#and my goddddddddddd i HATE it i really do and it's making me such a cranky little bitch istg

[indigodawns]

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[leolingo]

For the ask game qquackity 1,8 and pac 12,17

(qq) 1. Why do you like or dislike this character? i have a bit of a soft spot for every quackity character tbh

under cut bc got long again soz

but yes i love how melancholic he is! how quick he is to blame others for every misfortune that falls upon him and then later, slowly, he'll come to terms with his own role in whatever happened and catastrophize so severely it becomes a billion times worse... im charmed by his CONSTANT failures and i love how he keeps trying to pick himself up (in his own special way. lol) despite it all

(qq) 8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise? *squints* .....qtntduo makes me seethe like i could see the potential but people just HAVE to be so stupid whenever they come up and its sooooooooooooooo grating specially for someone like me who doesnt really care for wilbur's characters ever . so

BUT more specifically i hated how a lot of people talked about him during the "memory wiping arc" in that brief period when he became unable to read or write GODDDDDDDDDDD just the sheer number of posts saying random characters should teach him like it was a sweet little moment and not a reclamation of a quite frankly TRAUMATIC violation of his autonomy would ruin my day but then qcellbit actually DID try to help him with writing that one time and no one talked about it after that which was actually worse LOL

baghera and cellbit were some of the only characters to ever stop and listen to him to figure out how to help and no one gave a fuck because it wasnt fucking wilbur but okayyyyyyyyyyy im so over it (im not)

(qpac) 12. What's a headcanon you have for this character? its more of an aesthetic thing but i LOVE when people draw him with yellow scleras it just fits him so well ................. and i also like the hcs of him secretly being the strongest fighter out of all the brazilians :3 he's very out of practice and fear gets the best of him these days but with the right encouragement maybe he could go right back to where he was before alcatraz

(qpac) 17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with? PACHALO!!!!!!!!! i dont usually care for it but i think its alright and specially during purgatory i was VERY intrigued. 10/10 dynamic. also felpspac

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 26.12.20 lb

lmao there’s regretting having sex with someone stupid and then there’s THIS guy; poore bed aur bandiii ko hi aag lagaane ki koshish karr raha hai.

I HATE THE WAY VANSH TALKS. I HAAAAAAAAAATE IT. IT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND I HATE IT AND THEY NEED TO STOP MAKING RRAHUL TALK LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSS.

anyway long story short, bhai ne tandoor chaalu kar diya.

she’s so fucking stupid, she just stood there waiting for the fire to surround her instead of escaping out the side that wasn’t on fire yet.

this bitch and her stupid fucking dreams. i’m sick of them, i tell you, i’m fucking sick of them. you know what, half the time vansh isn’t even doing anything wrong (other than being a fucking antisocial weirdo, and also really bad at communication) and this stupid show just makes us root against him because of this dumbass chick’s forever paranoid thought process. sis you need to fucking go to therapy already. you’re just ruining your own life and relationship and this poor dude’s sanity as well.

the real villain of this show.

ghar mein ek aur surprise. man.............. enough with the surprises. don’t y’all have a surprising life on a daily basis, tum extra kyun add karte rehte ho???????????/

requisite shady call to angre, which i’m not even gonna pay attn to anymore. for all we know, he’s just asking him to make sure the audits for the year are done on time.

where they get so many fucking outfit changes from for this one “surprise” day???? like, he didn’t leave the hospital/her side since she got shot, and they’ve had 3 outfit changes already. and here i haven’t changed outta the same pair of jammies for 3 days now.

Bitch-oo Babe (ahana) is calling again. and vansh is making faces again.

riddhima’s like WHAT YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNA TELL ME WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNA TELL ME. behen tum ek minute chup rahogi toh woh kuch bolein???????

network issues. LORD. WHO EVEN CARES. ITNA BADHAAA CHADHAAAA KE THEY’RE GONNA MAKE THIS CHARACTER INTRO AND I’M TELLING YOU IT’S GONNA BE ANOTHER PHUSKI BOMB.

shady ruse where he takes her phone on the pretext of not being able to find his and mutes the call from ahana. dude, it’s shit like this that makes it hard to root for you.

she’s like thank goddddddddddd vansh read my letter and accepted me with my truth blah blah. idiot. this is why you send it by whatsapp. at least you get blue tick confirmation ki usne padha. even then you should have a conversation about it. not just have assumed the letter is the end of the whole fucking issue.

of course. literally who is surprised?

ouff this family is so fucking extra. ek din hospital mein rehkar aayi hai, SARHAD SE NAHI LAUTI WOH!?!??!!!!!

LMAO WHEN I SAY THESE THREE SIBS ARE FOREVER THE BIGGEST MOOD..........................

this dude so tall ki what flowers dadi is throwing on R’s head is just reaching his chest level.

blah blah blah party tonight, coz we apparently live in a universe with no ongoing pandemic.

Chehra Appreciation Break.

this dumbass’s need to be a SANSAAAR KA BIG BROTHER isko le doobega. when you threw out anupriya and your relation with her, then kaahe ka half brother??????? kuch bhi. you just wanna collect max number of people to call you bhai.

riddhima also acting too fucking smart and jhaado-fying rob of being vansh’s wife. stupid.

can’t blame kabir for wanting to murder these smug assholes. we’re #teamKabir again, girls!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’ve seen this outfit before. 

yup.

some more being a bloody weirdo. man he’s like those emo kids who never grew outta their ~~~edgy~~~ phase.

also i would fucking crotch-kick a man if he destroyed a perfectly good hairtie like this. BITCH YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT’S TO FIND GOOD QUALITY ONES???????? JUST COZ YOU’RE RICH DOESN’T MEAN YOU DO SUCH NONSENSE. A GOOD HAIRTIE IS SOMETHING YOU KEEP FOREVER AND ONLY HAND OVER TO A TREASURED SISTER WHO IS IN DIRE NEED OF ONE.

small cute moment. i love when riddhima mimics him!

oh boy, a internal monologue about teaching her a sabak at the party tho. oh vansh. why you gotta be like this???????/ 

vansh taking angre aside at the party and saying whoever’s trying to talk to riddhima is sure to show up here, so.......... taiyyaar rehna.

angre like “don’t worry, riddhima bhaabi ke paas koi anjaan nahi pohunch paayega.” ok but she’s always at threat of being murdered from the people she knows tho. so....................... idk how useful your security is gonna be.

as usual he’s saying nice but creepy shit. idk why she pays attn to his nonsense anymore.

Y’ALL NEED A RESIDENT ELECTRICIAN TO HANDLE ALL THESE RANDOM LIVEWIRES AROUND HERE, THAN ANY OTHER KINDA SUPPORT STAFF. THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE???????? (also, clearly vansh and kabir visit the same Torture&KillRiddhima reddit forum, since their plans are soooooooo similar.)

i’m so sick of him being like...............

pick a side and stick to it, you fucking coward.

anyway ahana’s making her way into the house. and security as usual, useless.

idhar useless tashan. why do you two even bother to talk to each other???? be like other exes, pretend the other one died and ignore everything about their presence.

riddhima being real overconfident and saying vansh ke hote hue not even deathhhhhh can touch me. yeah, i wouldn’t be so sure.

this sis really likes her stinging animal friends.

akjlakjfldskjfldskjflsdkjfl this dresssssss itselfffff they gave herrrrrrrrrrrrrr. haaaye bechaari mansiiiiiii. (i mean, i don’t feel TOO bad, coz this was the best dress of them all in that ep. of IB, but still yaaar. ek naya dress banwaa dete!)

dude. i ship it????? if riddhima HAS to be with some murderous psychopath, then i definitely pick a girl one over a boy one. girl psychos are just soooooooooo much fucking hotter. #teamRiHana

[ccsthemovie2]

Character: The Cardcaptor herself?

HEY SORRY THIS ONE TOOK SO LONG i got writers block for it at some point i guess. its not as complete as i want it to be but i want to actually give you an answer jgjhfvjhfvjh

ANYWAY SAKURA TIIIME LETS GO . clear card post anime cutoff spoilers are referenced!

Why I like them:

she’s wonderful. love so much her subversion of the chosen one trope, chosen not by the world or fate but by an individual, stuck at the center of the web and making the best of it. time and time again she is asked to use her power in the true clow tradition of taking and overpowering, and she says NO i am going to BE KIND and it is wonderful! transforming every card, bringing the whole magic system into an uplifted, kinder place.

i see that last battle with eriol as....well, the answer was to use kero and yue’s power to change light and dark, right? so i think it’s something eriol expected her to figure out on her own, for the last mark of her being recognized as clow’s successor being her ability to say “kero, yue, i need your power, please” and for them to unquestioningly do it. but she doesn’t, she would never, and they choose to offer her THEIR help. she wouldn’t put them in danger, she wouldn’t take from them.

Why I don’t:

what could you possibly hate about sakura? i do, however, dislike how clear card sort of writes her as a danger to herself. i dont like the implication that power itself is the corrupting thing and not the way people treat those with power. i want to see sakura being absolutely fine no matter how strong she gets because the people around her know she won’t lash out if they give her loving criticism, and i want to see her be at the center of decisions concerning herself from now on. 

Favorite episode (scene if movie):

a LOTTTTT of scenes but the first three that come to my mind right now are “i want us to be friends, not master or anything like that” , her transforming the nothing into the hope, and her asking eriol to help her play the piano so she could give a present to the cards. IT’S ABOUT THE KINDNESS!!!!!

OH ALSO WHEN SHE PREPARES HERSELF TO REMEMBER ALL OF HER DEAR FRIENDS IN THE DREAM CARD EPISODE SO THAT SHE CAN BUST 90% OF THE WAY OUT OF CALAMITYWORLD WITHOUT THE BELL ALL BY HERSELF.

OH ALSO IN THE MANGA WHEN SHE CRASHES HEADFIRST INTO THE TRUTH OF CLOW’S DEATH AND ERIOL AND FUJITAKA’S BIRTHS.

OH AND IN THE ANIME WHEN SHE ACTIVATES HER STAR CIRCLE THE FIRST TIME AND TRANSFORMS HER FIRST CARD. AND ALSO WHEN SHE MAKES LI A YUKATA AND/OR SCARF. AND ALSO------ (theres a lot) (i could just keep listing scenes honestly)

Favorite season/movie:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sakura card arc but it’s a tough call.

Favorite line: 

hoeeeeeeeeee????? hanyannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, etc etc. she has a lot of really great sounds.

Favorite outfit: 

HOW CAN I CHOOOOOSE?????? uhhhhhm anime judgement, anime back in time/vs eriol fight, the silent card capture outfit, that illustration where shes got suspenders. idk 90% of her outfits are THE BEST

OTP: 

listen it took me a while but sakusyao good okay. i talked abt it in my syaoran answer already but they’re good.

Brotp: 

SO many good choices here. her and kero!! her and yukito and yue!!! her and tomoyo!!! the literal bro-tp, her and touya!!!! her and all her friends in class!!!

okay i couldnt get myself to expand as much as the words actually are in my head but, some points as i format this n hit post -i love that she’s enthusiastic abt her friendship with tomoyo, reaches for her when the teacher says to pair off, runs to her when she’s upset. i love that we see them be best friends, not just we are told that they are and in practice sakura just nervous-smiles to tomoyo’s obsession. i think sometimes their friendship can get a little bit lost in the Gimmick so it makes me cherish those times it shines out.

-i love her lil baby crush on yukito so long as we are all on the same page that its Not Something That Should Be Reciprocated. yukito is being nice to kids bc well duh theyre kids and also this is the best way to get FREE CANDY and also uhhhm,,, if touya is in the area then thats a coincidence,,,,,,, but he gets to be like an extra brother to sakura and watch her grow up! 

Head Canon:

uhhhhhm she has adhd

Unpopular opinion: 

while i havent really seen it i feel like theres definitely room for ppl to think of sakura as a ‘mary-sue’ or a character who hasnt ‘earned’ her power and had everything arranged just so in order that she gets it, and like.......yeah that’s the point of the story. sakura did nothing to ‘earn’ her successorship and she has to rise to the occasion anyway and that’s not a bad thing, that’s an interesting story. 

A wish: 

GET THAT BEAR BACK OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD.  

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: 

yknow i had “bad things :((” as filler text here but i think i was right

 5 words to best describe them: 

it’ll DEFINITELY be all right! 

My nickname for them:

uhm im not sure if i have one? or if i do im forgetting something obvious

[venomdoves]

Life Lessons With Mother Mac: How Not To Talk To Fanfic Authors Lesson #24601

Well, kids, I thought, we were done, but I guess we have to do this again. It’s me, your (usually) friendly local fanfic author, back with another example of how not to talk to your writers.

This morning, I posted the following message to a fic I’ve been writing for a few months now to my AO3.

As you can see, this chapter is clearly titled “HIATUS.” As in, like, not writing it for a while. Cool, right?

Until whoop-de-fucking-doo, I check my email tonight to receive the following comment.

(Username blurred out to protect identity)

Oh. My. Fucking. Goddddddddddd.

It costs literally $0 to post this shit for your local fanfic authors to read. You know, like, the people spending hours and hours of their time to write stories for you, for free. You are getting stories, some as long as full-length novels, for free. And yet some of you have to come bitch about shit like this.

My job is in shambles and we’re scrambling to adjust to heavy new restrictions. My school is shut down, and my teachers are frantically trying to throw together some semblance of an online course so I can hopefully fucking graduate on time.

I do not give a single flying fuck about you feeling “tricked.”

This is why people quit writing fics. This is why fandoms die. Because people treat content creators like machines where you push a magic button and fic falls out, and eventually we get sick of it.

I’ve got a thick skin, and I do this for myself before I do it for anyone else. So I ain’t quitting anytime soon. But here’s some rules of thumb for comments on fics (or art! Treat your artists right too!)

1. Is it helpful?

“Hey, there’s a typo in your title.” HELPFUL. THANK YOU. SOMETIMES WE MAKE MISTAKES AND THIS IS HELPFUL WHEN DONE IN A KIND AND NON-JUDGEMENTAL MANNER.

“Hey, I’m kinda pissed that you posted an author’s note, I wanted an update instead.” NOT HELPFUL. DO NOT. JUST DO NOT.

2. Is it kind?

“Loved this update! Can’t wait for the next one!” KIND. VERY KIND. LOVE TO HEAR YOURE ENGAGED AND HAPPY TO KNOW WEVE PROBABLY WON YOUR READERSHIP.

“This was kinda OOC :(“ NOT KIND. DICK MOVE. JUST DO NOT. LITERALLY JUST DO NOT SAY IT.

3. Would I say this aloud to a friend who asked me to read their writing?

This one is the single most important. If you remember one thing in this post, it’s this.

“It was great! Loved (insert part here) and (insert part here). Are you looking for a beta reader/editor/proofreader/constructive criticism?” 10/10 WOULD SAY TO A FRIEND. GREAT COMMENT. FEEDBACK IS WONDERFUL. WILL ALMOST DEFINITELY ACCEPT PROOFREADING REQUEST.

“It sucked. I hated (insert part here) and (insert part here). Super OOC. Just really bad writing. Didn’t really like it.” IF YOU WOULD SAY THIS TO A FRIEND, YOU ARE A SHITTY FRIEND.

In conclusion:

- Mac

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S4 Ep7 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- FRED 💔💔💔Coming DIRECTLY for my heart I see, okay Riverdale

- WAIT… YOU’RE TELLING ME NO ONE RAN AGAINST HIRAM SO NOW HE’S THE FUCKING MAYOR? I, despite knowing nothing about how to be mayor, would run against him SOLELY so he wouldn’t win and I know I’d win because NOBODY trusts or likes Hiram fucking Lodge………………. god this show

- Do they guys not know that “the guy from the community center” is the one that found and took Dodger to the hospital? I mean I guess not because Archie’s a minor and doesn’t HAVE to stay, he could have just dropped him off and left but like… this is some fucking reaching shit right now. Archie as their enemy has never gone after them without Dodger attacking FIRST. He’s trying to help the KIDS, how does that make you think HE is the one who fucking did it???? The fucking reach… but also…. who DID do it 👀👀 Probably Hiram’s bitch ass…

- This bh scene of them talking on the phone while Betty packs could have been cute but at the same time it’s bh. Plus, I find it hilarious that Jughead doesn’t wait for Betty to say “I love you” back like???

- I love Choni, but God Toni looks EXHAUSTED. I hate how they’ve turned one of the healthiest ships into… this. Toni loves Cheryl which is why she’s not leaving her despite all of this batshit crazy shit going on, but Toni is caring and hardheaded (before they took away her personality smh) and she would shut this dumb Julian and Jason shit DOWN. Just let my girls be happy again, please… putting Cheryl through all of this bullshit CONSTANTLY is getting real old, real fast.

- Why do people always get afraid of killing someone when it’s self defense?? Like, you won’t get in trouble! You were P R O T E C T I N G yourself/someone you love. It’s the same mistake Alice/Betty made with that mystery guy that tried to hurt Chic or whatever, it was self defense but God forbid anyone actually goes to the police and doesn’t have something to use against them later on 🙄🙄🙄

- Veronica goes above and beyond I wanna cry

- Hiram really has to be a bitch ass ON THANKSGIVING? What a real dick… BUT YASSSSS FP BEING ON ARCHIE’S SIDE WE STAN

- FP not quitting because he knows that’s what Hiram wants, ALSO because he’d just put in another Minetta… ALSO SUPPORTIVE FALICE UGH WE STAN! Can they just get married already? They’re basically already married and I’m soft for them.

- FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE! FLIRTY ALICE!

- Hermosa does realize that the only reason she’s actually invited to a dinner with her father and his family is to manipulate Veronica, right? Like, throughout ALL the years even after her mother died we can tell he didn’t invite her because Veronica didn’t know about her. Like… I just… 

- YES VERONICA!!!! WE STAN THE QUEEN BAD ASS BITCH OF RIVERDALE!!

- MARY 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 GOD I’M SO SAD

- Toni’s hair is amazing, and Cheryl’s dress is FIRE

- JUGHEAD WAS THINKING OF MR. CHIPPING WHILE HAVING SEX (I mean it’s implied because they’re cuddling in a bed and the way they’re holding each other tends to be how they hold one another after sex) I’M—THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. I love that when they have sex both of them think of literally ANYTHING else.

- Betty with that hair and that shirt? Yes. See, if they weren’t almost step-siblings and didn’t bring out the worst in each other, this soft scene could actually be cute!

- BETTY… ORDER CHINESE FOOD? THERE’S A LEVEL 4 STORM OUTSIDE?? WHO WOULD BE OPEN DURING AN ICE STORM? Then again… Veronica is the baddest bitch and a go-getter so Pop’s would definitely still be open (also because of the still)

- POWER MOVE ALICE OMGGGGGGG FP IS LIKE “WTF NO”

- First of all, that “Yes my fantasy of eating junk food for thanksgiving!” Betty was so cute… but like that’s also a really weird fantasy… although they are almost step siblings, are still together, AND fuck to serial killer documentaries like weirdos so

- lmao “I’m too cool for everything” Brett put on that bunny mask… to scare Jughead? I know he’s annoying (although not as much this season THANK GOD) but damn you buried the kid let him breathe

- This dumb blonde bitch really thinks this kid brutalized Dodger like that despite CLEARLY being a sweet person like??? Maybe pay attention to the clues and don’t just take their word (who also said it was PROBABLY if I’m remembering correctly)

- That pajama jughead with Veronica in her PJ’s,,, the perfect duo that Riverdale will never give us. How fucking tragic 😭😭😭

- What, does Betty suddenly know how to make some kind fo truth serum or something?

- ALL THIS FRED TALK I’M SO SOFT BITCHHHHHH PLUS SHADE ON HIRAM?! Also,,, you can’t give a previous alcoholic drinks, also also that speakeasy is not yours but umm… it’s for Fred so I’ll let it pass

- LMAO BETTY YOU ARE NOT IN THE SERPENTS FUCK OFF. YOU SAVED A DOG. Oh bitch I just KNOW people are going to use that in those not-really badass edits of Betty… but at least Betty KNOWS that she’s not a sweet/nice person lol. Doesn’t mean I don’t miss when Betty was actually a nice, sweet, good person back in season one though

- OH MY GOD ALL OF THE KIDS STANDING UP FOR ARCHIE YESSSSSSSSSSS! WE STAN!!!!

- Can’t she just wait for, idk, dodger to get out of his coma and then ask him who did it? Like I know it was Hiram hiring someone but like???

- VERONICA OH MY GOD THE BADDEST BTICH OF RIVERDALE!!!! WE STAN!!!! STAB HIM HUNTY YESSSS

- YES MARY!! THE QUEEN OF RIVERDALE! Also them being surprised that she went mama bear? girl wbk Mary was a badass not to be fucked with

- HIRAM STOP TRYING TO MAKE FP GET DRUNK WE KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO FIRE AND REPLACE HIM

- OOH BITCH FP NO ONE IN THIS ROOM WILL CARE IF YOU KILL HIRAM. THEY’LL KEEP IT A SECRET!!!! Also,,, Billy Loomis vibes and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES

- WAIT,,, THEY REALLY FUCKING… OH BITCH??????

- NOT ANOTHER TEACHER STUDENT AFFAIR OH MY FUCKING GOD. DONNA I TRUSTED YOU, WE ALL TRUSTED YOU.

- “I’m a serpent, every bone in my body is a Serpent.” YES BRING BACK THE SERPENTS, TAKE OVER FROM JUGHEAD AND MAKE ALICE THE QUEEN YES UFDSOHFSHFS WE STAN FALICE

- Choni is so soft ughhhhhhhh <3

- UGHHHH NOW ONLY IF THEY COULD MAKE CHONI GET OUT OF THAT DAMNED PLOTLINE THAT’S RUINING THEM THEY COULD RULE RIVERDALE AGAIN

- NOT BETTY REALLY BELIEVING THAT DONNA WASN’T MANIPULATED… and people still want to call Betty a feminist icon? She’s ANYTHING but.

- How would you not realize a camera in your room?? It’s BLINKING. 

- “Dig in, everyone.” A SOBBING

- “We monitor our patients very closely” *patient is gone* cliche of course… there’s no way they could get him out without tripping any alarms. My mom was in the hospital and on a respirator because she couldn’t breathe by herself and ANY slight movement that meant she couldn’t really breathe it would do like this jingle and it was really loud and wouldn’t stop until a nurse came in to fix it. But anyways this is Riverdale and nothing is realistic

- Mmhm Betty once again butting into things she shouldn’t and hurting someone in the process… why do people think she is a good detective again?

- NOT THIS BEING USED AS A WAY FOR JUGHEAD TO QUESTION DONNA’S STORY OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

- OMG ARCHIE PLAYING THE GUITAR AGAIN PLEASEEEEEEEE MY HEART

- THAT WAS YOUR DAD WATCHING OUT FOR US PLEASE SOMEONE GRAB MY HEART BECAUSE IT JUST FELL TO THE FLOOR.

- A PLAQUE FOR FRED I’M SOFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

- FP WEARING A LEATHER JACKET THAT I’M ASSUMING IS A SERPENT JACKET.

- If this means my Serpent babies are going to come back…. I’m going to CRY.

[suckitsurveys]

What are you listening to? Off to the Races - Lana Del Rey

If your sister came home and told you she just had sex with 15 boys, you’d say? I’d be pretty happy because that would probably mean her husband would leave her and I wouldn’t have to deal with him anymore. 

What was the last thing someone bought for you? Lydia bought me cat shaped salt and peppershakers and kitchen towels for my apartment. 

What was the last thing you drank? Root beer.

Are you a good listener? For the most part.

Is someone ignoring you? No. 

Is something bothering you right now? I’m sleepy and I want to hang up the rest of the clothes and get my night stand out of the car but Mark is asleep in the bedroom.

Honestly, what is your point of a view of a friend who goes for their friend’s exes? Whatever, we are all adults capable of making our own decisions and no one owns anyone so. 

What does your phone do when you get a new message? Makes a noise and a then a little green light blinks.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? Yesterday with Mark.

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Lydia texted me this morning asking which animal’s anus I wanted painted for my kitchen. I’m just gunna leave that unexplained.  

Have you ever dyed your hair? Nope, it’s naturally green.

How often do you talk on the phone? Rarely. 

The past month, regret something? Never. 

Do you miss someone? Yes. 

Do you believe what goes around comes around? Sure. 

Where will you be tomorrow? Work and then getting my hair dyed. Oops I blew my cover I actually do dye my hair.

What plans do you have for the coming weekend? This weekend is already over. Next weekend is gunna be spent doing more stuff for the apartment. 

Was the first person you talked to today male or female? Technically female since I texted Lydia back with my animal anus response (fox if you’re curious) and then I talked to Mark who was up already. 

When each week comes around, do you always find yourself looking forward to Friday? OH YES, especially when it’s payday. 

How is your mood? I’m content but getting a little overwhelmed. I need to go get stuff for lunch this week and some basic food things for the house. 

Does your password have to do with a boy/girl? It does not. 

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or PJ pants? I’m wearing shorts. 

Is your room clean? Ugh don’t remind me. I wanna organize it SO BAD but Mark is sleeping in there.

Do you wear eyeliner? Very rarely. I’ll probably put some on to take some new selfies when I get my hair done tomorrow.

Do you get scared before doctors’ appointments? Nervous, sure. 

Is your bathroom clean? It is! It’s the only fully complete room in the apartment. I would like to get a couple more star or moon things to tie it all together though. 

Who was your last call from? My brother in law.

What were you doing at 12 a.m. last night? I was probably doing things around the apartment or watching Bob’s Burgers. 

Do you wish on shooting stars? I don’t ever see them. 

What is making you happy at the moment? Having the windows open because of the nice weather, even though it’s freaky for February. This time last year we had like 8ft of snow. Thanks global warming.

What do you have planned for tonight? Just doing things around the apartment once Mark gets up. I might make dinner too if I feel like it.  

Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Museum. 

Do you ever think about the past? Of course. 

Do you think your life will be different this time next year? I'll be married and I’ll have gotten another raise, so yeah. 

Should you be doing something more important? Like I said, organizing and putting stuff together but Mark is sleeping. 

What was the last thing that made you laugh? Parks and Rec. 

What was the last thing that made you cry? Leaving my childhood home.

Do you watch any cooking shows on TV? Nah. 

Do you sleep with a night light? I sleep with blue Christmas lights on, so sort of. 

Do you talk in your sleep? I don’t think so.

Do you snore? Sometimes.

Do you bite your nails? Nope. I mean if one is broken I will bite the rest of it off but not as a habit. 

What does your hair look like right now? It’s a really dull green and my bangs are SO LONG but it’s getting fixed tomorrow thank goddddddddddd. I’m gunna do some blue in it. 

What are you wearing? My Liz Lemon shirt and black shorts. 

Do you swear in front of your parents? Yeah, I try not to, but sometimes it comes out. I never swear at him though. 

What do you think of when I say the word sex? Uh, sex. 

Do you bite your toenails? The thought of this makes me cringe so hard. 

What are your pet peeves? My brother in law. 

Who was the last person to tell you they love you? My dad. 

Whose hand did you last hold? Mark. 

What is on your mind right now? I need to make a list for the store and look for a chair or bench to fill the space where the loveseat was going to go but we ended up not getting it. 

Are there any important events or dates coming up? My wedding!

Are you basically a jealous person? I can be. Not often though. 

Do you currently hate anyone? My brother in law. 

What are you doing on New Year’s Eve? Yikes, that’s a long way away. 

Who was your last argument with? My grandmother. 

How are you feeling today? I’m sleepy. 

If you were alone for a whole day, what would you want to do? I don’t know, probably just this?

When was the last time you and your significant other danced together? It’s been a long time. 

Do you have a favorite hobby or activity? Coloring or surveys or swimming or bonfires.