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#and then i would’ve hated myself for being a pickme. like. i just wasn’t in the mood lmao
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I have a long and varied list of regrets, but possibly the funniest one is the time my former flatmate had a friend over and I saw that he was hot so I went “not today Satan” and hid in my bedroom until he left
#i was fucking.. cooking my dinner and sb walked in with this man who had to be at least 6’3 and looked like someone had tried to build him
#to fit my specifications for an ideal boyfriend. not like.. ridiculously good looking or anything but he had nice hair and a kind face
#and i immediately thought ‘oh no’ and then sb introduced me to him and he said ‘hi ellen nice to meet you’ and i babbled some similar words
#and took my food and left. and i could hear that everyone else was hanging out downstairs and drinking but i was just like.. no
#not today satan. i don’t want to know what the deal is with this man. i just don’t
#i did have to pack for easter break anyway (i was literally leaving early the next morning) so i used that as my excuse
#but like. realistically i just looked a perfectly nice man in the face and just thought ‘i can’t do this. i’m not simping tonight’
#because the thing is; i have this curse on me where romance simply does not happen to me. so it would’ve been a complete waste of time
#i can tell you exactly what happened in the parallel universe where i went down to the living room to talk to him
#and it is SWEET FUCK ALL
#i would’ve spent the whole night pathetically trying to impress him and failing miserably because i’m literally not impressive
#and then i would’ve hated myself for being a pickme. like. i just wasn’t in the mood lmao
#it’s still something i would list as a regret because like.. who knows if god sent that man to me and he was supposed to be my soulmate
#i do feel like when i die god is going to send me to hell for stuff like this. he’s going to be like ‘you LITERALLY didn’t have to leave
#your house… i was sending men to you and you just ignored them’
#you should’ve made me better at flirting with people i actually like then. that’s all i can say
#personal
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