#and i have to work?? this is a travesty

[party-lemon]

It's Pro Rev dayyyy 🥰🥰

[purrvaire]

black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone

[zarafey]

Theres just something so satisfying about watching your favorite tv shows on dvd. Streaming is always reliant on a good internet connection (and just going to absolute shit rn anyways). Pirating is often a 50/50 on if you find good quality, subtitles etc, especially for a bit older shows. Dvds are just... You have good quality, you have subtitles, you have the joys of putting a disc in the drive, you have the dvd start sceen, you have special features, you dont need an internet connection, you paid for it and now own it, people need to physically break into your house and steal it to take it away from you.

Was even better when most laptops used to have a dvd drive themselves but the portable ones are pretty small and light, well worth it in my opinion.

[moths-in-hats]

the fact there are only 3 fics in the mason hewitt & hayden romero tag on ao3 is TRAGIC

[almoststedytimetravel]

The relationship between a woman and the blorbo she headcannons as aroace, but no one else does is sacred.

This is about him, btw.

[ardenigh]

i went on a “costume/makeup design within stage and film mediums” deep dive so here’s this man

[ghoul-haunted]

the borgias s1e1, s3e1

[feydfuckernation]

on the subject of elvis presley i genuinely think the funniest crossover event that never happened was when i learned he was apparently a huge fan of the godfather and REALLY wanted to be in the film can u even IMAGINE

[icryyoumercy]

'please stand in front of this toilet in the most uncomfortable and counterintuitive position possible, and then pee in this cup while under direct video surveillance'

... and then the people making me do this wonder it doesn't work?

like. if you need to observe people peeing in a cup, at least you could set up the surveillance in a way that doesn't require them to stand sideways to a toilet while holding their feet uncomfortably close together, that shouldn't be that difficult

[fordarkisthesuede]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! ✩°｡⋆⸜(ू˙꒳​˙ )

This time, on a very special episode of The Whole Nine Yards...

P.S. - If you ever wonder what my time management skills are like, I've been meaning to edit my icon to be the Ace flag for the month of June for three years... And I've finally managed to do it!!! (TwT)

[non-un-topo]

So fucked up that I have to do work instead of writing fanfiction tbh

[agentsquirrelsgotrobots]

Hi there, I love your rb mafia au, I really do. The concept is excellent, and I wanted to know if you planned on doing more of it...also, just out of curiosity: would you do a bit of chch and kadewave (maybe graham x boulder) too? Just like you did with daniblades? It would be hilarious to see how a relationship formed on usefulness alone ends up as a fully romantic one...

Thanks!

Honestly, the mafia au is way too much fun. Kadewave straight up won't work in this, Kade is the thug/ strategic breaker of bones, and Heatwave is a rat and will always be a rat, but platonic Boulder x Graham? As a pair of bumbling idiots who think they are in breaking bad, but are actually pinky and the brain without Charlie? Heck yeah, that one's for the history books.

They are both smart people, but they are making meth and nuke together in a VERY confined space, and they DEFINITELY aren't wearing enough/any PPE.

Yeah, the cops got together first. I am not the first one to do a mafia au, there's a great one-shot on Ao3 that I keep forgetting to link, but I love how it's Chase's crush on Charlie that keeps him in line, not the bomb in his subspace or the knowledge that Charlie could make him disappear, just oooooo, tiny cop hot.

It's great.

Dani Blades happened out of basically Stockholm Syndrome, Dani usually has a whole femme Fatale wardrobe that she uses whenever Charlie gives her free rein to kill someone, and boy oh boy, does she look stuuuuunnnnning in black club dresses with plunging necklines and SEVERAL guns strapped to her body.

Unlike Canon Dani, she is a LOT more comfortable with her body and showing skin, so she is often more flirty and outwardly confident with her body, and is not afraid to flirt with the giant space robot if it means he will go just a bit faster. The relationship was a "happy" accident.

I'm going to say, don't get attached to Heatwave in this au, and DaniBlades is going to be a bit of a mindfuck at times, especially as Cody goes through ... negative character development.

I don't want to spoil too much too soon, but yeah, major character death will be a THING here.

[veratrance]

Next chapter of FAC is nearly finished and will be uploaded today yayy. Many sorrys for the longass delay!! The chapter is hella long again and is the size of 2 normal-sized chapters though, so hopefully that makes up for it a tiiiny bit 👀

[ahaura]

rip to everyone else not obsessed with resident evil code – code: veronica (2001) by capcom. my city now

[dizzybevvie]

Some news company ive never heard of is trying to tell me that theyre making a live action HTTYD and like I'm pretty sure theyre not

[printerhater]

i need to redo my theme. sooo bad. also WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME I DONT HAVE A DESKTOP SITE