#and he doesnt even pretend to scold them bc he gets good takeout every time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

monkesupreme · 7 months ago

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Starving and wasting away etc etc

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Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.

#batman #bruce wayne #superman #wonder woman #dc #my art #mine #bruce #clark #diana #i will not make him a sugar fiend but. he is a donut guy. also #it is funny to think of him stopping in some random late night cafe in the full getup #and watching him chow down on donuts he ordered while he waits for drinks #the powdered sugar ruins his vibe so he waits until after patrol to get them #u just KNOW there was one time where he had an alert as soon as he got his food #and he and dick had to grapple walls w munchkins in their mouth #i dont want to write him as food motivated....but he can be bargained with if you have a favorite meal or snack of his #virtually every team member and robin knows this #and he doesnt even pretend to scold them bc he gets good takeout every time

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