#(sarcasm)

[call-me-corvid]

I don’t think so but I must say that I’m loving this train of thought!!

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[whiteinked]

[autodiagnosticada]

🔮 Self-Diagnosis No. 772 – Workplace Soap Opera Syndrome��� 🩺 Diagnosis: You clocked in expecting boredom, maybe a spreadsheet. Instead, you got season 3 of “Colleagues Who Cry in the Break Room”.

📉 Common Symptoms: – Deep resentment of unnecessary drama, paired with popcorn-level interest – Oscillating between “I hate all of you” and “Please tell me more” – Judging everyone silently like it’s a full-time job (and honestly, it kind of is)

💊 Symbolic Prescription: – Emotionally detach like you’re the HR department in witness protection – Only engage if the tea is scalding and morally ambiguous – Practice the sacred art of the silent eyebrow raise

✅ Diagnosis Confirmed 💌 You've received one symbolic swivel chair and divine immunity from all team group chats.

Signed, @autodiagnosticada 🖇️🧠📎

🔮 Auto-Diagnóstico Nº 772 – Síndrome da Novela Corporativa™ 🩺 Diagnóstico: Você bateu o ponto esperando tédio, talvez uma planilha. No lugar, recebeu a 3ª temporada de “Colegas que Choram no Refeitório”.

📉 Sintomas Comuns: – Ressentimento profundo pelo drama desnecessário, misturado com interesse nível balde de pipoca – Oscilação entre “odeio todos vocês” e “me conta mais AGORA” – Julgamento silencioso como se fosse seu cargo oficial (e talvez seja mesmo)

💊 Prescrição Simbólica: – Se desligue emocionalmente como um RH em programa de proteção à testemunha – Só se envolva se o barraco for quente e eticamente questionável – Pratique a sagrada arte da sobrancelha arqueada

✅ Diagnóstico Confirmado 💌 Você recebeu uma cadeira giratória simbólica e imunidade divina de todos os grupos da firma.

Assinado, @autodiagnosticada 🖇️🧠📎

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

[apage4things]

I got a 4.0 gpa this semester and rejected from every internship and part time role in my field that I applied to, but it’s definitely the applicant’s fault /s

you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

[makingsenseofwhathappened]

[chappydev]

hm. curious. why would parents act like that. hm. i can't figure it out. hm. it's so disturbing how people get upset about their loved ones suffering. hm. these are the priorities of a normal human society. we are normal. this is normal. everything's fine.

[nyancrimew]

always remember that you've never done anything wrong and never will do anything wrong, but that person who you don't know who just said something that mildly annoyed you online is probably actually a really awful person and you're completely right to harass them and accuse them of whatever you want

[innerchildabortionclinic]

smh cancel culture is out of control

[jackinthebox2022]

THE SASS

[teaboot]

Ohhh noooo..... sure would be terrible if a TERF thought I was too masculine for a cis woman and misgendered me online...... Ohhhh that'd sure show me not to seek a out a sense of mutual respect and community in women's spaces.... ohhhh noooo...... (is transmasc)

[aropride]

and remember! bullying is bad unless it's to cringey teenagers on the internet. cringe culture is bad unless it's something the internet has decided is fine to mock. and above all being kind is sooo important unless of course you don't want to

[wannabeprettyhot]

[charleeclerc]

The priest that has what

To be honest, I thought I had a chance until Max. But this man wins this just like he wins everything else.🫠