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jjungkookislife · 4 months

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I told my husband I wanted a vape bc of the pretty colors and he said “that’s how they get you” 🤣

#I’ve had one cigarette #and vaped like a handful of puffs #did hookah once #and smoked weed a handful of times #that’s it though #my doctor #didn’t even count the cigarette as me smoking 😅#tw smoking #tw vaping #tw weed #tw tobacco

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shittyutmv · 8 months

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do you think dream smells like ciggarattes

i almost died trying to draw this dream belongs to jokublog

#The whole time i was drawing there were tears streaming down my face #my hands were shaking violently #and when i finally looked away jesus himself was standing in my doorway #-mod kip #🦑#cw smoking #cw drugs #cw weed #god im committing a sacrilege #badly drawn utmv #utmv #undertale multiverse #dream sans

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butchsophiewalten · 3 months

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how do we feel about canon pothead jenny

Oh, incredible. I've been championing this concept for so much of my life now. I really think she'd be the kind of stoner to talk a lot about the medicinal benefits of weed. Also a belief I've held for forever is that she's the kind of person who thinks tobacco ruins the taste of weed, so if she's smoking her preference is definitely for a joint over smoking a blunt or a spliff.

#ask #if she's smoking with her friends i think she gets mad when someone rolls a spliff and hands it to her. she's like You are So fucking cheap #and then she gets told that if she cares so much she should bring the weed next time #and then she stops complaining

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pawbeanies · 3 months

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anyway i'm such a cute shy and well behaved boy that has never let loose in his life it would be such a shame if someone was a bad influence on me ... just saying

#i feel like i come off as much Wilder on here than i would irl fjskfjsf. im a loser irl #ive only been to 2 (two) uni parties and one of them was bc it was being held by my roomie at our apt fksjfKDKSJDKS #the other one was with. my ex. looking away. but there was jollibee at it so that was very nice #only drank like a handful of times and smoked weed one and never vaped or did anything like. fun. never hooked up ...#never went wild during uni!!!!!!! tch!! but also i did like. go to school in a very large city during thr pandemic so it wasn't. safe #sniffs. now im working a 9-5 office job instead of being at tha club...

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mellotronmkll · 15 days

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Sorry talking about alcohol abuse in this post but I know im far from the first person to experience this but it sucks how all the periods of my life when im doing the best socially are when my drinking is completely out of control and then when I do stop drinking my social life falters because I completely rely on alcohol to socialize and I'm comically completely inept at it when I'm sober and it seems like it shouldn't be that big of a deal but it is. Like it feels like my options are just say fuck it and let myself be dependent on alcohol and have friends or not be an alcoholic and have no friends and be scared of leaving my house. Whatever lol

#I had a breakdown at 3 am last night and decided I need to quit again and then someone I want to be closer friends with invited me #To an event 100% centered around drinking where the expectation is that everyone brings a bottle #And like I need/want to say yes because I want to spend time with him and his friends but I'm like. Fuckkkkkking hell #And then I hVe a friends bday party where I really want to make a good impression and be sociable because there will be people there #Who I really want to befriend but there's no way I'll be able to do that if I'm staying sober so I'm just like #It's just so frustrating like and if I had better self control #It would be fine because I would only drink at things like this but I do not have that self control once I do that I just start drinking #Every single night for weeks LOL and I've tried to keep it reasonable or just cut down so many times #Like I think stopping is the only option but. How am I even supposed to do that while at the same time #Being at a point in my life where I'm trying REALLY hard to push myself out of my comfort zone #Like I'm just supposed to do that with sparkling water in my hand. Okay #And oh yeah I can't replace it with weed because weed has the opposite effect on me where if I smoke with anyone I'm not Extremely #Extremely comfortable around I go completely silent because I get so anxious it makes all my social difficulties 10x worse #Like I have tried to just have a thc seltzer at the bar when everyone else is drinking vodka sodas and it does Not work for me I start pani #Even when I smoke with people I am comfortable with I panic lately #SO I DONT KNOW!

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skenpiel · 1 year

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wish i was a witch for real that would be so badass. god i would do anything for a magic broom

#legitimately my biggest wish like if i found a genie thatd be the first thing id ask #id be like ok make me a witch i have to be able to use magic wands and make potions and have flying brooms and talk to cats #god. god. god. god. god. god. god. none of you understand how badly i wish i were a witch.#i wish i had a flying bbroom so bad like the rest of the stuff would be awesome too but magic broom is like number 1...........#god i want it so bad. i want it so bad im tearing up /srs #waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahhhhhhhhhhhhh #i dont care about anything else i had a dream the other week that i had a magic broom #and what i did was fly out at night and overlook the forest where i grew up and then smoked hella weed up there #i was getting LITERALLY wizard high #i wish so badly i had a magic broom none of you could even understand how badly i want it #in the dream i also snuck out by just opening my window and taking flight........#i wish that was real. i cant leave the house undetected anymore i used to be able to in my old house but now i cant #i dont need it as much anymore so it isnt a very big problem but it still bums me out #if i had a magic broom none of that would matter........ i want one SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i wish i could lucid dream and then i could fly on a broom everyday all the time. UGH!!!!!!#seriously i want to be able to lucid dream...... if i could do that whenever i wanted i would be unstoppable #and also unwakeable. lol #i would never want to do anything else but at least i wouldnt need booze to make me not feel like shit so itd be better still -_-#me and madotsuki r holding hands btw were like the same exact person

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milkweedman · 1 year

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Things today. Carrot shaped icicle. Fucked up icicle from the strong wind. Sour plum tree starting to bud.

#bad timing on the trees part #was super nice and warm for a few days and then well below freezing with lots of snow #also i knit those mittens years ago and am only just now appreciating how good they are. was holding powdery wet snow in my hand #for about 10 minutes while trying to decide if i should or should not throw a snowball the size of my head at my sister #and my hand stayed perfectly warm and dry #(i did not throw that snowball. id thrown smaller ones at her already at she was apparently In A Mood)#i myself am also in a mood actually #still have the migraine (hence why i have not responded to messages sorry)#and also am experiencing the Adhd Unstimulation Malaise #still knitting the southdown sock #vaguely listening to brian enos airport music #which i love. and considering smoking a ton of weed #idk idk

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 2 years

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Ok so in relation to the previous post:

A customer (older butch lesbian(?)) flat-out told me (in a very kind, chill way) that I need to relax when I get off work and smoke some weed

I’m— [w h e E z e] god am I that tense-looking now? Djdjdjdjfjfjjdndjdndnd help

#drug mention #I like her but hdjdjdjd what the hell #nothing like getting a roundhouse kick to the gut in the middle of your shift #screaming #laughing #crying throwing up #I love her tbh she seems like the cool aunt type #laid back and down to earth lady #people always tell me I look like I should be in the military or something #and I get reactionary ‘yes sir’ responses from guys a lot of the time #damn maybe I should smoke some weed /j #no no no smoking killed my grandma and removed my uncle’s lung and gave my mom asthma (second hand)#nope #but weed gummies??? sure why the hell not #not in my mental state though #that’s a BAD idea #I’ll wait until I’m doing it just to try it; not for numbing purposes

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spindrifters · 1 year

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everyone is.... yelling at me. it's mother's day and you're yelling at me in the tags of my very own post.

#gonna go smoke some weed she is my wife #my lesbian lover #my good time boy #I love you all though it's fun I'm rubbing together my little gremlin hands

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faultsofyouth · 11 months

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can't decide if I want to be a gynecologist or if I want to marry one

#If I marry one we can open a practice together and she can oversee cesarean sections #and that guarantees I can prescribe medicine in any US state without needing to get approval from a man nor from any physician #Whom I have no way of vetting the level of work they've done to unlearn a male medical bias or to be pro woman in their practice #And /I/ don't have to go to med school and learn science that is primarily based around the male body for 5 years #despite my goal profession(s) being centered entirely around female health & biology. And /i/ don't have to pay for med school #but on the other hand. I COULD become a gynecologist and then #I could do exactly the same job I want to do as a nurse + I am a fucking Doctor + a woman in STEM + I get the same benefit of being able #to write prescriptions as I would if I married an OB/gyn and there's no barriers depending on the state I work in #+ I can perform cesarean sections and I don't have to leave my patients safety in the hands of the nearest hospital surgeon #In the event of an EMERGENCY. like if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself and all that #and also I make hella bank as a doctor like I make some hardcore moolah #Money is a good idea most of the time in my opinion #But at the same time like. Do /I/ wanna be in charge of cutting a woman open? Uhhhhhhhh #I mean. I smoke weed yall. and I watch children cartoons all day. And I'm like a b average student #Can /I/ really be trusted to cut a child out of a woman with no casualties?? Like idfk tbh. TBH #I don't know if I have it in me. Like idk #I know no healthcare job is okay to be mediocre at. I feel like I could excel at being a midwife but totally unconfident about being #a doctor. I don't think that adds up like that doesn't make sense but idk if it means I should rethink being a doctor or being a nurse

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snekdood · 1 year

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mfs cant even dress. fuckin. wearing basketball shorts and a nondescript t shirt and short ass hair and have the gall to make fun of other people for dressing different. okay background character

#ok least memorable guy in the room #oh? oh what josh? do you play sports? you real good at your sports ball?#you smoke weed after school n shit? listen to rap music?#and thats your entiiiiiiiiiiiiiire personality. lol. lmao.#oh and its mainstream rap too. like wiz khalifa or somethin. and you never listen deeply to the lyrics or what they say #you only listen to it to feel cool while you smoke your weed.#oh and i bet you make having a care a personality too since theres literally absolutely nothing else remarkable about your character #car*#do ya go fishing? maybe like guns? maybe you just got a dog recently. wow. a real step forward for you and your empty ass soulless life #do you ever volunteer for things? do you ever actually. give a fuck about things?#do you have a hobby outside of sports? do you spend literally any time alone introspecting?#do you cope with life by drinking and vaping with your pals to avoid having to ever have a thought or feel an ounce of regret for being a #piece of shit?#crazy how i can read you like the back of my hand tyler josh stevenson #and by golly do you never question the ethicality of owning a lawn either. thats never crossed your mind. because giving af about anything #has never crossed your mind besides yourself #wonder how dissapointed your mom is in you but never tells you outright #she prolly hoped you would become more. stay a nice sweet little boy. but naur #ya didn't. and now you're pinning after celebrities who wear designer brands. because your life is empty and soulless.#too mean? eh. he needs to hear it.

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call-me-lemon · 1 year

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Vaping and cigs are stupid and you will die sooner if you do them

Weed is like, fine ig but I dont like the smell and I dont wanna do any ever so please dont hotbox the car while im in the back seat like my family does ok thanks. Also maybe dont do a drug that slows reaction time and critical thinking while driving, especially in florida.

Not saying all drivers in florida are bad. Im just saying theres a reason insurance rates are so high here.

#im serious #strong smells give me headaches #especially smoke #especially smoke from burning sage or smoking weed #you can have fun in a bedroom or on the back porch #not in the car when were going to an appointment to the dmv #or in one of two functional bathrooms in the entire house #i need to pee quit hogging #I dont care what you do on your own time and im not well educated enough to tell you not to #but please respect my boundaries #its hard enough to get clean air now a days without you filling my lungs with second hand smoke #because you think its funny to invade my personal bubble and because youre nursing a joint 24/7 like its an inhailer

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traitorsinsalem · 2 years

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i love when my friends and internet muts are like "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAY GENSHIN??" when they talk about genshin impact and i talk about it back to them in a way that shows i have clearly played genshin impact. my love of yanfei and yunjin is strong but my hatred of mihoyo is stronger. "do not speak unless spoken to" yes i understand because i do not genshin unless genshined to.

#succ speaks #i feel so bad for my friend who's one of my like. 4 friends i talk abt genshin w/ bc i was THERE with her for like 3 different sumeru leaks #<- 4got to add the context that she's persian 😭 her twt which is usually art + ttrpgs has been so much 'so here's more sumeru shit' lately #also like i've been stuck on the raiden shogun training and final mikage furnace quest for months tbh 😭#<- so like.....seeing wtf is up with sumeru will all be second-hand lmfao which is probably for the better honestly #idk i've said this a million times to my like 4 genshin-playing friends (read that like 3 weed-smoking girlfriends) but...#seeing this sumeru shit pisses me off so much not only for the obvious reasons but because i was so happy with liyue #because obviously it's a chinese game by a chinese company so the nation that's inspired by china will be very authentically chinese 😆...#but genshin is super popular in the u.s. + canada and europe and it made me so happy to see people getting excited about and embracing...#chinese characters and storylines. because korean + japanese games + shows + movies are v popular in the west among ppl who aren't asian...#so it made me super happy to see that players enjoy liyue. there are some historical dramas that have also gotten popular here too...#anyways the contrast of that with the absolute shitstorm that's been sumeru and its leaks and teasers makes me so upset...#because SO. MANY. PEOPLE. are getting the EXACT opposite of what i (and i can safely assume many other ppl) got out of liyue.#idk. pisses me off so much.#anyways yeah i love not being clocked as a genshin player. makes me feel confident in my hygiene and social skills.

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arthur-r · 2 years

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guess who gets to have chipotle today

#it’s me!!!! the last time i had it was my birthday in april #and i keep asking if we could have it and the answer is always no and then. a couple weeks ago when i was at work #my dad and sister had chipotle without me. and that made me real sad #but today i get to have chipotle!!!! im so excited #chipotle and red robin are my two favorite restaurants not counting [redacted pizza restaurant] where i work #and i have a secret kids menu hack that gets me super cheap food at red robin but it’s expensive for the rest of my family #so we don’t go there often. chipotle on the other hand is still a special treat but it’s a more equal special treat #where everyone can feel like they’re getting their moneys worth and im always in the mood for it #and so im really glad we’re doing it today. i love chipotle so much #we’re just gonna go order takeout and then eat it at home but that’s better than sitting in the restaurant with lights and loud people #so this is the most ideal meal possible. my dad went a couple weeks not really feeding us anything but this is the second day this week #that we’re getting food as a family. i guess he’s doing that cause my mom and little sister are almost home so he’s making the most of the #last week. other things he’s taking advantage of being able to do: smoke weed cause he thinks i don’t know the smell so i won’t know #i do know i just don’t want to be confrontational about it. we’ve almost made it through this entire time with no fights and im really proud #so im not gonna mess it up calling him out on something like that. for vague context i live in a state where it is a crime. but i don’t #really care from that standpoint it’s just. idk i just wish that when he’s supposed to be a responsible adult he would keep his wits up #like. my mom told me once that when i was growing up she would smoke weed before she hung out with me and my sister so that she would be #in the right headspace. she would smoke weed so that she’d be more childish and fun to play with #which i guess i appreciate the goddamned effort but it didn’t work because as long as you still have power over somebody #any superficial idea of equality isn’t going to do anything. three year old me did not cry less when my mom got mad at me if she had been #high when she was taking care of me earlier. that is not how that works. so anyway i guess it’s a sore spot #he’s only smoked once the past couple weeks and now he is again today i could smell it when i went to the basement to do my laundry #and it’s just not a great vibe. hang on i heard the dryer song from far away im gonna go move my laundry #anyway this is actually a happy post because i get chipotle so um. sorry for all the weed talk i got distracted #drug cw #ok i’ll see you guys later i have to move my laundry and then im getting dinner!!!! very excited #me. my post. mine.#delete later

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rufusx2 · 4 months

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people are so dramatic about cigs like yeah secondhand smoke is a thing dont smoke indoors or around other people or animals but some people act like if you smoke wearing a pair of socks under your shoes and then you change your shoes and all your other clothes without changing your socks and then you walk into someones house you will trigger an asthma attack and cancer and their cat will be set on fire and the Toxins will be in their home forever and ever

#yeah avoid wearing a hoodie you chainsmoke in on the bus its like #just as rude as not wearing deodorant or heavy weed smell or perfume #'omg the second and third and fourth and FIFTH HAND SMOKE' yall make me want to smoke more honestly #especially when it comes from weed smokers #guess how many times ive had a guy w heavy cig smell sit by me. twice #how many times heavy WEED smell??? cannot even tell you its been so many #weed smokers are not only more annoying but more inconsiderate bc nobody is telling them theyre directly at fault for your grandmas uncles #dog getting fifthhand cancer #meows

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karmaphone · 8 months

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haha bro your post about recognizing the signs of drug addiction is so cool. now say that you don't view addicts as morally bad and that some addicts need to stay on their substances to avoid death or pain 😀

#like bro. yeah it's good to recognize that your reliance on drugs is getting out of hand. now say it like you don't think addiction is #condemnable and addicts deserve to live comfortably even if that means being on a substance their whole life #me smoking weed every day to help control my nausea crohns and dissociation is exactly like my wife being addicted to Effexor #sorry that some of us need to be addicted to live a life worth living #I'm not saying drug addiction can't be bad (it's ruined a huge number of lives) but like. lmfao the way u talk about it is gross #tell me the grandmas in the nursing home in incredible pain should get off morphine. tell me that my friend Sara needs to stop her #ketamine treatments. tell me I should have to live in pain and disconnected from my body and self and ready to throw up all the time #and I'll rip your fucking head off :)

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