#and hJESUS CHRIST

[mothersfavourite]

masha testing out the new dress by @veegeealvarez + textures by me 😘

[thalassous]

GOOD LORD SNEAKY YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

More attacks !!!! @makielki @lieutkenny @thalassous the last one was such a blast <3

[spenglercore]

So I inflicted the extended cut of Stripes on @antsyserpentine while he was out in orbit, and we both first saw Bill Murray and Harold Ramis in Ghostbusters, which makes Stripes at least a 1,000% funnier to us.

But also, the first time I watched it and THIS showed up??

1, I absolutely LOST ALL OF MY SHIT laughing, and 2, immediately thought of this from the IDW comics.

And then proceeded to die inside bc hjesus fucking christ in a handbag I would HIT THAT with extreme prejudice.

That floof and the aviator-style glasses is Peak 70s but also hot, no I do not take criticism.

This better not awaken anything in me.

[rosysugarr]

mcytblrconfessions the fact that you just said that immediately shattered every bone in my body. why did you do this to me personally

i started #the truth to add it to really funny incorrect statements that would never be true and now it's wrapped around to just meaning The Truth but sometimes i still toss an ask that fits the original meaning in there

[dezemberzwolf]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

hjesus christ

[eulchu]

i would totally donate to the good cause of gnfilboard 💙

hjesus christ ok it's not a difficult process from what im seeing

[pumpkin-bread]

HJESUS CHRIST

[voidrot-skull]

the ride never ends the ride never ends looka this fucking bithc typing almost normally she cant TYPE LOOK AT THAT Never dissociated once, wonder whats inside her brain right now, who knows could be psychosis instead. we just dont fucking know!

what i ???????? she. we?/?/ gdinliu

i dont like thinking about that i really dont,

move on pelase

ok

yeah

yeah

ok

i really like screaming into the void here and leaving my mental issues in public.

fucking, pathetic but mostly really tired all OF a sdune nnm nope getting loud why is it in WAVES??? where where we? ?WE?? I was i., um

oh yeah my body really doesn't feel like my own right now i . these arent my arms, like obviously they are but hjesus christ the y arent mine.i hthik i need a lobotomy this is too loud its a cacophonyn in here and no one has a fucking name and i cant io dont know how cause they all talk over each other. it doesnt make sense it doesnt make sense inaccurate but accurate the . nothing adds up waht the fuck is going on inmy head. pathetic bitch is so needy for attention butshe never wants to get it herself so she does shit like this. shes gonna get attention but shes gonna back awawy from it and down play it "oh its not that bad actually i promise im ok" yeah and i know shes watching all of this and gonna remember and shes fucking pissed that im gonna do this and no ones gonna delete the post get fucked. cause guess what im in control right now i can say whatn i want about whats going on in the head, get fucked bitch. have fun cleaning up this mess if someone asks. SPLIT SPLIT OR SOMETHING GOD SWITCH PLEASE IN C ANT TAKE IT. ic an take it catullay normall is waht i am. posting! bye <-- says the most attention needing girl on the whole wide world teehee :) :) :) :)

[vyrion]

hjesus christ headaches are so annoying why has nobody ever told me this

[moonysfavoritetoast]

hjesus christ the sub for convery today is hot

[jestersking]

CAN PEOPLE STOP. FINSDING THIS. ITS SO BAD. HJESUS CHRIST.

Owen: “Hi, Martyn. It’s been a good while, huh? Spring just started. We built ourselves a little house. We even left a room for you, I think you would have liked it. It’s been… Hard without you. You were such a reliable part for all of us, that it’s kinda hard to actully… Live without you. And managing the rats became so much more difficult! It’s like your chaotic attitude helped them being calm, huh.  Besides, I would really love to hear your advices on some things… Well, it doesn’t matter where you are - we always have a room for you. Or your spirit. I prefer not to think about it. We miss you.” Apo: “Hey, Martyn. Since you left I became a main tailor in the house. It’s kinda funny ‘cause the only thing that I really can’t do is hats. But I’m trying. Sometimes I work in your room. It just feels like you are right here, right beside me and you watch me. I hope you don’t mind me here.” Scott: “Hello, Martyn. I’m sorry.” Bek: “HOYYYYY MARTYYN!!!  You WILL NOT BELIVE THAT!! Me and El are !!OFFICIALLY!! married!! Yep! I did it! Acho was our priest! I hope you are proud of me!  Sometimes when she says something incredibly cheesy I look around hoping that I’ll hear you scuff or laugh. But you are not here. And it’s fine! Truly, it’s okay! I will take care of your room! And your Ratsune Miku wig too!  i miss you” Will: “Hello-hello, Mraty.  How aeu you? Wee doing jusut fine. I hope yu dotoo.  Acho is techin me, how to wiret poems! Its rally fun and i love it. it’s knd hadr to hold a pen but im dong ny best! I wuld luve y to jion us.  Can i aks yo someing? Do you like daises r rsses more? I wnt to decoaret ur door.  With lvoe, Will.” Jimmy: Tubbo: “AT MARTYN. MARTYN RARF. MRATUN. EVERYOEN IS SO DSADD THAT UR GONE BUT URE NOT GONE RIGHN??? UR IN OUR WALLS I KNOW IT!! U WIIUDLNT LEAVE US RIGHT?? RIGHT?? Martyn? You’re here, right?” El: “Martyn. It’s been so long and I’m still not used to the thought of you not being here. That I can’t knock on your door and you won’t be here meeting me with that cocky smile of yours. I know, I should stop hoping. But sometimes I still do. I’m dreaming of your voice. Bek misses you a lot, you know? Sometimes I can hear her crying while she’s cleaning your room. I can’t help her, I would cry too.” Krow: “Dear Martyn: Go Fucking Fuck Yourself.  I fucking hate you. I hate you so much. I hate you more than I hate cats.  I hate you for pushing me into the portal. I hate you for killing Oliver. I hate you because you always were so agressive to our guests. I hate you for leaving. I hate you because you were so dear to everyone. I hate you because you made everyone love you and then YOU FUCKING LEAVE.  I hate you because you made everyone cry. I hate you. You left. You fucking left us. Why? Why? Have I done something? I’m sorry. Please just go back. I’m begging you. Please. Please.” Oli: “’sup mraty  ah i havent said that name in a while. its like a curse in this house. no one talks about u. thats fair. i hate talking about u too.  i know ur not dead. u just better than this. yeah u better than dying. but u left us anyway. why? god if i know. god if anyone knows. but u know i belive thats its a cool reason. like ur saving the world or something. i wouldnt be suprised lol. it doesnt matter. truly it doesnt. whatever you are doing: we still love u. and we trust u. u always will be a shining star for us, a sweet memory.  we love you, Mraty.”

[dodgebolts]

HJESUS CHRIST?

[babbu-cakes-blog]

hey so im playing salmon run and it shows the map and then disconnects me before we even spawn in and then punishes me with a five minute wait time for my shitty internet and THEN when i do get into a round immediately we get a firefly round that just kicks our asses i am being PUNISHED today

[c-infinity-83]

hjesus christ

or we could just straight up pirate it 👍 cool

[coulroptera]

hoyl shit jholy shit hjesus fucking christy jesus christ oh my hgod homhggod oh my god oh my god holy shit holy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[with-the-same-tattoos]

The one ring? It’s Sauron’s engagement ring now.

Oh my god. Oh my hgod, Holy shit. Oh my god. I'm not generally into the idea of marriage but like. Oh my fucking god.

Can you imagine this 7 ft gigantic armor wearing crechure taking one knee and offering you the ring of power? Like? Hjesus fuckinh christ that is the sexiest fucjking thing ive ever heard? ANON UR DRIVING ME NUTS????? OH MY GOD????? Gently putting it on ur finger and ur torn between being horrified and so so so deeply touched bc thats his power thats all of oh my god ANON STOP U CANT DOI THIS TO ME