#anti jerry seinfeld

[icedsodapop]

I don't expect Jerry Seinfeld to care about hurting other people's feelings, after all, I expect nothing more from someone who supports genocide:

[s0fter-sin]

love the mainstream media reporting that the jerry seinfield university walkout was bc he’s jewish not bc he’s a fucking zionist

[spacelazarwolf]

in honor of that anon who said jews have done nothing for the world, here’s a non exhaustive list of things we’ve done for the world:

arts, fashion, and lifestyle:

jeans - levi strauss

modern bras - ida rosenthal

sewing machines - isaac merritt singer

modern film industry - carl laemmle (universal pictures), adolph zukor (paramount pictures), william fox (fox film forporation), louis b. mayer (mgm - metro-goldwyn-mayer), harry, sam, albert, and jack warners (warner bros.), steven spielberg, mel brooks, marx brothers

operetta - jacques offenbach

comic books - stan lee

graphic novels - will eisner

teddy bears - morris and rose michtom

influential musicians - irving berlin, stephen sondheim, benny goodman, george gershwin, paul simon, itzhak perlman, leonard bernstein, bob dylan, leonard cohen

artists - mark rothko

actors - elizabeth taylor, jerry lewis, barbara streisand

comedians - lenny bruce, joan rivers, jerry seinfeld

authors - judy blume, tony kushner, allen ginsberg, walter mosley

culture:

esperanto - ludwik lazar zamenhof

feminism - betty friedan, gloria steinem, ruth bader ginsberg

queer and trans rights - larry kramer, harvey milk, leslie feinberg, abby stein, kate bornstein, frank kameny, judith butler

international women's day - clara zetkin

principles of journalizm, statue of liberty, and pulitzer prize - joseph pulitzer

"the new colossus" - emma lazarus

universal declaration of human rights - rene samuel cassin

holocaust remembrance and human rights activism - elie wiesel

workers rights - louis brandeis, rose schneiderman

public health care, women's rights, and children's rights - lillian wald

racial equity - rabbi abraham joshua heschel, julius rosenwald, andrew goodman, michael schwerner

political theory - hannah arendt

disability rights - judith heumann

black lives matter slogan and movement - alicia garza

#metoo movement - jodi kantor

institute of sexology - magnus hirschfeld

technology:

word processing computers - evelyn berezin

facebook - mark zuckerberg

console video game system - ralph henry baer

cell phones - amos edward joel jr., martin cooper

3d - leonard lipton

telephone - philipp reis

fax machines - arthur korn

microphone - emile berliner

gramophone - emile berliner

television - boris rosing

barcodes - norman joseph woodland and bernard silver

secret communication system, which is the foundation of the technology used for wifi - hedy lamarr

three laws of robotics - isaac asimov

cybernetics - norbert wiener

helicopters - emile berliner

BASIC (programming language) - john george kemeny

google - sergey mikhaylovich brin and larry page

VCR - jerome lemelson

fax machine - jerome lemelson

telegraph - samuel finley breese morse

morse code - samuel finley breese morse

bulletproof glass - edouard benedictus

electric motor and electroplating - boris semyonovich jacobi

nuclear powered submarine - hyman george rickover

the internet - paul baran

icq instant messenger - arik vardi, yair goldfinger,, sefi vigiser, amnon amir

color photography - leopold godowsky and leopold mannes

world's first computer - herman goldstine

modern computer architecture - john von neumann

bittorrent - bram cohen

voip internet telephony - alon cohen

data archiving - phil katz, eugene roshal, abraham lempel, jacob ziv

nemeth code - abraham nemeth

holography - dennis gabor

laser - theodor maiman

instant photo sharing online - philippe kahn

first automobile - siegfried samuel marcus

electrical maglev road - boris petrovich weinberg

drip irrigation - simcha blass

ballpoint pen and automatic gearbox - laszlo biro

photo booth - anatol marco josepho

medicine:

pacemakers and defibrillators - louise robinovitch

defibrillators - bernard lown

anti-plague and anti-cholera vaccines - vladimir aronovich khavkin

polio vaccine - jonas salk

test for diagnosis of syphilis - august paul von wasserman

test for typhoid fever - ferdinand widal

penicillin - ernst boris chain

pregnancy test - barnhard zondek

antiretroviral drug to treat aids and fight rejection in organ transplants - gertrude elion

discovery of hepatitis c virus - harvey alter

chemotherapy - paul ehrlich

discovery of prions - stanley prusiner

psychoanalysis - sigmund freud

rubber condoms - julius fromm

birth control pill - gregory goodwin pincus

asorbic acid (vitamin c) - tadeusz reichstein

blood groups and rh blood factor - karl landsteiner

acyclovir (treatment for infections caused by herpes virus) - gertrude elion

vitamins - caismir funk

technique for measuring blood insulin levils - rosalyn sussman yalow

antigen for hepatitus - baruch samuel blumberg

a bone fusion technique - gavriil abramovich ilizarov

homeopathy - christian friedrich samuel hahnemann

aspirin - arthur ernst eichengrun

science:

theory of relativity - albert einstein

theory of the electromagnetic field - james maxwell

quantum mechanics - max born, gustav ludwig hertz

quantum theory of gravity - matvei bronstein

microbiology - ferdinand julius cohn

neuropsychology - alexander romanovich luria

counters for x-rays and gamma rays - robert hofstadter

genetic engineering - paul berg

discovery of the antiproton - emilio gino segre

discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation - arno allan penzias

discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe - adam riess and saul merlmutter

discovery that black hole formation is a robust prediction of the general theory of relativity - roger penrose

discovery of a supermassive compact object at the center of the milky way - andrea ghez

modern cosmology and the big bang theory - alexander alexandrovich friedmann

stainless steel - hans goldschmidt

gas powered vehicles

interferometer - albert abraham michelson

discovery of the source of energy production in stars - hans albrecht bethe

proved poincare conjecture - grigori yakovlevich perelman

biochemistry - otto fritz meyerhof

electron-positron collider - bruno touschek

[gayteensupreme]

will wood song names are so funny they're always like "The Tree Test of Amsterdam: You Can Turn Maple Syrup Into Cocaine unless you ask to be or not to be a.k.a Werewolf Transgenderism in B Minor after a long rainstorm at Niagara Falls a.k.a The Frat Boy Anti-Anthem / trying to swallow an entire nuclear warhead is ultimately a fruitless endeavour [The Most Fruitful Endeavour is Danny Devito's Newest Action Blockbuster] a.k.a So What's the Deal With Airline Food - The Last Will and Old Testament of Jerry 'The God Killer' Seinfeld a.k.a The Last Rocky Road Ice Cream On Earth versus The Great Silicon Valley Disaster a.k.a Fast Times at Whatever High School You Went To a.k.a That Bush Is On Fire! (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה) a.k.a I'm Getting Tired" and you hit play and it's one of the best songs you've ever heard in your life.

[catdotjpeg]

Dozens of students walked out of Duke University’s commencement ceremony as some chanted “free Palestine” to protest against the guest speaker, comedian Jerry Seinfeld, for supporting Israel throughout its war on Gaza, Reuters reports, citing videos of the event on social media. The American actor visited Israel and has vocally supported it since October 7. The walkout was the latest manifestation of pro-Palestine protests that have roiled US campuses as students call for universities to divest from arms suppliers and other companies profiting from the war and amnesty for students and faculty members who have been disciplined or fired for protesting.

-- "Students walk out of university ceremony in protest at Jerry Seinfeld’s support for Israel" by Mersiha Gadzo for Al Jazeera, 12 May 2024 16:55 GMT

I think most people on here know this, but to be clear, Seinfeld has been a zionist his entire life, not just since October. He worked on Kibbutz Sa’ar in the western Galilee when he was 16, performed in Tel Aviv in 2015, took his family to a fantasy anti-terror camp located in the illegal settlement of Efrat in the West Bank in 2018, and visited the Ramon Airbase in the Negev during the same trip. His December 2023 visit to Kibbutz Be’eri in the Negev and his wife’s $5k donation to the zionist rally that was created to intimidate the UCLA encampment are just two of the most recent examples of this.

[eretzyisrael]

by Adam Levick

Mahdawi, whose column is devoted to revealing ‘The Week in Patriarchy’, is, even by Guardian standards, an especially dishonest writer/activist, and she was true to form in her latest hatchet job, falsely accusing Seinfeld of misogyny, while continuing to remain silent about Hamas’s rape, torture and mutilation of Israeli women and girls.

However, even more shamefully, he accuses Seinfeld of “cheerleading…genocidal violence” and “joking about suffering children in Gaza”.

Here’s the relevant part:

But while Seinfeld has never been a bleeding-heart liberal, it feels like he’s never been quite so vocally anti-progressive as he is now. Ever since 7 October, Seinfeld has advocated loudly for Israel’s collective punishment of Palestinians, demonized pro-Palestinian protesters, and joked about suffering children in Gaza. “Save the children of Gaza,” he said in a mocking voice after getting heckled by pro-Palestinian protesters at a show. Along with cheerleading what the United Nations human rights council has described as genocidal violence, he has also apparently decided that a great tactic for publicizing his much-panned movie about Pop-Tarts is by complaining about the left.

Let’s unpack this:

First, like most people outside of Mahdawi’s anti-Zionist bubble, Seinfeld’s reaction to the worst antisemitic atrocity since the Holocaust was to express support for the Israeli victims and support the war against the genocidal terrorist group responsible for it.  The incident involving the ‘pro-Palestinian protesters’ in question involved two Israel haters interrupting a performance of his in Norfolk, Virginia to scream at Seinfeld himself – again, because he supports Israel in their war with Hamas – that he’s a “genocide supporter”, and that everyone in the crowd is a genocide supporter.  A second protester interrupted the show, screaming ‘Save the Children of Gaza’.

As you can see in the video published at various media outlets, Seinfeld did not “joke about suffering children of Gaza”.  He reacted to the interruption by rightly mocking the protester for evidently believing that harassing a Jewish performer in the US is going to help Palestinians.

Next, in the paragraph cited above, Mahdawi falsely claims that the “United Nations Human Rights Council (UNHRC) described” Israel’s war as “genocidal violence”. If you open the link, it clearly shows that it wasn’t the UNHRC itself which charged Israel with genocide. The accusation was made by the widely discredited UN ‘Special Rappatour’ Francesca Albanese – in a report to the UNHRC.

[aurpiment]

I know the discussion of knee surgery regret rates is meant to provide contrast to the far lower transition regret rates because we’re in the middle of an anti trans culture war BUT I am left wondering why knee surgery is so fucking bad that 1 in 10 people wishes they hadn’t gotten it. Are knees too difficult to get right? Are there a lot of complications? Is healing bad because the primary recipients are Older people who don’t heal like they used to? Jerry Seinfeld voice: what’s the deal with knee surgery?

[imeverywoman420]

Men will be like “men only make money and work hard so they can sleep with 16 year olds. Absolute power corrupts. Money is the root of evil” then when you suggest 90 percent of the men in power throughout history have most likely been rapists and that laws and society are literally made for the benefit of said rapists, theyre like Noooooooo thats ignorant. Unless they wanna be anti semitic or homophobic then its fine to say everyone in power is a rapist pedophile. Bc they mean the Catholic priest type of pedophile (bad because gay) not the David bowie elvis presley jerry seinfeld type of pedophile (awesome because sleeping with teenage girls is based and redpilled)

[bighermie]

IT'S COME TO THIS: Anti-Israel Students Protest Jerry Seinfeld Comedy Show in Syracuse, New York | The Gateway Pundit | by Mike LaChance

[mediamonarchy]

https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/20240513_MorningMonarchy.mp3 Download MP3 NATO’s battle of the bands, radical ties and the most dangerous state + this day in history w/online contact-tracing training course and our song of the day by William Wallace Protest Songs on your #MorningMonarchy for May 13, 2024. Notes/Links: Mark Hamill Kicks Off White House Press Briefing After Meeting The President, Reveals Joe Biden’s Jedi Nickname https://deadline.com/2024/05/mark-hamill-white-house-press-briefing-1235904087/ Donald Trump Takes Jab at Bruce Springsteen at Massive New Jersey Rally https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-takes-jab-bruce-springsteen-massive-new-jersey-shore-wildwood-rally-1899613 Trump Rally Draws Tens of Thousands in Blue State New Jersey; Despite being held in a state that has been reliably Democrat, a rally for the Republican former president set a record for New Jersey, a congressman said. https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/trump-draws-tens-of-thousands-makes-history-in-blue-state-rally-5648508 Switzerland’s Nemo Wins the Eurovision Song Contest, Breaks Trophy (and Thumb) https://variety.com/2024/music/news/eurovision-song-contest-winner-2024-1235999386/ Video: The Chaotic And Drama-Filled Final Of The 2024 Eurovision Song Contest (Audio) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1U9nBySA7A Eurovision 2024 Shocker as Dutch Competitor is Booted Hours Before Grand Finale; A complaint about Dutch singer Joost Klein has prompted a shuffle to Eurovision’s final lineup. https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/story/eurovision-joost-klein-finals Images: Eurovisión was created by NATO. Source: Committee on Information and Cultural Relations (1953-1974) Credit: NATO Archives Online https://vxtwitter.com/SoyEkho/status/1537777123439497217 Image: @Hybrid’s Cover Art – Cirque Du So-Gay’s ‘Divided by Music’ https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/20240513_MorningMonarchy.jpg Eurovision: Greta Thunberg joins thousands in pro-Palestine protest before final – video https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2024/may/12/eurovision-greta-thunberg-joins-thousands-in-pro-palestine-protest-before-final-video Jerry Seinfeld’s Duke University Commencement Speech Spurs Walkouts as Students Chant ‘Free Palestine’ https://variety.com/2024/politics/news/jerry-seinfeld-duke-commencement-speech-walkouts-free-palestine-1236000401/ UN General Assembly Overwhelmingly Votes in Favor of Palestinian Membership https://news.antiwar.com/2024/05/10/un-general-assembly-overwhelmingly-votes-in-favor-of-palestinian-membership/ House bill asks U.S. Holocaust museum to develop curriculum on Oct. 7 attack; Reps. Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ) and Michelle Steel (R-CA) seek to create resources for secondary schools to teach about the Oct. 7 attack and subsequent antisemitic and anti-Israel sentiment https://archive.is/YHwHQ Long-Awaited State Dept Review ‘Absolves’ Israel Of War Crimes https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/long-awaited-state-dept-review-absolves-israel-war-crimes WE WILL DANCE AGAIN https://x.com/israel/status/1789381437440889252 Shah of Iran Says U.S. Jews Control Banks, Media, Finances _ October 26, 1976 https://www.jta.org/archive/shah-of-iran-says-u-s-jews-control-banks-media-finances Video: The Shah of Iran said the Zionist lobby controls the US government and media all the way back in the 70s. He also predicted AI? What would the zionist monarchists say about this?😅 https://t.co/w0aGgBeo3t (Audio) https://vxtwitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1789430098141323500 Video: Mike Wallace and H.I.M Mohammad Reza Pahlavi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl9_t3UjetM How Italians Became ‘White’; Vicious bigotry, reluctant acceptance: an American story. (Oct. 12, 2019) https://archive.is/ObtqE ‘Are You Going To Call Me A Sick F**k?!’ Sen. John Kennedy Presses Climate Professor Over Tweet Attacking Joe Manchin https://www.mediaite.com/politics/are-you-going-to-call-me-a-sick-fk-sen-john-kennedy-presses-climate-professor-over-tweet-attacking-joe-manchin/ Video: ‘Did I Rea...

[icedsodapop]

Sorry but Jerry Seinfeld, out of all people, is the last person you'd expect to be nostalgic for dominant masculinity. This is the same man who can't even handle a woman his age.

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

Seinfeld resonates with young chronically online ppl whom everybody (esp Jerry Seinfeld himself) would assume to hate the show and „cancel it“ bc Seinfeld is about openly egocentric, anti-intellectual, petty haters, a group which rarely gets such representation

[mmmmalo]

i recently reread openbound's transcripts for fun and have been left with a lingering question. *jerry seinfeld voice* what's the deal with beforus?

if alternia is meant to be a race-mixing tranny nightmare hellscape then what does that make beforus? it's told to us as the antithesis of all things alternia but hasn't actually solved all of its complex caste hierarchy problems, just painted them in a new but still bad light. we know little about its government or if it has clown police too but we do know that as empress feferi overcorrected hard, trading out violence for infantilization. feferi is the least overtly black-coded of the peixeses (i'd even argue that she isn't black-coded at all when you consider the way hussie writes the rest of his "black" characters), so does this mean that beforus = nonviolent = white? purging a society of blackness makes a utopia? and considering that alternia's black ruling class makes up a small percentage of the population anyway does this mean homestuck secretly reinforces the 13/50 stereotype???

not that it worked i guess because a lot of the alpha trolls still committed horrific acts of violence against one other and then all died anyway. something something one drop rule.

and then there's kankri, who complicates things, as he is best at. he talks at length about non-cis blood colors. he drops terms such as polyblooded, transblooded, cool-identifying physically-warmer hues, and so on that imply a much more complex relationship with race than alternia has. so is that the end goal? beforus is actually pro-miscegenation, and the only way to achieve true harmony is actually to subscribe to white replacement theory? (granted the way he talks about these things was brief and likely not widely accepted, but the fact that there are words for transblooded trolls at all means that, at least, the idea is out there.) the alpha trolls glaringly don't have a limeblooded friend after all. were they similarly eradicated like they were on alternia or are kankri and co. reverse racist?

I don't believe there are meaningful differences between Alternia and Beforus, as far as references to irl racism goes. To me it's the difference between Horrorterrors and Squiddles: the latter is a defanged abstraction of the former, but both still represent an insidious Other laying siege to the Plumbthroat > Redneck > White. The Duttle illustrates their shared roots in the black tanglebuddy.

Your equation of "nonviolent = white" is one pathway into the gendering of races: blackness is the categorically masculinized sexual aggressor, whiteness the categorically feminized victim. Hence in Sburb's grand chess game, white is doomed to be "mated" (and thereby annihilated) by black, a sexual subtext made text by red/black Caliborn's Freudian slip wrt lime/white Calliope. On Alternia, themes of miscegenation are woven into troll sexuality. In Openbound, you can see that Porrim's feminism is implicitly anti-black, vilifying as it does Latula's black-coded speech affectations. Both can be regarded as manifestations of sexualized racial anxieties that the narrative adopts as a structuring device at various levels. I find the in-story depiction of Alternia as a corruption of utopian Beforus to be an act of misdirection -- as you note, neither planet has lime bloods.

Regarding Kankri's talk of... transhemicism? first I should say be wary of mapping blood strictly to race. That's definitely part of it, but it can also refer to transsexuality by way of Alternia/Beforus's gendering of race, or identification along an adult/child paradigm by way of Kankri's emphasis on age disparities between castes. This age paradigm CAN also feed back into gendered racism, since motherhood's been rendered categorically white, making childhood black by contrast -- GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL, and all that. But it's good to maintain awareness of the distinct facets.

Regarding Feferi, her and Meenah's status as world matriarchs is inflected by the above. Following our first iteration of BLACK MATES WHITE with WV, we're treated to an exploding can of TAB, BROWN liquid erupting from the PINK can being an early seeding of the black-childhood and white-motherhood dichotomy, the fatal violence of the birth again underscoring anxieties of white genocide. The Peixies, being matriarchs, share their fuchsia blood color with TAB packaging... I suspect the carbonation burst of TAB turns their constant glubbing (bubble noises) into a threat of explosion, especially since GLUBGLUB the Horrorterror represents a constant threat of genocide. At any rate, even if Feferi doesn't appear black-inflected in the manner of Meenah, she's still seems to be playing a role in the story's broader racial framework.

[appendingfic]

Seinfeld episode where Kramer turns off his cell phone except for one 45-minute period during the day

Jerry: So for the other 23 hours a day you're unreachable? Kramer: INCOMMUNICADO, Jerry! George: But that was the whole point of the phone - so people could reach you any time Kramer: I need a break from all that Jerry: As someone who's got unfettered access to him 24 hours a day, I'm on his side on that - people NEED a break from Kramer George: ...no, this is revolutionary. Remember when you used to be able to tell people you missed their call because you were 'out'? I miss that Elaine: No, this isn't natural. It's anti-social George: Well maybe I'm sick of living in a society!

[transcostanza]

everyone who comes up with modern seinfeld things is so slay but be thankful there isn't one because knowing the human jerry seinfeld there'd be 13 episodes about his character getting cancelled and anti 'woke culture'

[pompommepurr]

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this is not even news but genshin hates dark skinned people and diluc skin outfit looks........

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babe wake up new fate quote dropped

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have these two memes cause i’m emotional about prehistoric planet alright

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1. A two-panel meme from Seinfeld. Jerry looks down with a bemused expression and asks: "You're crying from Prehistoric Planet?" George looks down with a teary expression and says: "Alcione hatchlings being clumsy in taking their first flight across the ocean to a forest that guarantees safety got to me." Jerry says: "All right." 

2. The Brooklyn Nine-Nine meme of Rosa Diaz holding a white puppy, replaced by two T. Rex babies from the tv show Prehistoric Planet. The caption reads: "I've only had Baby T. Rex for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

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