#and they’re in LOVEEEE

[clown-eating-pig]

Throwing my hat in the “what animals would jmart be” ring and saying that Jon would be a cornish rex, and Martin would be an orange maine coon 😌

[ice-cold-eye]

nothing to see here 🙂‍↔️

[winchester101]

New egghead op revived me

[phovaries]

oh sure

VIDEO TRANSCRIPT

P: Yes.

D: And then all of a sudden, I’m rolling around on the floor with you, looking like I’ve had a bag of catnip.

[burirammin]

She’s here and she’s beautiful 😭💕 (my hand for scale)

[sorrydetka]

my blorbos of all time

[hanasnx]

girls how do yall keep your tube tops up. is it tits. are those required

[lpsotd]

💙

[mistysgardenn]

i was randomly thinking. what would the ushers be like on your birthday (imagine you’re their friend or s/o or something)

perry: sorry you’re getting a designated orgy. he means well and at least he would try to be sweet…! he’d probably end up getting distracted by the party though. i’d like to think he’d make extra time for you on your birthday of all days but it’s a 50/50 chance i fear. he’d definitely apologize and try to make it up to you. if he does remember, he’d invite you over to his apartment for dinner and tv with some friends

camille: this woman is not acknowledging it at all. however, when you go to your desk, there’s a cute little cake and a gift she picked out for you (it was something you’d mentioned wanting in passing; she remembered). when you go to ask her about it and thank her, she threatens to sue you for breaching some random clause on some random nda. as you leave the room you catch a glimpse of her smiling though… she’s a softie deep down and i’m dying on that hill

leo: i can see him being thoughtful and caring when the day comes around. he understands what it’s like to be overlooked so he’d make sure to throw a huge party for you and make you the star of the show. i already know he’s inviting all your friends and family. the only downside to all this is that there would be a ton of drugs, which is on brand for him. he’d probably get hella stoned but hey at least it’ll be a fun party!

victorine: she’s too busy at work to do anything really special. i can see her maybe calling to wish you happy birthday; she’d definitely get you a gift and a cake, though. after she gets off work you two might have a nice dinner but she’d mostly talk about her day and complain about clinical trial guidelines, but you’re used to it by now…

tamerlane: surprisingly, she’d be really sweet about it. yes she’d be intense, but her usual energy would translate perfectly into a passion for making sure you have a great birthday. you’d do a variety of activities together and she’d probably show you off to anyone she could find. still, she’d be extremely sharp-tongued with anyone who gets in the way of your birthday dinner (those poor waiters…)

frederick: there’s a lot to unpack here. we know he cared a lot for his family before everything went downhill, so honestly he’d probably devote a lot of time to your birthday festivities. he’d get you a super fancy cake and decorate his (insanely big) house with a lot of decorations! honestly he’s a really sweet guy who got corrupted by… a lot of things. but he does care as long as you don’t betray his trust

madeline: i think she would be fairly normal. you’d get a call or text wishing you well, and you’d find a cake and gift delivered to your home. she’d invite you out for a nice, private candlelit dinner, but that’s the extent of the festivities. i can’t see her wanting to do anything flashy; she’d like you to herself and to make sure everything around the two of you is under her control

roderick: the bare minimum. the only reason he’d go out of his way to give you a cake or anything is to make himself look good in the public eye… if it’d make a good news story, expect the most expensive cake money can buy. otherwise you’d get a text if you’re lucky. a birthday dinner is stretching it but maybe if he’s in a good mood he’d take you somewhere nice

not technically an usher but i love her too much to exclude her so here’s a bonus

verna: a birthday spent with verna would undoubtedly be the best you’ve ever had. like… she’s been everywhere and done everything. she’d know exactly what you’d like and make sure to tailor it to your preferences. quite literally, the sky is the limit. but, at the end of the day, you’d get to spend some quality time with her doing whatever you enjoy—maybe a cozy dinner or something along those lines

[rynliadon]

the level of obsessed i am with syril and dedra cannot be understated they make me actually insane

[cupiidzbow]

sorry I hope yall don’t mind me monkey ball posting rn but I love scouring the jp smb twitter they have the CUTEST art of them oh my god ……….

[philsbrownquiff]

I might start more joint bank account rumors with how often Phil is promoting Dans stuff on AmazingPhil

[ice-cold-eye]

Ugh… the way she looks at her 🥹

[callie-cyxq]

I love just thinking about Chongyun & Xingqiu holding each other and smiling, just being happy and deeply in love^^

[jentonic]

Hi!!!

What is your favorite dialogue you’ve written so far?

AHHHHHHHHHH i love love loooooveeee all of mjjw interactions although i think their individual inner dialogues are FUNNIER and more insightful than what they actually Say to each other, however im gonna stick with jongwoo’s monologue from chapter 9 because i really really liked writing that 😈

[abiding-artist]

AU where geto and gojo are horses

-

There is context to this I promise.