#anyway rn i also have to play stardew valley 10 hours a day so i don't have the time

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i want to do art trades with moots so badly but i want to finish the current chapter i'm working on before arrgg

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playing video games with them| anemo boys <3

characters: kazuha, xiao and venti

very fluffy, a little suggestive in kazuha’s part, slight slight angst for xiao, crack

synopsis: what games you play with them, how they act with you!

not proofread please don’t sue me this is also very random :)

kazuha

playing stardew valley and animal crossing with kazuha is my life goal that will never be fulfilled please cry with me. anyway, just imagine cuddling on the sofa under a thick blanket on a cold rainy day with cups of hot chocolate or tea whilst playing stardew valley. the both of you work through the first year slowly as little farmers doing cute little farm things. also if you ever chose to get into a relationship with any of the npcs in the game kazuha will not be happy, he’d definitely not talk to that particular npc because he is now kazuha’s “sworn enemy”. he will also be a pouty baby, so please apologise and give him kisses. and if you REALLY want to make it up to him, ask him to marry you in animal crossing and this man will be on his knees in a split second. he’d prepare EVERYTHING, from the venue, the guests, he’d even attempt to design his own tux for his little character to wear. and you guys would have such an adorable animal crossing wedding. also because kissing in game is not enough, he’d probably kiss you irl when the wedding officiant says you may now kiss the xx. honestly i see kazuha even going out spontaneously to buy you a promise ring with a little maple leaf engraved in it for you. yes it was an animal crossing wedding, but it was a wedding non the less. playing minecraft with kazuha please, its so fucking wholesome- he’s so good at the game and he doesn’t even try. he knows all the tricks and he’s so sexy with redstone you cant convince me otherwise. he’s also an amazing builder pls wtf. AND OH MY GOD, imagine playing the sims4 with kazuha, he’d literally cry inside. you both would sit next to each other in front of the computer screen for hours just designing your characters. and you would have a little cat too. everytime kazuha’s character flirted with yours, he will definitely shoot you one of his romantic haikus. also the first time your characters woohoo’ed, he most likely would have teased you and said “its unfair that only they get to woohoo you know.” anyway i think playing wholesome games with kazuha is 10 bells out of 10 bells.

xiao

now this one is kinda scary. i think its pretty obvious that xiao plays shooter games honestly. or anything that has to do with fighting. it wasn’t unusual to hear him literally SCREAM randomly throughout the day because of a game. if you ever play shooter games with this aggressive boy, please proceed with caution. i honestly feel like he would be so caught up in the heat of the moment he’d actually forget he was playing with you. so if he ends up getting angry, please bare with him- he honestly doesn’t mean to call you bad, or useless, or trash… I SWEAR. xiao will immediately regret his words and he’d feel so bad. especially after he notices how your mood just instantly dies. he’d feel so bad, even after he apologised and you forgave him, he can’t accept the fact that he just called you- the love of his life something so vulgar. and since he’s so awkward and bad with people he’d literally feel like crying on the spot. he wouldn’t know what to do to make it up to you. the next few days, xiao was so cautious around you- even if you didn’t think much about the incident anymore. in the end even xiao was unable to stay away from you for too long, and he’d ask you to watch him play games instead- which you happily agreed to. he loves it when you straddle him while he sits in his chair while gaming though he’d never admit it. but whenever you felt him get tense, all you had to do was give him a kiss and you just knew he’d calm down. you literally work magic on him. also occasionally you’d hear some idiots in his party talking shit about him, you wouldn’t think twice before speaking into the microphone and start standing up for him, and your grip around his waist would definitely tighten a lot more. “if i ever hear you talking shit about MY boyfriend one more time, i will literally come in game and beat the absolute fuck out of you.” yassss girlboss! xiao’s heart would explode and his face would be beat red, he thinks he doesn’t deserve you. also he thinks your so sexy standing up for him like that, please don’t tease him about it. i rate him a “please dont scold me im trying my best” out of “FUCK YOU SUCKKKKKK”

venti

oh my god, horror games. he hates them but he can’t stop. playing phasmophobia with him would be incredibly fun, but he would make you do all the work literally. he’d be too scared to do anything- and if you ever got caught with the ghost you’d be stupid to think he’d try to save you. he would be the first one out the door and running away. he’s also so loud, your honestly more likely to get jump scared by his screaming than the actual game. other than that i think venti likes to play the sims4 too, except he’s so chaotic about it. he wants to do challenges and he also wants to make like 10 babies with you even if your sims can’t afford them- cries when they are taken away. has all the packs and just enjoys fucking around with everything- also makes bets with you, like whether your baby is going to be a boy or girl, and if you lose you owe him a kiss or he asks you to do something for him. when he plays with you, he needs to be touching your body at all times. he says it makes him feel safe, and warm. so you just let him. venti also wants to play karaoke games with you, he loves your voice so much- whether you can sing or not he loves it. but he will tease you if you cant. he loves duetting with you, to him it’s something very intimate and close to home. he wants to hold your hand and give them a squeeze as an encouragement when you sing with him. and yes you guys probably have played just dance a few times, but venti gets incredibly tired after one round- so please bare with his annoying ass. i think venti is a solid 8 red bulls out of “ive already drank 15”

guys i was supposed to include aether but his part disappeared and i- </3 i’ll have to rewrite and upload it in a second part!! heh sorry for being gone for so long, anyway i have my presentations tomorrow, a test on thursday and another presentation on friday ;-; wish me luck! ill be back writing in a few days while i suffer rn sghshshsh

also @truegaypotat my love here is some xiao content <3

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OK so I know it's been a while and you've moved on to bigger and maybe better things but I'm just wondering, how's My Time at Portia? (it's on sale rn and I'm interested but I also just got stardew valley so I'm wondering about the similarities and differences between the two as well). Also you're the only one I know who has played it so lol

oh my gosh, don’t even get me started on my time at portia. i have like 100+ hours on it because it’s just so fucking good??? to be perfectly honest with you the only reason i don’t play it as often any more is because i only have a laptop at the moment, and it doesn’t run the game well enough (it lags like hell) so if you’re thinking of buying it, be sure to check first if your console can run it. 

i definitely recommend it though, it’s so so good!!!

some things to know about the game:

a pretty huge cast of characters of all ages and personality types that you can befriend. there’s also a lot of romance options, but unfortunately there are a lot less female options than there are male (18 bachelors and 10 bachelorettes). you can romance them all no matter what gender you choose for your character

really lovely aesthetics!! portia is an absolutely gorgeous town with a very ghibli-esque feel to it. 

it’s a soft post-apocalypse, and the world-building is really interesting. you get to learn about what led to the downfall of humanity in their world, and how they rebuilt over time and reached the point they’re at now.

one of the really cool things about this game is how you collect resources!! there are a couple of ruins throughout the map where you can go “ruin-diving” for remnants of the old civilizations. it’s a way of gathering different ores that you need, but also art pieces and furniture as well.

there are a couple of animals in the game that you can befriend and adopt! they’re really cute!!!

some similarities and differences between portia and stardew:

both have a romance option. in stardew valley there are 12 options (6 women, 6 men) while in my time at portia there are 28 (18 men, 10 women). in both games you can romance anyone no matter your respective genders. in mtap you get to choose what to wear to ur wedding though lol.

in both games, your character inherits land from a relative, and take over their old business. in sdv it’s a farm, and in portia it’s a workshop. portia still has farming aspects, but the game is more focused on building things for the other residents of portia.

portia has a strong storyline where you can help improve your town and the areas surrounding it and has lots of interesting quests and events throughout the year! sdv has some quests here and there, but no central plot (there is one major quest that’s the main objective of the game and it has story elements to it, but it’s not as complex as the one in portia)

sdv has more leeway for customizing your farm. there are a lot of decorations that you can use to make your farm and your house look pretty. in portia you can also decorate your house, as well as expand your workshop, but it’s geared more towards functionality than aesthetics. that being said, there lots of nice furniture items to decorate your house with as well as thing to make your workshop look nice too.

both games have a museum that you can donate things to for rewards, and in portia, donating data discs to the research centre helps you unlock new recipes too!

in both games you gain friendship with the characters through different means! in sdv it’s mainly by giving them gifts and choosing the right options in the heart events, but in portia there’s lots of ways to gain friendship, like giving gifts, talking to them at least once a day, sparring, playing rock-paper-scissors, etc.

the relationship mechanics are a lot more complex in portia as well!! you can go on dates (both romantic and platonic) with the characters, where you get to play different minigames and also get to know more about them.

anyways nonny i’m so sorry for rambling so much lol, as you can tell i’m really really passionate about portia and stardew!!! they’re both phenomenal games with their own pros and cons and both definitely worth their price tags.

feel free to ask me any more questions you may have about either or tell me what you think about portia if you end up buying it!