#and my boots are shined

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

I am now in possession of a turtle shell

It’s going in the bone collection

[starphenie]

whenever i think of how nikki's personality has changed from her first game to her latest i get so emotional.. bring back silly lazy genki girl nik </3

[nyatbinary-81]

@vulpixisananimal sifstem art jumpscare!! more specifically i got bored and decided to mess around with sif and mal's outfits.

[plounce]

elle and emmett from the legally blonde musical are one of those m/f couples that i think work best as a woman and a man purely because their relationship and how elle wouldn't stay at harvard for him because she has grown to want true respect & success more than a man she loves' approval/desire is like so important to the themes of the story and it's the whole point and it's part of what makes them so good. on the other hand emmett could be such a hot butch lesbian it's crazy i want to eat drywall when i think about emmett forrest but a butch lesbian BUT it simply would not improve and in fact would detract from the themes of the story. they have to be m/f

[frankthesnek]

Rdj and his adorable (sexy) high heel boots do things to me 😩 they need more appreciation!

And the red soled ones 😳 sir...

[sugarsnappeases]

chappell announced themessssss!!!!!!!! mine is pink pony club this is actually perfect news for me

[merakiui]

mera i know you and azul are going through something right now but while you wait for him to come home, have u rated his groovy expressions like u did with jade before????

｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ we are indeed going through it... it's enemies to lovers slow burn 250k words right now. But I will happily rate his groovy expressions!!!! :D I have every Zuzu card,,, except for GloMas. :) :) :) :) hehe hahahaaahaha. :) I wonder why that is..... :) :) so I will rate all of them (except GloMas T_T) below!!!! Like with Jade's ratings, every expression is a 10/10.

✧ lab wear - HIMEROS HIMEROS HIMEROS. HE IS SO HIMEROS HERE. orz the satisfied, focused look in his eyes... his Adam's apple... truly so pretty, and the lighting from all of the Ignihyde devices makes him even prettier. >0< he is a work of art!!!!!! Put him in a museum!!!!!!!!! <3 or make a statue of him so I can worship it like the Greeks and Romans did in ancient times!!!!

✧ ceremonial robes - a very good expression. It's the classic tako smirk. The air of confidence and the wink... he is in sleazy salesman mode!!! I also like that he has the hood up on his robe because he's said it's more comfortable for him that way (as dark, confined spaces are comforting to him). (≧◡≦) ♡ if he stopped me in a dimly lit hall and offered me something in an unlabeled vial, I would buy it without hesitation. No sales pitch needed.

✧ dorm uniform - another classic!!!!!! I think this groovy works so well because it shows just how intimidating Azul can look when he's flanked by the twins. It's a powerful visual!!! You cannot cross him, or else you'll find yourself in deep, scary waters. ;;;; that aside, I like the way his lip curls up into yet another trademark smirk-grin!!!! >w< he's so cool... orz

✧ beans day - THIS IS THE AZUL CARD EVER. WOWOWOOOOOWOWOOOOOOO HE'S SO PERFECT HERE!!!!! He really does have one default expression and that's the Roblox smirk face LOL. Joking aside, I love the antenna on his goggles... it makes him look very cute. And the movement in his hair!!!!! He looks so fluffy here!!! orz orz orz

✧ halloween - UNHINGED. >:D I love when Azul makes these expressions because he does them so well. Also,,,,, his teeth!!!!! The pointed tako teeth AAAAAAAAAA!!!! His fangs are too cute. T_T <3 he should make this face more often because it's such a blessing to behold.

✧ birthday boy - no talk him,, he angy!!!!! >:( I like this grumpy expression a lot hehe. It's unexpectedly cute!!! He looks so miffed to see more fried chicken on the plate. Add some tears to the corners of his eyes and he will look so crybaby. <3 uuwuwuaaaa my favorite crybaby tako. I adore him. (´ ε ` )♡

✧ union birthday - twst knew what they were doing when they cooked this Azul card. (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ a man covered in cream is all you need. It is essential to one's life. His expression is so silly and he looks a little pathetic but in a cute way. He's really going >:O !!! Thank you, Ace, for your hard work of throwing the pie at him. You are doing the lord's work here. I will thank you forever.

[dd-writes]

Head pets and fingers in your mouth while you hump my boots. How does that sound?

[outism-had-a-purpose]

LOOK AT HER

HELLOOOOOO!??!??!??!???????!?!??!!! I JUST FELEL OF FMY FUCKING SEAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HELLO?*(!&^9

[chicafinal]

got out of work. went for a hair cut. got my shoes shined at the town square. larping as a 1950s guy

[theimpossiblescheme]

Possibly controversial Doctor Who take: UNIT should never have been a military organization. I've always hated the idea of the Doctor becoming a stooge for human governments, and it's only gotten grosser as time's gone on... I think UNIT would be much more interesting as an independent research organization (hell, more of a glorified clubhouse full of nerds) rather than a defense taskforce.

Picture this: we start with Colonel Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, shortly after his encounter with the Second Doctor and the robotic yeti. The whole affair's opened his eyes to a much wider world than he previously thought, and he's taken an interest extraterrestrial life and technology. At first, he thinks only of how this knowledge can be used to England's advantage, but soon it turns into curiosity for its own sake and a genuine urge to learn about other worlds. When another alien creature comes to Earth, Alistair just wants to talk to them if he can. So instead of shooting them on sight like the rest of his regiment, he goes out of his way to defend the alien. Alistair is dragged in front of a court martial for it, and even though he refuses to back down--the creature wasn't threatening anybody, and even if it was, it was still a cowardly move since they outnumbered it seven to one!--he's discharged from the army in disgrace. Severely disillusioned and having done some soul-searching for why he ever worked with those bastards to begin with, he starts to seek out like-minded people. People who are both disgusted with the military and curious about worlds beyond Earth. This leads him to Liz Shaw, John Benton, Jo Grant, and maybe a couple of honest-to-God aliens who've been going about their business unbothered. Maybe the alien whose life Alistair saved decides to join in as well. Together, they pool their knowledge, funds, and resources to found their own private research base to learn about all things paranormal and/or extraterrestrial. It's not a fancy or expensive affair--they're based out of Liz's house, and there's a big hand-painted KEEP OUT sign out front--but it serves their purpose. They don't bother gathering weapons or anything like that since they want to learn about visitors to Earth, not drive them away. The government and the greater Ivory Tower scientific community thinks they're naive at best and idiotic at worst, but they're long past giving a fuck. And when the Third Doctor is unceremoniously dumped on Earth by the Time Lords, the newly-formed UNIT shelters them and offers them a position as scientific advisor. Alistair might even be able to commiserate with them on "Oh, you were strung along by a bunch of close-minded shitstains who'd rather murder something new than try to understand it? Me, too, bud, let's go get drunk about it sometime."

And thus begins a grand, regeneration-spanning saga of protecting new aliens, sabotaging the military, recruiting old companions who want to carry on the Doctor's work, and giving both the Queen and the Time Lords an industrial-grade migraine. Because they're not soldiers--they're "idiots" with some books and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, and learning as they go.

[cosmicseafoam]

Hozier via Instagram stories

[danisgb]

MINORS DNI

Subject: my boots

Fuck. I want to rub my boot against your cunt/boot and then slowly put pressure on it before removing it away. I'll praise you for being such a good boy/good girl as I make you grind and soak my boots, you made them shine, good little one. It looks like you should make sure your juices/cum condition my boots, keep rubbing. Perfect... Now I have my boy/girl everywhere with me.

Aren't you just perfect?

[killemwithkawaii]

Hey Mitch, since it's been canonically confirmed that addiction runs in Sal's family, does that mean he can get addicted to sex?

👀

>Now THERES an idea...~ >:3c

>Addiction is a dopamine issue, and dopamine is dopamine no matter how you get it! Hanging out with friends, listening to music, playing videogames... gambling, taking drugs, getting off... (one set of choices might hit harder than the other though 🤔)

>Sal like "I'm never gonna get addicted to drugs or alcohol :)" *watches porn and jerks it constantly*

>Alternatively, him not really being interested in sex until you come along and show him what all the fuss is about 😩💓💦✨✨✨ One taste of The Good Stuff and he's hooked for life, can't stop thinking about it, gets these awful cravings that he can't satisfy himself, keeps crawling back and begging for more, settles for scraps if he has to... he's so needy, it's a little pathetic (in a cute way)...

>Up to you whether you give him his fix right away or if you need a little 'convincing' to lend him a hand (or tongue, or thigh, or boot... you can get creative, I don't think he'll mind) UwU 💅✨

[revbomb]

put a fresh shine on my steppers

[scaredstupid]

more sl.ither stuff because i dont even know what shame is anymore