking about Mike. But if- an admittedly big "if" until we know for sure- Spamton did switch subjects between the two lines, and Tenna is the "criminal", could it be that Tenna did something to turn Mike against Spamton? That would definitely explain why Spamton wants everyone to pay except for Mike.

The only other place he talks about Mike is at the end of the NEO fight, if you defeat him:

ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY

I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!

It's interesting that Spamton only references Mike in the NEO fight if you reduce Spamton's HP to 0, not if you SPARE him. My guess would be that Spamton thinks he's dying and going to [Heaven].

This could be interpreted one of two ways: either Mike has recorded or otherwise watched Spamton in the past and made Spamton to feel like he would never amount to anything, so now Spamton is trying to prove he's wrong; or Spamton looks up to Mike, believes Mike has reached [Angel's Heaven] and wants Mike to see that Spamton is about to become a Big Shot.

So we really don't have enough information to determine whether Mike is (or was) a bad guy or a good guy.

I tell ya, that [Boob Tube] has actually given me more questions than answers.

There’s a hidden “Mike” in this page of the last tier of rewards that just came out.

[captusmomentum]

@selenelavellan​ 

(Hitting these all at once and out of order bc it’s easier hope you don’t mind)

#(Also what are Inans pronouns is it they/them?) 

first off Inan’s pronouns are They/Their or She/Her! I bounce a lot between the two bc both I do it while referring to myself and I’m using that as a template for them but I’ve been trying to use ‘they’ more so it’s easier to catch on w/o all the backtracking thru the blog to see where it’s been mentioned earlier. Inanallas vacillates between agender and demigirl for a lot of their life until they just end up mainly agender as an old fucker. 

#...it occurs to me that anytime Selene and Dirthamen are both hanging around Inan this problem will only get worse #the two of them are over 6 foot (probably not yet at least) and Inan is like my size #GL Inan at least you have friends who can get things off of high surfaces for you now

The best part of that is in my and @mitsurugireiji​‘s joint Clan Lavellan from Hell they’re all fucking Tall dark skinned Adonises primarily and Inan is this fucking short ass pale fucker from Clan Anurlal from the Anderfels so she’s already fucking SURROUNDED by giants to start with then just adds on more when she meets them. When all her siblings graduate Dirth and Selene being giants will be super helpful since she can’t make her sibs grab stuff for her anymore and she’s already been in detention for climbing the bookshelves 4 times so.

#I love Dirthamen having a friend in this AU also Yessss!!!! #I mean he's friends with Vena and the group once Selene's not like 'ur all fucking traitors' of course but still

No I Get what you mean. It’s like the difference between a friend you made all on your own and the ones you made via another friend. they’re all still your friends regardless but they’re a little different, especially because the others a more established friend group while Dirth and Inan have been rogue agents for a long ass time. It’s Special for both of them that they manage to make a friend all on their own just because they like each other’s personality. 

And lbr I Doubt anyone in that group is as fucking WEIRD and SPOOKY as they are and could handle those high levels of eccentric w/o a break. It’s nice to have that One Friend who’s as hardcore on something as you are so you never have to worry about missing each other’s marks. Plus they’re both basically ravengoths sooooo

#Falon'dins breaking bones yes good A+++ I think that one should be canon at some point 

I’d meant him breaking someone’s bones but.......let’s Ignore..... That......... B)

#BreakFalonDinsBones2k17

#I'm also dying at the Actual Criminals #Liike they do awful shit but its not Awful shit its like contraband and stuff #I'm imagining Selene going to them for like mechanical pencils like 'u got the goods??' and they're like 'hell yeah'#and they just sell muggle shit that Hogwarts doesnt use for aesthetic purposes but Selene is like #'hell YEAH not having to dip a quill is gonna make me way more efficient at studying than Dirthamen' #but the joke is on her because Dirthamens definitely got like a Stash of muggle stuff under his bed #Some of it is useful some of it he's just genuinely curious about #all of it he has been overcharged for #$10 per mechanical pencil for him #$20 for Falon'din though if he ever bothered

Tenna becomes a Legit Wizard Mobster after school but during is mostly just aiding and abetting the minor smuggling ring, along with some gambling and minor shake downs. She’s basically the opposite of Falon’Din, she’s willing to hurt people or let them be hurt but it’s sadistic about it. She’s mainly about the gathering of power and a strong stable organization. She’s ruthless af but very Reasonable and willing to talk things out and makes a Point of being regarded a pleasant person. Samahllen is more of a red jenny type, mostly low level things but is also very good with gathering info and getting sketchy shit done. It’s generally hard to see the logic to why she does most things and her honesty is Questionable but she’s a generally nice person. OFC they sell all the Choicest muggle shit, they have everything from notecards to mars bars. Sam gives them a discount once they’re friends w/ Inan, not a big one but Hey.

I imagine there’s a Panic when Tenna and Sam are slated to graduate bc where are we gotta get the goods now???????? But it all works out bc they have minions still on the inside to hussle and Sam uses Inan as a patsy to smuggle some of the product in. She’s a Good Sister like that. It’s probably when Inanallas is going thru their trunk and pull out a shady package Sam snuck in there that Selene’s like ‘... right your sister is a Legit Criminal kinda huh...’ 

God the idea of Dirthamen all excited over a spiral notebook is ADORABLE. And you know they hook Selene up with the dopest fucking cutest pencils, gel pens and stationary and shit. Dirth sees her using glitter gel pens to help organize her notes (which she is rewriting from her classnotes so they’re even nerdier and more thorough) and he gasps lightly in awe. Her notes are so informative and pretty! Truly she is a master. 

#I'm making this Canon CONGRATS #I love this so much #and ALSO #this means when Ravenclaw plays against Slytherin Inan and Falon'din are both on the field actively trying to beat the shit out of eachother #for an audience even #Dirthamen is Conflicted (tm) but Selene is just like 'We're rooting for Inan dont even worry about it'#any further arguments he makes Selene is like 'listen Inan is in our house so we should root for them over your brother thats just sports' #But she roots particularly loudly everytime Falon'din takes a ball to the face

GOOD LORD. IDK IF SHOULD BE HAPPY OR TERRIFIED. Inan on a broom fending off EVIL DEATH BALLS sounds like their Actual Nightmare. I imagine the first couple of practices are just [INAN SCREAMING w/ Vena laughing in the bg] then they’d get over themselves enough to remember they have been trained by a lifetime of sibling brutality to not give a Single Fuck and suddenly it’s super scary to watch. Inanallas is the first to forget that they’re inhumanly BUFF and can like, actually fight really well (Thanks Thenvas!). Inan has REALLY BAD AIM THO SO I’M CONCERNED ABOUT THEM BEING A BEATER. Tho I guess that means a lot of hitting at the closest available target. Can you grab a bludger and travel with it? They’d do that. Special delivery for Falon’Din [SLAMS IT INTO HIS CHEST FULL FORCE]

Selene and Inan are united in their Hate of Falon’Din. gtfo bonefucker dirth is her shitty brother now and he’s gotta make kissy faces at selene no more bullshit from you. I imagine at some point down the line it gets really ugly and devolves into physical fights and shit, probably something similar to the snape-sirius feud. god dirth would be So Distraught.

Tace sprinting over and holding Falon’Din in a lock while Selene and Inan wail on him #goals