#and i wuv her ass

[timothylawrence]

Thank you Rana for inventing women thats awesome man

U R WELCOME <333

[vessuna]

my cat keeps trying to eat my pc cable under my desk

[mxwhore]

mom leaves today :(

[winterchimez]

happiest birthday to my love, bestie, soulmate, @cloverdaisies 💚💚💚 you deserve an appreciation post bcs of how much you mean to me like im not even kidding :(((( i miss you loadsss i know you’ve been real busy with irl matters but just now that im always here for you my love 💚 sending you my hugs & kisses 24/7 love you loads my bubba 😘🫶🏻💚🫂

[thatgirlstrawberry]

Sick Surprise pt. 6 — Rossi’s Princess Castle

In which Spencer invites Y/N to his team’s dinner but the sitter for Eloise cancels

Warnings: Fluff, ¿smut scene?, Eloise, Henry and Jack being adorable, dirty jokes, Derek teasing Spencer, the team being like wtf— 😧

Spencer Reid x fem!reader

Spencer’s chest heaved as he collapsed on the bed next to his girlfriend. Her eyes were still squeezed shut and her lip between her teeth.

After a moment of breathing and calming down, Y/N hummed and moved to lay close to him. “Wanna go shower?” She asked, kissing his neck. “We can be louder in there.” He chuckled, rubbing her cheek with the pad of his thumb.

“Of course.” He kissed her lips and pulled away, laughing when she tried to catch his lips again. She giggled as he began talking again. “So… there’s this dinner…” He trailed off.

Y/N hummed, her fingers grazing over his abs gently. “Mhm…”

Spencer cleared his throat. “My friend from work is hosting at his house and Um—“ He paused and kissed her because her lips were searching for his. “They know that I’m dating someone— that someone being you— and Rossi invited you.”

Y/N stopped he movement of her hand and looked up at him. A small smile grew on her lips. “Really?” She asked quietly.

Spencer smiled down at her. “Really. I would really like for them to meet you.”

Y/N nodded. “But what if they don’t like me?”

The man scoffed. “They’re gonna love you.” He whispered. “I love you.”

Her smile grew and she grabbed the side of his face, kissing him. He pushed her hair out of the way and kissed her back. “I love you too. So much.” She mumbled between kisses. “And I would love to come to dinner.”

Spencer chuckled. “If you keep kissing me like that we’re not gonna make it to the shower.”

Y/N smirked, moving her body to straddle waist. “I’m okay with that.”

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

Two days later, Y/N stood in front of her full body mirror in a dress and heels. Eloise was jumping on her bed and singing some song about colors she had heard on the tv earlier in the day.

“Mommy, how long you gonna be gone?” Eloise asked as she stopped jumping.

The mother hummed and spun around. “Just a few hours.”

Eloise shook her head and frowned. “A foo hours is wike… forever, mommy!”

Y/N giggled and sat on the edge of her bed, letting Eloise lean against her. “No it’s not, Eloisey. And you get to be here with Katie. Don’t you like Katie?”

The girl gasped. “Oh my dosh— I wuv Katie.” She breathed out.

Y/N smiled and nodded, kissing her cheek. “I know! You guys are gonna have so much fun!”

Like the universe hated her or something, her phone buzzed beside her and she picked it up.

From: Katie

Hi Y/N! I’m sooooo sorry but i can’t watch Eloise tonight. I think I caught the flu and I’d hate to get her sick

Y/N sighed and shut her eyes. “You’ve got to be fucking me in the ass.” She groaned, forgetting that there was a 3 year old right next to her.

“Mommy, why did you say the fuck word?” Eloise asked causing her to groan louder.

She opened her eyes and put a smile on her face. She knew that Spencer’s phone was on silent and he probably wouldn’t be paying much attention to it while he was with his team.

“No reason baby.” She shook her head. “Go pick out an outfit for you to wear tonight, okay?”

Eloise furrowed her eyebrows. “Why?”

Y/N swiped Jaír out of her baby’s eyes. “Because Katie can’t come tonight so, we’re gonna go eat dinner with Spencer.”

Eloise squealed and crawled off of her mom’s bed and ran out into her room.

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

When Y/N arrived at the house— the fucking mansion— she sighed and looked back at Eloise.

“Oh my dosh, Spenther’s fwiend wives in a princess castle!” The girl shouted, clapping her hands.

Y/N laughed. “Yes, he does live in a princess castle.” She took her phone off of the gps thingy in her car and got out.

She walked around the front of the car and got Eloise out of her car seat. “You ready?” She asked, hiking the girl up on her hip, and holding her fist out.

“Ready fweddy.” Eloise nodded and bumped her tiny fist on Y/N’s.

Y/N nodded and began to walk up the stone driveway. She got to the door, feeling her heart hammer in her chest. “Oh god, I can’t do this.” She whispered.

“Yeth you can mommy.” Eloise smiled and touched her mother’s cheek.

She kissed Eloise’s forehead and quickly pressed the doorbell. They heard the sound outside before hearing Spencer’s voice.

“That’s Y/N!” He said, trying to be quiet. “Don’t ask too many questions— Derek why are you sm- stop smirking.”

Y/N took a deep breath in and the door swung open. Spencer’s smile widened when he saw Eloise in her arms.

The woman shook her head. “I’m really sorry, my sitter canceled and I knew that I wouldn’t be able to find one on short notice and I’m really—“

“Y/N, Y/N.” Spencer stopped her. “It’s okay! I was hoping you’d bring Eloise anyway.” He said, looking at the kid. “I missed my girl anyways.” He smiled and Eloise held her arms out.

Y/N let Spencer take her out of her arms. “Are you sure this is okay? Do I look okay? Is my makeup-“

Spencer leaned forward to kiss her shortly. “Everything is fine.” He nodded.

Y/N nodded and smiled up at him nervously, following him as he moved back inside the house.

She walked behind him and heard a quiet gasp as they entered the dining room. “Oh my God, is that a child!?”

Y/N bit her lip and stood next to Spencer, smiling nervously and looking around at everyone. “Uh, guys this is Y/N.” He said nodding down at her. “And this is Eloise,” He noticed how Y/N stiffened under the team’s stares. He cleared his throat.

A blonde dressed in bright purple stood up and made her way towards them. “Oh my goodness!” She pulled Y/N into a hug causing a surprised noise to leave the woman’s mouth. “It’s so nice to meet you!” She pulled away and looked at the girl in Spencer’s arms. “And you too! Oh my gosh you’re adorable.”

“Hi, it’s nice to meet you.” Y/N spoke.

“I’m Penelope!”

Eloise became shy and she waved, leaning into Spencer’s neck. Y/N giggled and said hi.

Then, everyone else walked up to them and introduced themselves to her and Eloise.

Derek and Savannah, David Rossi, Emily Prentiss, JJ and Will and Aaron Hotchner all greeted her with a smile and a handshake— JJ hugged her.

When the blonde woman met Eloise, she glanced up at Spencer with wide eyes. “I’m JJ.” She told the girl.

“Hi JJ.” Eloise greeted quietly.

Y/N smiled and Eloise looked at her with wide eyes. “What’s wrong baby?” The girl waved her over and she walked over, leaning closer to her. Eloise whispered something in her mom’s ear.

A moment later, she pulled away from her and looked at Rossi. “I’m sorry, can we go use your bathroom?”

The man nodded. “Of course.” He smiled. “It’s right down that hallway to the left.”

“Thank you.” She nodded, taking Eloise from Spencer and nodding at him before walking to the bathroom.

The team waited until her heels stopped clicking and the bathroom door shut.

Derek scoffed. “So how exactly did you win her over?” He asked with a chuckle. Savannah slapped his arm.

Spencer rolled his eyes. “We met at this coffee shop near her apartment—“

JJ smiled. “What, like five years ago? I mean, that kid is huge!” She exclaimed in a hushed whisper.

He shook his head. “No Um… I met her six months ago. Eloise is Um… she’s not mine.” He hated saying because even though technically it was true, anything a father would do for his daughter, he’d do for Eloise.

“She’s adorable, Reid.” Emily spoke. “Oh, the kid is too.” She jokingly shrugged.

Spencer smiled and rolled his eyes. “She’s really nervous so can we please tone down the compliments.”

JJ’s eyes lit up. “Ooh! Maybe Eloise would like to play with Henry and Jack when dinner is cooking.” She pursed her lips. “They’re just in the back yard.”

Spencer shrugged. “We’ll have to ask her.” As if on cue, Y/N’s heels began clicking again and Eloise was saying things.

They came around the corner and /N was holding Eloise’s hand as they walked. She let go of her mother’s hand and ran up to Rossi, pulling on his pant leg. “Scuse me, mithter. Do you wive in a princess castle?”

The team laughed and Rossi bent down a bit. “I do live in a princess castle.” He nodded.

Spencer chuckled and leaned over to Y/N as the two of them went into a deep conversation about Eloise’s favorite princesses.

“Is it okay if she goes outside and plays with JJ and Hotch’s boys?” He asked.

Y/N nodded. “Yeah, of course. But you didn’t need to ask my permission.” She told him quietly. “I trust you, okay?”

Spencer nodded and kissed the side of her head before getting Eloise’s attention. “Hey, Eloisey do you wanna go play outside and meet some new friends?”

The girl nodded shyly and Spencer held out his hands. Eloise grabbed onto both and hopped onto his feet. Y/N laughed as he began to waddle towards the sliding doors behind the dining room table.

JJ went out before him so she could rally up the other kids. “Hey guys?” She called. Y/N followed behind Spencer and Eloise.

The boys stopped throwing the ball around and came running towards JJ. “Is dinner done yet, mommy?” Henry asked.

JJ chuckled. “Not yet honey. I wanted you and Jack to meet Spencer’s friends Y/N and Eloise.”

They looked up at the woman and then at the girl who held a small smile. “I’m Eloise.” She nodded. “You wike pwaying superhewoes?” She asked.

Jack nodded rapidly and Henry gasped. “We love playing superheroes.”

Eloise hopped off of Spencer’s feet. “Otay. I’m donna be the good one. You duys be da bad ones.”

She ran further into the yard and Y/N laughed, covering her mouth as they ran after her. “She’s gonna sleep gooood tonight.” She nodded with a smile.

Rossi tapped her on the shoulder and she turned around. “Would you like a glass of wine?”

“Ooh.” She smiled. “What do you have?” She asked.

Rossi chuckled. “A whole damn cellar, sweetheart.”

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

Emily, Penelope, JJ, Savannah and Y/N all stood around the kitchen island with their glasses of wine. The guys sat around in the backyard watching the kids play. “So…” Emily smirked. “How’s the sex?”

Y/N almost choked on her wine and took the glass away from her mouth, wiping her noir with a napkin. She giggled and kissed her teeth. JJ slapped Emily’s arm. “What? It’s a real question.” She shrugged.

The woman inhaled. “It’s fuckin’ mind blowing. He like a vagina wizard or something.” She laughed. The rest of the girls laughed as well.

They were consumed in conversation when the oven dinged. Y/N raised her hand. “I’ll go get the guys.” She told them.

She set her glass down and walked out of the kitchen and towards the sliding doors. The guy’s chairs were faced away from the door and she slowly open it. Before she called for them, she paused when she caught the end of their conversation.

“I think she was sent by God. She’s perfect.” Spencer’s voice was quiet but she smiled hearing every word. “A-and Eloise is the cherry on top. I didn’t know that I wanted kids until I met her. She’s the best. And she’s just like her mother.”

Y/N teared up and bit her lip as the guys all ‘awed’ and patted him on the back. “And I’m gonna marry her. I don’t know when but it’s going to happen.”

Her grin widened and she cleared her throat. “Um, I think dinner is ready.” She said quietly. They all turned back, not think that she had heard their entire conversation.

Rossi popped out of his chair and clapped. “Great! You’re gonna love my lasagna.” He nodded.

“Lasagna?” She repeated, glancing at her cute but very messy girl.

Rossi chuckled. “Oh, don’t worry. I made the kids chicken nuggets and fries.”

Y/N sighed in relief and laughed. She saw Eloise running up to her and she bent down. The girl ran and jumped into her arms. “Mommy, can Jack and Henry come over tomorrow!?” She asked.

Y/n spun her around. “We’ll have to ask their parents but it’s okay with me! Come on let’s go eat!”

Spencer smiled as he watched Y/N wiggle her around as they went inside.

He got so lucky.

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

After dinner, the kids were watching a Disney movie in Rossi’s home theater and the adults were all standing around the kitchen island talking.

Spencer grabbed Y/N’s hand and she leaned over to him. “I love you.” She spoke quietly. “And thank you for being with me and Eloise.”

He kissed her cheek, knowing that the others were too immersed in conversation with each other. “I will always be with you.”

Y/N giggled. “And the girls might tease you at work for a little while.”

Spencer furrowed his eyebrows with a smile. “Why?” He asked, rubbing his hand over her lower back.

“I may or may not have called you a vagina wizard.”

———————————————————————-

HAHAHAHAHAHH

I love this so much and I love that Y/N and Eloisey met the teammmmm!

The next chapter has some angst and it’s gonna be about Eloise’s 4th birthday! So excited!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter

Love ya bunches ❤️❤️❤️

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[victimsofyaoipoll]

Round 1

Propaganda Under Cut

Misa Amane

she gets treated in-canon the way fandoms treat female characters that Threaten an m/m ship. it's like, "oh why don't you go sit in the corner and be pretty, misa, while the Men have intelligent conversation and pretend they aren't ten seconds from fucking each other, doesn't that sound nice?" it's infuriating. and MAYBE it's better now but i remember her getting treated the same way in fanfiction too, like we all need to do just as badly by our female secondary characters as fucking tsugumi ohba, but with the added insult of making her be alternately oblivious of the relationship between light and L or actively trying to sabotage it—incompetently, of course, because god forbid misa be allowed dignity or moments of cleverness.

she's one of the first characters I think of when I consider old school fandom misogyny. The annoying bitch and clingy crazy gf allegations were AFTER HER ASS. She's also a lot more intelligent than people gave her credit for, but most seem inclined to take the Very Biased word of our unreliable, narcissistic narrator and his homoerotic arch nemesis and claim that just because she's bubbly and into romance that she's also a complete moron. Which is blatantly untrue. Everyone was afraid of Misa girlbossing too hard. Killing people and devoting yourself to the deranged twink of your dreams even though you know he'll never love you back??? Having a hardcore goth aesthetic and being so Hot even literal Death Gods are into you?? God forbid women do ANYTHING!

Not only is she the victim of yaoi culture, she is the victim of early 2000s misogyny by an author that wanted to introduce a girl character because he knew his male rivals were getting too homoerotic. She is a goth bimbo icon who portrays what I think is one of the few callouts for stan culture and what parasocial relationships can do to both the stan and the idol. The fact that she is a toxic fan of Kira and also hot, funny, sociable is tragic in its own way, which I think the author did try to touch on but was too misogynistic too really get through. Of course, she was reduced to villain status by the fandom and anime alike because she got in the way of the supposed romance in their psychological horror anime.

Téa Gardener/Anzu Mazaki

She's friends with Yugi, the main protagonist, who is usually either shipped with his other self (Yami Yugi), or Yugi/Yami will be shipped with the main antagonist (Seto Kaiba). She tends to get demonised a LOT. I have read SO many stories where she is turned into this evil, scheming harpy of a woman who will get in the way of Twu Wuv. 

the fandom does her so dirty bc she's in the way of at least 3 different yaoi ships she's so amazing and underrated tho she's such a great character

Was portrayed as a bitch very often in fandom! Is very not a bitch in canon! Supportive, occasionally snarky, occasional damsel in distress, good card player in her own right (this is important in universe, trust me), and very very loyal! 

[beansricejc]

Which Keanu's characters do you think loves bound and gagged their lover?

Constantine for sure is dom that uses rope and a gag. Just the idea of him pounding into your quivering cunt from behind while your soft arms are bound behind your back… now that does stuff to me. The thing is, he would make you bite down on something nearby, especially during an impromptu hookup. Maybe he’d stuff his wallet between your teeth before he ruthlessly slaps your abused ass. Or even:

“Bite, now. I don’t wanna hear a fucking word.” He’d grumble. Your face is shoved into the pillow that you have already drenched with drool, but you obey, chomping down on the soft fabric right as he slides his thick length all the way in. You’d groan into the pillow after feeling some of his hot cigarette ash land onto your flesh, since Constantine hadn’t even bothered to take the damn thing out of his mouth. And since he heard you make a noise, he’d punish you by not letting you cum for the next twenty minutes while he had his way with you.

Now one would think that the big bad Baba Yaga would be a full blown rope user. And in the past, yeah, when he was a stupid fuck in his twenties he had no problem taking some chick home from the bar and using a pair of handcuffs on her. Maybe two of his nice silk ties to bind her to her own headboard before using her like a fleshlight. But over the years of brutal jobs, repressed trauma, and self reflection, he’s not that man anymore. Tying women to get off just isn’t him. The last time he’s done it, the flashbacks to him torturing a crime lord for information ruined the moment, and he had to leave the poor woman’s apartment for the night.

thx cutie for ur request! [send some prompts in if you’d like! FYI: I mainly write for JW & sometimes Constantine, so if I haven’t gotten to yours it’s because I’m very unfamiliar with their characters! wuv you!

[jqmalikhsgib]

bloom

four

eddie hates waking up at the ass crack of dawn! though over the last few years he’s use to it, doesn’t mean he likes it. he knew the price of being a rockstar though.

eddie’s willing to sacrifice his sleep schedule to make it big time. he also just misses his family. the band had left for new york three nights ago. he missed the sound of laughter from his babies, the smell of yn perfume, even missed his soon to be father in law banging on their door at god knows what hour.

he couldn’t wait to see them in just a few more days. eddie made sure to call yn as soon as he could. he knew she’d be busy tending to the kids. he still made it his mission to talk to them every single day!

last night he almost cried himself to sleep. lunaria has always been a daddy’s girl. she didn’t want to let her daddy get off the phone. she cried and cried until eddie sung her to sleep. he almost left right then and there to go cuddle his baby! yn had to talk him out of it.

eddie grabs his cell and immediately dialed yn number.

“hello?”

“you still asleep love?”

“no.” she states quickly.

eddie frowns. he could tell something was wrong.

“baby, is everything okay?”

“mhm.”

eddie didn’t believe her.

“miss hopper?”

eddie listens closely and hears a little bit of noise in the background.

“mama?” lily whines.

“shh, im here baby. its okay.”

“yn, what is going on?!”

yn sighs. “lily’s running a fever. had to take her to the hospital.”

eddie sits up in a frantic.

“what?! when?”

eddie looks at the time.

“babe, its nothing to worry about. she’s okay.”

“baby, im coming home!”

“ed—”

“yn! you’re at the hospital for god sakes!”

yn sighs. “eddie, i promise she’s okay. the doctors prescribing her some medicine! she’ll be better this afternoon.”

eddie runs his finger through his hair. he keeps forgetting its shorten. 

“may i at least talk to her?”

yn scoffs. “sure, if you wanna hear nothing but snot and baby language.” yn tries to cheer him up. unfortunately the only thing that would make him happy is being there with his family.

“daddy wants to talk to you, baby.”

“dada?” lily points to the phone.

yn puts the phone on speaker. “you’re on speaker, babe.”

“lily, how’s my girl doing?”

“sick.”

eddie could see her pouting.

“i know baby. im sorry! i promise when i get home, daddy’s gonna give you lots and lots of cuddles angel.”

she babbles. eddie smiles sadly.

“love you so much, lily-pad! you’re my angel.”

“wuv, dada.”

eddie heart soars. yn takes the phone off speaker. “im sorry i didn’t tell you. i just—”

“baby, i need to know these things, okay? i know you’re just trynna help, i do, and i appreciate it so much, my love. its just—it stresses me out even more when i don’t know. you and the kids, they come first! fuck the music. my family is first, always.” eddie states.

“im sorry.”

eddie sighs. “where are my other babies?”

“with uncle steve.”

“call me when you get home, okay? wanna make sure you’re all okay!”

“okay, eds! i love you.”

eddie will never get tired of hearing her say those three little words. “i love you, baby.”

“eddie, its time to go!”

“go ahead rockstar! ill talk to you soon.”

“bye, beautiful.” eddie ends the call soon after.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

hey just curious do you have any thoughts on blair flannigan? I don't see much posted abt her sadly

BLAIR MY FRIEND BLAIR.... I LIKE HER one of my pals really likes her so i always think fondly of her. she isnt one of my tip top GX favs or anything, but she's really fun and silly and god knows gx needed more girls, she's really holding the line with alexis. her whole personality being Girl in Wuv uwu is. maybe not the best. it could be (😬😔) but i love that come season 4 she (and hassleberry, i really like their friendship!!!) have to grapple with so many of their friends graduating and leaving... it feels like such a Real down to earth high schooler problem to have amongst all the insane shit that happens in GX. blair's so young!!! younger than most of the cast!! I WANT HER TO BE OKAY

I wish she got more of her own specific deck archetype (story of a yugioh girl's life sometimes. sigh.) but her brief egg gimmick is charming, wish they did more with that! it is pretty badass that some video games give her lightsworns though <-- lightsworn liker. AND UNFORTUNATELY I DO THINK HER CRUSH ON MARCEL IS CUTE.... IF YOU DONT CHEER AND CLAP FOR MY LAME-ASS FRENCH BOYFRIEND I'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE PLACE UP

I WISH THE SHOW DID MORE WITH HER though i do really like that tag force 3 gave her a whole story route where shes an in obelisk blue like GOOD FOR HER!! IT RULES 🥺 i think shes gonna come out as trans masc nonbinary in a couple years. i think she likes to read dating advice columns and scoff at the hokey advice. i think she could drink bastion under the table when it comes to spicy hot sauces. i think she'd love webkinz

blair :)

[rockintapper]

i say stuff about rh characters part 2two

becuase. teehee

the fir1st one

rhds tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!readmore jumpscare

yuka: wair i already d

that frog doll from the tutorial: I give!

note: the jumperrrr

widget: oh its you. yknow your older brother /gn akai mono likes to piss people off sometimes /silly

conductor: jj rpcker questions why you dont move and im glad i can answer her with "he does in megamix"

chorus kids: hi elleon the screaming screamers. theyre ltierally so sikly. but Watch Out

robots (fillbots): the snall one reminds me of coxmo. yall know cozmo? the lil guy and he had cubs that he plays with. and you cn like. and he. cost 200 dolar. the snall rovoNow i feel nostalgic

pop singer (erina): shhehehjdubdmyedrjguexrguderjugdexkvguuggxrwguvvjgkzhdvjgwxd

monkey (fan club): boy stop staring at me your judgemental ass lyour fuckin We're the best fanclSHUT yo stupid ass up fuckin banana lookin headasss i suppose you should jump off a cli

paddler: scare the shit out of me /half sily

blastronaut and shoot-'em-up radio lady: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

inturders: l + ratio + get blasted

captain blue bird: when i heard this lil shit go "STRETCH OUT YOUR NECK" the firsttime i was like WA IT THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHIGNG,,, WHHWHAHAYTFAFYA

the blue birds: ok actually. the enitre minigame takes me all the way back to the we are number one rh remix imm so df. s SADDACGFHEVVHG /POS

moai kids: doo-womp womp

moai bird: wait i though you were called seagullx

love lizards: Wonderful cnaracters, HHHHHHORIBBLE minigame. that is all. unles you uh. i mean. listen. leans c,oser to you. what if you flicked for each shake.

stomp farI HHEHDHHHHHJBJFXHEHBSDXJHB. GRABS HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM IT WAS OOONNNEEE MOOOOOOLLLEEEEEEEE OOOOONENEEEEEE MOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEE

oh god the vegetables again: ok!

moles: pats your head. i know. hes very mean to you guys. i mean. like. i misse dlike One of oyu and stomp farmer gave me A GOD FORSAKEN ok. i know its not his fault its the games. judgement system. but the way he

tj snapper: me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

tj snapper's girlfriend: me and the goofy guy i pulled by being autistic

the dazzles: stop staring at me im trting my best,,

munchy monk: i call him munchy in my head. he smiles SOOO WIDE in the battle of the bands audience hes so goofy i lov

dj yellow: SCRATCHO

dj blue: i. the lips. the lips. what have the done to you. its gonna be okay. i sure as hell am not drawing you with those big ass lips. hily s

taiko rally squad: DON DOKODOKODON DOKODOKODON kinda unfair how in the try again and ok screens this guy Loses. but in the superb screen BOTH SIDES WIN. PARTICIPATION TROPHY-ASS SHIT

research scientists of love lab: bi4bi. and if youre willing, bi4bi4bi.

the three synchrettes: alley-oop!

dolphins: oh cool dolphins :)

ecto: omg hiiiii helloo litle guyyy i wuv youuu ^_^ kises your snall tiny forehead

booboo: FUCK you FUCK you FUCK you FU

spooky: honestly? i fw him

dog ninja: i wanna cook soup wjf youbyoure soawesome and cool and i lpve you hii doggyyy hi dogy. dohyynkkgunnbuyrctib

mister eagle: thanks for telling me to cut the fruits. i was gonna do that anyway but like. shoutout to you man. props

the frogettes: jj rocker really likes you huh. cant get enough young love rock and roll even

space kicker: hi radar AAGHHHH THE SPACE!!! KI IEKR AAHH ITS HIM INAHIUIBSSYSBIYFIBYDS /VPOS

stepswitcher: love these thangs. i have several of my own thangs. the one i (mc) adore most is the purple thang. his name is mo

JJ ROCLEKEKRKMJ &*;*;&;&$-$×<;^<^<^$ UBGDEBGSCXUGBUSDXGBBHG my eif ei lvoe her so so sp sososososoos muuch foreverrr aheehee giggle. kicks my feet twirls my hair. i think i hauve covid

STUDENT ROKCKONOUCRFUIBCFEJHBGCERBGUSXD MY CHILD HE HAS EVERY DISEASE

airboarder: yeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LETS GO

seals: wait. whatd you do with the dolphins. where are they. say somethign . Where are thr DOLPH

smiling coin: do i know you

thr cnaract3rs from tunnel the endless game: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i gues. but like. do you really ned a cowbell to keep driving? i mean. just record yourself playing a cowbell and like play it on the radio. just do that. why am i holding a cowbell anc playing the cowbel for YOU. do it yourselfIs she even listening to. m

glass tappers: ths Glass Tappers J SWEWR EVERY TIME I READ THR WORD "TAPPERS"

the thing from rhythmove dungeon: youre. okay. i guess. i only played your endless game once. uh it 's fine. i mean.

clodhopper pickens: youre so full of glee,, id be happy too if my business card made music,,

slot monster: tjen scdrunkly. scdunkyl. scrunkly. sc

octo-pop: WAHAHHA THE. MSUIC SO FAST

beat machine: i barely messed around with this one. it's fine . wish the crowd wasnt so judgemental thogu

beatbag I dont know this one

kappa dj: ive seen you on davidmismol thumbnails and thats basically it lel

okaye wow owwowow owowowo WOWWOWWOW

[sbrown82]

Marianne Faithfull may or may not be a racist (re: that one anon asking if she was) but she is a white woman with stans who have been nasty and racist towards Mick’s black girlfriends and those same stans always prop her up as the “prettiest” of his girlfriends and his “one and only twu wuv”. You think they’d say the same if she was black?

That's literally how it is in every white fandom. Especially a white fandom where the main white man is in a relationship (past or present) with a Black woman. I've seen it happen to so many Black women: Meghan Markle, Zendaya, Candice Patton, Anna Diop, Zawe Ashton, etc. It irks them that the white man they like isn't with them (or at least someone who looks like them). So, they torture, bully and harass them. Now, I don't know where they get this fantasy from, but Mick and Marianne were a toxic ass couple from beginning to end. Just complete trash. Y'all can't say anything bad about Marsha Hunt...NOTHING. She's not a hoe, or a coke head, or a gold digger, she wasn't hungry for fame, she never ever mentions The Rolling Stones, none of that.

Also, being a Mick Jagger fan while being racist is crazy....

His first love is Black:

The first woman he ever impregnated is Black:

The first woman to actually have his child is Black:

His first child is Black:

Also, 3 out of 5 of all his baby mamas are all women of color, and he has an Asian granddaughter, too.

And "prettiest of his girlfriends"??? Girrrl, don't make me laugh. That bitch aged like rice after you leave it out on the stove for too long! 🥴

[twsted-princess]

Uh Oh.......

So I've been meaning to write this for a while now and this is kinda a new ship..........so yeah. @fumikomiyasaki I wuv you.

Covering up a yawn Leroy's eyes scrunched up as the evening was setting up. His hood was up, hiding his violet locks while he looked around the crowded room. First years were mumbling to themselves, talking about this and that as he leaned against the wall. He saw Henry look down at his watch before letting out a sigh and he couldn't blame him. The headmaster was gone for a while now, something about a new student waking up and it's been about an hour now since the old crow left. The ceremony was just about over too but they were all told to stay put. The chameleon grumbled. The newest episode of Iron Driver KingGunner was gonna be on and he didn't wanna miss it, as he listened in on the other dorm leaders talk among themselves he shuffled around. Maybe he could turn invisible and just leave? No, then Henry would chew him out for it. He could watch it on his phone but the signal in the room was mediocre at best. As his mind wandered off the door suddenly flew open as the headmaster addressed that no, he didn't leave due to a stomach problem. The crowd watched as the tall man walked into the room with a cloaked figure and a weird cat weasel creature. Leroy never saw that kind of beast before, it's mouth was gagged and it was struggling to swipe at Crowley.

The new student's head was down, their ceremonial robes practically dragging on the floor with their hands clasped together. They were scared, Leroy rolled his eyes. Probably a new Ignihyde student from the looks of it as the figure walked slowly towards the mirror. It's face shifting with the smoke as it calls for the new one's name. "M- Maxwell." Maxwell, great so they're two of them now as the taller one stared, aimlessly with the kid perched on his shoulders. The mirror pondered before it spoke. "The color of thy soul is........unknown." Murmurs flooded the crowd, eyes widening as the figure hid into themselves. Now Leroy was curious. This newbie had no magic, their soul is shapeless and grey so there was not a single dorm they belonged to. It's just like a isekai....no that's not possible. But as the commotion bubbled over the cat got out of the metaphorical bag to snatch up the student's spot. And then the fire came, Leroy quickly changed to avoid the blast as the Scarabia leader ran around with his ass on fire as students huddled together, soon enough it was a goose chase trying to get the furball but he noticed the student was trying to get away. To run somewhere and hide but the chaos was too large to escape. Soon the beast decided to take a leap, trying to avoid being captured by the Heartslabyul leader as he smacked the student in the head.

Causing them to let out a rather girlish squeak before the two tumbled to the floor, knocking the hood off as a gasp stopped the panic. Leroy's green eyes widen as he spotted well.......her. Long light brunette hair, the inside locks a rose to almost daisy yellow, one soft blue eye opened and pale pink lips winching in pain as her robe opened to reveal a white nightgown with pink roses scattering the fabric and her feet were bare. The girl then quickly wrapped her black cloak around her, now scared at the eyes on her. She was.......beautiful. Like his favorite magical girl, Strawberry Princess Sugar. It wasn't until a high pitched voice shot him out of his desire to take her hand and guide her away like a prince. "BACK! BACK I SAY!!" A mouse. A talking mouse with a little sewing needle in front of her, swinging it around wildly. "As the royal guard of her Majesty, Queen Melanie Charment of the kingdom of Genovia you will stay back!!!!" The girl quickly grabbed him, bringing him close to her chest and he could hear her call the little rascal Louise. Well.........this is kinda awkward.

[dreamcrow]

I need some Hot Crow Takes on what was the worst example of Villain Decay throughout ToA. also on what Leonora Janeth uses in her hair

send me a meta prompt (currently closed); thank you for the ask!

the arcane and esoteric mysteries of janeth's haircare regimen are beyond my humble (straight-haired) supposings. but for the villain decay? oh, morgana, hands down. 

gunmar is spooky, but a bit of a ham. for most of trollhunters, he’s also relatively distant. bular is a lot closer, and much more of an immediate threat, but he’s always ultimately subordinate (either to stricklander or his father) and he does, in the end, get got by a teenager. angor is initially presented as terrifying, and rightly so, but even if he becomes sympathetic he’s always formidable; stricklander starts out pretty nefarious (especially if you think about some of the implications of e.g. feeding bular a human security guard) but is of course, in proper gdt fashion, domesticated by wuv. obviously i have niche side blorbo brain fungus re: the arcane order but it's hard to assess their actual "villain decay" without having to think about That Film. at any rate, i don't think they're actually the worst example in toa: despite a concept/design that fucks so absolutely severely, once they get on screen, they're not actually built up all that much (or...well). it takes them less than the space of an episode (22 minutes) to go from "dread, ancient terrors that even merlin is afraid of" to "merlin shooing away them, the green knight, and their evil floating skull castle with less effort than he usually spares to criticize douxie." but that's another post.

morgana, though. part of what made her such a compelling villain was how little arthur figured in trollhunters. the existence of merlin implies the existence of arthur, of course, but in trollhunters arthur isn't there at all. instead, we get the negative space of him: his right hand (merlin) and the anti-arthur (morgana). obviously this is partly her role in arthuriana proper, but it also strikes me as pretty deliberate here: merlin's liege vs. merlin's student (and that liege's sister); humanity's last best hope vs. the queen of the otherworld; the king under the mountain vs. the witch under arcadia. i was not very tuned into morgana when i first got into trollhunters, but looking back over the series for this ask, the parallels are so obvious. and so tight! i wouldn't be surprised if some of this was even deliberate.

and the thing is: trollhunters has enough space as a series that its antagonists don't really have to pull their punches. morgana was nasty in trollhunters. pale lady, baba yaga, eldritch queen, mother of monsters—holy shit, right? and she's creepy, too: all muttering whispers and dread ancient magic! she takes angor’s soul, and then his free will. she taunts stricklander while possessing the body of one of his students (while threatening the permanent exile of two more to the depression dimension), and then in the guise of the human he's in love with. speaking to her faithful children—who only exist through morally dubious, unpleasant processes, for which she is implied to be responsible—via institutional heirloom phonograph! she's so much more connected to the shadow realm, here, probably the most compelling justification for reading shadow magic as dangerous. she's the big bad behind angor and gunmar (while playing them both against each other). she absolutely feels evenly paired with merlin, and (rightly) kicks his ass through most of the battle of the eternal night. she's evil but charismatic and even despite all that still a little human: when she taunts jim for not knowing merlin used her hand for the amulet, it isn't without a shadow of what must have been an ancient hurt.

and then. wizards. jesus christ (tired ben affleck smoking dot jpg)

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[boredmezzosoprano]

I personally really liked the character of Mason Weaver in Kong: Skull Island🦍 in fact I might actually prefer her to the likes of Ann Darrow/Dwan - she’s not some vapid damsel in distress running around barefoot, she has a legit reason for being on Skull Island and she and Kong don’t "fall in wuv" they bond over protecting the inhabitants of Skull Island - I wish more action movies had a heroine like her! She’s much more like Dr. Ellie Satler or Ellen Ripley than Ann Darrow. Anyway I was thinking about what would happen if her character were to make a return to the series and if so who would play her because obviously if it’s in the present day then they would need somebody older (although they could still use Brie for flashbacks)? Here are some ideas I had:

Sigourney Weaver - The character of Mason actually got her last name from the Alien icon so how could I not pick her!?

Jessica Lange - perhaps as a throwback to the 1976 version of the story we could once again have Ms. Lange as the object of the big guys affection?

Susan Sarandon - just because she’s a kickass actress, is around the right age, kinda looks like Brie and could believably play a former anti war photographer who’s probably dealing with some sort of PTSD. I would certainly watch that movie!!

Helen Mirren - for similar reasons to Ms. Sarandon. Plus with her razor sharp wit and dry humour she could keep things real without it getting too sappy. Once again I would watch that movie!

Adrienne Barbeau - This woman absolutely ruled the 1980s sci-fi scene and kicked ass while doing so! She mostly does TV roles now but I bet she would fit right into the Monsterverse!

Anyways that’s just my opinion. What do you guys think?

[scepterno]

I just want you to know you have me hooked on Alejandro and Noah and your fic is the perfect fix of me missing the old cast in the newer stuff. Your art is so fantastic too, I just. I love it all.

thank you WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wuv this cast so much im so glad i can do them justice........... i think the child me that gasped when she first heard bridgette say "crap" on TV and cried begging her parents to let her keep watching the show would be very proud of the guy writing bomb ass fic about these cartoons a decade later

[feeshies]

The downside of looking up pet resources online is that you have to stomach your way through pet parent baby talk (aka the bane of my existence)

“IS YOUR SKRUBGLY WIDDLE PUSSY BEAR TAKING NOM NOMS OUT OF YOUR BOXES? YOUR CUPPY CAKE MEOW MEOW FUR BABY IS SAYING ‘I WUV U MY HOOMAN IM A KITTY CAT I EATS DIS BECWUZ I WUV MY FOREVER HOME’ DONT FUR-GET TO GIVE YOUR KIDDY WIDDY PLENTY OF KISSY KISSIES BETWEEN HER WIDDLE EARS SO SHE KNOWS HER HOOMAN LUBS HER TOO!”

Me: I’m a grown ass man. Just tell me if chewing boxes will make her stomach explode or not.