#and the three new fish

[rjalker]

me: hey mom would you like to adopt this free baby mediteranean gecko we found in our garden which is invasive in the US, and commonly kept as a pet and would be no more difficult to care for than any of your other exotic pets?

mom: no, we're not going to get any more pets.

also mom: *buys multiple fish and keeps them in a tiny tank in the bathroom*

me:

[surreal-duck]

newly moved in farmboy enamored by atrocious spring onion doodle on local help wanted poster

[puppetmaster13u]

DP X DC X Subnautica

Where the Justice League (mostly focusing on the Superfam or Batfam or Flashfam) are large leviathan-esque creatures living on Planet 4546B. Maybe they can change forms due to Precursor experimentation, maybe not. Those with young hang out around the shallows more than the others, what with most of them being large super or specialized predators.

Enter Danny Fenton, interning on the Aurora when the ship is shot down by the Quarantine Enforcement Platform. Oh sure he probably would have tried to stop the destruction and help, but his ghost powers are a bit on the fritz and a well-meaning worker pushes him into one of the last life pods seeing as he's a child.

Now the leviathans may not know what a ship is exactly, but they can definitely understand that in most cases things technology = precursors. As far as they understand, a metal deathtrap not unlike the old labs or caches fell alongside several metallic eggs, with the emerging hatchlings misshapen and not living long.

But then there's the egg that landed in the shallows, which at first they thought was empty. But a hatchling- much smaller than the previous ones- emerges, a day later than the rest, but they're alive even if their swimming is all wobbly! It's so tiny, and obviously hatched too early with the strange split tail and how it keeps swimming to the surface for air, and they have to protect it! Now if only the little hatchling would answer their calls and not dart into hiding spots whenever they approach...

Honestly this is up to the writer lol, but I like to think that Danny's ghost form, when he finally manages to achieve it again, goes a little naga-esque. Almost like a sea snake instead of just a whispy ghost tail, which while better for swimming doesn't help his freak out over most ghost powers still not working.

Danny is just trying to survive man, maybe find other survivors, turn off this big alien gun, stop creating frost crystals when he sneezes, the usual. He doesn't need giant humanoid-esque leviathan-sized sea creatures poking around!

[patnapatjindapat]

rough week at the new school

F4 THAILAND (2021) || 23.5 DEGREES (2024)

[carefulfears]

sometimes i just want to cry over mulder’s fish and the way that we see both scully and doggett go to his apartment and feed them during the months he was missing and the fact that scully must have kept feeding them even months after he was dead and just to be loved so much that people come tend to your environment and keep your home and feed your fish long after you’re gone

and that the first thing he notices when he comes back is that one isn’t there. and how scully tried so hard, she tried so hard to find him and to keep him safe and to keep his work going and to keep those damn fish alive, and the first thing that he says to her when they walk back into that apartment is that one is missing

the way that in that scene, he says that he’s having trouble processing, that he doesn’t know where he fits in. you can be loved so much that multiple people come feed your fish and maintain your apartment after you’re buried in the ground, you can try so hard to keep everything going for someone else, but the world keeps spinning, and time goes on. fish die and baby bumps grow and answered prayers aren’t always miracles

he came back covered in scars to a clean apartment and a fish tank missing 1 molly and where does he fit in inside a world that hasn’t waited for him, no matter how hard she tried to make it stop

[b4kuch1n]

genre of chillin

[napping-sapphic]

bad news is that im stuck in another one of my random periods of insomnia but GOOD NEWS is that the recent update dragged me by the throat back into being a lesbian in stardew valley so i have something to occupy all my awake time at the very least

[all-purpose-dish-soap]

Scuze me, I'm gonna need that lovely and well written soulmate au with our boy Soapy part 5 plz & gracious thank yous

i get the feeling a few of y'all are waiting on that one ;) i understand. soap is easy to love.

doing my best to finish up and get it posted this weekend! de nada ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[tortilla-of-courage]

i hope we get a new zelda in a few years that's the complete opposite of the era of the wild games just to make the theory side of the fandom go crazy trying to connect everything in it to the general timeline.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and so i return to my roots of eating half a cantaloupe in one sitting

[getougender]

woe, these assholes be upon ye

[droughtofapathy]

Okay, so. Historically, after Lina Astor "retired", it took three women to fill her role in society, and while I do not see this show lasting long enough for them to ever get rid of two-time Tony winner Donna Murphy, her place was taken over by Bertha's historical counterpoint (Alva Belmont), Mamie Fish (real icon), and a young woman named Theresa Fair Oelrichs--who was the one to enforce the rules of polite society while Mamie threw her raucous parties and Alva was being...well, Alva. Now, Aurora Fane is a little too old to be Theresa's counterpart here, and I don't actually have any point to make, but I, for once, enjoy the dynamic she, Bertha and Mamie have going on. In the ladies club scene in tonight's episode, we can sort of see that power shift going on with Bertha driving Lina away, Mamie watching the drama unfold with unfettered glee, and Aurora being horrified about the complete breakdown of decorum.

[fictionadventurer]

All the tour groups in Springfield should be very proud of me for how well I refrained from sharing all my fascinating Lincoln facts.

[heaththedragon]

so the stardew 1.6 update is fun

[decaflondonfog]

thinking of kent parson and the aces and all that symbolism... and specifically the ace of spades, which often mirrors the death card in tarot... kent parson as the bringer of death, kent parson as the something that jack needs to leave behind, to let die, so he can start again, so change can happen, so he can become his best self

kent parson knowing he is that to jack but not being able to fully accept it... MY. GOD.

[sunbedo]

last night i dreamt i held you (stardew valley 1.6 update for console) in my arms.....