#and then on Feb 15th Hunk was like

[hailqiqi]

Sunshine and Phone Lines

I’m not dead!  I wasn’t going to write anything for Valentine’s this year (apart from a gift fic from last year) but then someone was talking about a real life situation and...tada! My first AU was born.

1,291 words of pointless fluff.

Dedicated to @cgf-kat. She knows why.

BTW, this is what my fics and titles look like when I’ve had no beta help or title help whatsoever, and only a vague notion of a fic with no ending in mind. Just a warning.

One…

Was the drumming of her fingertips on her desk bothering Nadia? A quick peek showed it wasn’t. Good. Then she could focus on trying not to bite her lip and being, y’know, normal.

Two…

For crying out loud. Her breath was in her throat, her heart was racing, and her deodorant was fighting a losing battle as the seconds dragged on. Why?!

Three…

What was taking him so long?

At twenty-five, she was way too old for this. All this heart-pounding, weak-kneed, teenage bull could go back to high school where it belonged. Katie was a professional, dammit.

Four…

She’d never even met the guy. All she had to go on was his stupid voice and it wasn’t like it was particularly sexy. Now, if he’d sounded more like Matt Mercer, Katie would be more okay with it, and at least—

“Good afternoon, Precision Assay, Accounts Division. Lance speaking.”

She did not squeak, though Nadia raised an eyebrow at the sound of her chair hitting the desk.

“Good afternoon! This is Katie from Altea R&D, how are you?”

“Katie!” The professionalism in his tone melted immediately into something that warmed her cheeks and had her sitting up straighter. “I’m doing great! Better now I’ve heard your lovely voice. How are things with you?”

“Good, good!” she replied, leaning back as the butterflies cartwheeled through her stomach. “It’s uh…—” her eyes flicked to the window across the room— “it’s nice weather we’ve been having!”

A snort from her deskmate, and Katie wanted to die. Nice weather? What the heck am I, fifty? No, even fifty-year-olds have more game than that.

Lance chuckled. “Yeah, it’s nice not to be freezing to death in February for once.”

“Right!” she agreed, much too enthusiastically, then immediately lowered her forehead to her desk as quietly as she could. What the heck was she doing?

An awkward silence followed, and Katie prayed briefly for the weather to turn so she could freeze to death on the walk home. Anything to help her forget this stupid, stupid—

“So, uh, how can I help you? Not that I don’t mind you calling to talk about the weather, but…”

“Oh! Oh, right!” Right, she was a research lead with a schedule and requirements and was calling for a reason other than talking to the stupid friendly guy from accounts. Lance waited patiently as she took a deep breath to centre herself (he was probably used to it. Ugh. He must have thought she was the world’s biggest airhead), and Katie was impressed with her professional tone when she finally spoke.

“I was just calling to inquire about our last order for the radiation chromometer. Do you have a confirmed dispatch date that you can give me?”

See? I’m an adult. Look at me being all business and not a stupid teenager with a crush.

Lance’s reply was equally business-like.

“I believe we do, but I’ll need to double-check. Hold on a moment…” The sound of tapping travelled down the line. “Ah, here we go! Everything’s confirmed on our end; you’re scheduled to receive it on the 14th February. Valentine’s Day!” He laughed, and Katie smiled weakly, even though he wouldn’t see it. “I’ll put a note for the delivery driver to call you once they’ve left the depot, so we won’t have a repeat of last time. Unless you’re taking that day off...?”

“No, no, I’ll be here,” she answered quickly, waving a hand at the phone. “It’s not like I have anything better to do.”

There was that blind date Hunk had set her up on with one of his friends, but she had half a mind to cancel anyway. He was probably some buff guy in a suit who sounded like Matt Mercer and Katie apparently only liked ridiculously hot men who were way too old for her (and gay) or faceless phone guys who used emojis in their business emails and sounded like they huffed helium on a daily basis.

(Apart from that one time in the morning where his voice had been all gruff and husky and oh my God—)

“So, uh,” Lance started, thankfully cutting in before she could go too far down memory lane, “I know it’s really unprofessional, and please don’t feel like you have any obligation to say yes, but, um, if you’re not doing anything that night, would you mind, uh…”

He trailed off, voice hesitant, and the realisation hit Katie like a tonne of bricks.

“Are you asking me out on a date?”

Her stunned whisper was met with a shriek from across the table.

“Oh my God, is your phone crush asking you out on a date?! No way!”

Her gaze whipped up, cheeks burning, only to find her co-worker leaning across her desk, screen pushed aside and eyes bright with glee as she unashamedly focused all of her attention on Katie’s conversation.

“Phone crush, huh?” Lance chuckled low, drawing her attention back to the phone. There was an unfamiliar smoothness to his tone, and Katie frowned. “Well if that’s the case, shouldn’t you be asking me?”

She really wanted to throttle Nadia. “I will hang up on you, Lance.”

“No! No, don’t do that!” Panic shot through his voice and she had to bite back a laugh. “But does that mean you’ll say yes? Because I gotta admit I’d really like to get to know the woman behind the snarky wit and clever e-mails.”

“Snarky wit and clever e-mails, huh?” Katie repeated, unable to keep the smile from her features. “I mean, I was meant to go out on a blind date—”

“—Oh, me too—”

“—but if it’s between a guy I don’t know or a guy I’ve never met but who’s e-mails always make me smile, I’d rather take the latter.”

“Yeah?”

Katie could hear the smile in his voice and it made her duck her head, cheeks warming. “Yeah.”

“Great! Great! So um, I guess I better give you my actual number…”

 -----

 Twenty minutes later and it turned out that Lance used more emojis in his text than in his emails and was, in fact, a decently buff guy in a suit (helium-huffing notwithstanding). Even Nadia had approved, and had taken it upon herself to help Katie pick a decent photo to send back when Katie’s phone buzzed again.

Nadia made a sound of delight and Katie lunged for the phone, swearing when the older woman side-stepped just out of her reach. “Ah-hah-hah, let’s see what Loverboy has sent… Aww, it’s from some guy named Hunk.”

Katie blinked. “Hunk? What does he say?”

“Sorry Pidge — who the heck is Pidge? — but my friend just cancelled for V-Day. I’ll see if I can set you guys up next time, and if you don’t have a date I’ll make you dinner for Galentine’s Day, ok?”

“Oh,” Katie said, letting out a sigh of relief. “Good, that means I don’t have to think of an excuse to cancel.”

She gestured for the phone and Nadia handed it over, rolling her eyes as she said, “Still. Don’t you feel like you got dumped?”

“By a guy I haven’t even met?” she asked, tabbing back to Lance’s texts, selecting the photo and hitting ‘Send’.

“Yeah! You should be cancelling on him, not the other way round.”

“It doesn’t bother me.” Her phone buzzed with his reply: can’t decide if u’re cute or beautiful or sexy or all 3. Can’t wait to meet u, either way.

Lance was cheesy, dorky and was definitely not a master of written communication, but none of that could stop the smile from stealing across her face as she re-read their short conversation. “I like the one I’ve got.”

[feilongfan]

Showmance or Not, I am here for Zanning

Since announcing his divorce from Jenna Dewan in 2018, Channing's movie career was put on hold for three to four years by now. This year we finally saw his cameo performance in Ryan Reynolds' "Free Guy". During the last few years, he has been making decent money from Magic Mike Live shows around the world, settling his divorce with Dewan (not a smooth process), had an on-and-off relationship with British singer Jessie J for about two years, signed up with a new talent agency. Since the fall of 2020, he has published a children's book (which will probably be made into a movie), completed filming two movies - "Dog" (co-directed by him and Reid Carolin) and "The Lost City (originally titled ‘The Lost City of D’)" with Sandra Bullock. Both movies are scheduled for release in the spring of 2022. So hopefully they can have commercial success.

Making a comeback is not easy in Hollywood, even you are a white male hunk. Anyway, in the last two weeks, we were blessed with Paparazzi photos of a hot new potential couple "Zanning" (Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum). The two were first rumored to be dating on January 2nd, 2021. At that time Zoë just filed for divorce on Dec. 23, 2020. Their publicists quickly shot down the dating rumor and claimed they were working on a project. On June 15th, we found out that Zoë would become a first-time director. She co-wroted a script titled "Pussy Island" and cast Channing to play the leading role - a philanthropist and tech mogul. Anyway, it seems Channing was attracted to this project because big studios would never cast him for such a role. Also I bet working with Zoë is a big motivation. Two months later, after Channing wrapped up filming on "The Lost City" in Dominican Republic, he declared that it was "time for all the things. Mine time. Getting back to me before the next creative adventure into someone and somewhere else. I am so happy and easy right now. Breathing and gonna indulge in this life I've been blessed with. Be easy."

Then BOOM!, starting from August 18th, he was photographed with Zoe Kravitz in NYC almost daily and even once in upstate New York (Saugerties, NY). Judging from social media reactions, most people are loving it because they do look good together. Channing has been through ups and downs in the last decade. For quite some time, his more traditional appeal has been mocked by newer generations partially because he seems to attract horny middle-aged women most. Even when he got back in shape while dating Jessie J, there were not such positive reactions. But look at Zanning, they are hot!

Of course some are saying this is a PR stunt. Well, both of them are single. If this type of PR stunts are good for them personally and professionally, why not? It is not like they're hurting anyone, right? I am here for more Zanning. In the next few weeks, there will be more professional news from them. Zoe is the next onscreen Catwoman in the upcoming Batman movie starring Robert Pattinson. There was a screening a few days ago, some DC fans are very hyped. Also last week Channing's "Dog" movie trailer was shown at Cinemacon, I hope the trailer will be available on social media soon. It is scheduled to be released on Feb. 18th, 2021.

I am excited for a joyride of Tatum 2.0. Good luck Chan!

[rpdwong]

New Details About Ghost Survivor, Releasing on Feb 15th

We don’t have to wait much more (some of you might’ve even played it already, depending on time zones), but there’s more info about the new Ghost Survivors mode and the three characters it features.

From the official Play Station Blog:

No Time to Mourn features Robert Kendo, owner of the famous (and aptly named) Gun Shop Kendo. Those who have played the game may already know how his sad tale ends, but in The Ghost Survivors, he’s given a second chance when an old friend with a helicopter radios in to pick him up. Packing up what weapons he can, Kendo sets out into the streets to seek a way out from the infected city. On his way, a new type of poisonous zombie stands between him and freedom.

Way before the events of Resident Evil 2 took place, the fate of the mayor’s daughter, Katherine, was already sealed. In Runaway, her story takes her down a very different path. Seeking to escape Raccoon City with a certain someone, Katherine Warren must navigate the streets while avoiding a strangely mutated type of zombie that can only be stopped with particularly powerful ammunition. Play carefully, and you might survive.

Out of the shadows comes a forgotten U.S.S. agent. Thought to have been wiped out with his squad, the appropriately named Ghost makes his debut in Forgotten Soldier. Deep within the laboratory underneath the city, another soldier (besides Hunk) attempts his escape. Having to deal with hordes of monsters is bad enough, but what do you do when they’re covered in armor? This especially challenging scenario will put even The 4th Survivor veterans to the test.

This mode has been compared to The 4th Survivor, although there seems to be a few differences. Meaning: you can find objects, but thet will only show up in vending machines and zombies who carry backpacks. New achievements/trophies will be added and we will also have the chance to collect accessories, like a tiger mask or a “cuddly raccoon that sits on your character’s head”.

(I know this is probably intended for the Ghost Survivor mode only, but... can you imagine playing through the main game with Leon and Claire wearing a tiny raccoon on their heads? CUTENESS OVERLOAD.)

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Klance V-Day Unofficial Fic Recs

Who said Valentine’s Day is only on Feb 14th? For people in love, every day is a day for celebrating love.

With that in mind, below the cut are 49 fics about Keith and Lance and how they celebrate V-day.

As always, read at your discretion. :)

Happy Reading!

every day is valentine's day with you - ImotoChan 

Word Count: 1, 022

Summary: Keith doesn't really understand Valentine's Day. He's always thought that, well, if you're going to love a person, why not treat them amazing every day? Why only do something special because of what day of the month it is?

(Nevertheless, every day with Lance is special.)

It Ended on Valentine's Day - yukiawison

Word Count: 2, 781

Summary: It started with ridiculously late movers and a box of pizza. 

Lion Dance - Blackwolfrider

Word Count: 756

Summary: Where the boys are part of a lion dance troupe, probably in Singapore. :D

A fluffy Valentine's Day fic.

Timeless - SpaceMallCops (LordZarcock)

Word Count: 1, 024

Summary: Keith and Lance's love lasts for years, and they cherish every Valentine's day. 

Settle The Score - cupandtea

Word Count: 559

Summary: Keith tries to do something sweet for Lance. 

The Best Laid Plans - Methoxyethane

Word Count: 4, 072

Summary: Keith was beginning to get the feeling that Lance had never had any intentions of taking Allura on this date in the first place. 

Say You'll Be Mine - shimcko

Word Count: 2, 745

Summary: It's Valentine's Day, and Lance McClain thinks it's finally time to do something about his crush on Keith Kogane. Call asking a guy out in Valentine’s day cliché, but the guy who still relied on lame one-liners and finger-guns as a main method of flirting until about a month ago would never even begin to think so. 

Cards and Confessions - jaspeada0928

Word Count: 2, 043

Summary: Lance proposes to celebrate Valentine's day to lift the team's humor. Something as simple as giving cards can lead to some more complicated things. 

Stuck In My Mind - VanamesGurl

Word Count: 1, 181

Summary: Happy Valentine's Day!! Here's some soft klance 

the best dates involve blanket nests and pizza - meh12

Word Count: 5, 418

Summary: Keith and Lance are ~*in love*~ and it's Valentine's Day.

Pidge and Hunk help Lance because he is bad at subtlety.

Rose Petals - okay_klepto

Word Count: 790

Summary: It's Valentine's Day, so Keith tries to be romantic, but his plans backfire at the last minute. Luckily, Lance has a knack for always making things a little bit better.

Or in which space roses end up not actually being space roses.

Chocolate Over Sunrise - just_plain_fanfics

Word Count: 1, 728

Summary: some cute valentine's day fluff <3 

La demande - Watachan

Word Count: 1, 237

Summary: Lance is going to ask Keith to marry him on Valentine's Day. 

February 15th - tell_tale_heart

Word Count: 7, 806

Summary: Lance decides to surprise Keith on Valentine's Day with a dinner he has made himself, but it does not go as planned.

And the next day is even better.

Kiss me you dork - VinVictory

Word Count: 5, 140

Summary: Keith scoffs, "I am offended that you wouldn't think that I could have thought of it myself. Also, I already work down at the restaurant, the least you can do is cook me breakfast before I leave for work."

"Oh, come on! I'm used to people cooking for me."

"One day, that's going to get you poisoned Lance."

"Not with the right people, it won't." He hesitates, "You didn't put poison in these pancakes now, did you?"

"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't."

"KEITH!"

W A V E - DamnKlance

Word Count: 8, 592

Summary: Happy V Day;) 

Give Me Your Heart - Pink_hair_revolution

Word Count: 1, 960

Summary: Today’s the day. Lance is gonna give Keith his heart. His Valentine’s day heart, that is. 

Lance's secret Valentine - Tahemalie

Word Count: 7, 929

Summary: Lance noticed people have been acting strange lately, and today is the day he will find out why that is. 

Feelings and Other Misfortunes - epiproctan

Word Count: 2, 501

Summary: Lance is crushing hard. It's too bad this relationship is just about sex...right? 

a moment, a song - kagshina

Word Count: 5, 286

Summary: “I’m about to make your day,” Lance tells him with far more confidence than he’s currently feeling. Confusion only twists further in Keith’s face, but he indulges.

“And how are you going to do that?”

Lance figures there's no point in dragging this on, this is a pull the bandaid off fast sort of situation, so he simply says, “By asking you to the Valentine’s dance.”

Remotely Intimate - noodlerdoodler

Word Count: 1, 674

Summary: "You didn't say we were going to do anything for Valentines." He brushed the leaves from Lance's shoulders, "If you'd said so, I would have gone out and got something for you." 

Paper Chain Hearts - DLanaDHZ

Word Count: 8, 707

Summary: Allura doesn't understand this Earth custom called Valentines, but she's determined to understand after she finds Lance stressing out about it. For his part, Lance was doing Just Fine about the whole deal until Keith decided to return for the occasion. 

bubbly - albino_yeti

Word Count: 2, 827

Summary: It's unbelievable just how lucky Keith is that he gets to date Lance. 

White Chocolate - charlaXOyates

Word Count: 15, 639

Summary: “You make my heart melt, because you’re so hot~”

Keith stared at the paper with lines under his eyes, a small, chocolate heart in his other hand.

In which Keith continuously finds messages with weird pick up lines and chocolates popping up in front of his room and Lance denies having any connection to it. Meanwhile, Valentine's Day approaches.

All yours - TheRandomCookie

Word Count: 2, 979

Summary: Keith and Lance were dealing with their hidden feeling for each other. When Valentine's day comes, Allura takes the team to a planet in their alliance.

The Queen of said planet casts a spell on the two

tear in my heart - cosmicxya

Word Count: 1, 422

Summary: “It’s February,” Lance repeats slowly.

“Yep,” Pidge says with barely restrained glee. And fuck, Keith is sweating.

---

or: pidge sucks at getting revenge.

The Sweetest Thing - jedimasterkat

Word Count: 983

Summary: “Hey Sharpshooter, what’s got you down on a day like today?” Lance swiveled around violently to the voice behind him.

“KEITH!? I’ve been looking for you everywhere!! Where have you been all day??” Lance stood quickly and grabbed Keith by his shoulders. Keith’s eyes had widened at his outburst, but it was quickly replaced by a sly smile. He slowly reached up and grabbed Lance’s hands before turning and pulling him lightly behind him.

“Come on and I’ll show you.” Lance looked at the back of Keith’s head quizzically as he let himself be pulled along by the red paladin.

Be My Valentine? - subtlehysteria

Word Count: 5, 775

Summary: The overhead lights blinked on, causing dots to dance across Lance’s vision. Once his eyes had adjusted, Lance slowly peaked over the edge of his bed. He looked down hesitantly only to find flower petals.

Hundreds of them.

“What the…”

Its Keith's and Lance's one year anniversary/Valentine's Day. Lance is not prepared.

Valentine Coffee (Klance) - MagiRabe

Word Count: 948

Summary: Lance is mourning his lack of romance when things take a turn for the better. 

Gun Touches Sword - RobinLoptyr (Umbramatic)

Word Count: 2, 756

Summary: Lance tries to hide the secret of his sexuality from Keith, who he's convinced will make fun of him for it. Unfortunately, this proves harder than he expects. 

the tide of blossom - terushimas

Word Count: 2, 550

Summary: It’s Valentine’s day, and this time Lance is going to get it right and finally spend the holiday happy and full of romance, preferably with Keith. How to win a person’s heart on this holiday? Easy: flowers. 

You are the Best Thing (that’s ever been mine) - DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee

Word Count: 1, 976

Summary: “You two are the most pathetically in love people I know – how the fuck do you forget Valetnines’ Day?” Pidge demands from where she leans through the dumbwaiter window.

“Maybe we’re adults who don’t buy into Hallmark holidays, Pidge.” "Lance, you made us celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day one year. I think all the evidence indicates you fully endorse Hallmark holidays.”

Keith and Lance forget Valentines' Day. (takes place their first year of marriage)

you can't really plan love - mooniisu

Word Count: 7, 160

Summary: “Well, eh.” He shuffled his hair “Oh I got it. Valentine's day is in like, three weeks back on earth? So, you get this three weeks to do a lot of cool stuff with Keith! Get closer to him, look attractive, show him your talents! And then, by vday he will be head over heels for you. So you just have to confess and bam! A space boyfriend for Lance!”

or

Lance is trying to impress Keith. The plan doesn't really work, except that it does.

...Dead Sea Minerals? - melodicmermaid

Word Count: 2, 651

Summary: Lance is running out of his face masks and has given up on expecting to replenish his stock. Keith decides to fix the problem. 

and all this devotion (was rushing out of me) - Talinor

Word Count: 1, 520

Summary: So he had a couple hours before Lance was fully up to try and come up with something. Should he try for something big? Lance certainly deserved it, but what could he possibly do? He wanted something meaningful, something special for the most special person in the universe. 

Puppy Love - ArtistFox

Word Count: 10, 790

Summary: Blue is a simple dog, with simple needs: walks, food, love- and her human always made sure she got just that. So that's why when her human starts to loose some of his happiness, Blue is determined to help him get it back. She has a plan; find a human that has The Look whenever they see her human, get that human to meet and fall in love with her own human, and get her human's happiness back. It's so simple! Yet, what's a dog to do when all the humans around her are clumsy idiots? 

you better go now - sheithkeef

Word Count: 8, 344

Summary: Keith: cautious and fearful after his last relationship with good reason, despite what he tells himself.

Lance: inattentive, naive, and too distant from the real world for his own good.

Perhaps, this meeting should have occurred sooner. Because wow does Keith wanna kiss Lance.

this love has a heartbeat - ashmes

Word Count: 6, 900

Summary: Keith has never really paid any mind to grand romantic gestures, let alone big celebrations and days dedicated to them. It didn’t make sense to him back then on Earth, still doesn’t make sense to him now that they’ve all been invited to the Festival of Love. 

--

Or, Keith and Lance have a date that isn't really a date, until it is.

White Pine - Quiddity

Word Count: 3, 829

Summary: Lance is thinking about Keith a lot. Like. A lot. Like he snuck Cocoa home with him a couple nights this week. That he’d set her on his entertainment system just above his tv. That he’d had to restart his episode of Parks and Rec twice over because he kept thinking about Keith bent over a single piece of dark wood. Hours and hours of shaping, sanding, and polishing, bringing life out of wood grain and dust. A work of tenacity and devotion.

Lance works in a craft store. Keith is volunteered to teach a class on wood carving. Lance is absolutely smitten.

You make my sky blue - binlar_lover

Word Count: 2, 101

Summary: When Keith agreed to go out that night he didn't expect to find his soulmate 

gooey - lyssy

Word Count: 8, 486

Summary: If Lance only knew the extent of Keith's longing for him. In that moment, he cursed himself for being too stubborn to admit he wasn't sharp enough to express in words how exactly he felt about Lance.

'I love you' was just too easy of a confession. So Keith decided to talk with his body instead.

Letters and Love (Shouldn't Mix) - orphan_account

Word Count: 1, 077

Summary: Sometimes, people bottle up their feelings. Literally.

(Or, in which Lance writes down little thoughts he has about Keith and keeps them in a box where he can hide them away and not think about them. It doesn't work.)

Water Cools - bluphacelia

Word Count: 2, 619

Summary: Headlights skated across the back wall as a car drove past. The light dove through the tiny slit in the curtains before plunging the room back into darkness. Keith stifled a yawn and attempted a stretch, only to elicit a low groan from his left as the bed dipped under his weight. He turned toward the sound, hand snaking over to flick away a stray curl, hand hovering over Lance's sleeping face. -- Keith is just trying to do something nice for Lance. Really. 

Fire Burns - bluphacelia

Word Count: 1, 299

Summary: Lance felt himself float toward consciousness. His mind drifted, in and out, finally focusing on the feel of sheets beneath him and the cold, slowly creeping up his bare shoulders. He sniffed once and rolled onto his stomach, hand reflexively moving toward the signature warmth to his right. His fingers pushed through the blanket -- only to find more cold and empty sheets. Lance breathed in and lifted his head, eyes opening for a microsecond only to confirm that yes, he was alone in bed. -- Lance gets woken up in a most unexpected way 

Your image is not enough - BleuSarcelle, Queerklancing

Word Count: 1, 978

Summary: “Lance.”

Keith’s voice is in his head, loud and clear. But something is different. He sounds breathless, choked up and – Oh.

Lance’s cheeks start burning when he hears the distinct sound of a rich moan vibrating in his mind. A shiver runs through Lance’s body, heat pooling in the pit of his stomach.

“Oh my god,” Lance croaks and presses a hand to his mouth.

Coffee Days - Snoop_Kat

Word Count: 4, 158

Summary: Keith goes to the cafe everyday for two reasons 1) Because the coffee is surprisingly good and 2) The barista.

In other words Keith is a pinning mess and doesn't think he has a chance.

took the words right out of my mouth - FableButt

Word Count: 10, 868

Summary: Lance has been talking to his online friend Keith for years. Things start getting strange as he plans to finally go visit his favorite desert dwelling weirdo. 

It's always you, isn't it? - DidiNyx

Word Count: 3, 597

Summary: Lance is head-over-heels in love... but with his rival, someone he swore he'd hate....

* Keith doesn't know who to trust, and becomes increasingly frustrated that he finds himself longing for a certain blue paladin, in some ways more than others...

OR Lance is a mess, Keith is bad with feelings, that usual Voltron trope, w/ references of season five. Happy (late) Valentine's Day fam.

Talk Too Much - vtheadorkable

Word Count: 16, 406

Summary: “Cats really are pawsome,” Lance said, chuckling. Keith rolled his eyes. “Please don't, Lance. You're brain cells don't appreciate you doing that.” Secretly, Keith liked it when Lance made up shitty puns because his friend looked so happy when he did. “Why not? My puns are actually quite purrfect, mullet man. And my brain cells are perfectly alright. I even named them.” Keith huffed. “And that's only possible because you can count them on one hand.”

or

The College AU no one asked for.