#and kyle is simping for kenny

[kylebroskiflovski]

South Park fans be like "omg he's so hot" 😍

[starsintheskies]

Brooklynn: We don’t have time for this. Ben, keep him away from us.

Kenji, holding his butter knife: Very well, Ben. Let us battle!

Ben starts lightly punching him because he doesn’t want to actually hurt him.

Kenji: Ow, Ben… Ben, knock it off��

[starkspondwater]

Hi can I request what dating kenny, Stan, and Kyle in high school would be like head cannons

High school hcs! Yes yes yes! Honestly sometimes I don't even know what hcs I have until someone asks for them so this is a blessing for me

Kenny, Stan, and Kyle-High School Dating Hc's

Kenny!

🧡I see Kenny as the type to act like a playboy in high school and have the reputation as a flirt, but not the numbers to back it up. Like he tried so hard to seem suave and smooth, but nothing works

🧡Now when it does work on a pretty thing like you he's taken aback and suddenly that little playboy attitude falls apart. That's when you'll see that hesitance and nervousness break through as he tries to actually ask you out properly

🧡Gestures type of guy- not the type to spend all his money on things for you but he shows his affection with his actions. Between him and his siblings he's learned how special it can be to do even the smallest things for a person, and now that you're his person that's what just what he does.

🧡Works a lot after school, as in will always have some sort of job or gig that he's doing to try to save up money. As a result that means a lot of after work dates in which he brings leftovers from the kitchens he works in or flowers he picked on the way over to your house. Your parents weren't pleased initially with having a teenage boy come over unannounced at like 9 pm but he's a charmer (you got 15 minutes before they kick him out)

🧡Big BIG cheerleader in anything you do. Are you in a sport? He's loud and proud in the stands. Cheerleader? He's at every practice watching you prance around. Hell if you were in chess club he'd probably get kicked out from how distracting he'd be.

🧡PDA fiend, but will be blushing the minute you reciprocate. Like he's all for having a hand in the back pocket or around the waist, but the second you give a peck as you leave for class he's done for.

🧡Kenny comes off as the type of high school boyfriend that is a complete simp, and despite how people may perceive him they would find that relationship so incredibly sweet.

🧡Even as a teen is planning for the future- he has plans to make that last and does talk about it casually like it's already happening. His friends find it a little laughable, but he is dead serious about his plans for you.

Stan!

💙I know in the show Stan is kind of a so-so boyfriend but he's also like 10. As he grows and matures into himself and finds his personal passions I see his perception on romance changing quite a bit

💙I will forever hc Stan as someone who truly appreciates the art of music. Yes, he prefers some of the harder stuff but that doesn't mean he can't see the merit of any other genre. As such I also firmly believe that he is the type to tie songs to certain people. His realization that the feelings he had for you were something more than platonic came from the love filled songs that he kept playing on repeat all while you were on his mind.

💙A romantic at heart with awkward execution. This boy grew up with Shelley Marsh, who might've beat his ass on more than one occasion but was still a teenage girl at one point. He's seen the sappy rom coms and he's seen the allure of Mr. Darcy in pride and prejudice. The issue is he is not the best at mimicking that. At the very least you find it cute.

💙Does try to be sweet and suave but it usually comes out as a jumbled mess that leaves him feeling embarrassed and a little nauseous. He will try to write you a love song at some point which he anxiously performed with many a missed note and stuttered lyrics, but regardless he still receives only the most important accolades in the form of your praise. God forbid his friends hear about him trying to woo you like that though, he will never hear the end of it.

💙Bad memory and as such does forget important things like dates and anniversaries. He would be a little confused as to why dating for 6 months was important (high school relationship anniversaries are something else, I do remember) but he'd still feel guilty at missing that. Would be the type to spend his allowance on something cheesy to make up for it (or if it was bad he's going to write you a song and perform it outside your window. Yes it does piss off your parents.)

💙He's all for fast food dates- just sitting in his truck with a meal between you two as you talk the hours away. His mother did chastise him for it saying something about how partners like to be taken out once in a while only for him to whine "but I did take them out! We went to Taco Bell last week!" To him he sees the comfort and intimacy of being alone like that more romantic than sharing a space with 20 other people at other tables. Plus it's more affordable.

💙Stan is not a planner. He knows the future is arriving at the speed of light but for him it's easier to take things as they come. Might be disappointing to hear but he is not the kind of guy who is planning your life together after graduation- all he knows is he wants to be a part of yours and so long as he is he feels mighty fine about whatever comes next.

Kyle!

💚I hc Kyle as being really sure of himself and who he is as a person. He stands by his convictions and has no problem arguing for his beliefs. Despite this he does have insecurities when it comes to things like romance. He was pretty confident when he was younger but after a few failed attempts (and the aftermath of The List still haunting him) I think he started feeling a little down about his romantic prospects.

💚If he's crushing it's more than obvious to his friends, but to others it's a lot more subtle-little glances and the need to be slightly closer than needed. He is not the type to pursue that crush unless 1. he gets a big push from Kenny or Stan (we know Eric isn't going to) or 2. He has a crystal clear sign that things aren't just going to crash and burn for him.

💚Nervous, nervous, nervous. He is going to be all nerves when things are brand new. Those first few dates, the hand holding, shy smooches, it all leaves him feeling jittery and like he's going to explode. But soon enough he finds his stride in routine with you, relaxing into the relationship as time goes on.

💚Big on family, no matter how irritating. You will meet Sheila at some point between your first the third date. If it's not her inviting you over for dinner it'll be an ambush as you two and his parents just so happen to be at the same restaurant "What a coincidence, Bubbe! Oh you much be Y/n!" Lots of pictures of the two of you will be taken. (I love Sheila. I want that noted.)

💚He's grown up with the importance of school drilled into his skull. As much as he adores you he might have to cancel a few dates to make sure he's not going to fail his next exam. When he realized there were such a thing as study dates though? You might as well have told him he won a huge prize. He does still take things very seriously though, don't expect him to slack on quizzing you.

💚Not a fan of PDA, only because when he's had to witness others do it he felt it was obnoxious. He does however still hold your hand during the day and give kisses in greetings, he's just not going to corner you into a locker like "some goddamn animal" as he'd say. There's a time and place for that and it is not in front of the student body.

💚I love the image of him playing basketball as his extra curricular- it's good exercise and great for improving teamwork and building connections (all great for a college application!) He'd probably be a bit shy to ask you to go to his games, saying it wouldn't be a big deal and it's not like it's a really important game anyway. When he sees you in the stands though his face is lit up like the brightest light bulb. Afterwards when he's introducing you to the team he's calling you his lucky charm all with a beaming smile and pink cheeks.

💚Unlike Stan, Kyle is indeed a planner. He's got his college picks ready by the end of sophomore year and he has his options for fields he wants to explore. That being said, he's not necessarily planning to go to the same college as you would be nor does he expect you to do the same. He is very set on making sure both of you get the most out of your future, and if that means being apart for a bit than he's willing to put in that work. His mom and dad were pretty pleased to hear that, but Sheila did notice that along with some of those ivy leagues Kyle applied to were a few colleges much closer to home that sounded very familiar to ones you had mentioned. If asked he'd just say admissions could be tough and he's making sure he's got his backups ready.

[senbbonzakura]

Main 3 with a reader who collects manga, figures,posters and is overall a big nerd?

main 3 with a reader who likes anime

🗯️ tw : mentions of freaky figures n all dat

💭 a/n : ofc anon!

Stan :

finds that kinda cool lmao

hes kinda that type of person to either get super obsessed with a movie and spend every single second of his free time to watch it or watch 10 minutes of the show, ditch it and forget it exists

so if u ask him to watch smth with you, you need to choose an anime that hed like

otherwise he will zone out after a few minutes and get busy with something else

i feel like he would be into animes with murder, yk? like angels of death, chainsaw man, another, etc..

"boku no pico?😊"

"no.."

he knows dat shit

he actually likes how ur room is covered in anime stuff

gives him a vibe

feels watched by all the posters if ur busy with the freaky tho...

Kyle :

id say he doesnt like anime that much but i think he just lowk doesnt care lol

like u do u girl

if ur obsessed with some hot anime guy he will pretend hes jealous

"but look omg isnt he so hot.."

"so what are u gonba leave me for him now or what🙄"

will call u a simp when he sees ur room

he would find the figures interesting tho

if u have like a shelf for all the figures he will just stand next to it and watch every single one

"can i touch them?"

will "GIRL." you if u have any 'freaky' figures

im just sayin

Kenny :

if u show him ur room hes like

"thats so hot"

will investigate every single poster

"shes so pretty wtf, who is she??"

asks u if u have any freaky mangas

if so, he wants to see them

"but theyre abt 2 gay males.."

"even better😝"

ends up scrolling thru the freaky scenes and makes funny faces while looking at them

one second hes 😐 and then like 😧🤯

[thoughtswithbbg]

Chapter Three

    Sk8erboy_(M/N) has been added to THE BOYS group chat.

    (M/N) woke up to his the alarm he set the night before, for 5:30. Even though he felt like dying because of the time, he got up anyways. He checked his phone messages first, seeing one from Kyle, one DM from coonstagram plus some spam from a group chat he was added too, and a bunch of pickup lines from Kenny that were sent at 3 AM. Why was he up that early anyways? (M/N) decided to check Kyle’s messages first.

My Hot Neighbor

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5:00 AM

     My Hot Neighbor: Hope you have a good day at school :) Me and the guys will be riding the bus if you wanna come with!

    (M/N) smiled at the message, but frowned at the time Kyle sent that. Why were these boys up at such ungodly hours? 

     (M/N): Why are you up so early? 

      My Hot Neighbor: Im always up this early, i have to make breakfast and get Ike up   

      My Hot Neighbor: Wbu? why are you up so early?  

      (M/N): gotta get the drip for my first day of school

    (M/N) didn’t hear a response back from Kyle so he went to check his coonstagram account and look at the dms. There was 20+ messages in that group chat so he decided to check the singular message request first

 Testaburger_Wendy_

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1:40 AM

       Wendy Testaburger: please stay the fuck away from Stan, you f*g.

     (M/N) read the message with a shrug, this random girl couldn’t tell him what to do. He simply deleted the message and moves on with his life. He’s been called worse anyways. He finally decided to check the 20+ group chat messages, after much contemplation of course. He didn’t read the messages though, too much reading and he had to get ready for school soon. 

The Gang Bang

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5:45 AM

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

Hello?

(M/N)’s #1 Lover(Kenny_McCormick):

 (M/N) MY LOVE!!

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

Wtf is that user name? who is that?

TolkienBlack:

Sorry (M/N), Kenny and Clyde had a fight about whose your “#1 lover” and ended up playing rock paper scissors over FaceTime to decide 

(M/N)’s #2 Lover(Clyde.Donovan.):

KENNY CHEATED, HE SWITCHED LAST MINUTE

(M/N)’s #1 Lover: 

JUST ADMIT YOU LOST 

(M/N)’s #2 Lover:

NO! YOU CHEATED 

Stan.Marsh_: 

Please stop spamming, some of us are trying to get more sleep

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

Sorry abt that Stan, go back to sleep

Stan.Marsh_:

Thanks (M/N), See you at the bus stop

(M/N)’s #1 Lover:

How come you give Stan special treatment :(

Cartman_TheGreat: 

Shut up kenny, ur such a SIMP

Sk8erboy_(M/N) changed Cartman_TheGreat’s Nickname to Fattest Ass Around

Fattest Ass Around(Cartman_TheGreat):

FUCK YOU (M/N)

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

:P 

Imma go get ready, ttyl

(M/N)’s #1 Lover: 

LMAO, bye pookie ttyl

(M/N)’s #2 Lover: 

HE’S MY POOKIE NOT YOURS

TolkienBlack:

Not again 🤦🏿‍♂️

     (M/N) laughed at the stupid messages that followed after that. He checked the time, 5:35 AM, he still had plenty of time to get ready. He looked through all the new clothes he bought with Kyle as he searched for a cute outfit. He finally found one, after searching through every single bag of clothes he bought. A striped black and red sweater with black baggy cargo jeans, some chains as accessories and finally some spiked earrings to go in all his piercings. He had a couple in his ears, one tiny spiked stud on his nose, a spiked eye brow piercing and, though no one would see unless he lifted his shirt up, a spiked belly button piercing(i want all these piercings btw), along with all the ear piercings he had. Three holes on the bottom part of his ears that had normal black studs filling them. and then two cartilage piercings on each ear, with matching think hoops filling those too. (M/N) smiled at himself in the full size mirror he bought before doing his hair and then sending a picture to the group chat before starting on his makeup. He wanted to go a bit natural so it’s not as obvious that he was wearing too much.

The Gang Bang

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6:20 AM

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

*Image sent*

(M/N)’s #1 Lover:

OMG POOKIE YOU LOOK SO EMO I LOVE IT

TolkienBlack:

Kenny is that even a compliment?

Also (M/N) you look very nice, I didn’t know Alt was your style

(M/N)’s #2 Lover:

WHO CARES IF HE LOOKS EMO, MY BABY IS SO FINE

(M/N)’s #1 Lover

IT IS A COMPLIMENT, I LOVS MY BITCHES EMO

they’re so hot

smash

(M/N) let me hit please

TolkienBlack muted (M/N)’s #1 Lover(Kenny McCormick)

TolkienBlack:

sorry about that (M/N), Kenny has no filter

Fattest Ass Around:

your all so gay

(M/N) you look like shit, emo mf

Broflovski.Kyle. muted Fattest Ass Around(Cartman_TheGreat)

Broflovski.Kyle.:

Yeah, sorry about them (M/N)

You look really nice, i can see through my window

*photo of (M/N) posing in front of his mirror*

Sk8erboy_(M/N);

OMG KYLE THAT’S CREEPY AS SHIT

*photo of Kyle laughing his ass off and waving at (M/N)*

SHIT IMMA BE LATE FOR RHE BUS

Stan.Marsh_:

what the absolute fuck

    (M/N) rushed down the stairs, grabbing his skateboard and waving by to his aunt who didn’t even hear as she was passed out on the couch with Grey’s Anatomy running on the TV. He thought she must have had another unsuccessful date. He placed his skateboard on the snow covered ground and frowned, he couldn’t skate on this. He scoffed irritably and placed his skateboard back in his house before finally making his way to the bus stop.

    He sighed in relief when he saw Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny at the bus stop. Kyle saw him first and waved, giving him a charming smile. (M/N) could’ve easily fainted right then, how are all these small town boys so handsome? He finally reached them and waved back with his arm that wasn’t broken. “Good Morning!”

    Stan gave him a tired smile, before moving to doze back off. Kenny flung his arm around (M/N)’s shoulders in a makeshift hug. “(N/N)!! I missed you!” His voice was muffled by his orange parka but (M/N) could make out what he said while he was close to the other boy. Kyle shoved Kenny off of (M/N), much to the (h/c) boys disappointment. 

    “Sorry about him (M/N), Kenny has no concept of personal space.” Kyle made a not so subtle jab at Kenny, who in return punched him in the arm. “Ow! You bitch!” 

    “Kahl shut the fuck up, none of us want to hear your jew mouth run, right (M/N)?” Cartman spoke up finally, but before Kyle could retort or throw a bunch at the male, the bus arrived. 

    (M/N) sighed, getting on the bus after the other guys. He frowned when he got on. First noticing how everyone who wasn’t his friends, Can he call them that?, were giving him weird looks. Second, all the guys got their own seats with each other, leaving him with no one to sit with or a seat to himself. Kenny and Cartman were in one seat while Stan and Kyle sat behind them, they bickered the entire way to their seats and continued to after they sat down. (M/N) stood there awkwardly until someone called his name. 

    “Oh (M/N)! You can sit with me!” He looked to the right of the bus and smiled when Butters waved him over. He plopped into the seat next to him, sighing deeply as he finally felt his nerves sort of relax and a wave of tiredness hit his body.

    “Oh jeez (M/N), did you get enough sleep last night?” (M/N) laid his head on Butters shoulder, shaking his head no. Butters felt his face heat up, mumbling a small “golly” as he patted (M/N)’s shoulder awkwardly. 

    “No i got like,” He thought for a moment. “four hours maybe, i’m not sure.” 

    “You need more sleep (M/N),” Kyle spoke up from the seat a row over, where Stan was napping next to him against the window. Cartman snickered, facing Kyle’s seat that was behind him.

    “What are you, his mum?” Cartman flipped him off but dodged Kyle’s punch that was aimed for his face. Stan jolted awake at the sound of Kyle’s fist hitting the seat, to which he groaned when he realized what happened.

    “Watch where you punch Kyle..” Stan mumbled at he glanced over at (M/N) and sent him a very small smile before going back to sleep.

    “You’re such an ass Cartman!” Kyle was standing now, pointing an accusing finger at the guy who was basically provoking him on purpose. 

    “Not as much as you! You fuckin jew!” Cartman screamed back at him with a growing smirk on his face.

    “Mmh! mmh mmm!” Kenny shouted at the two of them and it seemed like (M/N) was the only one who didn’t know what he said.

     “what?” Kenny didn’t answer his question, just sent him a wink. (M/N) could already tell that these buss rides are gonna suck everyday, he’s hoping that instead he could skate to school instead. A raging headache was making its way into his head and he groaned in annoyance, if only he had some Coffee…Wait! that’s it! He pulled out his phone to text the ‘Team Craig’ group chat on Coonstagram.

Team Craig

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7:06 AM

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

Hey Tweek, can you bring me a coffee? Pretty please?

I have a massive, raging headache.

Tweak_._Tweek: 

O Ofc (m/N)! 

Clyde.Donovan.: 

Oh no :( (M/N) hang in there! 

JimmyValmer_Official:

How did the headache find relief?

Craig_Tucker:

don’t even jimmy.

JimmyValmer_Official:

It took an “as-pir-inspiring” vacation!

Craig_Tucker:

god damn it 🖕

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

I wish i had an aspirin rn

TolkienBlack:

Sorry (M/N), just hold out till you get to school, I have some in my bag for football practice

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

I’ll try

    (M/N) smiled at the texts but groaned when the bus came to a very sudden stop. His whole body jerked forward and he hit his head on the seat in front of him. Cartman let out a loud “HAH!” and Kyle smacked him across the head. Hard. 

     “Not so funny now, huh fatass?” Cartman began to yell obscenities at the top of his lungs at Kyle, who simply ignored him with a satisfied smile. Everyone was standing up to get off the bus and (M/N) blinked away his tiredness to stand up. Kyle ushered him to go before he did, and (M/N) smiled at the sweet gesture. Before he could make it past Cartman’s seat, the boy tripped him, causing (M/N) to begin to plummet to the floor. He awaited the impact of the fall with closed eyes but nothing came. He looked back to see Kyle holding his sweater collar with a scowl at Cartman. Kyle picked him up and put him back on his feet before ushering him out of the bus, putting himself, Kenny, and Stan between (M/N) and Cartman. 

    “He has a broken arm fatass, what the fuck were you thinking?!” (M/N) sighed and zoned out as he got off the bus, looking around before seeing Tweek, who smiled at him and waved with his hand that didn’t have any coffee in it. (M/N) almost squealed, almost. But he figured that would be way too embarrassing for his first day at this place. He did, however, make a run towards Tweak who was standing with the rest of the guys in the little Group chat that had. (M/N) flung his arms around Tweek, gently of course because he only had one arm plus Tweek was anxious and had his coffee in his hands.

    “Tweek!!! I could kiss you right now!” Tweeks entire face lit up red as he began to stutter out and he pushed (M/N) away and gave him his coffee, saying something along the lines of ‘too much pressure!’. (M/N) didn’t take offense though, he just smiled and took a sit of the coffee. It tasted divine, per usual.

    “Here (M/N).” Tolkien grabbed his attention and put an aspirin in his hands. (M/N) could almost cry from how sweet and kind they all were being to him. He gave Tolkien an awkward hug too and swallowed the aspirin with his coffee. Clyde whined, not liking how he was the odd one out of all the affection (M/N) was giving out.

    The rest of the guys finally caught up with (M/N) and the rest and they all began to walk into school. (M/N) could not only see but also feel every eye on him, safe to say it was making him mega uncomfortable. He stood at the entrance of the school and glanced around. He saw the office room and released a breath he didn’t know he was holding. He glanced back at all the guys, noticing they were either talking civilly or bickering. He noticed Craig, who wasn’t saying anything and was on his phone. (M/N) walked up and tapped his shoulder, causing a cold glance his way. 

    “Sorry Craig,” He whispered, not wanting to alert the others. “I’m heading into the office now, will you ask someone to stay behind so they can show me where my classes are?” Craig sighed and flipped him off with a head nod, (M/N) returned the gesture as a symbol of his thanks and made his way into the office. 

    (M/N) came out a couple minutes later, surprised to see only Craig standing there. “Craig? Why did you stay?” He thought for sure Craig would be the last person to stay behind, well besides Cartman but that’s a given. 

    Craig didn’t answer his question, he simply said, “I told everyone else to fuck off, what’s your first period?” (M/N) simply shrugged and showed Craig his schedule. The standoffish guy simply started walking and (M/N) followed him. 

    Little did (M/N) know, all the boys had an epic rock paper scissors contest and Craig won. He wouldn’t even realize it till he saw the video on Coonstagram later. 

    (M/N) and Craig walked into the same first period, Pre-Calculus with Mr.Mackey and all eyes turned to the door. All his friends, He needs to confirm that soon, waved at him. Almost all of them that is, a couple of them were still bickering. (M/N) looked around the room. He didn’t recognize a whole lot of faces, but he did notice some Goth kids in the corner, they looked so cool. He decided not to focus on the people and decide where he should sit. He saw an empty seat in the desk next to Stan and hurriedly sat down when the bell rung, startling him. 

    Stan was napping when he heard someone slide in the desk next to him. He looked over, expecting to see Wendy and was awaiting the nagging voice of her and her complaining that he wasn’t doing enough. When he saw the (H/c) angel, he smiled a goofy lazy smile. (M/N) looked over at him with a grin of his own. He then reached into his bag, causing Stan to ponder what he was doing. 

    (M/N) pulled out a small hershey kiss from his bag and wrote a little note before handing it to Stan, to the tired males surprise. Stan took the chocolate as (M/N) turned around to talk to Tolkien, who sat behind him. Stan looked at the note, not noticing his girlfriend walk in. The note read:

     Chocolate’s good for the brain

     i don’t have any Aspirin, assuming ur hung over

     sorry stan, hope this helps you thru math  <3 

    Stan smiled at the note before he heard his girlfriend’s annoying voice. He hated that she changed so drastically since Freshmen year.

    (M/N) looked over at Stan while Tolkien reached into his bag to give (M/N) a copy of the football schedule for the rest of the season. Wendy ran up and hugged him and he could almost sense Stan’s annoyance at the action. Another bunch of girls walked in as Tolkien handed him the schedule. (M/N) thanked him and faced the front when Mr. Mackey walked in. (M/N) counted his blessings when Mr.Mackey didn’t make him come up and introduce himself.

    The bell rang, interrupting Mr.Mackey’s rant on whatever he was talking about. (M/N) didn’t know, he zoned out after the teacher got off topic. He packed up his bag and looked at his schedule. Theater Arts.. (M/N) didn’t know why he had the class but he did. “Hey guys, do any of you have theater arts?” They were all at the lockers when he asked, and even the guys bickering stopped. Everyone went silent. “Guys?” (M/N) questioned before everyone broke out into laughter. Some guys tried to hold it in, like Kyle, Tolkien, Tweak and Butters. The others, besides Stan who was talking to Wendy further down the hallway, were cackling. Cartman even had to prop himself against the lockers to prevent himself from falling over. It’s a wonder the locker didn’t dent…

    (M/N) was shocked and his face flushed with embarrassment and frustration. He huffed, slamming his locker shut and walking away from them. They didn’t even know he left, they were all just laughing. (M/N) felt humiliated, and he probably shouldn’t have but he did. He thought they were friends, friends are supposed to support each others interests. He sighed, and looked around the hallway where he ended up, and it was a miracle he even found the Drama Classroom. He walked in, looking around at the very limited faces. One guy got his attention. He looked EXACTLY (M/N)’s type and the boy hurriedly sat next to him before anyone else could take the seat. (M/N) glanced over, multiple times to see if he was seeing what he thought he was. 

    Admittedly tall, the boys legs were in a man spread as he played on his phone. His dark hair was barely above his eyes and (M/N) couldn’t help but notice the honey brown color his eyes were. The boy was as pale as he was but he had some eye liner on and a kinda edgy outfit with combat boots on. (M/N) thought he was gonna pass out when the boys veiny hands tapped his arm gently as he tried to collect his thoughts. “U-um..” He coughed in his hand to make his voice not seem so shaken. “Yes?”

    The boy showed (M/N) his phone. “Hey, you’re staring.”

    (M/N) wanted to die, he actually wanted to pass away but he kept his composure and said a tiny apology. “Sorry, you’re just, exactly my type.” He covered his mouth quickly, wondering why in the world he would say such a thing. 

    The hot male next to him let out a chuckle. “I’m glad because you’re my type too sugar.”

    (M/N) chuckled as well, sticking his hand out in an introductory manner. “I’m (M/N), i moved in a couple weeks ago!” 

    “Dovahkiin, nice to meet you Sugar.”

    “Are you gonna keep calling me that?” the male next to him nodded and before he could type out some more conversation, the drama teacher stepped in to teach her class, much to your disappointment.

    (M/N) sighed, he had lost Dovahkiin and Stan, who were in his third period, on his way to lunch. Stan got whisked away by Wendy and he had no idea where Dovahkiin went. And now he was lost, the hallways were empty and he no guide. He groaned in frustration and just made his way out the back door of the school. He glanced around, not seeing the goth kids who blend into the wall of the school. He shrugged and plopped down on the steps. He was alone with his thoughts now, and they were plagued by his little sister. He missed her bright smile, he missed all of their bright smiles. His mom, his brother. Gosh he can’t afford to cry right now. 

    “What in the emo bullshit?” (M/N) screamed, turning around and looking at the four people that now stood near him. The one who spoke, a pretty goth plus-sized girl was the one that spoke to him, her eyes glaring at him. The boy next to her, joint in his mouth as he glanced over at (M/N) with an uninterested expression. He had a cane and jet black hair and he was really, really tall, maybe even taller than Craig? (M/N) didn’t know. The boy across from him had semi red roots, which stood out against his all black outfit. Out of all of them, the one with red roots had the kindest expression, which wasn’t saying mush because he still looked like an ass. The shortest one, who (M/N) assumed was a freshmen pulled out a pocket knife, as if to threaten him. (M/N) just stared at them, kind of in awe.

    “You’re the new kid, right?” the girl of the group spoke up, patting the seat beside her against the wall and (M/N) walked over and sat down next to her. “Nice boots.” (M/N) mumbled a thanks and they didn’t seem to mind his quietness. The short one even put his knife away. 

    “Wanna spill your guts to us?” She said in almost a threatening way but (M/N) chuckled, understanding what she meant. But he did see the short one pull out his knife against, only to get lightly kicked by the tallest guy. 

    “I’m (M/N), by the way.” He didn’t even hesitate to tell his story of the past month to them, watching as they all listened carefully. He couldn’t feel any pity gazes, which made him happy just a little bit.

   “That’s so goth,” The girl gave him the tiniest of smiles and he smiled back. “I’m Henrietta, That’s Micheal,” She pointed to the one with the cane, who gave him a smirk that could only be described as sexy. “That’s Pete.” The one with red roots rose his head in acknowledgment to his name being called, almost like he was in class while role was being called. “And that’s Firkle, he’s a bit violent.” The youngest one rolled his eyes and went back to playing with his knife.

    (M/N) nodded, remembering the names when Pete offered him a cigarette and to be honest? he needed the buzz so he took it. The rest of his lunch break he spent smoking with the Goths, ignoring the times his phone buzzed with notifications. He gave Henrietta his Coonstagram account as the bell rang before he let them be outside the school, making his way to his fourth and last period of the day. 

    When (M/N) walked in and saw Dovahkiin, he completely ignored the fact that Stan, Kenny, Tolkien, and Craig were in his class too. They sat sort of near Dovahkiin, though he was in the corner as the boys were in the middle. (M/N) walked right past them, aware he kinda reeked of Cigarette smoke. He had given his Coonstagram to Dovahkiin as they were switching classes so he didn’t have to talk and have the boy show him his messages. The few boys in his class seemed irked he just annoyed them, but they didn’t try to approach him, deciding that maybe he just didn’t see them. (M/N) pulled out his phone finally, looking at all the spam he had before ignoring all the messages and texting Dovahkiin.

Dovahkiin.Rider_

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1:20 PM

Sk8erboy_(M/N):

Whats up Dovah?

Sk8erboy_(M/N) changed Dovahkiin.Rider_’s name to Dovah

Dovah:

Was the nickname necessary lol?

Also you reek of Cigarettes, you smoke?

Dovah changed Sk8erboy_(M/N)’s name to (N/N)

(N/N):

yes and yes,

i smoked with some goth guys at lunch,

super cool guys.

Dovah:

You could’ve had lunch with me :(

(N/N): 

I couldn’t find you! :(

    Before Dovahkiin could type out an apology, their history teacher walked in and they put their phones away. Well, (M/N) did, Dovahkiin seemed to be taking notes on his or something. 

   (M/N) still didn’t notice his friends in his class as he walked out of the classroom with Dovahkiin, who offered (M/N) a ride in his motorcycle. (M/N) couldn’t refuse of course. All his friends had football practice and before they could offer him to stay and watch, he texted them he had a ride and he would be going home. They didn’t object but let’s just say they were pissy all of football practice.

    After (M/N) got home, he went straight to shower, before doing all his skin care. He did facial masks with his aunt as they cried over Grey’s Anatomy, safe to say that his friends were mega pissed off. But he didn’t even answer all his coonstagram messages before going to bed. He was just too tired to deal with everyone. 

[frogartist-alex]

An idea I have for a South Park Heathers AU!

Veronica Sawyer: Y/N L/N

JD (Jason Dean): Kyle Brovfloski

Heather Chandler: Bebe(?)

Heather Duke: Wendy Testaburger

Heather McNamara: Red(?) ( @sunsetfunset suggested Majorine and I totally see it. Ty)

Martha Dunstock: Stan Marsh

Ram Sweeney: Kenny McCormick

Kurt Kelly: Eric Cartman

That teacher who sings “Shine a Light” (idk her name): Mr. Garrison or PC principal

All parents of the Heathers or Ram & Kurt are the original characters parents/parent

Please tell me what you think! Reblogs are appreciated! If you have fan art also I would love to see!

Edit: also since I’m a Kyle Simp him singing “Our Love is God” while protecting Y/N from Kenny and Cartman just makes me kick me feet and scream

#South Park Heathers

[kaidoreunion]

It's me. again. this time we're doing kyle from south park

yandere kyle brofvloski: “wimp”

content warnings: yandere, shy-ish/weak reader, GN reader, violence, ooc probably, high school au

Kyle leans against the wall outside of the dingy locker room, the one with the flickering lights and mysterious smell. He’s waiting for his friends to finish getting changed after their gym class, so that they can finally leave and go do whatever stupid thing they think up.

His eyes land on you, your locker conveniently located directly across from where he’s standing. You groan and grunt, struggling and failing to yank your locker open, even after trying several times to put in your combination. A small smile tugs at his lips, hard face softening at the sight of your fruitless efforts.

“Simp.”

Kyle looks up, startled, only to find Stan smiling at him teasingly. Kyle rolls his eyes and waves his hand.

“Shut up.”

Stan only smirks wider, clasping his hands with Kyle’s. “Oh, Y/N, you’re so cute, marry me and have a million of my babies!” He gasps out jokingly, making obnoxious kissing noises.

Kyle’s face flushes bright red and he swats Stan away, quickly shooting his gaze back to you, who is suddenly very fascinated by the floor as you walk away swiftly.

“Dude! You asshole! There’s no way they didn’t hear that!” Kyle snaps, shoving Stan away from him. Stan tilts his head.

“Kyle, they know you like them already. They’d have to be fucking dumb not to. I mean, you basically drop your jaw every time you see them, and that’s not exactly a pen in your pocket is it?”

“Gross! Shut the hell up!”

Stan laughs, looking over as Cartman and Kenny walk out of the locker room, engaged in a conversation of their own.

Kyle doesn’t pay attention to whatever they’re saying, far too focused on his own humiliation.

—

“Kyle? Hi, um,”

Kyle looks up so fast, he’s shocked he doesn’t snap his neck. His eyes meet yours, and he presses his lips together, feeling that familiar heat in his face.

You look down, continuing. “So, uh… you’re friends with Kenny?”

His face falls a little at the mention of his friend, but he nods regardless. He notes the way your eyes light up at that, and his stomach sinks in jealousy.

“Is he um- like—“

Kyle can’t help himself, cutting you off before you can get too far. “Wait, are you asking me to hook you two up?”

You don’t answer, but the way your eyes widen and your lips part is more than enough for him to draw a conclusion.

“I’m sorry!” You panic, waving your hands. “That was so stupid, please forget I said anything, and please don’t tell him, it was dumb!”

Before he can respond, you scurry off. He frowns, tilting his head and looking at his desk. He can’t help but feel bad for making you feel like an idiot, and he wishes he could tell you that it’s not you he’s irritated with.

—

“You fucking asshole! What’s so special about you!?” Kyle shouts, shoving Kenny onto the sidewalk after school. Cartman and Stan look at each other in surprise, and while Cartman laughs to himself, Stan rushes over.

“Dude, lay off—“

“No!” Kyle argues back, tackling Kenny and yanking his hood down.

“Fuck you!” Kenny snaps, kicking his feet against Kyle’s stomach, but Kyle doesn’t relent, throwing a punch to his jaw. “I didn’t even do anything, you fucktard!”

Noticing the commotion, a small crowd gathers, chanting for whoever they’re hoping wins, and most bets are on Kenny, which only fuels Kyle’s festering jealousy.

Cartman is quick to start taking bets, piles of cash in building up in his hands.

“You shithead! Answer me! What’s so great about you, huh? Are you trying to get into Y/N’s pants!?” Kyle demands, grunting as Kenny lands a punch to his cheek.

“What are you even talking about!?”

Kyle pants, staring down at Kenny’s bloodied face. His is no better, nose dripping blood and cheek stained with Kenny’s handprint. He looks up, finally inspecting the crowd. His face pales, spotting your adorably recognizable face right at the front.

—

“Wait, Y/N, hold it!” Kyle pleads, chasing you through the hallway. You run like your life depends on it, panting.

When he’d suddenly shouted your name mid-fight, your soul had left your body, fearing you were going to be his next opponent. Of course, he’d never dream of such a thing, but you didn’t know that.

“Stop!” He catches your wrist in his hand, pulling you back toward him. You grunt weakly and squirm your wrist around, but it’s futile. “Y/N, please listen to me. I’m not gonna beat you up!”

You pause, panting and looking up at him with wide, fearful eyes that make his heart face.

“Promise?”

“What— yes, of course I promise.” He shakes his head, offended that you’d even question his sincerity. “I’m sorry, alright? I’m a guy, and Kenny’s my friend, fighting is, I dunno, normal in our group. Okay?”

“You were both bleeding!” You argue, grabbing his face and gripping his cheeks. “You still are!”

He blushes, the heat and pressure causing his nose to bleed slightly harder than it already was, making you since and let go of him.

“I know, I know.”

“Fighting is stupid. Just talk about things like normal people…”

Kyle smiles weakly, tilting his head. “Fair point… I’ll keep that in mind, okay?”

“Okay..”

His eyes flicker to your lips, and his heart clenches. His mind floods with thoughts of kissing you, holding you, touching y—

He loses his train of thought when you start walking away. Panicked that he’ll lose his only chance to really get close with you, he takes a step. “Wait!”

You turn back around, concerned and confused. He takes his chance to step closer to you, looking down at you with a nervous frown.

“Is there a reason you like Kenny so much?”

The question catches you off guard, and he sees it in your face. “Uh—“

“I just- I mean- I really like you. Like, so much. I get good grades, I try really hard to be respectful, I don’t think I’m, like, ugly or anything… and I know he’s got his own charm or whatever but is there any chance you’d ever consider me? At all?”

“What? I mean- I… I uh…” You trail off, too flustered to get out a proper reply. His eyes flicker back to your lips and he grabs your shoulders awkwardly, pressing his lips to yours for a split seconds.

As fast as it began, it ends, and he quickly pulls away.

“Sorry.”

You blink, wincing. “I’m sorry, I- I just- you’re.. I don’t…”

He tunes you out, wide eyed and horrified.

No, no, no. You’re going to reject him. Fuck, why did he have to confess? He’s so stupid, such a fucking idiot.

“Don’t finish that.” He pleads. His despaired expression abruptly fades into a more cold one. “Oh… I get it. I’ll kill him, I swear…”

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

What was it like when OJV style first started dating? I’m rereading OJV for the 100th time and I live for early teen style fluff lmaoo them being dorks with each other makes me happy

Aaaaaaa my sweet awkward boys!!! Oh my goodness Stan just bumbling out a “dudeireallyloveyouandimgladyouredoingbetterholyshitdidijustsaythat” and Kyle laughing and saying he loves him too and then they’re texting all “wait does this mean we’re boyfriends now”. And when they tell their families everyone’s confused bc they thought they were already dating lmfao.

These poor babies had NO idea what to do at first, but it ended up being pretty similar to how they’d always acted, just with more hand holding and kissing (simps). OJV style was always pretty much attached at the hip, and that definitely doesn’t change when they start dating, it just results in more overthinking at first.

And ofc those codependent losers were always very give and take, Stan says those three little words first and Kyle considers it his responsibility to initiate the first kiss (day 4 of my Style Week fic those gay idiots kissin under the stars ugh I love them so bad) and they’re both trying SO hard. I will absolutely never apologize for Stan’s dorky ass deciding the best way to impress his boyfriend is to learn fucking ELVISH and what’s more it WORKS goddamn losers one of my favorite things in OJV canon tbh.

As for group dynamic when they get together, Cartman naturally says some shit like “whatever, as long as you too faglings don’t fuck up the broship” (yes Kyle punched him for that) like he’s not secretly over the moon bc Cartman is a shipper through and through. Kenny and Marj are super supportive to the point it’s embarrassing and Kenny ofc has to tease them relentlessly.

Now y’all know a very important thing to me about OrangeJuiceVerse style is the size difference, but they start dating freshman year and Stan is only like two inches taller than kyles 5’7 (little do they know Stanathan is gonna shoot up while Kyle’s done growing lmao angry short king) this makes kissing much easier since they’re on the same level, but come junior year when Stan hits that last growth spurt? Bro gets HUGE and Kyle is at first bothered (until he sees him sweaty and very Boy after practice hehe). Naturally this brings me to the Style Carry™️, which, in OJV canon, occurred for the first time ever in A Fall In The Springtime. And that was only because Kyle didn’t really have a choice and couldn’t say no to Stan’s knight in shining armor complex. Ngl I think that whole ordeal is what awakened Kyle’s pain kink bc being carried up the steps after being hurt in a basketball game was really sweet and Stan was just too doting and adorable. They’re both down horrendous.

Of course it’s crucial to me that they’re super best friends at the root of their romantic relationship. They still joke around, tease each other, act like typical teenage boys and get into shenanigans. They’ll hold each other’s hands after taking bets on who can build the tallest snowman though.

They grow up together, and thus do a lot of learning together. Stans only relationship experience is his childhood fling with Wendy, and Kyle’s relationships have never been more than a passing experiment. They figure it out together, with a lot of (often misguided) advice from the rest of the gang. Their parents probably aren’t any help, because the dads are pretty useless and their moms are overbearing to the point of frustration so they kind of wing it and do what feels natural. After all, super best boyfriends is really only a step up from super best friends, and no one will ever understand them the same

[alaskan-wallflower]

unpopular opinion but i guess i can see where people are coming from when they say they simp for a sp character. i mean, you see absolutely no fanart of the boys that’s of canon age (unless it’s in the south park style) and all of the teenage stan/kyle stuff is usually just matt stone and trey parker in the 90s. personally k don’t feel this way, but when teenagers see fanart of other teenagers, they’re gonna think it’s attractive. and i guess personality is something to go off of too. you could say you like kenny’s personality and like the way he looks in aged up fanart.

idk. it’s not my cup of tea but i can see where people are coming from. i prefer to write them aged up personally because it’s my way to rebel against the fandom and write high school fics that aren’t ’south park; fifty shades of gay’, but like…i guess i can see the appeal. if you take their personalities and stick it to fanart of them aged up then you get smth teenagers may find attractive. idk.

it’s still kinda odd for me to see people simp over posts with no indication of age because i always assume that means you’re simping for a 9 y/o but i guess it makes it somewhat better if it’s specified ‘i simp for aged up/post covid kyle’ y’know? it’s nothing that people should be shamed for unless they’re talking about themselves being with their canonical aged versions. i can see where those people are coming from.

[sithwitch13]

AEW World's End 12/28/24

Blood perverts how we doing this early

Damn, that fucked.

I think Okada is gonna win, but it would be hilarious to see Shitty Little Bro Ricochet continue to gain heat

Bald chants I'm dying

SLAP HIS BALD HEAD

Ricochet taking the Rainmaker looked brutal

Oh my god Swerve lol I'm honestly slightly dreading whatever this is

OH MY GOD

Ooh okay I dig Ospreay appealing to the crowd

Lol did Papa Rose call Mariah a clown?

THUNDER ROSA YOU LOOK SO GOOD

SIMPING AIN'T EASY LOL NIGEL

Thumbtack piñata!

Mariah won via pocket sand

Whatever happens with this match, I need them to really make it clear that Cole is the bad guy here

The BTYBB gear from MJF because he totally doesn't care and is so normal about this

Huh, is Cole a normal color again?

I was about to say that I need MJF to lick Cole's blood in order to keep the horny energy up tonight and then he obliged

KYLE

Aw Kyle I'd hoped you would leave this toxic relationship

Schiavone really does not give a fuck tonight lol

MERCEDES VS KRIS TIME FUCK YES

They both look so good

Stat's look has me wanting to play around with different color highlight makeup

That was so good. Their chemistry together is fantastic.

Kris is gonna get that belt again soon, I can feel it

Aaaa Okada vs Ospreay time

Yay Taz!

I feel like this match has horny bullying energy. This is not a complaint.

Aaaa that was so good. And I love Ospreay's character work here.

Okada's amazing. Just unbelievably cool and talented while also being a secret dork

KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SCREAMED OUT LOUD

Gos I've missed Kenny so much, my beautiful buff nerd

My prediction is that Mox retains, Christian tries to cash in, and Copeland returns and costs him the title

Lol Mox like "I'm just gonna let these guys murder each other" and them they remembered he existed

Oh dang, Mox bleeding from the back of the heah

I just want to be screaming move names and who did them

COOOOOPE

Okay, so no Christian involvement, I guess

Oh, we're ending early

That last bit was both great and slightly underwhelming

[fishymariasdesign]

I've been a fan of South Park for months, so I'd like to...

Explain how I design South Park characters' eyes and why they ARE so special <3

(South Park AU on Discord & YT)

Normal (Common, no info to describe, it's ordinary)

Disabled (Unusual, for disabled kids only, also no info)

Adnormal (Rare, animal related such as dog, cat, etc.)

Supernatural (Epic, born with physical/mental ability)

????????? (Leslie Meyers & Bradley Biggle)

From the start, we have Stan's gang:

Normal: Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch Abnormal: Kyle Broflovski Supernatural: Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick

` The word "Vulpes" refers to fox, and Kyle has fox eyes that he inherited from his mother, Sheila. In the Jersey episode, his mother and he have "jersey things", so I prefer that they can be symbolize to fox. Kyle also has an anger issue, as I've noticed in a few scenes where he's pissing off and shouting like foxes at each other.

` Cartman is savage in numerous episodes when he manipulates his planned target. However, his mother, Liane, is also a manipulator, but I'd classify her as a semi-manipulator because she appears to be a good person to simp but is the worst mother.

` Through the process of the more than a hundred deaths, Kenny seems to be an important person. He is immortal, as we are all aware, and he continually dying and reappearing again and again. While "almost" everyone have normal eye colors, I made him purple.

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Next, we have Craig's gang:

Normal: Tolkien Black, Clyde Donovan, Tweek Tweak Disabled: Jimmy Valmer Abnormal: Craig Tucker

` The word "Feline" refers to any type of cat, and Craig has cat/feline eyes that he inherited from his father, Thomas. In my style, the Tuckers with unique eyes are Thomas, Tricia, and Craig himself, which is very fascinating. Some species such as lions, tigers, leopards and more, those are Tuckers' outer personalites, but deep inside they're the partner's/spouse's little kittens (Not Tricia tho, she's already a kitten).

P.S. Laura and Tweek like it when they purr, they even buy some cat toys in order to have fun. Craig and Tricia are minors so they easily fall for the trick, but Thomas is old enough so it's a no.

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Finally, we have Wendy's group:

Normal: Nichole Daniels, Heidi Turner, Red McArthur Abnormal: Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens

` The word "Avian" refers to any type of bird, and Wendy has bird eyes that she inherited from her mother, Alexis. In the musical episode, I like when she's the first person who started singing, then the rest of other students joined. Wendy, on the other hand, has good bird eyesight and is able to detect details, such as in the list episode when she realizes the list is false.

P.S. It reminds me of some birds at my neighborhood that got captured, I joined with some kids to enjoy those birds singing.

` The word "Serpent" refers to snake, and Bebe has snake eyes that she inherited from her mother (It takes forever to decide which one of her parents is better for her to inherit, goddamnit). Why I choose her? "Serpent" can also use for the word "traitor". In the list episode, I really love the fact Bebe takes the antagonist vibe, which is surprised me. Some types such as vipers or retiles, those can be used for villain vibe sometimes. But in my opinion about her mother and herself, they generally friendly like ball pythons.

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Extra: I don't think I could do it for part 2 but there are some details I want to share:

` Cartman's, Clyde's and Heidi's mouth shape represent to my childhood cartoon, Doraemon. In other facts, it also represent the weight (Cartman already a fatso, Clyde is second but not that overweight, and Heidi is the last, luckily for her got the weight loss but still keeps that mouth shape).

` Fox, cat, bird, snake and some others DO have vertical pupils on the eyes. The horizontal pupils can't be seen in actual show, unless there's Imp Tweek who has goat eyes (from the first creek pic I drew), which can be appeared in the game lmao.

` We all know Butters got the scar from ninja weapons episode, so I won't draw Kyle with scar from "that ipad episode". Btw I DID draw Kyle with curly hair (but less), AIN'T NO WAY I draw him with straight hair so stfu!

` FUCKING HELL YEAH I FINALLY CAN DRAW JIMMY, CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ADORABLE!!! ... And also hilarious :)))

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[labratatouille]

Hey!!!! I come from ao3!! 🙌🙌

I was wondering if you have a favourite plotline you’re working on for the knights of the Cardinal compass? I’m fully caught up with the chapters now and need more lmaoooo

also on record I’d like to make it clear that I’m personally super into the Cartman and Butters manipulation game jazz because oH DRAMAAAAAA

Thank you + no pressure to respond 🌝🌝

AYYYY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THE FIC!! Seriously it means the world to me 🤍🤍

And omfg that’s a very good question.

1. So far I’ve probably enjoyed writing the first hump of what I call the “Cartman actually starts to appreciate the team” arc the most, because his actions in chapter 8 made my heart feel shockingly warm inside (no spoilers) ESPECIALLY HIM AND KYLE KINDA GETTING OVER THEIR SHARED PAST TENSION!! Oh and you’ll be treated to more details on the Kyle and Cartman past soon don’t worry, it’s secret for a reason rn. Seriously the theme of Cartman wanting to ironically use history to run away from his past is so prevalent lmaooooo love him honestly, what a dick. I find him wanting penance so fitting for the Crusades.

2. Another one I’m super passionate about exploring is Kenny’s impulsiveness and obsession with almost dying (total callback to the show honestly). Bro needs a hobby that isn’t dangerous because this fucker cannot get away from traps. I really hope I’ve been able to show just how much of a dopamine hit this guy gets from dancing with death, the man is addicted to risk taking. I’m gonna try not to say too much about it because there’s a lot more going to happen with this very soon, but I think it defo shows in how (out of the m4) his reasons for being on the expedition are least related to history and more related to needing the adrenaline of a search. My action hero trope <33 + love him being a bit of a Butters simp honestly

3. AND ON TOP OF THAT PROFESSOR KYLE!! Would you believe me if I said that the next few chapters are very much “ohhhhh dear lord is this man okay like… in the brain?” coded, same with Stan a lil bit. His underlying perfectionism and slight envy of Tolkiens success that are mentioned like twice make me so incredibly depressed because I already know the plot, and not a spoiler because it’s been hinted at for ages but Kyle’s workaholism is gonna get a little bit intense.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE QUESTIONS, see you next time!! 😎👍

AO3: lab_ratatouille

[aily-uk]

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING.

The South Park fandom 😭

Honestly I am apart of it and you may consider me as "those South Park fans" since I write fanfiction about them . BUT. PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

I probably won't be able to change all of your point of view but let me explain mine.

I don't not see anything wrong with minors having crushes on the sp boys . Since , who never had crushes in their lives honestly. And I also must say , aging them up and being a minor having a crush on the boys, DOESN'T MAKE IT WORSE. It litteraly could be way worse. Like a adult having a crush on one of the kids or not making them aged up for the fanfictions and stuff. Also i saw a lot of people saying that making them aged up is not a reason to simp for them... But then wouldn't you shouldn't be able to like the PC versions of them too? Since it's only the aged up version of them , yeah it might be in the show but it's still aged up.

Also the ships , i respect all ships , except the proships of course.(and Kyman) everyone has opinions about ships , but going under a Style post to say "Stendy is better" is just stupid asf.(Coming from a Stendy Shipper)

But some of the ships sometimes just don't make sense to me , and I just won't support it . No need to try and push me into liking it as well.

I also understand that some people may still find it weird that there ships of 10 years olds but there's nothing wrong , ships have always existed for every age and it has never been a real problem , and plus it's only innocent and childhood love exist. Though not everything is love , sometimes they just be friends and some people will see that a romantical love.

I also must talk about the Headcanons people make... I apologize if I offend anyone with this but some don't make sense at all.

Like Butters transitioning to Marjorine,I just cannot see Butters as a female when he is literally one of the biggest misogynistic guy in south park he might even be more than Cartman , also scene Kyle , is just kind of confusing since Kyle would NEVER be the kind of guy to be scene canonically..

Stan being a alcoholic is also a little confusing, though I understand it , but i think we all know how Stan would try to be different from his father and drink less. But I agree that it makes sense with Post Covid Stan . Kenny being gay is also very confusing , when Kenny is litterally one of the straightess character , he is shown to like woman during the whole show , so I don't understand why make him totally gay and not even bisexual or pansexual, which would be more logic. I don't have much to say about the way people Headcanon Cartman .

But for Wendy though I have a few things to say , first, some people always make her bitchy which is very very untrue she is a sweetheart and thought she gets very jealous she isn't the type to be mean to other girls her age , like shown with Lisa , she tried to help her.

Also the way some people make Tweek a small femboy bean and Craig a big bad boy 💀 when we all know that Tweek would totally beat Craig's ass whenever he wants...

Anyways I'm done with that . Love y'all and good byee

[screechingobservationnacho]

Kenny flushed at what he's looking at his heart pounding His face sparkling with dazed glee awkwardly

Cartman: ooooooh Kenny's simping for the sexy aliens

Kenny:...?!! (Muffles) Dude no I'm not....!

Kyle: Dude shut up Kenny is just a bit in love , that's all

tiny cartoon aliens

[artist-bakedbean]

the recommended blogs when i click on your blog are all hazbin hotel related. now i'm remembering that you asked me if i would sing a hazbin hotel song with you yesterday at karaoke. which do you think is worse: being a hazbin hotel fan, or a south park fan?

anyway should i keep invading your ask box or not.

first off hazbin hotel blogs are recomended cause i have a roleplay account and had a hazbin hyperfocus with it even though the oc’s aren’t even hazbin ocs

i think both have their bad part, generally both have a negative feedback with the shipping group of people so i’m going based off that, i might go with the southpark fandom because of the shipping 8 year olds together or simping for them like kenny, i guess they can kinda get away with it now because of the covid episodes but it still feels awkward sexuallizing kids, im fine with the ships that are cannon but it’s just weird for things like kyle and cartman, you know?

again i think both have their bad and good but south park fandom might be a tad bit worse solely cause its kids

also please keep spamming my inbox that would be greatly appreciated <3

[strawberryxginger]

waiting for the time I'd finally be free (which in on april) so i can start writing my sp x dps au (which i had the idea since last year i got some pieces of idea gathered already since then) can't wait TT