#and you can bet that everytime i re-read them it makes me feel 10 times better

[selfshipping-stars]

As a self shipper, I cannot stress this enough:

Write fanfiction about your self inserts and f/o's

It doesn't matter if you don't finish it, if it's a one shot, if it's just a couple of lines written at 3 am while half asleep or if you don't plan on publishing it at all and that makes you feel like it's useless to write it.

Do. It.

Also, I don't care if you suck at writing and make grammar mistakes all the time,

If it makes you feel warm and happy inside, then it's good enough

[weird-dere-fics]

Pls ur family is so cute ❤❤❤❤

And well mine it aint a self ship but more a self insert 👉👈

An isekai to be precise (baby Ane)

CW: vague murder implication, baby mention, isekai trope, found family trope

Basically Ane gets re born in the marvel universe and she doesnt get her memories back until her 5th birthday after finding a "blank" comic book that only she can read

And she starts getting into a lots of shi after she gives a lio hand to sone of the heroes. Even though she has the mindset of an adult but she's still technically a kid, making do and say things a typical kid does (a child instint) and everytime she pushes those needs to be her adult self she becomes frustated and causing a lot of crumbled up feelings (almost as if her child self was fighting her afult self)

She becomes closest to people who can litteraly kill a whole army (in other words she has many adoptive parents and sibilings cuz why not 🤷‍♀️)

So everytime a villian kidnaps or hurts her its gonna be the last time they ever see the sun (most of them are 6 feet down)

She also gets a lil magic puppy whose name's buddy, he's a rottweiler but he kinda becomes more mythical as he grows (when ane reaches the age of 10 lil bud litteraly almost twice her size 💀)

The story even though is sweet it has its dark moments (dont worry nothing happens to our mc here) but she gets through it cuz family UwU

Yeah pretty much it still figuring stuff up

(Sorry for any grammar mistakes)

Thank u so much baby :3 💖💖💖💖.

Also CRYING SOBBING BABY ANE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS!!

I will isekai my way into your isekai AU and destroy whoever dares try to hurt u >:((((.

Also the concept with the blank comic book only you can read 👀👀👀👀. That is super interesting to me! Does she see scenes from her life before being isekai’d in it? Do her past memories or what they mean scare her?

Also kinda funny cus instead of adult with inner child it’s child with inner adult lmao. Big sad the conflict tho 😔. She deserves so many hugs.

We love found family here I’m so happy she found people that make her feel safe uwu. It’s what she deserves úwù.

ALSO MAGIC PUPPER???!! I BET HE’S DA GOODEST BOI <3.

All of this sounds great so far bby! :D I wish u the best of luck with figuring things out :3.

(Ur good baby I smooch u 😘💋💋💋)

[thenerdkingqueen]

an analysis/easter eggs/things that i've noticed on Tommyinnit's Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death

spoilers, be aware psa: most of this was said by the creator themself on the final chapter, also this is a pretty long post

Easter Eggs:

the angel reaching tommy (the fic starts with angel approaching tommy and it end with the angel and tommy)

mention of how tommy is young (in his limbo he is 16 but in real life he is 12)

someone saying "tommy is not a hero"

mentions of how clementine is a blessing from the gods/his guardian/his saviour

a gun that cannot kill people

everytime that tommy is close to "dying" some miracle happens and he's saved (most, if not all, the times it happens with clementine present or because of clementine)

tommy avoiding the news

a lot of religious symbolism (tommy mentioning jesus, affirming that clementine is a gift from gods, calling michael a demon, etc)

clementine being "rebellious" (on my notes this started around chapter 5, starts to disagree more with tommy around chapter 14 and then this becomes prominent towards the end)

tommy subconsciously believing that he set fire to the building/city (mentioned in multiple chapters, first in chapter 6 and so on and on)

ranboo liking spaghetti

tommy childish behavior that can only be comprehended in the end of the fic

tommy playing with techno's sword (alluding to the real world were techno was into fencing)

tommy mentioning the five stages of grief

mentions of how the fic is supposed to follow the same ideas as cartoon shows about heroes (tubbo talking about how the characters don't have "plot armour" because they aren't the "main characters", tommy talking about a beach episode and bloopers, etc)

tommy always trying to be the one to save the others (how he reasures tubbo that hes the one supposed to save the others, saving techno on a mission, wilbur telling him that he saved them, etc)

the reality changing in a way that fits tommy the best (in my notes i said that the first time that we see this happening is when tommy goes to buy fast food and somehow got an order that they didn't have at first)

tommy missing the jump but wilbur catches him before he falls (it happens in chapter 9 and in chapter 28)

techno being defenestrated the most alluding to his death

techno not wanting to babysit tommy (chapter 10, chapter 14 and chapter 27)

tommy calling wilbur bald

chapters were is just a conversation between clementine and tommy

multiple mentions of how tommy is "not ready"

mentions of how tommy misses his family (chapter 18 with wilbur saying that "its okay" if tommy missed him, chapter 23 with tommy mentioning that he "missed this")

mentions of the world falling apart

tommy's mom loving clementines tea

the news on tv

tommy being a fan of vigilantes

wilbur singing

Paragraphs that are worth mentioning:

Tommy in chapter 6 about Tubbo:

“Shhh,” Tommy soothes calmly, “I’m reminiscing about our relationship. I’m grieving.” Tubbo stares at him in exasperation. “Grieving what?” “The end.”

Tommy about himself also in chapter 6:

Maybe he did die.

Now that he’s aware, he can feel the wind blowing through his hair, feels his soaked suit sticking to his body uncomfortably. He shivers."

Tubbo and Tommy in chapter 7:

"Tommy pouts, “Why are you leaving me?” Tubbo sighs, “Tommy you know I have to go at some point.”

also in chapter 7:

“No Ranboo slander in this household,” Tubbo says sternly, “I’ll be back soon Tom.” “You won’t,” Tommy sniffs, “You’re leaving forever.”

the world around Tommy while he's sick (foreshadowing):

"The world blurs for a second and he stabilizes himself against the wall."

Clementine in chapter 7:

“ Tommy ,” A voice croons for him. “ Wake up. Wake up Tommy,” It says, “ You need to wake up. This isn’t re-“

Tommy and Clementine in chapter 9, Tommy showing that he is on denial:

"Clementine does a flip. “No, no. We don’t talk about what happened. Nothing happened. I don’t even know what you are talking about, like I honestly have no idea what you are about. I don’t even know what heroes are. Who are heroes? That’s crazy, never heard of them. Do they even exist? That’s crazy. Clementine shut the fuck up,” He groans, shuddering as he relives the embarrassment of a lifetime. Clementine stares."

foreshadowing in chapter 11:

"Tommy glares at them. How do they not understand the severity of the situation? Children, the lot of them. “You will all understand soon enough,” Tommy sighs, shaking his head, “And then, you will feel deep, deep regret.”

foreshadowing again on chapter 23:

“Mhm,” He cries into the man’s chest, “Okay,” He believes. He chooses to believe Wilbur. “I’ve- I’ve missed this,” He confesses. I’ve missed you, he doesn’t say. “I know,” Wilbur hums. “It’s okay. Merry Christmas, Tommy.”

the narrative changing and the people around tommy realizing where they are/tommy and the people around him acting weird:

Wilbur in chapter 25:

“You can stop, if you want,” Wilbur looks him in the eye. Tommy’s grin freezes. “What?” “You can stop, Tommy. We don’t have to pretend anymore.”

Phil and Tommy on chapter 25:

"Phil frowns, offended, “You don’t like heroes.” “They don’t exist.” Phil laughs this time, slightly bewildered, “Mate, I’m a hero.” Tommy turns to him, eyes dulled, “Are you?”

Tommy and Jack on chapter 26:

“I mean, really, when have you actually helped someone? Other than yourself, that is,” Manifold scoffs. “You think you’re so above everyone here, above the world-“ “That’s because I am, ” Tommy stares, eyes hard."

my actual thoughts/analysis (this is very disorganized because it's literally just the notes the I made when i was re-reading):

Tommy's limbo is a world made by him, he aged himself up (he was 12 but 16 in the limbo) and i think thats one of the reasons of why swears a lot (in chapter 27 philza says that tommy could only swear in his adolescence)

Through the fic we can see how much Tommy resents and feels guilty about everything that happened, the multiple mentions of how he didn't know who "burned the building" are an example

i genuinely believe that the hoodie that he wears in the fic is wilbur's hoodie (in chapter 27 they are fighting because of a hoodie) and i think that is an indirect way of tommy saying "i love you" and "i miss you"

i also believe that the reason of why he lives in an apartment with tubbo is because he feels guilty for not being able to save him

In the beginning of the fic tommy deflects what happened and projects in a much lighter, much happier, way. He has a gun that cannot kill, he thinks that fire is "pogchamp", he jokes about defenestration, etc

At some point the world building start to get "weird", tommy being hired wouldn't make sense in the actual world but since it's a world made by a child with childish ideas he ends up getting hired anyways, a lot of times Tommy acts like a kid and not a teenager, later is explained that hes actually 12

Tommy also don't want to leave but he wants to be saved, this is shown when he begs for Clementine to save him in chapter 12, he wants his life back but he also wants Clementine to be part of it

Eneli starts to refer to the boys as brothers in cahpter 19, before this tommy was just an orphan (this fact is refuted in chapter 23, when tommy says that he "wasn't always a orphan")

Tommy struggles to say what Clementine is to him, probably because he realized that she is not his daughter but his mother, my best bet is that Tommy made Clementine to be his daughter because he couldn't bare the thought of having a mother, he mentions that "parents do the abandoning" and i feel like that its how he felt when his mother died, before he also mentioned how she already abandoned him once, he is also super protective of her, and in chapter 26 he almost lost her entirely. In some ways Clementine is death, and thats something that he cannot and does not want to deal with, but shes also his mother and he loves her (this can be see through the fic but especially in chapter 26)

I feel like Phil having wings is a red herring to fool the reader, this makes the reader believe that he is the one who saved Tommy in the beginning

[depressedacadamia]

De Humani Corporis Fabrica

Chapter I: Le Studio Royal Jupiter

Word count: 3.4K

Summary: Pjo Dancer AU! When Le Studio Royal Jupiter starts competing, friendships and budding romances are ignited but enemies are also re-united.

Taglist (send me a message if you want to be added): @showtunesandsolangelo​

A competition. An actual competition. Nico and Percy couldn’t believe it! They had spent all their lives training and now, their studio was finally going to a dance competition! Nico wasn’t about to admit it, but he practically did a pirouette in joy when he found out. Him and Percy couldn’t be more excited- their studio was becoming competitive! 

But of course, they weren’t the only excited dancers. 

Annabeth, Nico's ballet partner, was over the moon when she heard the news from Nico himself when they were warming up at the bar. Jason, one of the few students who took a fusion of ballet and street dance, had done a flip that the ballet dancers could not describe with any word other than awesome. The tap kids had come in singing musical theatre songs like ‘the story on tonight’ from Hamilton in honour of the news and Will Solace, the captain of the Tap dance crew, had given a terrible haiku as a celebration- something that he got from his father. 

The salsa kids were literally tangoing their way into the studio and the best salsa duo -Hazel Levesque and Leo Valdez- had walked in with roses in their mouths as to also celebrate. However, Percy’s street dance partner, a talented breaker and popper- Frank Zhang, was more nervous and cautious towards this news. 

Normally, the dancer’s all danced in the section of the studio where their style was taught. Studio A had the Ballet dancers, Studio B had the Street dancers, Studio 1 had the tap dancers and Studio 2 had the Salsa dancers and so on. The spare studio spaces were just rehearsal spaces and normally classes weren’t taught there. However, today, all of the top dancers from each style were gathered in Studio A. 

Annabeth, Nico and Jason were all whispering as they sat down, doing butterflies. Behind them, they could hear Hazel and Leo- also known as fire and ice- because while Leo brought the fire (quite literally in that one routine they had performed involving the alcohol and matches), Hazel would always bring the coolest of moves that oftentimes, everybody had forgotten about. They were both talking about a funny incident with their lazy teacher, Dionysus, who spent his time drinking way too much.

Will and Piper, the musical theatre tap duo were probably considered the most talented duo. They could sing, dance and act- practically triple threats. With them on the dance team, there was no way they could lose. 

“Has anyone considered that because we are now a competitive studio, we will have to audition to get on the teams?” Frank's concerned voice rang out, making everyone fall silent. Everyone expected to just be on the team- no one had remembered that there was no way every single one of them would be able to compete. 

“Good morning dancers, thank you for being here early on a Saturday nonetheless- we know most classes do not start until 10, so we thank you for being so dedicated to this studio,” a firm voice rang out. Reyna, the ballet teacher, had walked in with her prize pupil- Calypso.

“I bet you Calypso will be competing- that's what happens when you practically live in this studio,” Annabeth whispered to Hazel, who was behind her. Despite being in different classes- they were good friends who hung out during their breaks.

“Doesn’t mean she deserves this any more than we do,” Leo, who despised Calypso, added. 

“As you know.” Reyna glared at the group of people talking before starting again. “We have recently decided to become a competitive studio again.” 

Reyna was suddenly cut off by a series of whoops, claps and whistles from throughout the crowd. 

“This means that we will need a team. Many of you seem to have forgotten that when we weren’t a competitive studio, we still held auditions for teams. The competitive team who will represent Le Studio Royal Jupiter will be determined through auditions.

“She can just say The Royal Jupiter Studio, it’s not like you get extra brownie points if you say it in french,” Leo snorted slightly, causing Calypso who also despised Leo, to glare at him. 

“It is tradition for our studio to make sure the best of the best is chosen to represent. Many of the students who have been with us for almost their entire lives,” Reyna turned her eyes to Nico, “Know of the times when this Studio was competitive. The trophies in the corridor show our successful history that was closed down to a tragic incident and it was decided for a period of time that LSRJ would stop being competitive.”

“But now, we’re going to regionals so let's talk business- or in dance, we like to say auditions,” The street dance teacher, Thalia Grace ,who was also the brother of the best fusion dancer - Jason Grace- walked in. Her abrupt statement caused the room to start buzzing with whispers and excitement. She had baggy tracksuits with a skull t-shirt as well as a black patterned bandana around her cropped black hair.

“For the auditions, there will be solos and duets. You can choose whether you want to do either however, doing a duet will be seen a better as in proves your ability to work with others. Solo auditions for regionals itself will be decided once the team is in,” Reyna added the last sentence when she saw Annabeth about to open her mouth. 

“For ya duets, we highly recommend you don’t partner with someone of the same style, So Annabeth and Nico- big no no, sorry guys. We want to see what you can do when you are put outside your comfort zone. Hazel and Leo, stop pouting unless you’re willing to pout at the floor while you do push ups,” Thalia grinned wickedly. 

“As for the 2 other sections of the auditions- there will be improv which you all are familiar with. There will also be a choreographed audition- you will be sectioned into groups and taught choreo in a sectioned amount of time. You will be given an hour to learn this choreo and perfect it before presenting it to the judges,” Calypso added, standing at the front. 

“We hope to see many faces at the auditions and good luck!” Reyna called out as she pinned the sign up sheet to the notice board. Dancers practically ran to the sheets, scribbling their names under the solo column, despite the warnings given. 

“So… you’re Annabeth, right? You do ballet with Nico- wanna team up?” Percy grinned all too knowingly making Annabeth sigh. 

“We’re dating, you dumbass.” She facepalmed before quickly answering. “ Yes, yes I will be your partner.” 

Unfortunately, the rest of the dancers who did not sign up for solo’s did not find their partners so easily. Hazel and Leo were so tempted to be partners- they were almost definite that they could choreograph a salsa routine that would be so good, the judges would forget the whole ‘different style’ partner.

Percy had already gotten his partner but he knew that Frank needed one. He had seen how Frank had always been shy to approach Hazel and he couldn’t blame him too much. Hazel was a super talented dancer and her smile was guaranteed to light up any room. However, Percy wasn’t definite that Hazel and Leo weren’t dating. They would always be seen together and while they were called fire and ice, they got along very well. 

“Hey Hazel!” Percy beckoned her over. “Since you can’t pair up with Leo, how about you try pairing up with a hip hop guy….Oh Frank, you’re free- surely you wouldn’t mind pairing up with Hazel?” 

Frank who was shoved into the spotlight could feel the blood rushing to his cheeks as he managed to successfully not stutter his words.

“Uh, well I’m down if you are,” he mumbled slightly, looking towards his feet. 

“Sure!” Hazel agreed happily which earned herself a light nudge from Leo.

“Who do I go with if you’re off with B-boy?” 

“Leo, stop being codependent on me. Ask Jason, he does fusion,” Hazel recommended. 

“I can’t lift Jason though!”  

“Jason just paired up with Piper,” Jason added as he walked over, throwing his arm over Percy’s shoulder.

“Jason, you did what?” Nico asked, horrified. “Jay, I wanted to pair with you!”

“There’s still Leo, Will and… Calypso,” Annabeth offered. Nico shot her a look saying Do I look like I’m about to deal with Calypso?  On cue, Will walked over, humming as he did so. 

“Any of you free? I need a partner, I really don’t have it in me to bother for a solo,” he confessed. Jason, who wore the smile of the devil's advocate at this very moment, decided to speak for Nico. 

“Hey Nico, weren’t you just complaining about not having a partner. Oh and would you look at that, your styles are completely different!” 

Nico whipped his head around and glared daggers at Jason who was smiling uncontrollably.

“Nico, is that good with you? I know how uptight Ballet dancers are.”

“We aren’t that uptight!” Nico snapped which earned him a look from Leo that read are you sure about that? 

“Is that a yes?” 

Nico sighed, knowing he had lost this battle. “Yeah, it’s fine.”

“No! No it’s not fine! I still don’t have a partner!” Leo cried. Calypso, with a plan forming in her head, literally walked up to Leo and attempted to drag him by the arm, only to be stopped by him pulling his hand away.

“¿Qué te pasa?” Leo immediately broke into Spanish.

“Us. Partners.”

“Partners? Are you out of your mind? Go do a duet with Castellan!”

“Our styles are too similar- we both do Ballet,” Calypso shot back. 

“You know Callie, considering you are one of the studio's best Ballet dancers, I would have thought you would be going with a solo... '' Will mused, teasing her over the crush he knew she used to have on Leo. Well that’s what Calypso would claim everytime it was brought up. Calypso could feel her cheeks heating up and curled her toes to stop it.

“But I guess you going with a duet would make you look more like a team player.” Will stopped for a second to place his fingers on his chin as if he were stroking a beard. “Although, I never thought you’d go for Valdez since Clarrise hasn’t got a partner yet.” 

“Clarrise and I had an argument, it would be unethical to work with her.”

“More unethical than it is to work with me? Also, I love the passive aggressive undertone- it doesn’t suit you though,” Leo gave a genuine smile. Calypso did not respond to the intense sarcasm and instead told Leo to make sure he checks his messages which resulted in Leo wondering how he ever got her number.

“Hey Nico, I've gotta skadoodle but text me a good rehearsal time, kay?” Will grabbed Nico’s wrist before he left. Nico responded with a gentle nod- slightly shocked that someone had just touched his wrist without his permission.

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“Wait, wait- how do you do that?” Hazel asked as Frank showed her a piece of choreography. 

“Okay, well you push your left foot out and then you bend both knees and your arms come down like you’re about to crouch. Then just kick out your left foot before pulling it back and set your right foot in front,” Frank instructed, holding Hazel's arm for her as she struggled to get the move down pat. 

“Wait, I think I’ve got it,” She performed the move perfectly. “ Ooh, hey we can add on a salsa part to this!”

Hazel shuffled her hips, rolling her body and hips forwards before bringing them back her arms both in the air elegantly. 

“Okay, put your right hand on my hip with my hand and then put your other hand in my free hand.” Hazel waved her free hand in the air which Frank then took. 

“Now, just move with me,” Hazel finished. Frank, who was terribly nervous and could feel his hands shaking, somehow managed to perform the move adequately- which even led him to another idea for their dance. 

“Hey, how do you feel about adding a lift?”

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“Percyy, put me down!” Annabeth shrieked as Percy held her on his back and refused to put her back to the safe ground.

“Not until you say that you secretly despise pointe shoes!”

“But I like performing on pointe! I was even hoping it would be part of our routine!”

This made Percy set her down. Annabeth’s cries of mercy died down as Percy let her feet touch the floor. They were occupying studio A which had the best mirrors- something that every dancer knew was necessary. 

“You did?” 

“What, did you think we were going to abandon Ballet entirely? We need to incorporate both styles, not just completely ignore the other,” Annabeth reminded him, her hands resting on her hips.

“I kinda thought we’d lean in the hip hop direction considering how technical the studio is.” Percy rubbed the back of his head.

“The studio isn’t that technical…. Okay maybe it is but we don’t need to abandon Ballet completely for this routine to stand out.”

“Do you have any ideas?” 

“Of course,” Annabeth scoffed slightly before looking back at Percy, who rolled his eyes at her brash statement.

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Leo and Calypso were working on opposite sides of the room. They were in Studio 2, the salsa room- which they had for the rest of the day. Most dancers avoided Studio 2 because Dionysus was one of the weirdest dance teachers there were. He’d sit in a chair and tell the students stories and somehow, their dances blew people out the water. Some students believe that Leo and Hazel actually taught the class but others thought that Dionysus would just copy dances from the internet.

The truth was, Dionysus was the kind of person who would get a bit tipsy at work every once in a while- normally it would just result in him mis- shuffling his steps when teaching but every so once in a while, he would create some extraordinary move from scratch. The rest was just his natural ability to dance- Dionysus told stories through his dance and he told the stories first. Always first.

Calypso was on the side of the room with the bar, stretching and warming up while Leo was on the other side with his headphones on and practising. 

“Hey! Hello Leo! Take your headphones off!” Calypso called from the other side of the room. Leo, oblivious as ever, continued marking moves, in a manner where he was basically just shuffling his hips. Calypso marched over towards him and snatched his headphones off his head.

“Oi! What was that for?”

“I’ve been trying to talk to you if you haven’t noticed,” she pointed out.  Leo rolled his eyes passive aggressively which only got onto Calypso’s nerves even more. 

“What do you want?” Leo asked bluntly, eager to finish the conversation. 

“I know what we should do for the routine, so come on.” She tried grabbing Leo’s wrist again. 

“Of course you do. There you go again. Always Calypso, the everlasting angel who bosses everyone about and sucks up to every teacher in sight,” Leo mumbled under his breath. Unfortunately for him, Calypso caught his words.

“Oh look, it’s Leo- the immature and idiotic salsa dancer who set his dance partner on fire and is only known because of his partner and his ridiculous crush he has on her!” Calypso threw her hands out. 

“First of all, setting her on fire was part of the routine and we planned and rehearsed it several times. Second of all, I do not have a crush on Hazel!”

“Do to!”

“How would you even know! You’re always in Studio A or one the rehearsal rooms. You never come down to Studio 2- not that we want you down here,” Leo retorted. 

“I have no desire to come down here with your loud and improper techniques and not to forget your funky, weird teacher. Everyone knows Hazel practically teaches the salsa classes.”

“Salsa isn't improper. It’s not our fault you’re the only ballet dancer with a stick so far up your ass, you’re practically a mannequin doll! And you’re just jealous that you have Reyna who is terrifying as a teacher- Dionysus is super chill and you know it!”

“Reyna is 10 times the teacher Dionysus will ever be. Besides, you aren’t even the best dancer in your class, you can’t be one to talk,” Calypso boasted. 

“You aren’t the best in your class either,” Leo pointed out, as if the fact was obvious. Calypso, who thought otherwise, stopped, dead still. 

He did not just go there.

She had always seen herself as a passionate, ambitious and successful dancer- a lot of the time, the best even.  When she spoke again, her voice seemed softer, vulnerable even.

“What do you mean I’m not the best? Who else is there?”

“Well there’s Castellan- everyone knows he’s being scouted. Besides, Nico and Annabeth blow you out of the water when it comes to technique, so you really can’t come and attack us salsa dancers.”

Calypso was at a loss for words. Did people actually see Luke as the better dancer? Was she just his backup all this time? Di Angelo and Chase blow her out of the water in technique? Since when? She had been at this studio her entire life and it seemed like since forever, she had always seen herself and assumed herself to be the best. Quickly, she packed her stuff away and scurried out of Studio 2- leaving Leo all by himself. 

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It was 8 at night. Almost every dancer had left the studio by now. By now, almost every light was turned off. Almost every part of studio A was covered in darkness. Except for the spot where Nico was dancing. His black pointe shoes were elegant, just like his turns, his leaps and his jumps. It was like watching a swan- graceful, smooth and completely unaware of its surroundings. Swans also gawked the second something unexpected happened- so when Will walked through the doors of Studio A and started clapping at the end of Nico’s routine, Nico freaked out, slipping his foot (which may I remind you was on pointe) and landing on his butt. 

“Ah shit! Are you okay?” Will asked, his tone worried as he rushed towards Nico who was clutching his ankle, with his eyes screwed up.

“Why the hell were you there? Why the hell are you still here?” 

“I could ask you the same question,” Will challenged. 

“I lock up the studio normally. Reyna gives me the keys before she leaves.” Nico flexed his ankle, making sure it was able to move in all directions. He started ripping his pointe shoes off, eager to get his feet out of the pretty torture devices. 

“Sorry about the ankle, I probably should have made it clear I was coming.” Will rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

“Yeah, normally I rely on your tap shoes. Those things click clack like a bloody cow bell,” Nico remarked as he walked over to his cubby to put on his trainers.

“Harty har, if it means you don’t go leaping into an injury then I will consider it.”

“Wow,” Nico drawled. “Good to see that you care so much about my health.”

“Well if you got injured, who would I audition with?” Will smirked cheekily, hiding his eyes under his voluminous amount of blond locks. 

“Now I feel even better,” Nico laughed slightly, pulling his sports bag over his shoulder. 

As they walked out of the building, Nico stopped to make sure everything was all locked up. They passed the silver plaque, which had the studio's motto on it. While the studio had a french name- Le Studio Royal Jupiter- it’s motto was Latin. Nico had always loved the studio’s motto, seeing as it was cryptic but meaningful. In fact, he had found out that the motto was actually named after the anatomical book of Andreas Vesalius who was a 16th century anatomist. 

De Humani Corporis Fabrica

On the fabric of the Human Body- Nico thought it was perfectly fitting for Le Studio Royal Jupiter.

[iamacolor]

So I had an idea of a Spideychelle AU as coworkers (why? because I saw a gif of andy and april from parks and recs and that’s all it takes) so because I don’t have time to write a proper fic, have some headcanons!!! (puting it under a read more because I got a bit carried away and emotional so this is a bit angsty and this is very long )anyway I just hope you like it!

They don’t know each other from before and at first they don’t even work in the same office like sure they’re in the same company and the same building and all but that doesn’t mean that they’re really colleagues so Michelle doesn’t really get why he’s smiling at her everytime he sees her?

And she notices him in the hallway because he always seems to be running late or picking stuffs up or being clumsy (and does he manages to look cute while doing it? A little too much to Michelle’s liking)

But that’s all there is between them , they’ve never talked, just smiled at each other (because yes sometimes she returns his smile when she meets him, his smile is very contagious ok?)

Anyway fast forward and Michelle learns from the director that they’re going to get a new team member in the office, one from the building who’s transferring and she’s like urgh I just hope it’s not him because she’s not sure she can handle another clumsy happy dorky person in the office. It’s not that she doesn’t like the people she works with (they’re re alright although she’ll never say it to their faces, she’s fond of them in her own way ), it’s just that she has a hard time getting used to people and someone new in her team means work

The office just knows that the newcomer is a guy and everyone is trying to make bets to guess who it is

And so what if the girls in her office have made a list of all the nice looking men in the building trying to classify who they’d rather have as a co-worker during one of their breaks and that this guy (who’s apparently called Peter Parker, which is um… Nice) happens to be near the top because “yes he looks like a nerd but he’s so cute and also super fit!!!!”.

And Michelle just stays silent because otherwise she’d be blurting out that there’s no way Peter isn’t number 1, no way Steve and Max from unit 4 are cuter than him. But she doesn’t say anything because she’d rather be buried than admit that she thinks Peter is cute. Because it’s not that he’s cute (read : he is) it’s just that there’s no way he’s less cute than freaking Steve and Max who can’t even pull off a shirt

But the day of the new co-worker arrival is finally here and guess who she finds sitting in front of the office door first thing in the morning when she arrives to open the office (oh yeah did I forget to mention that Michelle is the team leader? That’s right she’s the boss), looking kind of sleepy and nodding his head to the music blasting from his headphones???? 

~drumrolls ~

That’s right, it’s non other than Peter Parker

And damnit that’s why she should have insisted to know who was transferring because now she’s standing in the hallway unprepared and…

What’s happening? she’s Michelle Jones she can handle anything. She straightens up, walks towards the door and says a quick hello .

He stands up quickly fumbling with his headphones and he seems like he’s about to extend his hand so he could shake hers but Michelle dives straight for the lock with her keys and open the door motionning for him to follow . He starts rambling about how he’s so happy to be working with this team and how he’s heard so much about the great work that they do and how excited he is and how 

(she shuts him off after a while as she turns on the light because how can one person talk so much about being excited)

And then he says “I’m so excited to meet the team, especially the boss!! How’s the boss like? I haven’t heard much about him. Oh I haven’t even asked your name, sorry! ”

And it’s kind of stupid because he just doesn’t know but this kind of things happen all the time and she hasn’t slept well so she snaps : “The name’s Jones and if you haven’t heard of him well that’s quite normal given that I’m a woman so I’m pretty sure people use the word “her” when talking about me!”

“Oh you’re the boss???” His eyes are opened wide like he can’t believe that the person standing in front of him could be a boss. 

Well fuck him, she might not dress nicely and preppy, she might not be a people person or a great pep talk giver but she’s the freaking smartest person in this building so she deserves her spot as boss,ok?

“Oh right because a woman as a boss is so unheard of, is it?!”

“What no?! I’m so sorry it’s just that I hadn’t heard about…”

And she can see by how shocked he is that he didn’t really mean it like that but he can’t reply because the whole team suddenly arrives so she just says a quick “hello everyone this is Peter Parker, show him around please. I have a video conference to attend.” 

(that’s a lie, she just doesn’t want to hear him trying to apologize. He seems like the guy who goes on for 10 minutes when he apologizes)

And she just locks herself in her office and puts her head on her desk because why did she have to get so mad. It’s like as soon as it seemed like he didn’t think her capable of being the boss something inside of her snapped and why does she even care about what a cute guy thinks?

Correction : a guy, a simple guys

who is definitely not cute.

And so for the next days they kind of avoid each other (well she’s not sure he actually avoids her but she definitely avoids him unless she’s talking to the whole team which she knows is highly unprofessional but she can’t help it )

and that goes on for a few weeks and during those teams discussions she always avoid looking him in the eyes because it happened once when someone made a joke and she was smiling and he smiled back and she felt something sweet and warm inside of her and she’ll be damned if she lets it happen again.

And she can’t shake the feeling that he’s always looking at her from across the room and she hates it because she feels like screaming “this isn’t a zoo Parker!” but also she’s wondering if he likes what he sees and that’s stupid because why would it matter,she doesn’t even like him for God’s sake

So she just doesn’t talk to him

she still makes sure to ask her co-worker if they’re getting along well with him, if he’s integrated well into the team because she cares deeply about maintaining a good atmosphere in the office and the worse thing is that everyone likes him. They all say that he’s super sweet and quite dorky and just sooo nice and really smart . 

and the more they work together the more she realizes how smart he is

she never has to explain things twice to him and he sometimes finishes her sentences when she can’t and he’s just so efficient and he always finishes his work early and at first she doesn’t like it because that makes the balance of the team shifts and she’s not used to not being the smartest one in the room anymore

until one day she realizes that she has to give him special taks otherwise that’d be a waste. And she can’t let her mixed feelings about Peter Parker get in the way of her work and she knows what she has to do because she isn’t the youngest boss in the company for nothing, ok ? 

She observes people and can see their strenghts and weaknesses and what they’d be good at

So she give him personnal missions and tasks to complete, she even has him join her on some of her own researches because he is that smart.  

And that means more interactions, more « oh he’s actually really nice » moments. 

It means she often finds herself thinking that she actually enjoys working with him and it almost feels like they’re bonding

And one day as he is about to leave her office after they had a really productive day, she laughs at a joke he made and he suddenly asks if she has changed her mind about him and she doesn’t understand what he means at all

and he says « have you stopped disliking me? » « what? » « Yeah you hated me at first! » he replies and she says «  No I didn’t! »

«  Well it certainly looked like it - ok it might have been because my reaction to you being the boss which I’m really sorry about - , you avoided me for so long and barely talked to me and always seemed to be angry when I was talking »

And she’s surprised that he noticed all that because she’s usually good at hiding her emotions and she insists that she never disliked him and as she said these words she realizes how true they are and she doesn’t really remember why she was even annoyed with him in the first place

And he smiles and says with a soft voice « that’s great because I really enjoy working here » 

and after that conversation she notices that it is as if he had been waiting all this time to come talk to her during breaks and bring her coffee, to ask her about her week-ends and how she’s going or maybe he was just waiting for her to accept his attention and even if usually does not like small talks she finds that she doesn’t mind it with Peter

They get closer because she finds that it is impossible to resist Peter Parker’s enthusiasm and dorkiness. She tries for a while to keep it professional and to not get too friendly with him but they always end up staying late in the office alone and she finds herself enjoying his company a lot (not that she will ever admit it because all she calls him is loser or Parker and she’s always telling him about how she’s doing him a favour by talking to him and she rolls her eyes at him more times than she can count but that’s her way of being friendly ) 

and they often order pizza and talk for hours about everything and he has so many stories to tell and they’re not all funny as he tells her about his family and the people he’s lost

and she finds herself opening up to him, about things she never told anyone (like how being the youngest team leader in the company is great but also how it’s a constant fight against criticism, especially because she’s a woman and because she’s black, how she wishes she could just take a break sometimes, retreat to read for days or something) 

and it’s great because he listens to her and she finds herself listening to him and finding out that she never gets tired of him

she used to think that they were too different to get along but she finds that they just kind of complete each other very well? 

And that it’s really nice to be with someone who is different but a good kind of different, the kind that keep you on your toes and makes you think about thing you hadn’t thought about before, the kind who you can explain things to, who is interested in learning more about the things that make you different

she even makes him laugh and she loves it so much because it’s been so long since she’s been this way with someone, almost carefree, and she knows she can be funny but she doesn’t have many friends, especially in the office and she misses the feeling of just having a good time with someone

And she knows that she likes him not just as a friend but as something different because not only can she spends hours talking with him but she also finds herself staring at him at his jawline, his arms, his hair, his eyes and she’s daydreaming about making him laugh (and other stuffs as well but these ones she keeps them for her nights)

and she arrives early to see him because he’s always there waiting for her to open the door  

and sometimes when she feels comfortable enough to enjoy these feelings, to let the warmth spread all over her, she think that maybe, maybe, he might feel the same way about her?

but one day, she overhears a conversation between some girls from another office as she is in the toilets

and they’re talking about that cute guy working on the 3rd floor who is always smiling and running around and how he’s so fit and handsome even if he seems super nerdy 

(and she understands that they are talking about peter and well she agrees on everything being said) but as she is about to come out, the girls mention her

« he’s always with this girl with the impossible hair and who’s always wearing dark stuffs » « oh the one who doesn’t seem to know what a hairbrush is ? she’s his boss ! » 

and they go on about how he’s surely pretending to enjoy her company to get more responsibilities because how he could he actually enjoy her company and they mention that some people think that they are dating and they just laugh at the idea

and it stings

it hurts

like it hurts a lot

as if michelle jones and peter parker dating was the most ridiculous idea in the world, as if them being even just friend was crazy, as if michelle jones wasn’t good enough for Peter Parker

and as they leave the bathroom she starts to think that maybe they were right ??? maybe she is not good enough for him ? Because she doesn’t really brush her hair or care about it, because most days she doesn’t speak a word to anyone and is often grumpy and because she doesn’t wear dresses and pretty shoes

and she hates thinking these kind of things because it’s everything she is against, this idea of being good enough for people is bullshit anyway and there’s a reason why she thinks that looks don’t matter because they don’t , all that matters is to be good enough for yourself and she shouldn’t be getting emotional over such ridiculous things anyway 

and why is she even crying for god’s sake ???!!!

and she hates feeling like this and this is all peter’s fault even if it’s not really and she knows that but she still decides to keep her distance and avoid him because how stupid was she to get a crush on him anyway and he notices and tries to talk to her but she throws him off several time

she never stays late at work anymore and she only communicates via e-mails with him when she has to 

and everytime he brings her coffee during breaks she either manages to have her door closed or to be out of the room and she never drinks it which is a terrible idea because she ends up having a reminder of peter’s affection on her desk for the whole day

but she doesn’t know what to do ok ? she’s hurt and she doesn’t exactly knows why and she doesn’t know how to deal with this so she just hopes it will go away and that he will get tired of trying to talk to her

and it goes on for a couple of weeks, during which Michelle feels absolutely miserable but she stubbornly refuses to give up

but so does he

he doesn’t get tired at all

nope

peter parker doesn’t give up ok ?

he’s hurt and he won’t accept her silence

and one friday evening, she hears someone knocking on her door and when she finally comes, she doesn’t open and just aks « who is it ? »

and it’s him, it’s Peter , he’s standing behind her door right now and she doesn’t know what to do and she doesn’t have time to think before he’s banging on the door and saying loudly « michelle open up for god’s sake or I’ll break your door !»

and 2 seconds later, she hears him saying in a lower voice « sorry ma’am, don’t worry I’m not actually going to break her door, it’s just a joke because she doesn’t want to… »

she yanks her door open « what do you want, loser ? »

and he’s shocked that she opened the door so he just stares at her for a few seconds

then he waits until the neighbour he was talking to, an old lady that michelle hates because she has a nasty dog, walks away before blurting out that he noticed that something was wrong and that she was avoiding him and that he wants to know what happened

he says he doesn’t understand what went wrong but that he is sorry and that if there’s anything he did wrong could she let him know so he doesn’t do it again? because he felt like they had something special so he really wants to understand what went wrong ?

and because he just looks so sad and cute standing in front of her door, his hair wet and curling up all over the place because of the rain pouring outside, she has to explain that he didn’t do anything wrong, that it’s just her, that she doesn’t think this, whatever it is, could work between them and that they should just keep it professional because that’s better

(although all she wants to do is jump in his arms and stay there forever and maybe put her mouth on his and kiss him until they’re both breathless but that’s another story)

but he doesn’t accept that, he says that he wants to keep this, whatever this is, going, and he keeps on saying that he’ll do anything to make this work out because he cares about her and he… he really thought she cared about him too

and she can feel herself weakening and getting closer to just giving up but she still has that little voice in her head going around saying « that she’s not pretty enough, not funny enough, not proper enough » and so she just exclaims « why do you even care anyway ?! »

and he’s struck and his eyes widen and with the softest voice ever he just says « because…because i like you MJ »

and oh god he just called her MJ

and he also said he likes her

is this really happening?

« I just…I like you so much it’s scary, I was crushing on you even before I started working with you , just seeing you in the building would make me happy and I hated myself so much when I messed up that first day at work and then you told me you never disliked me and I couldn’t believe my luck and we got closer and I felt like the happiest guy on the planet because you’re freaking amazing ok ? You’re just so so wonderful and I really really really like you so will you please give me another chance ? Whatever I did I’m sorry »

« you didn’t do anything wrong »

« what ? »

« you didn’t do anything wrong » (why is her voice breaking now?)

« just forget it, ok, you didn’t do anything wrong and I just got scared »

« of what ? »

she doesn’t want to talk about these girls and their nasty words, at least not now, so she settle for something as true

« of this »she says gesturing between them « of us »

« there’s an us ?? » and as he says these words he seems so so hopeful and she just gives in a little more and says that “yes, yes there is”

and he takes a deep breath « just to make this clear. I like you. Do you like me ? »

And she tries to hide her smile when she says yes but there’s no point anymore and she gives up and then he literally raises his arms in the air and cheers loudly and she rolls her eyes at him but can’t help laughing

« stop it loser, you’re going to wake up the whole building ! »

« I don’t really care to be quite honest with you, I’m a bit too excited right now »

« well I do care about not being kicked out ! »

and he laughs and she laughs a well because she also feels really excited and so happy and a weight has been lifted off her shoulder and it’s amazing

“wait but why were you scared?”

she sighs “I don’t know , I just…I’m not used to getting so attached to people and we’re just so different…”

“ that’s why this would work, we would complete each other perfectly” he says softly

“duh, I know, why do you think I like you” she replies in a low voice

and he smiles again, that megawatts smile of his and he says that he loves the sound of that, her liking him and can she please say that again? 

she asks if he can please be less cheesy?

But all he does is laugh and suddenly michelle asks him if he wants to come inside because it’s raining and she was making hot cocoa and does he want some?

And he freezes for a second, eyes widening “are you sure?” 

“yeah, I am but don’t get your hopes up ok? As soon as the rain stops, you’re out.” (because this is going quite fast and michelle isn’t sure she’s ready to get to the next step already)

“oh yeah sure, no problem. No need to rush things”

that was the plan she had in mind at first

but it seems to have changed because when the rain stops she whispers in his ears between kisses, the hot cocoa long forgotten, that if he dares to make a move for the door and leave her alone she will scalp him alive and feed him to her neighbor’s nasty dog

and he is very very happy to oblige and to stay right were he is

[dreamscript]

HEY IT ME AGAIN-- LITERALLY SAME I GOT SICK AND LIKE IM STILL COUGHING AND I WANT IT TO STOP. LIKE. RIGHT. NOW. I hope you feel better soon! I can only imagine how bad you're suffering! Make sure to get lots of rest and binge watch Naruto hehehehe// I got sick around Christmas so it's kinda just here// But yeah lol just excuse me late responses (; 7 ; ) and yas girl just embrace you're inner otaku its okay xD (i wanna re-read Naruto actually//) OMG YES PLZ I LOVE YOUR FICS AND-

{CONT} YO HOW DARE YOU WRITE THAT JUNGKOOK FIC IM SHOOKED JKSDFNKJD// LMAO IF THAT AINT ME IN ANY MATH CLASS FUKFFKFKKFKF BUT ITS OKAY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU! There was freezing rain here a day or so ago. That was fun . u . (sobs) IF YOU COULD TWEEK MY BLOG OMG ID LOVE THAT. But the theme isn’t originally mine and I’d assume the original owner wouldn’t want the original code changed?

{CONT} IDK I wanted to change my theme for a while now // Something not endless scroll but just boxes for previews? Also I wanted a minimalistic theme based with pastel colours and black and white hehe/ ANYWAY NO NO WORRIES SOMETIMES IM JUST HERE WONDERING IF YOONGI SUED BIGHIT FOR DYING HIS HAIR TOO FREQUENTLY AND NOW HE BALD (LOL) BUT YEAH APPARENTLY THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO HAVE A COMEBACK IN FEBRUARY AND MY WALLET IS UPSET. I ALSO WANT THE NEW ARMY STICK FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL LOL

{CONT 3 xD} I’ve only read Naruto Manga so if you wanna screech with me about that lets do it ahaha/ HECK YES I WILL READ THEIR FIC- I WILL NOT STUDY JAHAJSDSDKJF Shout out to Cat and Fae too like i seriously love their fics- your Christmas series had me shooked!! Anyways I have so much work to do and so i will bother you later :) - Sakura !

IM HEALED AND BETTER NOW THANK YOU I HOPE YOU’RE FINE NOW TOO??!?! but i remember my doctor telling me once that if you’re still coughing like a month later you should get it checked out or something D:

and oh. my. god.

naruto.

LISTEN I LITERALLY CRY EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME SO EMO. I WATCHED NARUTO THE ROAD TO NINJA MOVIE LIKE TWO NIGHTS AGO AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY WATCHING HIM INTERACT WITH HIS PARENTS AND ALL LIKE D’:: highkey still hated on sasuke though

but yeah no it’s okay! i have super late responses as of late…. and it’s really only because i’ve been too emotionally spent by the end of the day or tired or busy or just “not feeling it”

idk, but i hope to get back into being more active. i miss this place. i miss interacting with others, as little of it i seem to be doing right now (guh _ _)

LOL I HAVE SO MANY SEX SCENES ALREADY PREWRITTEN OUT FOR HTE JUNGKOOK FIC AND SO NOW THAT I’VE GOT THE HARDEST PARTS DONE, IT’S JUST DOWN TO FILLING IN THE PLOT AND SUCH. aaaand that’s kinda hard too, but i think i’ll manage. hopefully.

(help)

dude it was rainy and windy and cold today and i had to go outside and the entire time i was walking/running/dying to class i was thinking a) why b) this was a Mistake

ah well in regards to your theme, usually the theme makers are okay with minor changes (sometimes major ones too) as long as you keep the credit and the changes are for personal use (as opposed to commercial use/redistribution, etc). just to be sure, you can just check their rules. they usually have that whole page/pop up or will simply include it in their theme code.

hmm what do you mean by boxes for previews? i don’t think i’ve ever seen such as thing. it sounds interesting, though. are they previews for like posts or…?

YEAH OMG I’M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE FEBRUARY IS BOTH MINE AND ALSO @taesthetes​‘ BIRTHDAY MONTH SO ITS LIKE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT WOOHOO

thank you for loving our collaboration! i’m still amazed on how quickly we got things put together and everything… honestly… cat and @zephyoongist​ are so talented i don’t know what i’m doing here :’) (or where i would be without them)

and now finally…

(for the maaaain event)…

okaY OKAY I WILL SCREECH WITH YOU ABOUT NARUTO. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. just under the cut because spoilers:

I’M SUCH AN EMOTIONAL WRECK OVER NARUTO THE ONLY BEST WAY I CAN TRULY EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AT THE MOMENT IS JUST THROUGH BULLET POINTS SO:

i love kakashi

i also love gaara. i can’t choose between the two, but lately i’ve been more biased towards kakashi. i blame it on my sister because she’s always had a thing for him

(i still love you gaara its okay my sand child)

kakashi’s backstory had me in tears… like… with obito died and he’s telling kakashi he’ll give him his sharingan (the sharingan that he’d always been talking about that would get him to hokage) to be his eye to see the future…

i just..

fucking broke down man like dude… stop… you’re killing me here… and then how kakashi really changes afterwards

(okay but listen child kakashi was savage as fuck though and it was hilarious)

(also i know it’s a filler but that one episode in which it showed guy and kakashi comparing dick sizes as kids….,,..,.

….,,..i wasn’t expecting that at all but i don’t mind the info heheheheh heh /dies)

OKAY BUT THEN RIN DIES WHY

literally if she hadn’t died a lot of the issues in naruto wouldn’t have occurred but they fucking did

no i’m not blaming her she died for a noble reason okay it just makes me really sad i’m sorry

AND FINALLY MINATO DIES TOO AND KAKASHI IS THE LAST OF HIS TEAM IM EMO

on a side note minato and kushina were cute as fuck

ANYWAYS GAARA OH MY OH MY GOD MY POOR BABY as a kid he was so cute and just wanted some friends and was out helping all those villagers and such but then his damned dad just had to go and screw those things up like STOP IT HE;S MY CHILD

even though i love those two, my favorites are actually the akatsuki

like. they hate each other but istg they secretly love each other like have you seen kakuzu and hidan’s interactions??? they tease and insult and threaten (and have killed) each other but kakuzu is actually patient with hidan’s rituals and such, and hidan will still accompany kakuzu to the collection centers

also, when he sees asuma’s guardian shinobi thing the first thing that comes to mind is kakuzu and how he’d want him for the money and he’s like u gh but like !!!

and AND when hidan at first thinks he’s accidentally killed kakuzu in his fight with shikamaru & co., he has that look of panic ooooh my god I JUST GASHUDFJSDIJASD

also hidan is just hilarious. like when they go to recruit him he’s like “who are you guys, all wearing the same clothes?? are you guys an orchestra or band or something?”

/points at kakuzu/ bet you play the bass

/points at konan/ bet the girl does vocals and keyboards

/points at itachi/ …or do you do vocals…?

and then the first thing hidan and kakuzu do to each other is kill each other

the look of utter disbelief on both of their faces

“what the–why aren’t you dead?”

“bitch that hurt–wait. why aren’t you dead?”

but anyways we can’t forget about itachi and kisame either, now can we?? like. they are actually like the only partner group that openly got along with each other, and they were sad oh my god they were sad upon realizing each other’s death’s

and idk just the way kisame says “itachi-san” does something to me

 i t a c h i

oh boy i have so much to say about this kid

but before i move on i must! address! the others!!

okay so like deidara is actually op as fuck and sometimes idk i feel like he doesnt get enough credit?? idk.

BUT LIKE LISTEN OKAY HE GOES THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS TO SEAL THE ICHIBI AKA SHUKAKU AKA GAARA’S TAILED BEAST and then immediately after decides to take on naruto (and kakashi)

AND HE ONLY HAD ONE ARM AT THE TIME HAVING JUST LOST ONE IN HIS FIGHT WITH GAARA LIKE WHAT IS THIS STAMINA AND HOW DOES HE NOT BLEED OUT THIS KID IS FUCKING AMAZING WHAT THE HELL

and he’s 19 like lol what bye

but anyways, after his “fight” he loses his other arm because kakashi and now he’s armless BUT THIS KID STILL HOLDS HIS OWN though completely on the defense AGAINST TEAM GAI LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HE’S AMAZING and then he manages to create a bomb without using any sort of handseals and fools them all into thinking he’s dead

like

i love this boy give him a metal why did he have to die so early why (yet another reason why i dislike sasuke lmfao)

black zetsu scares the fuck out of me (esp when i learned of his true past and intentions) but white zetsu!! he’s such a sweetie holy shit

I JUST REALLY LIKED THAT TIME WHEN HE BURSTS INTO THE 5 KAGE SUMMIT AND HE’S LIKE “HALLLLOOO!!!!!!” WITH THE ARMS AND EVERYTHING DAW OMG

and also unlike so many others he actually likes everyone and when he saves deidara he’s like “you’re a fun guy to be around” and then and then later when he’s talking to tobi he reveals that he’s sad that so many of the akatsuki members died like D::

let’s not forget when black zetsu called him weak (they had split in two at the time) and white zetsu just kind of D: and wilts a little like ooHH NO oo baby it’s okay it’s okay

ahem

konan is so strong… holy crap… like… her ultimate attack? with the bajillion paper explosive tags disguised as a lake?? that go off for 10 minutes? holy fuck.

yahiko’s pretty damn hot if you ask me (yes i know he’s a cadaver in the main time period but listen)

idk my favorite arc of the entire thing was pain’s invasion of konoha… like from the moment jiraiya’s message arrived to when everyone got revived…. and then kakashi almost became hokage…

it was fantastic

i think it’s mainly because it was a mystery, race against time, battle thing all in one and it was so neat i guess

also you could see everyone in the village working together, fighting their hardest, showing their potentials for like, the first time ever

um um um okay sasori mentally scarred me as a child, and now whenever i hear the rattling puppet noises i immediately think of these scary nightmares i had after watching his fight with sakura… yeah, puppets scare me a lot now

orochimaru is a creep ‘nuff said moving on

tobi! i love this alternate ego of obito/”madara” like idk he’s so jumpy and honestly it’s fucking hilarious watching him because he’s so secretly op certain people underestimate him at first (and then others overestimate him because of his association with akatsuki)

like. when he was warding off konoha from itachi vs sasuke’s fight (which i am still emo about) he was just like playing whack-a-mole with them and then he’s like lemme use this ability! frill-necked lizard!

and they all kinda stand and stare at him intensely execting something legit

but in reality that’s it. the extent of htat ability is just him hanging upside down with the cloack falling behind him to look like a frill-necked lizard

and it’s fucking hilarious

i also thought it was fucking adorable when he and deidara first confront sasuke

and the little bitch goes ahead and slices through him

literally through him

and HE MAKES THE MOST ADORABLE NOISE BEFORE FALLING FLAT ON HIS FACE GAH

but sasuke thinks that he actually killed him and sasuke’s all like “one down”

and deidara just kinda

ugh this kid

and tobi gets up and brushes himself off like wow that was rly fast!!! and sasuke just >:/

URM OKAY ENOUGH ABOUT THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS

sorry i thought i should make this clear but i lowkey highkey have this vendetta thing against sasuke like this little shit

i mean ofc i know the reason for his disillusionment really isn’t all his fault like @ itachi really?

like really when he goes back to konoha and sasuke tries to kill him… he goes and easily breaks his wrist

and he kinda just considers him for a moment like

…hm

how about i….. make his situation even worse…?

and then traps him in a genjutsu that forces him to relive their parents death for 24 hours like why the fuck this is literally all your fault

and also on a side note, fuck danzo. why the fuck did the 3rd not kill him when he was supposed to. why. all the wrong people lived for far too long.

anyways

but yeah no idk i just really don’t like sasuke after he defected and became a Vengeful Teen

AND ITACHI’S STORY MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME HOLY SHIT IT MAKES ME SO SAD WHY DID THIS BOY HAVE TO SUFFER SO MUCH and then mess up his little brother’s psyche to the point in which he starts killing like everyone wtf

AHEM

another favorite moment arc of mine is the very beginning

like the first 15ish episodes

IRUKA SENSEI

he’s such a blessing. he’s literally one of those crucially important side characters and i appreciate him and i love him and it would’ve been nice to see more of him, but hey, that’s okay too.

(his part in the naruto road to ninja movie had me in tears. like at the end. fucking tears.)

like naruto and kakashi may be super close and stuff, but when he needs someone as a guardian, naruto turns to iruka and idk i feel that says a lot about their relationship and it makes me cry all the fucking time

um anyways yes i also love zabuza

he’s so strong and empowered

AND THAT WHOLE ARC MADE ME CRY A LOT TOO AND THE FACT THAT IT BECOMES SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY

i have a lot more the say probably but it’s getting late and i need to take a shower and sleep and get up early in the morning to make food so i’ll just leave it at that

(i wrote a lot i know i’m sorry)

(hope i didn’t blow you away with any spoilers D:)