#anyway horsies

[minas-linkverse]

Would you rather fight a bunch of duck-sized horses or one horse sized duck?

[little-pup-pip]

hi i really like your work! could you do anything with clydesdale horses? they make me feel so safe <3 thank you!

Here you go!!

[blanks--pace]

Cooking so hard rn Ronodins hair is naturally red but he dyed it black to complete his edgy "The Dark Unicorn" look

[faebriel]

ok but c!niki and mlp… what kind of pony would she be? would she and wilbur be different types?

hi anon so um. i may have done a little too much thinking on this one

to ACTUALLY answer your question - i think c!niki would be an earth pony (a kind of draft pony, if we're getting into specifics) and c!wilbur would be a unicorn!

a few diff versions under the cut

[nochangeintheplan]

Preorder will go live on my kofi at 1:00 PM EST on April 6th!

Shipping is 6 USD for United States, 20 USD for Worldwide. Shipping is possible to any country covered by USPS. If your country has any specific shipping stipulations that you know of, when it comes time for the preorder you'll have my email to contact me about any of those extra concerns!

There will be 100 made; manufacturing is currently underway for the lil guys. I'll be sure to update my kofi with further info about the process as it goes along!

[mo-ok]

concussion king Yuma Ozora pls observe

[skyloftian-nutcase]

A cool detail that I really enjoy in totk is that there are more roads. Kakariko, for example, only had a single path in and out of the village in botw, but in totk the road goes through either side of the village. The world is more connected now, Hyrule is continuing to rebuild, and with the princess back, it's unifying again as well. It's just a really nice detail and I adore it.

[foal-mutt]

visiting mommy and it makes me kneel and crawl everywhere in the house ^_^

[ponyponyponyyy]

I am so intrigued with the idea of a "chaos" pony I would love a dedicated post explaining them

OOOOOH YAY THANKYOU FOR THE ASK I WAS GONNA SAVE THE CHAOS POST 4 AFTER THE 8-PONY-RACES POST(S) BUT I THINK I WILL DO IT FIRST HERE BECAUSE U ASKED ABT IT HUEHEHEHE

so as previously explained: CHAOS MAGIC forms when there is a lack of magic in a single area, which causes many different magics to rush in & fill the void. a chaos pony can be formed in 2 ways: the first is when different magics are introduced in utero, OR the pony has their magic permanently stripped from them artificially.

the 1st kind, commonly known as lesser chaos ponies, are generally pretty weak magic-wise due to the clashing of magics in the individual being smoother & ultimately leaving more room for the chaos to cool off, leaving the poor horsie with very little magical abilities(if at all). if they do have an ability its usually pretty weird for what the chaos pony's race is supposed to do. 2 examples of lesser chaos ponies are scootaloo & pinkie pie; scootaloo is a chaos pony due to her lack of sky magic(& inability to fly as a result) & pinkie became one due to her living around a fuckton of rocks(& a whole lot of earth & crystal magic as a result) as a filly which messed w her magic levels enough to generate enough chaos magic to give her the supernatural sixth sense u see in the show.

the 2nd kind(greater chaos ponies) are often sigificantly stronger than their natural counterparts due to their magic literally being plucked out all at once, resulting in a much higher generation of chaos magic. ponies wanting to get powerful FAST often perform purge spells on themselves to jumpstart the process(though depending on how much magic they had already + how much they purge theres a fair chance that the poor horsie just fucking explodes from the sheer pressure lmao). 2 good examples of greater chaos ponies are king sombra & nightmare moon; king sombra was one of those crazy horsies who purged ALLL his magic to become a chaos pony & blew himself up as a result(its why hes semi-incorporeal & obsessed w crystals in the show; hes using crystals to stabilise his barely-there body). nightmare moon(& technically also luna) is a chaos pony because like sombra, she also partially purged her magic to transform into a chaos pony(due to this, princess luna is technically no longer an alicorn, shes a chaos pony w an alicorn-like form)

if a chaos pony keeps their magic at a certain level, they can transform into a draconequus aka a being of PURE chaos that barely counts as a pony the longer theyre a draconequus. ill save the draconefication process for the transformation post cos this ones already long as fuck lmao

[veresidae]

[sunjoys]

horsies <3

[little-pup-pip]

Been loving the blog!! Can I request a horse board? Galineers Cob and Shire horses would be nice but any will do! -🥨

Here you go!!

[mumpsetc]

IM SO SORRY!!!

[passumstars]

Sunshine

[bojackandherb]

Bojack ear moment

[definitely-not-an-alb]

Also, last post for now, bold of King to talk about sex freaks, considering the only thing that managed to top his Cowboy kink in this is his motorbike kink, to the point where, to justify everyone riding around on a motorbike as 'the only sensible choice', he fucking killed all the horsies