#and then I hated the lock on/weird camera control

[camficdiner]

A request for [1.1] [2.15] 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 — 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢’𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 [3.1] [4.2] and a moment when jack acts like a gentleman

☕️ cams fic diner — order 082

🍒 thank you to the girlies who love the slow burn of enemies-but-not-really. the ones who pretend to hate each other, bicker across buses, and fall asleep shoulder-to-shoulder anyway. this one’s warm, quiet, and just a little bit obvious.

💬 “Two Seats Apart, One Long Night”

✨ description & prompts:

character: jack hughes

prompt: you and jack pretend to hate each other — but everyone knows you’re obsessed. after a long day on the road, you both get locked in the team bus overnight.

type: pretend enemies • soft tension • fluff only

wc: ~1.4k

The bickering started in the parking lot.

“You can’t just wedge your entire suitcase between the water crate and the medical kits, Jack.”

He didn’t even glance up. “You gonna fine me for it, Coach?”

“I’m not a coach.”

“Could’ve fooled me,” he muttered, yanking his hoodie over his head. “With all the bossing around.”

You narrowed your eyes. “You’re so annoying.”

“You’re so uptight.”

And that was how every interaction with Jack Hughes went.

Ever since you’d joined the Devils’ summer media road crew as a figure skating consultant — tasked with improving edge control and on-camera posture for half the roster — Jack had made it very clear he did not appreciate your presence. And you? You gave it right back.

You said he was all speed and no grace. He said you were all grace and no fun.

You claimed he lacked precision. He said you could try smiling sometime.

Still, every day, you noticed him. Noticed the way he’d sit two rows in front of you on the bus. The way he’d always wait half a second longer than needed before replying. The way your name came out of his mouth: clipped, but never cruel. Sharp, but never hateful.

And, of course, the way his brothers rolled their eyes every time you and Jack were within six feet of each other.

“Just kiss already,” Luke had mumbled under his breath earlier that morning.

But you were not going to kiss Jack Hughes.

You were going to survive this ten-day media tour, make it through one more bus ride, and then—

Click.

The bus doors shut.

You whipped your head around. The parking lot was empty. No more players. No crew. Just the two of you.

You scrambled to the front.

“No. No, no, no. You have got to be kidding me—”

You yanked at the door handle. Nothing. Slammed the emergency button. Still nothing.

“Did they just—did we just get locked in?” you asked, turning to him.

Jack stood there with one headphone in and a look of complete disbelief on his face. “What the fuck.”

“You were the last off the bus!”

“So were you!”

“I was looking for my charger—”

“And I was grabbing my hat, Jesus. Don’t blame me just ‘cause you take forever—”

You stepped toward him. “I am not about to sleep on a bus with you.”

“Trust me,” he said, already sliding into a seat, “this is hell for me too.”

You took the row behind him, dropped your backpack, and folded your arms. The overhead lights buzzed. The engine shut down completely. Air stopped moving.

You stared out the window and tried not to scream.

───

It was almost midnight now.

The silence had stretched too long.

You had shifted sideways, legs curled under you, hoodie zipped to your chin. Jack had taken off his hat and hoodie, revealing a wrinkled white t-shirt and mussed hair. He stretched out across his row like he was on vacation.

“You cold?” he asked suddenly, not looking at you.

You didn’t answer.

You were cold, but you weren’t about to admit it.

“Here,” he said after a beat, tossing his hoodie across the aisle.

You caught it instinctively.

“Don’t get all weird about it,” he muttered. “You’re shivering. Just take it.”

You hesitated. Then slipped it over your head. It was warm. Soft. Smelled like his cologne.

“Thanks,” you mumbled, voice small.

“Don’t make it a thing.”

“I wasn’t.”

“You were.”

“You’re insufferable.”

Jack shifted in his seat, turned toward the aisle. His voice was lower now.

“I’m not the one who spends the whole day glaring like someone kicked my dog.”

You turned too. “I’m not the one who chirps me to his brothers every time I so much as walk past.”

“Who told you that?”

“Quinn.”

Jack’s lips twitched.

“He needs to shut the fuck up.”

“Why do you do that?” you asked suddenly, and your voice was soft this time. Not accusing. Just… wondering.

“What?”

“Act like you hate me when everyone knows you don’t.”

He blinked.

“You’re the one who can’t stand me.”

“That’s not what I asked.”

A beat passed. Then another.

“I don’t know,” he said quietly. “You throw me off. You’re always in control. You walk into a room like you own it.”

“And that makes you want to argue with me?”

“No,” he said. “That makes me want to… I don’t know. Get your attention.”

You stared at him.

He didn’t flinch.

For the first time in weeks, neither of you had anything smart to say.

───

Around 2:30 a.m., you found yourself sliding across the row — closer to the aisle.

Jack was already dozing off, head leaned against the window, long legs taking up most of the floor. He’d fallen asleep with his jaw slack, lips parted slightly.

You smiled without meaning to.

Then closed your eyes.

The hoodie still smelled like him. And even though the seat wasn’t soft, your body was tired enough to let go.

Eventually, your cheek settled against the edge of his seat.

And you slept.

───

You woke up to voices and bright sunlight.

“Holy shit,” someone whispered.

“You owe me twenty,” another replied.

Your eyes fluttered open.

Jack was awake. Barely. His hand was resting on your knee — not in a grabby way. Just… resting. Like it had always been there.

Trevor’s face appeared outside the glass.

“Morning, lovebirds.”

You sat up fast. Jack’s hand dropped.

Your cheeks burned.

“We weren’t—this wasn’t—”

Jack stretched, ran a hand through his hair, and didn’t even pretend to explain. Just looked at you, then down at his hoodie still wrapped around your frame, and said:

“Keep it.”

You blinked. “What?”

“The hoodie. Keep it.”

You didn’t argue.

He helped you down the steps when the door opened, palm light on your back.

Trevor saw it. Quinn saw it.

And when someone — maybe Cole — asked, “Still hate each other?” Jack just smiled.

Not smug.

Not defensive.

Just real.

“Yeah,” he said, “I hate her so much I let her drool on my shoulder all night.”

“Did not.”

“Totally did.”

And still — he didn’t take his hand off your back.

Not even once.

[poppyrays]

I have dead by daylight, ultrakill, Elden ring, and every borderlands game yet I collectively have less than 15 hours on them all

[luvyeni]

SECURITY CAMERA ,, 한지성

pairings ‎⸝⸝⸝ perv!jisung x fem!reader wc. 2.1k+

genre. smut

𓄷 includes ... sub jisung, perversions, unprotected sex, oral ( m. receiving ), public sex , overstimulation, idk man jisung is weird , but like so is reader.

request. han jisung smut🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

「 authors note 𖹭 」 not my favorite but i hope you like it.

❪ masterlist! ❫

jisung hated his job as the cashier at the cafe; he didn't like how he had to interact with people all day; the teenagers who order drinks that took 10 minutes to make, the older people complaining to him about princes he has no control in , the small children who don't need coffee in the first place — he hated it, but someone needed to pay his bills.

that was until you walked into the cafe a few months ago , looking for a job which you got; and his life from then on his shifts got ten times better — not only did he get a promotion to manager , which not only gave him a good pay raise , but he got to move to the back where he no longer had to interact with the outside population.

not only that , but you also made his shifts much better, he liked to watch you through the screen, and the way you interacted so sweetly with the customers, even the horrid ones. not to mention you were always so nice to him , even when you were having a bad day, you still would come to the back and have a conversation with him before returning back to the front , where he would watch you some more — and some days if he was lucky, he'd get a peek of your panties when you would bend over to get a cup or to pick up dropped change on the floor.

he still remembered the last time he jerked off in that back room; watching you, he felt so disgusting afterwards , you weren't even doing anything, it was late at night and you were cleaning up the cafe with a coworker and he was going over the books in the back , he so happened to look at the camera , it was a warm day and you wearing a tank top, one that showed off your boobs and a mini skirt that was too short , he could've dress coded you but he didn't get paid enough and he didn't want you to see him as a loser — but if you caught him doing he did you'd probably think he was anyway.

you were just so pretty and he was thinking with his cock; and before he knew it he was palming himself , cumming in his pants , heavily breathing as the post nut clarity hit him. he quickly locked up the back , wishing you and the other worker there a good night as he ran out the door , covering himself , eyes to the ground in shame.

he couldn't look at you for a week; not only did he feel guilty, but because he wanted to do it again; and it wasn't that long until he did it again, and then again— until he no longer felt guilty about doing it , he couldn't stop himself , he needed to do it , not a shift went by where he didn't touch himself watching you through the cameras.

“i don't know, i think he's pretty weird.” your coworker said , it was a 15 minutes to closing , so you were wiping down the tables. “who?” you asked, you were never one to gossip but it was a slow night , not many people buying coffee at 9 pm and you were bored. “jisung.” your other female coworker said. “he stays back there constantly , and when he does come out it's just to grab a coffee and stare at yns boobs , it's creepy.” she said. “what , my boobs?” you questioned. “he's never looked at my boobs.” you said. “has he?”

“of course you'd like the creepy manager.” your male coworker said. “i don't think he's creepy , he's just a bit anti-social, it's quite cute.” you smiled , your friends rolled their eyes. “leave him alone , he's nothing but kind to everyone , he lets you come in even though you obviously haven't passed a drug alcohol test since even before you were the legal age , and you; he spends 30 extra minutes each week to put in your hours because you're too lazy to do it yourself , he even puts in hours that you're late just so you won't take a pay cut.” you defended the boy.

“look at you defending him , what you got a little crush on him?” you scoffed , rolling your eyes. “i don't have to like him to know he's not a bad person , or a creep.” you said , walking away to finish cleaning the tables.

“we're leaving , are you coming or are you gonna wait for your boyfriend?” they stopped as they walked out the door. “shut up.” you rolled your eyes. “i guess that means she's waiting , let's go.” they exited the store , you walked over locking the door.

you began to count the money from the counter , humming the music that was playing from the speakers — then you heard it , your name coming from the back. “huh?” you turned down the speaker , thinking you misheard , but you heard it again , this time much louder. you put the money down , following the noise; until you got to the manager's office. “y-yn.”

you put your ear to the door; he wasn't just saying your name, he was moaning your name. “jisung?” you pushed the door open , your eyes widened at the scene. “yn.” his eyes widened at the shock as you watched the boy desperately try to pull his pants up. “what are you doing?” you asked ,even though you knew what he was doing , you literally caught him with his cock in his hand , you looked at the computer then back to him. “were you watching me while doing that?”

his first thought was to beg for your forgiveness , and that's what he did. “y-yn i'm so sorry , i didn't mean to — you didn't mean to jerk off while watching me , what? wipe tables.” you interrupted , the boy lowered his head. “you felt comfortable doing this , have you done this before?” he didn't say anything but it answered your question. “you have.” you said. “im sorry.”

“that's all you have to say? im sorry.” you scoffed. “i defended you when they called you a creep , turns out you are one.” he felt a pit in his stomach , he felt guilty , he really did , but he was also still really fucking hard. “sh-shit.” he cursed , feeling his cock twitching in unbuttoned slacks. “i really should report you for this.” his eyes widened. “calm down i won't turn you in perv.” you closed the door , behind you.

“i-m not a pervert.” you scoffed. “really? normal people don't jerk off to their coworkers.” he kept his head low even as you approached him. “how long have you been doing this?” he shrugged. “ a-a few weeks after you came,” he admitted. “so instead of asking me out with the chance of maybe fucking me , you watch me through the camera while jerking off?” you smirked. “i would've fucked you, all you had to do was ask.”

you put your hands on the arms of the chair , caging him in , your boobs right in front of his face. “see you can't even look at me now, but you can see my tits can't you , guess they were right about you constantly staring at them.” he bit his lip. “touch them.” he finally looked at you. “wh-what?” he stuttered. “do it.” he brought his hands up to your boobs , squeezing them , you bit your lip containing a moan. “feel good?” he shook his head. “s-soft.”

you stood up , lifting you shirt over your head. “pulling your pants down.” he was frozen. “do it now or i'll call HR on your ass.” he quickly got up , his pants falling to his ankles. “sit.” he obeyed , you got down on your knees , your face directly in front of his cock. “wh-what are you doing?” he asked , not like he wanted to stop you. “doing what you obviously wanted me to do.”

you pulled his cock from his underwear, it stood tall in front of your face , his tip a purplish red from his previous endeavors, leaking with pre cum. “look at you , so hard i guess you didn't get to cum.” you kissed his tip. “no fuck.” he sighed. “d-didn’t get the chance.” he moaned as your mouth closed around his length , slowly making your way down his shaft. “oh fuck your mouth feels so good.”

he felt like he was dreaming; you were supposed to hate him , you were supposed to think he was gross — but here you were gagging on his cock in the same room you caught him in. “oh fuck im cum.” he moaned , gripping the arms of the chair. “pl-please let me cum.”

he whined as you pulled away. “why should i?” you stroked his member , slowly teasing him , he couldn't cum like this. “didn't you cum enough by perving on me for the past few months?” he whimpered. “pl-please let me cum.” he begged. “please i-i’m sorry.” you sped up your movements , he moaned loudly. “you wanna cum? cum all over my tits , since you like them so much?” he nodded. “pl-please I'm gonna cum.” his brain was fuzzy. “fuck im cumming!”

he let out a loud moan as he came , covering your upper body in his seed , as you kept going. “fu-fuck , i came.” he moaned , but you didn't stop. “yn fuck I came.” he let out a huff of air as you let him go. “you came so much.” you brought your fingers with his cum on it to your mouth. “you taste good too.” he groaned , his cock twitching once again. “i want you to fuck me.” you stood up , pulling your panties down your legs , leaving your skirt on. “if you get to use me only fair if I use you?”

you climbed into his lap , his cock now hard again standing tall. “pl-please use me.” you cursed as you lowered yourself on his cock. “fu-fuck.” you sat down on him. “yo-you feel good.” he moaned. “so-so tight.” you began to move your hips , holding his shoulders. “y-yn please go faster.” he moaned. “pl-please.”

“fuck you want me to use you?” you began to bounce on his cock. “treat you like a toy?” he nodded dumbly, his eyes rolling to the back of his head. “fuck use me , please use me.” you scoffed. “fucking perv , i bet you thought about this everytime you jerked off back here.” he moaned. “you did , think about me fucking you like this?”

jisung was going crazy; his head was spinning as you were milking him for everything he had. “you're gonna cum?” you pulled him from his daze , there were tears wielding in his eyes from pleasure. “cum for me.” you kissed behind his ear. “be a good boy and cum for me.” that set him off and he came , he threw his head back slamming his hand on the desk next to him as you continued to bounce on his cock.

“y-yn.” he moaned. “yn please i can't cum again.” he was spent, you grabbed his chubby tear stained cheeks. “you can , cum for me again.” he let out a whimper like moan as he came for the third time. “sh-shit i can't go again.” he said. “fuck im gonna cum.” you cursed , as you came , you kissed his needy lips , he chased your lips as you pulled away , making you smile. “cute.”

“well i still thinks he's a little weird.” your coworker said. “regardless if he did ask you out on a date.” you rolled your eyes. “what does he even do back there all day?” you smirked to yourself , before turning back to your coworkers with a serious face. “he does his job , now leave him alone and get back to work.” you ordered , and they shrugged going back to what they were supposed to be doing— you turned around right at the camera , winking.

yeah he was a pervert , but he was your pervert.

©LUVYENI

[revelboo]

Dare I say getting sandwiched between TLK Op and TLK Megs? 👀👀

🤣 why not? 🔞 Mass displaced mechs 🌶️ DP implied fem bits

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TLK Optimus x Reader, TLK Megatron x Reader

• When Optimus asked you to help with negotiations, you weren’t sure what exactly you could do to help the huge bot. Especially with his oldest enemy, Megatron. This? Wasn’t even on your long list, though as Megatron’s optics narrow and he pulls against the heavy chains binding him mass displaced, the weird harness attached to him keeping him trapped on his knees at this smaller size, arms spread wide and clawed servos completely encapsulated in steel and concrete, the chains embedded in the wall. But he’s far from safe, you can feel the malice rolling off of him. Those red optics narrowing as Optimus secures the cell door behind him and he turns to a camera high in a corner to signal whoever’s in control to stop recording.

• Mass shifting, Optimus drags you back into his frame, turning you to face Megatron. His oldest enemy and once, a friend. Servos resting against your throat, he nuzzles your cheek. “Show him what’s mine,” he growls, lips brushing your earlobe and you untie the sash on the long covering, letting it fall from your shoulders to bare soft skin. And Megatron’s optics narrow hungrily. Servo hooking under the delicate lace at your throat and draping in crisscrossing layers down your torso, the light catches on the blue and red metal of his claim. Trying to calm his fury that you’re what Megatron had demanded for his cooperation. Wanting to eviscerate the other mech rather than let him touch you. Gently tugging you to the low berth Megatron hasn’t been allowed to use, he sits and pulls you into his lap. Meets Megatron’s optics as he cups you, servos sliding against you, one spearing inside you.

• Venting as Optimus pumps a servo inside you, your thighs hooked over his and spread, Megatron knows this is killing the Prime. That Optimus would rather murder him and lose his intel than let him frag his little bond mate. Smiling lazily to bare his denta imagining Optimus’s pretty Conjunx gift jingling with every thrust as he bends you over and takes you. “What’s wrong, Prime,” he growls. “Afraid your pet will enjoy me better?” Laughing as Optimus glares at him, knowing that if he didn’t have valuable information, he’d just end him. And so far his attempts to torture it out of him have failed, without his medic to snoop in his processor, Optimus is forced to negotiate.

• Breath catching as Optimus keeps stroking you, optics locked on Megatron, you can feel the tension in his frame. Know he hates this. Hates asking this of you. “I want you, too,” you whisper, shivering as the other mech bears sharp denta. What’s wrong with you for wanting to do this? What would your mate think if he knew you’re aroused at the ideal of Megatron chained and helpless, about both of them inside you. And he adds a second servo, pumping them inside you as your hips buck on a gasp. Hearing him growling as you tremble against him and he slips his servos free, nudging you out of his lap as he slides to kneel beside you, sliding his slick servos against you, pressing one inside and stroking, you’ve taken him here before, but you’re still nervous. Know he’s trying to get you ready to take two spikes before going to adjust Megatron’s restraints. Allowing the warlord enough slack to slowly stand.

• “You’re going to have to help me frag your mate if you won’t free me,” Megatron taunts and Optimus grips your hips as the Decepticon frees his spike. “Lift your tight, little conjunx onto my spike.” The warlord laughs and Optimus’s servos tighten on your hips, lifting you. Lining your body up and hearing your shaky whimper when he eases you down and you take Megatron’s spike. “Your mate’s slick for me, Prime.” Releasing his own spike, Optimus rocking himself against your soft skin as Megatron’s hips snap against you. Your head falls back against his shoulder on a moan as Megatron ruts inside you and he keeps you supported while trying to keep you away from the warlord’s sharp denta, because given half a chance, Megatron will tear your throat out to kill him, too. “Such a good little pet,” Megatron taunts, venting loudly and Optimus ignores him, sliding the head off his spike against you and slowly stretching you as you gasp.

• “The information,” Optimus snarls, his own hips lazily rocking and you writhe between them. Shuddering realizing they’re both inside you, Megatron bares his denta. Can feel Optimus’s spike sliding against his own with only a thin layer of you separating Optimus from him and it’s shocking in its intimacy. Realizing he’s unconsciously matching Optimus’s rhythm, that you’re getting louder right before you shatter, fisting his spike. Optimus’s optics locking with his over your head as they both move faster inside you.

• Arching and squirming at the almost uncomfortably full feeling of two spikes stretching you, as soon as you’d relaxed, you climaxed. Hard. And again when Megatron rolls his hips, burying himself deep and grinding to make Optimus snarl. Trapped between them, you wish Megatron’s hands were free, that you could feel both of them gripping you as their hips pump, copying each other’s rhythm, hips snapping urgently against you. And Optimus overloads first, servos bruising on your hips and waist. The feel of him filling you seeming to set off Megatron, his hips pumping wildly before he’s overloading. Until you’re trembling between them and slicked with them, their excess running down your thighs. “The information or I’m fragging it out of you,” Optimus snarls and Megatron’s optics flash.

[rocketbirdie]

thought dump about the mh wilds beta below the cut. I am playing in japanese with english subtitles on PS5; I play solo; I am, to nobody's surprise, maining the lance. Thought and opinions are in no particular order and kind of not fully coherent:

Settings stuff:

Even the largest HUD and text sizes are too small. Not everybody has a huge honkin screen. That being said, the accessibility settings that DO exist, I am very happy with. I was pleasantly surprised to see an option for dark background behind captions, which goes to show just how goddamn low the bar is LMAO

Slightly related: Sunbreak spoiled me rotten by letting me have total control over which HUD elements are on the screen at all.

PLEASE for the love of all that is good in this world, PLEASE LET US GET RID OF THE RADIAL MENU in the full game. I am the #1 radial menu hater of all time and I do NOT want it hijacking my camera movement.

Thank you capcom for letting me use O=confirm in a world where playstation stubbornly adheres to its pretentious little X button <3

General gameplay stuff:

Where are the ridiculous hairstyles. These people all look too Normal. TEETH OPTIONS????

NO MORE GENDER LOCKED BULL SHITT YEEEEHAAAAW

The story and characters are boring as dirt which is par for the course for MH, but man is it a teensy bit embarrassing how hard they're trying to push it.

THE WORLD FEELS SO ALIVE!! I love seeing packs of both small AND large monsters living in their environments. Everything is so detailed and the map is immense, but not so huge that it's completely overwhelming.

Giving the hunter and palicos voice lines is an affront to gog.

Slinger. eeeugh. It's fine I guess, I just would rather not have it at all. I am a cultured hunter who prefers to fling hot dung with my bare hands

Oh Sweet Lord They're Making Me Pick Dialogue Options In A Monster Hunter Game

WHYYYYY with the always online thing? what is the obsession with this from triple-a devs???? "Online single player" should not be a thing, let alone the last option on the list. What happened to just single player. NO I DO NOT WANT TO USE AN SOS FLARE. Hello can anyone hear me

They did confirm that there will be a pause button in the full game. Right? God I hope so

HOOO BOY I hope they do some major adjustments to the Seikret movement in the full release. Even with the discrete analog stick movement setting on, it's so uncooperative at times. HATE how hard the game tries to make automatic movement happen. I want manual control at all times, and auto-running is not the convenience they think it is. Frustrating enough that I found myself avoiding riding the Seikret on some hunts.

I understand wanting to have a seamless open world experience but man... the lack of any strong distinction between hub and quest, and the fact that you don't just automatically return to the hub after the hunt, is really screwing with my head. It feels wrong and not in a "just give it some time you'll get used to it" kind of way.

LANCE:

Lance feels pretty good in this game!! The shield is very reliable even without any relevant armor skills. I love the finishers they added to the end of the classic 3-poke combos. Gives it just the right amount of extra zest without going overboard.

i won't lie though. i miss sunbreak lance's stupid overpowered shield hop -> leaping thrust combo. even if it's probably for the best that it's gone :(

Counterattacking feels off?? Like it's hard to tell when an attack just connected with my shield, there isn't a strong enough punch to it. Is this the "floatiness" that people were complaining about in the last beta test? Because I totally get it.

Also I have never had any trouble in any prior MH game with cancelling out of the dash attack. Why is it suddenly SO difficult to stop dashing. Petty whiny add-on: let me do the shield dash instead pleeeease pretty please

Combat in general feels kind of weird... I think it's because of the emphasis on realism? I'm perfectly fine with sluggishness in my monhun weapons, but this just feels bogged down. Thought I was going crazy until I tried the hunting horn (another main of mine from GU and Sunbreak) and sheathe->normal running was significantly faster than self-improvement's running speed, which is.... yikes............

side note: gypceros is just as obnoxious as he has always been! A+

[cassiebones]

Rewatching Agatha All Along for reasons. Gonna mainly be commenting on Vidarkness interactions

Episode 1:

Rio's immediate reaction to "eat my ass chief" is to laugh. I feel like it's a very "some things just don't change" reaction. Or it was Aubrey Plaza's genuine response to that line. Either is hilarious. I need bloopers.

"what are you doing here?"

"my job"

Me: squints suspiciously

Also:

"if you wanna be in control, you can be"

COULD YOU BE ANY HORNIER?!?!

AND ON A DISNEY SHOW?!?!

Also the double meaning of "take control and break this hex" as well as "you can be on top" is just amazing. All awards to Aubrey Plaza for the delivery.

Also, they tried so hard to make Kathryn look as frumpy and dyke-y as possible, but you can FEEL all the wlw watching just THIRSTING for her still. It's not a surprise that Rio is fiending for it. Not at all.

AGATHA UNDERSTOOD THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE. THAT MEANS IN THE TV PLOT IN HER IMPRISONED MIND SHE KNOWS THAT RIO IS HER EX LOVER I AM GOING FERAL

"is this really how you see yourself?"

As a butch detective trying to solve a crime? Yes, she has Main Character Energy. This is definitely also not the first show she's piloted in this hex and I stand by that. Also Rio has definitely been there the whole time, for alllll the shows.

Rio casually trying to coax Agatha out of the hex, bringing up magic and trying to get feelers for her. She is desperate for Agatha to wake up, you can tell. Otherwise, she would have sent the Salem Seven her way waaaayyyy earlier. Tell me I'm wrong.

Agatha getting uncomfortable and making her leave. Rio going because she knows she pushed too far.

"Te veo" means "I see you." I know there's a debate about it, but it's the literal translation. I asked my dad (Mexican, native Spanish speaker) and he said that it's not widely used, but more literal in meaning. in this case, maybe it's something that Rio used to say to Agatha, comfortingly.

I see you. I see you when others don't. I see you and I accept and love you. I see everything you are and I love it all.

Sorry, back to the show.

Why does nobody ever talk about the lock of hair in the brooch locket?!? Whose is it? Is it Nicholas's? Is it Agatha's? Is it Rio's? I need an answer

I know Agatha's neighbors are sick of her already. This has been going on 3 years? The patience.

Also the police station is 10000% the "chief"'s house. Ditto on the library.

Nicky's room 😭😭😭 I feel like she has this room for every single pilot, as part of her character's tragic backstory, but also because he is still so much a part of her. I'm heartbroken for her.

Rio trying to get that romantic subplot going with pizza. Agatha falling for it despite hating her.

That's love.

The story she tells is not funny, but Rio's laugh is genuine. She loves her frumpy cop witch so much.

I always see people commenting on Agatha's manspreading and inability to sit normally bc she's gay

But what about Rio. She's sitting so provocatively. She is trying to seduce Agatha out of the hex, I swear.

"I have a lead in the case."

"that's not why I came over"

*immediate gay thoughts and blushing*

Me too, Agnes. Also me too, Rio.

The mention of the car accident and more goading from Rio, trying to get her to snap out of it, to see how weird this is.

There's something about Rio trying to get her back on track that makes me think she knows about Teen being Billy. Or she knows that if Agatha starts to remember her real life, a new show starts immediately. Hmm

"I can't shake this feeling I'm seeing it wrong"

*looks at the camera like I'm in The Office*

"Do you remember why you hate me?"

This is something Rio definitely asks every single time, hoping for a different answer. It has to be painful never getting the one she wants.

Then "are you hiding evidence?" To see the difference in the two "no"s

That was a bad fall. If only there was somebody who had a tongue that could heal you....👉🏻👈🏻

Where are they standing if not in front of a two-way mirror?

Teen playing along is great. Not sure if Agatha is just hearing what the hex is making her hear, if Billy actually knows what she's seeing and is acting with it, or if he's just super good at improv.

Joe Locke should get an award no matter what. I like this twink.

"you little dirt bag" ma'am that is your adopted son

"the respect of your peers and a fulfilling home life, but you were fresh out of both" that is Certified Maximoff Sass™️

Also, Teen deserved that

Rio, don't act like that wasn't funny to you. You've seen Agatha eat babies and love her still.

The Road mention and then the overscore.

Is it ink, Teen? Is it?

If it is, where the fuck did she get ink to fingerprint him? Is it just oil or something? Does she have an inkwell? Probably.

Still.

"Asleep. In bed. TOTAL LOOSERRRR OR TOTALLY LYING" Kathryn Hahn is so fucking funny and unhinged I need her as my wife.

The hex breaking.

Kidnapping yay

Agatha desperately clinging to this curse, where everything makes sense, trying not to lose herself 🥲

Rio showing back up at the Coroner, ready for this damn hex to end

"Yes claw your way out" girl 🥵

The SWEATPANTS

Costume department went HARD in this scene

Same thing with Effects

Rio gently guiding her back to reality. She definitely got to see the goods again, but gathered her strength and left first before her dramatic reentry into Agatha's life. Dramatic ass lesbians.

The out of focus nudity is great. DISNEY.

Agatha being rude to poor Herb. I cannot remember if that's his real name but he's sweet.

"call me nosy, I'll cut out your tongue" why do I love her more after that line?!? What is wrong with me?!?!?

Okay, so Sarah/Dottie's daughter was 10 during WandaVision. So she's 13 now and Very Excited to see naked Agatha.

Same tho

Herb is so nice, trying to cover her up. Agatha is unashamed. I love her.

Agatha trying to magic but unable to. Heartbreaking. TV's saddest moment. RIP

Immediately goes downstairs to check on shit and sees her bunny.

"I got mugged, Mister." The way she cuddles and kisses that fluffy boy. THAT FLUFFY BOY IN GENERAL. LOOK AT HIM

That bunny is a gift from Rio.

"She took every bit of power I had and left me with household appliances."

Why does this make me laugh til my ribs hurt?

That is such a good bunny. He deserves an Emmy.

Her taking Señor Scratchy with her and then placing him out of harm's way is great.

So nonchalant about the kidnapped child in your closet.

Rio be like "Surprise bitch. Bet you thought you saw the last of me."

The DRAMA of that entrance and Aubrey Plaza ate that shit up.

She went home and Dressed Up to see her ex. Like DAMN!

"I've missed you," while holding a knife to her throat is A++ flirting, Rio. Good job.

"I hate you." Liar.

This scene should have ended in sex. But Disney and Teen was there. Ugh.

Even without powers, Agatha can hold her own and that is so hot.

The slap across the face has to be real.

Teen watching while tied up, knowing that there's a tension there. His Gaydar is going Off The Charts.

Aubrey Plaza was born to play this role. If she doesn't win a fucking Emmy I swear to god

Agatha going to manipulation immediately

"Admit it: you prefer me..."

"Horizontal?"

Girl there were like 3 whole seconds in that pause. You didn't mean in a grave

Unless.....yeah, no they def fucked in a grave before.

"there are no new options?" I cackled

"I could just sit back and watch..."

Don't kid yourself, Rio. No you can't.

That look down was at her boobs and I cannot blame Rio one bit. She is so soft for her wife. Yes, they are married. Fight me.

Agatha crying and Rio wiping that tear away, automatically. Just brilliant.

Salem Seven mention. I honestly didn't expect them to play a huge role in this but damn I was wrong.

"You don't have a heart."

"Yes, I do. It's black and it beats for you."

Please just fuck already.

Okay, licking her hand is good too I guess...

"Te veo" again. Rio, my love.

Teen just there, watching this all go down, silently. I appreciate that he didn't interrupt or get hurt.

[freypixxa]

Hello guys

Just had a realization about the identity of ch3 secret boss of Deltarune so now...i must share it

CAMERA THEORY

Okay so people have seen the Dreemur house and have made conclusions about the secret boss.

But there Is One room that Is completely ignored.

Toriel's.

But it's locked so It means that we won't be able to access It.

Wrong!

When Kris created the fountain in the living room the Windows were opened making the darkness leave the room, now i doubt It could travel much normally, but being during the night there isn't much light so It could cover the whole house, entering throught the Windows in the upper floor.

We can see from ch1 that Doors transform in the great doors

This Doors can be opened so we could Explore the room.

Now, i want you to think, what item could be in the parents room?

Something expensive, but isn't used

Listen you can Guess It from the name of the THEORY.

Of course i'm talking about the videocamera

What videocamera?

The same One they have in undertale

Since they bought It in undertale they would have no reason to not buy it again.

But why the camera?

Well, the secret bosses could be more connected to Kris (like spamton) and a camera full of Memories of the past surely Is connected.

But why would It be discarded?

Well, tell me.

Does asgore or Toriel use the videocamera in undertale?

No, they don't.

Now, in Deltarune there hasn't been a death but still, using and object connected to the past like that isn't Ideal.

Since Toriel hates Asgore She would not want to see the Memories, She threw It away in her room.

Locked It

Abandoned It.

How Is a camera connected to Freedom?

Well, the camera is fully controlled.

The lightner can control what It sees, what It remembers.

(yes , i mean recording and deleting files)

The camera like i already mentioned has connection with Toriel as well, so It could be the one to give her items for the weird route.

A videocamera fits perfectly in a TV world, so It would be fully compatible.

But if it's so compatible, shouldn't It be part of the crew spamton mentions?

Good question

There Is a solution, the lens of the camera Is broken.

It could have happened on accident.

This would have made It even more discarded.

The only reason It isn't thrown away it's because there are videos and Toriel doesn't know how to transfer them.

(yes, i think Toriel doesn't know how to use technology)

This Is my THEORY for the ch3 secret boss, if you have any feedback, comment and I'll reply as soon as possible.

[marcothephoenixhusband]

DJ Cam Girl

Marco X F!Reader

AU Modern Day

🔞18+ NSFW Like One Scene

Inspired by Suckerpunch the movie but with a twist~♡

I never said I was good at writing...

This is the short story from my poll.

Characters: Marco, Ace, Law, Baby Five, Doflamingo

Neighbors and Best Friend, to Girlfriend, to Proposal

You started being a online DJ Cam four years ago going on five years when you moved into your apartment. Little did you know who was watching you. You try to hide the fact that your a DJ Cam girl but eventually Marco figures it out and someone else too. You also work at a high class club as a cage dancer with Baby Five run by Doflamingo named Blue.

~

Setting up your turntables you get ready for a mix set after dancing in a cage at your work in a highclass club/bar called Blue. To be clear your just a dancer. There is a dress code but you pick what you wear everyday. Your in your big room and turn on your camera then set up Tweet a streaming service.

"Hello everyone its so nice to see you all again! Hi my OGs Kiwi, Robot, Slick, Blue Phoenix! And hello to my new subscribers!~ Im gonna start with S&M - ayesha erotica (mashup) by iiblxssom_angelx" as you mix songs skillfully together you mix into Slayyyter - Stupid Boy (ft. Ashnikko, Ayesha Erotica, Big Freedia) [mashup] by dogbby07 while dancing erotically for the camera. After the session you say

"I hope you all liked this mix session thanks for watching I hope you all have a good night or day wherever you may be thank you for the donations and subs~♡" you end the stream then big sigh and go change into a t shirt and shorts then put away your turntables taking off your wig and putting it away. Then you hear a knock at your door so you go to your hallway, unlock and open your door to see your neighbor, apartment two and your apartment three, Marco Phoenix who is hot and a doctor. You crack the door and say

"Hey Marco whatsup?" He looks at your attire your dressed in shorts and a tshirt no shoes.

"Have you seen the news (n)? Yoi" he asks politely and you shake your head no

"No I havent I dont even have a tv remember? Why? Whatsup man?" You ask as you walk into the hall to talk.

"Well apparently theres a serial killer on the loose. I figured id let you know since you know your a woman living alone Yoi."

He replys.

"Oh shittt ugh who this serial killer after?" Asking you cock your head to the side as you cross your arms.

"Well their calling him the Cam Girl Killer right now. Just thought I should let you know since I know you live alone Yoi"

"Well dam thanks Marco ill have to buy a taser or something. Why is it that serial killers only go after women? Fuckin weird right?" You say as he shrugs

"Well most likely because women are easier targets but if anything does happen just yell my name and ill come out. Yoi" he says and you retort.

"I hope it doesnt come to that Marco.. thanks for letting me know since I work nine pm - five am everyday. They say having a regular schedule is bad. That serial killers like that to stalk their prey. But I dont have any control over that my boss Doflamingo is super strict." He raises an eyebrow as he says

"Well just be extra wary okay. Id hate for anything to happen to you. Do you want to hang out tonight or no? Yoi" he asks as you say

"Hmm sure just give me a minute to wipe my makeup off and ill be over in a few." You see him smile and nod

"Okay see you in a few (n)" as you both enter your apartments and you go clean your face. Thats Marco for you always caring and sweet. Your best friend but you never invite him over because Cam girls have a stigma against them. Of course you have a big fat crush on him too. Youve known him ever since you moved into your apartment. Going on five years now. After you wipe your makeup off and you grab your lanyard with your keys on it exit your apartment and lock up. Then knock on Marcos door as he opens it revealing a happy smiling Marco. He looks at you as he lets you walk in placing your shoes on his shoe rack.

"So what you thinking for tonight?" You ask him as he goes to his wine rack grabbing two glasses pouring some wine into each glass then going over to you handing you a glass. You sitting on his couch.

"How about some uno? Yoi" he says as you take it and take a sip.

"Thanks Marco and are you sure about that? You know im competitive haha" you laugh as he smiles and says

"Its no worries haha you know I dont mind Yoi" he retorts as you say

"Okay well we need some music then not tv this time"

"Okay okay there is this one woman I follow on Tweet she does cam DJing here ill put her on.

"Ouu you have taste in music? I never knew I cant wait" you say teasing and giggling then he turns on the DJ and you hear your set, eyes widening slightly as you realize he listens to you. You had tried to hide it.

'Does he know its me? No way I wear wigs and wear different clothes for my sets and work. Does he know where I work? Probably not hes not the type to go to clubs right?'

"Okay are you ready to get mad (n)? (N)? Hellooo? Yoi"

"Oh yea sorry spaced out haha" you laugh and say

"Im totally taking you down and shes hella tight I love this music!"

"Ya I love this music now. I discovered her a couple years ago her name is SlayStar on Tweet stream. I used to not like this kinda music but it grew on me. Yoi" he says as you take a big gulp of wine.

'Okay so it seems he doesnt know in fact no one should know besides my gurl friend Rizza who lives in another state. Thank fuck the walls are super insulated in these apartments. I mean we all pay a high price to live here' you think as he starts shuffling the deck and you move with the beat.

"I fuckin love this song!" Marco chuckles and says

"My favorite parts coming up. Okay lets start cutie Yoi"

'Hmm cutie? Does he like me too? Maybe hes just a flirt?' You think as you both play uno until he wins which was two hours later.

"Fuckk mann you win okay I guess I admit defeat tonight" you giggle as you feel a bit tipsy.

"I should go its getting late and I have work tonight" he nods and says

"Yea you should drink some water dont want a hangover tonight at work do you? And you shouldnt drink so much before work. Yoi" you point at him laughing.

"Your funny Marco you gave it to me. Silly im only a little tipsy" you say and stand swaying a bit as you head to the door as he crosses his arms and gives you a look.

"Uh huh you sure about that? Yoi" he says as you say

"Okay Mr. Phoenix I promise to drownd myself in water when I get in my apartment. Better?" You get on your shoes as he opens and holds the door open for you, him watching you go to your apartment unlock it then say loudly

"Ill get you next time Marco!"

"Ya ya suree now drink some water (n). Yoi" he says as you give him a thumbs up and go into your apartment locking the door. You get dressed and do your makeup then put on your trench coat so noone thinks your a hooker. After your completely ready you call an Uber and wait inside the locked lobby door for your ride. Once you get to work you clock in as Doflamingo or Dofo for short comes into the dressing room.

"Allright everyone do touch ups then go shake your asses out there!" He says loudly then heads out to the front of house greeting big spenders. It was a busy night and the night DJ was pumping up the jams. You look at Baby Five who looks peppy tonight.

"Hey Baby Five why are you so peppy?"

"Well I got together with this new guy and he totally needs me!" She sqeals in happiness.

"Well as long as your happy" you say finally ready and go out to be let into your cage. Your wearing pvc bralette with straps snaking around your curves, booty shorts and thigh high boots.

~Weeks Later One Night At Work~

"Erotica just quit so I need you to change your shift (N). Nine am to five pm since your my most experienced dancer. I need you for the day time audience start working on singing. Ironically weve been lacking lately anyways due to her anyways so I need you to bring the crowd back" Mr. Doflamingo says and you nod.

"So when do I start?" You question.

"Tomorrow we need a pick up in traffic pronto." He says as you nod. You call an uber home as your shift ended. Once home you pass out.

~Once Your Alarm Rings~

You hear it but dont want to get up. A couple minutes pass and you decide youd like to keep your job and apartment. Getting ready you drink and eat breakfast then shower dry off and get dressed. Doing your makeup you put on your trench coat and grab your phone and keys and purse. Walking out of your apartment you hear and see Marco locking up his apartment.

"Morning Marco!" You say as he turns around seemingly surprised.

"Hey (n) why are you up so early? Yoi"

"Doflamingo my boss switched my schedule for a day shift since a girl quit *yawns* im so tired. Now my schedule is nine am to five pm now" You reply and he nods

"Well look at that, now I dont have to worry as much. Guess ill see you at five pm Yoi" he chuckles and smiles in his casual attire his muscles defined almost popping out through his shirt.

"Okay sounds good~"

'Hes not going to work today I wonder where hes going? Ahh he fills out that shirt perfectly' You think looking at his backside. You both walk to the lobby as you had called an Uber in your apartment. Walking out you part ways with Marco and you go to work. In the changing room in the back of house you do touch ups then go to the cage.

~Nearing The End Of Your Shift~

You hear more customers come in as your party at your table left and the table had just been cleaned. It didnt mean you could just stand there though your job was to dance. You see three men slide into your booth as your in the cage then recognize one of them, but the dancers arnt allowed to talk to customers unless they order the sing a long package. There was huge led screen tvs for the dancers to see the song lyrics to sing a long and dance too. He looks at you shocked

"(N)? Yoi" Marco and you make eye contact as you continue to dance you both blush red as he becomes fidgety.

"I can explain, later though! Yoi" He waves his hands in front of himself as he sinks into the booth which didnt do much since he is six foot eight. The other two men raise their eyebrows

"So this is the famous (n) we hear about all the time? Shes pretty I can see why you like her Marco" The man in the middle asks Marco as Marco blushes

'He talks about me to others?? Intresting. Like me? Like how though? As friends or like like?' You think as you dance.

"I never knew she worked here before now. Yoi" you hear Marco say which stings your chest.

"Well im ordering the sing along since it is MY birthday"

'Great ill have to suck up my pride and grit this. I still have two more hours on the clock. Im so embarrassed that Marco is seeing me like this' your dressed in velvet booty shorts, a velvet bralette with extra straps thigh high pvc boots and jewelry with your (C) (L) hair up.

"Whyd you have to drag us to a place like this Ace? Ya" the guy on Aces left from your view said. Another painful sting to your chest.

"Ah come on Law dont be a buzzkill lets drink! And I like Blue its not a strip club but more high class especially for you refined gentlemen haha" Ace says to the man on his left a presses the sing a long button on the table. Suddenly you hear your boss Dofo come up to you and give you a headset while talking to the three men.

"Hello Ace nice to see you again. Nice to see you brought friends too. Now this one here came from the night shift she doesnt sing much but let me know if there are any problems." Dofo says as Ace responds.

"Hey Dofo wheres Erotica? She is so good. I came cause todays my birthday I wanted to see her but (n) is okay too"

'Im just okay too?! Ill show this cocky brat I bet hes younger than me anyways' you think angrily as you have a smile on your face because youd loose your job otherwise.

"Unfortunately Erotica left the club but (n) is one of our most experienced dancers so your in good hands. Ill get your regular bottle tab going" Dofo says while taking Aces, Laws, and Marcos credit cards.

"Hello all you sexy men please push which song youd like to hear and ill sing it for you" you say. What no one knew was that you DID sing just not at work until now. Ace tried at every attempt to flirt with you and you noticed Marco looked slightly upset.

Ace chose a song which was

Britney Spears - Gimme More (bass boosted) As you skillfully sing and dance erotically they all take shots and drink what you assumed was votka. Marco ordered the most drinks then it was Law then Ace. After awhile of only Ace picking songs he says

"Come on you two pick some songs im paying for the sing a long anyways!" Ace says obviously tipsy as the other two seem to hold their liquor. Law picks timbaland - give it to me ft. Nelly furtado, justin timberlake (sped up) then the other two men are peer pressuring Marco into picking a song. He picks S&M - ayesha erotica (mashup) to which you kinda couldnt help but meet his eyes during the song. Which was also part of your job but you also couldnt help your blush throughout the entire song.

"Awe look shes blushing! I think she likes you Marco!" Ace notices as he talks with the two men.

"Ace quit embarrassing me. You should respect places you go to. Yoi" Marco says

"Even I know you dont shit where you eat. She is very skillful ill admit. Ya" Law says as hes eyeing you. Now all attention was on you as they passed the control pad around picking songs. Eventually your off the clock but you knew you couldnt stop dancing and singing as long as there was a party at your table and until Dofo came to unlock your cage. Marco looked at his rolex watch then says to the two men.

"I think its time to go its five pm weve been here for two hours. Yoi"

'Thank god I told Marco my schedule this morning but now things are probably gonna be weird between us or actually maybe not???' you think as the men reluctantly agreed with Marco. Dofo finally came around opening your cage when Ace asked for the tab. You overhear Ace say

"Hey Dofo you need to keep (N) on this shift ill definitely come back!" You enter the dressing room and wrap yourself up in your (c) trench coat, grab your purse, put on your sunglasses then walk outside. You were about to call an Uber when you hear

"(N)! Heyy you were great! Dont worry I told Dofo you were great too! Its nice to finally meet you!" Ace yells as he holds his hand out to shake yours. As you shake his hand you say

"Its nice to meet you too Ace and Law what do you mean finally?" you say shaking Laws hand now.

"Well Marco here talks about you all the time!" Ace says gently punching him in the arm while smiling as Marco blushes slightly.

"Ahh okay so how do you both know Marco?" You question as Marco says

"Ace is a nurse practitioner and Law is a surgeon at my hospital. Today is Aces twenty third birthday so he drug us out here. I didnt know he was a regular at Blue. Yoi" you nod

"You dont own the hospital Marco even if you are the number one doctor there" Ace says

"Ahh I see... well I should really get home and change"

"I should be getting home too. Ill call us an Uber Yoi" Marco says as you were about to stop him but let him call.

'He talks about me all the time??' You think.

"I better go home too Ya" Law says as he walks off in the opposite direction of your apartment down the sidewalk.

"Okay itll be a couple minutes theres a Uber coming for us. Happy Birthday Ace but were going home, take an Uber home okay? Yoi" Marco says as Ace nods and says

"Ya ya I know im tipsy dont worry I wont drive home! Dont be too naughty you kids" Ace says, and winks as he pulls out his phone calling an uber as your uber arrives you both say goodbye to Ace and get in. The ride home was uneventful you both blushed to embarrassed to say anything. Once in the lobby you both say at the same time

"I didnt know-"

"Sorry about them- Yoi"

"You go first" you both say the same thing.

"Please go first Yoi" Marco says as you say

"I didnt know Ace was a regular either. Ive always been on the night shift when the club is packed so theres no need for the dancers to sing since we have a night DJ." Marco nods and replys

"Sorry about them today I didnt know you worked there. Not that theres anything wrong with working there. What I mean is I hope this doesnt get inbetween us. Yoi" Marco says nervously as you say

"Dont worry Marco its just a job someone has to do it plus it pays really well your fine handsome" he nods and blushes at your comment and then let a silence grow inbetween you two before saying

"Haha I dont suppose you want to hang out after this? Yoi" Marco chuckles nervously as you raise an eyebrow.

"Sure sounds good just dont tell anyone where I work" you say sternly and Marco says

"I wont but Ace is another story. Yoi" you facepalm.

"Okay well let me go change and wipe off this makeup then ill be over Marco" you say and he nods

"Okay see you soon. Yoi" you both unlock and walk into your apartments, and you get ready. Once ready you grab your keys, lock your apartment and knock on Marcos door. You wearing a tshirt and shorts like usual. The door opens and you walk in under his arm since he is six foot eight leaving a whole head off of you. Going to his couch and ploping down you ask

"Sooo whatcha wanna do?" He pours two glasses of wine as usual and hands you a glass. Taking a gulp you ask

"Shouldnt you I dont know drink some water? Arnt you tipsy at all?" He glances at you and answers

"I drink socially besides it wasnt alot for me at the club. Ill be fine no need to worry. I dont really get tipsy im a heavy weight. Yoi" he smiles at you as you take another gulp of wine and you nod.

"I figured we could finish that uno game from last night. Yoi" he says and turns on the TV. Its showing the news as something cetches your eyes on screen.

"Wait turn it up Marco." Which he obeys and turns the volume up

"The Cam Girl Killer strikes again on Rose St. in.....last night...." the TV reporter says.

"Rose St. Is right down the road Marco" you state as he sips his wine and turns the channel to MTV Music.

"Im sure youll be fine as long as you keep your daytime schedule. Yoi" he tries to calm you. You take another big gulp of wine. He shuffles the deck and places the cards out on his glass table in front of his couch.

"Marco im a-" you stop yourself as you realize

'No I cant tell him not after today! Bad (N)' you think and he raises an eyebrow.

"No nevermind lets play your going down this time!" After you lost again your on your third glass of wine and Marco cuts you off.

"Alright thats enough wine for you cutie. Yoi" he winks at you and puts the bottle away then sits back on the couch a bit closer to you this time. Hes close enough for you to lean on so you do in your inebriated state, as you both blush he picks up his arm and wraps it around your shoulder, you leaning on his chest now.

"This feels nice~" you whisper but loud enough for him to hear.

"I agree. Yoi" he chuckles slightly as you listen to his heart rate raise. As you finish your third glass of wine your tipsy now and look up to Marco who looks down at you, making you both blush. Completely forgetting the TV was on.

"(N) I...I..... well.. let me just show you.. Yoi" he says as he suddenly tilts your chin upward with his fingers gently and leans down meeting your lips. Reciprocating you kiss back then use your tounge as he uses his flicking yours. He seems shocked you have a tounge bar. Eventually breaking for air he says

"(N) How was it cutie? Yoi" feeling bold with liquid courage you ask

"It felt awesome Marco can I have more? Hehe" Your a blushing mess and he knows this because its so obvious.

"Sure. Yoi" he slides you onto his lap so its easier to kiss him, you feeling his bulge making you blush hard but hes also blushing. You raise your hands to his cheeks, stuble, lean up as he leans down lips meeting in the middle. First it was a kiss then it turned into making out which became more rough. Soon you both were moaning in eachothers mouths as your hands went through his hair. Finally breaking for air you were both panting slightly as you felt his cock twitch in his pants under you.

"Listen (N) I have to admit I really like you. But I dont want to mess things up between us. Yoi" he says while you brush through his hair making him shiver slightly. Your blush deepens and he noticed as you reply

"I really like you too Marco, actually I like you alot okay" you admit as he seems shocked.

"Are you ... alright to make these decisions? You are definitely tipsy. Yoi" he says sounding concerned.

"I may be tipsy but ive liked you for years now Mr. Phoenix. Im glad you made a move." You say poking his nose as he chuckles.

"Really now well ive liked you for years now too. Yoi" he says then pecks your lips again noses close together. He seems hesitant about something but says

"(N) weve known eachother for years, since I like you, and you like me .... would you please be my girlfriend? Yoi" he looks you in the eyes.

"Hehe your so cute when your nervous. Of course id love to be your girlfriend Marco" saying then kissing him making out as he nips at your tounge making his cock harder. You could feel how wet your pussy was becoming with every slight movement. You both moaning as you unbutton a couple buttons on his shirt. He starts to get the drift as he breaks for air and asks

"Are you sure about this? You dont know who your messing with. Your tipsy as well. Yoi" he teases and chuckles.

"Oh im sure Marco and Im okay dont worry." you lick his neck and nip at it making him moan off gaurd. As you unbutton the rest of his shirt to reveal his abs and manly chest making you blush hard making him notice.

"See something you like? Yoi" he chuckles as he has a small blush on his face as he gently rims the bottom of your shirt seemingly unsure. MTV starts playing Ayesha erotica - Luxurious (Remix) by clouds.s0ftt You grab his hands and lead him to pull your shirt off revealing your bra.

"Marco do you know how hot you are or are you clueless?" Taken aback he says

"I work out if thats what you mean. Yoi"

"Being modest is so hot too you know" you kiss him making out, moaning as he grabs you bridal style stands and goes to his room laying you on the bed him unbuttoning his pants dropping them as you take off your shorts flinging them on the floor. Then him going to you he takes off your bra with one hand as the other slides off your panties you moaning.

"Oh wow nipple piercings too your always full of surprises (n) Yoi"

"Ouu Marco~ and yes nipple piercings" you slide off his boxers and jump off the bed kneeling down, he watchs you

"What are you- Yoi!" You take in his ten inch cock in your mouth and he moans out

"Ahh (n)! Yoi" swirling around his mushroom head you lick under his crevasse making him grip the bed.

"Fuckkk!!! Your so good at that!! Yoi" he moans out as you rib the bottom of his cock with your tounge bar making him moan your name

"(N)!! Yess!! Yoi" him gripping the sheets as you go deeper and deeper going in and out sucking while moaning on his cock making vibrations which made his cock twitch. After some time of deep throating him, him moaning your name he says

"God (N) your- your gonna make me cum!!" He yells as you mumble something but dont stop as your in the zone going in and out as fast as you can while sucking and slurping his cock. His cock stiffens and you could tell he was going to cum but he was trying to hold back.

"(N) you dont have to- Yoi" a couple more thrusts and

"Fuck your making me cum!!! Yoi" finally he releases his hot load down your throat as you swallow and slurp up your saliva thrusting through his high then gradually slowing to a stop. Suddenly your being picked up and thrown on the bed detaching your mouth from his dick with a *pop* sound.

"Your in for it now cutie. Yoi" he spreads your legs with his elbows and goes down on you

"Marco what are yo-!!! Ohh!!!" He licks your folds as he slurps up you wetness making you moan out

"Ahh yess Marco!!! That feels so good!!" He rubs your button with one hand as he sticks his tounge into your entrance making you moan loudly.

"Fuckk!! Handsome!!" He slurps and presses your ridges with his tounge getting you very close.

"Fuckk Marco your gonna- gonna make me cum!!" Him rubbing, sucking and moaning into your throbbing cunt sends you over the edge.

"Ahh!! Ma-arco im- im cumming!!" You feel your juices leaking out as he sucks them up through your high. Once finished he comes up wiping his face and crawls ontop of you both of you panting hard as no words are needed to know what eachother wants from the other. He adjusts his precuming cock at your entrance and slides in his tip making you gasp. Kissing you, making out he starts to thrust, inch by inch slowly going deeper with every thrust stretching you out as you both moan into eachothers mouths. Once he hits your back wall you moan loudly as you both break for air huffing. He starts thrusting deeper and harder trying to find your g spot. He finds it quickly, surprising you making you moan loud

"Fuckk!! Yes Marco!! Right there!!" He smiles at your lewd face and continues pumping

"Youve been such a good girl so ill reward you!! Yoi" you snake your arms around his neck running your hand through his hair as you continuously moan out his name.

"Yess!! Marco!!! After about ten minutes

"Aghh!! Marco im gonna cum!!"

"Cum baby girl cum on my cock!! Yoi" he moans out panting as he picks up speed and going harder. A couple more thrusts and

"Fuckk im cumming Marco!!!" Tears form in your eyes as your nails dig into his shoulders as he continues thrusting through your sex high.

"Marco feels so good!!"

"Its all for you (N)!! Im getting close cutie where should I cum? Yoi" a couple more thrusts and your seeing spots

"Um cum in me Marco!!"

"I dont want to get your pregnant! Yoi"

"Im on birth control!"

"Oh! Allright sexy!! Yoi" he moans as he speeds up from him being slowed down to talk which edged him on. Thrusting harder and faster again into your g spot another hour passes you cuming once more in that time before you feel his cock stiffen

"(N)! Im gonna cum are you- Yoi" you cut him off panting loudly, lewd face

"Im close handsome!!" As he continued thrusting you felt your core build and build until

"Fuckk I couldnt hold it! Im cumming Marco!!" You feel your walls constrict around Marcos cock tightly as he moans out

"Aghh!! Take my hot cum in you (n)!!" Sweat dripping from him onto you as you feel his cum squirting into you as you both moan eachothers names.

"Marco!!"

"(N)!! Yess! Yoi" he moans him pounding through your sex highs as he slowly slows down then eventually stops. Resting his head inbetween your breasts panting you both take time to breath again. Once both of your breathing normalizes he asks

"How was that my precious girlfriend?" Looking you in your eyes as you brush a hand through his hair. The other caresses his cheek as you reply

"Best ive ever had to be honest Marco" he smiles as he clutches you tight making his cock go deep inside you causing you to moan as your legs are twitching wrapped around his torso. You hang onto him as he holds you getting off the bed and headed to his bathroom he turns on the water waiting for it to warm up he rubs your back as you kiss his neck.

"Thank you my handsome boyfriend"

"Of course. Yoi" he says as he kisses your forehead and steps into the shower supporting you.

"Okay I have to pull out now (n)" whining you just nod releasing your grip. He holds your thighs as you slide out and down until hes all the way out and you reach the floor shaking. He holds you close to him as the water cascades down you both, you closing your eyes hugging him.

"Im glad you made a move hehe" you giggle and he smiles.

"Me too. Yoi" he says in a huff. Soon you regain some control of your legs as he soaped you both up then you both rinse off. He turns off the shower and grabs two towels one for you and one for him. As you dry off your (L) hair he seems to already be dried off. You watch him grab both your clothes and hands you yours as you hand him your towel you get dressed in your panties, bra, shorts, and t shirt.

"Whew how long was that?" You ask as your legs shake still, while you wobble to the living room and plop down on the couch.

"About three and a half hours. Yoi" he yells from the bathroom. He comes out dressed in different casual pants but no shirt. You blush

"How are you cutie? Yoi" he asks you. You giggle and say

"Im great its hard to walk but how about you?"

"Im doing great too sexy. Yoi" he comes round the table to sit close to you as you cuddle his side he wraps his arm around your shoulder.

~Three Months Later~

Dofo made your schedule permanent since you were bringing in more customers for the day time shift. Ace was one of those customers who loved coming in on his days off specifically requesting you when he comes in. Youve gained more of a following on Tweet too. You had a green screen up in your studio living room to prevent anyone from knowing where you live. You adjusted your set times to at night after "hanging out" with Marco. The Cam Girl Killer struck two more times over the months. You and Marco have been actually hanging out more frequently now that youve adjusted to your new schedule which happens to be Marcos schedule too. You have a healthy sex life. One day Doflamingo said youd have to take over Baby Fives shift at night the next night. You text Marco that you have to fill in for Baby Five.

(N) <Hey babe I have to cover for Baby Five tonight we wont be able to hang out>

Marco <All right just be careful. Ill stay up tonight>

(N) <No please sleep. Ill get in around five am thats so early>

Marco <Then ill wake up around that time. Im gonna do what im gonna do dont worry about me. I just need you to be safe>

(N) <Allright dear goodnight>

Marco <goodnight cutie be safe>

(N) <I will be handsome>

~After Work Covering For Baby Five~

You call an Uber to go home. As you walk into the lobby the door closes. You walk and open your apartment. You feel someone behind you. Instinctively you turn around and dodge a knife that a masked man dressed in a delivery uniform for UPS thrusted at you.

"Marco!!! Help!!!" Yelling at the top of your lungs you grab your taser and aim at his neck as he thrusts again you not seeing where it landed. You connect with his neck as Marco runs out of his apartment with only pants on and a baseball bat. He sees you against the wall and the perpetrator convulsing standing as you keep the taser on his neck.

"(N)! You can let go now hes done! Yoi" you let go of the button and drop the taser in your bag while Marco calls the police. The man falls to the floor. Then you feel faint as you feel Marco cetch you. You passing out.

~A Day Later In The Afternoon~

Flickering your eyes open you hear a HBM rise in BPMs and a familiar voice saying.

"Marco shes awake!" You try sitting up seeing your in the hospital but you hear.

"Hey lay down. Dont sit up yet let me get the bed for you. Yoi" you see Marco come into your room and you obey him laying back down as he adjusts the electric bed to sit you up while your laying on it.

"What am I doing here Marco?" You question as he calls on his phone

"Hello yes this is Marco Phoenix (N) (L)s awake now yes come now okay bye Yoi *click*"

Cocking your head to the side you feel a dull pain in your side as you realize youve been changed into a hospital gown.

"Marco" you say as he directs his attention to you now.

"(N) do you remember what all happened? You were stabbed by the Cam Girl Killer. Law said it was a miracle the knife didnt cut through your organs. Hes the one who did your surgery. Yoi" he says as it all comes rushing back.

"I was coming home from having to cover for Baby Five and the delivery guy thrusted a knife at me so I tased him then you came out and it all goes black from there on." You explain to Marco as he nods.

"I just called the police they wanted to talk with you since they caught the Cam Girl Killer because of you. And I called for an ambulance yesterday for you by the way. Yoi" Marco says.

~Once The Police Arrive~

"Hello miss (N) (L) could you tell us what happened?" The police and a detective asks as you explain your SlayStar on Tweet a Cam DJ, Marco doesnt seem fazed. Then explain the events as they unfolded. Marco is released to go see other patients as you finish with the police. Eventually Marco makes his way back to you.

"Hey Marco when can I go home?" He looks at you then says

"Ill get you discharged soon okay. Dont go anywhere cutie Yoi" he says then dissapears out the door.

'Haha dont go anywhere? Like I can barely move anyways haha'

You blush red as Ace comes in with a bag of your things and paperwork for you to sign.

"Woah why are you blushing? Or are you just happy to see me? Haha So tell me (N).... is it true your SlayStar?!" He blurts out as your face says it all.

"Oh shut it Ace!"

"Haha you are thats awesome! I know a famous person now!" Ace blurts out as Marco comes back in and says

"Ace stop harassing her and keep it quiet she probably doesnt want anyone else to know Yoi" Marco says as he undoes all your cords.

He addresses you

"(N) you all set you can get changed now. I hope you dont mind but I brought you some clothes from your apartment so you dont have to wear your work clothes. I put your key back on your lanyard. Yoi" Ace snickers as Marco explains.

"Thank you handsome" you say greatfuly.

"Ouu wait are you two like a thing now?" Ace asks as you and Marco blush looking at Ace.

"Oh man you are thats awesome! Congrats guys!" Ace exclaims.

"Anyways (N) I told Doflamingo about your situation so dont worry about it he says your job is secure just to get better quick dammit that hes taking this out of your sick pay." Ace explains.

"Thanks Ace it means a lot."

"Come on Ace let her change. (N) be careful of your wound. Ill help you change the bandages when they need changing. Ill see you tonight we have things to talk about" Marco says as you nod and gulp.

'Did I just ruin our relationship by omitting the truth that im SlayStar?' You think as Marco and Ace leave closing the door. You slide your legs out, sit up carefully and stand with some effort. Getting the hospital gown off you see gauze and tape on your abdomen with some blood spots in the gauze.

"Shit" you say and get dressed in black denim shorts and a t shirt.

'Wait Marco must have found out im SlayStar first when he went into my apartment fuck Im gonna have to apologize to him' you think as you put on your black sneakers which you wore to your work when you covered for Baby Five.

'Thank god I didnt wear my thigh high boots that night' thinking as you get your phone and lanyard out wrapping it around your neck.

'At least I have battery left in my phone to call an Uber. What?! Its three pm in the afternoon well at least Marco will get off soon. Who checked me in here? Probably Marco I mean he is my boyfriend.' You grab your bag which had your purse and work clothes in it and head out of the room. Walking outside you call an Uber home. Once home you eat and drink some water then lay in bed for a couple hours until you hear a knock at your door. Slowly getting up you unlock the door and open the door wide revealing

"Hello beautiful. Yoi" Marco says poking your nose as you giggle and open your door wide swinging your arm out gesturing for him to come in.

"Whats this? Am I finally being invited into your apartment? Yoi" he chuckles and pets your head as he walks in taking off his shoes putting them next to yours. You close and lock your door as you go to your bedroom feeling Marco following you. You lay down as Marco lays next to you. Looking into each others eyes he says

"So when were you gonna tell me? Yoi" you blush and think before speaking

"I didnt want to lie to you... you know the stigma against cam girls... I was gonna tell you eventually..... im so sorry Marco. I understand if you want to breaku-" you were cut off by his lips on yours. After a soild couple minutes of kissing you both break off.

"Dont even think that (n) I dont want to breakup thats not what I meant when I said we need to talk. Yoi" he says and cups your cheek.

"Then what did you want to talk about handsome?" You ask as you gently turn over on your side more facing him.

"Well for one youve been hiding half your life from me for over four years... let me inside (n) I want to be apart of your life like your apart of mine. Yoi" he says then removes his hand from your face.

"Okay handsome come with me" you say getting up and headed to the living room, him following you, which you converted into a studio but it still had a couch at least. You go to the kitchen and the fridge getting two Dr. peppers then set them on your desk as you set up your turntables chose and put on a wig. Doing your makeup quickly. And change clothes into a comfy DJ outfit. Marco grabs a Dr. Pepper opens it and sits on the couch watching you. You turn on your computer and start up Tweet.

"Hello everyone im back at it!"

<your in the news>

Slick

<ya check channel nine>

Kiwi

<I love your sets>

Robot

<I love you>

Blue Phoenix

<Is it true you you were stabbed its all over the news>

Frog69

<Heya>

Surgeon of Death

<Whatsup>

Fire Fist

"Here lemme check real quick" you check the Yourtube really quick and see the subtitles saying

[Popular Tweet Star SlayStar was stabbed but survived the Cam Girl Serial Killer.... the killer has been captured...]

"Ya wow I am in the news, and thank you my OG Robot and Blue Phoenix I love you too awe! And yes I was stabbed but it missed my organs. Hi Surgeon of Death and whatsup Fire Fist"

'Surgeon of Death must be Law and Fire Fist must be Ace' you think. You look at Marco who was smiling on his phone then clicked it and set it down.

'So hes Blue Phoenix well makes sense'

"Anyways im gonna start with Lizzo - About Damn Time" you start skillfully mixing that song with Ed Sheeran - Shivers then continue and eventually end with Ed Sheeran - Shape of You.

"Whew how was this set guys? I hope good. Ive been feeling inspired lately" you glance at Marco whose staring at you work sipping his Dr. Pepper.

<night>

Kiwi

<Hope you feel better>

Robot

<ya hope your allright be careful>

Slick

<Use an ice pack on the wound itll bring down the swelling>

Surgeon of Death

<Awesome set!>

Fire Fist

You look at the chat.

"Night Kiwi, thanks Robot, ya right Slick, thanks Surgeon of Death ill do that, thanks Fire Fist okay ima call it a night thanks to all my subs and viewers~♡ I hope you have a good day or night where ever you may be goodnight" *click* you end the stream and open your Dr. Pepper sipping it as you take off your wig and change your clothes. Then you use a makeup wipe to take your makeup off throw it away and break down your turntables.

"You did wonderful (N)~ Yoi" You hear Marco say. You make him some udon which he happily accepted. After he finished you put the bowl and fork in the sink and say

"Come on I wanna cuddle my boyfriend. Do you work tomorrow?" You question as he follows you to bed.

"No I dont im free and I know you dont work tomorrow so we can cuddle all night babe. Yoi"

"Oh but first let me go grab some stuff youll need. Law may have done a great job stitching you up but youll still need to heal. Yoi" he says then heads out of your apartment. After a couple minutes you hear the door and it lock as Marco rounds the corner of the hallway headed to your bed and lays some medical bandages, gauze, and tape out on the bed.

"Here come lay down flat. Yoi" you hear Marco say and you obey as your flat on the bed in front of him now. He changes your bandage as you pick your head up watching him. Then he tapes the gauze in place and goes and throws away the used bandage then comes back.

"Thanks handsome" you chirp as he puts the rest of the bandages on your nightstand along with his glasses and slides into bed cuddling you gently.

~One Year Later~

At the restaurant Shellfish. You and Marco sat at an outdoor table with a firepit next to you. He had told you to dress up, so your wearing a tight short black dress that shows your curves with matching your black furry pump shoes with a pleather black purse with metal strap.

"You look stunning this afternoon (n). Yoi" Marco says dressed in a grey suit and grey pants and white collared shirt as you blush.

"Awe thank you. Your looking very handsome as well" Smiling at eachother he reaches over on top of the table to hold your hand. You see the waitress come up to you both.

"Welcome to Shellfish what can I get started for you?" Looking at her name tag you could see her name was Sara.

"Ill have an Irish Ale. Yoi" Hearing Marco say as it was your turn next.

"Ill have a Malibu Sunrise thanks" you say as Sara nods then heads inside to get the drink order in.

"Starting strong I see Yoi" You look up to meet Marcos eyes from your menu.

"Huh oh yea well It was a tough day at work." He raises an eyebrow at you as you explain.

"Well I got this four person group of rude guys who kept commenting on my look saying what they would do to me outside of work but they got drunk and left so its whatever" You say as he squeezes your hand.

"You know I support you in your job but I have to say I dislike your clientele. Yoi" He says as Sara comes back with your drinks.

"Thank you. Yoi"

"Your welcome you two. Are we ready to order?" Sara asks. Marco orders his food first as he sees you looking at the menu still hands still intertwined.

"Ill have the steak drizzled in pineapple sauce and diced tomatoes and mushrooms."

"Allright sir and for you miss?" Sara asks.

"Ill have the Ahi tuna roll with a side of rice and lemons please and thank you." she nods writing down your orders then goes to put your orders in.

Making small talk as your waiting for your food he seems antsy.

"Are you alright my love?" He looks like hes been caught thinking about something.

"Ya- ya im fine dear just hungry Yoi" he says rubbing his stomach chuckling. You both continue talking about work when you see Sara come back with food and sets it down backwards. You and Marco just smile and wait for her to leave before swapping plates you giggling. After finishing dinner you sip your Malibu Sunrise finishing it off.

"Thanks for dinner you didnt have to honey~" You coo as he replies

"Anything for my love~ Yoi" He says then stands up and stands in front of you.

"Marco what are yo-" he shushes you then gets down on one knee getting out a small black box, opening it to reveal a sapphire heart ring.

"(N) (L) Would you do me the honor of being my wife? Yoi" Making eye contact with you. Mouth agape your shocked but respond

"Awee Marco id love that yes of course sweety!" You both smile as he slides the ring onto your finger.

"Ah perfect fit" You say as he sits back down and others clap for you both. After Sara comes back with the bill Marco puts his card down after writing up the tip. After leaving the restaurant he calls an Uber while holding your hand.

~At Marcos Apartment Celebrating The Engagement~

"Congratulations guys Im happy for you both Ya" Law says as Marco fills the four glasses with wine.

"Thank you Yoi"

"Thanks Law it means a lot" You say smiling wide just like Marco. Marco hands everyone a glass as Ace says

"Ya congrats you both. So whens the wedding?"

"We just got engaged Ace we dont have a date set yet." You giggle as Ace shrugs.

"I dont know you guys coulda been planning this" he says as Marco explains

"Ace she didnt know I was going to propose she was shocked. Yoi"

"Ahh okay well anyways congrats guys" Ace says and sit on the couch with you and Law leaving space for Marco.

"Hey Marco what do you have planned? Ya" You hear Law ask.

"Were going to play some rounds of Uno."

"Yess!! Your all going down!!" You yell as they all chuckle. Law won the first round then Marco won the second your all on the third round. Its been hours and sipping your drinks.

"No fair I have half the deck!" Ace whines and complains as you, Marco and Law snicker and laugh at Ace. You all have a glass of wine, each on your second glass. Your getting too tipsy by the third glass since you had that drink at the restaurant too and Marco notices.

"Uno!!" you yell laughing evilily as you sway and show one card to them all.

"Heyyy!! Shes cheating guys!" Ace yells as you chuckle evilily.

"No your just bad at this game Ace. Ya" Law says which makes you giggle.

"Hey I am not cheating. S'not my fault you suck at Uno" You snicker while sipping your third glass. Ace just glares at you with a blush on his face mouth open.

"Okay okay thats enough you two. Ace its your turn go. Yoi" Marco chimes in.

"Oh yea well take this (N)!" he yells and slaps down a yellow skip card which makes your mouth hang open, making Ace laughs maniacally. As the time ticks by you had to draw more cards but won the game. Now your all watching TV surfing through channels. After awhile of channel surfing

"Aight I think I better get going guys congrats again" you all hear Ace say as he stands grabbing his phone from the table and head to the door. Then Law gets up grabbing his phone too, following Ace.

"I better get going too my girlfriend is waiting on me. Congratulations you both. Ya" Law says as he opens the door and they both say goodnight and leave. You help Marco clean up the glasses as you down the rest of your glass.

"No more drinking for you. Dont want a hang over tomorrow do you? Yoi" He says while washing the glasses as you dry them.

"But its a special occasion Marcooo" whining you put away the glasses in the cupboard. He chuckles then says

"Ya your right I guess ill have to just take care of you tonight. Yoi" Giggling You wrapped your arms around his waist from behind you kiss his shoulder leaning your head on him as he finishes wiping his hands off.

"Hey let me hug you. Yoi" You release him as he turns around hugging you.

"Can I have cuddles tonight?"

"Of course you can beautiful. Yoi" Letting you go he cleans up the cards then heads to the bedroom too which you follow. Unbuttoning your shorts and sliding them off you slide into his bed as he takes off his shirt goes to the kitchen you hear water running then he comes back and hands you a cup of water. Gulping the water down you set the cup on the nightstand with your phone alarm allready set. Marco slides into bed motioning you to cuddle with him. Sliding over to him you wrap your arm around his waist as he slides his arms under your head and around your waist pulling you closer. Inhaling his scent makes you wet but your too tipsy to initiate anything.

"I love you Marco~ Im glad you chose me."

"Of course my dear. I love you too now get some sleep. Hopefully you wont have a hangover tomorrow. Yoi"

[hallowvalley]

I always think about deleting tik Tok and this godforsaken app. I SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON IT SCROLLING- not good. I mean I won't feel bad for it but like I need stimulation. I NEED A FUCKIN TIME LIMIT i do not need endless scrolling it makes my ADHD worse too LMFAO but like it keeps me company? I can just write and write and write and get all the thoughts out that's why I keep it. I don't like keeping a journal on me it bugs me and I hate my handwriting so much. I can't fucking read it when I get emotional???? It's chicken scratch every time.

I am celebrating with 3 chicken nuggets on a hamburger bun I'm going to pop my p u. S y I know it's only questioning but I feel like I have the sitter job????? Like. I know I will hehehehehhehe I am SO EXCITEDEEEEEED. If I don't it's okay too but like hehehehhehehee I hope soOk but seriously gonna listen to my audiobook and I am gonna keep decorating the living room like this FUCK HIM I am in control of my mind and my body. He can continue being cracky This is my side of the living room and no u can't have the TV back it's mine!. If he's gonna literally put a cameras in the house I literally fucking stomped on them idgaf. I'm not stupid that's fucking weird. Very fucking weird. Like why do you need one in the living room and your room? Fucking weird. Also found his needles and had to sort through his coke straws but ok let cracky back in I'm putting a lock on my door because it does not have a lock. Ugh. Stupid. I am still excited and I will still celebrate myself even if it's just questions *_* Imma do a flip

[thelongestway]

Little break yesterday - needed that after the 12-hour plotting session! But now we're continuing again. ^^ This chapter? Very much an info-dump, so settle in.

But also, an organizational note. I hadn't expected how big this text would grow when I began, or that the pace I'd set would be sustainable. And I'm coming to the point where I'm realizing that I'm not sure I'm good on tumblr etiquette with using main tags for fanworks, especially the smaller ones, like TTOU. Does use of smaller tags keep them alive or does it spam people? Do people who don't want to see it just block the fic-specific tag and move on?

If someone who's been around longer could let me know, I'd be very grateful.

Chapter 11: History

It turned out that "making the most of it" according to the Courageous and to Nike meant "we'll figure it out, don't worry about it." Which gave me an incredibly weird feeling. Because yeah, I had my hands full with all of my humans, and also they were a giant HubSystem and a fucking node ship and they could handle their own hostiles. Normally I would be very happy about someone else doing all this stuff so I could go back to my shows.

But I wasn't. Because when I asked about what the transfer even was, it turned out that it was the point when both Aspen and Nike would be shut down to transfer over to new bodies. Aspen would become that new small research ship ART and I saw at the docks, and Nike would take over as the space station. So there were going to be at least six hours of almost total blackout, with all critical station systems working on reserve power. (Note Waveskimmer was going to watch over that, even if they couldn't directly control most of the station with the HubSystem shut down. At least the Courageous wouldn't suddenly lose all of its oxygen or whatever.)

According to the node ships, this was an incredibly delicate and complicated procedure that couldn't be rushed. Even if they had Nike start reconnecting the moment Aspen was completely disconnected, it would take hours to make sure she was linked in properly.

(I never thought I would miss Senior Indah. But she would have been smarter and made something up.)

So yes, if the hostiles wanted to hit anything on the station, they had the perfect window. Everyone agreed on that. It was common sense.

The part that wasn't common sense was the ships' plan. Because a) instead of telling everyone on the stations to just quietly sit in their rooms while this delicate and complicated procedure was carried out, they were planning to have a huge party up in the gardens; b) instead of locking the hostiles out of the celebration, they would just let them come if they wanted. Because Nike said there were insufficient grounds to just not let them on board for the duration of the transfer. And for some reason she got to decide. (She was now my least favorite human-construct security person-ship. Whatever.)

(At least they weren't planning to take anyone's organic parts box through the actual crowds. Because then I would have had to tell Mensah that my threat analysis says that the celebration is too dangerous for Preservation humans to attend and then she would have had a lot more diplomatic work to handle.)

(I almost wished they had decided to take the stupid boxes out in the open. At least then my humans wouldn't have been attending a party on a station under attack. Yes, they wouldn't be the target of the attack. Yes, Aspen said they would give me as many cameras as reserve power allowed. I still hated it.)

(I missed Senior Indah.)

So instead of preparing for a fucking obvious, clearly-telegraphed attack, I was stuck a) hoping the fucking node ships were doing their jobs, b) continuing to accompany my humans as they did their jobs.

That is, I was stuck doing my job. Which today involved going with Pin-Lee to visit my least favorite ship.

"Thank you for making time for me. I'm so grateful to get to talk to you," Nike said to Pin-Lee once we came on board and she guided us to a separate room. (Yeah. Pin-Lee got that conversation a lot faster than I expected after that incident. But apparently Nike had other priorities than handling hostiles.) "Since we made contact with the Rim, I've done as much work as I could on current intersystem law with what I could retrieve via Caldera, but there is absolutely no substitute for having a conversation with people experienced in the field, you know?"

Pin-Lee drank the tea one of Nike's humans had left for her and smiled up at the display surface Nike was talking from. (It was all I could see, too, because Nike didn't let me into her feed the way Dandelion and Aspen did. I was almost feed-blind here. She probably didn't like me.) The display showed an avatar--a dark-skinned large-sized person, looking nervous and relieved. I wondered if that was what Nike looked like before she became a ship. (I wasn't going to think about whether she looked anything like Dandelion in her cubicle right now.)

"I'm glad to help," Pin-Lee said with genuine friendliness (which was really weird. She wasn't usually friendly in lawyer mode). "Preservation, after all, leaves no one behind. And I've read up on Starwind Accord history along the way, too. With how uncannily similar your history is to Preservation's, we'd be total assholes if we didn't do what we could."

"The Javelin Preservation, wasn't it? And Captain Consuela Makeba. 'Not one living thing, not one creature, must be left to die a solitary death for the follies of distant rulers,'" Even I could hear the wonder in Nike's voice. "Even after we got news of successful contact, I still couldn't quite believe it until you really, actually came here. Another Javelin reaching a colony world already settled before it made its way there, picking up the people on its surface, leaving again for a two-hundred-year long journey, becoming a station, thriving in the aftermath of it all… " She trailed off, then added. "The fact that we're not alone in this feels like an absolute miracle."

"Well, it was a shock to us, too," Pin-Lee said. "That Courageous Station is, at its heart, the Javelin Courageous? It adds a whole other level of similarity to our situations. It's strange that wasn't in the initial data packet you all sent us. It would have been so poignant."

Nike did an apologetic shrug, "That's because of Aspen. They don't like being famous. And it didn't even help--Perihelion recognized them immediately." She snickered. "You should have seen their reaction! Please don't tell Aspen, but it was so incredibly funny."

Yeah. Funny. That's what it was, with the giant vine and the hissing and everything. Funny.

Fucking node ships.

"Was it?" Pin-Lee gave Nike an almost conspiratorial look. "I almost wish we were feed-connected for that! You wouldn't happen to have a recording, would you?"

And no way, I was not going to give Aspen a reason to have an emotion at my humans (that fucking vine came up as a processing glitch in my recharge cycle as it was). So I sent a "no-go, break off immediately" feed sign to Pin-Lee.

She gave me a puzzled glance, but turned back to Nike and said, "On second thought, we should probably get to work. We've got a lot of stuff to get through."

Nike turned serious.

"You're right. We should. First point on the agenda: maintaining independence from the Rim and its expansion. I read up on the work Preservation lawyers did when the Rim discovered you, and I was incredibly relieved that the solution we'd hit upon was close to yours, and that yours worked! The only thing I regret is that nobody thought to formalize Starwind Accord as an alliance earlier."

"I can see how that happened, though." Pin-Lee tapped her fingers, thinking. "Your legal system grew organically as you expanded, because you all came from one ship, and you didn't really need overarching intersystem laws that defined you as a single entity for outsiders. Whereas Preservation was rediscovered earlier and had to make a quick alliance with two neighboring systems in the same situation, so we needed formal rules of conduct right at the start."

"Yes, pretty much! Hylara doesn't quite fit into this story, but Hylara is a special case anyway. We'll get to it soon."

"Okay. So you didn't really need to formalize the alliance, until?.. Your documents weren't entirely clear what 'discovering the Rim' meant in your case."

"It was about twenty years ago now. We'd been monitoring neighboring stars via the Kleiner-Sareff array. And one day, a routine observation saw that there was a new wormhole firing up, just a few light-years away. We thought it was a fluke, an error in the readings. But then there was another one, closer. And another…" Nike trailed off. "The observable rate of expansion was too fast to outrun, and we were too many, even if we turned every single node ship into a cold-sleep ship. So we sent one slow ship to a star we were sure would get colonized, with a 'hello, we already have a wormhole network here, perhaps we could come to an arrangement'. That's how we made contact with the Caldera Exploration Agency."

"And while your scout ship was on its way, you worked to formalize what you were."

"Right," Nike nodded. "So by the time Blaze and her crew met Caldera, we already had a framework in place uniting Hylara, the Asteroids, Dimidium and Trellin, with Arborea Cosmica functioning as the alliance's joint space fleet."

"Starwind Accord, polity motto 'Chase The Stars'," Pin-Lee murmured. Then spoke louder: "Certainly appropriate, what with how fast you all are. But there's one thing I don't fully understand, Nike."

"Yes?"

"Preservation didn't have stable wormholes until it was discovered by the Rim. They came to us, we accepted no help from them, but, same as Starwind Accord, that was the one piece of technology we did have to concede on buying into," Pin-Lee made a face. She talked about that once during our watch of disaster films, how that one concession had gotten them into bullshit like joint extradition frameworks. She hated that, but also thought her predecessor-lawyers didn't have much choice. She continued: "But from what I see, you've had wormholes for a little over a hundred system-years? That's almost as old as the Rim's own technology, maybe twenty system-years behind. How?"

On her display, Nike's avatar conjured a chair that she sat down into, legs crossed and face complicated.

"So, this is where we come to the second point on our agenda. And the thing we're expecting to really need your help with. Hylara."

"Your own first colony world. Lost to the Rim in the Breakoff era."

"Yes. The thing was, it wasn't exactly lost immediately. After the Breakoff virus, Hylaran leaders expected a second cold sleep ship to arrive eventually. Because the Vaults were really too much of an investment to lose, you know? So the Setmeet estimated they had maybe seventy years before a new attack," Nike's avatar chewed her lip. "The gunship came in twenty."

Pin-Lee swore softly. "Wormholes."

"Yes. Wormholes. They didn't need to go all the way from Earth, even then. Hylara… Survived, just barely, and only because the gunship deployed the wormhole first thing when it came, even before giving the ultimatum, and the Hylarans were able to scavenge wormhole drive schematics once the fighting was done, which were then used to send help from the Asteroids." On the screen, Nike got up and paced like a nervous human. I checked her feed activity: oh yeah. There were spikes. Even with her not letting me connect fully, I could see there were spikes. "Back then, everyone expected more gunships within days. But months went by, then years… And nobody came. The historians think it was because the corporates made a mistake. They didn't establish contact with their home base immediately after deploying and stabilizing the wormhole, they went for Station Klees, thinking he was easy pickings, and he wasn't."

"So the wormhole coordinates never got sent back," Pin-Lee said. "The gunship was considered lost, and someone in the corporation decided it wasn't worth it to go to Hylara a third time, now that wormholes were a thing."

"That's our theory. But now…" Nike looked at Pin-Lee, lips set in a hard line. "Finding lost colonies has become big business again, hasn't it? And we think we know what they're looking for."

"Vaults."

Pin-Lee was looking more like "lawyer Pin-Lee" again, showing her teeth like predatory planetary fauna.

Nike nodded, her avatar turning sharply on a heel and pacing faster.

"Yes. So Hylara would once again be of great interest to the Rim. Worse, its coordinates might still be out there, somewhere. Owned by a corporation according to interstellar law… Why are you smiling like that?"

"Because," she said, relishing the pause. "Karime needs to be in on this conversation."

It was another three hours before Nike and Pin-Lee first brought Karime up to speed, and then before she conferred with her crew and ART, and finally, before she and Seth came back with their answer: that yes, the Pan-System University of Mihira and New Tideland is renowned for legal archival work, and that they have a large pool of historians studying early human colonies, and that they have had a lot of experience in providing documents for interstellar courts. And that yes, of course they would help Hylara investigate their situation.

Nike grabbed the documents Karime sent her so quickly that she almost matched ART's best speed, her avatar depicting her working through a stack of papers. Once the stack was gone, she was quiet. Then she said hoarsely, "I… I need a moment."

SecUnit, is she… Pin-Lee said to me. Her feed voice was almost a whisper, like she was afraid even to subvocalize too loudly.

Yeah. Pin-Lee was right. Nike was having one hell of an emotion. Even with me being barely connected, I felt it in the way her feed was agitated all around me.

We were sitting in a spaceship and she was crying.

[mid-night-twist-99]

Might update this every now and then...

Okay, so there is alot going on right now, with the camera on my phone not working for some reason, and lots of drawing ideas i have. So here's some fun facts about my murder drone oc Vic and Z and they're past.

Vic first:

>Vic is a hunter drone created by a scientist (who's name and concept I'll come up with later) to assist the sentinels if the drones with the A.S. (Absolute Solver) ever tried to escape, along with two other hunter drones.

>His real name is HD-P1. (Hunter drone-prototype 1). and since he was the first prototype, was experimented on first before the others. HD-2 and HD-3. (who i will also draw later)

>whenever Vic was disobedient he was punished and tortured.

>He was assigned to Nori, while the others were assigned to Alice and Yeva.

>Over time he bonded with Nori and Yeva, becoming friends with them. Eventually he grew to have a crush on Nori, but decided not to say anything.

>Nori wanted to name Vic AK (sort for AK-47) but Vic doesn't like the idea of being named after a weapon, so Yeva gave him the name Vic.

>It was Nori who taught Vic some (all) swear words. the scientist didn't like that so they put a censor in his throat to cut him off whenever he tried to swear.

>He learned how to speak Russian thanks to Yeva.

>Vic never knew much about the A.S. just new the group of scientist was testing Nori and Yeva with it trying to find some kind of cure.

>Whenever Nori and Yeva are going through testing Vic and the other hunter drones are put in the other room on the other side of the labs to keep from being infected by the A.S.

>one day, Vic discovered that the scientist that created him was planing to disassemble Nori and Yeva after Nori's testing (the same testing in episode 7) and that he was gonna be reprogrammed and have his memories wiped so he can e more obedient. refusing to let that happen he decided to take matters into his own hands.

>on the day of Nori's testing, Vic and the other hunter drones were locked in the same room, Vic attacked and killed them first before escaping the room and go on a killing spree, killing every one he saw including the scientist that creating him last.

>After the killing spree, Vic planed to find and rescue Nori and yeva and escape the lab together, but that's when the explosion happened, knocking him unconscious and separating him from nori and yeva.

And here's Z:

>Z was barely alive in the scrap/junk yard about to power down til Tessa found her. she bought her back to the mansion and repaired her.

>Tessa gave Z brown hair instead of grey hair (case to me it makes her look... older) and a red ruby necklace. (Which was a gift from Tessa's great grandmother or something but Tessa didn't think it suited her so she gave it to Z.)

>Z always treasured the necklace and was very thankful for her for rescuing her from the junkyard.

>She gets along great with N and V, being like a mother figure to them and Tessa. Z and J don't always get along. Z doesn't like how mean J is to N.

>Z is always there for Tessa whenever her parents give her a hard time. she would stay out the parents way and avoid them and hated how they treated Tessa.

>Z promised Tessa that she will always be there for her no matter what happens.

>N and Z was both Tessa's favorite.

>Z enjoyed listening and learning about dogs from N and always encourages V to be confident in herself.

>When Cyn came around, she would call Z , 'Big sister Z.' Z would be kind to Cyn and help her around the mansion and give her company whenever she was put in the basement, despite Cyn's weird behavior.

>Like the rest of the worker drone, she was taking control of and partake in the gala massacre. we she came back online she was devastated and horrified about Tessa's death.

>she had a strong hatred for the A.S. for was it did and for what it turned her into, and wants nothing more than to destroy it to avenge Tessa. But due to how powerful the A.S. is she felt like there was nothing she can do but to do what she was told.

>She felt helpless and grew to hate and blame herself for not protecting Tessa liked she promised. and hated her new murder drone self.

>When Z,N,V,and J was sent to copper nine, like j and v, she remembers everything, and like V, puts on a blood-thirsty persona, hiding her true self.

...

This is all i got for now but there is more and i will post it later. If you have any questions or anything please let me know. and i'm gonna try and figure out whats wrong with my phone.

[matt-lifesage]

Got my money's worth, but I enjoy putting on my hater hat whenever something dips its toes into mediocrity. It's my first alicesoft game, and I don't have much experience with eroge RPGs/dungeon crawlers so my opinions lack a proper baseline expectation to compare this to.

[flippant discussion of fictional sex trafficking, sexual assault, etc. below the cut]

but IDK the framing here is weird, y'all!

So we've got plenty of scenes of antagonists' or faceless dudes' fetishized abuse of the female cast (as you'd expect from Sex Trafficking Simulator 2020) but our protagonist, who is textually a fellow rapist--it's a mechanic to adjust stats and everything--any and all of his many business-oriented assaults are always conveniently off-screen.

There's this great premise here about committing heinous acts to gain the power and resources to disrupt a dystopic system. How one must thrive in an evil world to meaningfully change it. Our protagonists are cogs in a larger tapestry of exploitation so how culpable are these people merely filling a sociological niche for the harm they cause? What limits will someone personally draw to distinguish who they will or won't target and dehumanize? Does that arbitrary line in the sand make you any better than all the others who aren't lying to themselves?

Solid stuff. Potentially. It's a shame that, practically, almost all of this potential is used as fuel for keeping Kuma a likable protagonist--or rather, to act as damage control for his likability. Sure, the game is upfront about Kuma being someone who does bad things (together lol) but the camera won't support the text. I was expecting something clever where the main story would be a vibrant rollercoaster ride, but the optional talent events would be seeing these same zany characters through the seedy lens of their victims. And ALLLLLL the way to the end I prayed the game would do anything with that contrast… and it never came.

We never see Kuma abuse the talent, despite referencing it happening almost daily. And when we do get to see things through their perspective, Kuma's violence is depersonalized. He'll deflect by talking about how he's merely fulfilling a niche in a larger evil known as society, obfuscating any blame. None of the girls personally hate him. They'll bemoan that they were in the wrong place at the wrong time, or grow to hate a society that would allow this to happen, but never focus their hate or fear toward… the guy who actually kidnapped and keeps them locked up in rooms. And there's some merit to this approach--kinda. I like the idea of focusing on systemic evils instead of presenting lone evil degenerates ruining things for everyone. But it doesn't feel emotionally true for not a single of the dozen-ish unique talent characters to ever take it personally or lash out at the only person in front of them.

All through the game, Kuma will admit he's heinous, but he is never allowed to be framed as a monster. It's gotta be off-screen or it would interfere with the wholesome harem shenanigans. So every single time Kuma says something like "Nah, I'm doing this for my own selfish reasons," or "We're also the bad guys," it falls flat 'cause the game pretzels itself away from depicting everything unsavory these characters are actually doing.

Anyway, TLDR I'm annoyed by the game's insistence that Kuma "Isn't like other rapists" and it would have been more interesting/entertaining if the game didn't try to do all that.

Dohna Dohna was fun and all, but it's odd that a game with the subtitle "Let's Do Bad Things Together" puts that much effort toward coddling me away from feeling like a bastard.

[undeadspeeds]

Meeting the family

Damian Wayne x Male! Reader.

don't normally write romantically abt Damian cus He's 14 and Its weird but I owed this to anon. Just keep that in mind!

there's a small misgendering part but it's more of a "I wrongly assumed my brother was straight" way than transphobic.

“I believe Master Damian has something to say,” Alfred interrupted the conversation, after seeing the doubtful eyes of the young man. The entire table stopped and looked directly at Damian, who was trying to remain calm.

“Yes. Thank you, Alfred,” said the boy, his voice cracking slightly and hands shaking. He truly hated not being in control of his emotions and was thankful no one had teased him about his demeanor yet. If they did, he would have lied and pretended they were crazy for implying Someone Like Him could ever feel nervous at a gathering. “I would like to introduce you all to the person I’m involved with next week,” he confessed finally.

Everyone was too surprised to speak, and for a few seconds, Damian regretted even thinking about the possibility of his partner meeting his family.

The first one to react was Dick, who, with a smile and thumbs-up, agreed to be there and let Barbara know, too. In front of him, Cass shot him a warm smile, one they both knew was comfort. Tim kept eating his meal, surprise in his eyes, while Stephanie was giggling. Duke’s hand touched his shoulder in support for a second.

Jason exploded in laughs, “Little man got himself a girlfriend? I gotta see this.”

Damian wanted to correct his brother but words weren’t able to come out: there was one last person who needed to react to the petition and he was the one the boy was more nervous about.

Bruce Wayne, who sat at the head of the table, had said nothing since Alfred’s comment. His gaze was lost somewhere, deep in thought and frowning.

Sweating off a need for approval and with yet another crack of his voice, he spoke. “What do you think, father?”

After being spoken to by his youngest son, Bruce turned to him and grinned. “Of course, son. I would love to meet her.”

...

“So you didn’t tell him,” he said with a hint of a smile. He wasn’t angry. He knew how hard it was for Damian to do this, and how much he was worried about his family’s approval.

“I’m sorry, beloved. Words just wouldn’t come out..”

“I get it, corazón,” he reassured. “They’ll love you forever, you know that, yes?”

“My father is pretty strict,” Damian spoke, hands shaking and breath quickening.

“Well, if he accepted Timothy and Cassandra, why wouldn’t he accept you?”

“They’re not like me. I’m supposed to be-“

“Legacy, yes,” the boy interrupted his wrecking boyfriend. “You’re more than that, though. I believe they will be okay if you’re not everything they expect you to be.”

“What if they’re not? What if I’m not?”

“Then I’ll be here,” Y/N whispered before leaving a kiss on his boyfriend’s cheek and locking their hands together. “Let’s do this?”

Damian nodded and, without letting his partner’s hand go, he knocked on the door. Alfred opened immediately. Of course, he had seen them get there on the front camera. He had been waiting close to the door to get it once you two were ready. The butler greeted the guest with a smile that was reciprocated.

“It’s very nice to meet you, Mr. Pennyworth. Now I know who to thank for the best reheated meals I’ve ever stolen,” the boy spoke first, making the man laugh.

“My pleasure, Mr…,” he left room for the young man to answer.

“His name is Y/N,” Damian answered.

“Mr. Y/N, you may call me Alfred. You are part of the family now,” the man turned around and started walking, signaling the kids to follow him. “Come now, everyone is expecting you.”

Alfred pretended not to hear when Y/N whispered, “See? that wasn’t so bad.”

The dining room was as loud as ever, giggles coming from the younger side of the table while the older ones talked between them about unimportant stuff, all waiting for the youngest among them to show up. And just like last time, Alfred cleared his throat, making everyone look at him in silence. Right behind, following, they saw Damian Wayne and an unknown boy holding hands. The unfamiliar nervousness coming from the boy all of them had always known as the most confident was perplexing and, for some of them, even funny.

The new boy held up his free hand, waving. Dick quickly got up from his seat and walked to them, holding both boys in a firm embrace once close. With a big smile, he introduced himself and stole Damian’s boyfriend from his hands, holding him by the shoulders and leading him to the assigned seat between Dick and Barbara and in front of Damian.

Everyone introduced themselves politely, even Jason, who looked a bit confused and embarrassed. However, he was still a victim to the judgmental eyes of Cassandra Cain, who was trying to decipher the boy’s intentions. He knew this was going to happen, Damian had warned him. He shot her a smile.

Dinner was far from normal, Y/N quickly learned the family was too chaotic for its own good. Stephanie and Duke tried to start a food fight more than once, despite being shot a disapproving look from Bruce every time.. Dick and Barbara couldn’t stop talking about their new dog, Dick had taken out his wallet which had only two bills and several pictures of Hailey. He had placed them all on the table while Barbara told the boy what was happening when each of them was taken.

At some point in the night, Tim and Jason had started fighting and kicking each other under the table. Cassandra got up and walked to each of them to punch them in their arms, signaling to stop. The only silent people at the table were Alfred, Kate, Bruce, and Damian, who had taken his time to eat.

After desert and all the fighting, everyone moved to the living where some more serious talk took place. Everyone wanted to know more about Y/N, asking him about his family and relationship with Damian.

“Damian,” Bruce said softly, standing beside him in a corner of the room. He was looking at you from there, leaving you to meet the family on your own. “Can we talk in my office?”

The boy agreed, walking before his father to the room in question. Inside, he sat on the sofa in front of the desk while his father sat on the desk, looking down at him.

“Is everything alright, Father?”

“Why didn’t you tell me?” he asked.

“I’m sorry, father,” Damian whispered. “I just wanted to be sure you wouldn’t..”

Bruce quickly understood. “I’m not like that, Son. You know that.”

He nodded, avoiding his father’s eyes. Bruce stood up, his hand traveled to Damian’s shoulder. “I’m proud of you, whoever you want to be.”

The youngest Wayne’s eyes quickly got up from the floor to look at the oldest, a new shine on them. He stood up just like his father had done seconds ago and, with a hopeful tone, he asked, “So it is fine?” Bruce smiled for the first time in the night. “I trust your judgment, son. If this boy is who you want to be with, then yes, it is fine with me.”

Damian returned the smile. Surprising Bruce, he threw himself onto the man’s body, wrapping his arms around him tightly.

[mr2swap]

The babysitter

I hate my job normally people who work as babysitters say that, but Charlie is a very special boy maybe too special for his own or my good, How every weekend Charly's parents went out to their "business" meeting Or at least that was his excuse to get rid of his little monster for the whole weekend.

I would have quit my job long ago if I didn't need the money for my university, I have to admit that this job has its advantages: I can work only on Saturday and Sunday and get paid like any other employee.

But here I am again in the body of this annoying and pampered little dwarf, Charly has a strange ability that allows him to exchange the bodies of him and another person, in this case, me throughout the weekend was the only way his parents could control that he did not get into trouble during his “business” trip

The first time Charly exchanged our bodies, I panicked when I found myself in Charly's small and delicate body of a 12-year-old boy, especially because of how huge and imposing my body looked from the height of a small child. -I think the one who has to take a bath is now you, isn't it? "Charly"-He held me with his now bigger and stronger arms and dragged me against my will towards the shower, seemed to have fun playing "big brother"

I tried to resist how I could but in Charly's small body he forces me now it wasn't enough to contain the university man who had me under his power. It was really humiliating to have to put up with him treating me like a little boy or his toy. -Oh, come on! Stop crying “Charly” If you are a good boy I will return your body to you before my parents arrive-

 He quickly undressed me and got me into the hot shower and started playing with me like I was some kind of doll. I was still too shocked to have my body in front of me to even try to escape from this weird situation after the shower. She dried me off and put her little superhero pajamas on me and led me to the dining room - "your" parents stopped eating this, and you won't get up from the table until the whole plate is clean-In front of me was a plate full of rice and vegetables that I had to eat until I was full surprisingly I ate a lot less than I was used to.

 After dinner, he carried me up the stairs and into his room, decorated with various Marvel movie posters. He put me in bed and tuck me in,-rest little baby on your parents will be here soon and don't worry he has been a good boy, so you will get your body back this time-

He locked the door and left me in the dark for some reason I was very tired, and it was still 10 p.m., I assumed it was because of the body I was in now while trying to sleep I heard the sound of the television on the floor of downstairs who knows what the hell he was doing with my body, I didn't even know at the exact moment I fell asleep the camera was so comfortable I was so tired I couldn't resist.

Hours later I opened my eyes I was no longer in the boy's body or his room now I was in the living room with him with his parents looking at me with a small innocent smile, They sat with me and explained the whole situation with Charly and his little "gift" Before I could react to all the explanation and say anything I was offered a big wad of cash, and offered to watch it for the entire next weekend Damn if you don't need the money I'd really like to quit.

This routine continued for several months. I came home, Charly stole my body and I fought to get it back and in the end, I got tired Little by little Charly got used to being an adult he started going out in my body with my friends and pretending to be the only advantage I have in Charly's body It's, so I can concentrate on my studies and doing my homework at the university Although it's a bit difficult to get used to using the computer with such short fingers.

This weekend as soon as his parents left Charlie we swapped our bodies he took my car keys and gave me a little kiss on the cheek - I'm sorry shorty I have plans all weekend, so you know what that means mommy I leave food in the fridge and I don't want to see you awake when I get back - hours passed And I had no choice but to bathe, dress and feed Little Charlie's body as if it were my own.

- Oh damn! Charly managed to get into my Instagram again where is he?, I hope he's not drinking again In my body last time I woke up with a huge hangover in some roadside hotel with a naked man next to me, I guess I'll have to charge extra, therefore-

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[creepycrawliesanonymous]

part 1 hehe

It was a mistake trying to give Neiman your phone to control the music in your car. You thought it might make him feel a bit better, but he just waved your hand away, eyes glazing over. Your assumption that he had cried himself dry on the curb outside the music hall was clearly false, sitting shotgun in your car he contained a bottomless pit of anguish. With anyone else you would have said they were being dramatic. If this was Neiman a few months ago you definitely would have said it. A tiny part of your mind, the one that wasn’t being used at this moment, was still saying he was being over dramatic.

Drums, for Christ’s sake. That’s what this was about. You filed that away for another time. Maybe you could get a small laugh out of Andrew with it, at the very least you would get a solid chuckle from yourself.

“Should I call someone?” He flinched at that idea. “Shit, should I take you to the hospital?”

“I really don’t want to go to the hospital.”

“Not what I asked.” You went to grab your phone to plug “hospital” into google maps, but you made the mistake of glancing at Andrew’s patented kicked-puppy eyes. “Fine. But if I notice signs of a concussion, I don’t want to hear any arguments.” You kept your eyes forward, but you heard a sniff and a small “mhmm” from the seat next to you. “Let’s go get pancakes or something. I’m starving.”

The car was, surprisingly enough, not silent as you drove to the nearest IHOP, albeit it contained mostly you talking about random bullshit to fill the air. The last movie you saw in theaters, your friend who recently dyed their hair bright red, how much you hated shoe shopping in middle school, anything that ran through your head was enough. Andrew was notably not crying, which you considered a win, and was gingerly wiping his forehead with some baby wipes you kept in your glove compartment, using his phone camera as a mirror. When you pulled into the parking lot he turned towards you, turning on your half broken overhead light.

“Am I okay?”

“That’s really not for me to say, Neiman.”

“No, like, do I look okay? Did I get all of it?”

You let your eyes sweep over his hairline, noticing the small cut next to his left eyebrow, and the other one next to his ear. You tentatively reached over and pushed his hair from his forehead (so you could get a better look, of course), looking at the growing bruise forming right above his temple. He really didn’t look okay.

“You look fine. Let’s go.”

Depositing him in the booth seat was easy enough. You halfheartedly skimmed through the menu, pretending that you weren’t just going to order the strawberry banana pancakes for the nth time. Andrew was staring down at his menu, unopened, so you reached over and flipped it to the next page. He shot you a glare that didn’t quite reach the rest of his face, but it did enough to remind you that you were supposed to be rivals, and rivals definitely did not get pancakes together after jazz competitions. You were in too deep now. You took a napkin and wiped up some blood that was leaking from his eyebrow.

“I really think I should’ve taken you to a hospital.”

Andrew looked up from his menu, locking eyes with you. He reached up slowly, brushing your hand with his bandaged hand, before quickly dropping it back onto the table, flushing slightly under the fluorescent lights. You pulled your hand back.

“Sorry.”

“It’s okay.”

“This is so weird, I don’t know why I’m acting like this.”

“I just blew snot bubbles in your car, I’m not much better.”

You let out a genuine laugh, and he actually smiled, which only made you smile more.

“Maybe we’re both concussed.”

“I feel like that would explain a lot.”

You reached up and put a hand over your mouth so you wouldn’t let out a snort in front of the late night IHOP regulars. To be honest it wasn’t even all that funny, but the feeling of whatever wall you and Andrew had built between yourselves slowly coming down was making you feel slightly giddy.

“I think I’m just gonna get a milkshake.”

“What?!” You half jokingly slammed your fist down on the table. “We are in the international house of pancakes and your just gonna get a milkshake?”

Looking like a somewhat jovial deer in headlights, Andrew shrugged. “It’s food but I don’t have to eat it.”

“Now you’ve truly lost your mind.”

“I think I’ll vomit if I eat a full pancake.”

“Nausea is a sign of a concussion.” You heaved out a laugh. “I really should have taken you to the hospital.” Now he started laughing with you. “God, I’m so awful.”

“I’m worse.” You noticed how his eyes crinkled when he smiled. “I’m ten times worse. You saw what happened tonight?”

“I did.”

“My family fucking hates me. I broke up with my girlfriend because of drumming.”

“I don’t care.” You’ve never felt this dizzy in your life.

“You don’t?”

“No.”

Andrew’s face looked as if it was gonna split in two with how wide he was smiling. Your cheeks hurt. You took out your wallet and left a couple crumpled up $5 bills on the counter despite having never ordered anything, and stood up to grip Andrew by the arm and lift him from his seat.

“Let’s get you to a hospital.”

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psst a lil something for the girlies and the other jazz sluts

[evas-apartment]

hi it's doomfax, was wondering about your thoughts on Super Mario 64! did you enjoy it overall? would love to hear what you liked or disliked, what worked for you or didn't

I love that game, I've played it so much that I can't even really enjoy it any more tbh, but also if you hated it I'd still love to hear your thoughts on it if you feel like talking about it

Oh, man I've got a lot to say. I hope this is like... readable. EDIT: I just finished writing this, and figured I'd just put all of it behind a readmore, so I don't at all feel bad about how much I write. Also it's my blog. so.. whatever i suppose.

In short, I really liked it! I played the 3D All-Stars Switch version specifically, and I think it holds up pretty well! I liked how..punchy? It is? Most levels are really short, it doesn't take that long to beat, I 100%'ed it, but each star only takes like five minutes each, and I like that. The music is great, all the characters are stylized enough that even through the blocky-ass visuals, things look cute. Some of the locations are nice to look at, but a lot of them look kinda ugly tbh, like it just looks like blocks. I think a location needs a lot of set pieces to be visually interesting, otherwise it just looks bland. Most of DDD, most of WDW, all of RR, most of HMC look really boring, but there's some cool ideas in there. Whereas basically everyone of the first couple levels are more visually striking and interesting, with SOMETHING to remember about them.

The game controls are frankly awesome. It feels like they cemented that first, and built the entire game around it. If Mario controlled just a bit worse, this game wouldn't be nearly as well-remembered cause this is SUCH a true platforming game. Not very many stars rely on anything else other than how well you can control Mario. The only thing that bugs me are more quirks of the physics engine than anything else, and playing Sunshine right after kinda cements my opinions more, in that... the game is just a bit too unforgiving, coming back to it, having never really played it thoroughly before. It's hard to wall-jump, and you HAVE to get good at it. If you don't land on a platform, or the edge of one, you just bonk your head on the side and fall, and probably die. You slide off slopes really easily, it's hard to climb hills, and basically all of these things were fixed in Sunshine, but I can also understand people growing up with 64 and thinking that the movement might be too... easy? robust? something, in Sunshine. Which I don't feel rings as true because I find the "secret" levels in Sunshine to be challenging, but it's also in part to how sparse the level design is in those segments. You're confined just to floating blocks and that's it, but I'm talking about Sunshine here, so I'll digress.

I like the consistency of the level design. Each level has Exactly 7 stars, and one 100 coin star. Each world has 8 red-coins, and you'll get them eventually. If there's something to climb, there's probably a star at the top. If there's a weird new creature in this level, you'll have to interact with it in a weird new way to get a star (penguins, ukikis, eels, you get it). It makes each level feel like extensions of the same world, with the same rules across, which makes the whole game just make more sense, I appreciate that.

The camera is weird. I love the idea of you having a Lakitu cameraperson, but in execution it's hit or miss. I like that there's three different camera options, a platforming game in 1996 didn't have to have that kinda foresight, but it did. But it's like... the Lakitu camera can't rotate, only lock a certain way, the over the shoulder camera follows too closely and it's very easy to get disoriented (for me at least), and locking the camera in place can be great but it's completely locked, and doesn't move at all. I'll say I died a bunch cause the camera didn't do what I wanted it to do, but whatever, it's not unusable, I at least understand the system in place (although in no video game should the camera ever be stuck behind any solid object in the level), and it isn't like SM64 is hard, and lives are pretty generous, and I never even game over'd once in the while 100% playthrough. (a lot more casually generous than SMS)

Overall, I'm glad I played it. I do think it's a very good game, and a hallmark of what gaming could be at a pivotal time in its existence. I can't say if I myself would go back and play it all that much, having completed it, but that isn't to say it has no replay value, I've just had my fill. It was fun. Had some quirks from being a game from back then, but an overall pleasant experience. Some frustrations in the camera, missing some jumps cause of silly reasons, dying on a 100 coin star 80 coins in, falling down a vertical platforming segment and having to come back up, the only consequence being my fucking time being wasted, but that's all part of the game, and nothing ruining, y'know? I could go into even more detail, on any specific points, if you'd like, I love chatting with friends like this. And I appreciate every ask I get (within reason lol)

Thank you for sending this! I love giving my opinions on things like this lol, feel free to ask more stuff!