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[k0juki]

Hiii, I'm LOVING how you write Joost! Would you mind writing an

Jealous

Joost?, like, he's this chill, funny dude 99.99999% percent of the time but maybe, on a bad day perhaps? He gets jealous of a guy, maybe friend from work who got *too* close, or a friend of yours whom you've been spending too much time with him?

In my personal opinion, joost would be the type of clingy jealous, who would want cuddles and reassurance.

Feel free to ignore this if you want!!!

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😲 A/n: I skipped a lot of other's requests just because of this one. I LOVE jelous prompts.

Jealous

Joost Klein x fem!reader

English is not my first language, so feel free to point out any mistakes or errors!

Wc: 411

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Joost leaned back in his chair, a smirk playing on his lips as he cracked another joke, effortlessly charming everyone around him. He was the epitome of chill, always the life of the party. But today, something felt off. And it was because of that guy.

He watched you chat carelessly with Mark from work, his easy smile faltered just a fraction. Mark was a nice guy, sure, but lately, he seemed to be encroaching on Joost's territory. Maybe it was the way Mark's laughter mingled with yours a little too easily, or how he seemed to always find a reason to linger around you.

Joost tried to shake off the feeling, reminding himself that you were just friends with Mark. But as the evening wore on, his jokes became a bit more forced, his laughter a touch more strained.

And when Mark suggested grabbing drinks after work tomorrow, Joost's grip on his beer tightened just a little too much, his smile now tinged with a hint of jealousy. That was his last straw.

"Drinks with Mark, huh? Sounds like a blast." Joost said, his tone a mix of sarcasm and bitterness. He tried to mask his jealousy with humor, but the tension in the air was palpable.

You glanced at Joost, eyebrows raised in surprise at his sudden change in demeanor. He caught your gaze and quickly plastered on a fake smile, but the unease lingered.

"What is that? Are you jealous?" You asked because you never had the opportunity to see Joost jealous. Never.

"Me? Jealous? Hahah...no." He muttered the last part. Of course you knew he was jealous, everyone could see it on him.

"Yeah, sure, so you won't mind it then, right?" That was a trap and he knew it, but he also didn't want you, his girlfriend, to go somewhere with this guy named Mark.

"Yeah, I would have mind. Don't go near him." Joost said and sat extremely close to you. He put his arms around you and started giving you light kisses. Showing everyone that you're his. Not Mark's, but His.

"I won't." You laughed, "I was just teasing you." You pointed out as his kisses were tickling you.

"I know, but don't do that." Joost answered and threw an angry face to Mark. And let's just say that Mark didn't brothered you for the rest of the night, and if he did, Joost was here to remind him who was in charge.

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Don't copy or translate my work! Also the picture is not mine! Credit goes to owner!

[acid-ixx]

really huh ? ://

transphobic comments, then threats to doxx me— it's 2025 aren't you people's new year's resolution is to stop being a disappointment to your parents? go on and try to intimidate me, but it's honestly so pathetic the moment i open my anons 😭 all these haters kind of remind me of dogs waiting for their owner to give them a crumb of attention LMAO! like honestly, i'm not even offended it's hilarious you all think this will scare me, i'm quite pleased my patient little territorial DOGS are waiting for me to post something thanks for giving me attention my boos <3

since you all love me so much, i'll be turning off anons probably permanently then let's see where you'll find your power to harass me then because without a wall of anonymity, you people are actually pussies. i don't care about you guys, cry about it.

[tinydancerfreelancersblog]

Last one!

[itsrlymine]

hiii girl, so let me tell my little success story. Okay so like some weeks ago I was like affirming about how everyone loves me and I have pretty privilege and all that shit. and it actually works really well and I don't even try because every place I go, people buy me stuff and tell me how pretty I am I swear!!!! cuz it's just my beliefs and that's why I have it, anyway that day while I was affirming and I listened to affirmations tapes cause I really love affirmations tapes so badly and just that night I got a message of this guy confessing his love for me and all that shit like wtf...I almost never talked to him, that's it!

-(can I be ❄️🍨 anon?)

thanks exactly how it should be yes girl!!!!! whatever you choose to do works bc it's you and all realities exist. i love this so much for you and thank you for sharing my ❄️🍨!

[pearlescentparade]

When it comes to 7n7 i am bouncing on it crazy stlye IM STARTING TO SEE I HAVE A TYPE (Babygirl men)

Imagine him w a killer reader who just finds him sooooo amusing so instead of killing him they just kinda mess with him and flirts w him. Kinda like how a cat plays with thier food.

Freak ass reader i SWEARRR🙄🙄🙄 During rounds you corner him and instead of mauling him you end up cuddling him like hes a teddy bear but hey, atleast no ones dying right?

He gets soo sososo flustered w you, like here comes along someone who has the capacity to actually decimate him and here you are kissing his cheek all flirty and playfully like WHATT

And the other survivors just throw him at you so you can stay distracted while they get all the generators, like Okay 7n7 go makeout w the killer while we escape and the worst part is he actually kinda likes being so vulnerable to you.

Basically "Im a freak...😨😨😨😔😔😔" vs "IM A FREAKK👅👅👅"

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I LOVE THE IDEA OF KILLER READER BEING TAMED WITH THEIR FAVORITE SURVIVOR,,,, sometimes all it takes is a certified cutie to domesticate u

at least now he can feel like he contributes to the team more!! he probably also feels a bit of shame but also pride that he's favored by the killer like ohmygoodness this Murderer likes me. but they Like me,,,, 😳😳

[the-milkshake-bah]

could i have a caramel alter with all the toppings, a foodtive of sweets like milkshakes, ice cream, popsicles, ect? -🍨

one caramel shake with syrup, sprinkles, and cherries!

・┈ ୨୧ ﹕names : lucky ! sweetie ! vani/vanilla ! caramel

・┈ ✦﹕prns : ca/cara/caramel/caramels/caramelself ! salt/salts ! sweet/sweets ! cream/creams ! milk/milks ! shake/shakes ! milkshake/milkshakes ! thickshake/thickshakes ! icecream/icecreams ! sherbet/sherbets ! luck/lucks ! lucky/luckys ! charm/charms ! ice/ices ! swirl/swirls ! 🍦/🍦s ! 🎂/🎂s ! 🍨/🍨s

・┈ ୨୧﹕age : 14-18 trisagefluid

・┈ ✦﹕gender : icecreamgender ! milkshakegender ! gendercaramel ! vanillaflavic ! sweetgender

・┈ ୨୧﹕orientation : achillean ! demiromantic

・┈ ✦﹕role : delight ! worker ! patron

・┈ ୨୧﹕proxy : 🌈🥛 ! 🍨☁️ ! 🩷🍦 ! 🍀🍬

・┈ ✦﹕faceclaim : pin ! ter ! est

・┈ ୨୧﹕source : creamy sweet treats ! popsicles ! milkshakes ! icecream

・┈ ✦﹕☂️ : trisagefluid (14-18) ! perma14 ! trissweet ! nullsalty ! triscaramel ! transthickshake ! transocean ! transfish ! translucky ! transblessedluck ! transageregressor

・┈ ୨୧﹕🥄 : 💭 ! 🚨 ! 🍀🥤/🌻🥤 ! ⚠️💫 ! 👥🌼 ! 🧃💤 ! 🕰️ ! 🥝 ! Ω ! 📖

・┈ ✦﹕💧🌱 : absorbant love disorder ! fiction based mind disorder ! caregiving obsessive disorder ! culpability attraction disorder

・┈ ୨୧﹕misc : vanilla salted caramel flavour milkshake?! scoop of ice cream?! whipped cream?! lucky charm on top?! how scandalous hihi!! milk likes fishes

[nakylvr]

Idk but I feel like loser! Megan would be like the most likely to get jealous but she wouldn’t be the “angry jealous” type the more “pouty give me attention” type 😛

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yes! i cant see her really getting angry jealous but she definitely gets pouty and wants attention. she'll kinda just hover around you, gently tugging on the sleeve of your shirt to try and get your attention. if that doesn't work then she will just wrap her arms around you, mumbling that she wants to leave or say nothing, just trying to prove a point to the other person you're talking to. she's like a puppy that demands attention 24/7, cause she will follow you around like one while pouting. she doesn't like admitting when she's jealous, especially when you notice and tease her about it, getting embarrassed by it when you always reassure her that she has nothing to worry about

[theshypinkflower]

how do you think fox would react to finding out one of his victims is teenager before (or maybe during for angsttt) his streams? i dont imagine he would continue the stream, but i really dont know. obviously, since you said you believe he researches his victims before kidnapping, that wouldnt happen in the first place but....what if it did?

id like to think hed adopt them but i think thats kinda optimistic

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This is a complicated question I personally don’t how to answer, but this leaves a big issue. Realistically, a couple of his fans would be into underage people. But the torture, killing, and sexualization of teens and children frankly just…disgust me. I like keeping it realistic when needed, but also there are a lot of people in this fandom who like underage pairings and it’s kinda gross. Loli and shota or whatever is kinda a pro ship that seems less likely to be only a fantasy. I dunno, something about it rubs me the wrong way than say incest proshippers. Probably cause pedophiles are underage likers are more shown in media than people who fuck their own family. That being said, I can only come up with this as the most realistic response.

First, I don’t really imagine Fox “researches” his victims. More of stalk them. Really to instill some paranoia before the whole plan I posted months ago about. I actually imagine he gets drunk people from clubs or people in worse parts of town. That would make the most sense. Either make his job really easy or get someone who wouldn’t cause a ton of attention if missing. Low security, crowds that won’t notice things, that sort. Being said, in the off chance he were to get a teenager as a victim and find out, he obviously can’t release them. That is too much of a safety risk. I think he’d be disgusted to have someone not even legal in his possession, worse if he put them on stream. That response is less realistic and more idealistic. I think h the only option hed have available is to shoot them point blank. He can’t sell them because that would market himself in a bad light. The stream would be a disaster if it’s revealed in the middle of it, again, causing a huge demographic to flood in and ask him for things he doesn’t wanna do. Adopting is VERY idealistic. Adopting would have to be he kidnapped them and found out before he even did anything that they’re a teen. Would be more like apprenticeship than adoption. Other than that, getting rid of them might be the only good option. I think he’d more be in a panic knowing that he’s at risk for getting some even grosser clients.

[fatuismooches]

hear me out

yk reader and dottores child, what if he went to the Sumeru Akademiya ??

also may I be the 🍨 anon? :3

It will not go over well with Dottore, for very obvious reasons, you both have certain... feelings toward the Akademiya for what they did to you two. But more importantly, the child has two of the most intelligent scholars in Teyvat at their disposal, what more could they want? Actually, not just two, over a dozen including his segments. They could learn everything and anything they want, from numerous perspectives! Dottore's baffled and admittedly a bit frustrated. Sure, he may not be the best teacher, but that's where you come in. You're patient and sweet and smart. What does the Akademiya have to offer that you two don't?

He can already think of his child having to deal with those... senseless, idiotic so-called scholars. (And perhaps he spends time thinking if the past will repeat itself, if his child too will be a reflection of him, ostracized from their peers and left to be an outcast. He's not the best father, but he doesn't want that to happen.)

You're also a bit disappointed, especially since your kid will be away from home for lengthy periods of time, but you're much more accepting. They deserve to have fun experiences just like you did, and you'd never want them to be tied down. You just expect frequent letters and updates. The child however still feels bad about upsetting their father, but eventually, he does come around, albeit a bit quietly. He acts like he doesn't care, but he still reads every letter, and reads every essay his child sends him for proofreading.

(I also can't help but imagine their kid finding a lover at the Akademiya just like you two did! Dottore family dinner where he nearly kills said lover with stares alone. Again, he is overprotective in ways that are not the best sometimes.)

[chr4tt]

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m.list !! taglist !! anons !! more !!

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[k0juki]

Hiii! So, I know you've written for a jealous joost but how about joost comforting(or teasing, teasing sounds more like him) a jealous y/n??

You went to one of his shows, wanting to make a surprise for him! She would meet him backstabbing but then a very pretty girl, tall, red hair, tons and tons of tattoos... you had to admit... she was gorgeous, she had a huge smile on her face, and she was greeting Joost with a hug?? Hold on! Maybe they were friends? But.. Joost never talked about her, of he did, you'd probably remember, right?? But... they look so close... they're saying something I. Dutch... you can't understand Dutch very much...(even though joost is trying to teach you.) nor English or Dutch are your first languages, they are laughing together, joost is blushing, his hand is too close to her... you want to cry. You know, you definitely know Joost would rather die than to cheat on you or hurt you on any way. But... why do you feel so hurt? Is it because she looks so perfect? Is it because she has a certain "intimacy" with him by speaking the same mother tongue? You don't know. But you know you want to get out of there.

You were thinking about going home and chicken out of your plan to surprise your boyfriend but you went too far now! So you just waited outside. Until joost was done talking to his fans when suddenly you look away for a few seconds and a warm, big pair of hands covers your eyes. You get a bit scared of the hands but you feel a comforting smell of Joost's cologne and cigarettes.

"Guess who is it?"

You knew who it was, you'd recognize that voice anywhere, anytime. Joost, but you wanted to tease him.

"Hmmm I don't know... maybe a hint would help?"

"How rude! You don't recognize the love of your life?!" He said in a fake offended tone

"Wait. The love of my life? Omg it's Henry Cavill???" You said, with a fake excited voice

Joost takes off his hands of your eyes and looks at you, with an offended look on his face and a hand on his chest, emphasizing his offense. You knew he was only joking so you greet him with a warm hug and a kiss.

"Hi baby."

"Hi dear.... so.. what is my beautiful girlfriend doing all alone at night outside of this club?"

He seemed genuinely concerned, were you waiting outside for too long? Are you cold? Hungry? Something happened?

"Nothing just... just wanted to see my amazing boyfriend on his performance.. you truly know how to deal with crowds."

You say, trying to calm him

"You could've warned me you were coming! We could've come together, and you could've be in the front row!"

"I know.. but seeing the surprised look on you face is so cute."

"I think I saw you... but I thought I was hallucinating by how much I missed you..."

"Well, you aren't going crazy I was waiting for you backstage but...."

A deafening silence. Joost wanted to ask what was wrong but he felt like you wanted to speak first

"Joost?"

"Yes, my love?"

"Who was that red-haired hottie back there?"

"Oh, an old friend of mine, why?"

A few seconds until it clicks on his mind

"Ooohhh is somebody jealous?~"

"Y/n L/n is jealous of lil-o-me?~ hehe~"

I'm sorry my creativity is over 😭😭😭😭

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Omg I-

This is one of the best prompt ever... I will write this asap and all the credit will go to you. 🙏🩷🤩

[acid-ixx]

Please don't describe the reader as hypersexual, I really feel very uncomfortable reading this

I've always had very mixed feelings and emotions about sexual content. Certain ideas, tropes, etc. I can liked, but hypersexuality is one of the topics I want to put a cross on for me

I understand why people want to read this, but it's too uncomfortable for me and I think for some people too. I've seen some stories where the reader is hypersexualized and I realized that I don't want to read that. This is not what I'm looking for when I watch platonic yandere content with the Batfamily. Thanks in advance.

oh anon, i apologize for making you uncomfortable but to explain my case, i've only written about a hypersexual reader as a concept (due to the anon giving me a what-if situation to build upon) and it's not really something i'd further expand upon. and i wrote it off the basis of my personal experiences, not simply because i wanted to sexualize the reader.

but at the same time, i won't deny that i feel disrespected that you demand me to stop writing something on my own blog. yes, suggestions to not write, or to possibly tag/censor is alright for me, but straight up just telling an author to just stop writing for a concept isn't; especially since my blog is primarily an 18+ blog, so there's bound to have some nsfw/dark content that i explore upon as long as it's within my boundaries— yet i always ensure i've written down proper trigger warnings for my more sensitive works.

again, you can simply scroll off or block me on your own accord. tumblr has a feature where you can censor off certain words, block tags and many more. but either way, this is my blog and i already established clear boundaries of what i want to write and what i don't.

(p.s., idk if anon mistook me for writing the reader as hypersexual towards the batfam which of course, is a massive ick for me 😭 i'm not into batcest what the fuck.)

[dandysworldhcs]

Boxten voice hc,,, Johnny Cade, not cuz I love Johnny and Boxten and their similar sorta I guess, well because all of those reasons but because it fits imo.. PLEASEEEEEEE sobs,,,,,, (idk if my asks got deleted but uhm there was a dandy's world x the outsiders one.. I might've put the wrong signoff[tiktokemoji])

-[🍨🦴] anon!

my friend who really likes the outsiders approves of this hc

-COS

[pearlescentparade]

more loyal knight w Cruel king hcs cause.. I need that old man so bad..🤭🤭🤭

If you decide to act all chivalrous around cruel king, going the extra mile to treat him with care and respect he gets sooo flustered. Every time you call him ‘my lord’ or ‘my king’ he just kicks his feet and twirls his hair like a teenage girl. Like yeah other knights do the same but the way you say it, the way YOU refer to him,,, it just makes him SWOON…

He WILL make you his personal knight, and lowkey his personal servant… As you follow him around everywhere he notices how you do sm thing for him that the other knights wouldn't: like fetching him a drink when he seems stressed doing paperwork for his kingdom, or taking off his heavy crown when he's sitting down reading his favorite book, or offering to help him with writing letters or putting together galas..

It's always the little things for him that he loves. You're always the first person to notice if the voices are getting to him or if the ice taking over his body is slowing him down some days and it just makes him CRAZY.

Eventually he just asks you to sleep in his bedroom with him, he will have everything in here moved or replaced for your comfort. If you tell him it's too much he just says he’s returning the favor. He wants to do things for you!! He wants to give you gifts and love bc you deserve it!! This also translates into him being a huge service top in bed, he will be at your every beck and CALL so have fun w thattt

You rlly got a whole ass king wrapped around your finger. Bless❤️

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CRUEL KING CRUEL KING ASHUDSG!!!!

king getting princess treatment n it makes him so giddy bc it feels like he's being cared for and looked after rather than being served because it's simply duty,,,, amazing and immaculate idea!!!

[bloodypawwz]

Well tbh this might be a red flag, but my favorite movie is one called My Svicide. Also known as Archie's Final Project, but the point is IT'S GOOD. I might be biased tho cause I LOVE early 2000s movies. May (2002), Thirteen (2003), My Svicide (2009). All fantastic films. Some of my favorites.

I really like Rob Zombie movies too. I haven't seen 3 From Hell, but I've seen the other two movies in the Firefly Trilogy. I think House of 1000 Corpses is my favorite, though.

Oh yeah and as for gamessss... There's not really anything I can think of right now but I KNOW something will come to mind.

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eek they sound interesting i might need to try them out lols !!!! i definetly need to watch more " regular " movies ( idk how else to put it cuz i literally watch anime or disney princess movies ) (<- DONT MAKE FUN OF MY I KNOW I KNOW ) so it wouldnt hurt to try !

[nakylvr]

Girlfailure anon is THE BESSSSSTTTTTTT I NEEED MORE SOMNO! SOPHIA 😛😛😛and what about

Megan with a role play kink?? I can imagine her being super shy about confessing the different scenarios but as soon as you agree she’s overflowing with suggestions. She surprisingly wants to be dom in all of them though but she has soooo many ideas

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pause i see the vision ✋she's so shy about it at first but when you agree and tell her it's okay she is giving so many suggestions and you're a little shocked that she wants to be dom in all of them but when you're actually in the moment you can't help but admit that you really enjoyed it. she's ecstatic when you tell her how much you liked it, and she's giving so many suggestions and different ideas.