#and the musics make my whole body chemicals go insane and explode

[ratotoing]

WEIRD AWESOME QUIRKY GIRLS ART HIHI

[somedayonbroadway]

Hi! If you don’t mind- Could you please do the scene in which Crutchie meets all of Jack’s friends in the BH6 AU? Thank you!

Big Hero 6 AU

Ummmm yes because it’s honestly one of the best scenes.

Find the car chase scene here, and Jack’s video scene here!

I love this AU

“What are we doing at your nerd school?” To say Crutchie was exasperated was an understatement. He followed closely behind his brother anyway, knowing he wouldn’t be able to get anywhere quick enough without Jack’s bike at that point.

Jack didn’t even turn back to him as they made their way through the halls. He seemed happy that Crutchie was irritated. The boy couldn’t necessarily blame him, after all he’d just gotten the young man arrested. “Gotta grab somethin’, sunshine. Relax, would ya?” the young man shot back at him. “‘Sides, ya ain’t eva’ seen my lab.” That was when Jack turned to smirk at him.

The boy rolled his eyes as he followed his brother to two large doors. He barely caught a glimpse of the place before he already wanted to make fun of it. “Oh great. I get ya see the nerd lab—“

“Heads up!”

Crutchie stumbled back at the words, losing sight of his brother completely as someone zoomed past him on a black bike that had yellow detailing all over it.

His gaze was full with wonder as he followed the thing over to a station beside the door. It pulled to a stop dramatically and a boy climbed off of it, pulling off his black helmet, revealing messy blond curls and insanely blue eyes. The guy wore black fingerless gloves and a leather jacket scrunched up at the arms. Crutchie watched him sigh as he wrote something down on a piece of paper, shaking his head as he pulled one of the wheels off of the bike and began to walk away, tossing it back and letting it automatically reattach to the bike.

The boy looked around him.

His eyes widened.

This place was amazing.

Everywhere he looked people were working on things that he’d never seen before. Science completely surrounded him and he couldn’t help the anxiety that sputtered up in his chest.

Before he could stop himself, he wandered over to that bike, waving his hand over the wheels. “Whoa… electro-mag suspension?”

“Who’re you?”

The voice startled him enough to whirl around and find the boy that had almost just run him over staring back at him. “I’m—“

“Racer, this is my little brother,” Jack introduced, sliding up behind the other student, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. “Charlie, this is Race.”

Race looked him up and down, popping a bubble with the gum that was in his mouth. Jack patted him on the shoulder. And Race smirked. “Welcome ta the nerd lab,” he drawled, slipping out of Jack’s embrace and walking to his bike.

A nervous laugh escaped Charlie who had no idea what to say to that. He scratched awkwardly at the back of his neck. “Uh… yeah…” He watched Race grab onto the back wheel of his bike. “I’ve never seen electro-mag suspension on a bike before!” It was impossible to keep the excitement out of his voice.

Race spun the wheel, as if to show how quick it was moving. “Zero resistance, faster bike,” he explained simply, grabbing the thing and pulling it from the bike. “But not fast enough.” And with that, he tossed the thing like a frisbee into a container full of wheels that were just more prototypes of it. “Yet,” he added, turning to get back to his work space.

Jack gave him a quick high five and Crutchie allowed himself to walk further into the room, only stopping in front of another piece of equipment he didn’t recognize before a voice stopped him. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t move! Get behind the line!”

Charlie did so immediately. His back hit Jack’s chest. “Hey, Spottie! This is my brother, Charlie,” he introduced again, holding the kid by the shoulders.

Spot smirked, stripping off a zip up hoodie to reveal big, muscly arms. “Alright, Charlie. Prepare ta be amazed,” he stated smugly, grabbing an apple from the desk behind it and throwing it into mid air. It was immediately sliced into paper thin pieces.

Charlie caught one of them as Spot pulled a lever beside them, revealing bright green lasers shining from one beam to the next. The boy grinned. “Whoa… laser-induced plasma?”

“Oh yeah,” Spot grinned, more to himself than to the boy. “With a little magnetic confinement for ultra-precision,” he added, excited at his own work. He turned around to grab something on the desk behind him.

The boy glanced over at it before walking over to the young man. “How do you find anythin’ in this mess?” There were about a hundred tools on the table in an order that looked random to the boy. But to Charlie, it just looked chaotic.

“I have a system,” Spot insisted, glaring at Jack who was clearly about to tease him. “There’s a place for Everythin’ and everythin’ in its place—“

Just as he was about to finish speaking, someone zoomed by on rollerblades. “Need this!” Race shouted, grabbing a tool off the counter before quickly making his get away, sticking his tongue out at Spot who’s mouth hung open as he stood to chase after the boy.

“Racer, I’ll kill you! This is anarchy! Society has rules!” he cried, running after the younger man.

“Excuse me! Comin’ through!” Jack turned immediately to catch a girl with a red messy bun rushing through the lab with a very big ball pushed in front of her. She paused when she saw them, grabbing Jack’s face in her hand and giving him a long kiss. Crutchie could hear the music flooding out through her earbuds. Jack just laughed into the kiss even as the boy stood shocked. When she turned to him she froze for a moment before a giant grin took over her face. “Oh my gosh! You must be Charlie!” she yelled over her own music. “I’ve heard so much about you!”

When she pushed the ball over to where she wanted it she turned back to the brothers. Crutchie looked up at his brother who had a small blush creeping up his neck as he watched the girl.

“Perfect timing!” she squealed, pulling her earbuds out.

Charlie turned back with wide eyes when he saw what the ball was. “That’s a whole lot of tungsten carbide,” he observed.

“Four hundred pounds of it!” the woman corrected, grabbing his wrist and pulling him forward, careful to go at a pace he could keep up with. “Come here, come here, come here! You’ll love this!” There was an entire chemist set up on the counter beside them. She began to twist some knobs and squeeze some bottles. “A dash of perchloric acid, a smidge of cobalt, a hint of hydrogen peroxide.” She pulled out a blowtorch, startling the kid a bit. “Super-heated to 500 Kelvin, and…” The girl took the bottle that the chemicals had mixed into, spraying it onto the large ball. Turning to pull a lever, the pink spray suctioned to the ball, making it one solid color. “Ta-da!” She grinned. “It’s pretty great, huh?”

“It’s so… pink,” Charlie agreed, not understanding what the big deal was.

Jack was hanging on her every word.

“Here’s the best part!” she sang, reaching over to touch the thing only to have it explode all around the room.

Crutchie’s grin returned immediately. “Whoa…”

“I know right?!” the girl laughed, now covered in pink. “Chemical metal embrittlement!”

Jack laughed. “Not bad, babe,” he said proudly, reaching to wrap an arm around her waist. “Crutchie, this is Katherine. Around here we call her Ace.”

Crutchie’s eyebrows knit together. “Ace? Race? Spottie?”

“Um, the name’s Spot. Not ‘Spottie’,” Spot interrupted from somewhere behind him. “It’s cause I make sure these idiots don’t hurt themselves, not cause I’m a puppy.”

Jack just scoffed. “Albert is the one who gives out the nicknames,” he smiled, pressing a kiss to Katherine’s cheek.

“Who’s Albert?”

“This guy!” someone growled from beside him. Crutchie turned to meet the person, only to jump back when he found it to be a dragon. “Oh, don’t be alarmed!” The mouth was opened up to reveal a normal guy, trying to somehow unveil himself from the costume. “It’s just a suit. This is not my real face and body,” Albert assured, pulling a hand out for Crutchie to shake. “The name’s Al. School mascot by day, but by night…” he pulled the suit back on, posing in it and breathing like Charlie had to assume a dragon might. And then Albert reappeared. “I am also the school mascot,” he grinned.

Charlie giggled at that. “So what’s your major?”

“Oh, I am unfortunately not a student. I am here to get Ace to develop a formula that can turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will,” he said, staring off into the distance as he voice got low and mysterious. Then he straightened back up and glared at the girl who was still in Jack’s arms. “But she says that ‘ain’t science’,” he repeated, sticking a tongue out at her.

“It’s really not,” she insisted.

“Oh, well then I guess the shrink ray I asked Spot for ain’t science either,” he shot back sarcastically, making the boy laugh.

Spot walked up to them with Race thrown over his shoulder, struggling and kicking. “Uh, no.”

“Well what about my invisible sandwich?”

Crutchie could only grin at these people. His brother’s friends.

And Jack watched him for a moment, seeing lights sparking in his eyes.

He grinned.

His plan was working.

Hope you liked it!

[madamebaggio]

Notes: I got super late with this because the internet sucks and the holidays suck the life out of me. I had a hard time focusing on a longer chapter, so the others will also be late, but I hope you like.

For those of you who might not remember, there was a poll last month and this is one of the ships that won a fuller post.

Also, remember that for the Crackship Fleet next month there’s still time to choose a prompt for your favorite ship. Some of them are already booked, but we still have maaaaany left. So check december’s post of your favorite ship and see if you’re interested in picking a prompt for them ;)

There was some “F BOMBS” in here.

***

“Get the fuck out of my way, before I use my claws to tear you apart.” Derek growled at Coulson.

Normally he liked the man well enough -he even admired him- but not when he was blocking his way like this; not when Coulson was standing between him and Darcy, who might be hurt.

Or worse.

But Derek couldn’t think about that possibility.

The explosion on the science department had been an accident, something that could’ve happened -and did happen -at any given moment.

The problem wasn’t that something exploded; it was the intensity of said explosion. It was stronger than it should’ve been and it compromised a part of the building.

Fortunately, Dr Banner was in New York, or it could’ve been worse.

But Darcy was there, visiting Jane.

Lydia had come out a while ago, shaken but fine -apparently she’d just hurt her arm because she fell, and they were taking her to be checked by a doctor -but there was no sign of Darcy or Jane.

And Coulson wouldn’t let Derek get in there and look for her.

“The structure is fragile right now, Derek.” Coulson insisted. “We need to let the specialized teams work. If you go in now, you’ll get on their way.”

“Darcy is still there!”

“Agent Hale!” Coulson finally snapped. “I know she is, and I care about her safety as well. You are not helping; you need to back off.”

Derek tried to take a deep breath in and calm himself down, but it wasn’t easy.

“Derek.” Coulson called again. “Your eyes are blue.”

He knew that; he could feel the transformation so close by, his blood boiling in misplaced fury, since concern seemed not enough for the desperation…

“DEREK!”

He snapped back, like an elastic band that had been stretched too far, then let go.

“I’m sorry, Sir.” He spoke, even as he tried to calm his breathing.

“We’re looking for her.” Coulson assured him, hand on his shoulder. “We’ll get her out.”

Derek nodded stiffly, then paced for twenty minutes. Everytime they brought someone out of the building, he’d look and it never was Darcy.

He was going to go absolutely insane if he didn’t have news soon…

Then, out of nowhere, her smell hit him.

Derek could write a book about Darcy by now; he knew so much about her. He knew her favorite foods, and the ones that made her wrinkle her nose. He knew her favorite scents, the songs that were on her cleaning playlist, her yoga playlist, her sexytimes playlist… He knew she had a peculiar relationship with e-readers and powder blue yarn -a certain love and hate thing - and that she absolutely loved dragonflies -even though she was scared of them.

He knew her body better than he knew his own; he had explored every curve and dip, had his favorite freckles. He knew how to make her giggle and moan, and how firm or gentle to be. Derek could touch Darcy in the dark and still make her fall apart and yet…

Yet her smell was never sweeter than at that moment; even though he could smell chemicals and smoke mixed with it and a lingering scent of fear.

Derek’s feet started moving even before he actually saw her. She was limping, one of the firemen was helping her along, she had a cut on her forehead and was covered in dust.

“Darcy!” He called as he ran to her.

Upon hearing her name she raised her head, but she wasn’t wearing her glasses, so she probably couldn’t really see him, but it didn’t matter. A few more steps and he was there, gathering her in his arms.

He vaguely heard the fireman protesting he should be careful with her, but he was already hugging her, pressing his nose to the curve of her neck and breathing her in. He could hear her heartbeat and nothing seemed more important at the moment.

“Derek, you’re squeezing me.” She grumbled.

“Quiet.” He growled, still holding her.

“My ribs hurts.” She whined and he immediately let go.

“Why didn’t you tell me before?” He demanded.

“You attacked me!” She indicated. “You didn’t give me time. You haven’t said hi to Jane at all.”

Derek took a deep breath in, before he acted like a caveman, but he was really stiff when he turned to Jane. “Hello, Dr Foster.” He said to her through clenched teeth.

Jane -who didn’t look worse for wear -was looking mighty amused by this. “Hello, Derek.”

He turned back to Darcy. “Are you happy now?”

“Sir.” The fireman called him.

“What?” Derek barked, making the man take a step back.

Darcy slapped his shoulder. “Bad Derek.” Foster’s cough sounded way too much like laughter, and he wasn’t amused at all.

“Sir.” The fireman tried again, this time with way less confidence. “I was taking them to an ambulance. They need to get checked at the hospital.”

“Right.” Derek nodded, it sounded like a good idea. “I’ll ride along.”

The fireman opened his mouth, then closed it and swallowed dryly. Then he tried again. “You can’t…”

“What?” Derek dared him to finish the sentence.

The man smartly decided not to.

“Derek.” Darcy rolled her eyes. “You’re overreacting.”

Derek snapped his mouth shut and refused to continue this conversation.

He did go with them to the hospital. Darcy had sprained her ankle and had some small cuts, but nothing serious. Even the cut in her head wasn’t anything terrible, and she didn’t have a concussion. Derek promised he’d keep an eye on her and call the doctor if she presented any signs of one.

Jane was also mostly fine; they’d been far from the explosion, so they only had smaller injuries related to impact and flying debris.

There was no discussion when it came to where Darcy was going. Thor had appeared to pick Jane and take her to their place, and Derek told Darcy she was coming home with him.

The drive was charged with a tense silence that wasn’t common between them. Derek wasn’t the most talkative person around, but Darcy was and she could make him come out of his solitude.

When their friendship started -way before the benefits -Darcy was the one always talking; she’d ask him about everything and demand answers that weren’t grunts -her own words. She’d made him talk about his likes and dislikes, about music, movies, trips… At first, he’d thought she was the one always talking, but suddenly he realized she was making him talk, all the time.

Darcy snuck up on him, and he’d been powerless to stop it. Honestly, he didn’t think he wanted to. She was the person that made him feel better about most things.

That was why this silence was painful. However, Derek felt on edge because of the danger she’d been in. He was trying to calm himself, but the fact that she was acting so unconcerned -like it was nothing -kept riling him up. So he kept his silence since he didn’t want to fight with Darcy right now -or ever -but he really wanted to shake her and see if she’d finally learn to take better care of herself.

They got to her apartment also in silence, and he followed her in. She went straight to her room to get her spare pair of glasses, and when she came back…

Oh boy...

That was when Darcy glared at him, hands on her waist and a pout on her lips. “What is wrong with you, Derek?”

“Me?” He demanded.

“You!” She insisted, throwing her hands up. “You’re grumpier than ever.”

“You got hurt, Darcy!” He told her, having a hard time believing he even needed to say this.

“I know. I was there.”

Derek took a deep breath in. “It drives me insane that you act like it was nothing. You could’ve gotten seriously hurt, but you don’t care. You only worry about the others, but never about yourself. You insisted on Jane being checked first, even though you were the one that was more hurt. I spent almost a whole hour outside that building, desperate for news of you, and the first thing you do when you come out is to tell me to say hi to Jane!”

Darcy was rendered speechless by his outburst. She didn’t know what to say. “So you have a problem with Jane?”

Derek growled in frustration. “I don’t have a problem with Jane; I like her, a lot. But you spend so much caring for her -and for me -you never pay attention to yourself.” He tried breathing in. “Fuck.”

She arched an eyebrow; Derek never cursed. “So you were worried about me.” It wasn’t a question.

“Of course I was, Darcy. You’re my friend and I adore you. How do you think I felt out there today?”

“The same way I feel every time you go out on a mission.” She told him plainly.

The simplicity and honesty of that statement was like a blow to Derek. He’d never thought…

“Caught you there, didn’t I?” Darcy asked, but she wasn’t smug, it was more tired.

That took all the wind out of his sails. Derek’s shoulders sagged. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have freaked like that.”

Darcy finally walked up to him and put her hands on his shoulders. “I adore you too.” She told him with a kind smile. “And I know you’re an all powerful werewolf, but waiting for you to come back from missions is torture to me. I don’t like that you felt this way today, but now you can understand better why I nag you every time you come back.”

“Now I feel like an asshole.” Derek sighed.

Darcy chuckled. “Well…”

He gave her a tentative smile. “I’m sorry.” He repeated, this time firmer. “You’re right. Can we promise each other to be more careful?”

“We can, as long as we both acknowledge that it won’t probably last for a month.”

This time he actually laughed. “Acknowledged.” He sighed. “Do you want to watch something on Netflix?”

“Can we see ‘Derry Girls’?”

“Today we can see whatever you want.”

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Birds of Prey“

*in best Roman Sionis impression*  WHOOO!

Figured I might as well FINALLY watch it.  On with the show!

*silently jams to the opening logos*

This animated intro is great.

*snorts at the little animation of how an egg gets fertilized*

Why is this animated Joker a different (and actually better) character design than what we got in Suicide Squad?  Were we robbed of Letoker in full Joker suited glory?  I think we were.

“Behind every successful man is a badass broad.”  *points at screen in agreement*

I love Harley’s freaking rainbow apartment

The hyena!

This movie has the same amount of color saturation as “Pulp Fiction”

Freaking Bernie the Beaver is holding her tissues!  We stan supportive friends!

*gasp* Cass!

This guy [Roman’s driver] looks an awful lot like Jon Hamm and that is never gonna go away

“It’s not a party without a little drama!”  I love Ewan McGregor

*snorts in hilarity when Harley turns to address the audience about how much she doesn’t like Roman in front of Roman*

“Do give the Joker my [Roman] best.”  Uhhh....

*jams the crap out to “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat*

*laughs at Harley drunkenly giving relationship advice to a female bust in the club*

“Some people have the Eiffel Tower.  Or Olive Garden.”  Can we please hear the stories about Gotham’s Olive Garden?

Oh that shot [of Harley walking away from the Ace Chemicals explosion] is great

[Four Minutes Ago]  *snorts in hilarity*

So far I actually really like Rosie Perez as Montoya.

Huntress!

*Huntress kills the mob people in the flashback*  That was awesome.  And the way Montoya steps back and forth to investigate the body is great.

“Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.”  And oop.

God, seeing Ewan as Black Mask is really gonna throw me off but man this is gonna be a great performance.

*jaw drops in horror when Zsasz removes someone’s FACE*

JESUS CHRIST HOLY SHIT RATED “R” HUH?!?

“Is that a snot bubble?”  Shit!

OHHHHH THAT SHOT OF ROMAN WITH THE MASK ON!!!  AAAAAAHHHH!!

The SATURATION IN THIS MOVIE

Also the soundtrack and aesthetic in this movie is very... “Suicide Squad”-esque

Man that sandwich looks good

*jaw drops when Harley accidentally throws her sandwich into the road*

Also they de-saturated everything again hahaha

Oh my gosh that guy [”Happy”] is HUGE

[GRIEVANCE:  COSMETIC VANDALISM]  Yeah, that sounds about right

“Par-ley??”  *snorts*

Her [Montoya’s] shirt....

Also why is she wearing that shirt at work?

This movie is giving me huge Tarantino vibes

Why does the actor that plays Montoya’s boss looks familiar?

Oh!  He’s Rufus in “Supernatural.”  Bobby’s kinda buddy!

“Ms. Montoya, we do have a dress code.”  There we go.

They are really just going back and forth in the timeline to cover everything, aren’t they?

Harley’s using nonlethal rounds?

The action set pieces in this movie so far are awesome.

*says “Run, piggy, run!” along with Harley*

Of course Dinah is singing “This Is A Man’s World”

Also I’ve seen like a 20 second Twitter compilation of Roman saying the f-bomb and it’s glorious

“We could make our own family.”  Oh snap.

WAIT THAT’S THE GUY WHOSE FACE ZSASZ REMOVED!

Does... Roman... like Dinah?  Like... that?  Or is this manipulation?

*chuckles when drunk Harley slides up next to Dinah at the bar*

*gets very uncomfortable at a guy trying to take advantage of a drunk Harley*

C’mon Dinah...

What’s the song playing here [when Dinah’s beating up the guys in the alley]?

Uh whatcha doing in the corner there, Zsasz?

“Oh sooongbirrddd?”  Noo...

Did I just see a street sign that said “ANUS”?

So is Cass faking a broken wrist or does she actually have a broken wrist?

So far my favorite characters are Montoya and Dinah.  Not gonna lie.

*has to muffle laughter when Roman does the mmkay hand sign* 

“I mean, I like crossbows!”  *giggles*

Holy shit, Zsasz is jealous of Dinah.

“Look at his little ears, the little haircut...”  *insane giggling*

ZSASZ IS DYING IN THE BACK I LOVE THIS SONG

Dinah is clearly rethinking some life decisions while looking at that statue of Roman

*jams out to “Sway with Me” by GALAXRA*

*Cass robs Zsasz of the diamond*  WHOOP!

*winces when Roman does acupuncture*

“SHE’s a chILDDD!!”  *laughs*

ZSASZ

Ho shit that shot of Roman on top of the stairs looking down at Harley

“VOTED FOR BERNIE” HAHAHA

*Harley completely derails Roman’s villain monologue*  THIS IS AMAZING

HE [Roman] GOT A BOWL OF POPCORN

*Zsasz licks Harley’s cheek*  EEUUUGGGHHH!!

Did that goon just pull a tampon out of Harley’s pocket?

I’M SORRY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE PICTURE OF NUDE ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?

*gasps when Roman backhands Harley across the face*

OH HERE WE GO

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT

ROMAN IN THE STRIPED SUIT

THE CHOREOGRAPHY

WHY WAS IT SO SHORT I LOVED IT

Where is this cover at on the official soundtrack?!?

“I’ll give you ‘til midnight.”  Hold on, hold on, what’s the timeline for this movie?

Harley’s just booking it in the background

Aaaand we’re back at the beginning!

Aaand there’s Harley!

Wait there’s about an hour left and we just now got to Harley meeting Cass?

CONFETTIIIII!!

Is she just using paint bombs on all the guards?

Harley, trying to enter the cells:  I AM PRESSING.  EVERY BUTTON.  I CAN FIND.

Why would they put Cass in the cell block with all the adults?

OH HALSEY!  COME THROUGH!

*Harley slides across the floor to knock a guy down*  OHHHH!!!

Daniel Pemberton’s orchestral score for this movie is reminding me an awful lot of “Into the Spiderverse”

Is that Katana’s sword?!?  How the hell did it get there?!?

WAIT SHE’S GONNA HUFF THE COCAINE?!?

Jesus, now THIS is Harley’s fighting style!  Holy crap!

*gasps when Harley gets kicked back and knocks off a car door off its hinges*

*jaw drops*  SHE JUST SET THAT DUDE’S BEARD ON FIRE

How does everyone seem to know where Harley is?

*Smash cut to Harley buying laxative for Dinah in the store*  Hahahahahaha!

“I do not care that you’re [Cass] a kid.”  Yeah, Harley, didn’t you uh... assist in the murder of Jason Todd in this universe?  Hmmm???

Wait so how long ago have Harley and the Joker been together?

Doc calls Harley “lotus flower”!

Those are the nuns from the school in the beginning!

She is actually... talking to the beaver

“[Joker] Sounds like a dick.”  I mean, yeah.

Also I just realized that Harley drew an actual dick in the Joker drawing’s mouth

HUNTRESS!

OH NOW WE’RE GETTING INTRODUCED TO HELENA!

*eyes widen in shock at the Bertenelli massacre*

*chuckles at the smash cut to Helena practicing in the mirror*

*Roman sees someone laughing in the club*  Oh no.

“Get on the table.”  Uh.

Oh no what is he doing?

“DANCE, ERICA!”  Ohh.  Shit.

“Take your dress off.”  *jaw drops in horror*

God, I cannot watch this.  Holy-

*has to avert eyes*

*Roman stops Dinah from leaving*  NO.

“You soothe me, little bird.”  AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

OK, I can take a breather now.  Ohhhh my God...

They’re [Harley and Cass] really just having a girl’s night

BRUCE, NOOOOO!!!

“No one knew we were here except-”  DOC SOLD THEM OUT!

“This next bit ain’t very pretty.”  Oh boy.

“I [Roman] own this town.  You have my protection.”  Mmmmm... no?

Whoa this super dramatic cover of “Hit Me with Your Best Shot”

OH HE’S [Zsasz] GONNA SEE THE TEXT SHE [Dinah] SENT [to Montoya]!

*Roman starts to break down*  Oh.  Shit.

OH THIS MUSIC

*Roman puts the mask on*  OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OH THIS IS GREAT

Also of course Joker and Harley had a hideout in Amusement Mile

*winces when Montoya punches Harley right in the boob*

*Harley kicks Montoya out the window*  Oh she dead

*gasps*  Zsasz!

Man that sideways shot of him is terrifying!

OH FRICK NO

JESUS I DON’T LIKE THIS

So is it implied that Zsasz only kills women or what?  I thought he was an equal opportunity killer?

“That’s why he [Roman] needs me [Zsasz] to look after him.”  Dude.

...did they just kill Zsasz?

Everyone except Harley is pointing guns at each other and all I’m thinking of is that scene from “The Office”

*snorts in hilarity for Harley clapping for Helena completing her kill list*

Oh Roman just brought a whole freaking army

OHHHH HE’S GOT THE MASK

Oh this music *chef’s kiss*

Oh my God is Roman gonna find Zsasz’s body?

Oh that crane shot out of the lair and back outside?  That’s some good shit.  Cathy Yan, I see you.

“I [Helena] DON’T HAVE RAGE ISSUES!”  DINAH’S FACE!

*Helena pounces on a goon in the slide down and kills him*  Geez that’s awesome

This whole set is great

*Helena gives Cass her old toy truck*  THIS MAKES ME SAD

Yeah when did Harley have time to put on her skates?

Some dude just gets shanked then leaps back up

That fight scene just went by real quick

*gasps when Roman shoots Montoya*

*jaw drops when Dinah does the Canary Cry*

*Harley gets sideswiped by one of Roman’s goons*  Yeah no there’s like half a rib cage gone

*Harley works on overtaking one of Roman’s goons’ car*  CRAZY TOWN BEEP BEEP!

*Harley backflips onto the top of Roman’s car*  OHHHH!

Founders Pier... geez that looks great

Wait are those all Roman’s goons just lining the dock or are those just statues?

Oh they’re all statues.  That’s creepy.

“exCUUSEE me?!?”  *snorts in hilarity*

*jaw drops when Cass tucks a grenade in Roman’s coat and activates it*

*still shocked when he FREAKING EXPLODES*

I’M SORRY THEY JUST KILLED OFF BLACK MASK

*Cass finally goes to the bathroom*  Finally!

“Does she always [Montoya] talk like the cop in a bad 80s movie?”  *laughs*

Guys Helena is great

*laughs when Helena laughs at the fact that Harley stole Dinah’s car*

“They call themselves the Birds of Prey.”  Yay!  Lemme see them again!

Harley’s jacket has a bedazzled vagina on the back of it

Look at Cass with her jacket and sunglasses!

“Yeah, I made the kid my apprentice.”  Yeah, that’s not gonna last long.