#and the RANDOM CASHIIIIIEEEEERRRR

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STRILONDES GO TO WALMART

ROSE: All right, we only have nine dollars left.

DAVE: cheese sticks 

ROSE: You want nine dollars worth of cheese sticks? 

DAVE: yes

ROSE: If that makes you happy. 

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ROXY: u sent me a meme when i was standing right beside u in walmart...

DIRK: Yes.

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CASHIER: are they with you?

ROXY: [looks at dave and rose] hmmm no i have never seen them before in my life

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ROXY: [going into an aisle as dave wanders off]  ...hell be okay

ROSE: Natural selection will get him.

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ROSE: I don’t have any pockets.

DAVE: why not

ROSE: Because women have tiny pockets.

DAVE: well why does roxy have pockets

ROXY: cause!! im not a woman

ROSE: Because they’re wearing mens’ pants.

DAVE: yo roxy what if i got you some really nice mens pants without pockets

ROXY: why even bother????

DAVE: cause of the aesthetic

ROXY: fuck ur aesthetic!!!! i want pockets