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seagull-scribbles · 1 year

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‼️HOT SOUP

#TMNT #rottmnt #master splinter #lou jitsu #well he is wearing Lou jig sus glasses and that’s Lou’s quote that totally counts #anyway I did this a month ago as a joke #but atm I’m very dystrophic and yeah so here is the old rat man #pretend his whiskers are there #just imagine them #and that his claws are coloured #anyway thank you for 700 followers i will try think of something to do to thank you all properly #i tagged this as mature as a joke btw #i thiught it be funny

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sinnabee · 8 months

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Congratulations on your new semi-permanent experimental position as the Official Daycare Assistant and Attendant Handler!

Now, you may have heard from a few of your coworkers that the Daycare Attendant can get a little... overeager, at times. But we can assure you that these are merely rumors, and should promptly be ignored - after all, the Daycare Attendant is always excited to start the day off with a smile!

Welcome to the Fazbear Family! We're sure you'll love your time with us!

And remember: you have nothing to worry about.

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zymstarz · 4 months

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yeah sure that's how i'll [re]come out

#zymart #zymtalk #rant in the tags ->#okay listen to me this is really important and also i have a witness. this was not intentionally supposed to be posted on june 1st #the stars just aligned for this to be at its funniest. which means its also easier for me to dismiss LOL #i drew this like a week ago after trying to draw a whole like. 5 page comic about it and then stopping it mid-board #bc it was horrifying imagining being perceived that much. so i needed to make it into a joke instead and this was the funniest route #and then i was like 'UGH. UGH!!!! i can not be 20 and deal with this like im 13. if i dont post it by the end of the week #then [the witness to all my rants on this topic. shoutout to twig bc they got the most of it] can joke abt it as if i did anyway'#and now its the end of the week and i looked at the date and went 'oh my god didnt may just start what happened'#'WAIT ITS JUNE FIRST. GOD. THATS TOO FUNNY TO NOT SAY SOMETHING' and who am i if i dont prioritize the bit honestly #in all honesty. kinda hate it! not bc of internalized homophobia but actually bc of internalized arophobia that has somehow been emphasized #after having my brain shift from '1000% aromantic without a doubt no exceptions' to 'just arospec ig lol??'#but tragically as it turns out. you can not just try and self analyze yourself into speedrunning closure.#horrible news for the oscar zymstarz community frankly #SO i needed a way 2 justify shoving this off my plate and into the trash as fast as possible.#im impatient and cant acknowledge my own emotions. its a flaw im working on it #oh and for all the ppl who know the running gag abt 'my allegations' [i do not have any real allegations for anyone not in jems server]:#that was in fact just a running gag for like well over a year and a half. like that was just a long running bit COMPLETELY unrelated to thi #i only started having this weird sexuality shift or whatever not too long ago lol. like long enough to go through 4 of the 5 stages of grie #[evidently bc like. im posting this. i got close enough to 5 to throw in the towel ykwim]#but on 'oscar zymstarz emotional acknowledgement' time that is....... not long.#but yeah ig tldr like. still ace [thank god] just arospec [probably demiro? i hate trying to figure out my own labels] instead of Aro now #idk none of this is that deep but also like it kinda is unfortunately bc i have to actually talk abt it to be able to ignore it ykwim #but i did! we're done talking abt it now! and now i can act like i dont care and try to make jokes about it to speedrun the rest of it #anyway. Happy Pride everyone. Fukign kitty.#side message to jem. by no means does this mean im not still gonna bully you. its a sign of love but also it is you specific bullying 🫶#you are not safe #edit: this is karma for saying 'thank god'. might be demiace too. this is the worst month of my life /j

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kira-kui-n · 8 months

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rewatched samurai flamenco recently bc i remembered It Rules n then i was like hmm how old is this show like 7 years maybe 8 but it turned 10 years old a few months ago, ,,,,,,,,passage of time is relentless, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#well anyway if uve never watched samurai flamenco its a 22 episode anime abt a dude that wants 2 b a superhero #(its set in a normal world not a superhero world theyre not real. like kick-ass)#and it rules. i cant tell u anything else abt th plot u jsut have to trust me #scoobposting #also a few months ago i randomly remembered the name ''killing joke'' and i was like wtf who is this guy #and just searching killing joke gave me NOTHING !!!!! well nothing related 2 th mystery guy i was tryna remember #but he was a guy from samflam !!!! i thot it was weird that i randomly remembered Only his name #n then shortly after decided 2 watch the thing hes from which i havent watched in 4ever #weird ! maybe i knew subconciously. ........................#he has like 2 minutes of screentime and just laughs tho why did i even remember that guys name. .....................................#i do like him tho. ................

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lecliss · 6 months

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I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.

#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it #like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago #so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows #but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown #AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS #1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject #and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS #or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's #AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way #okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there.#also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that #well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there #ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE #also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines #IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT #AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS #i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen.#its VITAL that that did not happen!!!!#its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan #and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died #SO. logically it must have been like #fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?)#and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist?#like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote?#that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro #god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke.#NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW #in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw)#does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab????#oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute

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strainedgeek · 22 days

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I am gay and stupid, @dolldecaying can confirm

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ghostclangen · 4 months

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moon fifty-four - leaf-fall

#warrior cats #wc #clangen #clan generator #wc oc #warriors oc #gc update #rook #crag #cobalt #fauna #i drew this like a year ago and i forgot cobalt gets the first and (so far) only 4th wall break #and now im like shit maybe I should've made this a running joke #anyway rip fauna i accidentally made myself hate you and you will not be missed #**A MONTH oh my god i redid the tag just to fix it from a year and then. did it again.#arc i update

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skills-bracket-2 · 6 months

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i hope today's polls bring some of the motorics guys up front that would be fun. they barely ever front like whaddahell

#mod Concept #savvy still has a pokemon save file to finish for example and they haven't fronted properly in MONTHS #composure was frontstuck likeeee 2 weeks ago but then disappeared where the fuck did you go dude #we've existed for lil over a year in this system and we've all seen hand/eye a grand total of like 3 times like WHAT the fuck man #im convinced they're all hiding from us [joke]#needless to say our body's motorics abilities are Very Weak . this body is very clumsy without any of them around HDDJJSDJDJSJ #ANYWAYS! it's 1 am over here where we're at so the polls will go up later this afternoon around .... whenever we wake up properly.#which ummmm. is like. past 2 pm . lmao #back to bed we go I guess!

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lethesbeastie · 3 months

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Mutuals may know me as cool art creature, but I am also, ✨️stupid✨️

#shout out to my zoloft for not doing its job and also actively making me feel worse <3 yes queen give me nothing! (more depression)#im okay i promise its mostly funny akfhakfjskfhs #meds they put me on for depression i no longer had made it come back??? gods worst jokes happen to me her silliest creature #anyways maybe the vitamin d supplement i stopped taking a month ago will fix me <3 #<<< it probably wont but god i wish #i have All The OC Thoughts and None Of The Creative Energy #hell world hell world #the he pronouns referring to Lux— local system silly guy and also co host who has almost no concept of consequences for things sometimes #need to draw a system map so i can properly call out our other alters for doing dumb shit and also so i remember who did the dumb shit

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todayisafridaynight · 5 days

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Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.

i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon

#snap chats #no smarmy one-sentence response i fear i never play about my dad's character and its been. A Month so i gotta be earnest #Comically And Topically tho i still wonder wtf my dad meant when he said 'i always thought of being a girl' when i opened up to him #part of me thinks he was just joking and thats probably it but also ....... //audible confusion + vine boom + eyebrow quirking//#its so funny you brought up my dad though i was thinking of visiting him this weekend #last week my Bitch Ass Mom wanted to watch a movie with me and since speak no evil was coming out i proposed we see that #since starting therapy shes been 'trying' to be closer with us but she still doesnt like me on a fundamental level so get bent ig #but she hates horror movies and made a whole show of not wanting to go and how american movies are so brutal and blah blah #this was right after she took me ice skating with her .. cause shes obsessed with ice skating now ... like maam please #i like skating so thank you but ... idk ... she never wants to do things i wanna do #then again we're pretty different i think so. LOL sorry i like horror movies and nothing you like apparently #im glad she didnt come cause i just went with my bro and since the theater was Virtually Empty we just cracked jokes the whole time vjlaekv #plus i just know my mom wouldve been annoying and i wanted to enjoy the movie !!!! which i did ty !!!!!!!#but yk who LOVES horror movies and who i used to watch horror movies with all the time growin up !!!!!!!!!!#i havent seen a movie with my dad in forever.... the last one we saw was so long ago but it was some weird owen wilson movie i think #wait now that ive dragged my mom into this she started therapy Did I Share That. Im Reminding You Anyway #but the most vile thing i ever heard her say was that she admitted to me she never loved my dad 'emotionally'#like wow ..... a thousand life times in hell for you i think i cant even begin to describe the rage chat i could write a novel #but i only have 30 tags so i wont. i should call my dad tho.. this is inspiring me to call my dad thank you anon #if youre still reading Double Thank You. i havent complained about my mom in a while and this was just funny timing overall vjRLKJAEVK #ok im gonna go talk with my dad now. my college friend's coming oevr in like three hours and we're gonna watch glass #cause that came up in convo yesterday Long Story so that should be funny vjlekjlakj

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lunarrosette · 2 years

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Me getting rejected by my crush at a football field: (tears streaming down my face) that was sooo grant Wilson-core of me

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #grant wilson #shit post #based on real events #happened quite a few months ago #I’m over it and now I can look back at the fact that I did kinda recreate that scene #which is hilarious #so joke haha #anyways do I kin grant?#yes #lunarrosette’s shit

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uqb · 12 days

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can't stop thinkimg about modding games

#yapfest in tags...#.ctxt #modding games lowkey makes me feel productive...........#what happened to just enjoying and playing the actual game.#lol im going around in circles in my game library on what game to mod next #i restarted my sims 3 mods folder again after playing enderal a bit (i also added an enb and SMIM to it.... no more !)#(once i add in one mod i will eventually add more but i can limit myself ! i will enjoy enderal in its purest form ! enb doesnt count.....)#jokes aside im enjoying enderal a lot. legit cant believe it's a '''mod''' wtaf #anyways now im looking into minecraft mods again #i'm gonna add a bunch of mods - brick it - troubleshoot then play for like 2 hours then move onto the next game in rotation to mod.......#......... anyways i have so many unfinished games #i started hades 2 and disco elysium a few months ago #oh god also bg3.. i finished act 1 #did a bit of act 1.5 (or the bit after) then never opened it again bc i couldn't be arsed to do a certain fight back then LMFAOOFOSO #idr how long ago this was but it was before they won goty and that major patch they dropped then too #fohhhh i remembered i finished the main quest for cyberpunk bc of phantom liberty n i just never got around to playing that and version 2.0 #mainly bc i didnt want to update cyberpunk and my mods LMFAOOO #brain so silly sometimes bc i want to play the game but then i dont wanna play #also i think it's the exhaustion i (quickly) get from consuming the story LOL #maybe thats why i enjoy sandboxes and those brain-numbingly replayable shooter games....#damn i yap a lot in the tags #hiii #:3 #trailing thoughts #idk if it's the term for it i cant remember anything #do i keep this in the drafts for myself or nah #goodnight gang...

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keeps-ache · 2 months

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been telling my siblings 'you would NOT make it in vulcan academy' when they do smth goofy recently and nobody's been able to refute lol

#just me hi #listen here you little idiot... [<- fond]#anyway i've been doing this for months and it brings me much joy hbfhsvh #to me it's just an academy. with vulcans. and they are NOT getting enrolled loll #//so speaking of siblings i've been off and about with my dad more often #which is cool but that means spending a lot more time away from my siblings and ouhhrhrhrhrhrhrhhghhhhhhhhh #[tears in eyes]#my buddies :( Where Are My Buddies :( lmaoo #staring out car windows yearnily bc i want my brother's opinion + dumb joke combo on some random thought i had but he's miles AWAYYYYYYYYYY #i'm home rn but like. Man hfbhsfbvh #//oh man but here was one time one of them used the academy thing on me and i could only sputter. touche motherfunker lolllll #//anyway i am exploding all of them with my mind [<- endearing]#my youngest siblings do art (because they saw me doing it [funkin dies and explodes and cries and stares at a wall forever] lol <3) and #they're ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ?#leo does humanoids + has a more geometric style atm and it's really cool!! he keeps asking me to help him draw hands but he asks me at like #1 a.m. when my brain isn't working practically anymore so it's just me going 'yea and the thumb bone connects to the hip bone. +~Somehow~+#[mystery chimes]' and then he goes off on some sort of random thought and we are derailed forever hgbbfhsh #and ruff is so good at drawing animals it's insane. like have you seen this kid's cats they are Sick ! ! ! i genuinely did a double-take #when i saw her stuff a couple months ago loll #/and then my older siblings are v into video games #which is cool bc if i am ever bored they have like 5000 things that i can suffer on while we all laugh hfbhsfhv #i think i'm still helping test one of apollo's games that he's working on -#he's learning code and all kinds of cool stuff - also he's insanely good at blender like Woauhghsgh. wizard shizz hbfhsvb #+ reed helps him w/ that bc i believe he's the architecture guy lol :) - also it turns out reed n i share a lot of opinions on media and #stuff so that's awesome :D he didn't know what whump was but he liked all the points of it so i tried explaining that to him the best i #could hbshfv o7 #+ chess has been trying to convince me to give him + leo a ~mystery~ story to play and i finally caved lmjfhsjf #he's real good at the clues it's going well :3 i am scared for my life HFBVhsfvh #also trying to convince him to play kartrider w/ me again cuz i have leo on it now and we need a 3rd okay-to-decent player in our soon-to-b #posse Loll :33 //i ran out of tag space... ouhhh..... okay then.. ciao ciao toodles :D

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semothekat · 3 months

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Every day feels like two weeks. Which is probably why i can go from being WOOO YEAHHH !!!! To im going to decend into the pits. Within like a couple of hours or less

#paper is talking #The year before last year i was this close to completely wiping ‘im giong to kill myself’ jokes from my vocabulary but then #The sax section leader kept on making those jokes so now they are still what i say in my head. Which is. Probably somehting i need to fix b #But whatever #but anyways time feels like an eternity like dang man.#I have a diary/journal thing where i just write what i do everyday #And i literally cant reemmebr what i did that day #And i cant remember what happened last year or 3 months ago #I cant even tell how long ago 3 months ago was #Sometimes i write in my diray and im like wow. Did i really do all that stuff today that feels like i did it yesterday or soemthing #And then sometimes i just sit on tumblr all day and i just write like 3 lines.

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jvten · 9 months

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blah blah blah violations of the geneva convention whatEVER. he had no business being THIS FINE in (the first version of) percy jackson.

#sean bean #percy jackson #pjo the lightning thief #i know we don't talk about the old version... BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS IN THE OPENING SCENE OF LIGHTNING THIEF #how did i forget he was zeus anyway.#(probably because i hadn't watched the lightning thief for maybe almost ten years until last night)#hhhh curse you sean how could you do this to me /nm #it's not even zeus im attracted to because i know zeus in general is the worst greek god - it's just SEAN IN A SUIT THAT DOES IT FOR ME DHJ #also no joke i literally wore the same outfit that he wears in this scene in some play i did a few months ago #if i ever get to wear it again i'll take a better-quality picture of myself and compare 🔥#but in the meantime. stares copiously at this fine man #WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MAN IS SO FINE #WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MAN IS SCRUM-DILLI-ISHIOUS #HE MAKE ME WANNA *lands on floor violently* ON GOD #/ref /silly #keheheheh

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ponyaday · 8 months

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jaws the shark! lurking in the dark!

#ponies #mlp #my little pony #this is just a joke character i drew a few months ago BUT. im still very happy with how she turned out.#i remember being really anxious about posting her because i didnt know if it was a good idea so sorry if i already did #ive literally never watched a jaws movie in my life i just remembered paradise island and thought hm.#amity island sounds like it could be a pony name. anyway shes like the Steve Irwin of the pony universe to an extent #eye contact

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