sister: so yeah, do you have any recommendations for a dishwasher repairman?
baby, eagerly, with his mouth full: [unintelligible]
me: what was that, buddy?
baby, after swallowing hastily: ba be dizz wah zer re bare mah!
me: you know, buddy, I bet when you're just a little bit older you're going to be a fantastic repairman. you're already so good about figuring out how things work.
baby, agreeing: wader. gozze wader. ba be re bare ma.
sister: that's right you were the clothes washer repairman! just last week!
baby, smugly: don egg hozze.
sister, to me: it's true. he showed me where to reconnect the hose.
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