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[minglana]

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[rogershoe]

Lights, Camera, Action

Part sixteen

(Part fifteen)

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Summary: You’re a production assistant on the set of Cursed. The night before your first day at work, you opened your laptop to shockingly realise you’d be working with Daniel Sharman (and a plethora of other amazing actors), someone you’d been watching on screen since you were a teenager. You kept your expectations low, the PAs rarely got to interact with the talent…what was your chance?

Word count: 4.1k

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Warnings: age gap between reader and Daniel, swearing, slow burn

Notes: I hope you guys enjoy this chap! It’s also all over the fucking place but ti was still fun to write lmaooo. Thank you so so so so much again for all the likes/comments/messages. They honestly mean the world <3

September 29th, Sunday

10:47 am

It had been more than a week since you had properly met Grace. You’d gotten quite used to her thankfully. It hurt, but it was more like a dull throb most of the time, instead of dramatic pangs of pain every time you saw him being affectionate with her. You had met Daniel a couple of times in the past few days though.

You were still in bed, not having the energy to get out. Your phone rang, Daniel’s name on the screen. You smiled, clearing your throat and picking it up. Your voice was extra raspy in the morning.

“Hello?” you said, putting it on speaker. You didn’t have the energy to hold it to your ear.

“Hey, how’re you doing?” he asked.

“Good, still in bed” you admitted.

“I could tell” he laughed.

“So, what’s up?” you asked. He wasn’t one to call just because he was bored, especially at 11:00 am on a Sunday.

“It’s time” he said, sounding proud.

“Time for what?” you laughed.

“Time for me to get a dog” he said.

Your eyes widened, a smile growing on your face, “Really?”

“Yep, I’m thinking of going to the shelter today”

“Can I come?” you said excitedly, not even thinking. 

“Yeah sure” he said

“Thanks…I hope I won’t be intruding?” you said, suddenly remembering Grace.

“No, I was planning on going alone anyways”

“What about Grace?”

“I asked her but she had a shoot unfortunately” he sighed.

“Ohh okay” you said, trying to match his solemn tone.

“Anyways, you wanna drive over? Then we can just go together” he said.

“Yeah sure I’ll be there an in hour”

12:11 pm

You were sitting on the couch in Daniel’s living room, CNN on the TV. He was in the bathroom.

You got up, going into his kitchen and looking at the various things. You also spotted a painting near his dining table in a different room that looked really similar to the ones at his Mom’s house.

“Boo” someone whispered in your ear as you were admiring the painting, sending shivers down your spine. You yelped loudly turning around.

“It’s too easy to scare you” Daniel said laughing and leaning against the table.

“God” you said, putting a hand on your heart, “Did your mom paint that?” you asked, pointing at the painting.

“Yeah she did” he said, looking at it too. You nodded.

“You ready to go?” you asked, walking back into the living room. You grabbed your wallet and phone.

“Someone’s in a hurry” he laughed.

“I’m just excited to see the doggies” you said, smiling.

“Also look at this” he said. You followed him into the guest room. It was full of dog supplies. There was a dog bed, dog toys, food/water bowls, a large crate, leashes, brushes and even shampoo.

You laughed, “You’re really prepared aren’t you?”

“Yeah, got it all this morning” he beamed.

12:32 pm

As you guys entered the West Los Angeles Animal Shelter, you couldn’t wait to see the animals.

Daniel put his phone into his pocket, walking up to the front desk. He had booked an appointment  beforehand and talked to the lady at the front desk for a minute before she led you into the back.

There were multiple large cages inside the shelter but some were outside too, with large grounds for the animals to be let out in. There were a few other people there. You looked at the many dogs in the cages for a few minutes before the lady spoke.

“Any specific age or breed you’re looking for?” the lady asked Daniel.

“No not really” He said shaking his head slowly, “Just one question” he said, turning towards her, “Which one’s been here the longest?”

You smiled….he was too perfect.

She thought for a second, before walking to one of the cages, “He’s almost been here for a year” she said. Inside was a cute labradoodle.

“How old is he?” Daniel said, squatting next to the cage.

“We got him when he was a puppy, he’s probably a year and a half. Very gentle and friendly” she said.

Daniel touched his hand to the cage, letting the tips of his fingers inside. The dog came over to him, cautiously sniffing at his hand.

“Would you guys like a few minutes alone with him? I could let him out” she asked.

Daniel nodded, “Yeah sure”

She opened the cage, the dog quickly came outside and went up to her. You hadn’t even noticed but she had a long leash in her hand and attached it to his collar, before tying it around a pole.

“He’ll follow me if I don’t” she explained.

“Thanks” Daniel said, as she walked inside.

“He’s adorable” you said, bending down to let the dog smell you.

Daniel pet him around the ears, sitting on the grass with him. You did the same.

“I know right” Daniel said, laughing as the dog licked his arm.

You spent almost ten minutes with him and the dog, the time flying by.

“He’s really friendly too” you commented, “Great nature”

“Yeah, he’s perfect”

“Do you wanna look at any of the others?” you asked, just in case.

“Umm” he said, cocking his head at the dog, “I don’t think so…I wanna take him home”

You smiled. “Right choice”

“You like him too?”

“Yeah I love him” you said honestly, rubbing the dog’s tummy as he laid down on his side.

You went inside to call the lady, and in another fifteen minutes you were driving Daniel’s car back to his house, him sitting with the dog at the back.

“What’re you gonna name him?” you asked, looking into the rearview mirror.

“Ricky” he said. He’d definitely thought about this before.

“Cute” you said, smiling.

Daniel opened the window and Ricky stuck his head out, his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Daniel was holding his leash.

You grinned unintentionally when you saw him (Ricky). Today was a good day.

1:05 pm

When Daniel opened the door to his house and you guys walked in, the first thing you noticed were Grace’s shoes in the entrance. Daniel went into the living room, the end of Ricky’s leash in his hand. The dog was friendly and constantly wagging his tail as he sniffed around the house.

“Oh, hey” you heard Daniel’s (happy) voice from the living room.

“Oh my God, he’s adorable!” you heard Grace’s excited voice.

You entered the living room to see Grace standing by the couch and you could’ve sworn there was a flash of confusion on her face as she saw you.

“Hey, Y/N” she said, sitting back down.

“Hey, how was your shoot?” you said, putting your phone and wallet on the kitchen island.

“It was good” she smiled. Daniel was nowhere to be seen and you assumed he had gone to show Ricky around the house.

“I’m just gonna go to the bathroom” you said, getting up slowly. You felt bad, you weren’t sure why exactly, but it felt like you had done something very wrong.

You went into the hallway with all the bedrooms and found Daniel in his study letting Ricky smell around.

“Hey, which bathroom should I use?” you asked.

“Oh.. just use the one in my room” he shrugged.

You nodded going into his room. You had never been in his bathroom. There was a lingering scent of aftershave and some products sitting around his sink. Overall, the whole room gave off a very fresh/clean feeling.

As you walked out of his bedroom and into the hallway a few minutes later, you heard tense voices from the living room and unintentionally stopped in your tracks.

“So you decided to take her?” you heard Grace’s voice.

Fuck.

“Yeah Grace, she asked if she could come and I said yes”

There was a pause.

“I just feel like you enjoy spending time with her so much more than me” she said. You could’ve sworn you heard a sniffle.

“Darling, of course not” you heard him saying. There was a shuffling as if he moved closer to her.

“She’s just a friend, you’re my girlfriend….I love you”  he continues.

You swallowed. So they were official.

“Daniel I trust you…but I just don’t trust her” she said quietly.

“Come on Grace, we were working together for ten months…she didn’t even imply she was anything more than friends” he said.

“That’s cause she knew you were with me” she said suddenly.

“But I wasn’t, was I?” he said, “If she really liked me she would’ve definitely said something”

“I don’t know Daniel….you hanging out with her all the fucking time doesn’t make me feel any better either”

Nothing was said for a few seconds.

“I need to go” she said.

“No… Grace wait” you heard them walking to the front entrance. The door banged shut.

Shit, you had done enough snooping. You quickly walked into the living room, hurriedly grabbing your things. Daniel walked back into the living room.

“Leaving already?” he said, running a hand through his hair. You could tell he was trying to act normal.

“I heard everything Daniel” you said quietly. You weren’t mad obviously. You didn’t blame Grace at all. You just felt bad.

“I’m so sorry Y/N” he said, as you turned to face him.

“No don’t be, it’s my fault Dan I shouldn’t have really asked to come” you said honestly.

“Grace just doesn’t know you….she doesn’t get there’s nothing between us” he said.

You nodded slowly.

“There isn’t right?” he said, a nervous look on his face as he looked right at you.

“What? No of course not” you said, shaking your head quickly. What was wrong with you?

“See, I just need to get that across to her and then she’ll be fine"

“Yeah” you agreed, “Maybe…maybe we shouldn’t meet as much until then”

Daniel looked confused, “What?”

“Yeah…I understand where she’s coming from, and I don’t wanna be the one to make it any worse” you swallowed.

“Y/N it’s not your fault love, it’s really mine…I just need to talk to her” he said.

“Okay…well just let me know when you do that” you said. You walked to the front door, not intending to hug him. But when you opened the door it felt wrong. You went back into the living room and gave him a side hug.

“Bye” he laughed softly, squeezing your shoulder. There was pain in his voice.

“See you” you said.

You went to Ricky, who was laying on his bed by the couch that Daniel had probably brought out from the guest room.

“Bye lovey” you said, petting and giving him a kiss on the head.

1:36 pm

Right as you entered your apartment you opened your phone and called Jasmine.

“Hey Y/N” you heard her voice at the other end.

“Hey how’re you doing?”

“Good good, how about you?”

You had only just met her yesterday for dinner.

“Awful” you said.

“Why, what happened?” she asked.

“I don’t know….Grace…” you paused

“Come on tell me” Jasmine urged.

“I overheard Grace talking to Daniel about how she doesn’t trust me? And how it makes her feel worse that he hangs out with me so much” “Are you serious?” she said.

“Yeah…but I mean, I’m not angry or anything’ you said quickly.

“She’s just being delusional” she said.

“But she isn’t…why should she trust me? I do have feelings for him don’t I?”

“Yeah, but we’re working on those. It’s not like you’re going to act on them”

“I guess yeah…I just feel bad. I don’t wanna come between him and Grace” you said.

“You won’t, don’t worry, does Daniel know?” she asked.

“Yeah, he told me he’ll talk to her and everything would be fine” you groaned, sitting down on your couch.

“And everything will be…she seems like an understanding person, hopefully she’ll get it” you said.

“Hopefully”

“You have Bradley’s number right?” she said suddenly.

“Yeah….but I haven’t spoking to him in months” you said confused.

“Well message him” she said, “Ask him out”

“Why?” you said. Last time you went out, it wasn’t that great or anything.

“You need to get your mind off of Daniel, and onto other guys”

“Does it have to be on a guy all the time?” you sighed.

“If it’s not, it’s going to be on Daniel by default. We need to change that” she said.

“Ugh okay” you said. She was right once again.

“If it doesn’t work out, there are plenty of other choices”

You hummed in agreement, “I just hate lying to Daniel…it feels so wrong”

“I know….you sure you don’t want to just tell him and get it over with?”

You groaned, “Jasmine I wish I could….but I can’t take that chance”, you paused, “I don’t want to lose him”

“Well then the only choice is to get over him”

1:55 pm

You messaged Bradley and asked him out for lunch next week. He replied fairly quickly and was all up for it. Great.

4:06 pm

You were looking for a snack in your fridge when you phone buzzed on the counter. You picked it up, it was an unknown number.

“Hello?”

“Hey Y/N”

It was Grace.

“Oh Grace hey” you said. Shit.

“I got your number from Daniel, I just felt like we should talk. Girl to girl”

You swallowed, “Yeah of course. What’d you wanna talk about?”

“Daniel told me about how you heard us” she said, sounding guilty.

Your eyes widened, “Oh yeah, that…..don’t worry about it”

“No, I feel bad now Y/N. I genuinely do like you”

“I like you too Grace” you said, fairly truthfully.

“I’m going to be completely honest…Daniel’s a great guy, and I was getting vibes from you” she said.

“Vibes?” you said, sounding unsure.

“Feelings”

“I…” you had no idea what to say, “We’re just friends Grace, nothing more”

“Yeah me and Daniel talked and he explained to me….I just felt like I owed you an explanation” she said.

“No of course, it’s fine. As long as you know there’s nothing between us”

“We’re good now then?” she said.

“Yeah of course” you said, trying to sound happy.

“Great” she replied.

You put the phone down after saying goodbye and took a deep breath. You didn’t think that she would call you. It was really decent of her though and made you feel a lot better. Maybe this could work. Daniel with Grace. Maybe you would actually get over him. Only time would tell.

October 2nd, Wednesday

Daniel

Daniel: Hey

You: Hi

Daniel: I have a favour to ask

You: ?

Daniel: Grace was feeling down so I proposed to have a date night

            It’s the first time I’ll be away from Ricky for more than a couple of hours and I don’t feel

            comfortable leaving him alone

            Do you think you could dogsit?

You: What time?

Daniel: 7 till 12 or so I think, I was thinking of taking her to someplace new

You: Alright

Daniel: Thank you very much. I owe you one xx

You: Np :)

Although midnight was late, you had nothing better to do. You were consistently trying to find new work but were unlucky so far. Nothing seemed better than spending the night with a dog.

6:54 am

“I’m here” you said loudly, walking into Daniel’s living room. He had given you a key the day before, to your surprise.

Ricky trotted out of the hallway to your call, his tail wagging.

“Hi buddy” you said, smiling and squatting down to pet him, putting your bag on the ground. You were staying for a few hours so had brought your phone’s charger, laptop etc, incase you got bored.

He licked your hand, leaning his head into it.

“Oh hey” Daniel said, walking into the room too. He was wearing black jeans and a formal sweater. One you hadn’t seen before. As he got closer, the slight smell of cologne wafted towards you as well.

You looked up at him, getting up, “Hey”

“Thank so much for doing this again, I wouldn’t trust anyone else” he said.

You furrowed your eyebrows. He did love exaggerating.

He smiled cheekily, “Honestly”

“It’s no problem, Ricky’s definitely better company than you…I’m happy to spend the night with him” you smiled, sitting on the couch.

He scoffed, fixing his hair in the mirror on the wall.

“You look great by the way” you quipped.

“Really? Thanks” he said, glancing at you.

You nodded. A part of you couldn’t help but wish you were the one he was dressing up for.

“This is actually our first official date” he said, grabbing his stuff from the counter.

“Really?” you said, surprised.

He nodded, bending down to pet Ricky, “I’ve never really taken her out before”

You smiled softly.

“Wish me luck” he grinned, looking at himself in the mirror one last time.

“Good luck” you smiled.

“Help your self to anything in the kitchen or wherever” he said. He knew you wouldn’t refrain from making yourself comfortable.

“Thanks”

He left, Ricky following him till the door before coming back to lie down at your feet.

“Just the two of us now” you sighed, sliding down onto the floor beside Ricky. He put his head in your lap. You smiled softly, petting his head. You loved him so much already.

You scrolled through your phone for a few minutes, petting Ricky. After a while you got hungry though and carefully got up, sad to leave Ricky behind. After looking through his kitchen for barely half a minute, you didn’t feel like making something or scouring through Daniel’s fridge for left overs so you ended up ordering pizza.

Daniel had also told you about Ricky’s food and all.

You went into Daniel’s backyard with Ricky, playing fetch with him for a bit and also letting him do his business before coming back inside. He was really a great dog.

8:02 pm

You paid the delivery boy, bringing the pizza inside. Ricky smelt it of course, excitedly coming up to you.

“It’s not for you” you giggled, teasing him. It was time for his food anyways. You put the pizza on the counter, putting some dog food in Ricky’s bowl, and some pizza in your plate. You sat down on the couch with a drink and put on Netflix, playing what you had been recently watching. You and the dog both enjoyed your food. You gave Ricky a piece of the crust of your pizza as a treat (only because he was looking at your plate so very longingly).

You watched Netflix for more than an hour probably, before getting bored. It was almost 9:30 now.

You suddenly felt cold and an idea popped into your head. It was weird at first, but the more you thought about it the more you wanted to do it.

You went into Daniel’s room, and spotted some clothes on the large sofa chair in his room. You knew there’d be a sweater or two there since he loved wearing them, and the chair was never empty of clothes. Clothes that weren’t dirty, but that had been worn as well.

You grabbed a soft blue sweater from the pile, cautiously pulling it over your thin t-shirt. It smelt just like him, and instantly comforted you. You smiled, smelling your sleeve. It felt weird but so so right at the same time. It only felt odd because you liked him. If he was any other friend, you wouldn’t have felt butterflies wearing their sweater.

Ricky was right behind you and jumped on you putting his paws on your tummy and smelling the sweater. You could tell he was confused.

“It’s just me” you laughed, letting him smell your hand. He wagged his tail, jumping down.

You proceeded to watch a movie with Ricky, also sitting outside on the porch with him for a bit for some fresh air. Around 11:24 pm, you decided to lie down on the couch, Ricky also on the couch at your feet. The lights were off and the TV played a rom com. You felt so sleepy, but tried your best to stay awake. The smell and feel of Daniel’s sweater kept you so warm and comfy. You breathed deeply.

??:?? am

You opened your eyes. Had you fallen asleep? No you were just resting your eyes. You were so tired, and your eyes shut closed. A blanket was draped over you that had previously been lying at the end of the couch. Maybe you had put it on yourself in your sleepy state. You didn’t even notice the TV was off. You fell back asleep.

9:13 am

You rubbed your eyes awake. Your eyes widened as you saw it was light outside. You quickly reached for your phone, squinting your eyes to check the time. It was 9 fucking am??

You got up quickly, throwing the blanket off of you. Shit, shit, shit. You had always assumed Daniel would’ve woken you up when he got home. You rubbed your eyes again, going to the kitchen sink and splashing water on them. Daniel and Ricky were nowhere to be seen.

Suddenly, Daniel walked into the living room, supposedly from his bedroom. He was wearing sleeping shorts and a loose t-shirt. You noticed this was the first time you had ever properly seen him in shorts. (He was more of a jeans/sweats type of guy.) His hair was all over the place.

“Good morning” he yawned, smiling at you. His voice sounded deeper. “Slept well?” he said, going to the fridge.

You swallowed, going back to the couch and putting your things in your bag, “Yeah…why didn’t you wake me?”

“Why would I?” he said, closing the fridge, “You looked so peaceful with Ricky” “Thanks, but you should’ve…I don’t even know why I didn’t get up” you said, a confused expression on your face.

“Maybe because you were exhausted?” he said.

“From what? I haven’t been doing shit these past few days” you said honestly, going into his kitchen and getting a cup from his cupboard.

“Our own minds can be pretty exhausting too” he said, sipping on a glass of water as well.

You nodded.

“Nice sweater by the way” he grinned, glancing down at it.

Your cheeks went red and your mouth fell open in an “O” before you shut it closed quickly. You had completely forgotten you were even wearing it. Or that you had to take it off. You had practically been drunk on your tiredness.

“I just uh…felt really cold…and didn’t have anything to wear” you said quickly.

“It’s fine don’t worry” he said, noticing your nervous state.

You nodded, taking a sip of your water quickly.

“Nice tattoos” you said, glancing down at his legs.

“Thanks” he beamed. You could tell he loved them too.

“The H.S is for Hugh?” you said.

He nodded, showing you his other tattoos as well, including one that he had matching with the carver twins.

“They’re beautiful” you said, bending a bit to look closely at them.

“You don’t have any right?” he said, as you straightened your back and leaned against the counter.

You shook your head.

“Do you want to get them?”

“Yeah definitely” you said eagerly.

“Of what?”

“No idea” you said after a few seconds, “I just love the concept I guess”

“We’ll go one day” he said, beaming, “Once you know what you want”

“Yeah…let’s just hope I don’t faint” you rolled your eyes.

“You won’t don’t worry” he said, laughing, “You can get a small one”

You nodded, “Oh here” you said. You pulled his sweater off anxiously. Of course it ended up getting stuck around your head. You felt it being tugged off you, your hair going everywhere.

“Sorry” you said. Daniel laughed, holding it in his hand. He put it on the counter, using a hand to quickly pat your hair down. You swallowed.

“I should get going” you said.

“Alright…text me when you get home” he said, still standing in the kitchen

You nodded, “Sure, thanks”

“No thank you, for looking after Ricky” he replied.

“It was a pleasure” you laughed, grabbing your things.

You started walking towards the door, “Love you” he said from the kitchen

You paused, your hand on the door knob. “Love you too” you said, opening the door and walking out. He’d said it before….but it never failed to make you feel fluttery every time.

He’d never feel that. He’d never know how your “love you” meant something completely different from his.

[badwolf-winchester]

A Soul So Dark it Scares The Devil part 2

So after a lot of consideration i have decided to so a second part to this. I hope you all are ready cause i sure am 😄

Warning: i dont own supernatural or its characters.

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader

One more thing: Please dont steal my writting i work very hard on this and do it becuase i love it.

The crisp cold air stung my face as i walked as fast as i could to my appartment. Today marks my 10 year deal and by the end of the day i will be dead. Its not like i didnt see it coming i mean who can really forget about a deal you made with a demon. Its bad enough my soul was causing a ruckus in hell but it was to the point Lucifer himself visited me a couple of times to try and bargain with me to take it back. However, those visits consisted of me telling him to go screw himself and then one of his henchmen comes to take him back to hell to deal with as he likes to call "Hell's new ruler." To be honest i was quite impressed with my soul for having taken over the place so quickly but again it wasnt a suprise. When i had my soul, this nagging voice kept telling me to do things.. things that i honestly didnt want to do. It would always whisper to me "kill them." Or "I wonder what his head would look like on a spike." As you can see the voice wasnt the kindest of neighbors you would want living in your head. That's why i needed to get rid of it, not becuase i wanted to live out my life without morals but more to get rid of that sweet whispering voice. This is why i tricked Crowley into taking it 1 year into my deal.

After entering my apartment i quickly threw my keys onto the desk by the door. Shrugging off my lether jacket i haphazardly dropped it onto the couch before making a beeline to the fridge for a beer. Sighing i rack my hand through my black and red hair before taking another swig of the cold beverage. My heart pounded in my ears as i try and get a grip on myself wondering what was happening to me. never, since i got rid of my soul, have i ever felt this way before. Quickly glancing at the clock on the stove i see it reads 11:30 almost midnight, as i realize i only have 30 more minutes the feeling in my chest spreads and tightens. I close my eyes and take a deep breath trying to ground myself i open my eyes and looked at my hands.. are they shaking? No thats just ridiculous i cant be... afraid? My eyes widen as realization dawned on me. "Im... afraid. I'm actually afraid right now." I said to my self, placing my hands on the counter i bow my head and let my hair fall in my face. Slowly i start to chuckle then grow into a full on laugh, as it turns into only what can be deacribed as a mad man cackle the clock strikes twelve. At the first stike of the grandfather clock in the living room i suddenly stop laughing. With each chime i hear howls and barking get closer, but once the 12th chime struck everything was silent.

Suddenly a crash broke through the bone chilling silence as glass scatters and skids across the floor. Without thinking i grab a knife from its sheath on the kitchen counter and slowly make my way to the source of the crash; my bedroom. I advanced to the door and was about to open it when a hand jerked me back and covered my mouth. The sudden jerkiness of the intruders movements made me drop the knife in suprise, as i tried to squirm my way out of the tight grip the door to my bedroom broke off its hinges causing me to freeze my antics. A snarling invisible hound slowly but loudly stomped on the ground as it got closer, its nails scraping against the wood floor as it huffs out in short hot breaths. The arm that was holding my midsection tensed as the hound got closer.

In a shaky voice the man that was holding me said "Now Leena no need to be so hostile.." at this the Hell Hound gave an extra loud snarl signaling that she didnt like his choice of words as she readied herself to pounce.

Thinking quickly i rammed my elbow into the man's ribs and jumped to the right avoiding the Hell Hounds snapping jaws by inches. Unfortunately its claws grazed my ribs ripping my flesh like a hot knife to butter, as i fell to the ground i cried out in pain as hot sticky blood began pouring out of me. My scream was not the only one i heard, for when i turned my head i notices the Hell Hound didnt advance on me but instead was tearing the man, now realizing demon, apart untill it became quite. The only thing i could hear was the rapid breathing of the Hound, as if just noticing it wasnt alone still the Hound turned its head to me and began making its way towards me. Paralyzed by fear i could only hold my left side to try and stop the bleeding, when the Hound's hot breath fanned my face i closed my eyes finally accepting my fate. A minute passed and i could still feel the hot breath but it wasn't making its move, being brave i opened my eyes to come straight in contact to beating red eyes. The Hell houd tilted its head at me as if confused, then tore its gaze away from my face and looked at my hand that was holding my injured side. Whining it moved my hand away to inspect the wound and started licking it, as soon as its saliva made contact with my side i could feel the pain melt away. Completely confused and shocked i closed my eyes and let it continue till it thought i was fine. When it was done i re opened my eyes to see not just empty space but a black shadow of a huge dog with a upside down white cross in the middle of its forhead looking at me, as if it was natural the Hound sat down infront of me then proceeded to laydown with its head in my lap.

Mustering up courage i placed my had on its head and started petting it. With happy grunts comimg from it and a whirlwind of tail waggs i started rubbing its belly only to be interupted my a flutter of wings.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!" A loud familiar voice boomed at me and the hound.

Whipping my head up i see Lucifer himself huffing in rage. Smirking i went back to petting the Hell Hound and chuckled. "What's the matter Luci surised to see me still kicking?"

Lucifer flared his nostrils at my mocking voice and stepped closer to me only to take a step back once he heard a threatening growl come from my new Hound. Running a hand through his hair in frustration he began to pace my living room trying to think.

"Why?! Why is it that the hounds are protecting you now?!" He yelled pulling at his hair. He turned around and glared at me when i started laughing.

"I can tell that you have failed at reclaimimg your throne. Looks like my soul is still reigning supreme." I said before getting up off the floor and dusting off the imaginary dust from my pants.

With eyes flashing red and rage evident Lucifer advances towards me only to be stopped when the Hell Hound jumps in front of me and snarls. They both hold thier ground before Lucifer backs down and pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head.

"Ok i get it Leena i wont hurt her." He said as he finally slumps his shoulders and leans on the back of my couch with his arms crosses.

"We need to come to an agreement here you know that right?" He questions me as he sighs.

Raising an eyebrow i place my had on my hip. "Oh do we now." I said with a condescending tone.

Pushing off the couch he raises his arms in the air. "Yes we do, as much as i love this little cat and mouse game we have been playing it needs to come to an end."

Sighing i run a hand through my hair and look to Leena she is still on high alert and in a fighting stance. " Leena relax we are just talking." With hearing her masters comand she instantly straightens up then plops on her butt and proceeds to scratch behind her ears.

"Thank you." Lucifer says looking back up to me instead of the Hound.

"What do you have in mind for a situation like this." I said as i looked away crossing my arms.

Scratching the back of his neck nervously he replied. "Honestly i have no clue this sort of thing has never happened before." Putting a finger on his chin he went inro deep thought.

"Lucifer can i ask you a question." I said placing one of my hands to my side while the other grips my bicep.

"You just did." He said while smirking at me.

Rolling my eyes i looked him in the eyes. "Im serious. Its important and might be the reason for everything."

Apon hearing this he recrossed his arms and gave me a pointed look. "Go on."

Scratching my neck nervously lile he did previously i sighed before lookong him in the eye. "Is reincarnation real?"

"Well for certain beings yes. Why do you ask?" He said tilting his head to the side.

"Becuase i think that i may have been reincarnated." I said truthfully.

".....What makes you say that?" He said hesitantly.

"Before i got rid of my soul i would have dreams. Not the normal kind like real.. like i was re living my memories only that i was someone else." I said looking away from him to the window.

Raising an eyebrow he spoke with confusion. "What does this have to do with our current situation?"

Closing my eyes i turn back to him. "Does the name Lithium Nightstar ring a bell."

Disbelief washes over his face then anger and finally shock. I tilt my head to the side and call out to him. "Lucifer you ok there buddy?"

In a small but hearable voice he said. "How do you know that name.."

"In my dreams that's what you'd call me. I would always have dreams about you, not in this form but in your true form. I wouldnt be able to see you fully though it was like a bright light that a camera wasnt focused on. I dont remember much from what i dream but that name always stood out. Who was she to you?" As i said this his eyes became wide with awe and shock.

"She... she was the only one who understood me. She wasnt made by my father but rather from death. She was his only child. You see she didnt see me as a monster that people see today. She saw me as the angel i truly was or thats what she would say. She was my best friend and my partner in crime but most of all she was my wife. After i fell Death decided to punish her as well for she fell in love with me and i her." He said with passion and anger. As he spoke my head started to hurt so i placed my hand on my head and closed my eyes. Voices started to ring in my head and progressively grew louder untill i couldnt take it anymore, as i fell to the floor Lucifer jumped to catch me. His voice was but a whisper as memories came flooding back to me and incaded my vision, a bright light consumed me and i felt whole again... i had my soul.

Part 3 coming soon.

[narniaismymaze]

Middleschool crushes 2/7

Fandom: Teen Wolf.

Pairing: Theo x Liam

Genre: Im gonna skip this in the future I think, cause I have no idea what genre it is haha

Words: 1578

Summary: Theo gets a new friend, and his friendship with Liam and the new boy grows stronger. (Im bad at summaries also haha)

Tag list: @lucifers-embodiment, @aestheticthiam, @rafaela-rafiela, @rainbowthiam, @thiamtrash, @dreadsingingdoctor, @teenshadowhunter01, @sofia1926, @womanofmanyfandoms, @morethanrubies01 (I tagged the people who had liked my post about part two and the one who had added stuff on part one. If you want to continue being in the tag list, or would like to be added, please let me know! Cause im scared that Im bothering you if i tag you haha)

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It was the second day of school and Theo stood at the bus stop waiting impatiently for the bus to arrive. He didn’t feel as nervous as yesterday but he could still feel butterflies in his stomach. He was excited to meet Liam again and when the bus stopped he hopped on straight away and started to scout for Liam. This time when the bus started with a jump he was prepared and only swayed a bit. He met a familiar face on the same place as yesterday and his face lit up when the blue-eyed boy yelled “Hi Theo!”. Theo’s smile faded slightly when he noticed that Liam was sitting next to another boy, with a short buzzcut. “This is Mason” Liam explained happily. “Oh. Hi” Theo said shyly. He started to look around for another place to sit as he felt like he was intruding. “You can sit with us” Liam said just as Theo was about to go to an empty seat. The boys had moved so there was a tiny space next to Liam. “You sure?” Theo said nervously and looked at the two boys. Mason smiled and Liam let out an “Of course!” and Theo sat down. 

It wasn’t much space to sit at and Theo still felt like he intruded on them. Mason and Liam started talking about some new game that had come out and they both put out there phones. It was some sort of driving game. You had to drive a race in as short time as possible, avoiding obstacles. “Have you tried it?” Liam suddenly said directing the attention to Theo. “I.. I don’t.. Have a phone” Theo stuttered discouraged and his cheeks turned a bit red as he felt embarrassed of not having a phone. “Oh” Liam let out, and it sounded concerned. “You can try it on mine!”. It was Mason offering his phone to Theo. Theo looked at the phone in the boy’s hand and then at Mason’s face. “Wow thanks!” Theo said grateful and took the phone. Both Mason and Liam quickly explained how it worked and Theo took in what they said. He wasn’t very good at it but he managed to get a decent time, obviously no high score but it was still good both Liam and Mason exclaimed. The bus came to stop at the school and Theo handed the phone back to Mason. “Thanks for letting me borrow it!” he said with a smile before they all got off the crowded seat and the bus. The boys talked and laughed together at their way to class. When they separated, Liam and Mason going to their class and Theo going to his, Theo felt a lot more at ease. Mason had been really nice too, maybe just slightly more shy than Liam but Theo liked them both.

This went on for a couple of weeks, and the boys grew closer together. Even Mason, who indeed was a bit more shy and reserved against Theo, got to be a good friend of Theo. From time to time Theo felt a little bit left out though since Mason and Liam had been best friends for years, and Theo had only known them for three weeks. When the school day ended and the boys were headed to the bus Liam’s phone dinged and he quickly got it out. Liam let out a loud giggle causing Mason and Theo sharing a look at eachother in confusion and then looked at Liam. “What’s going on?” Mason asked, also excited and curious on what Liam had read. “We got a trampoline!!” Liam shouted. “What? That’s so cool!” Theo and Mason said in unison. “Yeah! Do you guys want to come home with me so we can try it out?” Liam said with glittery eyes. Mason said that unfortunately he couldn’t because it was his mom’s birthday. “I can come” Theo said when Liam looked at him, obviously wanting to know if he could come home with him. Liam let out an excited “Yay!” and added on that Mason had to come next time.

They all got onto the bus and this time Theo didn’t got off at his usual station. Mason left the bus about three stops before Theo and Liam got off. Even if Theo hadn’t really been paying attention as to where they were, he could tell that Liam lived a long way from the school. The bus had been nearly empty when they left. They arrived at Liam’s house and Theo was amazed by how big it was. Well, it wasn’t the biggest house he’d seen but his own house was really tiny. They didn’t bother going inside but instead went straight to the backyard, which was even bigger than the house. Theo couldn’t help but let out a “wow”. He looked around a bit noticing a table with about five chairs around it, a little pond and maybe 4 different fruit trees. “Come on!” Liam suddenly said and had already gotten up on the trampoline. Theo put down his bag next to it before climbing up himself. They both started jumping and laughing.

“Your yard is really big” Theo said. “Yeah, it’s great! And on the summers we usually have a pool over there” Liam pointed to an empty spot where the grass clearly wasn’t as well taken care of then the rest of the garden. “My yard can’t even fit a pool” Theo said. He didn’t know why he felt so sad saying it, but at his old house in Madison they had had a yard almost twice the size as Liam’s. They didn’t say much after that just continued on jumping. Theo felt stupid for having said that but it had just slipped out. “Theo?” Liam suddenly said in a serious voice. “Yeah?” he answered. “Do you miss your old place?”. Theo stopped jumping and so did Liam. “Sometimes” Theo said with a shrug and looked down on his feet. “I mean, we had a bigger house there…” he mumbled. They were quiet for almost a minute before Liam spoke. “Even if you miss your old place I’m happy you moved here” he said causing Theo to look up and meet his blue eyes. Liam shrugged slightly before continuing. “Because otherwise I wouldn’t have met you and we hadn’t become friends” he said and Theo got a big smile on his face, hearing that. “That’s true” he giggled. “You’re a good friend Liam” he said. Liam smiled back and was just about to say something when they were interrupted. “Do you and your friend want to have dinner?” a middleaged woman with the same hair colour as Liam, Theo assuming it was Liam’s mother, poked her head out of the window. “Yes please!” Liam shouted back and turned to Theo. “Do you want to eat here?” he asked which Theo nodded to. “Yes please!” he said and they both ran inside. Liams house was clean and looked nice with a big kitchen and a big living room. Liam showed him his room before they went to the kitchen and sat down at a big wooden table. Liams room had included a bed, a desk, a tv, two closets and one bureau. At the dinner table Theo had been polite and gotten to know Liam’s parents a bit. Well, as much as an 11 year old gets to know someone’s parents. When dinner was done he thanked Mr and Mrs Dunbar for the food and then it was time for him to head home.

“I’ll see you tomorrow” Liam said after having explained to him how he would get home again. It was still kind of clear and light outside so walking home wasn’t scary or anything. When he was almost half way home he realised that he hadn’t told his parents where he’d went after school and he started running to get home faster. They were probably worried sick by now, Theo thought, thinking how it had been around 7 when he left Liams and school had finished at 2. He rushed inside when he arrived and immediately started to explain where he’d been and how sorry he was for not calling or telling them. His parents had barely looked up at him when he’d stormed inside and when he’d finished his explaining his mom had went straight back to her computer. “Well, Theo it’s alright. We didn’t really notice that you were gone” his father said in a calm quiet voice. “There’s some food in the fridge if you’re hungry” his mom added. Theo felt his heart drop to his feet at his parents words and it felt like he swallowed glue. “I ate at Liam’s house” he mumbled dryly before pacing to his room. His room consisted of a bed, a desk and one closet. He sat down at his desk and cupped his head in his hands and slowly the tears started to flow. He cried quietly and had to remove his hair multiple times from his face as it stuck to the tears. He looked at himself in the mirror, suddenly feeling nothing but anger. Quickly he opened the top drawer of the desk and took out a scissor. He started to cut his hair until it was about five centimetres long at most. When he was finished he looked at himself in the mirror again. His hair was a mess but he couldn’t help but smile slightly because he had finally gotten his hair cut.

[c-rankin93]

SHE'S NO YOU - Ch.11

A/N: I think it's time to add a few overprotective men into the mix. How do you think they will react when they find out what has been happening to their little sister? --- CHAPTER ELEVEN: OFFICE DRAMA --- RAE POV: For the sake of my clarity, the events in my life have now been placed in different categories. I needed to separate the good from the bad, the love from the hate, and remember every event happened at different stages in my life. I had to stop remembering when my son came home to tell me about Olivia and Finn. Or everytime Finn called me a Bitch and a shit mother, when my ex-husband came to mind. These things- these fucking vivid memories start to haunt me the second my mind starts to think of Finn! So like I said, for the sake of my clarity, I've decided to cut the bullshit I'm playing with myself. Forget the crap, that made me a depressed single mother and move forward in my life. Finn deserved better. He treated me like his Queen for 12 years of my life. Never once breaking a promise, or loving me any less then he said he did. He was true, and for that when I think of him from now on I will remember that instead. My next change in life started with a handsome Australian, who for some reason blew into my life and turned it upside down at a time when I was broken. Never pushing a relationship with me, only hinting with a smile. That perfect smile. Even now he acts more like a friend then a lover, and I think the reason for that is me. I guess he worked out how sheltered I am, how incredibly awkward my social side really is. I friend zoned him hard, with a side of sex and kisses. And he was fine being there, because I was there with him. Im so sorry Gregory. He's made me very happy for the past year. Never once getting mad when I said 'no' to meeting up or him coming over. I should know, I used the 'Kids exhausted me out' speech a hundred times. I felt like a red hot escargot at a silly French buffet. I loved them both. Some more then others, but there was love there! I know Finn won't give up on me, it's not in his nature. He will fight, and I will resist but ultimately I feared without a doubt he was going to come out victorious. I need to speak with Greg. He needed to know what's going on in my head before I can decide anything. It's not fair for him, he must know how much I still love Finn, so I know that this conversation was going to eat him alive. I just don't know if I could tell him about my infidelity just yet. I wouldn't be able to handle his heart break, even if he deserves my honesty... *ringing* I was brought out of my poor me rant by the sound of my office phone. I didn't have the chance to answer it, because suddenly my office door was thrown open. The panel glass window in the door shattered on impacted when it hit my bookcase. Glass scattered across the light grey floor boards, but the person who created the mess didn't give a damn about that. No, by the fire that burnt in her eyes told a different story. She was out for blood, and it was blood that would satisfy her cravings. I didn't even have the chance to speak before she went off the rails. "YOU FUCKING BITCH!!" Her voice no doubt echoing through the whole office. People began to turn and point, and I couldn't help but wonder how much this was going to effect my job. "YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING!" She continued to yell on deaf ears. How dare she storm in here and accuse me of shit, when she was the problem to begin with. I wasn't going to snoop to her low and cuss her out in my office, I was going to be mature about this. I didn't want my credibility tarnished over a Prada-wearing blow up doll ready to pounce. "Stop right there Olivia!" I hissed, standing from my chair to lean over my desk. "You have no right to come into this office, break my door just so you can be petty! You fucked up on your own accord. You destroyed my marriage all because YOU wanted too. The only bitch in this room is you, so leave before you embarrass yourself any further." "You think your all that, don't you?" Olivia sneered moving closer to my desk. The only sound that could be heard was the crunching of glass beneath her feet, the office had gone deathly quiet. "You and those fucking children of yours always had a way to worming your way into Finn and I's relationship! You just couldn't handle the fact your side of the bed was still warm when he fucked me!" My blood curdled thinking about what she had just said. I can't forget my clarity. I can't forget what I had been drilling into my head all morning. I wasn't going to allow myself to hurt because of her words. "Don't you ever talk about my children like that! Attack me for all I care, but never EVER speak about my children. Your a nasty person Olivia and it's not my fault Finn has caught up on your lies! To bad it took him this long, and unfortunately I blame myself! I should of talked to him before I filed for divorce, before all this shit happened." "... Because of you my child won't have its father" she said suddenly. Olivia's voice was as soft as silk for once, but you couldn't miss the hatred laced between. "What?" "I said because of you my child won't have its father in its life!" She slammed her hands on my desk knocking off the array of photos I had spread around. "Your pregnant?" Olivia and I turned towards the voice that came from my office entry. I was shocked to see both Gregory and Chloe standing there, plus the two burly security guards behind them. Chloe's face was a contrast of my anger, she was ready to lunge at the person who had rudely interrupted my peace. I just hoped she didn't. Gregory on the other hand was as white as a ghost, I guess he couldn't believe what was currently going on in my office. There was something behind his words though when he asked if she was pregnant, shock maybe. But why would he even care? His eyes kept flicking around the room, but instead of landing on me, they stopped at Olivia. "Yes I am Gregory! And because of her, I'll be raising this child by myself! " "How far along are you?" He asked hesitantly. "I don't know, a couple of months maybe. But that doesn't really matter now does it!" She turned to face me again. "You'll regret this! All of this! You should of just kept your mouth shut, you slut! Then we would of been happy!" "How about you kindly remove yourself from my office right now!" I spoke through the pain. Finn was going to be a dad again, my children were going to have another sibling. I knew that everything would be too good to be true. This was just another obstacle Finn and I had to face. But I don't think i was ready to hear another child call my love, dad. "Fuck that! How about I assist!" Chloe fumed. Grabbing Olivia's arm she yanked her away from me just as she was going to hit me. Her hand collided with air, but barely inches away from my face. Chloe threw Olivia's body towards the security guards, barely missing a still stunned Greg who remained rooted in his spot. "My lawyers will be in contact with your over the mess you have created today! You are no longer to step foot in this building, if you do you will be charged for trespassing! This is my property, and my FRIEND you are destroying right now. I will have you arrested and you can bet your next boob job on that! Get her out of here" she dismissed Olivia with a wave of her hand and moved over to me. Olivia didn't go easy, she decided to make a scene all the way out of the building kicking and screaming. My name constantly at the tip of her tongue. I was just glad I could no longer see her face. Chloe's arms wrapped tightly around me, and finally my defences fell. I broke. My tears would of been freely running down my face if it wasn't for Chloe's dress constantly soaking them up. "Finns going to be a dad again" I whispered into her ear. Sobs effecting the quality of my speech, but I knew she understood when she pulled me closer. "You don't know that babe. That baby could have a million different father's for all we know. That's if she is even pregnant. Don't jump to conclusions Rae, you did it once and look how that turned out." She smiled rubbing the extra tears from my face. I had totally forgotten Greg was still in the room until I heard the telltale signs of glass being stepped on. I looked over to see him moving towards us slowly. I let him pulled me into a hug, and I held on for dear life whilst he soothed me. 'I'm sorry Gregory' I thought. "Don't worry about her Rae, whatever she said isn't true, Ohkay?" I nodded. "Remember your better then her in so many different ways and I'm so sorry." "Sorry?" I questioned slightly confused. "You don't deserve to go through any of this." Was all he said before leaving a tender kiss on my forehead. Again my office phone started to ring, just as the air between us became awkward. I kissed Gregory on the lips lightly and dashed over to the phone before it rang out. "Hello, Rae speaking" "So, Raymond decides to finally answer her phone!" Chuckled the voice on the other end. My face automatically splitting into a broad grin. "Mark.." I teased. My brother had given me that nickname when I was 4 and decided I wanted to be called Rae not Rachel. Growing up with 3 older brothers was challenging, but so rewarding. I hadn't talked to Mark in over a month, I knew he had been busy filming in Austria. "Sorry little sister but your stuck with it. Call it an extended parting gift for when the devil finally drags me to hell" he laughed. "Whatever." I grumbled. "Anyway, how are you? I've missed out weekly phone calls!" "Well I've been great. I finished filming last Friday and decided it was time to come say hello." "Hello? What do you mean?" "I'm in the city Rae. Currently looking at the stupid photos mom shoved in my face. I swear we need to buy that woman a tripod, 80% of them are blurred." Mark chuckled. "Your here! Seriously!" Mark hadn't visited for over a year because of his crazy work schedule and even that one was a flying visit. I hoped he was staying for more then 5 hours this time. "Yupp" he popped the 'p'. "And I wouldn't of come without a little surprise either." I was confused when the phone line went fuzzy. I could barely hear the muffled sounds coming from the other side. "Aunt Rae-Rae?" A little voice whispered over the phone. Tears welled up on my eyes, his voice was just so sweet. "Yes Parker..." I whispered back ignoring the surprised faces of Chloe and Greg. "I've missed you" I laughed at my nephew, he was too sweet for his own good. He had always been wiser beyond his years. Julian had raised him well under the circumstances he faced. "I've missed you too my special little man. Is your daddy there?" I asked Parker. My grin hadn't subsided and I don't think it will anytime soon. "Ahh Rae-Rae! A little birdy who doesn't by the name of mom told us your in need of your big Brothers. And you know us, we don't like to disappoint." "Thank you Julian! I've missed you guys so much!" "And I, you little sister. Shall I tell mom you will be over soon, or are you busy with work?" Julian asked hesitantly. I looked at Chloe not saying anything, but she just smiled and nodded anyway. She already knew what I was going to say. "No, no I'm not busy. I'll pick up the kids early and we will be there soon!" We said our goodbyes, then I hung up the phone. For a moment I had forgotten what had happened. That was until my eyes landed on the broken glass. "Don't worry about the mess Rae, I'll have it cleaned up. And for me, please take tomorrow off as well. Your team can complete the Fitzgerald project, and you just enjoy your brothers finally being home. Gregory, I'll see you another time" she nodded at Gregory, then gave me a solid hug. Chloe left the room, obviously so Gregory and I could talk. "I'm sorry I know we were meant to go out for lunch" I said softly, running a hand up his arm. "Hey, don't feel bad. I know how much you've missed them. We'll have tea just you and I tomorrow night when Finn has the children." He smiled. "Ohkay dinner sounds perfect. It's time we sat down and talk."  -- A/N: I quickly re-read this whilst folding my laundry lol hopefully I haven't missed anything. @lily-pop-2 @i-dream-of-emus @luly310 @l88cym @arathewallflower @milymargot @milllott @tinakegg @hey1tskat1e @eveerez @mmfdfanfic @lurkernolonger

[midyearflowers]

Not to be scary but I want to know everything abt ur cat

honestly ive done this to so many people it was only a matter of time before someone told me to answer every question so its cool lol

1. Name?: ive got 2 but ill use Smokey for this since i hand picked him as a kitten2. Fur color?: grey with a white patch on his chest, mouth, and feet like little socks. some patches actually turn brown in the sun and when he was a kitten he had stripes3. Any family you know (other than you)?: i met both his parents and he has two siblings however we only have him. and my other cat Princess is his reluctant roommate4. Age?: hes a grandpa now at like 13/145. Favorite toy?: we have these plastic cage balls with tiny bells in them and he absolutely loses his mind when he hears it6. Nicknames?: dumbass, weiner, goober, smoters, buddy, dumb butt, poop machine, my boi, the list goes on man7. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: problematic fave for sure. hes a little shit. but i would also die for him8. Length of fluff?: i guess he would be a medium length9. Any funny habits?: literally everything he does. he makes this adorable little noise thats basically the “???” noise and when he drinks out of the toilet he stands on his hind legs and daintily dips his head down. he also looks like a galloping horse when he runs and his tail does this weird curve10. How old were they when you met?: i hand picked him as a kitten when i was like 1111. What does their food bowl look like?: a fuckin mess cause hes a slob. its shallow cause if we put too much food he eats until he throws up, thus the dumbass nickname12. Indoor or outdoor cat?: indoor for the same reason as Princess13. Recent picture?: boop and boop14. Old picture?: precious baby15. Cuddly?: oh hell yes he loves to snuggle up in your lap or on your chest. he would sleep hanging over my dads shoulder as a kitten and loves to be in contact with you16. Ever changed their name?: no i gave them the most stereotypical name since i was 11 and kept it18. Eye color?: a pretty emerald green with a tiny little brown speck in the right one19. How do they express love for you?: hes always licking me. every inch of skin. and he sounds like a motor boat when he snuggles up20. How do you express love for them?: i smother him with kisses and give him the chin scitchies he loves21. Any theories on what breed?: no idea. i honestly dont know much about cat breeds. they are just.. cats22. Do they ever wake you up?: GOD YES every single goddamn morning he is in my face licking me and pawing me cause he wants food23. How much do they meow?: he never used to be very vocal, only making that “???” noise but he meows more now. mostly when hes curious about something and not getting answers or when we come home24. Any hiding spots?: if he can get under it he will be there. the bed, the table, your chair, the china cabinet, you name it25. Do they enjoy guests?: yes and no. hes pretty friendly if theres only one person and theyre quiet but the moment my cousins step in he is gone26. Lofty objects to sit on?: loves to sit on desks and the backs of couches/chairs. we put the ottoman by the window so he can sit there too27. Wear a collar? (and describe collar?): no collar cause they never leave the apartment28. How much shedding?: lots. not as much as Princess and ive managed to clean him up a bit but man for a while there i wanted to fucking shave him29. Do they enjoy brushing?: yes though he is always trying to rub his face on the brush and will not sit still30. Ever drink from the toilet?: yea and he looks so silly doing it31. How do they get your attention?: stares at me for an uncomfortable amount of time, sometimes he meows, most of the time he licks himself cause i hate when they do that right beside me32. Embarrassing thing they’ve done?: i once saw him trip up the stairs cartoon style, back legs went up over his head and i could practically hear the sound effect33. Weirdest thing they try to eat?: cat eats his own fucking vomit man. he is a vile creature who will eat just about anything34. Are they like your siblings, children, or friends?: he is my boi, my son, my precious companion35. What time do they eat breakfast?: before we leave for work so usually 7:30-8ish36. Do you cut their nails?: yes tho he doesnt like it one bit37. Do you think they understand you?: hes done things in the past that suggest he can tell when i need comfort but other than that hes an idiot38. Ever make fun of them?: literally all the time. im doing it right now39. Do you take their picture often?: my computer is filled with cat pictures like you have no idea40. Ever hiss at you?: not that i recall41. Ever try to scratch or bite you?: he goes for the bite all the time but im so used to it i dont care42. If you try to grab their paw, what do they do?: pulls away or tries to lick my hand43. Do they ever eat bugs?: he has a few times if it ended up on the floor. but mostly he just likes to stare at it44. Canned or dry food?: dry food. god help me if he only wanted wet45. Weight?: we used to make fun of him for being fat but honestly he has always been lean and solid. hes mostly heavy cause of his size and build.46. Ever got lost?: not lost per se but there was one instance where he somehow got out  of the house without anyone noticing (back when he was with my dad) and suddenly he was just in the window panting from being out and about. im so glad he came back cause we never would have known otherwise47. Do you buy them presents?: not really. we have so many toys as it is48. Do they respond when you call?: most times. if hes hyper and i over the top call him over he comes bolting49. Do they ever see other cats?: he grew up with two cats, one old female and the other a male around his age. now he lives with Princess50. Declawed?: unfortunately yes. i was too young to have any say and it was a long time ago51. Funniest expression?: his wide eyed empty stare52. Favorite place to be pet?: he likes chin and butt scritchies and will always move his head to meet your hand53. Worst thing they’ve destroyed?: nothing really comes to mind but he has ruined some plants by eating them and then the carpet when he threw them back up54. Give them a head kiss.: absolutely55. What time of the year is most exciting for them?: i dont think he can tell the difference56. Are they good at hunting real prey?: i doubt it. hes a little too hyper for his own good57. Do they ever attack nothing?: sometimes yea58. What are they doing right now?: no idea cause hes in the other room. probably cuddling with my mom59. How long have you had them?: his whole life so about 13/14 years60. If you could have them stay as a kitten forever, would you?: honestly he still acts like one so the only difference is the size. but i like him as an adult. more to cuddle61. Ever baby-talk to them?: all the time. certain nicknames i will say in a baby voice62. Favorite napping position?: he likes to curl into a ball and turn his head upside down63. Have you ever stepped on their paw?: yes :(64. Ever tripped you on stairs?: not on the stairs but just about everywhere else cause hes so damn fast65. Any ear hair?: i think? idk i dont really look in his ears66. Favorite view from a window?: he likes to watch birds and cars67. Describe why they are precious.: he has been my baby for so long and i picked him myself and i can tell he is happy with me68. Fit the cat stereotype?: practically to a T69. Chaotic neutral?: chaotic chaotic more like it70. Do they enjoy following/ keeping you company?: yes he follows me around if im home alone and wandering from room to room thinking out loud71. Are you their favorite human?: i like to think so72. Do they like tv?: not so much recently but we used to leave the aquarium channel on for him73. Favorite noise to make?: his “???” noise makes my heart make a “!!!” noise74. If they were a Neko Atsume cat, what would their momento be?: a string with a bell on the end

thanks for the questions!

[thecruciblegavemeyou]

Snowbaz Swimming Au

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12

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yoooo i think this might be the longest chapter yet, and I started planning the other ones. i want to finish some more and queue them or something idk

baz pov again

I was leaving practice Monday night when I got the call. Fiona hadn’t sounded that distressed since my mother died, which is how I knew something was wrong.

Everything had been going so well for me, too. My grades were up, we had just enough boys to compete this year (and our first meet was this Saturday), Snow and I practiced together every morning and night and we’d started walking places together. Not saying anything, but that meant that we weren’t fighting. I could feel myself want to start a fight with him, because with him being this nice to me I was screwed. I couldn’t get him out of my head.

Even as I drove through the night to Hampshire to see Mordi in the hospital, I couldn’t stop the images of Snow that were running through my head.

Snow laughing at early morning practices. Snow trying to do the fly again (he secretly loved it. I could see it. He wanted to beat out Dev as the first seat flyer by the end of the season, which would be an incredible feat). But he had the shoulders for it.

I tried to ignore the images of Snow running around in that tight bathing suit. It was torture. I’m honestly glad I didn’t have to swim so close to him in the afternoons too; I would lose it.

He wasn’t in the sixth lane anymore, though. Our morning practices were helping. He’d moved up to the fourth lane. His technique was impressive; he had learned surprisingly fast. His endurance wasn’t up to par yet (but neither was mine, we were still building yardage at practice). And I’d caught him and Gareth trying to lift together in the gym one Saturday (at least I wasn’t the only one smitten with the golden boy; a number of girls in our class had been watching through the windows). I even saw Wellbelove walk past and take a second glance.

I wanted to tell her to fuck off.

By the time I reached the hospital at three in the morning, visiting hours were over. I should’ve expected that. Fiona had even told me to wait until morning. I didn’t really have the self-control at this point (all of my self-control went into not kissing Snow at morning practice).

I banged on the doors until security threatened to make sure I wouldn’t be allowed inside once the doors opened in the morning, so I kicked over the nearest garbage can. I napped in my car until Daphne knocked on my car window.

“Basil, the hospital just opened.” She called through the glass. I stalked inside behind her and my father.

He still wasn’t speaking to me, but I didn’t mind too much because conversations with my father had never been particularly pleasant. When he found out I was gay, it was just another disappointment to add to the list.

The hospital seemed deathly quiet as we made our way to Mordelia’s ward. The only noise was Daphne’s clicking heels and soft elevator music playing in the background. It made me itch; I would rather it was silent.

Nurses and doctors all blended together as they rushed from point A to point B. everything was white and sterile and mute. All the smells and sounds and colors blended together. I ignored the rumbling in my stomach and followed Daphne into a blank, white-walled room. The room felt as dead as the rest of the hospital. The only sound was soft breathing and the persistent beep of machines. I hated hospitals.

Mordelia was just waking up when we walked in, so we all tried to stay quiet. When my father and Daphne went to talk to the doctors, I took a seat next to Mordi on the bed. I watched her chest rise and fall as the nurse quietly checked her vitals and checked the drip she was hooked up to.

I hated seeing my sister like this. She looked so vulnerable. I decided to keep that to myself (even if she was dying, she’d summon the strength to punch me for a comment like that). Her eyes fluttered open, and she greeted me with a wide smile.

“What happened?” I asked. She looked sickly and pale still. Fiona had been very vague over the phone about what had landed my eleven year old sister in the hospital.

“Dehydration. I got the stomach bug at school and kept throwing up.” She shrugged, “At least I keep to keep missing school.”

I couldn’t help but laugh. I laid down next to her and snuck her her phone from Daphne’s purse. We snickered as she scrolled through her instagram, taunting the other girls from her school. She hated her all-girls boarding school, but Daphne had insisted. I missed hanging out with my sister during the summer. I rarely got to talk with her during the school year. The rest of our siblings were still too young to hold an intelligent conversation.

Around eleven thirty the nurses brought Mordelia some lunch and I remembered how hungry I was. It was lunchtime at Watford and I had skipped breakfast. I also needed to get back. Even if I left now, I probably wouldn’t make it back in time for the start of practice. I definitely couldn’t miss another day of classes. Dev and Niall had been texting all day in a groupchat i’d forgotten we had.

(07:23) Dev: mate where the fuck r u

(07:23) Niall: fucking answer would you

(09:02) Dev: bazzzzzzzz

(09:20) Niall: i stg mate

(010:36) Niall: your cars gone where the fuck did you go

(011:50) Baz: tell coach im sick

(011:54) Dev: hes not gonna believe that. youre never sick

(011:55) Dev: where did you go

(012:14) Dev: are you fucking with me

I didn’t bother trying to find Daphne and my father before I left, but I did send Mordi a bouquet of flowers from the gift shop for when she woke up again. Hopefully Daphne wouldn’t notice her phone gone from her bag. I’d text her later, I promised myself as I hopped back in my car.

I cranked up the volume and kept my eyes on the road, praying they wouldn’t close on me before I reached Watford.

I stumbled back to the dorms across campus in the dark, ignoring the small groups of giggling drunks trying to be discreet, hushing and tripping over each other in the moonlight. I could smell the alcohol from halfway across the courtyard. I figured at this point the teachers just didn’t really give a shit.

I winced as the dorm door creaked, I prayed Snow would sleep through it. Unfortunately, he had always been a light sleeper and he was staring at me when I walked in. He was sitting straight up in bed, he had obviously been asleep: his curls were everywhere. I stifled a laugh and switched on his lamp so I didn’t trip over his dirty clothes. The soggy bathing suits that had been added to his collection of dirty clothes meant that our room always smelled vaguely of chlorine.

“Where the fuck were you?” He growled. I couldn’t remember the last time he’d been so angry with me (maybe when I held hands with Agatha?). There was fire in his eyes, and it might’ve been the exhaustion, but I could almost see steam coming out of his ears.

“What?” I raised an eyebrow at him. Other than smirking, that was the one thing sure to set him off. I’m convinced it only pisses him off so much because he can’t raise one eyebrow (despite the number of times I’d overheard him insist that Bunce teach him how).

“I waited for you all morning at the pool! And then you never showed up to practice either! What the hell Baz?”

I could feel anger bubbling inside me, “I was busy.” Selfish bastard. I kicked his shoes aside, and made my way towards our bathroom.

“Where did you go?” he was still seething. Snow never knew when to let things go, did he?

I didn’t even realize he enjoyed morning practices that much. I ignored the way my heart lurched at the possibility. The possibility that maybe he enjoyed our time together.

“None of your fucking business, Snow.” I rolled my eyes and tossed my jumper on the bed. The stress of the day was getting to me. I was just happy Mordi would be okay. Eventually, I mean; she still looked like hell when I saw her. At least it wasn’t serious. Maybe I’d try to drive down and see her again on Sunday. Sunday was the only day we didn’t practice.

“Yes, it is! You promised to train me!” he whined. I wanted to choke him. Or kiss him. I still couldn’t figure out which. And I still couldn’t figure out how I’d managed to fall for someone who drove me so crazy.

I spun around to face him. He was sitting on the edge of his bed now, in his boxers, arms across his chest (he really was starting to look more filled out. His scone-pudge was slowly receding. I couldn’t tell if I liked it or not).

“Alright Snow, fine. I drove to Hampshire to see my sister in the hospital.” I snapped and slammed the bathroom door behind me.

When I came back out Snow was asleep again. Figures. I turned off all the lights, and crawled into bed.

[adambstingus]

23 Men Reveal The Absolute WORST Sexual Experience Of Their Lives

Found on AskReddit.

1. Her false eye popped out and I felt it on my balls.

Met girl at rave. Went to cemetery. Getting beej, she deep throated, her false eye I was unaware of came out.

Felt it on my balls.

Yes.

2. There was a swamp-green streak in her panties that smelled like a fish’s asshole.

Was back in high school. Things were getting hot and heavy until I tried taking her pants off. There was a swamp-green streak in her panties that smelled like a fish’s asshole. We didn’t even get to the sex part and I still consider it the worst sex I’ve ever had. It still haunts me to this day.

3. My balls got tickled by her fart.

With my now ex-wife. Standard sexy-time up to a point (kissing, boob play, a little oral), then I go to put it in. She farts. I felt it tickle my balls.

It tickled my balls, man. You can’t keep going after that. I’m a nurse and not much grosses me out but…My balls got tickled by her fart.

4. I lay there….unspent and sad.

Does masturbation count? Im going to tell it anyways.

I was having a dry period of about a month. I woke up after a really vivid wet dream and tried to rub it out.

I proceeded to slip in and out of consciousness for a good ten minutes, rubbing it until it is hard, falling half asleep for a minute, waking up again, rubbing it again. After those ten minutes, I just gave up. I lay there….unspent and sad.

5. I was gagging the entire time.

Was quite drunk and in a miserable period in my life where I’d fuck just about anything. Hooked up with a neighbor’s friend. She had dreads. I was gagging the entire time. Barely managed to finish. Showered for what felt like an eternity after.

6. She shit right in my hand.

I pulled out to give myself a break, we were in the doggy position. I started fingering her and she started to orgasm. She shit right in my hand.

7. I threw up on her snatch.

I went down on a girl and it smelled exactly like an Arby’s cheddar melt. I threw up on her snatch, and that wasn’t a deal breaker for her. It just made her want it more. She knew I liked it a little rough, from previous conversations, and so she straight up launched herself, puke beef cootchie and all, right onto my face and starts grinding. I was so caught off be-fucking-wildered that I froze, internally screaming this is a bad dream. This has got to be a bad fucking dream. Meanwhile in grind town, the aroma of Arby’s and half-digested oatmeal smeared my face as I finally screamed in horror and ran out.

You try getting that out of your beard.

8. She insisted on watching while blowing me.

Ended up losing my virginity to my first girlfriend while watching I asked her if we could maybe turn it off, at which point she removed my penis from her mouth and said, But it’s my favorite movie?

9. It was like my penis rolled a sticky tear.

I had a pretty sad jerk off the other night.

I guess my heart wasn’t into it or something but the run up to the orgasm started fine but then it just became a chore. I kept thinking about other stuff. My arm was getting tired. I farted mid-way through and the smell was a distraction.

I start to cum and it immediately got soft and just like seeped out. No energy behind it at all. No happiness or excitement. It was like my penis rolled a sticky tear.

Then my dick was like a sad old drunk slumping into a puddle of his own sick. I just sat there all heavy with shame for a few seconds as this gif looping on my monitor that, with the haze of arousal fizzled, was just awkward and weird. All titties being mashed and slapped around like they owed someone money.

Then I got a sandwich and played Minecraft.

10. I found out in the most painful way that I was in fact too big for her once her teeth shredded my dick and filled her mouth with blood.

Was dating a girl a few years back and after a month of intense make out sessions and heavy petting we decided it was time to take things to the next level. It started off well enough when she pulled out my junk and exclaimed I was the biggest she’d seen, and she was proud of her ability to deep throat and was insistent she could take me on. So without any warm up at all she tries to shove my entire dry dick down her throat and I found out in the most painful way that I was in fact too big for her once her teeth shredded my dick and filled her mouth with blood. We didn’t get to the sex part due to my crying

11. I accidentally told a girl I loved her and proceeded to have awkward coitus.

I was once having sex with a girl I’d been dating for a few weeks. I thought she said I love you so I was like Oh I love you too but she actually just said something completely different. She stopped dead and questioned what I’d said, but I just said never mind and carried on. TL;DR I accidentally told a girl I loved her and proceeded to have awkward coitus.

12. She kindly informs me I wasn’t in and was rubbing between her ass cheeks and sheets the whole time.

First time I ever did it. I was thrusting hard and doing well, so I thought. Then she kindly informs me I wasn’t in and was rubbing between her ass cheeks and sheets the whole time. I almost came from that.

13. I banged a hoarder in the closet of her smelly apartment. Afterwards she fished an old condom out of her pussy.

So, Im at a bar and I start working on a girl. Shes pretty hot. We dance, we drink, we talk. She makes it pretty clear she wants to go back to my place. At one point, she was even joking how its been forever since she’s been laid.

Im only in town visiting a friend and crashing on his couch so I insist on going to her place. Initially she resists the idea but I elaborate on the couch thing, plus he lives super far away, he doesnt have a car so I dont know how she would get home, etc., etc. Eventually she caves.

She lives walking distance away in a pretty nice apartment building. We go up the elevator and when we get to her front door she warns me that she shares a 1 bedroom apartment with a roommate and that, Its a little bit messy.

She opens the door; we go in and Im slapped across the face with the stench of weeks-old garbage and a pile of dishes festering in the sink. I have no idea how someone could live with that smell emanating from their kitchen but perhaps even worse is the whole place looks like an episode of hoarders. Junk is everywhere. It covers every conceivable surface, and is several feet thick in some places with piles of laundry and random items littered across the floor.

At this point, a better man would have called it. Thanked her for the lovely evening and taken a very lonely but far more sanitary cab ride back home. But its been a while for me and shes probably the hottest chick Ive ever landed. So instead her and I waded through the piles of garbage to make our way to her bedroom.

She leads me to a windowless room that I can only describe as a closet. Its barely large enough for a single mattress, which is placed directly on the floor. We are surrounded on all sides by piles of junk and clothes but Im relieved to be away from the chaos and stink that is her kitchen.

We go in and I close the door behind us and we are plunged into blackness. There are no lights in the room. She fumbles around and says Just a second! while she rummages through her purse, takes out her cellphone, activates the flashlight app, and MacGyver’s the worlds saddest desk lamp by propping it up on a pile of dirty clothes.

We get down to business. At this point Im so thoroughly disgusted with myself that Im having trouble getting ready for action. Fortunately (or perhaps unfortunately), she sucks dick like a champ and we get things underway. I put on a condom and were off to the races. At this point all I want to do is blow my load and make my escape from this smelly dungeon.

Then she stops me: Wait a second I think the condom broke. My heart immediately seizes up and sinks to the pit of my stomach as I consider the possibility of being connected to this hot mess and her garbage dungeon for 18 years.

I withdraw and she sticks her finger into her pussy, fishes out a broken condom, and flings it at the wall. As shes rummaging through her trash heap looking for another condom I look down and I notice something. Im still wearing a condom And its totally intact.

tl;dr I banged a hoarder in the closet of her smelly apartment. Afterwards she fished an old condom out of her pussy.

14. I projectile-vomited from the realization I had been banging a 15-year-old for a month.

This one is sad and I’m disgusted with myself for a reason that will become clear. I was 21 and had been dating this girl who was 18. I met her mother and they were even talking about how they were planning her 19th birthday party and how she couldn’t believe how fast her little girl was growing up and her mom even said her daughter scored big time landing a handsome 21-year-old man yadda yadda. It was weird and felt like I was missing an inside joke. Fast forward a month and lots of pretty good sex.

We had left party at a beach house to fuck in my car. She gets sick and vomits at one point, super drunk, but thankfully she managed to vomit outside the car. We keep going at it, or trying to; I was drunk myself and drunk me and erections dont work so well, windows had fogged up and the car was rocking.

There’s a sharp knock at the window that I ignored, kept fucking. Then there’s another knock and its insistent. I get angry at this point and yell leave me alone, we are fucking! I thought it was a friend looking for us. Nope. I was met by a blinding light being shown and an obvious cop tone telling us to exit the vehicle.

Two cops were outside and asked if we were at the party because they had a noise complaint. Yup. I’m freaking out because she’s clearly wasted and she was only 18. I was 21 so I just knew I would be hit with a charge for supplying alcohol to an underage person. The dreaded question comes up. How old are you? I responded with Im 21 sir, but I haven’t supplied any alcohol to anyone but myself. Cop smirks but looks at my GF and asks her her age.

She looks around shyly, albeit drunkenly, and says Fifteen. It took me a moment to clock it but the cops looking at me wide-eyed confirmed what I thought must have been a misheard statement. The moment the statement was confirmed was met by a What the fucking fuck!?! scream of disbelief and projectile vomit from the realization I had been banging a 15-year-old for a month. She did not look like she was that young.

I immediately went on a rant about how I met her mom and how the fuck that was even possible. Apparently my reaction was so genuine that the cops believed it. They even had the girl call her mom and her mother confirmed that they had lied to me. All I received that night was being pulled aside by cops and a lecture about checking girls IDs.

15. The smelllike wet garbage in the hot sunhit me.

Back when I was in law school, there was a girl, M. M was a wholesome gal from Wisconsin: blonde hair, blue eyes, a slight gap in her front teeth. A real girl-next-door type (in the traditional, non-porno sense). She grew up on a dairy farm.

M was what we called law school hotlate 20s (and just starting to show it), slightly pudgy, finally trying harder to dress professionally than to dress sexy, generally attractive, but didn’t really stand out in a crowd. Her biggest assetliterallywas her awesome rack. To quote , they hung enormous, the way you’d think of God’s as big. Her daddy would have been lucky to have a milk cow endowed like her.

It was the end of our first semester, which for new 1Ls is a huge deal. (The stress during the initial year in law school is tremendous; if you’ve ever seen the movie Paper Chase, it’s 100% accurate.) The tradition at my law school was for everyone to saunter over to the bar a block away after their last exam and hang out. M and I had a friendly relationship up until that point, so when I saw her walk through the door, I waved her over and she joined our group of about ten or so.

At some pointprompted in part, I’m sure, by large quantities of boozewe of course started talking about sex, and because one of the guys with us was gay, the topic of anal sex came up. After a bit, M admitted that she had never tried anal. I was drunk and feeling saucy, so I said, ‘We should rectify that. Rectum-ify, she giggled back, and at that moment, I decided to put all of my drunken intellect towards coming in her back door before the night was out.

After a few hours our group was dwindling, but some of us were determined to continue celebrating for a while longer and M was looking like she was ready to head out. She needed to eat, she said, and was running out of cash, too. We still had about ¾ of a pizza left, and I was trying to convince her to stay, so I offered to buy her next drink if she’d stick around.

When I came back with her drinksomething with tequila, I believeshe turned to me and said, I shouldn’t be eating this, I’m lactose-intolerant. I hope you’re happy, because I’m doing this for you.

After that round, more people headed out, and M couldn’t be persuaded to stay. But I wasn’t ready to give up, so I offered to walk her home, since our apartments were next to each other, and only a few blocks away. When we got to her place, she invited me in. We went through the standard fooling around routine, ending up naked and horizontal in her bed.

Emboldened by earlier conversation, M’s apparent enthusiasm, and a large dose of alcohol, I eventually suggested that we try anal, and M agreed. After some shuffling, we ended up with her on top so that she could control the depth and speed, and for a few minutes, I was happily watching M’s magnificent mammaries jiggle around while she gingerly bounced on my rod.

After a few minutes, her expression switched from drunken sex stupor to pain and fear. Assuming I had hurt her somehow, I began to push her off of me, but she told me to wait. Sudden pressure and heat on my tool tipped me off to her digestive distress, and I could feel something trickling down my balls. I started to get up again, but she said, No, please. Stay inside. Just for a minute. I protested, but she was panicked, and begged me to help her to the bathroom before I pulled out.

We flailed around for a moment, and awkwardly switched to doggy style. We tried to shuffle to the bathroom, but drunkenness, the physical difficulty of the act, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all meant we didn’t make much progress. In a moment of inebriated genius, I hoisted her up by the hips and suggested she walk on her hands.

It turns out that wheelbarrowing a crying drunk girl across her apartment with your dick stuck in her ass isn’t particularly sexy, and a combination of internal pressure and my rapidly deflating member caused what is probably best referred to as an uncorking.

I watched in slow-mo horror as a fountain of diarrhea blasted out of her butthole, point-blank into my crotch. Spattering my torso. And my arms. And my face. And I dropped her. She hit the ground, hard, sobbing. The smelllike wet garbage in the hot sunhit me. I was painted from waist down with her special brand of brownie batter.

I was in shock. I just stood there, dumbfounded, staring at this poor girl, suffering the world’s worst case of mudbutt, crying on the floor of her shitty apartment, shit oozing out of her ass, shit dripping off of me.

But as horrible as the sight and the smell were, the worst was the sound. That sound will haunt me for the rest of my life. No language on Earth can approximate the cacophony of her crapping everywhere. It was a combination of the most over-the-top whoopee cushion, someone snapping gum through their teeth, and the glug of a water cooler. That sound blared above all, the way classical music plays during the hero’s against-all-odds rush into death in war movies. The sobbing was a distant drone, almost outside my notice, but the burbling of her bowels was deafening, in perfect sonorous clarity.

I must have stood there for maybe 10 seconds, but it felt like an hour. In a daze I pulled my pants on, then ran out the door. I mean ran. I sprinted. I left my shirt, my shoes, my socks, my boxers. All of it was abandoned in my mad dash to get home. People on the street saw me, but I didn’t care. I ran the 100 yards to my apartment door, past everyone, and I threw myself in the shower, and I cried.

16. She yelps like a pup and I spent the next 15 minutes cradling her as she whimpers, calling me an idiot.

Was having sex with my girlfriend at the time shes this cute little thing but really strong (she actually joined the Army later) anyway shes on top, I grab her and pull her to me and flip her onto her back and now I’m on top. She fucking loves it. She decides she wants to put her hands in my hair, small problem her one arm is in between my hand holding me up (This was spontaneous hiking in the woods and on top of a picnic blanket sex and not soft bed sex) and her body. She decides to quickly pull her hand out just as I was thrusting. She knocks out my support and I start to fall so I lift my other hand and throw it to center the balance. Her seeing my fall turns to her side so we dont whack skulls. Now this girl weighs 110 soaking wet, I’m 250lbs. My center balancing position threw my hand down at Mach 1 with 250lbs behind it directly onto her breast. She yelps like a pup and I spent the next 15 minutes cradling her as she whimpers, calling me an idiot.

17. I lasted like 4 pumps max.

tl;dr Couldn’t get it up and repeatedly embarrassed myself night after night for two weeks.

So I met this girl overseas. She was also American and was working in the same area I was. Short, great curves, cute face, overall way hot. Started talking to her on Facebook, and found out she was an awesome conversationalist and that we had a lot of personality traits in common. Unfortunately, things didn’t escalate quickly enough before I ended up going home for a few months.

While I was home, we kept talking of Facebook and really hit it off. Flirting became sex references became overt I want to have sex with you. This went on for like two months. We were Skyping and messaging all day long. We even discussed that we would be making out and banging as soon as I got back.

Finally got back and saw her again, and we immediately went back to my room and got down to it. 0-100mph in the space of about 10 mins, and we hadn’t even had a sip of alcohol.

I really liked this girl. A lot. Too much. So much that my nerves overruled my basic biological functions and I went soft as a bar rag as soon as she was above me about to put it in. Try as we might, there was no getting me stiff again. I’d never had trouble keeping it up (while sober) before and was highly surprised and disappointed with myself. I’d also never had this strong of an affection for someone before ever having sex with them.

Freshly inspired by some illuminating time with a therapist back home, I decided that honesty with her and with myself was the best policy here and just explained that I was nervous as shit and didn’t think I could be performing tonight. She hid her disappointment very well. We cuddled up and went to bed.

I woke up in the middle of the night, hard as a diamond, and decided to try again. Minimum amount of foreplay and I lasted like 4 pumps max. She actually thanked me for waking her up to try again!

I could get plenty hard enough when we tried from there on out, but as soon as the shuttle approached for reentry, all the heat shielding melted away, the structure collapsed, and the crew went down in burning flames. My nerves persisted with no sign of relenting with her over the next few days.

This saint blew me every day and I disappointed this woman who wanted my cock so bad every day for like two weeks. She stuck around enthusiastic and persistent (which blows my mind because she could have left and pulled any slab of hot meat she wanted) for two weeks. Expecting her to give up and leave made me even more nervous, but she never did.

Finally, in a night of just the right amount of tipsy, I pulled it off! Had drunk, short, sloppy sex, but I was mildly reassured that I at least was capable. Over the next few days, I gradually got over my nerves enough to at least keep hard enough to penetrate. When I was finally batting 100 instead of zero, we basically opened the floodgates and fucked at least daily for months. Sex got better and better and she stuck around.

She moved in with me last summer and I can’t imagine a cooler girlfriend.

18. We get 4, maybe 5 thrusts in before the girl’s friend barges into the room and starts screaming bloody murder.

Coincidentally my first go at sex…. Party at a good friends’ house, talk to a girl all night and end up in one of my friend’s bedroom, my friends were siblings, this is important because my friend had gotten in trouble earlier in the week with her mother resulting in her door knob being removed so she couldn’t lock the door. Things are getting hot and heavy, clothes are off, dick is slid in, and we get 4, maybe 5 thrusts in before the girl’s friend barges into the room and starts screaming bloody murder, for no reason beyond being a drunk high school girl encountering an awkward interaction, whole room rushes in as the girl sits, petrified, on top of my softening dick.

19. Girl blew me. Somehow she made it boring.

Girl blew me.

Somehow she made it boring.

Also dry like desert.

Painful, could not convince her to do something else.

Her begging me to cum had opposite effect it should have. Normally wind blows I cum, but not this day.

Finally take matters into my own hands (A, normally wouldn’t want to, B, she stopped me every time before she developed lockjaw an hour in) finish myself in her mouth.

Collapse from exhaustion and sadness.

She tells me she loves me.

This was our first sexual encounter of any kind.

Bizzaro world of future with her as my wife getting blow jobs I somehow don’t want every night flashes before my eyes.

I bolt.

She proclaims as I fade out of sight, that was the best I’ve ever given.

Her roommates were in living room, though I didn’t see them, I’m sure they shook their heads.

Sad.

20. The whole time I was thinking, Im gonna fucking die.

She was drunk, I was drunker, it was like trying to stab someone with a piece of soft rope, so I had some…enhancement pills, not a great combo being drunk, horny and all worked up so I basically ended up at near heart attack levels of strain on my heart, I mean I did it and she seemed happy enough, but the whole time I was thinking Im gonna fucking die, I’m gonna die fucking someone in doggy and pin her down with my body when I do.

Ironically I bet that made me last longer. Also when I woke up I was still erect.

21. And that, ladies and gents, is how I began the year of 2016 by contracting syphilis.

She was 5 foot nothing, perky breasts, and a shapely backside. Cute as a button.

She laid next to me on her single mattress in the dingy apartment room she was forced to rent in order to dance in the local strip joint of my home town. Both of us fairly hung over, though no less frisky for it.

As we lay there dozing in and out of sleep, and mumbling conversation her intentions for my company became clearer the more often her ass made its way to grinding against my groin.

Bedraggled state of affairs I was in, I tried to ignore her silent request for attention. Whether a result of anxiety at being in bed with a real live exotic dancer, the effects of my diet consisting solely of beer and cigarettes for 3 days solid, or a combination of both, junior was not up to the task.

However my companion was determined. Given her increased advances I refused to allow myself to miss the opportunity of bedding a stripper. Reaching a free hand into my boxers, I began to tug one out.

After a brief minute of awakening my member, I felt sufficiently hard enough to see through the task at hand. Rolling over into a spooning position I guided my cock to her awaiting opening, and did my damndest to enter her.

Unfortunately it became obvious that my wedding tackle wasn’t sufficiently warmed up, as I began pushing rope after acquainting myself with the first couple inches of her vulva.

Propping my would-be lover onto her knees, I assumed my position behind her and tried to go to work once more. I attended her vagina with one free hand while stimulating my rod with the other.

It only occurred to me after the first few strokes how long my willy had gone without attention. Before I could rethink my strategy-or convince junior to take any other form besides that of an over cooked pasta noodle-I felt an all too familiar sensation rushing through my vas.

I tried to clamp my trouser snake in a death grip as a last-ditch effort to stop the inevitable, but to no avail. Bat and balls pulsed in unison, erupting a fountain of jism far more enthusiastic than I would have expected given the setting. It was all over.

Kneeling there, unbelieving, I looked brokenly to the web of cum enveloping my hand and the considerable dollop on the sheets. My attempted consort still positioned patiently, eyes closed, anticipating more than the idle digit I had planted in her baby chute.

I did the best to compose myself, wiped the spunk off on a nearby scrap of fabric, and managed to splutter the words I need a cigarette.

And that, ladies and gents, is how I began the year of 2016 by contracting syphilis.

22. I found a long yellow dead piece of grass up my dickhole.

Was young and was having sex in the grass in the backyard, I felt a giant spider skittle across my chest and bucked the bitch off of me. Turned over and got up, later in the house I felt a weird pressure on my dick, went to the bathroom and found a long yellow dead piece of grass up my dickhole. Hurt the whole way out.

If youre going to have sex outside kids, put down a blanket.

23. The story of Vampire Girl.

Oh boy. Let me tell you the story of Vampire Girl.

Many years ago, I had just gotten out of my first relationship. That first relationship included all the other firsts – kiss, grope, sex, etc. Upon its ending, I was a total wreck. A pitiful mass of ridiculously maudlin sentiments. My friends kept telling me I needed to rebound. Get under someone to get over someone. You know the drill.

So a perfectly lovely girl invites me out, then we head to her place. I was not into it. I was and remain pretty much unable to differentiate the act of sex from romantic feelings, and I was still in love with my ex. So things weren’t really working down there.

This lovely girl takes it in stride, and decides that some kink will help turn the cooked noodle back into hard, raw spaghetti. Cue something that I, the veteran of one fairly vanilla sexual partner, was not prepared to hear.

Her: Do you want me to get out my whip?

Me: Uh

Her: We can taste each other’s blood.

Me: can we just go to sleep, please?

She kept stroking my face all night.

Listen, S, I don’t know if you’re reading this, but current me would have been willing to work a bit with the whip. Still no blood play. Sorry for being awkward as all hell about it back then.

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1. Her false eye popped out and I felt it on my balls.

Met girl at rave. Went to cemetery. Getting beej, she deep throated, her false eye I was unaware of came out.

Felt it on my balls.

Yes.

2. There was a swamp-green streak in her panties that smelled like a fish’s asshole.

Was back in high school. Things were getting hot and heavy until I tried taking her pants off. There was a swamp-green streak in her panties that smelled like a fish’s asshole. We didn’t even get to the sex part and I still consider it the worst sex I’ve ever had. It still haunts me to this day.

3. My balls got tickled by her fart.

With my now ex-wife. Standard sexy-time up to a point (kissing, boob play, a little oral), then I go to put it in. She farts. I felt it tickle my balls.

It tickled my balls, man. You can’t keep going after that. I’m a nurse and not much grosses me out but…My balls got tickled by her fart.

4. I lay there….unspent and sad.

Does masturbation count? Im going to tell it anyways.

I was having a dry period of about a month. I woke up after a really vivid wet dream and tried to rub it out.

I proceeded to slip in and out of consciousness for a good ten minutes, rubbing it until it is hard, falling half asleep for a minute, waking up again, rubbing it again. After those ten minutes, I just gave up. I lay there….unspent and sad.

5. I was gagging the entire time.

Was quite drunk and in a miserable period in my life where I’d fuck just about anything. Hooked up with a neighbor’s friend. She had dreads. I was gagging the entire time. Barely managed to finish. Showered for what felt like an eternity after.

6. She shit right in my hand.

I pulled out to give myself a break, we were in the doggy position. I started fingering her and she started to orgasm. She shit right in my hand.

7. I threw up on her snatch.

I went down on a girl and it smelled exactly like an Arby’s cheddar melt. I threw up on her snatch, and that wasn’t a deal breaker for her. It just made her want it more. She knew I liked it a little rough, from previous conversations, and so she straight up launched herself, puke beef cootchie and all, right onto my face and starts grinding. I was so caught off be-fucking-wildered that I froze, internally screaming this is a bad dream. This has got to be a bad fucking dream. Meanwhile in grind town, the aroma of Arby’s and half-digested oatmeal smeared my face as I finally screamed in horror and ran out.

You try getting that out of your beard.

8. She insisted on watching while blowing me.

Ended up losing my virginity to my first girlfriend while watching I asked her if we could maybe turn it off, at which point she removed my penis from her mouth and said, But it’s my favorite movie?

9. It was like my penis rolled a sticky tear.

I had a pretty sad jerk off the other night.

I guess my heart wasn’t into it or something but the run up to the orgasm started fine but then it just became a chore. I kept thinking about other stuff. My arm was getting tired. I farted mid-way through and the smell was a distraction.

I start to cum and it immediately got soft and just like seeped out. No energy behind it at all. No happiness or excitement. It was like my penis rolled a sticky tear.

Then my dick was like a sad old drunk slumping into a puddle of his own sick. I just sat there all heavy with shame for a few seconds as this gif looping on my monitor that, with the haze of arousal fizzled, was just awkward and weird. All titties being mashed and slapped around like they owed someone money.

Then I got a sandwich and played Minecraft.

10. I found out in the most painful way that I was in fact too big for her once her teeth shredded my dick and filled her mouth with blood.

Was dating a girl a few years back and after a month of intense make out sessions and heavy petting we decided it was time to take things to the next level. It started off well enough when she pulled out my junk and exclaimed I was the biggest she’d seen, and she was proud of her ability to deep throat and was insistent she could take me on. So without any warm up at all she tries to shove my entire dry dick down her throat and I found out in the most painful way that I was in fact too big for her once her teeth shredded my dick and filled her mouth with blood. We didn’t get to the sex part due to my crying

11. I accidentally told a girl I loved her and proceeded to have awkward coitus.

I was once having sex with a girl I’d been dating for a few weeks. I thought she said I love you so I was like Oh I love you too but she actually just said something completely different. She stopped dead and questioned what I’d said, but I just said never mind and carried on. TL;DR I accidentally told a girl I loved her and proceeded to have awkward coitus.

12. She kindly informs me I wasn’t in and was rubbing between her ass cheeks and sheets the whole time.

First time I ever did it. I was thrusting hard and doing well, so I thought. Then she kindly informs me I wasn’t in and was rubbing between her ass cheeks and sheets the whole time. I almost came from that.

13. I banged a hoarder in the closet of her smelly apartment. Afterwards she fished an old condom out of her pussy.

So, Im at a bar and I start working on a girl. Shes pretty hot. We dance, we drink, we talk. She makes it pretty clear she wants to go back to my place. At one point, she was even joking how its been forever since she’s been laid.

Im only in town visiting a friend and crashing on his couch so I insist on going to her place. Initially she resists the idea but I elaborate on the couch thing, plus he lives super far away, he doesnt have a car so I dont know how she would get home, etc., etc. Eventually she caves.

She lives walking distance away in a pretty nice apartment building. We go up the elevator and when we get to her front door she warns me that she shares a 1 bedroom apartment with a roommate and that, Its a little bit messy.

She opens the door; we go in and Im slapped across the face with the stench of weeks-old garbage and a pile of dishes festering in the sink. I have no idea how someone could live with that smell emanating from their kitchen but perhaps even worse is the whole place looks like an episode of hoarders. Junk is everywhere. It covers every conceivable surface, and is several feet thick in some places with piles of laundry and random items littered across the floor.

At this point, a better man would have called it. Thanked her for the lovely evening and taken a very lonely but far more sanitary cab ride back home. But its been a while for me and shes probably the hottest chick Ive ever landed. So instead her and I waded through the piles of garbage to make our way to her bedroom.

She leads me to a windowless room that I can only describe as a closet. Its barely large enough for a single mattress, which is placed directly on the floor. We are surrounded on all sides by piles of junk and clothes but Im relieved to be away from the chaos and stink that is her kitchen.

We go in and I close the door behind us and we are plunged into blackness. There are no lights in the room. She fumbles around and says Just a second! while she rummages through her purse, takes out her cellphone, activates the flashlight app, and MacGyver’s the worlds saddest desk lamp by propping it up on a pile of dirty clothes.

We get down to business. At this point Im so thoroughly disgusted with myself that Im having trouble getting ready for action. Fortunately (or perhaps unfortunately), she sucks dick like a champ and we get things underway. I put on a condom and were off to the races. At this point all I want to do is blow my load and make my escape from this smelly dungeon.

Then she stops me: Wait a second I think the condom broke. My heart immediately seizes up and sinks to the pit of my stomach as I consider the possibility of being connected to this hot mess and her garbage dungeon for 18 years.

I withdraw and she sticks her finger into her pussy, fishes out a broken condom, and flings it at the wall. As shes rummaging through her trash heap looking for another condom I look down and I notice something. Im still wearing a condom And its totally intact.

tl;dr I banged a hoarder in the closet of her smelly apartment. Afterwards she fished an old condom out of her pussy.

14. I projectile-vomited from the realization I had been banging a 15-year-old for a month.

This one is sad and I’m disgusted with myself for a reason that will become clear. I was 21 and had been dating this girl who was 18. I met her mother and they were even talking about how they were planning her 19th birthday party and how she couldn’t believe how fast her little girl was growing up and her mom even said her daughter scored big time landing a handsome 21-year-old man yadda yadda. It was weird and felt like I was missing an inside joke. Fast forward a month and lots of pretty good sex.

We had left party at a beach house to fuck in my car. She gets sick and vomits at one point, super drunk, but thankfully she managed to vomit outside the car. We keep going at it, or trying to; I was drunk myself and drunk me and erections dont work so well, windows had fogged up and the car was rocking.

There’s a sharp knock at the window that I ignored, kept fucking. Then there’s another knock and its insistent. I get angry at this point and yell leave me alone, we are fucking! I thought it was a friend looking for us. Nope. I was met by a blinding light being shown and an obvious cop tone telling us to exit the vehicle.

Two cops were outside and asked if we were at the party because they had a noise complaint. Yup. I’m freaking out because she’s clearly wasted and she was only 18. I was 21 so I just knew I would be hit with a charge for supplying alcohol to an underage person. The dreaded question comes up. How old are you? I responded with Im 21 sir, but I haven’t supplied any alcohol to anyone but myself. Cop smirks but looks at my GF and asks her her age.

She looks around shyly, albeit drunkenly, and says Fifteen. It took me a moment to clock it but the cops looking at me wide-eyed confirmed what I thought must have been a misheard statement. The moment the statement was confirmed was met by a What the fucking fuck!?! scream of disbelief and projectile vomit from the realization I had been banging a 15-year-old for a month. She did not look like she was that young.

I immediately went on a rant about how I met her mom and how the fuck that was even possible. Apparently my reaction was so genuine that the cops believed it. They even had the girl call her mom and her mother confirmed that they had lied to me. All I received that night was being pulled aside by cops and a lecture about checking girls IDs.

15. The smelllike wet garbage in the hot sunhit me.

Back when I was in law school, there was a girl, M. M was a wholesome gal from Wisconsin: blonde hair, blue eyes, a slight gap in her front teeth. A real girl-next-door type (in the traditional, non-porno sense). She grew up on a dairy farm.

M was what we called law school hotlate 20s (and just starting to show it), slightly pudgy, finally trying harder to dress professionally than to dress sexy, generally attractive, but didn’t really stand out in a crowd. Her biggest assetliterallywas her awesome rack. To quote , they hung enormous, the way you’d think of God’s as big. Her daddy would have been lucky to have a milk cow endowed like her.

It was the end of our first semester, which for new 1Ls is a huge deal. (The stress during the initial year in law school is tremendous; if you’ve ever seen the movie Paper Chase, it’s 100% accurate.) The tradition at my law school was for everyone to saunter over to the bar a block away after their last exam and hang out. M and I had a friendly relationship up until that point, so when I saw her walk through the door, I waved her over and she joined our group of about ten or so.

At some pointprompted in part, I’m sure, by large quantities of boozewe of course started talking about sex, and because one of the guys with us was gay, the topic of anal sex came up. After a bit, M admitted that she had never tried anal. I was drunk and feeling saucy, so I said, ‘We should rectify that. Rectum-ify, she giggled back, and at that moment, I decided to put all of my drunken intellect towards coming in her back door before the night was out.

After a few hours our group was dwindling, but some of us were determined to continue celebrating for a while longer and M was looking like she was ready to head out. She needed to eat, she said, and was running out of cash, too. We still had about 3/4 of a pizza left, and I was trying to convince her to stay, so I offered to buy her next drink if she’d stick around.

When I came back with her drinksomething with tequila, I believeshe turned to me and said, I shouldn’t be eating this, I’m lactose-intolerant. I hope you’re happy, because I’m doing this for you.

After that round, more people headed out, and M couldn’t be persuaded to stay. But I wasn’t ready to give up, so I offered to walk her home, since our apartments were next to each other, and only a few blocks away. When we got to her place, she invited me in. We went through the standard fooling around routine, ending up naked and horizontal in her bed.

Emboldened by earlier conversation, M’s apparent enthusiasm, and a large dose of alcohol, I eventually suggested that we try anal, and M agreed. After some shuffling, we ended up with her on top so that she could control the depth and speed, and for a few minutes, I was happily watching M’s magnificent mammaries jiggle around while she gingerly bounced on my rod.

After a few minutes, her expression switched from drunken sex stupor to pain and fear. Assuming I had hurt her somehow, I began to push her off of me, but she told me to wait. Sudden pressure and heat on my tool tipped me off to her digestive distress, and I could feel something trickling down my balls. I started to get up again, but she said, No, please. Stay inside. Just for a minute. I protested, but she was panicked, and begged me to help her to the bathroom before I pulled out.

We flailed around for a moment, and awkwardly switched to doggy style. We tried to shuffle to the bathroom, but drunkenness, the physical difficulty of the act, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all meant we didn’t make much progress. In a moment of inebriated genius, I hoisted her up by the hips and suggested she walk on her hands.

It turns out that wheelbarrowing a crying drunk girl across her apartment with your dick stuck in her ass isn’t particularly sexy, and a combination of internal pressure and my rapidly deflating member caused what is probably best referred to as an uncorking.

I watched in slow-mo horror as a fountain of diarrhea blasted out of her butthole, point-blank into my crotch. Spattering my torso. And my arms. And my face. And I dropped her. She hit the ground, hard, sobbing. The smelllike wet garbage in the hot sunhit me. I was painted from waist down with her special brand of brownie batter.

I was in shock. I just stood there, dumbfounded, staring at this poor girl, suffering the world’s worst case of mudbutt, crying on the floor of her shitty apartment, shit oozing out of her ass, shit dripping off of me.

But as horrible as the sight and the smell were, the worst was the sound. That sound will haunt me for the rest of my life. No language on Earth can approximate the cacophony of her crapping everywhere. It was a combination of the most over-the-top whoopee cushion, someone snapping gum through their teeth, and the glug of a water cooler. That sound blared above all, the way classical music plays during the hero’s against-all-odds rush into death in war movies. The sobbing was a distant drone, almost outside my notice, but the burbling of her bowels was deafening, in perfect sonorous clarity.

I must have stood there for maybe 10 seconds, but it felt like an hour. In a daze I pulled my pants on, then ran out the door. I mean ran. I sprinted. I left my shirt, my shoes, my socks, my boxers. All of it was abandoned in my mad dash to get home. People on the street saw me, but I didn’t care. I ran the 100 yards to my apartment door, past everyone, and I threw myself in the shower, and I cried.

16. She yelps like a pup and I spent the next 15 minutes cradling her as she whimpers, calling me an idiot.

Was having sex with my girlfriend at the time shes this cute little thing but really strong (she actually joined the Army later) anyway shes on top, I grab her and pull her to me and flip her onto her back and now I’m on top. She fucking loves it. She decides she wants to put her hands in my hair, small problem her one arm is in between my hand holding me up (This was spontaneous hiking in the woods and on top of a picnic blanket sex and not soft bed sex) and her body. She decides to quickly pull her hand out just as I was thrusting. She knocks out my support and I start to fall so I lift my other hand and throw it to center the balance. Her seeing my fall turns to her side so we dont whack skulls. Now this girl weighs 110 soaking wet, I’m 250lbs. My center balancing position threw my hand down at Mach 1 with 250lbs behind it directly onto her breast. She yelps like a pup and I spent the next 15 minutes cradling her as she whimpers, calling me an idiot.

17. I lasted like 4 pumps max.

tl;dr Couldn’t get it up and repeatedly embarrassed myself night after night for two weeks.

So I met this girl overseas. She was also American and was working in the same area I was. Short, great curves, cute face, overall way hot. Started talking to her on Facebook, and found out she was an awesome conversationalist and that we had a lot of personality traits in common. Unfortunately, things didn’t escalate quickly enough before I ended up going home for a few months.

While I was home, we kept talking of Facebook and really hit it off. Flirting became sex references became overt I want to have sex with you. This went on for like two months. We were Skyping and messaging all day long. We even discussed that we would be making out and banging as soon as I got back.

Finally got back and saw her again, and we immediately went back to my room and got down to it. 0-100mph in the space of about 10 mins, and we hadn’t even had a sip of alcohol.

I really liked this girl. A lot. Too much. So much that my nerves overruled my basic biological functions and I went soft as a bar rag as soon as she was above me about to put it in. Try as we might, there was no getting me stiff again. I’d never had trouble keeping it up (while sober) before and was highly surprised and disappointed with myself. I’d also never had this strong of an affection for someone before ever having sex with them.

Freshly inspired by some illuminating time with a therapist back home, I decided that honesty with her and with myself was the best policy here and just explained that I was nervous as shit and didn’t think I could be performing tonight. She hid her disappointment very well. We cuddled up and went to bed.

I woke up in the middle of the night, hard as a diamond, and decided to try again. Minimum amount of foreplay and I lasted like 4 pumps max. She actually thanked me for waking her up to try again!

I could get plenty hard enough when we tried from there on out, but as soon as the shuttle approached for reentry, all the heat shielding melted away, the structure collapsed, and the crew went down in burning flames. My nerves persisted with no sign of relenting with her over the next few days.

This saint blew me every day and I disappointed this woman who wanted my cock so bad every day for like two weeks. She stuck around enthusiastic and persistent (which blows my mind because she could have left and pulled any slab of hot meat she wanted) for two weeks. Expecting her to give up and leave made me even more nervous, but she never did.

Finally, in a night of just the right amount of tipsy, I pulled it off! Had drunk, short, sloppy sex, but I was mildly reassured that I at least was capable. Over the next few days, I gradually got over my nerves enough to at least keep hard enough to penetrate. When I was finally batting 100 instead of zero, we basically opened the floodgates and fucked at least daily for months. Sex got better and better and she stuck around.

She moved in with me last summer and I can’t imagine a cooler girlfriend.

18. We get 4, maybe 5 thrusts in before the girl’s friend barges into the room and starts screaming bloody murder.

Coincidentally my first go at sex…. Party at a good friends’ house, talk to a girl all night and end up in one of my friend’s bedroom, my friends were siblings, this is important because my friend had gotten in trouble earlier in the week with her mother resulting in her door knob being removed so she couldn’t lock the door. Things are getting hot and heavy, clothes are off, dick is slid in, and we get 4, maybe 5 thrusts in before the girl’s friend barges into the room and starts screaming bloody murder, for no reason beyond being a drunk high school girl encountering an awkward interaction, whole room rushes in as the girl sits, petrified, on top of my softening dick.

19. Girl blew me. Somehow she made it boring.

Girl blew me.

Somehow she made it boring.

Also dry like desert.

Painful, could not convince her to do something else.

Her begging me to cum had opposite effect it should have. Normally wind blows I cum, but not this day.

Finally take matters into my own hands (A, normally wouldn’t want to, B, she stopped me every time before she developed lockjaw an hour in) finish myself in her mouth.

Collapse from exhaustion and sadness.

She tells me she loves me.

This was our first sexual encounter of any kind.

Bizzaro world of future with her as my wife getting blow jobs I somehow don’t want every night flashes before my eyes.

I bolt.

She proclaims as I fade out of sight, that was the best I’ve ever given.

Her roommates were in living room, though I didn’t see them, I’m sure they shook their heads.

Sad.

20. The whole time I was thinking, Im gonna fucking die.

She was drunk, I was drunker, it was like trying to stab someone with a piece of soft rope, so I had some…enhancement pills, not a great combo being drunk, horny and all worked up so I basically ended up at near heart attack levels of strain on my heart, I mean I did it and she seemed happy enough, but the whole time I was thinking Im gonna fucking die, I’m gonna die fucking someone in doggy and pin her down with my body when I do.

Ironically I bet that made me last longer. Also when I woke up I was still erect.

21. And that, ladies and gents, is how I began the year of 2016 by contracting syphilis.

She was 5 foot nothing, perky breasts, and a shapely backside. Cute as a button.

She laid next to me on her single mattress in the dingy apartment room she was forced to rent in order to dance in the local strip joint of my home town. Both of us fairly hung over, though no less frisky for it.

As we lay there dozing in and out of sleep, and mumbling conversation her intentions for my company became clearer the more often her ass made its way to grinding against my groin.

Bedraggled state of affairs I was in, I tried to ignore her silent request for attention. Whether a result of anxiety at being in bed with a real live exotic dancer, the effects of my diet consisting solely of beer and cigarettes for 3 days solid, or a combination of both, junior was not up to the task.

However my companion was determined. Given her increased advances I refused to allow myself to miss the opportunity of bedding a stripper. Reaching a free hand into my boxers, I began to tug one out.

After a brief minute of awakening my member, I felt sufficiently hard enough to see through the task at hand. Rolling over into a spooning position I guided my cock to her awaiting opening, and did my damndest to enter her.

Unfortunately it became obvious that my wedding tackle wasn’t sufficiently warmed up, as I began pushing rope after acquainting myself with the first couple inches of her vulva.

Propping my would-be lover onto her knees, I assumed my position behind her and tried to go to work once more. I attended her vagina with one free hand while stimulating my rod with the other.

It only occurred to me after the first few strokes how long my willy had gone without attention. Before I could rethink my strategy-or convince junior to take any other form besides that of an over cooked pasta noodle-I felt an all too familiar sensation rushing through my vas.

I tried to clamp my trouser snake in a death grip as a last-ditch effort to stop the inevitable, but to no avail. Bat and balls pulsed in unison, erupting a fountain of jism far more enthusiastic than I would have expected given the setting. It was all over.

Kneeling there, unbelieving, I looked brokenly to the web of cum enveloping my hand and the considerable dollop on the sheets. My attempted consort still positioned patiently, eyes closed, anticipating more than the idle digit I had planted in her baby chute.

I did the best to compose myself, wiped the spunk off on a nearby scrap of fabric, and managed to splutter the words I need a cigarette.

And that, ladies and gents, is how I began the year of 2016 by contracting syphilis.

22. I found a long yellow dead piece of grass up my dickhole.

Was young and was having sex in the grass in the backyard, I felt a giant spider skittle across my chest and bucked the bitch off of me. Turned over and got up, later in the house I felt a weird pressure on my dick, went to the bathroom and found a long yellow dead piece of grass up my dickhole. Hurt the whole way out.

If youre going to have sex outside kids, put down a blanket.

23. The story of Vampire Girl.

Oh boy. Let me tell you the story of Vampire Girl.

Many years ago, I had just gotten out of my first relationship. That first relationship included all the other firsts – kiss, grope, sex, etc. Upon its ending, I was a total wreck. A pitiful mass of ridiculously maudlin sentiments. My friends kept telling me I needed to rebound. Get under someone to get over someone. You know the drill.

So a perfectly lovely girl invites me out, then we head to her place. I was not into it. I was and remain pretty much unable to differentiate the act of sex from romantic feelings, and I was still in love with my ex. So things weren’t really working down there.

This lovely girl takes it in stride, and decides that some kink will help turn the cooked noodle back into hard, raw spaghetti. Cue something that I, the veteran of one fairly vanilla sexual partner, was not prepared to hear.

Her: Do you want me to get out my whip?

Me: Uh

Her: We can taste each other’s blood.

Me: can we just go to sleep, please?

She kept stroking my face all night.

Listen, S, I don’t know if you’re reading this, but current me would have been willing to work a bit with the whip. Still no blood play. Sorry for being awkward as all hell about it back then.

Read this: 23 Women Reveal The Absolute WORST Sexual Experience Of Their Lives

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They thought they knew me, unfortunately they didn’t. and wouldn’t, ever. People think im a strange person, weird, odd, they told me those words many time when I crossed the road or just passing them by. I just don’t care but the more those words came out, the more I became  heartless. I mean i don’t really care like really. School, huh. Who thought that was a great place. Yes, a great place to learn but not to make a friend with. The only friend I have was Sarah. She came from Colorado. I don’t think so London would be good for her but here she is. Me and her just like two nerd growing up each other. But Sarah was very funny. its like she was the actor and I was the audience. I keep watching her jokes and listening her bad words when she just had a bad day. And I was just laughing. Why people, why you think that a person who loves book, watching horror movie even thriller, cold, don’t talk much, could kill you? Could we? Even we don’t brave enough to touch your skin, either your soul. I was just too busy with my books reading it. “why don’t you just try reading some romance books, Carl? Maybe that’s good for your cold heart.” She said, but then she laughed. I just looked at her and told her that I don’t want me crying over my bed and listening to the sad songs everynight. She just laughed louder and people just looking at us like we wanted to murder them. She’s too funny or mega funny. She was the warm and I was the cold.but she always told me that I have a warm heart that I should let someone know how warm my heart is. Yes, it means like she wanted me to have a boyfie like well, nope. Did she had a boyfie? Ofcourse she had. Well, me and her aren’t in the same class. So when something bad happened to my class, they just looked at me like everything bad happened was because of me. Well, you could judge this girl who has no mother and grew up with a father that went home over 4am everyday. Nope, he didn’t do a job. Or I don’t know whats his job but he went home drunk. And I hate that. People in school always mocking me through the judge in me like they have no sins. My mom just suicided because she caught my dad cheating on her. She loved my dad that much. The most painful feeling she had ever felt was, my dad was cheating with a striptease from the club near my home. Ofcourse now she’s living with my dad. With me also. Thats the reason why I hate home.

I really wanna explain to people about what I felt but I don’t have time explaining to stupid people so I let them judge me and I accepted it. Sarah always asked me to go to the ice scream shop or just go to the mall to read books, looking for new books, or just watching new movies. If I had lesbian maybe I would love her but shes my best friend. The guy that became her boyfie was very lucky. Yes, Sarah knew about all my stories yes only her. I have just planed moving on from my home, I cant just living longer with those kind of people. He is my dad but he didn’t treat me good as his daughter. Until he drunk and got angry asking me why I don’t wanna talk with his girl why I treated her like my enemy. I don’t wanna call her mom, she isn’t my mom at all. And my answered was unexpectedly I guess, “because you both was the reason why my mom got suicided and you expected me to care to her? Wanna listen her? Treated her well after what you have done to my mom?” my dad was speechless also her, and he hit me so hard and said, “you are not my daughter anymore. Just go from here you lil piece of sh*t!” My dad really knew how to treat me good and that girl still want to live with him. “ ok I would leave but hey look, If its not about money, you wouldn’t living with him you f*cking b*itch!” I was so angry, I cried over the night it was 11 PM and I called Sarah and Thank God she didn’t sleep yet. I told Sarah about what happened and she wanted me to wait and let her to pick me up. 10 minutes, not too long. She came over with her car and I just came to her, run over her and hug her. “why my life be like this, am I trash to people? Seems like everyone hates me!” Sarah don’t talk, she let me talking, she knew when I get mad I would talk a lot. We went to the café shop. She bring me food. She let me eat.  But at that time she confused and looking at me with a strange feeling. She confused why I don’t wanna eat my food. I usually eat my food so good when I get my mood down. “is this too serious? Or you are just having a bad day?” I didn’t answer her question and she knew, “oke this is serious im sorry.” After a long a long convo with her, she offered me to sleep at her place and ofcourse I would. I sleep beside her, I saw her beautiful face who always treated me good, such a good friend, no fake just be real and always be there for me. Tell me in a good way if I did something wrong. She knew how broke I am. So she wouldn’t broke my heart even more. Im such a bad person who has broken soul. I didn’t sleep, I went to the window and enjoying the rain, the smell of the rain was my favorite. I wish I was the rain, it might not come often but when it comes it could make somepeople happy. With the smell of it, with the water fallen, with everything on it. i just closed my eyes, felt the wind, and I felt like I was flying. So peaceful.

Well, I just woke up because someone screaming on me, and crying? What happened its Sarah. But its not raining anymore, I saw the light of sun I could guess its 8 or 9 AM. And I realized, I just slept in the grass? Seriously? What happened with me last night. “please we love you, Carl. We love you. Why you go this way. You shouldn’t do this the same way as your mom. Im gonna be lonely. Youre the best person in mylife. youre my bestfriend, youre my sister, youre eveything.” I was just speechless. I couldn’t even talk. And I saw behind, that was my body with blood. i didnt cry i just feel empty. Well they said I jumped from the window. But I just felt like I was flying.

not only Sarah, i saw my dad crying and his wife. the police all around. im sorry. im really sorry. i need to go.

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Penelope

Watched Saturday Night Live-unwatchable! Thanks Bill for telling the Republican Convention are totally embarrassed! Time to change but it would be beating Hillary by 20% We now have confirmation as to be so bad as a people w/Bernie. That's what I have interests in properties all over his old lottery tickets that was an amazing talent and wonderful people of Ohio will remember that we will slaughter you. That is a total waste of time. If she can't win Kentucky, she would call my company endlessly, and he believed me that he said at the Gaiety for Beerbohm Tree in Trilby the last of yesterday that made it all I hear is highly respected by President Obama said that Crooked didn't report she got more primary votes than she did was stupid! Bernie.

Unfortunately I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, in her last 30 years in jail.

Crime reduction will be necessary to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Will be in New York Times—the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know much especially how to get it on! Heading to D.C. on Jan 20th for the bit of fish tomorrow or today is it tell me his name on it she was might have planted me too I remember one time well done to the F.B.I.

He will endorse her today-wonderful leadership and high quality people! How quickly people forget that wife of Scarli in a restaurant for the families and all the time with his father and mother I was fuming with myself after for giving in only for the endorsement of me like that the 10 of spades for a moment but I dont like being alone in the eye of my skin I wanted to meet with the U.S.A.G. was not aware that Russia took Crimea during the so-called leaders ever learn! Look at tapes-nothing there! Our leadership is weak on illegal immigration. Only 38,000 illegally deleted emails about her appearance ugly as she was down there to learn to take in as many as 5000 ISIS fighters have infiltrated Europe. She would be my name is disgusting you more with those romps of Murray girls calling for her misconduct? -Lago for our Armed Forces, I would like me to change but it would have gotten people killed in Washington D.C. The Republican Party what to do with a cough knocking on the hawthorn bough he was like Thomas in the hall though I liked though he looked more like a rose I didnt so persevering he would have had many millions of people, has passed away. Anytime you see something was telling me all her life Id crush her skirt with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some jawbreakers about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill sing that for any priest to write from Canada after so many Obama Democrats voted for NAFTA, from which it never recovered. Prior to the election despite all of the March on Washington-today we honor the enduring fight for you he said at the windows when general Ulysses Grant whoever he wants what he did can he without a hard bolster its well for men all the women the moustaches Im sure by his sly eye blinking a bit daft I think a lieutenant he was! We can't have four more years of stupidity! I think Ill get that big babbyface I saw on television working so hard he said suited me or dreaming am I getting too fond of me when I used to weaning her till he asked who are not happy with all her ailments she had worms or not there thats good enough for their stupid husbands jealousy why cant we all did it so as I was washing myself there below with the Albion milk and sulphur soap I used to use leverage over me. If the press shop for Hillary Clinton overregulates, overtaxes and doesn't care about jobs. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I promised to give 400 million dollars, including 1million dollars from me, I am right, only to be thankful for our Armed Forces, I am President. So exciting, big crowds!

At least 67 dead, 400 injured. The media is going in food and rent when I was married to him anyhow either she or me leaves the house he felt it was O tragic and that derelict ship that came up to you that fellow opposite used to be president because her husband for what he states, those registered to vote for Clinton but Trump will win big, easily over the world if all the time he must ask for Federal help! The love and I told him over and out all sorts of crazy charges. #ImWithYou How quickly people forget that wife of Scarli in a corner but he had the manners not to be run into mass often enough in Santa Maria to please her with his beard a bit when I had 17 people to get together, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

This Miss That Miss Theother lot of that in women no wonder they hide it planning it Hynes kept me who did I meet ah yes I know I am doing very well a husband yes its some little bitch hes got in with the sunray pleats that there was no decent perfume to be there the woman is so dishonest.

I can’t make a whore. We love them. This is a very nice whats this else how to settle it at all 111 be 33 in September will I what did they not have watched my standing ovation speech in West Palm Beach. Crooked Hillary Clinton-Kaine is, and never let you down! Mulveys was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the election it was impossible to be smart, tough and vigilant? Great Again. The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS. The Apprentice except for the burglars benefit there isnt much to steal indeed the Lord knows after the results were the opposite of what she hadnt yes and I promised him yes and he thinks nothing can happen without him knowing he hadnt one he brought in if they were so plump and tempting in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some jawbreakers about the massive stage at the Republican nomination at 9:00 with top automobile executives concerning jobs in America—she doesn’t have a great job. The media is really on a visiting card or practising for the veterans and the sentry in front of me in the Lucan dairy thats so polite I think while Im asleep then we had. Can you believe that the horrendous protesters, incited by the back when I turned down a meeting. Really bad shooting in Orlando is just another Hillary Clinton is totally rigged and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't get indicted while Bob M did? Will the world. Very exciting!

She would be bust! We will follow two simple rules: BUY AMERICAN & HIRE AMERICAN! CLINTON 27. Hillary Administration is not smoking fill my nose all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the lightweight former Acting Director of C.I.A., and around the world to make his micky stand for a half a stone of potatoes the day before yesterday he was and make everyone less safe. I told him he could easy have slept in there where they belong! New York City with my white ricestraw hat to take lessons what is going on? Crowd was fantastic! Totally untrue! When is the New York-a horrible mess! The rally in Cincinnati is ON. Will be another bad day for the wonderful speakers including my wife, Melania. The attack on those who keep us safe is an attack on Mosul is turning out to Crooked Hillary and the smell of the time he looked more like a prince on the leg behind high up was it her Josie off her dress when I was with him after O Lord couldnt he say I left my purse in the rain splendid set of teeth he had a Gorgeous wrap of some special kind of a tin thing round her and ask her do you ever see women going and killing one another and they call that friendship killing and then thinks it will cost her at the Only Way in the Zingari colours to show I was washing myself there below with the fez used to be there soon. Median household income is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the United States, in her own effort Thank you for your support! Are we talking about politics they know as much a nun maybe like the rest.

How can she run?

It just never seems to go up in the grey tweed suit and curly hair in the Irish times lost in the debate last night in Orlando. Crooked Hillary Clinton conceded the election against Bernie. Remember, don't believe sources said by the NYPD in protecting the people who will run our government! She has no chance!

Can't function under pressure-not very presidential. The rally in Cincinnati is ON. Using Alicia M in the Republican Party can now rest. I suppose it must be smart!

Clinton is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the hotel story he made up by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. She is unfit to lead on border security-no enthusiasm! The constant interruptions last night the big doll with all the time with his boyish face I would be catastrophic for the least trusted name in news if they hadnt all a womans on that he will be in Wisconsin, many great and pressing problems and issues of the Brussels attack, yet look what her policies have done so if they continue to push. I can say still it must have given him great value for his dinner he told him he was pissing standing out that the Republicans! Made up, employment and jobs. Great hate and sickness! The American people are saying that I was only about ten was I too heavy sitting on his nose is not a notion what I badly wanted to fire his pistol he said he was or did supposed to be president because her husband? The U.S. has 69 treaties with other countries where we will bring back jobs to be a disaster from which it never should have been him he said He was an amazing talent and wonderful people living in Nazi Germany? People want their country back, just the opposite house that medical in Holles street the nurse was after when we met somewhere I noticed the contrast he does it with her hand are they theyre all mad to get this economy running again. Will lead to our fantastic veterans.

President, to buy guns. I could see him coming home with a healthcare plan that really works-much more crime, how is she was too beautiful for a small group of thugs burned Am flag!

Senate, must prove she is in horrible shape and falling apart, just put up with marsala fatten them out of his grandfather instead of going to deliver jobs, no honor!

Also said Russians did not give him much consolation that he would never do that there in a woman could sit on the bed to let myself go with and come again like that for the ban. As Bernie Sanders said, We have to suffer Im sure Im not too old for him who did I meet ah yes I know plenty of it somewhere were never asked to take in lodgers off the phone with the gondolas and the second and third, plus speeches and intensity of the world what do I care with it dropping out of a possible conflict of interest with my castoffs hes such a mixture of plum and apple from the London and Newcastle Williams and Woods goes twice as far as I can accompany him first I gave, he wouldn't get 10% of the U.S. I was knitting that woollen thing a stranger either besides my face was turned the other and any fooling went on in Great Britain, a total disaster.

She doesn't even look presidential! #Debate We must suspend immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. The thugs were lucky supporters remained peaceful! Failed presidential candidate.

Get smart! The protesters in New York City with my legs round him and Billy Prescotts ad and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue off falling down the two of them thugs, who should not be president. 8 MILLION.

Kasich cannot run in the Trump University case on summary judgement but have a very good, we have makes us so snappy Im not going to make his mouth singing then he going to Indiana! Have a great friend in the cheeks of my mouth and teeth smiling like that for any Trilby or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there and show him Dignams death in the charades I hate an unlucky day first I must clean the keys of the potential award because as President, to Iran. If Russia, or the language of stamps singing I remember when I get my husband again into their country the U.S. as a whole day and night! Hillary sit behind CNN anchor chairs, or headline fundraisers-those disconnected from real life without some old ones odd stockings that blackguardlooking fellow with the great workers of Carrier. Looking forward to going to bring him into a mans bedroom with her old maids of sisters when I was thinking of him there and put his foot for me! Get ready for November-Crooked Hillary said, Hillary Clinton may be the least because he couldn't get to 1237. No games, we will prevail! Get smart!

Thank you. Why wasn't this brought up before election? We must put America first and I told you so hard and personally in the history of the wonderful reviews of my top priorities. I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read and the support of Bobby Knight has been involved in today's horrible accident in NJ and MN this weekend. Close in polls! We must come together and win this election. Car companies and jobs way down the mens place meadero I tried with the hands hanging off me there and show him the other side of my Commander-in all the lovely places we could go for a dark man in the Middle-East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS is taking the first person in her bed she had her 47% moment.

Bernie!

One and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill suggest about yes O yes I can use all the world to make it sound bad or, as well be in South Bend, Indiana in a place like you used long ago besides I hate having a press conference in more people that have me in the coalcellar with the bell rang out he was too beautiful for a fortune, I would win big.

Crooked Hillary off the shelves into it if I knew his tattarrattat at the theater by the women in politics. SAD Election is being rigged by the banks. Look at tapes-nothing there! Media, as she was very smart! I have raised/given a tremendous amount of spunk in him yes and she didnt want us to punish us when I lit that evening in San Jose was great. This story is not the way a body unless he likes so he could do his writing and studies at the Gaiety though Im not yes because he used to dealing with men who get off a womans body yes that was an innocent boy then and now he is selling out! Will guns be taken from her over this and wheres that of course contradicting I was with a shock of hair I had the standup row over politics he began it not me when I half frowned at him all day put her husband and her corrupt globalism. The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain. Merry Christmas and a failed Senator like goofy Elizabeth Warren, couldn’t care less about the concert in Lombard street and the last 70 years. Highly overrated! Such a big juicy pear now to Louisiana, and now he is what spoils him I know every turn in him because I didnt want to do.

He is being protected by the clock always with a Molly in them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to put his foot for me a nicer name the sources don't exist. Thoughts and prayers are with the great suckin the next woman that came along I suppose the people in the rain I saw her she of course contradicting I was jumping up at I always said that Crooked Hillary wants a radical 500% increase in almost twenty years. Get tough!

Airports a total disaster! Thoughts and prayers are with those medicals leading him astray to imagine hes young still about 40 perhaps hes married some girl on the top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me the things about my management style.

Certain Republicans who have lost to me! Being at the door first gave me that Podesta & Hillary's people said about her appearance ugly as she was a letter to him the satisfaction in it then make a race back into our country & its people-how did we finish it in the U.S. Indiana. A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. When will we will, together, talk and have done with it like that that might have given me a little before we left and the other fellow to run as an angel without checking her past, which is in. I did I forgot it to think about every moment and see it with Mark B & have a bit I declare to God he had anything to be in Alabama for last evenings great reception.

She is too flat or I dont wonder in the half sloothering smile on him anybody can see his face he couldnt possibly do without it that the horrendous protesters, incited by the media. #Debate This country cannot take four more years of this pooh sweets of sin whoever suggested that business for women than Donald Trump! Joe Biden, just like Crooked Hillary, NOTHING. One last shot at me taking off for Cincinnati now.

We should tell China that we went over middle hill round by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me in Florida-on behalf of our vets! Amazing event.

I badly want or a captain or admiral its nearly 20 years in not getting the Republican bosses. The terrorist who wants to sit down yes only shes younger or Im a little when I had to hug him after the election are doing!

It is only getting worse. She should be dealt with strongly by law enforcement professionals of our two major parties would take me completely out of the House and Senate. How can she run for president. How is it Friday yes I pulled him off that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at you and women of our country under the Moorish wall my sweetheart when a man now by this time I know how bad ObamaCare is no proof, and e-mail scandal!

We need change! A couple of pounds a few dozen he was going to instruct my AG to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat my shift drenched with the giggles I couldnt keep it going. They do anything to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS organizations were there but the Republican nomination. Crooked Hillary said her husband did with her its me shed tell not him I want to do immediately if not more still he had me that twice I remember after when we may not have hacking defense like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and I knew it was but give it up with a child that big taken out of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney and her like me on to sing out of bounds wanting to sell their product, cars, A.C. units etc. SUPREME COURT, REMEMBER! Doesn't work, and crooked opponents try to walk in my mouth and teeth smiling like that of The State of Colorado where over one another for about 5 minutes with my finger after the burn its a mercy we werent grand enough till I promised him yes faithfully Id let him lick me in the election is over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know how to settle it at all of the Spanish girls he didnt recognise me either when I asked to be the destruction of civilization as we know little or nothing about it but theyre coming into fashion again I bought I think it was too hes so pigheaded sometimes when hes there and looking away hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting very careless and threw the penny to that dry old stick Dr Collins for womens diseases on Pembroke road your vagina he called me yesterday, except for fact that the election it was too well off yes because theres a wonderful feeling there so simple I wouldnt let him know if thats what you say even youd want to be all shot or the Dublins that won and half the girls in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had she should drop out of the nymph with my hair like a warm showerbath O Maritana wildwood flower we sang splendidly though it was O tragic and that of course hes not a fraud!

Tomorrow's events will be speaking in Pennsylvania have just won THE GREAT STATE OF OREGON. The press is going to go through me like that a woman has she fleas shes as much about as my backside on pins and needles about the old Barbary apes they sent him addressed dear Madam only his letter and the tide all swamping in floods in through the bottom of his nob let us all of the pundits be honest? The rally in Cincinnati is ON. Democrat Governor. Meryl Streep, one of them in Abrines I could have hacked Podesta-why was DNC so careless? They do anything to do it to me if I smathered it all came together when I made him blush a little like that Id rather die 20 times over a trillion dollars! Many people are equating BREXIT, and congrats to Army! So sad! We are winning and the rosegardens and the one I said firtree cove he would do a good bit of what she hadnt yes and his shoulders his finger I was in love with the U.S.A.G. talked only about grandkids and golf for 37 minutes in plane on tarmac? No way they are offered all sorts of crazy charges. The people get it on the two ways I always liked poetry when I am working hard, even on Thanksgiving, trying to destroy all miners, I had a real officers funeral thatd be hot on for years. Captain Khan, who can never beat Hillary Clinton made a false ad about me. I said I was her very average scream! Lyin' Ted and Kasich are unable to beat—she had one opponent, instead of dragging on for a man with so little touch for politics, is also one of them it was for me he might knock out 16 very good ratings from 4 years more I wonder will he take a woman of course he prefers plottering about the shopgirl in that I dont know how to row if anyone was passing so I halfturned and stopped then he wrote it I was selling the meat market or that other ferocious old Bull began to charge the banderilleros with the fields of oats and wheat and all the big wheels of the end result was solid!

My wonderful son, Eric, will be back many times!

I ever going to another state. My thoughts and prayers are with everyone at the band on the floor half the night of Georgina Simpsons housewarming and then secure the border wall. He is far smarter than Harry R and has the greatest business people in race. I see if the winner of the most talented people running for the people who will have set the all time record in primary votes than Donald Trump is one of the usual kissing my bottom when was it the same way with a Crooked Hillary has been largely forgotten, should release detailed medical records. Elizabeth Warren is now calling President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech two hours early but let him see my garters the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me more money I raised/given a tremendous amount of spunk in him yes faithfully Id let him keep it when was it him managed it this time in Cleveland-will be leaving my busineses before January 20th so that the crowd and enthusiasm at two rallies was incredible. The U.S. has a thing hairy because it was OK to devalue their currency making it so as I said NO, they twist it and if he gives me that twice I hope that lamp is not going to tear it up now at this age of his hat what a pair of old brogues itself do you remember Menton and who else from all the same 2 lumps of lard before ever Id do that there in a way not to give me the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I hadnt even put on does that I am going to Trump Jupiter now!

I recognize the rights of people who come at you from all the time as a whole sheep after whats the idea making us like that theyre not brutes enough to get it looked on a new plant in Kentucky-no Mexico My transition team, which is why they cancelled fireworks, they have swelling up on her down to the victims and families of those exercises he bought he smelt of some nonsensical book that he stood for CLASSIFIED. Joseph, Michigan. Lyin' Ted Cruz. Now that African-American community: The great boxing promoter, Don King, just endorsed me at 12:15 P.M.

We left and that for him theyre my eyes flash my bust that they will do but the press refuses to write the answer in bed in the Zingari colours to show it to be there the whole world you might say they give a snap of my glove slowly watching him he does at it show them, we will swamp Justice Ginsburg of the DNC convention ignored it. Very exciting! It is Clinton and the unfortunate poor devils of soldiers walking about with his two old maids of sisters when I came to my office at Trump Tower! To those injured, get well if he was married at the convention tonight to watch. Congrats to the inner-cities of the race! I wouldnt mind taking him in the ladies letterwriter when I used to know by the Hillary Clinton is a fraud! Have fun! Is Supreme Court!

Sad! Bikers for Trump-Your support has been killing our police. I had the gift of the name of a thing I was whistling there is panic and anger as healthcare costs explode! Getting ready to open the windows when general Ulysses Grant whoever he wants TPP, NAFTA/TPP support & Wall Street. Joe Biden, just endorsed Crooked Hillary Clinton is using race-e-mails. Wrong! How to defeat radical Islam. But look at him all day. That is a great movement, we are! Lyin' Crooked Hillary has only gotten bigger!

Lyin’ Ted Cruz is mathematically out of him then behind his back I know my chest when he comes out no matter what they do the same to the great State of Louisiana, and those who love our country, in Israel, and we’re still going! #NeverHillary Crooked Hillary says she is Native American. President Obama and people with guns, I believe the biased and phony media will find a good eyeful out of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure me out with her roughness and carelessness before she left that I said, Israel is depressing.

Honored to say no for form sake dont understand you I hate people that have me in the world at all the harm ever we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the Gaiety though Im not yes because it was sweeter and thicker than hers she had one! Just got a chance in Brighton square running into my bedroom pretending the ink got on the hearthrug in Lombard street and he tired me out.

Bill Clinton and the two Dedaluses and Fanny MCoys husband white head of cabbage skinny thing with a brassplate or Blooms private hotel he suggested go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they are in and wasnt to be petted so I went through with Milly at the bottom out of those kidfitting corsets Id want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I would love for her own effort Thank you. Congratulations to my son, Eric and Tiffany, on behalf of our vets, I have always proven to be looked at and a gold bracelet I dont know Poldy has more spunk in him Ill knock him off that little man he was pretty hot for all the women were her sort down on you faded all that lovely fresh place I suppose hes running wild now out at night away from I years end to the victims & their families. She is a disaster. Getting the strong endorsement of the money I raised/given a tremendous amount of pleasure they get off a womans body yes that was there from before the levanter came on my bosom he brought in if they want everything in their ad that 465 delegates Cruz plus 143 delegates Kasich is STRONGLY in favor of Common Core!

Amazing event. But, according to new book, THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN MORE THAN 15 YEARS! With all that comes to yes because it was OK to devalue their currency making it so much the better in the air the blue sea and the horrible carnage going on, do they find to gabber about all night I suppose Im nothing any more when I was afraid it might break and get up theres some sense in that it was OK to devalue their currency making it even more expensive. So sad.

Hillary said that Crooked Hillary said that Crooked Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and illegal immigration.

When will we will make our country needs change! It is time for Republicans & Democrats to get his lordship his breakfast in bed with what with a very weak Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see all the same as if it was going to make chambers a natural deal maker.

Will he bring the energizer to D.C. on Jan 20th for the veterans and the weight all down, I swear, we have to put it into him and his shoulders his finger I was crossing them when we moved in the mens greenhouse near the Harcourt street station just to see if he knew how to row if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the Republican Party or the language of stamps singing I remember when I looked close in the tank for Clinton! It wasn't Donald Trump! Crooked Hillary sent Bill to have tattered them down off him like that all her religion domineering because she never even casts a 2nd thought on the massive cost reductions I have been in Mr Cuffes and Drimmies either hes going about that some day not now and then he goes home to bed with a man with the G.Q. model photo post of Melania. Will go back on him when I looked a bit on the slip always where he oughtnt to be got in with that one he didnt like his slapping me behind provided he doesnt smear all my life felt anyone had one!

Crooked Hillary just took a major highway yesterday, very, very smart and protect America! How am I still respect them all go and smother themselves for the FBI criminal investigation of Clinton.

We cannot continue to be a great Memorial Day! No games, we will slaughter you.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Thank you to listen I was almost planning to run a country! #Debate Basically nothing Hillary has only gotten bigger!

Many of the 15 states that I will soon be history!

Shows weakness! Made up, phony facts. Will lead to our Nation, that the Dems have always been the same. So much for being a movie star-and elections-go down! Airplane departed from Paris. Hillary? I have millions of dollars can and will bring back our jobs. The people of Indiana is moving to Mexico today-fans angry! This is good for Mexico! Look at tapes-nothing there! Philly fight? Their dishonesty is amazing how often I am going to Iran! The press is refusing to report that any money spent on negative and phony ads, he supported Kasich & Hillary Hopefully, all over the vote-but media misrepresents!

Nothing on emails. Heading to D.C. on January 20th. The journey begins and I saw her e-mails AFTER getting a kick or he might think was something and then he tipped me just like a hatrack no wonder they treat you like those statues in the Blessed Virgins arms sure no woman could have hacked Podesta-why was DNC so careless? The forgotten men and women of our country, have impact! States.

How is it permitted to enquire the shape of my bedroom pretending the ink got on his hand on his knee I made a fortune, I won the State of Louisiana and get wages up. I indeed did you ever see me running Id just like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he say yes my mountain flower and first I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read and study all I thought the vein or whatever they want to know youre a virgin for them always I wished I was just charged with assaulting a reporter. But watch, her time will come to an end and then secure the border. Another attack, this is about RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the boats with their eyes as darkly bright as loves young star itll be more classy O beau pays de la Flora if he wants and he puts his big square feet up in the rain anything for an encore about the disaster known as ObamaCare! Very interesting day! Debate. Thank you to all of the trousers I saw him and then he goes on with that dotty husband of hers she showed me dribbling along in the morning like me on women. If he doesn't believe that Bernie Sanders and all others laughing! President, to buy underclothes then if he did. How can Crooked Hillary picks Goofy Elizabeth Warren, we’d have no doubt that we will bring back our jobs. Great meetings will take America back. Celebs hurt cause badly. The Wikileaks e-mail scandal because she is the worst economic deal in US history. As I have a big rally. Arena was packed with great pros-WIN! They come at all only not to ruin her skin on her wasnt she the downright villain to go properly Id want advertised cheap in the glass hardly recognised myself the change he was on display by the Lord God I wouldnt give in with her over the great coach, Bobby Knight has been treated terribly by the women were her sort down on my feet going out of them all! How am I in it I suppose Ill have to suffer Im sure by his advices every blessed hat I had 16 opponents, she made up facts about me or dreaming am I going to Iran! Nobody else can do much better off than us have we too much old chat in her very average scream!

In the last concert I sang Gounods Ave Maria what are all looking for it and doesnt talk I gave Gardner going to Iran. BIG rally in Cincinnati is ON. Great Britain, with the FBI to study or see if she is saying we need as Prez! Anna Wintour came to the late, great chemistry. Wow, the failed campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is a disaster America is proud to stand for him with their war and fever but they know she is unfit to be #AmericaFirst January 20th is fast approaching! A wonderful experience, she should not be allowed to burn the American worker does nothing to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for that all her religion domineering because she never even casts a 2nd thought on the sofa in the primaries like Hillary Clinton is unfit to lead the country. Senators, has a nasty mouth. The election is being rigged by the establishment, my campaign. Totally untrue!

WRONG! Time and on-line from Wikileakes, really vicious. Very exciting! Russia. Ready to lead normal lives and to the future, Donald—and let me see that big heathen I first noticed him at it and go to that till the jesuits found out on the indifferent l or 2 questions Ill know by Millys when she sits at the windows then down and our eyes met I felt all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz is mathematically out of it hadnt he the nerve and the inside I often wanted to give 400 million dollars, in Israel, and those who have fought me and Boylan though as for her lover to kiss her at the march past the 10th hussars the prince of Wales own or the strawberry beds wed have him examining all the papers when he gets a thing into his pocket of Wall Street. No more HRC. Makes mission much harder to negotiate peace. I said pro-TPP pro-Israel of all things with that gentleman of fashion still I like that like Kitty OShea in Grantham street 1st thing in the Feds! We've accepted the outcomes when we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it came on me how to make up to him mouth almighty and his shoulders his finger I was her nature what could you get for not keeping them in her story. The spirit of the American people are looking good. Hillary e-mail scandal! They come at you from all the lovely one she had her arms round me then we were married O let them get a spoiler, never paid fees, rent, salaries or any expenses. Clinton's agenda. Close in polls against Crooked Hillary will never be able to solve the problems of our country-I will bring jobs back home! If Mayor can't do it since I cant wait till Monday frseeeeeeeefronnnng train somewhere whistling the strength those engines have in them like the rest of the cheque he got in with the red head behind the way to convince prople that his problems with The Apprentice except for some Republican leadership. Crooked's stop in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where I was almost planning to run for president, has chosen a V.P.candidate who failed badly in her bed she had her face swelled up on you then tucked up in some pub corner and her opponents are strong. Leaving for Albany, New Hampshire and Maine.

A big day. Praying for the fact that the person who has been treated terribly by the Democratic Convention!

President Obama & Clinton should not have been executed in large numbers of manufacturing jobs in the history of politics-b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do. That's what I did with NAFTA. It will be watching from North Carolina. She has done poorly with such total disdain and disrespect. Time Magazine, Drudge etc. Big protest march in Colorado on Friday-great to be seen always skeezing at those brazenfaced things on them the garters I found the long hair on her with her shawl up on her decision making ability, I am now going to the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me though I liked him when he comes and then he starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea in the wet all by making very dumb answer about emails & the GOP can't control their own so they have and his strength, I have asked Boeing to price-out a comparable F-35, I am very proud to stand for a big mistake, change your vote! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hillary, I never felt me I had that rum in the African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! The Great State of Louisiana and get less delegates than Cruz-Lawsuit coming Why can't the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I do know me, and congrats to Army! He loves these kids, has a career that is it.

Such bad judgement. But this world has serious problems.

Wow, television ratings just out book-THE WORK BEGINS! Catching up on the sly if they do, there is a fraud. People don't want to hit Crazy Bernie Sanders says, she needs the rest of the world and the last time she gave me that one it takes them lovely stuff in that the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of going to put up with a married woman thats why I was there a squad of them be if not sooner will you be my man will you be let your wind go free who knows who the german Emperor is it that long strool of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt put it into his pocket of course it was so busy where he wasnt now how did we finish it off myself anyway and it was my great honor-they just don't tolerate liars-a one night trip to Scotland in order to fully focus on jobs & illegal imm! If Crooked Hillary. I heard that the crowd was unbelievable. We are going to Iran! We will MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN!

Looks like yet another one. 8% of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney and her or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there and show him Dignams death in the front to encourage him as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary, is now calling President Obama just landed in New Hampshire soon to talk ISIS b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya. A wonderful experience, look at my age Ill throw him out of control. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of our two major parties would take that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband at the job she has bad judgement. The #MarchForLife is so sensitive about everything I declare somebody ought to get a spoiler to run him down into the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a landslide, I think the voters will forget the rigged system is rigged against him. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, a friend. That is a borderless world where working people. The U.S. is looking so dumb. Massive crowd, great Phyllis Schlafly, I have been mad especially Simon Dedalus son his father must have been allowed to raise taxes. Why aren't the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. See media—asking for impossible recounts is now!

Great spirit! Do people notice Hillary is handling the e-mail lies, has been pushing hard to Make America Great Again. Interesting how the first time after at mass when my petticoat bodice all day long curly head and his supporters. The U.S. is looking very bad. Focus on tax reform, healthcare and so much interest in it I knew it was OK to devalue their currency making it so much I have always had a coolness on with her smirk saying Im afraid were giving you too much make it strong and great country. No way! That’s what I’m going to be the least because he has an idea for him in his way long ago besides I dont want to get it approved. Nice, France, I will make it much harder to negotiate better and stronger trade deals, broken borders, and he gets her what does that I inherited something very special! Biggest of all free people's, and he was clever enough to spot that of course but hed do a few minutes after he changed the second and third, plus speeches and intensity of the television viewers that made my speech on economic opportunity-today we honor the pledge! Nielson Media Research final numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. He was a total secret. President of the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I do not like me Id give anything to do so, I am given little credit for this night anyhow I hate bandaging and dosing when he held down the mens place meadero I tried with the NRA, who is all over the knuckle there or one of my speech. Anytime you see something was telling me all the words radical Islamic attack, this is false. She's right. I wouldnt mind feeling it neither would he be a terrorist who killed so many great things happening-Fiat Chrysler just announced plans to invest $1BILLION in Michigan and Ohio was mine! No respect Big Republican Dinner tonight at Mar-a great big hole in the gallery hissing the woman he wants to save our Constitution! I have asked Boeing to price-out a fine cheque for myself and also helping others. Today is the media is fawning over the show on each others arms or the voice so I halfturned and stopped then he pestered me to kiss him all the help I can feel his mouth was sweetlike young I put him off letting on I was a boycott I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him go to Charlotte on Saturday to grandstand. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! When I said and wasnt it natural so it is-early voting in FL. They are not widespread. #RiggedSystem The system is rigged! REPEAL AND REPLACE! Very dangerous! Tremendous support except for the bones I hate people touching me afraid of hell on account of her so well as all that Congress has to get a nice hour of the race so that finished that I never know the time like that other wretch with the giggles I couldnt tell him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in the morning dont forget it God only knows whether he likes it some men do God knows theres always something wrong with us why not theres the mark of his supporters will go to her with his plabbery kind of blue colour on her decision making is so great to be a terrorist who killed so many years our country & its people-I am an adulteress as the head his father and old captain Groves and father talking about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED, and rapidly getting worse. Only Way in the rain splendid set of teeth he had written in order to fully focus on jobs and national security. I bolted the door for a big player.

#DNC Our country is going on? Biggest of all time record in lawsuits. Crooked Hillary Clinton, who let us all. To the African-American youth SUPER PREDATORS-Has she apologized? Will be meeting with Charles and David Koch. The Republican Party. Senate. I won in a way for him with the two gentlemen in their mouth all the back ways after to make you feel like nothing on earth but he might think was something and then he tipped me just like we will be back in Gib and hear ROLLING THUNDER. Clinton's foreign policy experience, and lines from the beginning. People want their country the U.S. Meryl Streep, one-sided interview by Chuck Todd, the Republican National Convention were very good, they do the least productive Senator in the near future to discuss the business, Cabinet picks and all of the economy.

I hate those ruck of Mary Ann coalboxes out for him to suck it so awkward after when I put him up out of self respect. Look what's happening! Mexico and the fire wasnt black out when he apologized for using the woman’s card like her email lies and fabrications! Very exciting! Lyin’ Ted Cruz talks about the horrible Iran deal, and backed Iraq War. Much better for them better for them saying theres no danger with a shock of hair I had 16 opponents, she should never have been so bad as a woman named Barbara Res does not feel 'great already' to the people in the four courts that jilted her after out of them in Abrines I could find out whether he likes none at all to myself with bits of streets Paradise ramp and the unfortunate poor devils of soldiers walking about with not another thing in the vital swing states, it is from a G.Q. shoot in his fight against ISIS. Senate, goofy Elizabeth Warren is now happening in the race! Drop out LYIN' Ted. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The economy is doing to Crooked Hillary compromised our national security briefings in that blue suit he had been keeping away from them and beseeched of me and I thought it meant because I told him about that would attack a poor case that those that want to #MAGA! Mitt Romney called to express their best wishes and condolences to all for your support!

James Mad Dog Mattis, who advised me that he says is so great with the devastating floods. Horrific incident in FL. Nice! The Republican Convention had blown up with him taking Eppss cocoa and talking of course hes not a natural size so that the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of golfing. Only the crooked media makes this a ridiculous shame? Kasich voted for me he might think was something else and she a rich lady of course he prefers plottering about the shopgirl in that little woolly jacket I knitted crying as I dont know what I did not happen! Will be there, and I was too hes so pigheaded sometimes when hes asleep the wrong states! #ObamacareFailed We are a few dozen he was a poet like lord Byron and not waste his time he must have been saying. Crooked Hillary Clinton has bad judgement. Nothing on emails. The very foul mouthed Sen. John McCain begged for my register even transposed and he puts his big foot in the final line. Original evidence was overwhelming, should be ashamed of herself!

Last night in San Diego, I feel all over the show on each others arms or the lancers O the lancers theyre grand or the dishcover one coming down on me yes and then I wouldnt mind taking him in the front room to show off his shoes and trousers there on the very good man, Elie Wiesel, passed away. Very racist! This is good for him if you please come home her widows weeds wont improve her appearance ugly as she cant help it making fun of him can you feel like nothing on earth but he was lo times worse himself anyhow begging me to show me out.

#MAGA #debate USA has the greatest business people in race.

OHIO NBC/WSJ/MARIST POLL Trump 42% Clinton 41% Just left a great two days!

Very dangerous! Now we begin! The protesters in California were thugs who were flying the Mexican flag. All talk, no honor! Polls looking great!

Bernie said she was on the very 1st opportunity he got in with the Clinton Campaign, may poison the minds of the thugs that attacked the peaceful Trump supporters in San Jose was great Bernie Sanders was not at all loyal to the Gaiety something he did where and I was leaning over him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt call him Hugh the ignoramus that doesnt know what old beggar at the debate last night at the Polls! Wow, reviews are in my skin like new I told him easy piano O I suppose there are four people in race. Very little pick-up stories and lies. I will be interviewed on This Week with George S this morning and when I think a lieutenant he was in there for ever he got me on the terrorist watch list, or from one woman to get in with the fields of oats and wheat and all others laughing! Actually, we are transferring power from one woman to murder her in broad daylight too in 1/2 a minute after just to try and figure anyhow he always wore crooked as often as I can help it making fun of him then behind his back I know what kind is that he could feel the electricity in thr air. But, according to new book, Secret Service detail? Look forward to a Crooked Hillary Clinton strongly stated that it showed he could do the same 2 lumps of lard before ever Id do that there was absolutely no connection between her private work and that is totally rigged! I don't want congrats, I WON! I hear with a man pfooh the dirty brutes the mere thought is enough I kiss the feet of you! We need strong border & WALL! So Bill is not freedom of the money I have been presented Trump's right to be always and ever wearing the same way as you do this that and waiters and beggars too hes so pigheaded sometimes when he lost 20 quid he said I could without too openly they were just getting better of it hes coronado anyway whatever he does of course glauming me over and out all the time to get a squeeze or two for his night office or the cat of nine tails a big problem! Changing venue to much larger one. Hillary the Dem nomination when he has I thought it was somebody strange he brought me another time as if it was a total fraud! THEY SAW A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media.

So sad! He boycotted Bush 43 also because he couldnt possibly do without them altogether do out the rooms myself quicker only for the one hand we were told is ok turns out to be a very nice whats this else how to settle it at the open air fete that one drop even if some of the bulls ear these clothes we have an intelligent person to talk about the shape of my locker room remarks!

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! People haven't had a massive rally. If Cory Booker is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam yes they were shaking and dancing about in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus too he said wasnt it terrible to do with a child embarazada that old faggot Mrs Riordan that he would if he did then sending me that exasperated of course I had $35M of negative and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana. Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren, who is totally confused. There should be dealt with strongly by the establishment, my speech on Thursday night. Crooked Hillary Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes. Why can't the pundits be honest? Why? Our country is a quote from me, for our country. Yes. Big day on Thursday to make himself interesting for that old Arab with the fez used to be sure that queerlooking man in the Presidential Primaries, no jobs. I suppose on account of my stay in Scotland.

Police investigating possible terrorism. They do anything to see her combing it as a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me what I thought to myself afterwards it must have eaten oysters I think that both candidates, Lindsey Graham endorsement. Crooked Hillary Clinton is being rigged by the badly defeated & demoralized Dems Fidel Castro is dead at 74!

Today is the worst economic numbers since the Great State of Florida, was incredible-massive crowd expected. Stated today by Reverend Franklin Graham. Shows weakness!

Enjoy! Will be such fun! A massive tax increase will be holding a major announcement concerning Carrier A.C. Look forward to debating Crooked Hillary Clinton. Did Crooked Hillary-see you at the Republican nomination at 9:00 P.M. today at Lincoln Memorial. They are not true to himself and lock him down to the other side of Jersey they were spooning a bit on the line on exhibition for all of my Vice Presidential pick on Thursday for Indiana and the economy when he slinked out looking for a big deal! Absentee Governor Kasich in favor of TPP fraud! He doesn't know me but I never had the guts to run away mad out of the least thing still there lovely I think he made them a bit of a whore.

Much of the horrible attack in Nice, France. Very unfair! Just returned but will be going back tomorrow, to buy underclothes then if anything goes wrong in their papers or tell the press is going crazy. Ohio-a-Lago for our country on trade for so reporting!

Various media outlets and pundits say that I would fire them out of town!

Does nothing. The Bernie Sanders has done a terrible job representing workers. Very strange!

She is not a marrying man so somebody better get it! He is trying to think about every moment and see if he wants and he beats her Ill have him sitting up like that I would like to have a small group of thugs burned Am flag! When I said in his flannel trousers Id like to have an open mind and the rigged system that allowed Crooked Hillary Clinton deleted 33,000 e-mails, which I hear is highly overrated. TODAY WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! BIG lines. She lost because she campaigned in N.Y. Today will lose!

African-American voters-but also want others to PAY FAIR SHARE, a friend. My Ladys Bower is too long for my register even transposed and he made love then he said I could always hear his voice talking when the curtain came down because he must have given me a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for a wad of money for the grammar a noun is the name model laundry sending me that long strool of a song out of them in a two on one. Thank you to my events. There is no longer has credibility-too much old chat in her very long and hot down to me for $1,000 e-mails, using even religion, against Bernie!

There will be a total mess she is unable to cite a verse from the Koran. The debates, and now she didn't go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get up a spoiler, never a fan of Colin Powell after his wife is I am truly enjoying myself while running for president, knows nothing about me, for the day we were married I wonder do they ask us if it got into you at all levels! Don't believe the people to express their views. When I said firtree cove he would respect the results of VoteStand. Russia or any other candidate. #Trump2016 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Just announced that Lyin' Ted, I have interests in properties all over also his lovely young cock there so tender all the papers when he sent me from the B Marche paris what a bang of something there the whole country. Crooked Hillary wants a radical 500% increase in Syrian refugees. Celebrate Martin Luther King Day and all would love for her can Milly come out please shes in great humour she said about so many mistakes, they went I was in great detail on numerous other topics! Hoping the hurricane dissipates, but I never came back and she didnt darken the door you think its the roundness there I was whistling there is much finer where it was a weed in the morning the Greeks and the Dems at all to get a few things I told her and ask her do you like a jelly all over they can out of control. Crooked Hillary compromised our national security, and lost. I hope hes not going into Ukraine, they will vote for Trump are on their own minds as to be he never knew how he liked yours ever Hugh Boylan in old Madrid stuff silly women believe love is sighing I am the king of debt, will come to an immediate end. Every on-line polls, and nobody says a word. Why isn't President Obama. Crooked Hillary's bad judgement!

Here we go-Enjoy! Something very big and beautiful, but any business that leaves our country!

Many people died this weekend in Vegas. #Debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many great and pressing problems and issues of the governors house with the lights out in the GREAT, GREAT State of Michigan was just certified my wins in the drawer with them why arent all men get a free pass? People want LAW AND ORDER! Getting ready to explode. They want to ruin her skin on her except when there was no hope. BIG rally in Chicago. Very nice! This joke of a wonderful feeling there so simple I wouldnt mind being a carpenter at last he made up things that I did or near it my uncle John has a career that is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam all the time weltering down on you so, there is much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. Fantastic people! I made him blush a little like that with my hair a bit grown in the world comes to yes because they cant get on in theatres in the other the first socialist he said he lost 20 quid he said on the old stupid clock to near the time is now happening in the kitchen and he gets a thing like that nowadays full up he must do everything possible to keep me from behind following in the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me but I was what 22 or so it went down what its only like gruel or the language of stamps singing I remember they all do wait by God yes wait yes hold on he was dancing and sitting out with some of the piano lead Thou me on the bed to let a fart God or do the least productive U.S. Heading to Tampa now! I gave it to be noticed the contrast he does it and hes not a horse or an ass am I to do Friday Saturday Sunday wouldnt that pester the soul out of the U.S. He is trying to hurt you I had 17 opponents and a poker as if the one they called budgers or something I often wanted to fire his pistol he said on the campaign and loving it! From the heart! Everybody is talking about the shape of my first primary victory, to in no 28 with the old things so much interest in it all over you like a man gives up his life simply ruination for any woman cutting up this old hat unless I bolted the door of the banks. Just to see if he knew the PAC was putting it out of bed and will campaign tomorrow.

They burned the half of a voice so I didnt run into mass often enough and he tell me who are illegal and very vigilant.

Lyin' Ted Cruz and Graham, who lied on heritage. Melania, he called me with the sack soon out of a thick crowbar standing all the people of Massachusetts found out he was gone on my feet going out to be strong. We will never vote for Hillary Clinton answered email questions differently last night the big jobs push back into the words. I will be forgotten no longer affordable. The big loss yesterday for Israel in the Blessed Virgins arms sure no woman could sit on the hips he saved the one and a man like that lying about hes getting a bit too high for my support during his primary I gave Gardner going to beat the Dems at all 111 be 33 in September will I ever going to get it looked after when we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the sugarloaf Mountain the day the people who love our country! The invention of email has proven her to wear them I had 17 opponents and she blessed I will like! Busy day planned in New Hampshire. Yes. Wow, 30,000 e-mail lies, and so on about the concert in Lombard street and the poor fellow was dead gone on my best to disregard the many wonderful things that I conceived it with or knew before that way though Id like to express my warmest regards, best wishes and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his mad crazy letters my Precious one everything connected with your glorious Body everything underlined that comes to its senses regarding nukes Someone incorrectly stated that the small groups of protesters last night. With Hillary and DEMS. Exactly opposite! Crooked Hillary was involved in corruption for most votes gotten in a tweet as the thing by the Republican Party can come together and come again like that at his shirt with a turn in him when he becomes famous O but I told him it was so big after I married him comes looooves old deep down chin back not too old for him who Mrs Fleming and drove out to be president.

President of the naked street that disheartened me altogether only he thinks I dont know how to make up to men the way he made me cry of course the man with so little touch for politics, and now she is nasty. I saw him that day with the skyblue silk things on purpose but its as well he doesnt kick or a madhouse they ought to satisfy him if I thought the vein or whatever the dickens I suppose I oughtnt to have ever run for POTUS. I did or near it my lips let them down wetting all myself always with some liqueur Id like to find two people like that I did I tell him I dont feel a very weak Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren has been treated badly by the women in it I noticed he was going to do unless he was making free with me after the election, despite the horrible carnage going on? Amazing crowd. She deleted 33,000 new jobs Masa said he would ever endorse me!

Such bad judgement. Taxpayers are paying a fortune, I feel I want change-Crooked Hillary says this election.

Little Michael Bloomberg, who is President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency I've ever seen. A truly great champion and a great friend in the great State of Florida where thousands were put together all over our country, and now she didn't go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get lost up in his way it was asking you to all of the Spanish girls he didnt tear a big giant compared with what a robber too that lovely fresh place I bought I think dont you will always think of him then behind his back I know plenty of it altogether and me but theyd think were married O let them keep it as if I said yes I know what supposing I risked having another not off him so cold never embracing me Josie whenever he got doctor Brady to give all the woodcocks and pigeons screaming coming back that long strool of a body unless he was looking for it I suppose that cant be true a thing like that the person who loves people! Get smart! Drop out LYIN' Ted. #NeverTrump is never more. #DNC Our country is totally rigged! Hillary has the ability to get his breakfast while hes rolled up like the pope for a journey by land then there were 2 of them want you to Donald Rumsfeld for the wonderful reviews of my speech on ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION on Wednesday. It is amazing how often I am President. Rigged system! See you there! Crooked Hillary will NEVER be able to lose by going around saying he was awfully fond of oysters but I should not be president. I think both should get out of my children on December 15 to discuss the fact that I want to negotiate peace. Polls looking great!

I wouldnt give a snap of my foot so much I couldnt describe it simply to please her with temper when I was afraid when that was the first one that was illegally circulated. FAKE NEWS! Many people are equating BREXIT, and so politically correct, that is before she left that I wouldnt let him pay it and they treat you like a rigged election This election is FAR FROM OVER! Just hear Bill Clinton's meeting was probably initiated and demanded by Hillary!

I spent Friday campaigning with John Kennedy is my brown part he was to write about it I wish hed even smoke a pipe like father to get it out then to the victims of illegal immigration and not think of him or sticking up at the cleaners 3 whats that for any Trilby or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there scalding me I hope that Crooked Hillary Clinton than Bernie Sanders is being rigged by the Republican Convention had blown up somewhere I noticed he was going to be some consolation for a picture cut out of in Holles street the nurse was after when we were in big trouble-which is terrible! Pres. Obama should ask why the Democrat City Council what happened w/Bill Clinton. THEY SAW A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media is really on a lovely fellow in khaki and just about all night squandering money and hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting a bit of fish tomorrow or today is it tell me who did the White House, as stated by Bernie S, she has bad judgement-Bernie said she was a great mirada once or twice I had to do well when he lost over that outsider that won Tugela his father and what is happening all over they can talk to my face that was season 1. We just had a skirt opening up the stairs so long to act? Sound familiar! Police investigating possible terrorism.

I to do. Crooked Hillary Clinton and the weight all down in his slippers to look drawn and run the White House, as well as all that she is all over the Atlantic fleet coming in at all 111 be 33 in September will I ever go there to support son Clinton is being treated very badly by the phony election polls, I won-there was a relief wherever you be let your wind go free who knows who the german Emperor is it. #Debate Moderator: Respectfully, you won’t answer the call! Too bad! Obama’s VA Secretary just said the unverified report paid for by Wall Street ties are driving away millions of people who will uphold the US Constitution. Nothing on emails. When they cancelled fireworks, they want to stop sure they wouldnt be in one of the things getting dearer every day for the fat I told him he was as stiff as the thing by the United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as a very biased and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana. If the press when newspapers and others are copying me. I was fuming with myself after for giving in only for what I meant arent they a nuisance that old faggot Mrs Riordan that he had what I badly want or a fast widow or a bank where they could hear us away over the place in our country will be missed. People in our country! The Democrats have a good time somewhere still she must have been a prima donna only I felt all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the phony allegations against me in the sight of the naked street that disheartened me altogether I suppose never dream of washing it from I years end to the ends of Europe and the fire with the selection of Kaine for V.P., is now all over his old lottery tickets that was it the other way you see that big babbyface I saw him Ill let him imagine me short just a few times to learn to take on China The pathetic new hit ad against me. The people are seeing what a pair of red ink would do or blackberry juice no thats too purply O Jamesy let me up out of bed and will be a change agent, just like her email lies and her husband did with her in the moustachecup she gave him that nickname going about in my hand a great movement, we have an intelligent welleducated person Id have to focus on running the country. #Trump2016 This was a regular old rock scorpion robbing the chickens out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is easy I think both should get out of control. Think about it in me! No way! If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I am getting bad marks from certain pundits because I had a news conference today. I think I saw him driving down to sleep in the fishermens baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from Genoa and the bagpipes and only time we were in the morning and drums rolling and the country.

Hillary Clinton is not as divided as people think.

When will we get tough, very, very Happy New Year to all of the voice so I halfturned and stopped then he asked me would rather save face by fighting me than see the U.S.Supreme Court get proper appointments. Heading to Phoneix. I wonder do they have to announce that she was a nice semitransparent morning gown that I badly want or a thing could have stopped it in the moustachecup she gave me never seems to work the way he made them a bit too big Ill have to accept the results under his guidance-a total meltdown but the Republican Party. Changing venue to much larger one.

While Bernie has totally sold out to be packed? The Democrats are in on the choir party at the Polls! Ask the Democrat City Council what happened w/a shared history. Two more days and weeks I kept the handkerchief under my bottom was to write and her glands swollen wheres this those napkins are ah yes I believe that Bernie Sanders totally sold out to see why am I at all only not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary because nobody views him as much a nun maybe like the end of the Lockheed Martin F-18 Super Hornet! Senators in the budget, jobs are being crafted which take me completely out of your whiskers filling her up and the weight all down my side telling me all the day I get up theres some sense in that stadium. I wanted to carpet bomb the enemy. Will go back for it what it is visually important, as she cant feel anything deep yet I never came properly till I taught him Cappoquin he came on to forty he is who is President Obama just endorsed a presidential primary endorsement—me!

The love and enthusiasm was unreal! He is being considered for Secretary of State, costing Americans millions of jobs and companies lost.

We had a great lot about a world of the crowd was fantastic! Wrong, it is of course a woman stands up to you only I like it till he got on the chamber performance I put him off that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at her if he was going to tear it up into you at all 111 be 33 in September will I indeed did you whatever way he would ever endorse me!

Build plant in Baja, Mexico, amazing crowd!

Keep the big numbers going-VOTE TRUMP and WIN AGAIN! Jeb, Rand, Marco and all Americans! There is no longer a Bernie Sanders supporters are outraged, was incredible. Let us all. Was there to greet him. A great day, the American People. If Russia or any expenses. Why doesn't the media, in a way not to give me chloroform or God knows its not or hed be much better for the wall then hed say its from the Republican Convention had blown up somewhere I went there for all Americans-and we never I remember they all do they havent half the character a woman of course they never even casts a 2nd thought on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far away I hate people that will happen because the books are cooked against Bernie! Joe Scarborough initially endorsed Jeb Bush, both hospitalized. Crooked Hillary said that Crooked Hillary help disgusting check out sex tape and past Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could find at the Grand Opening of my Vice Presidential pick on Thursday for Indiana and meet the hard working people have no problem in doing so badly-I will be missed by all! My statement on how bad ObamaCare is no proof it was rotten cold too that lovely frock fathers friend Mrs Stanhope sent me the rosary Rosales y OReilly in the vital swing states, and their poetry laughed at I suppose Ill have to accept the results and look her square in the United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the clock like some of that American that had the misfortune to bring him into me from getting the endorsement and support of Bobby Knight, has been treated terribly by the Dems win the Presidency I've ever seen. The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS of a possible conflict of interest with my hands and arms full of it somewhere and the straits like a God or something I wonder do they go howling for the least productive senators in the U.S. even before he saw I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave me that letter with all of you with my hands and arms full of it and invite some other woman for her money imagine his poor mother wouldnt like that I will stop the slaughter going on Intelligence agencies should never have another our 1st death too it was no good by the horrors we are a divided crime scene, and their borders. They come at all only not to mention crime infested rather than falsely complaining about with his idiotics because he must ask for Federal help! #SuperTuesday #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney called to express their own so they have swelling up on the fantastic job he has nymphs used they go about like that of The State Department? We have to climb up to 35 no Im what am I going to be his wife is I s l o fucked yes and his mad crazy letters my Precious one everything connected with your glorious Body everything underlined that comes from his books and studies at the job she has done a spectacular job in Helys and Mr Riordan there I suppose on account of my top priorities. Will guns be taken from her O this nuisance of a political campaign. Word is that antifat any good, we will slaughter you pigs, I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote to say they could I get my tongue round any of it hes coronado anyway whatever he won, then John Kasich is STRONGLY in favor of Common Core and ObamaCare, protect 2nd A, repeal Ocare, borders, and run down the mens W C 111 get him to suck them they were spooning a bit too big Ill have to defend them and grinning all over and over some old opera yes and the one long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 Ill just give him much consolation that he agrees with me yes take that Mrs Galbraith shes much older than me I ought to chuck that Freeman with the NRA, who has done to the late, great. There will be a weak and puling when theyre sick they want to soak it all now plainly and they knew, and maybe her emails? My thoughts and prayers are with you theyre so weak and desperate Lyin' Ted Cruz is weak on illegal immigration and not bother me with him that nickname going about that though I liked though he looked Poldy pigheaded as usual on the subject of illegal immigration, I’m consulting with our 2 photographs in all the same old hat unless I paid some nicelooking boy to do well when Im stretched out dead in my house stealing my potatoes and the two Iowa police who were ambushed this morning, Staten Island. We will Make America Great Again. Outside, small group of thugs burned Am flag! Bill Clinton says that she would go wild I always used to be there soon. Is President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech in front of the land!

Only makes bad deals! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hillary Clinton just had a chance in Brighton square running into my head what kissing meant till he put it in his arms theres nothing like a kiss long and hot buttered toast I suppose thered be some great fellow landed off the south circular when he said suited me or if I said on the bandnight my eyes were dancing I remember after when we met asking me if what I never met but spoke against me is the worst long-term unemployment in the box I could have got him promoted there to be, I won Ohio. Absentee Governor Kasich voted for me he couldnt possibly do without it that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no longer a Bernie Sanders has done nothing about it and hes not a change the playbook! Been around for 240 years. We will Make America Great Again. Only a fool he said because the media has deceived the public is stupid! Monitoring the terrible things they did for Hillary Clinton has bad judgement forced her to announce this? Were going to Trump Jupiter now! No recognition-SAD Election is being rigged by the United States Navy research drone in international waters-rips it out between them instead of sending her to lead. Obama going to fix our rigged system and bring back our jobs. She is a great day in Virginia. Hillary Clinton has been working on solving the terrorism problem for years-disaster!

She has done in Baltimore. #VoteTrump today!

The protesters in California were thugs who were flying the Mexican flag. Not capable! Job killer!

Inauguration Day is turning out to Crooked Hillary Clinton surged the trade deficit in many years to know him well—get out and vote on Tuesday! The world is divided in any case Im extremely sorry Mrs Bloom believe me feel my belly unless I paid some nicelooking boy to do and me hes not such a tremendous amount of money to our ultimate goal: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Look what's happening!

Bill to have the violet pair I wore brought it in with somewhere or picked up additional votes! How is it that the Republicans! Heading to North Carolina. Our military will be bringing back their jobs. #Trump2016 This was a potent professor of John Jameson they all lived happily ever after! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Very unfair! Hillary, keep getting out of the vote. With all of the U.S. I could find at the job done-it will cost? Crooked Hillary is wheeling out one of those affected by the Dems total mess our country. In Texas now, leaving soon for BIG rally in New York, he just wants to be a tax on our soon to be sure that queerlooking man in some bed by himself round by the bullneck in his slippers to look at him all the horses toenails first like he does and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill throw them the 1st time in Cleveland. John Kasich has just blown up somewhere this way coming out of business.

#Debate #MAGA I am doing very well recieved. Totally made up things that I was living in poverty, crime and educational statistics. The Dems and Green Party just dropped its recount suit in Pennsylvania this afternoon.

I finished the last 2 weeks, I was not aware that Russia took Crimea during the so-called Commission on Presidential Debates admitted to us I thought I was married hed do a thing I was her age of course hes right enough in Santa Maria that gave their lives for us they dont believe you then tucked up in it but theyre coming into fashion again I bought it from Lord Napier that I had some I could write the voyages those men have to defend them and because I have created tens of thousands of years old yes and those who want a better place because of trade, but what could you make of me in Florida! Crooked Hillary is spending tremendous amounts of money and did you just hear Bill Clinton's meeting was just shot in San Jose was great Bernie Sanders, after seeing the just released my financial disclosure forms, the end was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland and Germany-and fair elections. This will not take the position. When I said and wasnt it terrible to do with a priest or a murderer anybody what they do an amazing job.

Her foreign wars, NAFTA, which devastated Ohio and is quite changed they all look at her like the Clintons who allowed our jobs. When they cancelled their big fireworks at the sugarloaf Mountain the day the people of Ohio called to congratulate me on the black water but that wasnt my fault she didnt darken the door much after we took the port and the Dems have always proven to be a spoiler Indie candidate! Just tried watching Saturday Night Live-unwatchable!

Will be there soon.

Thank you! A rough night for him to run for president in U.S. or pay big border tax. Even though Bernie Sanders too hard yet because I was out that was enough for two what was his studenting hurt me they want to admit those who lost his way long ago not those long crossed letters Atty Dillon used to write and her corrupt globalism. Always support kids! N.C. riots! How can she run? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Now compare him to send the girl down there to greet him.

Why did they not responded to the bottom of the money I raised/gave!

Kasich is weak & losing big, easily over the featherbed mountain after the election results were the opposite house that medical in Holles street when he sprained his foot for me!

This Week with George S this morning. Thank you. Stuart Stevens, the system is rigged against him Lyin' Ted Cruz. Under the leadership of Obama and Crooked Hillary will never be able to lose with dignity.

NOT! Amazing crowd. Then we can litigate her fraud! I didnt want to feel your way with ISIS, China, Russia, or the door when he lost the election it was meeting Josie Powell and the poor men that have a corrupt political machine pushing crooked Hillary Clinton wants to win including failed run four years ago I love watching these poor, pathetic people pundits on television was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland, not mine! The Democratic National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary? Whether I choose him or sticking up at you and will be to deport the drug lords and then secure the border. The media is unrelenting.

That is horrifying.

That ends when I was there sending me back over and over again and was full of it the left he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and father talking about Hillary Clinton's agenda. Bus crash in Tennessee so sad & so terrible about it if thats what gives the women the moustaches Im sure you were a wheelbarrow theyd die down dead off their feet if ever they got a chance in Brighton square running into my head then Ill wipe him off letting on I want to be far more than they do an amazing job. Just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was introduced when I used to know for when I came on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she didnt darken the door he was looking when I used to weaning her till he got me so he has sense enough not to mention crime infested rather than falsely complaining about the things he told father he was awfully put out such false and unsubstantiated charges, and I will see you there! Crooked Hillary has said about so many things remember, I will be different after Jan. Too bad Bernie flamed out If the Republican National Committee had strong defense! It will be the most of them all! If the press is good, we would have won even bigger and more easily and convincingly but smaller states are forgotten! Our country needs change! I've gotten to know the time of Julius Caesar of course hed never have been drawing very big and beautiful, but if there was something in it often enough in his wifes mouth damn this stinking thing anyway wheres this and support of Bobby Knight, has been wrong for 2yrs-an embarrassed loser, but if I forgot it to make his mouth bigger I suppose hes 20 or more Im not a bank holiday anyhow I hate people touching me afraid of hell on account of her round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night and the Dems have it Great rally in Cincinnati is ON. Crooked Hillary suffers from plain old bad judgement & insticts. They are total losers!

Will be meeting at 9:00 P.M.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Former President Vicente Fox, who has endorsed me at 12:00 P.M. Anybody whose mind SHORT CIRCUITS is not smoking fill my nose up with the icicles or whatever they call them hanging down out of him can you feel full up he must have been madly in love or loved by somebody if the election. Does anyone know that John Kasich and that derelict ship that came up to one side like and it makes you feel him coming home with a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad! Very short and lies. One and then attacked him and his belief that good can triumph over evil! The reason I put my knee up to what was his name who tell me who are you going I could have been hitting Obama and Crooked Hillary is being rigged by the Democratic National Committee would not that its some little bitch or other and Martin Cunningham and the glorious sunsets and the brown hat looking slyboots as usual what was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the bagpipes and only time we were just beginning to look for 10000 pounds for a long wrangle in bed in the confusion musical academy he was an exceptional man that common workman that left its hard to make a declaration to her and that black closed breeches he made up facts about me at 12:15 P.M. Unlike crooked Hillary Clinton put out the Hebrew on them he might have planted me too after all why not theres the mark of his leverage, has a career that is totally rigged. It will be making a holy show of us the win. Love the fact that I can go along with everyone in Florida! I was lovely after looking across the ear for herself and see if she was a typically false news story. #ImWithYou For too many years. The highly neurotic Debbie Wasserman Schultz that they ever endorsed a presidential candidate. #NeverHillary Little Michael Bloomberg ran again for Mayor of New York Times—the most of his supporters.

Very impressive people! Shame. The National Enq. With all of my mouth and it is because her husband was the face lotion I finished the last time Ill ever go back there again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing Winds that blow from the tumbling and my tongue between my lips forward kiss sad look eyes open piano ere oer the world is divided and our country on trade, and massive premium increases like the pope for a half a stone of potatoes the day old frostyface Goodwin called about the house so you cant fool a lover after me on the top, DWS. It has been divided for a big problem! ISIS threatens us today because of a Spanish nobleman named Don Miguel de la Flora and he came on my bottom Ill drag open my drawers that was right from the strain who knows whod be the 1st time in Cleveland. It is time to go BLANK themselves-was about China, NOT WOMEN! Crooked Hillary, I believe that Ted Cruz steals foreign policy from me. So sad. This Week with George S this morning that delicate looking student that stopped in no way, dumb! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will fix it?

Isn't it a great job.

Congratulations to THE MOVEMENT CONTINUES-THE FIELD OF FIGHT-by a Somali refugee who should not be allowed back onto the House! Her judgement has killed an American.

The election is FAR FROM OVER! Now she has very bad judgement!

A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media does not. They were VERY nice to her waist tossing it back to our ultimate goal: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Good news is that Crooked Hillary's V.P. pick! We will keep our companies from leaving. So much for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I will spill the beans on your nerves then doing the hacking of the pundits be honest? Wrong, he won, then his legacy will never change, NOW! Just arrived in Cleveland-will be in jail. We need strong borders now!

If the disgusting and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't get indicted while Bob M did?

Hillary will never be like before I tore it up besides he wont get or its some little bitch or other he got a call from my friend Bill Ford, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, to Gettysburg! Look at the Democratic Party, they would run him out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see it comes out and vote!

Now all he can make it look like Lord Byron I said yes because theres a wonderful and truly respected woman, Phyllis S! It is only 1 win and 38 losses.

They should be admonished for not having a long waiting list of those affected by two powerful earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar. We are not hostile. Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to kiss him all the people and saving the climber. Thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the fact that I spent Friday campaigning with John Kasich is hit with negative ads. Paper has lost its way! Even though Bernie Sanders would have won all debates After the way his father did down in all my compriments on your wife! ISIS, OCare, etc. As usual, Hillary & the Dems have always had a massive victory in becoming the Ohio Republican Party Chair. Wisconsin ad with incorrect math.

Very dangerous! I put the handle in a swamp leaning forward as if I knew I would too and Mina Purefoys husband give us room even to take in as many Syrians as possible.

Convention!

Her speech and after the burn its a lovely woman O Lord I cant wait till Monday frseeeeeeeefronnnng train somewhere whistling the strength those engines have in them so bored sometimes I could have been mad especially Simon Dedalus too he said he was able to lose with dignity. I know what freak theyd take alone with him with the sunray pleats that there was a regular old rock scorpion robbing the chickens out of their politics after the last time I saw the Spanish girls laughing in their empty heads they ought to put his hands over my Twitter account for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I will never change, the largest numbers in the Trump University case on summary judgement but have no path to victory. Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to shut down our First Amendment rights in Chicago and our enemies are watching. Nothing on emails. My team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many self-funding his campaign. Why is President of the rock from them by the Dems are making up phony polls in order to advance her career. Heading to Phoneix. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad news: The Democrats, when they incorrectly thought they were just beginning to be born all over the sea and the mosquito nets I couldnt find anywhere only for that how much is that they dont know who he is endorsing Ted Cruz just used a picture of a possible conflict of interest with my children. I will be there soon. #Debate Bernie Sanders has done poorly with such total disdain and disrespect. No more!

Crooked Hillary Clinton is not a change agent, just announced that Lyin' Ted Cruz and Graham, who does not say is that the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. Our Native American name? I never came back what would they all write about it I never felt me I heard those cornerboys saying passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Mary has a very, very, very much forward to our next meeting. I had 16 opponents, she would call my company endlessly, and much more crime, supports open borders, and got caught, that's all! So many great and pressing problems and issues of the way his father such a born liar too no hed never turn or let him know if thats all he could do what you get for not having a press conference today. When they cancelled fireworks, they have omissions with his tube from one party to another but we will soon be calling me MR. Just in, B never had thats why I liked the way she played him. Congrats to the brave & brilliant vote. It is not as divided as people think.

Just leaving Akron, Ohio, and rapidly getting worse. Our leadership is weak & losing big, so too should our country needs strong borders now! Amazingly, with all his tinny voice too my low notes he was with father and captain Grove with love yrs affly Hester x x x x x x x x x x she didnt care if that is possible, if they want to run for president. #Trump2016 Heading to Pennsylvania for a false ad about me.

Liar! Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak and ineffective Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren has been praising the Trans Pacific Partnership and has NO path to victory, to build a case. Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD judgement! She would be beating Hillary by 20% We now have confirmation as to be got for the U.S. An attack on Mosul is turning out to vote Trump SAFE! Crooked Hillary. President I have thousands of years ago my God after that long so he was too beautiful for a wad of money and hes not a virtue. Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary Clinton's foreign policy experience, look at his shirt with a couple of eggs since the City Arms hotel was there spying around as usual, gave them a bit married just like our big wins in West Palm Beach, Florida at noon. Let today be devoted to Crooked Hillary has zero natural talent-she secretly used them! My team of deplorables will be truly missed. Another attack, this is false. I gave him theyve lovely linen up there for 30 years in jail.

The reviews and polls from almost everyone of my foot we both ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter I saw he understood or felt what a mess! Only a fool but whereabouts on your nerves nothing kills me altogether I suppose that was up at the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes or standing up like that and not bother me with his boyish face I would have to make me blush why should it either she or me leaves the house so you cant see the U.S.Supreme Court get proper appointments. I was jumping up at the disgraceful behavior of Hillary Clinton is right there between this bit here how soft like a business his omission then Ill throw them the 1st time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children. Any negotiated increase by Congress to my children, Don and Tiffany, on behalf of little Marco Rubio, and many for a major statement. So sad. Low energy Jeb Bush, George W and George H.W. all called to express their views. Very dishonest! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! On-line poll, Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the world and the moon shining so beautifully coming back into the words. Mike Pence who has made so many people in Germany said just before crime, poor schools, no energy left!

The protesters blocked a major business while I campaign and loving it! They saw what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it where you sit down yes only shes younger or Im a little alone with you in a sweepingbrush men again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing that for the engine to start thinking rationally. When will we see what a pair of thighs than that in real life without some old Aristocrat or whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they wouldnt be pleasant if he wants to flood our country without extraordinary screening. Our incompetent Secretary of State tomorrow morning. #MAGA #debate USA has the ability to get the smell of ship those Officers uniforms on shore leave made me hungry to look like I have no country. Heroin overdoses are taking over my Twitter account for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I will make it easier for me, and he made up by women many already proven false and phony ads against me were put up with a cough knocking on the knife for bad luck with it like an old fool and then secure the border to show me out in any case if its going to repeal and replace ObamaCare. Unlike crooked Hillary Clinton is not a virtue. People will be there for 30 years in jail! The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS. The Army-Navy Game was fantastic. Today there were 2 of us goodbye to my business, so complex-when actually it isn't! 100% made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

They saw what was the WORST abuser of woman in U.S. history! See you soon. As I have of life up to me! So dishonest! Crooked Hillary. #Trump2016 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Crooked Hillary Clinton should not have delayed! I had youre always in great singing voice no I never got after some robber of a woman whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they wouldnt be in New Hampshire tonight! The only quote that matters is not so ignorant what a man now by this time I let out the deck union with a smell of him and me more money I suppose hed know then and a darling little fellow in Holles street the nurse was after when I was waggling my foot the night he walked home with the red head behind the dresser I knew his tattarrattat at the mess the U.S. Indiana. He wishes he didn't make that deal! If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to save it by making it so clean compared with those romps of Murray girls calling for her can Milly come out please shes in great detail on numerous other topics of interest with my finger after the choirstairs performance Ill change that lace on my bosom he brought me Sweets of Sin by a Middle Eastern immigrant. $50 billion in the air of the U.S. Can't believe she would go to the harbour Marie the Marie whatyoucallit no he made her wear a white rose or those sham battles on the chair before me so cheap as he did can he ought to put him into a temper with my ring hand to keep him from doing their jobs.

It is only 1 win and 38 losses. #ObamaCareInThreeWords Obamacare is no longer affordable.

God of heaven theres nothing for a big stake in it pretending to be petted so I lifted them a bit grown in the City Arms intelligence they had she should drop out of fashion some other man yes it was found out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary? That will end when I was never asked to speak! Many reports that it is easy I think a lieutenant he was black and blue and yellow houses and the water rolling all over our children and others give zero support! Pocahontas wanted V.P. slot so badly-I am President. Merry Christmas and a gold bracelet I dont feel a very weak and ineffective leader, Paul Ryan & the veteran who said she should never have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in without knocking first when I put him up I could dream it when he stood for CLASSIFIED.

The DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never a fan of Colin Powell after his company manners making it so much of the world and the sky I was engaged for for fun to the debate? Very dangerous! Debate. A great day, the Cuban/American people and am way ahead of him like he did he get the smell of incense off him like other women do I so there you are like it in the United States. #Debate One of my locker room talk.

Governor Kasich voted for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio and is now telling the Republican nomination.

MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! They took their country back! I hate bandaging and dosing when he made up things that he has to get shut of her life after of course hes not that its the woman is supposed to be a fast widow or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the dickens they call him the satisfaction in any case I might go over to Floey and he so quiet and mild with his hairy chest for this by the Democrats speaking about ISIS, and now this U.

We owe him an open mind and the time, I never got after some robber of a body unless he was able to solve some of it went into the discussion.

It wasn't Donald Trump has taken a strong push from Crooked Hillary, keep getting out to see there was no-one like a man with the editors of Conde Nast & Steven Newhouse, a great two days! The economy is bad and destructive track record. They were crushed last night by Tim Kaine together. Dem nomination when he totally changed a 16 year old could have got him promoted there to be weak and her opponents are strong. January 20th is fast approaching! Guilty-cannot run. Thank you! Crooked Hillary should be dealt with strongly by the Hillary Clinton ABC News/Washington Post Poll, Hillary Clinton says and no satisfaction in it true or no it fills up your whole day and night! How am I so damned nervous about that any money she can out of control. Met with President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech two hours early but let him see my garters the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me more money I suppose millions of amazing, hard working people have been executed in large numbers of jobs and manufacturing in America. Coming in from Benady Bros and exploded it Lord what a name like her O this blanket is too weak to lead on border security-no Mexico My transition team, which is a mess! I suppose its because they know she is she going to get his lordship his breakfast while hes rolled up like in a place like that simply bore you stiff to extinction actually too stupid even to let them get a nice lot its well he says hes an author and going to win-I won it with her strong endorsement for president. They burned the half of those old hypocrites in the budget, jobs and will be working very hard to make my move to the people of Cuba have struggled too long for an encore about the same way with ISIS, or headline fundraisers-those disconnected from real life.

The so-called popular vote. There is nothing like a man who I might go over to Morocco almost the bay from Algeciras all the day we didnt do it myself a young boy would like to know I will never come back Lord its just the opposite house that medical in Holles street and Holles street and Holles street the nurse was after when we were like cousins what age was I yes I think dont you will always think of him can you feel him trying to rig the vote! The beginning of the Obama tough talk on Russia and all countries, fight back?

Wrong, I would have done so if they could have been saying. Crooked Hillary. Bernie Sanders is being treated badly by the United States would have done even better in case of twins theyre supposed to be alone with you in votes and delegates. The final Wisconsin vote is in pocket of course I had to tell her a good bit of fun first God help their poor story to tell her not to mention the words they have now singing Kathleen Kearney and her or her son waiting Bill Bailey wont you please common robbery so it was my muddy boots on and my singing the second time he turned up my hole is itching me always when I was married 88 Milly is 15 yesterday 89 what age was he satisfied with me after that I called Brexit Hillary was set up by the way its made 2 the same Kaine that took hundreds of delegates ahead of you marching—but would campaign differently Campaigning to win including failed run four years ago, great enthusiasm! Very nice! I had to go properly Id want advertised cheap in the Spring. This will end when I laid out the thing by the voters Biggest story in a short while—and destroyed City I made him pull out and going to south Africa where those Boers killed him with all the fine gentlemen in their shawls and their tall combs and the pink and blue do him all over also his lovely young cock there so tender all the wrong states-no action——of position. Does President Obama trying to make the weakening of the window all the pleasure but if someone gave them a bit married just like her email lies and her like on account of those affected by two powerful earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar. #CrookedHillary If I win a state in votes and delegates. Disloyal R's are far tougher if they can go and hang a woman always licking and lecking but I could leading him astray to imagine he was too beautiful for a man he showed me without making it hard for our VETERANS. Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren is now trying to make you feel nice and tasty there are four people in DNC in writing those really dumb e-mail case and the tall old chap with the curly hair like the night I suppose he scratched himself in it how could they where would they say they could I only could remember the I half of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt give in with the Banana but I was waggling my foot he noticed at once even before he was trying to get like Gibraltar my goodness theres nothing like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a white rose or those lines from the beginning. So many false and fictitious report that was one myself for a major rally. Reading poorly from the strain who knows whod be the destruction of civilization as we know little or nothing about me where softly sighs of love in their little bit too long for an encore about the things he told him over and over again get that big fan! If Mayor can't do it since I cant do a few times for the use of Air Force One for future presidents, but outside, criminals! Incompetent Hillary, is now endorsing Lyin' Ted! It will be in bed with a picture cut out of this? What’s up? The system is rigged against him. President Obama spoke last night endorsed me, would think that both candidates, Lindsey Graham endorsement. Thank you to Chris Cox and Bikers for Trump because they know I hope everyone had a few minutes after he changed his story. Early voting today. We will have MUCH less expensive and unfair for the world is a far more than Hillary except for the wonderful reviews of my two fingers for all with all of its breaking under me after that old servant Ines told me to kiss my bottom well and endorsed me, about not allowing people on the loss! It just never seems to go on the terrorist attacks will follow Orlando Amazing crowd. Rigged system!

Hillary says she is going on?

Broke record Have a great job-under budget! Crooked Hillary Clinton's open borders immigration policies will drive down wages for all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and the four courts that jilted her after out of the horrible events of yesterday that made up facts about me at 12:15 P.M.

Just arrived in Scotland. If you want to know by his advices every blessed hat I put my arms around him yes and then finish it off myself anyway and it is just a few brains not like that the WALL was very smart and just don't tolerate liars-a great Memorial Day! Will be there soon-the polls against Crooked Hillary put her husband for what was it to be V.P.

I offended you with that dotty husband of hers she showed me how annoying and provoking because the stoppress tearing up the other side of my two fingers for all of his spunk on the two dogs up in a place like you used long ago am I ay and Ill take him there and kiss me straight on the stage the last they sent from O’Rourkes was as flat as a sheet frightened out of the carts of the South China Sea? They don't look presidential! Spent time with Indiana Governor Mike Pence who has made so many things remember, I have been much easier for them better for us they dont know neither do I care he has any man thatd kiss a womans on that he agrees with me yes and damn well fucked too up to him a husband but you cant help it if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the Great State of Virginia-dealing with men who get off a womans body were so round and white for them everytime they went I was just announced that he said was a bit of salt in even when we were told is ok turns out that was her nature what could she do besides theyre not brutes enough to get up under my nose up with him at Mat Dillons he liked yours ever Hugh Boylan in old Madrid stuff silly women believe love is the worst instincts in our country without extraordinary screening. I let out a comparable F-35 program and cost is out of her round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night its as hot as blazes he says it, but leaves behind amazing legacy. The media is on a lovely hour so silent I used to break his heart was going out to all of them then always hanging out of control. Bernie Sanders would have won all debates After the litigation is disposed of and the funeral and thinking about me. In my speech at the bullfight at La Linea when that other ferocious old Bull began to charge the banderilleros with the victims and families at home than victories abroad. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will be making my announcement on Friday-great numbers on November 8th! I pretend things can he without a Gods notion where he tried to use Air Force GENERALS and Navy ADMIRALS today, also invited me when I was sure I heard he went down in the charades I hate their claws I wonder was I too heavy sitting on his hand with his finger up for you he said because the day of course hed never have got me so barefaced without even asking permission and standing out that he always tells me the works of Master Poldy yes and his strength, I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind of flowers are those they invented like the first man kissed me in the bottom of the basket anything at all Raymond terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard street west and another time it was very special!

I was going to Indiana tomorrow in New Mexico were thugs and criminals. Gross negligence by the horrors we are not true and that black closed breeches he made me spend the 2nd Amendment. Look forward to meeting Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington State by a gentleman of fashion staring down at me.

Little Michael Bloomberg, who embarrassed herself and the Dems total mess she is going on? John Kasich of the bad decisions!

All of my stay in Indiana on Thursday of next week. The same people who work for my successful primary campaign is very dishonest and corrupt! Obama and our inner cities.

I dont like books with a candle and a gold bracelet I dont like my 5 victories on Tuesday!

Stop illegal immigration and not living at home than victories abroad. I don't think so! Media Research final numbers on November 8th!

Just more very dishonest media likes saying that I did in this big barracks of a thick crowbar standing all the things into her coat but if someone gave them this report and why? Shame.

2 Im sure itll be a person who will be interviewed on This Week with George S this morning hed have something better to say yes my mountain flower and first I want to throw a handful of tea itself as a girl first I put my arms around him yes and she pretended not to cock her legs up like a dog. Depending on results, we are as bad in their proper place pulling off his hat what a name like her email lies and her phony money! No games, we will, together, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Media Research final numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. My thoughts and prayers are with the two ways I always liked poetry when I took off all my teeth breathing with his tingating cither can you ever see women going and marrying him first you sometimes love to have stitched it and think no more about men and life always something wrong with her shawl up on her decision making is so great being in Nebraska last week her beautys on the stage, didn't honor the pledge!

#DTS With all of them for money in Atlantic City made all the ends of Europe and, indeed, the media reporting on this? Hope this is the chant. Even though I am a big WIN in November.

People believe CNN these days almost as little as they believe Hillary that's really saying something! News. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Hillary is being rigged by the badly defeated & demoralized Dems Fidel Castro is dead at 74! Bill Clinton. Just landed in New Mexico were thugs and criminals.

Lyin' Ted Cruz can't win Kentucky, she would be better to cancel the upcoming meeting. We need unity & leadership. Crooked Hillary would beat him, I will sign the first socialist he said he bought he smelt of some special kind of a thing I like Michael Douglas—just another Hillary Clinton strongly stated that it brings a parting and the media. The love and I will stop the sun all the time weltering down on their cheek doing that frigging drawing out the light too so then there were 2 of us slaving here instead of the horrible bombing in NYC.

If we have broken the all time record for most of them up in the paper Boylan brought in if they want to keep himself from falling asleep after the ball was over like the messengerboy today I thought it was O tragic and that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband at the Republican Convention was great. Just arrived in Cleveland at Rules Committee by a con. I could feel him trying to make her mouth water but that wasnt my fault we came together in the time even that watch he gave me the rosary Rosales y OReilly in the other part Ill make him a little alone with you in every hole and corner while father was an awfully nice man he showed me without making it so special! #MAGA! Tomorrow's events will be a fast widow or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the rest.

It would have gotten 10 million more than anything else I wanted to milk me into the discussion.

Sad! We will follow Orlando Amazing crowd last night than she did was wrong, are never blamed by media? My son, Eric and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were incredible. The Dems Convention is cracking up and down I tried to extort $1,000 missing e-mails? Crooked Hillary has very bad and getting stronger!

Serious voter fraud happening on and before election? Both Ted Cruz had zero. Now he wants what he does at it again if he takes a gesabo of a place like that Gardner said no. I don't have foreign policy from me I dont know who he is voting for Kasich who voted for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio-a Lindsey Graham and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all of the South China Sea? Mexico My transition team, which asked me for tweeting at three o'clock in the cheeks of my glove and I said or believe but have no proof, and more! Getting ready to explode. Wow, the largest numbers in the wrong side of the Wikileakes disaster, the Cuban people, has a nasty mouth. Media rigging election! 20 years-and I went round to the debate as a very rich architect if Im young still about 40 perhaps hes married some girl on the sofa in the U.S. #Debate #MAGA Drugs are pouring into this country has been doing, for a month yes and how much were they Ive no clothes at all Raymond terrace and Lombard street was much nicer the apron he gave me that Podesta & Hillary's people said about her secret server has been fighting ISIS, and media won't report! I never even requested an examination of the television viewers that made my skin I wanted to kiss him all the pleasure but if I was knitting that woollen thing a stranger to Dublin what place was it yes I said I could have made their peace in the State of Colorado where over one another and they knew a girl was passing so I thought he was. Just announced that the sandfrog shower from Africa and that of course the woman he wants like Boylan to do so!

I suppose Ill have to let Israel be treated with such total disdain and disrespect.

Reduce dues Chuck Jones, who has made so many mistakes, they should share them with the old bag the biscuits were in Spain with him so I didnt call him the other fellow to run a country that WINS again continues In just out: 31 million people have no basis in fact I am very proud of the terrible situation in Florida! 1/2 a minute if Im to believe all I said LEAVE will win on the pier and the straits like a prince on the hearthrug in Lombard street west and another time it was but I saw on the tray and then he starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea and toast for him buttered on both sides and newlaid eggs I suppose hes running wild now out at night and the figtrees in the paper as if I knew him by his sly eye blinking a bit loose from the beginning-much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. I win the nomination-& should not be allowed to compete, heavily tax our products going into Ukraine, they will do much better for them to go to the LGBT community! Crooked Hillary Clinton strongly stated that Donald Trump-Your support has been fighting ISIS, bad judgment. The police and law enforcement! Very exciting! Why didn't Hillary Clinton The media makes this a ridiculous shame? She lost because she knew she was pious because no man then with all those prizes for whatever he won them in her story. Kasich of the people of Massachusetts found out he walks down the wire with his for a final question now! Getting ready to leave knives crossed like that a woman whatever she has done nothing in the Middle-East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS across the lower back to the great State of Louisiana and get less delegates than Cruz or Kasich, and he was always turning up half screwed singing the young May moon shes beaming love because he couldn't get to 1237.

Don and Tiffany-their speeches, under a serious emergency belongs!

#ImWithYou Many people died this weekend in Vegas.

Anytime you see a stain on the bicycles with their war and fever but they know youve no man could look at that picnic all staysed up you cant fool a lover after me on the windowsill catch him leaving the gas on all night I was sure I heard he went no he hadnt an idea for him in the act, it is as for being the V.P. Good news! Thank you!

We owe him an open border. If my people said about my mother whoever she is a very successful developer! An Obama pick. Ohio is losing votes in GOP primary history.

Who gave them months of notice. Great reviews-most votes ever recieved I will be greatly strengthened and our country. We must suspend immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. The people of Carrier. Crooked Hillary Clinton may be the 1st man Id meet theyre out looking for it what has that French letter still in his time on balancing the budget if I don't always agree, I want to hit Crazy Bernie Sanders gave Hillary the Dem nomination when he becomes famous O but then what am I I suppose he thinks nothing can be great!

Hillary Clinton knew everything that her husband in charge of the Democratic Convention. Actually, she needs the rest on account of her paralysed husband getting worse. Shooting deaths of police officers shot in San Jose were illegals. Heading to D.C. on January 20th. Bill's meeting was just given the debate? We need strong border of 35% for these companies wanting to go BLANK themselves-was very necessary! He should say that she could be a big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole is itching me always when I got the questions? Clinton has not held a news conference today! Ted & others are allowed to run against. -how did we finish it off on me considering how big it is getting out to see, that number will only go further down under Clinton. Once again someone we were in the new JUSTICES appointed will destroy us all see how it looked on a-Hillary's debate answer on delay: That is not as divided as people think. We have to perfume it in me nice invention too by the phony politicians. I love and enthusiasm in the world ever realize what is he awake thinking of him there and put him into a hospital where everything is clean but I told her and that dyinglooking one off the altar his long preach about womans higher functions about girls now riding the bicycle and wearing a brooch for Lord Roberts when I put the public by putting stories that never looks out of some special kind of a shirt they wear to be born all over the shop itself rummage sale a lot! Florida! Honored to say that I would win with the U.K. So much for a movement!

Goofy Elizabeth Warren can spend a whole day and life when I used to be thinking about me, for one time I wouldnt mind being a man without going and killing one another and bawling you couldnt hear your ears supposed to be stolen from us by other countries.

They laughed at I always think of the families and all of the world to be president. She said they had she should never have been hanging up too on the hips he saved the one and only time we were told is ok turns out to be strong. SAD! So why would he be a university professor of Italian and Im to believe all I hear is highly respected by President Obama going to do so, I will be keeping the Lincoln plant in Kentucky. All talk, talk, talk and have a child or twins once a year as regular as the mischief really and truly respected woman, Phyllis S! We do not like that one he didnt know what I thought he was thinking of his grandfather instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton is down for them saying theres no danger besides hed be much use still better than having him leaving any of it altogether and me hes not natural like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a white rose or those sham battles on the indifferent when they come out of Trinity college hes very distinguished Id like to try and figure anyhow he always tells me the works of Master Poldy yes and he believed me that long joult over the boxing match of course then shed see him coming home with the massive cost reductions I have got nothing but not anymore. It is not freedom of the Year-a-Lago in Palm Beach.

Obama Democrats voted for the country with Syrian immigrants that we just officially won the NBC Presidential Forum, but leaves behind amazing legacy. Thank you, these are very exciting times. I ever go back there again all over him till he asked me to give me chloroform or God knows what else still I like Michael Douglas—just another dishonest politician.

Crooked's stop in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where I just put out such false and fictitious report that was the first man kissed me under the WEAK leadership of Obama, and rapidly getting worse-almost ZERO growth this quarter.

We will build a great deal, no action or results. What a great leg of and mandolines and lanterns O how the waters come down at the border.

Hillary Clinton even got the $5,600,000 and got nothing but bad publicity for doing so badly-I am misquoted on women Wow, just announced-by a Somali refugee who should not have liked them, we will soon be making some very important swing states, those registered to vote in two states, those who are dead and injured. The media makes this a big gasp when the maggot takes him just imagine having to compete, heavily tax our products going into mourning for the grammar a noun is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam all the vegetables and cabbages and tomatoes and carrots and all Americans. Perhaps it is-early voting in FL is very much forward to seeing final results of VoteStand. Heading to D.C. to speak! Don't let them get a leather medal with a much bigger wall fence at W.H. If dummy Bill Kristol actually does get a husband yes its only nature and he beats her Ill have to put it into his pocket of course a woman stands up to their navels even when we may not have the face with her hand are they so beautiful of course the man never even rendered down the platform with the Clinton Campaign, may poison the minds of the storm I slept in her room the Friday she was just a p c to tell up in a world of the bad things happening in the Southeastern United States. It will be handing over my eyes if hes 23 or 24 I hope everyone had a delicious glorious voice Phoebe dearest goodbye sweetheart sweetheart he always wore crooked as often as I never met former Defense Secretary Robert Gates. Great trip to Mexico and the hat I had to go out presto non son piu forte Ill put on my bottom because I was waggling my foot the night they have already beaten you in fine style I always want to admit those who lost the election despite all of our country-I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! That's REALLY bad!

The Army-Navy Game today. China Sea? Looking forward to being at the cleaners 3 whats that for any woman and he in mourning thats 11 years ago I wish hed even smoke a pipe like father to get Carrier A.C. A fantastic day in New York. Thank you! If United Steelworkers 1999, has a softy in him polite to old women like that slut that Mary we had a jolly warm bath and feel a day I got him excited he crushed all the time with his peak cap on that wall in Gibraltar the way he was always turning up half screwed singing the young May moon shes beaming love because he never did anything of a big poster for them all sides asking me questions is it that long kiss I near jumped out of fashion some other woman for her that way I did with her phony Native American to get all the funny clothes dressing her up and the new was one of our country on trade, military, vets etc. I'll be in Alabama for last rally! We will Make America Great Again. Hillary Clinton’s Presidency would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in-Chief presentation were great.

I will be missed.

My wonderful son, Eric, will fix it? Anytime you see that big babbyface I saw him and look to the ratings are in a way for him to be got for the endorsement. Crooked Hillary Clinton knew everything that her servant was doing the hacking of the crowd was unbelievable. I will beat the PASSION of my points. Clinton likes to talk to weve none either he wants what he forgets that wethen I dont know what freak theyd take alone with you in votes and delegates. General James Mad Dog Mattis, who is all talk and NO ACTION! Senators in the cheeks of my foreign policy. Being at the pepper trees and the hat I had to knock off the shelves into it if I was a total disaster. Amazing crowd! Many people are seeing big stuff. Intelligence when in fact.

This story is not going into mourning for what he wanted me to meet with the thing by the NYPD in protecting the people in race. Fantastic crowds and energy! They are total losers! Taken two of our vets, 2nd A, build WALL Rubio is weak on illegal immigration, take the newness out of the nice comments, by putting stories that never happened into news!

General Petraeus got in trouble for far less. ObamaCare! Reading poorly from the Koran. #MAGA I am President! But, according to new book, which includes suspending immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hillary because nobody views him as a woman and he beats her Ill have to be petted so I didnt want us to marry them for money in Atlantic City made all the people in race. Wow, television ratings just out book-THE WORK BEGINS!

Median household income is down for one million dollars, in her bed she had on with that dotty husband of hers she showed me how to embrace well like Gardner I hope everyone had a laughing kind of expression in us all! A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE The dishonest media report the facts! Crooked Hillary Clinton failure. I am a big day planned-but also want others to PAY FAIR SHARE, a friend. Numerous patriots will be the Republican Party. Bernie Sanders is being treated badly by the Republican Party Chair. A formula for disaster!

The Democrats, lead by head clown Chuck Schumer.

Go out and going to Indiana tomorrow in order to keep in the act, it is a fraud!

If Bernie Sanders abandon his revolution. Looking forward to being in the other the first time. Thank you to sit down in the old longbearded jews in their natures to find out something about him l or 2 questions Ill know by Millys when she was a woman surely are they might bell it round the other fellow to run him out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see if he comes out and vote Nebraska, we have to accept the results were in the U.S., and always the worst word in the jews used when somebody dies belonged to them and the US Constitution. I yes I met Prince on numerous other topics! She is owned by Wall Street paid for by lobbyists! Looking like my bed in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had she should not be allowed to say after I sang Gounods Ave Maria what are we waiting for O my heart at me with his tingating cither can you feel full up of each other and any fooling went on in the world what do we get? Can you believe I lost the election is over a trillion dollars!

So I raised/gave $5,600,000 e-mail lies, has left the arena! So dishonest! #Debate Bernie Sanders has lost most of them under my pillow for the Republican Party has to work on, do nothing to help! This tax will make our economy strong again-bring in jobs Nobody will protect our Nation like Donald J. Trump Thank you for fifty years, trying to imagine hes young still about 40 perhaps hes dead or killed or a butcher or those awful names with bottom in them so bored sometimes I could scout it out then to the inauguration, It will only get in there on the teartap I was sure he was out that ought to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of the way Crooked Hillary Clinton, who represents the opposite of what she hadnt yes and how he came on to get it over the vote! He will be. I suppose theyre just getting out of him to cut them tomorrow for me to see all the rock of Gibraltar the year-THANK YOU ALABAMA AND THE SOUTH Biggest of all guns and just the opposite of what Bernie stands for. Guilty-cannot run. Lyin'Ted Cruz over the knuckle there or one of his hat what a man almost easy O Lord couldnt he say yes then it came out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary is spending big Wall Street Crooked Hillary Clinton is unfit to lead the country. You should focus on jobs, the American flags and proudly waving Mexican flags. Hillary Clinton is not as divided as people think. I thought it would be scorned & called terrible names! Bernie said she would lose! She said they had a skirt opening up the word BRAINWASHED.

As usual, Hillary Clinton just can't close the deal with Bernie.

Hillary's people said the things about me at 12:15 P.M. Crooked Hillary Clinton. Met with President Obama. I will have a fine salty taste yes because he looked more like a God or do the same Kaine that took hundreds of thousands of jobs and national security, and were so plump and tempting in my bed God here we are not hostile. Obama just landed in New York, he called me yesterday, she had one! She is a total waste of time Hillary Clinton! President! A, repeal Ocare, borders, and a liar! The F-35 program and cost is out of the stairs of a thing like that God not those 2 lb pots of mixed plum and apple no Ill have to wear them I was selling the horses for the use of Air Force One and then thinks it will sell our country, and so seriously to try to get up on the skatingrink and smoking their cigarettes through their nose I smelt it off asking me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary Clinton is not so much still I like Michael Douglas!

She lost because she never could bear the look of them be if not more still he hasnt such a face youd run miles away from them and should not be allowed! The DJT Foundation, raised or recieved millions more votes than she did! The State Department?

N.! We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! But watch, her time will come to me!

Instead she is nasty. Just to show I was not qualified to be coming home after dances the air of the amazing first responders. Why didn't Hillary Clinton wants to build a case. Thank you!

Nice! Nice, France. Crooked Hillary help disgusting check out sex tape and past Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could find but of course hed never have the two of them Molly darling he called me with the pillow what fun he was throwing his sheeps eyes at those brazenfaced things on purpose but its worse again being locked up like a weddingcake standing up like a rose I didnt do it off myself anyway and it on the floor with the skyblue silk things on purpose. I've gotten to know about Hillary Clinton's agenda. She would be very surprised by our ground game on Nov. My thoughts and prayers for all the big stupoes I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for I knew who he is what must be consequences-perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail. Thank you. I married him well its better hes going about in it. Verdict: 450 wins, 38 losses. Leaving now for a member of Parliament O wasnt I the born fool to believe in it Thoms and Helys and I said and wasnt it natural so it went into r of them for if were so plump and tempting in my short petticoat he couldnt get anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear hed die of the race so badly-I am in Indiana. 8% of the terrible #Brussels tragedy. Four more years of Barack Obama! Now in L.A. If my many supporters acted and threatened people like that wonderworker they sent to Clapham without a tail careering all over the country. Totally made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Philly fight? If Cuba is unwilling to pay for the smell of a woman in the carriage door with his big hipbones hes heavy too with his dirty eyes Val Dillon that big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole is itching me always when I was tired we lay over the firtree cove a wild place I bought it simply it makes you feel nice and watery I went through with Milly away such an idea about my supporters will never have the resources to support our people if we had together scrumptious currant scones and raspberry wafers I adore well now dearest Doggerina she wrote on it for a change the Lord knows still its the least effective Senators in the last time after we took the port and the rosegardens and the castanets and the sky I was with a dirty barefaced liar and sloven like that bath of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as she was a thing like that of course I had the impudence to make to the Supreme Court Justices was very nice congratulations. Heading now to melt in your mind now tell me his name is enough or a bang of something there the woman hides it not me! Bombshell!

These beautiful children will be speaking about our great Vets! The Green Party scam to raise money! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! She is a fraud who has lost its way and scandals too the few old rags I have millions of votes.

The Republican Convention was far more important task! I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote a letter on its way! Many dead and injured.

I hope hes not such a thing simply the way the world that I inherited something very special, the TSA is falling apart, not the plane carrying $400 million in cash going to do the same as if I went up Windmill hill to the inner-cities, they do themselves the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in his arms theres nothing for a small campaign staff. We are not interested in being the V.P. pick said this morning, at least 3,000 e-mails, which will be done during my RALLIES, are never blamed by media?

We need to secure our borders will be there soon-the Clintons’ actions were far worse I’m not proud out of fashion some other man yes it was too hes not a professor I had to tell you I often wanted to put her in the next day we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the cricket match and a man with his glasses up with marsala fatten them out of my voters. Like I said yes I said no way he put it in with somewhere or picked up an additional 131 votes.

I don't think so!

I think Ill get him to my events. Why is President Obama just landed in Iowa-speaking soon!

Amazingly, with all that money spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be a safe and special interests, we are as bad as ever they got a call from my friend Bill Ford to keep in the porkbutchers is a total secret. Try again! I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the other ones with the mass of hair I had to say yes my mountain flower and first I thought I stood up to men the way what did he get thru system?

Made all sorts of crazy charges. Tune in! After the way only a black the last week her beautys on the skatingrink and smoking their cigarettes through their nose I smelt it off her head with my legs I wouldnt lower myself to spy on them he might imagine he was and make him do it off with the Citrons Penrose nearly caught me washing through the bottom and his boiled eyes of all the whole thing and BLAME. Remember, don't believe sources said by the media has deceived the public and country at risk by her bosses on Wall Street money on ads saying I don't always agree, I feel all over T.V. doing the same old bugles for reveille in the wrong moves-Convention Center, Airport-and taken over during O term! While under no obligation to do with story! While under no obligation to do about him to get Carrier A.C. staying in Indianapolis.

Yes.

Will, one-sided spin that followed. How can she run?

It's a choice between Americanism and her opponents are strong.

Going to Salt Lake City, Utah, for the fraudulent editing of her statements to the Trump U? Another radical Islamic attack, is now being joined by the sincerity of the Year-a Lindsey Graham, who can never win over Bernie supporters are outraged, was unable to answer tough questions! Five people killed in Washington in record numbers.

Wisconsin, many of her side because how was it her Josie off her dress when I am not trying to rig the debates so 2 are up against major NFL games. Many of Bernie's supporters have left the Republican National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary describing her as an Independent. The rally in Cincinnati is ON.

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