#and how you're bisexual but God aren't we awful

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

patriarchy and biphobia really go hand in hand

[anonil88]

Euphoria Season 2 Episode 3 liveblog

As always there are spoilers below

Here we go I'm not prepared for my ship to crash in flames any Sunday now. Also I wanna kick Cassie with my good heels.

I'm very excited we are seeing Cal's backstory because is is what I wanted in season 1.

R.i.p Inxs such a tragic story what happened there.

I figured the Jacobs were generational wealth of some kind.

I realize more people are freaked out by seeing all the dicks in this show than I am. It's just nudity shrug we all get naked sometimes and its not sexual.

Cal loved a boy that didn't entirely love him back or wouldn't fully allow himself to. Marsha was literally his Maddy but, he was going through the whole heteronormativity perform for my father bullshit.

Derrick's girlfriend is so pretty.

Nothing is wrong with bisexuality. Oh they are at a gay bar which may be something they both knew or didn't know before they went there together.

Ugh they were young and in love and couldn't be because it was the 1980s. This is so sad and then of course all that unprotected sex led to an oops baby. Not the cold open just being tears. I'm sorry but id be there for my kid but that does not mean I'm about to live out the rest of my life unhappy.

Here's my little messy drug addict and this song is quite literally her and her relationship with drugs and Jules. The way I would do this and my family wouldn't think I was high they'd think its just me being me.

Here we go with her presentation and its Elliot at the helm of the clicker. Rue, the world is fucked up but that doesn't mean you can get help this presentation is so fucking chaotic like oh my god. This is what I feel like when I'm manic like bro my fucking head hurts slow the hell down. And she thinks that she's getting away with this mess? Also, girl a drug test like a blood test shows what weed is versus opiates you dummy.

Nah rue everyone knows you're lying and that weed is not what you're doing. Ooo now everyone's seeing that Rue is an addict and that addicts can be sneaky and conniving. She's using her little sister as a way to get what she wants. You are such a fucking liar also she acts like people can't tell the difference between weed and heroin. This really hits home though.

Jules is gonna interrogate this man well boy because she wants to know if he wants to fuck her girlfriend. Jules said I wanna fuck her but we aren't having that discussion right now.

Rue! We don't ask body counts, also body counts don't matter.

Ay they explained why Hunter is using a binder this season. Which hey androgyny is great but i think there's a bigger underlying issue there that maybe she needs and should talk about.

This entire scene is fucking great. I think they are alluding to polyamory which would be great is Jules wasn't gonna sit between two people who snort things up their nose for fun and one doesn't know when to tell his friend no and the other can't stop because then she will have to really really feel and feeling sucks.

Rue and Jules are so sweet and cute when they are free just being in love teenagers.

Jules said please God touch me. Well damn. 😳

Rue no put the heroin down. Its like she's just smoking weed has a great moment and jumps to "let me do heroin". But I get it we all really wanna feel really good after the best thing happens to us.

Ayy Lexi and me have similar coping mechanisms, this is so fucking good. Okay I love this damn show and how they used the actual bts and crews to just film this tid bit.

This is how Lexi really sees Rue and thats how Rue probably actually is. These two sisters honestly should talk like sit down and talk because they have traumas the two will only understand. The reasons they both have such an urge to people please or completely dissociate or become super insular.

Cassie I'm glad you're doing self care but when its only for a boy who doesn't give a shit about you you look like a fucking idiot.

Aw I love Lexi like I adored her once I saw her bob Ross costume but now she got my heart. Please let her stay single though I don't need her and her sister trying to vye for male attention because of their daddy issues.

These three are such trouble together but its fun trouble. How unfortunate that they can't just enjoy this stupid fun teen energy because Rue is out here feening for some damn drugs because she ran out of her supply. Girl the rule is "don't get high on you're own supply". I just want them to be happy and good.

Of course Elliot thinks it is a good idea.

Aww everyone calls her Rue-Rue.

Lexi looks exhausted and is like Rue hold you're god damn tongue this is how im processing life.

Awww the fact that everyone is so concerned about Rue is really fucking sweet. Nobody wants her to die from an overdose.

Yea Maddy you're doing so so much better now and no it was that bad he strangled you. Cassie if you know all this shit about their relationship why the fuck are you pining over his jolly green giant ass. Especially cause he's only using Cassie for sex but doesn't know anything about her.

Cassie and Nate are so fucking stupid, get them off my screen.

Ewww not his parents listening to this shit and his dad being like no this is weird and doesn't make me miss highschool. Especially cause he did all that and now is living a double life instead of just leaving his wife and family, which wouldn't be great either.

Kat deserves a big ass hug, adults ask teens questions like that because they forgot no teen knows the answer to that question. Hell I've got friends married who don't know the answer to that.

These two are literally just bunny rabbits like god can you stop having sex for 3 secs. Cassie you're not mens object to fulfill their fantasy and the sooner you realize that the sooner you'll learn to cope without it. Ifk talk to Jules maybe she'll wisen both you and Maddy up cause ew.

Of course Cal is watching Fez from afar. "You need to leave"

Rue you're like kind of sober/on less than h right now so maybe we should just stick to that. This is not a proposal this is how you use someone's entire supply and end up getting a fucking arm cut off or a hand for not having their money PLUS interest. Did she not watch the wire in season 1?

This is a dumb ass plan and you are going to get yourself killed, fez killed, or someone else. Ay yi yi.

So much love for Ashtray and his shotty.

Lexi' storyline is so freaking cute but she ig going to burn herself out. Can't wait to see it.

Yes the entire Jacobs family is a bunch of pussy ass bitches.

Exactly Fezco this shit is messy and confusing, Nate is spinning shit left and right.

I do not like that Jules is being lied to by either Elliot or Rue. Also, Rue is only sexual when she's sober which isn't a whole lot. When she's sober sis be out here thinking about Jules and under her covers.

Here goes Elliot spinning shit, this is how you know a straight man is writing this because of course a man comes in between these two. He's into them both but he can only get one of them. Also asexual people have swx with their partners for their partners benefit more often than you'd think. (I said this to a friend I watch with that if they didn't have rue being on fent or heroin we might get an actual semi functional teen throuple. I could just see Jules and Elliot looking at Rue like "oh you're sober righttt"

Also I too have a crush on hunter Schafer cause she's the girl version minus the drugs of every grunge 90s rocker that I wanted to be as a teen when I grew up and wanted on my wall.

In love but they don't ever fucking communicate. For the love of God please fucking talk please.

Ali its time to check the fuck out of Rue. Well Rue you just lost another person in your corner and you will regret it.

Jules is going to connect with Elliot, Rue is going to be in love with drugs even more, Cassie is a fucking idiot, and I hope Lexi' play does super well but I think its going to really fuck up her relationship with her family. I write about my family a lot but I'm not releasing anything until A. I dont live with/around them and B. I change enough that its not defaming to them. Because that's extremely painful and causes wounds that don't heal so easily.

Oh is Leslie talking to....oh.

Rue found a way to get fentanyl, fuck. Yea she's going to have the battle of a life time. I only know a handful of people who are completely sober after having full on fent addictions.

Nates going to see Maddy girl I feel it in my bones. And I was right, he's gonna try to get that tape. Cassie the L taker.

Teaser thoughts: Rue has so much love to give and she's giving it to drugs instead of herself and the people who really love her. And because of that it is just going to push them all away. I just reallywant to hug all my girls so so tight, even Cassie because she is suffering when she doesn't have to.

Just some other thoughts, if sam cuts out Barbie and Hunter that diversity meter is gonna plummet. Proud of Sydney for advocating for herself on not just euphoria sets but her other projects. I think this episode was better than the last and to be honest dont hate me but Cal is more interesting to me than his son. Like I get why and understand Nate is fucked up, he's also really well written, but I am more sympathetic to his father. Which says a lot about Nate being just some pissy kid who needs therapy yes but also likes to torment people for fun. If I put him and Rue on the same level they both fuck up and hurt the people they love but Nate does it because he enjoys that power and control over people. Rue just trying to do what we all want to do escape this fucking cesspool called life. And I think that's so fucking messed up that if it were him as Rue or any other non men characters position people would be saying omg I can fix him, oh wait they already do. -_-

[rantingcrocodile]

[laundromaitre said: “Why do bi women mostly date men?” supply and demand my dude - the sheer volume of straight men in this world is unprecedented, they are abundant] Oof, ladies, let's TALK about this shit right here, because you're right and it has to be said. On top of the sheer volume that makes wlw dating incredibly difficult, there are also insufferable, self-righteous, egotistical, misogynistic, and abusive women that makes said wlw dating a hundred times harder and less fun than straight dating. Yes, there are plenty of horrible female-attracted men out there, but my GOD do they AT LEAST show their strong desires to spend intimate time with women by taking us out on dates, making the first move, and-here's a delicious one-completely pay for the entire date afterwards! For a group that's always crying about bi women choosing to focus on men rather than women, they sure know how to make the situation so much worse for the rest of us! Smh. I want the butthurt losers to really stop and fucking think about this for a few minutes: If you are, by all means, an attractive, accomplished bisexual woman, who can have her pick of the litter, which group do you think you're going to feel the most desired and happiest? A. The group that doesn't victimize themselves and make the first move thanks to hundreds and hundreds of years old of dating rituals and traditions, paying for the dates, show they are attracted to her even after learning she is bisexual, and doesn't create tiers inside their heads that lesbians are better than bi women or lesbis are better than het women or all these other sexist crap, etc.

Or B. The group that whines all day everyday about tfw no gf, is still hopelessly in love with their ex-gfs despite so many years of it being over since most people don't want to be her friend or lover thanks to her shitty attitude against everyone who is not exactly the same as her, has incredibly misogynistic views against het/bi women to the point that they cannot see them as real complex human beings, doesn't want to make the first move or pay for the date or take the lead in the bedroom and accuse the bisexual woman of being "too passive" or a "pillow princess", talks endless shit about other bi women to the bisexual woman, interrogates her about her sexual history, etc? YES, I understand that there are plenty of terrible misogynistic men, but by God I can't be the only one realizing the hopelessness about wlw dating. One group (het/bi men) are a whopping 90% or so of the total male population, yes many are awful and undateable but there are still plenty more that can be decent partners for said bi women. The other group (lesbian/bi women) are barely even 10% of the female population, most have a lot of self-hatred and internalized misogyny and homophobia that they act out on against other women and makes dating them an absolute fucking nightmare, so then you have like 1%-4% that are dateable, but they're probably too far, age difference is too much, etc. It's a dead end a lot of the time. Stop complaining about bi women who aren't having a good time in wlw dating and needing to go back to being with men when it's the losers who are making the situation worse with the blatant bimisogyny. What a shocker that people who don't feel welcomed in one space want to get out and stay away from it! Who woulda thunk? Men have already beaten y'all when it comes to volume. What are YOU (not to rantingcroc or laundro just speaking in general) doing to make wlw dating more accessible, fun, and more attractive as an option? And please, spare me with the "uhhhhhhhh we can find the clit and make our women cum twenty times in one night uwu" because you all fail at making all the moments leading up to the bedroom incredibly hard to properly enjoy, nor is explosive sex the only thing that can keep a relationship or marriage together in hindsight. We as women need MORE than that. Really sit on that and think about it instead of complaining. God.

@laundromaitre You've been tagged in this, too!

I definitely would disagree with it being "hopeless," because like everything, it's complicated.

It takes one single person to connect with to spend the rest of your life with. There are just a lot of stereotypes and internalised biphobia to deal with. Plus, not only are there bisexual women who believe that they're lesbians, or who call themselves lesbians to appease their lesbian partners for their "ease," there are plenty of bisexual women put off dating other women because we're constantly told that our attraction to women "isn't real," or that our attraction to women is "predatory," or it's reinforced that we're "destined to be with men," so there are bisexual women who internalise that.

Realistically, most women aren't feminists, either. Not to the extent that radfems often believe that they are. They'll have the same complaint sessions about men that we all have, but they haven't been faced with true class analysis, so there just isn't that background involved, either. When they're also pressured by others around them that they're "lying" about their bisexuality, or that it's a "phase," or that they "need to hurry up and settle down," especially with the female socialisation that hammers home that women are "supposed" to be married to men and having their children etc, right alongside how much more likely it is for bisexual women to have self-esteem issues and mental health issues and be victims of domestic abuse that primes a need to cling to anyone that shows love, it's complicated and painful.

Feminists are supposed to be able to understand full analysis of what's going on in the real world, but as soon as it's time to hate bisexuals, they drop right down to MRA levels of thinking.

It's the romantic relationship equivalent of, "The wage gap doesn't exist, but even if it does, then women just need to get better jobs?"

Some fauxminists actually need to think outside of the carefully crafted bubble that they think is reality created by social media and interact with the real world sometime.

[stellarstacey]

"Seriously?" Eddie asked in slight awe.

"Yeah...it's not a big deal, man." Buck mumbled as he grabbed the laptop away from Eddie.

Eddie just blinked a few times. When Buck had asked him to check his email for their gym time slot at the YMCA for their monthly basketball game against the 143, he did not expect to find an acceptance email from Yale in Buck's email.

"You got accepted into Yale as in YALE!" Eddie waved his arms around for emphasis.

Buck shrugged. "I've always been good at standardize tests. I scored a 1500 on my SATs."

Eddie was sure he entered the twilight zone.

"Did you uh...apply to other schools?" Eddie asked as Buck sat down next to him on the couch.

"A few." Buck rubbed the back of his neck and Eddie raised an eyebrow.

Buck sighed.

"I got accepted into Yale, Harvard, Stanford, Princeton and Dartmouth." Buck muttered and Eddie choked on his beer.

"Holy shit!" Eddie coughed and Buck winced.

"Yeah...my parents were pissed when I decided to go try out for the Navy Seals instead of going to University, they still haven't gotten over it." Buck huffed in annoyance while Eddie was still trying to wrap his head around the fact that Buck had been accepted into every Ivy League University he could think of.

"I just don't understand how someone so smart can be so fucking clueless all the time!" Eddie grumbled and Buck frowned offended.

"Excuse me?" Buck asked slightly hurt.

Eddie sighed and turned to face him.

"It's Friday night and we are having dinner at your place." Eddie tried and Buck tilted his head.

"So?"

"I made you dinner instead of ordering us take out...I'm wearing a button down shirt and nice jeans instead of a t-shirt and sweats..." Eddie tried again but Buck just wrinkled his brow in confusion.

"What does your clothes have to do with any of this?" Buck asked and Eddie pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I wanted to look nice for you...I cooked us dinner because I wanted to impress you." Eddie muttered softly and Buck's frowned deepened.

"Why?" Buck asked and Eddie sighed.

"You're a smart guy, Buck. Put two and two together." Eddie whispered and Buck bit his lip in thought.

"The only thing coming to mind doesn't fit the equation. The variables aren't right." Buck muttered lowly.

"What variables?" Eddie asked and Buck blushed.

"Your sexuality and my sexuality." Buck bit his lip and Eddie frowned.

"Straight and Bi..." Eddie muttered in defeat and Buck nodded.

"Yeah. My Bisexuality can't work in your Straight equation." Buck rubbed the back of his neck as Eddie's head shot up.

"My what now?" Eddie asked and Buck blinked.

"Your Straight equati..." Buck started but Eddie cut him off.

"I'm Bi. You're Straight." Eddie stated confused and Buck wrinkled his nose at him.

"No I'm Bi and you're Straight." Buck stated equally confused.

"Jesus Christ...We're both Bi." Eddie snorted and Buck's eyes widened.

"Fuck..." Buck whispered still in slight shock.

"God, can we?" Eddie nearly begged and Buck's eyes darkened.

"You want to fuck me?" Buck asked still in a daze.

"Since the day I met you." Eddie growled before pushing Buck onto his back.

Eddie crawled on top of him and Buck stared at his lips.

"I would have said yes. On the first day...I was trying not to do hook ups but if you would have asked...damn there is no way I could have said no to you..." Buck cupped Eddie's jaw.

"Good thing I didn't ask because I just don't want a hook up." Eddie leaned his forehead against Buck's.

"What do you want?" Buck asked shyly.

"For now I want you to be my best friend and boyfriend. Then in like 6 months, I want you to be my best friend and finance. And finally in a year or two I want you to be my best friend and husband...And a father to Christopher." Eddie stated playfully but there was a serious glint in his brown eyes.

"I'd have to be an idiot to say no to that." Buck whispered and Eddie smiled brightly.

"Than it's a good thing for me that you are the farthest thing from an idiot, Evan." Eddie smirked before crashing their lips together.

[messinwitheddie]

oh,, what an interesting change of attitude in both zim and ferocity

(They both have a lot to process.)

*after a long, awkward sex ed lecture*

Dib "Ferocity, Scathe AND Handoverfist?! *Laughs* I always miss the good shit! Wow, today took a turn. I'm so proud of you, man."

Zim "Glad YOU find this so amusing! I'm humiliated!"

Dib "Aw, come on; This is hysterical! Look at you hopping on that bi-cycle. I love it!"

Zim "I would never be caught dead on such a primitive vehicle!"

Dib "No, Zim, there's no-- It's a lame sibling joke between Gaz and I because, you know, we're both bisexual; she's just on the gayer end of the spectrum and I'm on the straighter... nevermind."

Zim "Can we focus on ME for once?! I made a fool of myself! The entire swarm thinks I'm this neurotic, defective WEIRDO now!!"

Dib "You let that cat out of the bag the day we met the swarm."

Zim "What cat?! Why are there cats on bicycles?!"

Dib "Zim--The fuck, man? You must have a better grasp on English idioms by now."

Zim "I can never show my face in Mem's hive again! I may as well stumble aimlessly through the wilderness until a predator of somekind eats me."

Dib "I think you're making a bigger deal out of this than necessary. What you did, what you're feeling, it's natural."

Zim "NOT for me! Irkens aren't supposed to feel ...these feelings and even if we do, we DO NOT act on them!"

Dib "I know that's bullshit. YOU know that's bullshit and the entire Irken species knows that's bullshit. You guys have been brainwashed into suppressing your carnal natures by your control brains."

Zim "If what I did isn't "wrong" or indecent then why do I feel so terrible?"

Dib "I mean-- you might have pitted two sisters against each other; that never ends well."

Zim "A fight to the death over Zim's affection? That's arousing-- tragic. Arousing. Shit!"

Dib *chuckled* "I doubt they will fight "to the death" over you. Both of them just might end up hating your spooch."

Zim "No...Zim is much too charming and lovable."

Dib "Oh my God..." *laughs*

Zim "And Hoff is always an option."

Dib "He already hates you, man."

Zim "He's coming around."

Dib "I envy you."

Zim "You should, you really should."

Dib "So what did Mem say about all this?"

Zim "...In short, what you said. This is natural. We just have to ignore our impulses or risk facing the repercussions...It was more in depth than that, but, I would rather not discuss it with you, Dib-human. No offense. I...I would rather block this entire experience out of my consciousness entirely. It will take some effort, but I can do it."

Dib "That's fine. See? Kissing three people is hardly the worst thing you've ever done. Just don't do what I did and knock u-- impregnate a girl. You'll be... you'll figure it out."

Zim "Don't worry, Human. Zim has no desire or intentions to do...THAT unless necessary."

Dib "Your species is weird, Zim."

Zim "And likewise, yours, human."

Dib "When are you leaving to find the Sage?"

Zim "Right after you leave for Earth."

Dib "You don't want to part with Mem and her swarm on bad terms."

Zim "I DON'T?!! How have I navigated through the uncharted cosmos without your insight, Dib? How?!"

Dib "Fucking talk to them before you leave, drama-queen supreme."

Zim "Zim does not accept that title."

Dib "But you wear the crown so proudly."

Zim "What am I supposed to say to them?"

Dib "I don't know. How you feel, I guess."

Zim "I'm not sure how I feel. I'm not sure I feel anything."

[punkscowardschampions]

Ronnie, Bronson, Charlie & Bea

Ronnie: I'm going on a run Ronnie: who wants? Bronson: My stash is depleted for some unknown reason 🤔 please stock me up Charlie: Ooh, new year new you babe? Charlie: couch to 5k is it aspirational af 😍 Bea: ✋ me Ronnie: fuck off i just dont need you pussies crying when you can't scav my gear Ronnie: what'll it be princess? the usual Charlie: c'mon, we've always shared everything, nothing is your own #carekidlife Bronson: Ha! That'll be why the lock on my door never sticks Bea: yep, not decided to get heavily into crack since we last spoke, just lots of amphetamines in any form you find 'em, tah, got exams coming up Ronnie: Shame Ronnie: reckon I'd like you more on the hard shit Charlie: just in case you missed the old place, man, giving you that nostalgia for when you had to padlock anything that wasn't bolted to the floor 😜 Bronson: Good times! 😀 Bea: Shame I'm not trying to be your type then, I guess Bea: soz darling, spoken for 💋 Charlie: Truly, missing that tenner a week pocket money, LUXURY! Ronnie: fucking am Ronnie: pissing jobcentre Bronson: I'll add it to your tab if you're desperate as Charlie: gotta learn to play their game, babe Charlie: not throw the board in a hissy Ronnie: 🖕 doss cunts Bea: catch me here fanning myself with sweet, sweet debt for future me to give a shit about Bronson: I'll wipe it out if you use some to keep me sweet Bea: sweet enough sugar 😘 Bea: but forreal, if you could manage that I would be your sugar mama for LIFE 🙏 Bronson: It's student loans not the feds Bronson: Easy peasy Bea: true, like all branches of the gov, pretty fucking useless Bea: but I'm an immigrant as far as they concerned so they treat me SO good 😋 Bronson: Same, but we can always stretch our hands out a little further Ronnie: To jack it and pat yourself on the back at the same time, yeah? Ronnie: calm it down Bronson: New year, new look too! Green looks ace with black 😄 Bea: Clearly do not have natural rhythm Ronnie, that's really not that difficult Bea: You're not a drummer, are you? 😕 Ronnie: get off my tits all of yous Ronnie: do you want gear or nah? Bronson: 🤐 Bea: I thought you'd already gone tbh Ronnie: not trying to score that weak gay shit Ronnie: hitting up a more reliable source like Charlie: rude, i'm RIGHT here Ronnie: are you even gay fitzy? always in my pussy lad Bronson: 😷 Bea: 🤢 Charlie: idk, ask ur man 💖 Ronnie: that'll be why me and Bron's dads did a bunk Bronson: Get yourself locked up at the same time just for the d, did you? Romantic Charlie: if the porn n the stereotypes n the rate of STIs are anything to go by...love is in the air always in cell block h Ronnie: princess'll have some handcuffs to get you on your way to that good loving Bea: 🚿🧠 anyone got any bleach? Bea: Charlie isn't worth the 💰 use cable ties, more authentic Bronson: 99 🚔 My fingers are on the button....Stop for the love of god Ronnie: Bron can help you out there Fitz Ronnie: 🤓 Bronson: Take that over a thicko label Charlie: Look, babe, know you wanna tie me down forever but do it yourself, don't involve the kid Charlie: 💍 diamond or no D, soz Ronnie: Bring a needle I'll snag a gem Bronson: Don't go there, C, I'm still riding the ear infection wave Bronson: It's been 84 years Ronnie: yeah cause you're a mong that can't turn an earring Bronson: In my defense I was a legit child Bea: nothing screams low-class like stabbing your friends for the bants Charlie: and i already scream homo loudly enough, don't need another reason to be hate crime-d, a thank you Bronson: If I didn't know you I'd guess bisexual Bronson: You can have that for free Charlie: what a smooth-talker! thanks babe 💖 Charlie: and if i didn't know you, i'd guess you were trying to see my dongle Bronson: Been there, repressed the trauma o that Ronnie: get a fucking room benders Charlie: why you being so homophobic when we all know how bad you want on princess? cliche stuck in the closet much Bea: shut up Ronnie: in your wet dreams Charles Ronnie: fuck off Charlie: oh the delicious tension Charlie: too much for either to bear Ronnie: I know where she's been Ronnie: fuck that Ronnie: like you wish you could gayboy Bronson: Wait, you fancy Fraze, Charlie? Ha Bea: Bron can you not encourage either of them Bea: thanks Bronson: Sorry my mind's just blown I thought he was out of his straight boy phase Charlie: What? Its a compliment for you, he's adorable, why else would you be with him? Ronnie: they're both annoying cunts Ronnie: match made Charlie: and never out of that phase, bro 😍 #daddyissues Bea: get his name out of your mouth bitch Ronnie: oi get your mouth off his dick Fitzgerald you heard her Ronnie: princess is raging like Ronnie: when your mans a slag and youre a prude Bea: As if Bea: Only one McKenna fucked up to go near you Bea: #singletear Charlie: Children, enough Ronnie: Bron do that final 9 she's going off 😂 Bronson: Walking away Bea: know you're hard up but as per we're all funding you getting your rocks off so run along and do it, no need to bore me trying to get your kicks Ronnie: know youre a snobby cunt but I don't work for you Bea: you don't work for anyone, not even JC gonna fund your lack of a life Ronnie: 🖕 mad cause I don't need reddies to fund myself Bea: yeah fuming Bea: if only I'd have thought of selling my body, wouldn't even NEED to be at cambs rn omg Ronnie: nailed it Bea: 😂 Bea: whodathunkit Bea: talking to the cure for cancer stuck inside a waster here Bea: and I'm the snob, okay Ronnie: fucking hell Ronnie: devvo like Bea: We can tell Bea: you don't need to shout about it, you've got the energy of a walking wasteland Ronnie: can't wait until you take some more speed and get more smug Bea: Right? Bea: Must sting, better only getting better Bea: why don't you get something to numb the pain- Ronnie: let you know how it feels when the lads come up Bronson: A rare compliment, you hitting it already? Ronnie: you'll have your share calm the fuck down Charlie: i don't want any, i'm busy Charlie: glad you all noted my silence, feel so listened to usually! hmpf Ronnie: so now you're a little bitch too Ronnie: fuck's sake Bronson: PARTY TIME, am I right? Really in the mood now thanks everyone Charlie: who's in who's pussy, dollface? Charlie: keep your shirt on, Bro 😂 got enough with the two angry feminists here Charlie: I've got previous plans, if you're really so hurt, you can save me some, no? Whaddya mean that'd hurt more? 😏 Bea: you're alright, I personally rather you weren't there, suits me 😘 Bronson: Shirts already off, too late 😜 Bea: Standard 👌 Charlie: you big man whore Charlie: when i'm not around to be predatory, too, tuttut Bronson: I'd wilt under your stare, you know you aren't missing out Charlie: our beautiful wallflower Charlie: I bagsy being a red rose, lil trashy but iconic Bronson: Thorn in our sides Bronson: accepted Bea: Nice one, babe Bea: i'll be an orchid, because i'm beautiful, ornamental and high-maintenance Bea: getting in there before any of you fucks can Charlie: though your silence IS noted, wonwon Charlie: don't be cross at me 😘 Ronnie: fuck off Ronnie: you're not the only one who's busy Ronnie: got a dick in my mouth too like Charlie: such a skilled multitasker Charlie: teach me your ways Bronson: in private please Bronson: not a lesson I want to learn Bea: we're not living in that teen movie Ronnie: On my way Bea: 👍 getting cash out, meet you there Bronson: Doors on the latch

Bea: Morning sweetness 😴 Bea: manage to recover your good vibe/night? Bronson: is it? 😪 Bronson: Until now it wasn't too bad Bronson: Do you get to say the same or is it pure suffering? Bea: Wow, when you hit bae up with that morning text and he's like day=ruined 😰 thought we was forever 😉 Bea: Decided to get off with someone around the same time I lost track of yous, so it was fucking awful, don't tell me you coulda told me that Bronson: It's only the comedown I wanna dump you're welcome to come and nap 💗 Bronson: Not to be that know it all Bea: Molly's such a cruel, cruel mistress, she wants you to miss her when she's gone 💁 Bea: Poor bubba, better than waking up next to that pushy bitch from last night though, Jesus, what was her damage? Bea: I reckon he'd actually gone out and had his drunken kebab and THEN PAID TO GET BACK IN Bea: No sir, not alright Bea: Why do I bother? Bronson: But I'm shamelessly smitten, only girl for besides present company like Bronson: Whatever it is she's not the first or last sufferer Bronson: Thanks for the bail out and sorry I wasn't there to do the same with kebab Kev Bea: N'awwh 💞 glad I hold more appeal than Tina, don't need to be going down that route Bea: It's an epidemic! Basic bitches who can't get a man willing, yeah take that out on innocent onlookers who ain't buying and talk about how your ex ain't shit for being a creepy letch Bea: We see you sweets 💅 Bea: Any time, even if you weren't there to take that donner breath bullet Bea: I'd never ask that of anyone, even Ronnie, though she'd brag about not being arsed, I'm sure 😂 Bronson: Next time I'll carry gum and throw it at whoever you deem worthy Bronson: Give me the nod Bronson: It was all over her socials like we had a good night together until I got there first Bronson: Rather take out Tina and all her mates Bea: as if you don't already Bea: if only little miss would-be-rapist knew that strong jawline was from gurning up a storm 😉 Bea: not so sexy now Bronson: there's nothing in my pockets I'm just pleased to see you Bronson: Seriously though, some of those selfies had to go for that unflattering reason alone taking into account none of her other antics Bronson: I looked a state Bea: 😂 not fallen for that one before but i'll make an exception for you boo Bea: catch me in my duvet cocoon, please don't look at me 'cos same Bea: I dread to think Bea: kept off my accounts for that reason and many more, some of us have reputations to uphold, skank Bronson: want me to check Bronson: clean up the carnage Bronson: Then brunch, your treat Bea: please Bea: roleplay my IT bitch and I'll be feeling my boss best in time for a liquid lunch Bea: will have to damage control my face first, enjoy watching me lovingly whilst I turn a -2 to an 11 Bronson: Never get bored of staring at you, you know that Bronson: Make my hair great again Bronson: Thanks Bea: when you shoulda been Trump's campaign manager 😕 Bea: sort the weave, clean up that twitter Bea: what a wonderful world it coulda been Bronson: Last night proves I can't stop him pussy grabbing Bronson: Need you for that one Bea: This pussy bites back 😼 Bea: its not your fault, girls like that, if you tell her to fuck off, and rightly so, it'd be made like YOU were being a prick to her Bea: gotta bullshit these hoes sometimes, tis the only way Bronson: Or playing hard to get...they fire that one at me loads Bronson: 😦 Bea: 🤢 gross Bea: got that one myself a fair few times, when I'm not being accused of being a prude by Ronaldo, hilariously Bea: People are the worst Bea: 'cept us Bronson: It's only because she likes you Bronson: Flattering, isn't it? Bronson: Being called broken is my fave Bronson: "Who hurt you?" You are right now, fuck off before you get a slap yourself to feel the pain of Bea: Wouldn't that just be the perfect solution in their simplistic little world? If only Bea: Save myself the feelings of disgust not brought on by kebab breath Bea: Though, if you think that that's love coming from Ron, then you do have an answer to their riddle right there, not real but the masses'll take one look at her and buy it 😜 Bronson: No arguments here Bronson: Your socials are sparkling now so that's real comfort to take Bea: 💖 yay Bea: the world never need know Bea: as long as I didn't drunk dial or text Fraze, this day is looking up, tah babes Bronson: Not to be a know it all again so quick Bronson: but I'm going to go ahead and guess the answer to that one Bea: BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE Bea: I'm sure I'd have angry ranting in my inbox if I had Bea: or a passive indirect on the socials, come across one perchance smartiepants? Bronson: Might've Bronson: I'll spare you Bea: Noooooooooooooooooooo Bea: Coulda had it all Bea: Really sours my Bloody Mary Bea: Fuck sake, now he's going to think I FUCKED kebab kev and enjoyed it meanwhile I sit here virginal and scrubbing my mouth out with soap Bea: How's this game fair again, please remind me Bronson: It isn't Bronson: But I can't tell you to stop playing Bronson: All yours Bea: you're meant to be a superwhizkid Bea: can't you think up a strategy so I win Bronson: Thinking cap is on Bronson: Because my hair still looks shit as much as Bea: I'll fix your barnet Bea: Between you and Charlie, honestly Bea: Never known boys like it 😂 Bea: blatant lie, have you seen how particular Fraze is but he doesn't really have much hair to be stylin' so Bronson: 👴 awkward Bea: you fool Bea: not like that 😂 Bea: though I'll keep it in my backpocket for when we inevitably row later Bea: #malepatternbaldnessBITCH Bronson: Freebie to kick your day off right again Bea: if you refuse to tell me what to do, could you use your skillz for good at least and fucking disable my phone when i'm fucked Bronson: Last time I tried you tried to fight me like Bea: Look, I didn't say it was a task for the fainthearted 😉 Bea: and yes, you would be the first to succeed too Bea: but if anyone can, its my man 😘 Bronson: Ego boost before eggs Bronson: Whoa Bronson: Today is looking up Bea: Gotta keep you sweet with all the bitching I'll no doubt do at brunch Bea: such a Carrie move, like no one cares bitch, write it in your column or books or...what did she even write? Or was she just monologuing at her computer, like all been there babe but don't act like its buying you all that designer Bronson: Her real true love was that laptop Bronson: Solved it Bea: 😲 Bea: but Mr. Big Bea: clue in the name Bronson: Could be his wallet Bronson: explain the designer gear Bea: Exactly Bea: Just my type Bronson: I'd go in for it if I can spend and send him the receipts Bea: you must be aware there are websites for that Bea: get on it boy Bronson: It all gets too sexual for my tastes Bea: set out boundaries Bea: different strokes for different folks Bea: i'm SURE there's a millionaire out there that just wants to chat Bronson: 🤔 There's enough fighting off advances in the club Bronson: Shelving that until millionaires become good people Bea: not bad people by default Bea: just a bad system they profit from more than you Bronson: Getting deep in here Bronson: Truth though Bea: real talk take #2 Bea: where do you think charlie was last night? and who or what was he doing? Bronson: Good questions that I have no answer to Bronson: If he had a job we'd all know Bea: I need to know, suspense is killing me Bea: I didn't think anything beat drugs in his book Bea: somewhat encouraging? Bronson: You could ask but I doubt you'd get far enough into the real Bronson: It is Bronson: Boy's growing up? Bea: Full of the #bants them two Bronson: Since day 1 Bronson: I'm coming to get you, Barbara Bronson: Ready yourself Bea: *falls over gravestones like a dumb bitch* Bea: i'm good to go and looking fly Bronson: I'll do the coded knock Bronson: Made up rn Bea: Helpful Bronson: That's my thing Bronson: Soon, my love, soon