#anyway yayyyy my wife

[rottingsoftly]

Fanart of jane prentiss under the cut so like cw for trypophobia and worms and a depiction of a dead lady and also gore(?)

(you might have to click into the image so its not crunchy? idk how that works)

[quietzones]

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[strxytwig]

A snippet

I have a Gojo + Nanami idea that's been turning in my head for months. Basically, you and Gojo are high school sweethearts who got married and blah blah, Nanami ends up being your little third member.

Idk when I'll get around to writing this thing (not for a whileeee, yayyyy finals!) but it would be a crime to not share with fellow Nanami + Gojo enjoyers LOLL

Warning: p in v sex, oral (m! receiving) + written in a brainstorm phase so the writing is ugly and veryyy unedited LOL

Nanami, who had the biggest crush on you in high school, but you were always Gojo's girl. So, when you two come onto him and invite him to be your third, he can't say no. Not when the woman of his dreams looks at him with doe eyes and a small pout that always gets you what you want.

Nanami, who holds eye contact with you when you ride Gojo. His eyes drift down, watching your little cunt swallow Gojo's long cock. Hypnotized by the way your hips grind and gyrate. Gojo's hands hold you steady, but he slips one hand further to rub your clit. You moan and lurch forward, holding onto Gojo's thighs for purchase.

"Kiss me, Kento," you whine. 

Nanami can't move. His dick strains against the seams of his trousers. He's hot and bothered, wants to feel your cunt himself. Apart from your whines and Gojo's breathy laughs and praises, there's the sticky, obscene clapping of skin to skin. Nanami looks up when you stretch out a hand.

You beg for him, "Kento."

He swallows thickly. When he comes near, you grab him by the tie and wrench him into you. He stumbles, and you lose balance, but your free hand lands on his stomach. You kiss him passionately, raking your nails down his shirt. You cup him over his pants and his voice catches in your mouth. You struggle to unbuckle his pants with one hand. He has enough sense to reach down and do it himself. The second the zipper is down, your hand is in his briefs to fondle him. He gets weak in the knees, leaning into you.

Gojo reaches from behind and takes your hand out of Nanami's briefs. The blond barely holds his stream of conscience to register the fat wad of saliva Gojo spits onto your palm. Your hand is back on his dick in no time, stroking him while your thumb swipes over the tip. Nanami groans and you bite his lip, pumping him like its your job. His eyes close. There's something so magical about your touch.

Gojo must have made you come, from the way you spasm and writhe and moan into Nanami's mouth. You squeeze his dick particularly hard and Nanami hisses in pain. You break the kiss to push Nanami back a little. Then you bend and bring his dick to your mouth. You lick the tip. He groans.

+ Plus another hastily written scene bc why not +

"Shit."

Gojo has to lower his blindfold to see his phone more clearly. He's watching you bounce on Nanami's dick. All while he's in the middle of the mountains to exercise a curse. His mouth practically waters seeing the sweaty sheen on your body. He'd give anything to be there and lick your skin, to suck on a perky nipple.

He can't abandon his duties, though. Resigning to a smile, he mindlessly palms himself. The curse is headed his way anyway. "Nanami, you taking good care of my woman?"

"He feels so good!" You gush into the speaker.

You set the phone up precariously on the nightstand so Gojo could have a clear view of you riding Nanami. He sees where your hands settle on Nanami's shoulders for balance, while you ride Nanami to the point the man drapes an arm over his eyes. He's perfectly overstimulated, keeping you company in the absence of your husband.

Your pleasure is still not enough. "I miss you!" You whine.

Gojo chuckles and admonishes Nanami. "Slacker! Sit up and show my wife a good time."

Nanami grumbles but he sits up and wraps his arms around your waist. You switch from bouncing, to full grinding, rolling your hips down into him. He embraces you tightly, perky breasts flush against his sweaty chest. His hair sticks to his face, Gojo sees. In such a state of disarray, from the constant pulling you've done no doubt.

Gojo hears the curse. He glances up, just long enough to raise his hand to the thing and exorcise it. But it's a damn shame. He hears you squeal in delight, and looks down to see Nanami has flipped you onto your back. He missed that part.

Nanami grabs you by the back of your thighs and pulls you into him. You giggle and drape your arms above your head into the pillows, looking like an absolute angel. Gojo wets his lips, seeing the bruising grip Nanami has on your legs. He holds them achingly far apart, and pistons his hips into you. You arch your back and moan. You're writhing now, feeling him deep in you.

You cry out for Kento. You cry out for Gojo. You're in such a state of bliss.

+

+

[redraven393]

catching up with Philza QSMP Vod. where:

the federation had ruined an old man's front lawn

Rycharlison is adrugdealer

forever took an opportunity and "marries" Philza

immediately met with his wife

the federation send an anarchist an invitation to become a president

Tallulah will rather eat a lime than an avocado or potato

Philza guess Ramon's password

Tallulah's father may or may not be real

Hide and seek in an awesome map Holly shit

the 4th wall has been broken so many times in Philza's Minecraft stream that the admins just let it be broken.

both dad and son thought that the other hid in the same place

the Brazilian are here! :D

there are so many screaming

Tallulah finds him yayyyy

hello Rycharlison

aww there gonna play music

PIG STEPPPP

HESNAMEISPHILZAMINECRAFTANDHEISQUITE OLD-

"my son is DEAD" omg Max

PHILZA OMG u didn't need to describe it

PAYthe SERVER Quackity

Pac and Mike are so cool

BIG LOVE TO MIKE AND PAC

omg Philza is spreading the 4th wall break

the file is so big omg, paper ASMR

"Are you gonna be a president" Sir he is an Anarchist

Max the sound system-the microphone

awww Supportive Philza, opp

Bye MAX

aww the Kids are playing the Guitar

it's nice when the cc are doing lore the admins are still acting like kids

AWWW TALLULAH TEACHING RICHA A SONG THAT WILL TEACH HER

Tallulah BIRTHDAY OMG

yey go stuff that girl with candy

Chayanne is really making plenty of use of his interest in cooking

THE BEES

CATERING LETS GOOO

omg Richa thinks that Will is like Hatsune Miku

Bye guys

is sweet to know that Philza is telling about Will to everyone

OMG Philza the Brazillian magnet

the eggs hear Will's songs too

oh? what do you have Richa

is that a llama

ohhh

omg

Forever is so obsessed with this friend of his omg

HYDRATE BEFORE DIEDRATE

wait the Brazilians are all gone

oh shit

oh no this is like that time with the trio

PARANOIA

Trauma Phil

a Square??

GATINHO and GUAPITO is here

the old man witnesses a shameless PDA

Tallulah is dancing in the background

opp Tallulah not here

the fish is drowning

hey Cellbit

Yay invitations for everyone!!!!

omg

no one believes Wilbur exists

Cellbit nooo

OMG

Chayanne is cooking for the WEDDING

LETS GOOOOO

LET HIM COOK

Cellbit nooo

Cellbit supports Creative Freedom

omg Phil's right Quackity will pull that type of stunt

Cellbit nooo

Richa has never taken a bath wtf???

oh shit he running

yeah show him your dad's picture

omg photoshopped

Forever and Roier is here!!!

omg Forever is gaslighting Holly shit

A Mouth!?

Chayanne is busy planning the catering

Professional Cheft Chayanne LETS GOOOOO

past life Philza omg

Philza is not having it

yeah Richa hit him in the head

your PLAN?????

oh well fair enough

Gaslight vs Guilt trip

omg that is a whole ass restaurant menu

BAGHEERA

yey french

tour pog???

oh shit a BAND??

the band is playing at the WEDDING???

they are so cuteeeeeee

nice home, it sweet that everyone try to make space for the kids in their home

why Cellbit is keeps killing other player

omg Baghera sound so scared that Phill would steal from her the poor lady

nice Megalovania mix it takes me back to 2018

the girls are so talented on music omg

hehe secret

holly shit a bucket full of honey

scary noises

THANKYOU BAHERAA

ohh candy apple

Chayanne professional chef bag

Tallulah is the best

Bagheraa nooo

oh thank god she believe Will is real

Will would have to socialize so much after he came back.

WhOOO THE KIDS FIRST PERFORMANCE

ROCK EGGS

Tallulah is following her old man foot step

bye Bagheraa

oh no the flowers

the Federation building is heighten Phil's property value

ohhh the kids are visiting the build

don't stand on the grass kids

walk on grass anyway

wtf????

what is that???

it is a pretty building

what is going on with the train station??? it was fixed

so they can leave now??

it looks brand new?

fancy train, but bumbpy ride

wat?

AWWW the RACON

aw god no VENUSSS

another venus gone

its okay Tallulah

that is so fuk

oh dragon magic

lol the flies is sitting the trains

lol Chayanne try to catch the bees but got stung

aww Tallulah babby dont be sad

eyy the bois are here

glad they could make Tallulah cheer up

looks like the happy couple happy with the menu

bye boisss

Max is going to get food lmao

it's nice to live near everything but it could also could be dangerous

Tallulah's and will's house really feels like a nice little fantasy corner

yay the kids are now able to get out

sleepy timesss

ohh an album

EGGJOY or RADIO EGG

lol the Wedding photo

Great Album Tallulah

Dragon Story POG

is it Mumza????

you guys will absolutely outlive me

CRY

oh is the Admins asking advice for the Dragon designs???/

if the kids get their wings i hope they also give the bird designed CC wings too

Tallulah pls he's an old man you can't make him run so much

Whooo birthdayyyy

AWWW thank you Tallulah

why is Foolish drowning?

oh god

lol Foolish

omg they were trying to give richa a bath

77777

yeah secur the party old man

kinda sadge

BYE PHIILLL

[rowretro]

✧𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍✧

WARNINGS: sexual refferences, mentions of drugs

✧taglist✧: @heeseung-min @jaeneohee @lovingvoidgoatee @neruishoon (anyone I may have missed)

✧CHAPTER 13✧

It's been quite a few months since the babies were born and the couple were slowly getting used to their sleepless nights. "So this thing with Ryujin you're actually serious about it for once?" Sunghoon asked as he rocked baby Anaya, who silently snuggled into Sunghoon. "Yeah, and I'm selling my first house as a realtor today. Everything was going well until one of my exes ruined it-" Heeseung sighed "Which one?" y/n asked snickering as baby Avaani smiled up at her mom, imitating her snicker. "I forgot her name- one before Yeji, after Nina-" Heeseung sighed.

"Oh the delusional one? what did she do?" y/n asked as she fed Avaani. "Well I was showing the house to a couple who have 2 kids, and everything was going well until she showed up, made up some lies about the home I was showing and stole my people." Heeseung complained, to which Avaani whined. "Doesn't she have a showing tonight?" Y/n asked as Hee groaned.

"Ugh I get it she's showing a stupid house with my people. they were mine but you know what? I'm a new Hee, I'm not going to do dirty work like she did because Im a nice realtor." Heeseung added "Or are you a little pussy?" y/n said as Sunghoon glared at her "y/n... language- babies pick up on these words yk?!" he warned. Y/n rolled her eyes as she turned back to Hee "Sometimes you've got to be a snake." the girl said as Heeseung shook his head "Fraid not y/n... anyways... I'll be off now." Hee said as he left the house.

"We gotta help him out" y/n said as Sunghoon frowned "You only get one chance to go out tonight and you want to waste it on your brother's delusional ex?" Sunghoon asked. "Babe we owe him... I mean well you did impregnate his babysister" y/n pointed out as she rocked the baby "How do my little angels like to spend the day with uncle sunooo yayyyy!" Y/n said in a baby voice as Sunghoon sighed loudly.

Love can make people do crazy things. For Sunghoon, he has killed many people and even tortured them for love. Never did he ever think he'd find himself covered in fake tattoos, in a ripped tank top which made him look practically topless, reeking of pot with a funky accent. Never would he have let his darling wife wear extremely short denim shorts with an extremely revealing nipply top, her eyebrows overdone and lips overlined, thick eyelashes, and a bottle of vodka in hand.

"Ready babe?" she asked as Sunghoon rolled his eyes "Lets get this done and over with." Sunghoon simply said "HEY Y'ALL, YOU'RE A BUNCH A LIL CUTIES HUH~ WE MADE YA SOME BROWNIES, MY HUBBY'S BEST AT THOSE YK?" Y/n squealed, walking in there seeing the shocked face of the realtor "AH SHARON RIGHT? THE REALTOR EX WITH 40 CATS AND OXY?" the girl added as Sunghoon followed. "Ah y'all must be our new neighbours, this lil hot junk is my wife~ got married after she dropped outta highschool~" He said, playing with his fake tongue piercing.

"So.. our new neighbours huh~" the wife said with a shaky voice, shudderring as she saw the clothes y/n wore "You look a lot like that hot CEO-" the woman added "I ain't no CEO, Am just a doctor... i prescribe drugs- weed, oxy, coke u name it we got it~ they're in those brownies we made" He said as they just blinked. "TRUST ME GAL THIS HOUSE IS PERFECT, ME AND MY HUSBAND HAD THE BEST SEX OF OUR LIFE IN HERE~" she yelled, twirling her hair as she chewed her gum staring up at Hoon.

"Ok Wow that makes our decisions easier-" the woman mumbles. "Oh baby, it was right here on this sofa where we concieved our 7nth son remember?" y/n added as Sunghoon tried to hide his real reaction, while the couple stared in shock. "Oh my god babe remember when the cops arrested you in that kitchen. I bet there.s still some coke n dried blood left over~" The girl added as Sunghoon agreed with her. "Hey speaking of these memories really are making me feel something huh..." Sunghoon trailed off, as he roughly caught y/n in an open mouthed kiss leaving the couple mortified "Yepp I think this house is definitely off the list, lets go back to that other realtor." The husband said, dragging his wife away.

Upon arriving home, Sunghoon took a long shower, while y/n comfortably played with their babies "Took me a while but finally got all that fake ink off, and god my body feels weird without those fake piercings, god the things I do for you y/n..." he sighed. Y/n smiled, hugging him tightly "Hee called me and he was so happy he sold that house coz of us, he bought you those ice skates you always wanted... and well, maybe in you're down for it next week..." Y/n trailed off as she handed him a box.

"Open it" she said with a smile, the man opened it and a big smile plastered his lips "You're finally gonna ice skate with me??? and the twins?" he said with a smile as he picked up the matching tiny skates "God they look so cute but aren't the a little too big?" Hoon asked "it's for when they're a little older, and they know how to walk a-and if they don't fit I'll buy something better" she said, smiling as Sunghoon kissed her, lovingly. His plan was to lock her in the basement and punish her for wearing something so provocative... but how could he when she's so sweet?

✧𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍✧

[ethereal-maia]

tell me about the “why an i writing this. what is up.” one please!!!!

omg you’re joking. YAYYYY sorry I haven’t really talked to anyone about this ASUSUAGSGAGAH.

Afternote: this post is much longer than I intended it to be. Be prepared.

Anyway. So it’s going about George Warleggan and Dwight Enys from Poldark 2015 because I think they’re incredibly interesting. Not even romantically I just think their dynamic is WILDDDD!!!

I don’t think you’ve watched Poldark so I’m going to give you a rundown of the two characters involved: Basically George is this rich guy who has an incredible grudge and hatred towards the main character of the show, Ross. For good reason too like I don’t even blame him. But Ross is Dwight’s best friend. So right off the bat that’s enough.

But it gets worse because Dwight is a doctor. One might even say the best doctor in town because he is the best doctor in town. But George refuses to ever hire him out of principle. But ohhhhhh it gets WORSE!!!

The doctors that George DOES hire are terrible and don’t prescribe good medicine they just want money… so when George’s wife gets sick and dies because she overdoses in order to give birth early (because her previous child with George was born early so she wants to make it look normal for her) (but oh her previous child with him was not his child… it was Ross’s child and George knows it…), it sends George into a spiral… he hallucinates that she is there with him still, and he talks to her and he’s fallen into a major depression. George’s uncle hires a bad doctor to get rid of George’s mental illness and the doctor basically just goes “LEECHES ICE BATHS PAIN MEDICAL MALPRACTICE” and this further worsens George’s depression, to the point that when he is left alone on night, he sneaks out of the house to go see Ross’s house bc he sees Ross as what he should be. The jealousy goes WILD with this one. But he sees Ross’s house all lit up, and he has people over, and he’s doing well, and it’s really hard for George to take. So he turns away from the house.

But Dwight is one of the guys at Ross’s house. He sees George in his nightgown, no shoes, walking slowly towards a cliff. And Dwight books it. He catches George just as he’s about to throw himself off the edge. GIF for reference.

No because what the fuck. Dwight has zero obligation to help him. In fact, he doesn’t even like George. But my god does he care about the wellbeing of everyone around him. Doesn’t even matter who. (dwight enys i love you forever btwww)

He takes George home, sees the situation, and basically takes George’s case as his own and fires the other doctor on George’s behalf. God they’re so fucked up about each other. George denies he needs help ever, and all Dwight wants to do is help. Anyway. Even throughout the whole series these two are wild because Dwight pulls through on so so many occasions. He sees how much George looks up to Ross. Oh I don’t even know what to say anymore.

But the fic im going to write is going to be like Ohhh Noooo George’s daughter is sick… who will he call to help… oh no… god forbid they begin to form a friendship… I’m SOOO excited to write it like I LOVEEEEEEE layered relationships in media. Sigh. The Ross roadblock in their relationship is FHFHFHRHEJAKSKALA. I can’t believe I’m writing this because Nobody cares about them but I will write it for me <3

[unsleepingtales]

When I saw that this episode has the biggest lore dump in d20 history I literally did Kermit the frog’s yaaaaaaaaay

Anyway. Episode 17 fhjy reactions!! This could be a short one bc I’m exhausted or it could be a long one because the episode is three hours long and has a lot of lore. The only way to learn is by playing and the only way to begin is by beginning so without further ado!

I having a great night I just got home from a concert and my food gets here in five minutes and I get to watch this!

It’s a sunglasses episode I see

Mazeyyyyy

I feel like having a polling booth at the party is somewhere along the line of voter intimidation or coercion or bribery or something but maybe I just take student gov too seriously

Awwww Adaine

Ooh yay my food is here

Bloke mode Kristen <3

Sklondaaaaa

Porter really wants a good eval lmao

Zac Oyama is so smart

Hi Sprak!

EMILY

EMILY AXFORD THE WOMAN YOU ARE

God I love that song concept so much

🚨ANKARNA ART ANKARNA ART🚨

She misses her wiiiiife

I neeeeed to know what Fig’s paladin oath is

We need high concept albums back

Fig once again psychologically tormenting another person

Kipperlilly’s house maybe?

BRITISH KRISTEN ART?????

Oh my god that’s horrifying. Not K2 😭

Ally and Lou!!

(bad English accent)

Rain on the dome!!! That’s so pretty

MM WHATCHA SAYYYYY

OHHHH Siobhan you are so smart

Love that Eugenia Shadow is a tattoo artist

Fabian is thinking So hard about how he’s gonna die before his mom and potential siblings

They’re so teenaged

Her CRISPS?

Yeah past a certain level of stress it really is hard to calm back down

Host a pool party

Awwwww

Oooooooop

Kristen. KRISTEN.

Oh god

Murph is so stressed

Yayyyy Bucky interaction time <3

Oh Brennan is so good at character physicality bc I can SEE Bucky getting angry

Bucky become a paladin of Cassandra pleaseeeee

Sweet boy

Yayyyyyy

Awww ayda

Augh things are Happening

Frosty fair?!

I love that everyone immediately knew what was happening when Lou started pretending to play pan pipes

And THAT’S why it’s a joke

AYDAAAAAA

We have been on our way to save us since before the lights of our world were first lit ❤️❤️

Emily staring STRAIGHT into the camera after the hot tub line

Sandra Lynn Faeth the woman that you are…

This is the kid who puked in a backpack on the first day

She does WHAT

Awww puppy hangman

(Brit-ish) 💀💀

Oi!

Litchrally

Oh fun!

So Fig’s oath almost definitely has something to do with Ankarna

Is it possible that Fig is the champion of Ankarna that Cassandra was talking about?

God we’re only halfway through the episode

The house of sunstone! Neat!

Oh goddddd

🚨EDGAR MENTION🚨

Yesssss nat20 investigation + legend lore <3

Honor the cock!

Oh shit

That’s so cute

Frostblade!!

Was it Sol????

Yeahhhh okay

Oh that dome projection is very startling

FUCK!!

CLIFFBREAKER MOTHERFUCKER

Weren’t they implied to be fucking

Jesus

Oh my god

I love paladin mechanics so fucking much

Oh she’s so beautiful

LOOK AT THEMMMMM oh god they’re so lovely

Ohhhh she could never let them harm her sister or her wife

A GOD WAS BORN IN THE GYM AND GRADUATION’S GONNA BE IN THE GYM

Ok good thank you

Yeah ok please enquire about why the polling place has to be at Fabian’s

Ally. Allyyyyy.

They’re such a good team guys. They’re great at what they do.

“A really dark time in my life” <- two weeks ago

Oh she’s so good

FUCK

Moon Murph!!

Ooh child! Things are a gonna get easier!

Arcane Tricksters are the best man. I love arcane tricksters in actual play I love playing arcane tricksters myself

I wanna be so authentically myself that it’s disruptive <3

OOH BABYYYYY

You know they’re eating baklava in church!

Loreeeee

Yeesh

Oh god what kind of speech does K2 give

FUCK

The booth is outside the boat

Ohhh that’s why they had the rain animation

OH MY GOD THAT IS A DIRECT TWISTING OF ADAINE’S LINE FROM SEASON ONE

“Well she can’t have been a very good oracle if she didn’t see the storm coming”

Oh my god this is insane

Ok. FUN.

[lowcallyfruity]

🍴

Yayyyy!!! ^_^ pookems u remind me of frijoles en bola con queso panela!!!

Literally just bc this is my comfort food 😔😔 I eat like 5 bowls when my mom makes this 😭😭😭 it’s soooooo good 😭😭😭 like yea it’s literally just beans with cheese but IDGAF!!!! It’s the most exquisite thing I’ve eaten (😔😔 beaner was a slur made just for me I fucking love beans soooo much)

Anyways bc ur my wife you are my favorite person forever and ever and you’re my pookie wookie I love talking to you and you’re super comforting yayyy :333 love wins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[bellqmione]

welp the only other thing my peer review said to work on was adding page numbers and i dont.want to go get my physical copy of the story rn sooooo. sasha time.

sasha james. god how i love you. she worked in artifact storage (as opposed to jon and tim in research, and martin in the library). or. artefact. think thats how all the official stuff spells it bc british. this is where the big spooky shit of the institute is. you cant work in artefact storage without at least on some level Knowing that the supernatural is real. shes described as being tall, with long hair and glasses (thats important). she was originally the one gertrude had planned to be the archivist after she died. but, elias chose jon. sasha and tim had talked about it, said it was obviously sexism (well. mostly tim saying its sexism) because sasha is so much more qualified to be the archivist. and she would be, if being qualified for the job on paper was what elias was looking for. but elias didnt want a good archivist, he wanted a good archive. someone he could manipulate into becoming an avatar of the eye and being marked by all 14 fears. but neither of them knew that at the time. on the same tape (in the same conversation), tim joked about jon's skepticism, saying that he'd deny sasha ever existed. and sasha. poor doomed sasha.

sasha. oh sasha.

at the end of season 1, the institute is attacked by jane prentiss. worm wife. im sure youre at least familiar. well, sasha, jon, and martin are all in the airtight room martin has been staying in (after. worm attack left him stuck in his flat for 2 weeks without power or any kind of way to communicate). tim had been out when the worms first attacked, and so is unaware as hes walking into the archives. sasha rushes out to save him. sasha makes her way up to elias to tell him about it, to tell him to try to do something. he says to set off the fire extinguishers manually, as the co2 kills the worms. she did. sasha. at that point. retreated back to artefact storage. theres someone else there. not someone. not someone yet. its something. its been attached to that table for so long, but now that sasha is near... it can attach itself to her. kill her, take her identity and her place. but it doesnt take her face. this sasha looks completely different. of course it does. its Not Sasha. but everyone thinks its sasha. she isnt tall. she doesnt have long hair. she doesnt have glasses. but to everyone, she is sasha james. well. everyone but melanie.

see, melanie met sasha only briefly after giving her statement in season 1. they had a conversation about haunted pubs. a short interaction, but they met. they met long enough for melanie to know, when she gave her second statement in season 2, that the woman everyone was calling sasha was NOT sasha. that lead jon into doing a little... digging. on doppelgangers. and he found things. he found that it was tied to this certain table, one that had been delivered to jon by breekon and hope (who he knew then as two strange delivery men whod been mentioned in multiple statements), one that was currently. in artefact storage. and he finds tapes hidden in "sashas" desk, ones that he thought went missing. ones with sashas real voice on them. see, the notthem can alter digital photos and recordings, but not tapes or polaroids. and so jon does. as any stupid paranoid idiot who hasnt slept in a week would do. he buys an axe and smashes the table. this sets the being loose! yayyyy!! buttt thanks to weird fuckass old man who lives in the secret tunnels under the institute (no im not joking), hes saved. because he can. move around the walls and trap it.

anyway can you imagine your best friend being replaced by something. something that doesnt even have her face, her voice, nothing about her is the same. imagine, even knowing that the thing you know as your friend is the thing that killed her, that face is the only one you know when you think of her. you can never get that memory back. your best friend was taken from you by the same thing as your brother. whoops yeah i didnt mention that. tims brother was also killed by the stranger. this poor man

thTs. fucking DEVASTATINF. HELLO. WHAT THE FUCK

[monsterslament]

no anon yeah. anyway. hsuband. youre so great epic swag. i like all your little guys. if you were a food you would be a ground potion. made with mud. yummm. if you were a food i would eat you in one bite. love u

YAYYYY MY WIFE <333333 LOVE U UR SO COOL BITES UR HEAD OFF CUTELY WITH MY SHARP FANGS

[sunseteyes]

shoto todoroki + greed??

shouto todoroki + greed

700 milestone event — seven deadly sins (status: closed)

—he holds himself back a lot. shouto knows his boundaries, and he had never crossed them. 

and yet whenever it comes to you, he will always find himself in a  difficult situation where he had to hold out the desire to want something more from you. 

it may have been from the lack of affection from the past, or the sudden want to have more than he should. deep inside of his mind, he knew he shouldn’t have, that he should get out of this predicament as fast as he could. unfortunately, he couldn’t. 

“i’m sorry, shou, i need to go out with my friends today. it’s alright for you, right?” 

around these times, he would have this knocking inside of his chest to say no, or to ask for a little bit more time with you. 

but he seemingly couldn’t. even with the greed inside of shouto, his love for you could overpower them.

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rozé’s voice: ohdamn this is kinda angsty in a way hdjsj anyway thanks for the request!! very last drabble for this event yayyyy

[shijiujun]

Hello, I've started watching THE SLEUTH OF MING DYNASTY thanks to you! I'm obsessed and thinking of getting iQIYI VIP (for My Roommate is a Detective too) . Any chance you can give a summary of how the romantic relationship between Tang Fan and Sui Zhou came to be in the novel? I've scoured the internet and couldn't find anything about the novel in English. I tried to use Google Translate for the Chinese version of the novel and it was an epic fail ^^;

hello!!!! yayyyy hope you’ve been enjoying it so far, and yeah if you wanna catch up all the way iQiyi VIP is your best bet!! i’m lucky that i don’t need subs so all i need to find is some site ripping it off in HD somewhere XD

oooh okay yes so the novel, i speed read a bit but it’s definitely sui zhou who kind of falls for tang fan first? it’s a lot to talk about in this post BUT let me talk about the pre-relationship parts cuz they’re kinda sweet? 

firstly, in the novel tang fan calls sui zhou by his birth name, which is sui guang chuan - so he calls him guang chuan just like that all the time even early on in the novel!!! it’s not a standard practice unless you’re really close to the person. tang fan’s birth name is tang run qing, which is so pretty ;-;

so unlike in the show, it’s not tang fan who went and asked sui zhou for a place to stay, but SUI ZHOU ACTUALLY OFFERED like:

- sui zhou returns from some trip somewhere after the first case (they split the Wu An Hou Fu case apart from the crown prince’s playmate’s death case) and tang fan is looking for someone from the guards to help him out with something and that’s when he bumps into sui zhou again, and sui zhou is all “next time if you cannot find me, find xue ling (the fatter dude in the show), and if not you can find pang qi (another young guy in the guards)” - and this guy immediately knows that tang fan is someone important to sui zhou? because sui zhou so readily and unconditionally offered him to tang fan if the man needed him in the future - and tang fan is busy with a case too so he’s like “i can’t stay and chat with you, i’ll look for you another time” and sui zhou immediately goes, “tonight then.” LIKE?!!!!

- when he turns up at tang fan’s house, he’s there EARLY and with food, and tang fan also bought food in anticipation of sui zhou coming over, and then they sit down in the house and get to talking and that’s when dong er interrupts them by telling them that her owner is going to sell her off, and she pleads with them to help her, and sui zhou simply asks tang fan, “you want to buy her (contract)?” - to which tang fan is like “yeah of course i do but how am i going to solve all these things” - and sui zhou just nods and goes, “don’t worry about this, i’ll take care of it. what about your home? after you buy her contract over, her owner isn’t going to let you stay here for any longer”, and tang fan shrugs and goes like there’re lots of houses around it should be okay etc. and sui zhou is like, “i have a house.” 

- tang fan is like “but i don’t want to disturb you and your wife blah blah”, sui zhou is like “no wife, no female servant in the house for a casual thing on the side either” and so tang fan is like okay you can cook sure i’ll move in!! and when he does sui zhou takes in dong er too like in the show, and then sometime after, sui zhou finds out about tang fan writing dumbass romance novels and he’s totally like -_- “you’re an official” and tang fan is like “hey we all need a secondary source of income okay? with my current salary i can’t do much” and sui zhou, GUESS WHAT, JUST… TELLS HIM THAT HE WILL GIVE HIM HIS MONEY?!!! just like that. tang fan jokingly says “okay then next time i dont have any more cash i’m taking money from you” and sui zhou simply nods, “okay.” ?!!!!!!! I NEED MEN IN MY LIFE WILLING TO GIVE ME THEIR WALLETS LIKE THAT

- and then there’s a part where tang fan climbs a tree to get a fruit because he’s insistent on trying some new recipe and he fell (even tho sui zhou brought him out to some expensive restaurant after he told tang fan not to do that the first time but who knew that tang fan was so stubborn) and when sui zhou finds out, he insists tang fan roll up his sleeves so he can put ointment for him ;-;

- and the novel talks a lot about how tang fan and sui zhou have always lived the single bachelor’s life but since moving in with each other, sui zhou always turns up at home for dinner and both dong er and tang fan will wait for him to return to eat, no matter how late he is!!! it’s so sweeeeeet 

- and sui zhou brings tang fan and dong er to his old home where his parents, older brother (sui an) and sister-in-law, and younger sister (sui bi) and his grandmother lives? okay so backstory here: sui zhou is the second son and he’s not that favoured by his parents who obviously put all their hopes and attention on his older brother, but his older brother is unfortunately like not capable at all but is ambitious, petty and jealous of sui zhou’s talent and ability? his older brother’s wife is even worse, that kind of bij that exacerbates the situation and make sui an even more jealous and resentful towards sui zhou, and that’s why sui zhou left and went to live outside on his own, but his grandma really dotes on him? his grandma is the empress dowager’s sister, so that’s why sui zhou has someone to support him in the palace

- anw, on his grandma’s birthday, he asks tang fan and dong er to go back with him? and the moment he walks through the door the sister-in-law is making noise already and is like “didn’t grandma say that this was to be a family-only affair? and even if outside of family it has to be friends from a family close to our family blah blah” and sui zhou immediately says, “well, from now on tang fan and dong er are close family friends” and anyway tang fan endears himself to the grandma immediately and gosh, cutest ever!!!

- then there’s on incident when tang fan goes home and he sees sui zhou at the dining table with his pretty cousin who’s come to visit and then dong er is so happily like serving them THAT TANG FAN GETS JEALOUS? HE’S SO JEALOUS and then he pouts and then sits outside of the house at the door, and then ends up falling asleep. when he wakes up it’s to see sui zhou over him and putting his coat on him and sui zhou asks him why he didn’t go home and dong er tells him that sui zhou sat at the dining table with his cousin and dong er but didn’t eat because he was waiting for tang fan to come home!!! and then we he didn’t sui zhou went out to find out and found him at the door!!! 

- of course tang fan gets sick the next day from the cold AND GUESS WHO NURSES HIM BACK TO HEALTH?!!

- the both of them are pretty busy but they always try to have dinner together and it’s the sweetest. the post is getting a bit long so i’ll leave the rest for another post soon haha

[fanficshiddles]

Uncle duty, One shot

Thank you for the prompt hbockhold33 hope you like it!

Loki taking Thor’s twins to daycare and have him falling for one of the teachers there. Could she be tall with blond hair and very curvy.

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Loki didn’t mind looking after the twins, though he would never admit that to anyone. Especially Thor. But when Thor talked him into taking them to day-care, he so badly wanted to stab him.

And he would have, if the twins hadn’t been in the room.

It was one thing looking after his nephew and niece, but he was going to be surrounded by other screaming four-year olds for at least five minutes when he dropped them off. And that was just going to be hideous, Loki decided.

But no matter how much pouting, grumbling and arguing he did, Thor didn’t back out and walked out of the house, leaving Loki with the twins. Giving him no choice but to take them, unless he wanted to look after them himself for the whole day. Which was a no no. 

With a look of thunder on his face, he carried his nephew in and led his niece in. Who was always adamant at walking everywhere, even it took them ages. For every five steps she took, Loki took one slow one.

When they got inside, there were indeed screaming four-year olds running around. He cringed inwardly and walked the twins over towards one of the teachers who looked like she was in charge.

‘Hey, I’m dropping my brothers kids off. Do I just… leave them here?’ He queried, putting his nephew down.

The teacher looked at him with an eyebrow up after looking at the twins. ‘Yes. You must be Thor’s brother, his wife called ahead to let us know you’d be dropping them off.’ She nodded.

‘Great! Right kids, see you later.’ He patted them on the head and turned on his heels to leave, but just as he was walking towards the door, he stopped dead in his tracks.

Sitting on a chair with a few kids around her, reading a story, was the most beautiful woman Loki had ever laid eyes upon. She had the most beautiful smile while she interacted with the kids.

She felt eyes on her, and upon looking up she caught Loki’s gaze and smiled back at him. Her cheeks turned a little pink under his gaze. Then she went back to reading the book. Her blonde hair cascaded down around her shoulders, shaping her face beautifully.

‘Sir? Are you alright?’ The teacher Loki had interacted with previously asked, approaching him.

‘Uh, yeah… I was just… wondering… What kind of things do you do here with the kids? I’m just intrigued what my brother’s kids get up to while here.’ He said casually, sliding his hands into his pockets.

He did his best to look at the teacher while she was speaking, but he couldn’t help glancing over at the blonde whenever possible.

‘Well, you are welcome to stick around for a little while, we encourage family members to spend some time here so they can see for themselves how well their children are doing.’ The teacher said kindly.

‘Great, I might just do that.’ Loki grinned and looked back over at the other teacher, who was finishing up with reading.

The twins were running around playing with the other kids, not caring that Loki was still lurking around. He’d went over by the door, leaning against the wall as he watched the blonde-haired woman interact with various kids as she checked they were all doing ok.

His eyes were drawn to her ass, he bit his lower lip, unable to keep himself in check. She was curvy, in all the right places. And tall, he liked that. But it was her eyes that mesmerised him the most, they were sparkling. She clearly loved her job.

Loki was pulled from his day dream when a random kid ran up to him and threw a big block of Lego right at his crotch. ‘Oooft!’ He groaned and put his hand over his crotch, his face contorting in slight pain.

‘I’m so sorry, are you alright?’ Came the most beautiful voice as the blonde teacher came rushing over to check he was ok. She briefly turned her attentions to the young boy. ‘I’ve told you, you do not throw things at people. Go and sit down.’ She said firmly but still with a gentle tone.

‘It’s quite alright.’ Loki chuckled sheepishly, unable to look away from her eyes.

‘So… You’re related to the Odinson twins?’ She asked, glancing over to said twins.

‘Yes, I’m Thor’s brother, my name is Loki.’ He put on a charming smile and put his hand out.

She shook his hand. ‘I’m Miss Hanson, or Molly to you.’ She smiled.

‘It’s a pleasure to meet you, Molly.’ Loki purred and brought her hand up to gently kiss her knuckles, making her blush.

Molly had to get back to work and Loki ended up having to drag himself away. But she was on his mind for the rest of the day, he just couldn’t stop thinking about her… So much so that he called Thor and told him he would collect the twins at the end of the day. Thor didn’t question it, he was just happy that Loki was doing him a favour.

Thor did, however, become slightly suspicious when over the course of the week, he kept offering to drop them off and pick them up again.

‘I really appreciate this, brother.’ Thor said on Friday morning when Loki arrived to collect the twins. ‘But why are you so adamant to dropping them off and picking them up now? You were so against it on Tuesday.’

‘Am I not allowed to enjoy the extra time with these two rascals?’ Loki said defensively.

‘Uncle Loki is in loooooove.’ His niece said while holding onto his leg.

‘He has a girlfriend!’ His nephew joined in, laughing.

Loki’s face dropped, he looked really sheepish as he rubbed the back of his head.

‘Oh really, and who might this be?’ Thor asked with a big grin, folding his arms over his chest.

‘Miss Hanson!’ The twins said at the same time.

Loki groaned and ran his hand down his face.

Thor chuckled. ‘Are you going to ask her out on a date?’

‘No.’

‘Why not?’ Thor frowned.

‘Because… I doubt she would want to.’ Loki shrugged, trying to play it cool.

‘She would! She likes you!’ His niece said, tugging at his shirt.

‘What do you mean?’ Loki asked, looking down at her.

‘She smiles a lot when you’re around.’

‘You should ask her out, Loki.’ Thor winked at him.

Loki took the twins to day-care and like the last few days, his eyes were instantly drawn to Molly. She was painting with a few of the kids, but she looked over when she heard the door and her face did light up when she saw Loki.

‘Hmm. Perhaps the little sprogs were right.’ Loki muttered to himself. Or he certainly hoped they were right, anyway.

‘I’ll be right back.’ Molly said to the children she was with as she then walked over to see Loki.

‘Good morning, Miss Hanson.’ Loki grinned.

‘Morning, Loki.’ She grinned back at him. ‘Has Thor really roped you in to another day of dropping off and picking up?’

‘Well… Perhaps I’ve been volunteering to do so, to see a certain teacher.’ He winked at her, making her blush.

‘Oh really? Who might that be?’

‘Maybe someone who currently looks like she has just murdered someone.’ Loki said playfully, looking at her hands that were covered in red paint.

‘Ah, yeah. It does look a bit suspicious.’ She laughed.

‘Molly, would you… perhaps… like to’

‘Yes!’ She said quickly, before he even finished. He raised an eyebrow at her in confusion.

‘Sorry.’ She blushed, almost as red as her hands. ‘I uhm, certainly hope you were about to ask me on a date?’ She asked, hopeful.

Loki smiled. ‘I was.’ He nodded.

Molly’s face lit up completely, so did Loki’s.

‘How about tomorrow night, say… six?’ Loki suggested.

‘That would be wonderful.’ Molly agreed.

‘YAYYYY! UNCLE LOKI AND MISS HANSON ARE IN LOOOOOVE!’ The twins shouted and started running around the room, chanting while they ran and they made the rest of the kids start laughing and screaming.

‘Oh no.’ Loki ran his hand down his face. ‘I really need to have a word with Thor about their eavesdropping.’ He grumbled, making Molly laugh.

[selfcareparker]

hi bae <3 reading that last ask i’m realizing i have no grammar? lmao

glad university is funnnn, when you said linguistics i was like 🤨 but then i googled it and it does sound interesting lmao

the too much free time part though... :( its like you expected to be thrown in and like WOO BUSY and WOO purpose (purpose may be going too far lol) but i totally get what you’re saying. ESPECIALLY when you expect to be busier and you’re not it’s like :/ ok. (& girlllll it’s fine to complain, it’s how ur feeling)

and bc of covid you have eVEN LESS STUFF TO DO, which sucks. the social part may help? even just a little bit, but maybe having some socialization.. it could be somewhat uplifting? idk gsjshsj

where i live the vaccine is for 16 and up right now but for the younger kids (12-15) it hasn’t been ✨FDA approved✨ yet so my brother is still waiting for his 🤠

okay really quick, how does drivers license work there? here you learn to drive at 16 and you can like actually drive (sometimes even alone in the car) by 17... (also burneks?)

YAYYYY GIRLLL i remember you telling me about how you haven’t seen your family in England in such a long time 🥺🥺🥺 i really hope you get to see them soon!!!! and that covid eases up so you can see them frequently again 🥺🥺🤍

i’m gonna tattoo that to my forehead “not being friends with your parents is unhealthy” EXACTLY!! the people saying that stuff are usually not close to their parents so 👀

i’ve been really busy (unfortunately imo lol) with my dance recital coming up and this singing group (which i don’t like at all) and my final tests bc of school i’m EEK but it’s a good eek i think? maybe? idk lolll, i can’t wait for everything to be over though so i can CHILL. after school however i have a missions trip in north carolina? don’t quote me on that, but yeah 🥰 i’m really excited about it bc i’ll be without my family (like on my own :)) and it’s this whole thing and i’ll get to know people and i’m gonna buy a new bathing suit that makes me look gooooood cuz i’m tryna cop a boyfriend while i’m there HAHAHAH but besides that... more acting and singing camps probably? most likely a summer job.. i don’t have any plans reallyyy set in stone but ya know (ACTUAL i do have a few things planned. but those are things i don’t want to do. so i will be ignoring them <3)

that was a long ass paragraph- but PLEASE UR RESPONSE WAS FINEEE & i love you 💓💓💖💞💘💓💞💕 literally watch me buy a ticket to germany rn

- lovely anon (or catherine? i feel that lovely anon is iconic now tho so. kinda like how i call you aria in my head not your real name lol ALSO I PROMISE IM GONNA RESPOND TO THAT REALLY SOON, it’s just really busy rn) <3

what’s wrong with tumblr i just saw this a minute ago 🥲🥲🥲🥲 they don’t want to see us together ✋🏼 but fuck them 💘

Whaksk wait wdym by you have no grammar? 😭😭hejsjs

Honestly I’m so surprised that I’m enjoying linguistics but i think since i speak english and german i’ve just always been interested in language and esp english since it’s just my second language so i was forced to learn more about the language than just words and grammar, because it’s such a big part of me and also i didn’t always have a british accent so i kind of had to... develop a british accent, and it was natural but also kind of wasn’t??? Anyway why was this one sentence like 17 lines i’m sorry

YES OMG EXACTLY and obviously i’m missing out on the whole uni experience i mean I’m introverted anyway but i don’t mind going to a party every now and then? but i haven’t talked to a single person from my uni (except in class when we had to analyse a poem or something— okay technically some of my friends go to the same uni as me but they’re all studying other stuff)

But yeah I’ll definitely try to meet my friends more often 🥺 but we all have really different schedules rn so it’s really hard to find days where we both/all are free and not too tired and yeahssjsksj but i mean.... i can pay 50% of your ticket to germany? and then we can hang out? 🥰

I think everyone over 18 can get their vaccine from Monday on so I’ll try to call (okay, my mum will call sisjsh) and see if i can get an appointment. but i think everything will be super full because previously only people over... 50?or 60? or people with like illnesses could get it and now everyone over 18 can get it??? Like that’s a lot of people who can suddenly get the vaccine sksjjs but at the same time they’re getting quicker with it (i think today over 1 million people got the vaccine???? Like i know the US probably gets wayyy more people done so idk if that sounds like nothing to you but obviously Germany is much smaller so to me that sounds like a lot???) and also one of my father’s friend’s wife (djdkdj) works at a hospital or something? And she said she’ll ask if I can get it done there so yeah 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Isksmsjjs it took me so long to figure out what burneks was, i googled it (very weird results?) and then i realised i made a typo.... yeah no idea what i was trying to say lol

So in Germany (as far as I’m aware) you can start at 17 and you can’t have your test before you’re 17 years and 6 months old (idk why) and then you’re not allowed to drive alone until you’re 18 and then you still have two years on probation(is that what it’s called?) and you’re not allowed to drink a single sip of alcohol before you’re 21 (and drive) (cause in germany you’re allowed to drink when you’re 14 (if your parents are with you and allow it), then when you’re 16 you can buy beer and wine, and when you’re 18 you can buy everything. But you’re not allowed to drink and drive (even if it’s just 0.01 promille) until you’re 21)

(Okay I just googled and I don’t think you say pro mille/per mille in english sksjsjs but like the percent (or something...) of alcohol you have in your blood (idk biology sorry) (not that you asked about drinking and driving anyway? 😭 but there you go lmaoo)

Also idk if that’s just a UK thing or you also have it in the US? But all of my relatives from England keep asking me how often I’m driving with my parents (for practice)... and in Germany that’s.... not allowed? Like in england you can get these L (Learner) plates that you can stick on the back of your car and then you can drive anytime with your parents, but in germany you can only drive with your driving instructor during a paid for and legally organised driving lesson so. Kksskaj

Yess, the good thing now is that i can go to england anytime? Because Uni is all online anyway so it’s not like i have to wait until the holidays to see my family, i really hope i’ll see them soon🥺 it was my nana’s bday today and my grandad’s a few weeks ago so i’m painting two pictures for them tomorrow and sending them as a (late) gift next week 😌 (i’ll do like an impressionist ✨field of flowers✨ (that sounds awful sksjsjsj for reference i’ll look something like this: (it’s not mine i just found it on the internet while i was looking for some inspiration

for my nana, and something with a waterfall for my grandad) (looking at it now i don’t even think that’s impressionism? Idfk i had art as my subject for my a levels (like one of my final exams) and i actually got an A 👀 but it was mainly architecture and i don’t even remember that so

Ahhh I hope it’s a good eek!! Sksjj hopefully you’ll be done with everything soon and i already know you’re gonna do really good in all of your tests😌 but still: good luck ❤️❤️❤️

Idk if it’s actually cool? But North Carolina sounds so cool to me (but honestly you could have said any state and i’d think it’s cool sksksskm) And girl I still think it’s so amazing that you just sing and dance and act and omg ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

(I’m imagining us in a montage (?) like they always have in films while we’re shopping to get you a hot bathing suit😌😌 and then they always come home with like 6 shopping bags in the movies—)

This is gonna sound so dumb because who tf wants to work? But I’ve always wanted a summer job 🥲 like nothing too exhausting obviously but i’ve never earned any money by myself? I haven’t had a single job in my life (not that I’m that old and like only one of my friends has worked in her life like we’re young sksjsj) and yeah i think it would be really cool to have a summer job and earn some money 😌 but during the summer holidays (they’re only 6 weeks in germany) we’d always go to england for at least two weeks and then we’d drive to bosnia to see my dad’s family for a few days and then to croatia and then to Bosnia again sksksksms so i never had time for a summer job (obviously i’m aware that it’s a fucking privilege that i’ve never had to work and that i get to go to multiple countries during the holidays but yeah)

WHY DO I TALK SO MUCH AUSSKKSSM

Like I said I’ll pay 50% of your ticket 😌 i’ll be here stuck at home anyway, just let me know when you’re coming so i can come pick you up😌 (this emoji djskksks— but i mean it fits so i’ll use it as often as i can 😌)

Lovely anon IS iconic 😌✨ but Catherine is more than okay too🥰 so just say whatever you prefer ❤️

(And omg you never have to apologise for responding to my long ass, full-of-mistakes responses late sksjs take your time (i mean i wouldn’t be mad if you just didn’t respond to some of them i talk too much anyway <3333)

[theexecutionerssong]

I’m currently on s12 of supernatural because i decided to finally start watching it (i dont know why it took me so long but also every time the fandom came across my dash, y’all were almost always arguing so i got scared off😂) and i just thought in season 8 when Dean and Sam need the glasses to see the hellhound and also in season 12 i wonder if Dean would be able to see Castiels wings with them since they can see a hellhound with them because they’re scorched with holy fire🤔 i just think it would be really neat if Dean turned around and just wife eyed stared at Cas and Cas would be confused tilting his head asking him what’s wrong😂 and Dean just sees huge wings behind Cas. Anyway i thought id share this dumb thought with you since you’re the reason i even strted watching the show in August.

Yayyyy welcome to the club!! I’m adding you to the list of people who started watching because of me, that will never fails to make me so happy. sorry about the fighting in the fandom though ^^ I don’t remember anyone coming up with that theory! That would be so cool! And on the other hand, I’m glad SPN never went that route, you know, actually showing the wings. We saw them going up in flames, we saw shadows, we saw electricity and burned marks on asphalt, but never for real. That way we can still let our imagination run wild and now I’m picturing Dean’s “wife eyes” and Cas’s head tilt :’) i love it!

[elenatria]

Now I have to share my experience with Mr Ferns because I must.

For starters, a huge shout out to the Chernobyl facebook group for... giving me more likes than MY OWN FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK WHO APPARENTLY ARE NOT TOUCHED BY NAKED CHERNOBYL MINERS WTFFF. Ok Alex has a huge following in that group since he regularly posts there but anyway, to my friends on facebook: you guys are BLIND.

A few days ago I caught a glimpse of his post in that group saying "Going to London, wish me luck" and since I was going there during the same period I asked him why. A group member was nice enough to tell me about the play he was in, "The girl on the train". I had no idea, sadly I don't follow that group regularly. I looked the play up and there he was in the cast list although I wasn't sure if he'd be performing in The Duke of York theatre or at the tour.

Now you may think I'm bold with celebs, and I am when I meet them in person because I go into the YOLO zone (life is too short so fuck self-consciousness) but with facebook things are different: yes, a celeb doesn't always have time for your silent, easily ignored friend requests/pm's/tags and who can handle online rejection, huh? Whereas in person people can't ignore you.

So I was like... fuck that let's do this. I said "hello, sir, not too sure if we can make it but would you be kind enough to tell me if you'll be performing on Saturday... :-)" etc etc. He plainly answered yes and I was like ok... should I buy a ticket now?

We figured London Con would be too exhausting to continue our evening at the theatre so I didn't buy a ticket in advance as I always do and we made other plans. Turns out London Con was a bit TOO MUCH and we decided to head back to... our beds after all. But when I'm giddy I'm giddy and I'd rather waste a train ticket and take my chances at finding a seat at the last minute than sit in my airbnb room and roll my thumbs all evening.

THERE *WAS* A TICKET YAYYYY.

I just sat there and watched a gripping play based on the Emily Blunt movie. SPOILERS!! Yeah it was your typical Hitchcockian whodunnit (after a point we knew who the killer was so it was basically reduced to a Scream-type struggle for survival against the psycho). BUT the performances were stellar, especially the leading lady, so convincing as an alcoholic who nobody listens to, the sets were amazing and I never got bored.

And then we had Mr Ferns, Glukhov's familiar rotund frame and husky voice. ❤ A pleasure to watch and his character had a delicious twist (spoilers!!!): when the protagonist spat at him if he had a wife to cook for him he quipped "It is a *he* actually". I almost jumped off my seat and screamed YASSSS THANK YOU, ALEX, BLESS YOU.

Anyways, after the play I was like "It is the stage door for meeee!" Thankfully not many people were there so when he came out in his hat I was like "Hiiiiiii can I get a selfie? ^____^" He started and paused for a moment, recognizing me from msg (I mean wow ok), and he was like "Heyyy you made it!"

*___*

I swear I was going for a mere selfie and I got the *biggest* bear hug of my life instead. The biggest, warmest, tighest, longest bear hug. Getting bear-hugged by fucking comrade Glukhov in a London street, in front of total strangers. This is the life, guys, this is the life.

So of course he was a darling and indulged me with two selfies. Of course.

And he was still wearing the fucking hat.